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What vegetable has the best rhythm?

Beets.

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If a scientist no longer finds a theory as 'testable', how does he now regard it?

He now regards it as 'de-testable'.

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What is a person called who knows a lot about eggs?

An eggs-pert.

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Why did Arnold always bet at the same race track?

He had a one-track mind.

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When submarines do naval exercises, what are they called?

Sub routines.

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How is a head cold similar to a lot of traffic?

They're both congested.

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Which fruit has a Y chromosome?

BOYSenberries

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How do you talk to a pigeon?

Using pidgin English.

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What is a baseball bat that is used to destroy fans?

A fan club.

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What do we have here?

Katy barred the door.

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Why did Amanda stare at gifts before opening them up?

Her friends told her she should focus more on the present.

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What runs but stays in the same place?

A nose, a watch, and a faucet.

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