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Why was the hungry secretary like a clock?

At meetings she took minutes, and at meals she took seconds.

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How is the way that cows chew their cud similar to letters to the editor?

They both involve feedback.

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Shane Ronay
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What's happening here?

A cargo ship is trying to contain itself.

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Right after the Smith family moved to a new house, what did they find it required?

Out of the box thinking.

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What was Fred's reaction when someone suggested that he become a chiropracter?

He was taken aback.

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What was Betty's reaction when the glass jar fell and broke?

She found it jarring.

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What is similar between the rules of a bar and buying something at a store?

They both use a bar code.

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What can you take, and still leave things where they are?

Take a walk, take a nap, take a look, take a break, take a picture, and take a shower.

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What is a gym called filled with people who want to lose weight?

A waist land.

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What did the chiropractor say when he started working on a patient?

Welcome back.

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Yitzchak Berger
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What is a curve that can set a lot of things straight?

A smile.

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Where can you buy black markers?

The black market.

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