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What is someone called who is wearing a racoon hat?

A tail bearer.

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Akiva Lane
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What does getting up in the morning have to do with Newton's laws of motion?

A body at rest tends to stay at rest.

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Shane Ronay
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Is it possible to Google a goose?

Yes, but easier to Google a gaggle.

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Akiva Lane
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Why didn't Barry ever work out in the gym?

He planned to go there, but it never worked out.

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Why didn't Max like racketball?

He thought that people who played it were off the wall.

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Akiva Lane
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After flowers and berries fuse into a pineapple, why can't they do it a second time?

Because then they would refuse.

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Akiva Lane
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What did the law student who liked liquor knew he had to do?

He had to pass the bar in order to pass the bar.

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Shane Ronay
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What did the losing coach say about his opponent after losing by 52 points?

I found them very offensive.

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Akiva Lane
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What 3 letters are very exciting?

XTC

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Dovid Lane
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What did two hungry stomachs say to each other?

Let's rumble.

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Akiva Lane
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Why was the hungry secretary like a clock?

At meetings she took minutes, and at meals she took seconds.

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Why was the teacher arrested for using a compass and a ruler?

They are considered weapons of maths destruction.

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