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What do you call a website that tells you one fact after another?

A factory.

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What is a dog called that swims back and forth in a pool?

A lap dog.

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What are earings called that are in the shape of pears?

A pear of earrings.

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What is another name for a florist?

A petal pusher

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Does therapy often cost a lot?

Yes, but you can keep the change.

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What was the main fruit in Noah's ark?

Pears.

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Why did the mother agree to carry her crying child?

To have a walking, crying child would be too pre-carry-us.

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When Maxine was offered wine, what did she answer that was misinterpreted?

Wine, not.

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Why did the couple decide to get married?

They found each other very engaging.

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What does eating hot food and sneezing have in common?

They are both hot chews.

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What did two hungry stomachs say to each other?

Let's rumble.

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What kind of glue do Eskimos use to hold their ice houses together?

Ig glue.

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