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What is a side-trip on a vacation called?

A detour on de tour.

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When Mitchel lost money in a risky investment, why did he feel like his clean suit?

Because they had both been taken to the cleaners.

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What arm of the octopus is the strongest?

The Arm E.

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What seven letter word for a tree has all 5 vowels?

Sequoia

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A picture worth a thousand words.

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How did Elsie the cow feel when she couldn't give milk?

She felt like an udder failure.

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How are a salad and a Paris bathroom similar?

They both accommodate French dressing.

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What state was Maxine in when she found out that a person has 100,000 miles of blood vessels?

She was in a state of awe.

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Why did Betty watch the weeds grow in the vacant lot?

Because she enjoyed it as the plot thickened.

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Where can you buy black markers?

The black market.

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Which Einstein idea concerns family relations?

The Theory of Relativity.

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What part of the day has the most Ning?

More Ning.

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