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What does this represent?

Too much of a good thing.

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What do you call it when everyone in a group hears and believes the same thing?

A heard mentality.

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Why is the last part of a meal called dessert?

That's when people desert their diet.

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What novel is about a boy who always wakes up late?

The son also rises.

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Why is wine part of religious ceremonies?

Because it's De' vine.

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To measure the size of a bagel, how much of the bagel do you include?

You include the whole.

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What food is this?

Apple Pie

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Which U.S. Army battalion drives up to and then crawls under barbed-wire fences?

Jeepers Creepers

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How did Joe the boxer feel after being slugged in the face?

He felt very sluggish.

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What is it called when a very small child waves at you?

Micro wave lovin'.

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Is the entire world starting to think exactly the same?

Just the indoctri-nations.

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How did the new photographer's business double in no time?

Increased exposure.

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