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What do auto mechanics call their rest periods?

Coffee brakes.

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Akiva Lane
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Does before come after after, and does after come before before?

Alphabetically yes.

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Akiva Lane
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What excuse can be used by a person who drinks too much?

I'd rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal labotomy.

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What is it called when workers in a company go on strike?

Labor pains.

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Why is eating a liter of food like adding a T to it?

It becomes litter.

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What fruit did the restaurant serve to young couples getting to know each other?

Dates.

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What group of letters do planes fly over?

They fly over C's.

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How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh?

Ten-tickles.

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What's he doing?

Flying by the seat of his pants.

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What did people call the baseball game where everyone got hits that got them onto first base?

A singles event.

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What happened when the horses ran away from the farm?

It destabilized the farm.

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How do we know that the belt of a Knight during the Middle Ages was black?

It was in the middle of the knight.

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