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What happens when a person has to work on Sundays?

It's a weakened weekend.

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What is news from last week called?

Olds.

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What did Billy call the money he made from selling thumb tacks?

Income tacks.

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Why did the bartender put rolls on the bar next to the drinks?

His motto was 'Roll with the punches'.

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What do you say about someone who buys cheap candy that causes them to gain weight?

Penny wise and pound foolish.

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Which internal organ has the most audacity?

The gall bladder.

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What can be said about Betty who didn't clean the kitchen often enough?

She led a life of grime.

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What two letters are used to make a spreadsheet?

XL

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What idea does this represent?

To believe.

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Why did Fred buy stock in the perfume company?

The way they made cents from their scents made sense.

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What does the NLRB do?

They oversee support groups for expectant mothers.

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What can you say about 2 matches?

They match.

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