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What is someone called who can't stop weaving on a loom?

A loomatic.

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What happened when the horses ran away from the farm?

It destabilized the farm.

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What does a mix of chemicals and the answer to a problem have it common?

They are both called a solution.

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Why is a young man and woman going out called a 'date'?

Because dates are sticky, and both are hoping it will be sticky.

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Why do chickens tend to have egg-streme political opinions?

Because they don't like being in the middle of the road.

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Why did the husband and wife enjoy scuba diving together?

They liked the feeling of being in sink with each other?

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Will wind turbines be successful in producing clean energy?

The answer is blowing in the wind.

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Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself?

Because it was two tired.

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Picasso painted over 50,000 works. What type of painter was he?

A surreal (serial) painter

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Why did Lisa buy things with pennies?

When she bought things, she wanted to use common cents.

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What do you call robins enjoying the sun?

Basking robbins.

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What did Betty realize after she ate inexpensive cake that was fattening?

That she was penny wise and pound foolish.

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