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What kind of room is a fungus?

A mushroom.

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Now that the Peter bought a dairy farm, what will he do with it?

He'll milk it for all its worth.

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What do you call a wine bottle that is in the shape of a letter O?

A wine-o.

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What did Arnold like about geometry?

He thought some of the angles were acute.

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Why did it often rain when Bill was thinking with deep concentration?

Because he was brainstorming.

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What vitamin is good for the eyes?

Vitamin see.

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What is the moment called when you decide if and how much you will tip a waiter?

The tipping point.

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What's the best way to eliminate vapor from your windshield?

I haven't the foggiest idea.

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What illness do birds get after they fly a lot?

The flew.

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Why did the soldier not want to share his rank with other people?

It was private.

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What is a book called that is a collection of reviews about the movie Psycho?

Psycho Analysis

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What is up and down at the same time?

When you go to sleep drunk, and feel down when you wake up with a hangover.

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