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How did the mouse avoid the mousetrap?

He just squeaked by.

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Which division of a hospital has the best patient supervision?

The "I see you" (ICU)

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How did the American Indians feel about transporting things by travois.

It was a drag.

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What do you call a person who makes great bagels and lox?

A lox-smith.

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After the earthquake destroyed the land where a well was, what did the engineer say who was looking for it in the dark?

I don't feel well.

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What line is the conclusion?

The bottom line.

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What did Gil's back say when he returned from a trip?

I'm back.

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What did Bobby do when the bullies didn't let him use the slide?

He let is slide.

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What is a crazy motive called?

A loco motive.

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What would be the result if you used incense made from mushrooms?

A mushroom cloud.

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What do you call someone who is always drinking coffee?

A caf-fiend.

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How is Elon Musk similar to the Lone Ranger?

After dealing with him, they ask, 'Who was that Musk man'?

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