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What hair style is named after the hair of a horse?

Pony tail.

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How do you compare baseball, bowling, and unions?

Baseball: 3 strikes=out, Bowling: 12 strikes= perfect game, Union: strikes are unlimited.

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What do you call a pencil too short to sharpen anymore?

A point of no return.

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What continent is named after ants?

Antartica.

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Why did Lisa buy things with pennies?

When she bought things, she wanted to use common cents.

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What did Emily do when all the potato chips fell on the floor?

She let the chips fall where they may.

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Which African nation is known for their pigs?

Guinea

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Why did Alan give pennies to people in the street?

He felt the people would benefit by common cents.

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If the hole of a bagel is filled with black pepper, what is the result?

A black hole.

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How do you describe a seagull that believes everything you say?

Gullible.

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Why did the leopard go the empty parking lot and go from one parking space to another?

It wanted to prove wrong those said it couldn't change its spots.

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Why is the centipede considered one of the strongest of insects?

It takes a while until it is on its last legs.

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