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Why did John think he had Type O blood, when he really had Type A?

His birth records had a Type O.

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Since Jill was on a diet, why was she concerned that the math problems on the test were too easy?

Because they were a piece of cake.

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Why didn't Bill promise his wife that he would be a billionaire?

Because that didn't look very promising.

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What is the study of Noah's ark called?

Ark-eology.

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What is the room called where people make salad dressings?

The dressing room.

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Did Bill Clinton find his wife funny?

He thought she was Hillarious

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What does Leonard Bernstein and copper have in common?

They are both good conductors.

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What do great track stars and confused people have in common?

They run around in circles.

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What was Karl Marx and his brother called?

The Marx brothers.

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Where did Maxine put all her bottles of water?

In the water closet.

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Why did Bill try not to reminisce about his days in the Merchant Marines?

He didn't want to miss the boat.

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How can we summarize that Bill ruined his life because of a gambling addiction?

He threw away paradise for a pair of dice.

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