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Shane Ronay
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How does a butcher greet his customers?

Nice to meat you!

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Shane Ronay
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Which country is most upset about gas-guzzling automobiles?

Mad at gas car

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call a plane that is not fancy?

A plain plane.

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Akiva Lane
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Why was Fred confused by forms?

Because he didn't know if he should fill them IN or fill them OUT.

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Akiva Lane
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Why is this very useful?

Because people say they'll do things when they get a round tuit.

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Akiva Lane
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What did Barry say when he was told about a newsstand that he didn't know about?

That's news to me.

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call someone who is dishonest with words?

A lexi-con.

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Akiva Lane
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After visiting someone, when they say 'It's been great having you', how can you respond?

It's been great being had.

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Akiva Lane
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If you can get 100 somethings for a penny today, how sure can you be that this will be the price tomorrow?

One hundred per cent.

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Yitzchak Berger
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Why did Betty distrust stairs?

She felt they were always up to something.

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Matt Weiss
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What does the Eiffel Tower have in common with a tick?

They are both Paris sights.

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Shane Ronay
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Where did the name "Turks and Caicos" come from?

Someone couldn't pronounce "turquoise".

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