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Why did Beverly go to a therapist?

She felt her complexes were very complex.

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Why was Betty happy with the work of the seamstress?

It was sew good.

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What can you say about people who live on the Iraq/Iran border?

They live between Iraq and a hard place.

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Why do dessert lovers like this airline?

They serve pie in the sky.

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What does a snake say when it bites?

Don't take it poisonally.

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How did Jeff's friends realize he finished his entire "bucket list" over the weekend?

He looked pail

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What do you call a group of crying babies?

A whinery.

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What is another name for a florist?

A petal pusher

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What is another name for the Stanley Cup Finals?

The Punch Bowl

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In 1900 two brothers tried to make an airplane, why did they fail?

Because they were the wrong brothers.

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Why did Arlene dislike washing the dishes?

It gave her a sinking feeling.

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Why did Fred avoid eating hard cheese such as Swiss cheese?

He preferred eating cheese that is easier.

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