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Where did the army put their best soldiers?

On the front lions.

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A 5 o'clock shadow.

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What happened when farmer Brown taught his seeds to be concerned about the poor.

The pro seeds went to charity.

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How did Martha feel when she cut her vegetables into very small pieces?

Grate.

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How did Mark regard his habit of drinking beer every day?

He regarded it as minor ale-ment.

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What did Joe do with his leg cast after his leg was fully healed?

He cast it away.

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What is the time called after mailing a letter?

Post post.

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Why was Achmed the thief unpopular with the other shepherds?

He got other people's goats.

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Why was the baker happy?

Because he had all that he kneaded.

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What can you say about a manager who enjoys firing people?

That he's playing with fire.

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How did Beth feel when Harry kept asking her out?

She felt harried.

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Why did Alan collect lots of L's?

He thought it was good to have morals.

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