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Why was Joyce amazed when she saw what came before posterous?

It was pre-posterous.

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What happened to Cynthia when she was in Hollywood and hit her head?

She saw stars.

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Why did Jimmy wonder where the planet Noyd is?

Because his mother said she was a Noyd.

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Yehuda Lane
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What is a pile of cats called?

A meow-ntain

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How did Jim feel when he thought he was losing his marbles?

He felt marble-less.

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Shane Ronay
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Why was President Clinton elected in between Presidents George H. and George H.W.?

Because a Bill at hand is worth two in the Bush.

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What collection of animals gets its name from the sounds they make together?

A herd.

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What did the Jones family say after they found their dog named Spot?

We spotted the spot where Spot was, by spotting his spot!

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Why is it hard to trust a staircase?

It's always up to something.

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What kind of fruit did they use against Donald Trump?

He was impeached twice.

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Why did the bears stop being friends?

They found each other unbearable.

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What is the plural of why?

Wise.

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