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What construction machine is named after a bird?

The crane.

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What did Paul McCartney say when a hornet flew into his house and scared people?

Let it bee

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What being always acts and feels lousy?

The louse.

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What does the drug store - that sells products using vegetables and fish - call itself?

Farm and Sea Pharmacy.

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If a scientist no longer finds a theory as 'testable', how does he now regard it?

He now regards it as 'de-testable'.

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Why did Mother Goose's child stay home from school?

It was a lame duck.

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What do you call heating oil that you pay for every month?

Term oil.

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Why did Maxine think her neighbors were squares?

Because they liked square dancing.

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How did France come up with Bastille day, Canada with Canada Day, and the U.S. July the 4th?

They did it Independently.

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How do you describe pulling a penny out of the sewer?

The ascent of a cent with a scent.

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What did the bike rider say to his friend after smashing into him by mistake?

I didn't expect to run into you here.

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What are earings called that are in the shape of pears?

A pear of earrings.

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