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What is the most disrespectable aspect of the computer?

The cursor.

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What do air conditioning installers do to save space?

They get all their ducts lined up.

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Who does one who can't figure out their career speak to?

An Occupational Therapist.

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Why did Marty not want to get rid of his old beat-up car?

Because then he would be wreck-less.

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What is called if a lawyer charges nothing to help write a will?

Free will.

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Why did the painting need to rest?

Because after a long day, it was fading.

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Why didn't Joe play hide-and-seek very often?

Good hide-and-seek players are hard to find.

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Why did John think he had Type O blood, when he really had Type A?

His birth records had a Type O.

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Why did Jim put paper money into the stream?

His accountant said he needed better cash flow.

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What is an ancient Celtic who is very flexible called?

A fluid druid.

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What 5 one syllable words rhyme and are all dramatic?

Purge, surge, urge, merge, and splurge.

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What is it called when a boy in the family sets the table?

The setting son.

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