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What is an airplane that is inherited called?

An heir plane.

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What kind of tea seems to last forever?

Eterni-tea.

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How do you describe a situation where Bill bought 2 ducks and he wants both to keep them as pets and eat them?

It's a paradox.

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What is this?

The leaning tower of pizza.

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What did the dentist say after he examined the comb with a lot of thin teeth?

You're fine.

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What did the circus do to the trapeze artist who wasn't performing well?

It suspended him.

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Why did Jerry fly in a plane when he had a cold?

When he felt under the weather, he wanted to go over the weather.

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Why did Beth wear sneakers when she did the wash?

In case the colors would run.

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What is it called when students are studying frantically at the end of the school term?

Term-oil.

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Why do butchers need regular vacations?

To escape the grind.

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Why did Sophia put on makeup?

She thought it was pretty imporant.

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When Stephanie inventeted a way of saying that someone is at the door without ringing a bell, what prize did she win?

The No-Bell prize.

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