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What do you say about someone who buys cheap candy that causes them to gain weight?

Penny wise and pound foolish.

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What was a misunderstanding between Bill and his wife?

She asked for toilet water for her birthday, and he didn't know it meant perfume.

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What is a sentence that has the words 'the the' right after each other?

I really like the The North Face jacket.

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When the Jacob's family made a home movie, why did they include eating hotdogs at the barbecue?

The hotdogs were perfect for the role.

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What vegetable did Marty not take onto his sailboat?

Leeks.

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Why were the vegetables upset when Marty put salt on them?

They felt assaulted.

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How did John like his job as a bartender?

He found it very pouring.

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Why didn't people believe this when they saw it?

They thought it was pi in the sky.

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How do you summarize the difference between buying in a store or buying on the internet?

You're on line, or you're online.

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What's the biggest myth about this school?

That it's a Mens Only college (boys).

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What kind of city doesn't give up?

Tenacity.

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What kind of fruit did they use against Donald Trump?

He was impeached twice.

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