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What is similar between a clothing factory and Scrabble?

They both use text tiles.

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Which division of a hospital has the best patient supervision?

The "I see you" (ICU)

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What happened to the circus performer who swallowed a wood file?

He got a raspy voice.

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What type of music do young ladies like best?

Hymns

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Why didn't Pharaoh believe anything Moses said?

It was in a State of de Nile.

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Why is it important to review a subject before taking a test?

Because then what you knew is re-knewed.

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Why did Betty fix her watch quickly?

She wanted to have a good time.

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What did Mr. Cow say to Mrs. Cow when it started pouring rain?

I Noah ark we can use.

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What did the losing coach say about his opponent after losing by 52 points?

I found them very offensive.

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Why couldn't the broken piano get into the house?

It was missing the keys.

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What kind of insect has a name that indicates that it's always running away?

The flea.

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What do mermaids use to wash their fins?

Tide

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