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What do you call a small circle that is very relaxed?

Dot calm.

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Why did the shoes cross the road?

Because the chicken was wearing them.

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What do you call a hyphen that is the size of a football field?

A hundred yard dash.

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What country is similar to a runner that just finished a race?

Iran

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Why do some people find it very cool to go to sports games?

Because there are so many fans there.

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How were crews asked to stop construction of this specific hospital?

Please hold the Mayo.

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Why are the internal parts of the body called organs?

Because they are all so well organized.

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Why didn't Bill want to work in the ice cream factory?

He didn't like working on sundaes.

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Why did Paul put on his glasses when working with his team?

To make sure everyone was clear.

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Why did the police enter the comedy club?

The comedian was a riot.

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Why do some people like to eat these?

It gives them a peas-ful feeling.

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Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself?

Because it was two tired.

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