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How do you teach a rope?

You pull on it until it becomes tight, and then it becomes taught.

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What are people who work for the telephone company in Poland called?

Telephone Poles.

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How did Phil become such an expert at bumper cars?

He took a crash course.

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Which part of the world do people contract mild forms of amnesia?

Micronesia

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What is something that we wear that is called by the material that it used to be made from?

Glasses.

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Why shouldn't you tell secrets in a farmer's field?

Because potatoes have eyes, corn has ears, and the beanstalk.

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Why did Avigail get mad when her 10 year old daughter put on lipstick?

Because it made her see red.

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What do you call a very young bee?

A bay bee.

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What kind of clothes do polar bears wear?

Polar shirts.

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What are our great-grandfathers called?

Our four fathers.

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How did Oedipus feel after he found out what he had done?

He felt like an Oedipus wreck.

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What song does this represent?

Oh say can you see.

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