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How did this person respond when asked how they're doing?

Doing well, thank you.

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Why was this man being treated intervenously?

He had severe poison i.v.

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What did the father buffalo say to his eldest when they parted?

Bye, son.

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What kind of tea protects you when you buy something?

Warren Tea.

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What is similar between paying for a meal and ducks?

They both have bills.

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Why was Achmed the thief unpopular with the other shepherds?

He got other people's goats.

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What computer activity is similar to buying a new pair of boots?

Re-booting.

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What is happening here?

He's checking his bill for web service.

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Why didn't Bill have a good vacation?

By mistake he went to a hostile instead of a hostel.

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What's good advice when photographing celestial beings?

Be sure you get the best angel.

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Which U.S. landmark are people in the biggest hurry to visit?

Mount Rush more.

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Why did Max keep a safe in his house?

Everyone was telling him 'Keep safe'.

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