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How did this team win the championship?

They put up their Dukes.

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What is a dehydrating fruit business like?

It's full of hot air.

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Why is there a lack of neurologists?

Few have the nerve.

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How did Angela feel when she saw a rattlesnake in the park?

She felt rattled.

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How did the conversation go between a patient and the doctor who wanted him to cut down on mayonnaise?

Mayonnaise? No you may not.

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Why do some people choose to do mixed martial arts?

Just for kicks.

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Why did Bill start running the 100 yard dash?

He wanted to get his life back on track.

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What illness do birds get after they fly a lot?

The flew.

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Why did the telemarketer use his clavicle to rest his headset?

Because that's his caller bone.

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What is ironic when we eat food because we don't want it to go to waste?

Often that's the food that DOES go to waist.

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If pro is the opposite of con, what is the opposite of progress?

Congress.

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Why is eating a liter of food like adding a T to it?

It becomes litter.

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