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Why did Mr. and Mrs. Beaver find it hard to get along?

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Because they found each other so dam a-gnawing.

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When Jim made a party on his yacht, why did he try not to invite too many people?

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He didn't want to go overboard.

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What is it called when two people argue about who won a contest?

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They're contesting the contest.

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What hour is a good time to go to the dentist?

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Tooth hurty (2:30).

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What word and number indicate the winner of a race?

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Won and 1.

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Why did King Louis XV say, "After me the flood"?

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Because he rained for 59 years.

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What do you call people who work together in a chocolate factory?

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Cocoa co-workers.

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Why do people like peeling their own fruit?

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Because if other people peel it, it has less appeal.

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What math term did Alice not like?

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The mean.

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What is the government official in charge of the fence called?

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The Minister of De Fence.

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What did Beverly say to the nut platter?

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You're all nuts!

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Why didn't Bill have a good vacation?

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By mistake he went to a hostile instead of a hostel.

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Why did Mr. and Mrs. Beaver find it hard to get along?

Because they found each other so dam a-gnawing.

When Jim made a party on his yacht, why did he try not to invite too many people?

He didn't want to go overboard.

What is it called when two people argue about who won a contest?

They're contesting the contest.

What hour is a good time to go to the dentist?

Tooth hurty (2:30).

What word and number indicate the winner of a race?

Won and 1.

Why did King Louis XV say, "After me the flood"?

Because he rained for 59 years.

What do you call people who work together in a chocolate factory?

Cocoa co-workers.

Why do people like peeling their own fruit?

Because if other people peel it, it has less appeal.

What math term did Alice not like?

The mean.

What is the government official in charge of the fence called?

The Minister of De Fence.

What did Beverly say to the nut platter?

You're all nuts!

Why didn't Bill have a good vacation?

By mistake he went to a hostile instead of a hostel.

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