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Why did Alan quit his job as a probate attorney?

He didn't like putting on heirs.

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What do you call a date to make sure a person is right for you?

Validate.

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What is it called when a leader demands that everyone kneel down to him?

Tyra-knee.

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What should you do when you are waiting a long time in a doctor's office?

Be patient.

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What was Judy's reaction when the milk spilled on the floor?

No use crying over spilled milk.

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What happens when a problem is solved twice?

It is resolved.

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Why was Bill on the lookout for turnips?

He didn't know when they might turn up.

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What is a bee from the United States called?

A USB.

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A book about basement renovation ideas?

Best Cellars

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What did it mean when the professional football players argued with the prisoners in a football game?

The argument had its pros and cons.

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What's does track & field have in common with a Polish bank?

They both have Pole vaults.

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Where is a runner from when he stops running?

Iran.

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