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What is black when clean, and white when dirty?

A black board.

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Akiva Lane
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What jail do bad jokes go to?

The pun-itentiary.

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How did Oedipus feel when he found out about his parents?

Oedipus wreck.

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Where can one fall?

One can fall asleep, fall in love, fall down, fall ill, and fall into a trap.

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Why did Fred always cut into lines?

Because his doctor said he should lose wait.

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Why did the bartender put rolls on the bar next to the drinks?

His motto was 'Roll with the punches'.

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What happened when a tree doctor put the bark of an oak tree on a maple tree?

It didn't work, because he was barking up the wrong tree.

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Why do female sheep often have an identity crisis?

Because they think, "I am a ewe".

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Why did the family put a big painting in their living room?

They wanted to get better at seeing the big picture.

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Shane Ronay
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Why are trombone players usually easy going people?

They've learned to let things slide.

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Shane Ronay
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Why is an Achilles tendon injury so severe?

They take forever to heel.

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What are flies that hang around a clock called?

Time flies.

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