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Where is the best place to find shipping pallets?

"Skid" row

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Akiva Lane
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How do you catch an animal that escaped from its cage?

It needs out of the box thinking.

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How did cell phones get their name?

Because if we're not careful, they can imprison us.

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Why shouldn't you get angry at the cursor on your computer screen?

Because then you might become the curser.

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The order of what 2 syllables makes the difference between happy and sad?

Being upbeat is better than being beat up.

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What did the grapes say when they were stepped on?

Nothing, they just let out a little wine.

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What do you call a pig who lost his voice?

Disgruntled

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What's another way of saying that it seems that I have 4 pears?

It appears that I have a pair of a pair of pears.

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Why was the air traffic contoller fired?

Because he didn't know what was flying.

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Shane Ronay
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How does one refer to the hallways at mental institutions?

Psycho paths.

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What is a survey about telephone usage called?

A telephone poll.

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Why did Linda name her dogs Rolex and Timex?

They were her watch dogs.

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