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What room grows on a dead tree?

A mushroom.

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What are these soldiers doing?

Trying to keep their chin-ups.

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What does an air conditioner and a hair conditioner have in common?

They both can make you feel cool.

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What did the surgeon say when the patient asked if he could administer his own anesthesia?

Sure, knock yourself out.

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When Marsha told her husband on the phone that she was late, why did he call the police?

She said she was being held up.

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Why don't ATM machines provide quarters?

It doesn't make cents.

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What US city has 2 male children?

Tuscon, Arizona.

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Why didn't Bill like going to malls?

He felt that if you see one, you see the mall.

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Who is in charge of a bicycle factory?

The spokesperson

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Why wasn't Tom happy with the fund his broker suggest he buy?

The feeling wasn't mutual.

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What did the geologist call his book about the cliffs near the ocean?

Cliff's Notes.

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What is this called?

The last straw.

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