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What kind of scientist studies bubbles?

A fizz-a-cist.

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Why did the blues band remind Bob of his days hunting whales?

The wailing reminded him of whaling.

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How did the horses feel when they were moved to a different stable?

They felt destabilized

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What color coat is like a bee?

A yellow jacket.

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What did Arnie lose, that made him unable to speak?

He lost his voice.

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How do you compare baseball, bowling, and unions?

Baseball: 3 strikes=out, Bowling: 12 strikes= perfect game, Union: strikes are unlimited.

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How does a salesman fasten a customer's attention to a sales pitch?

It has to be fasten-ating.

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Shane Ronay
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How did the hunter get the male deer he shot out of the woods?

His friends came, and they all passed the buck.

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Why was Jill relieved after she put the lid back on the peanut butter jar.

Because now it's recovered.

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Shane Ronay
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What was obvious to everyone, but no one dared mention?

The elephant in the room.

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Yitzchak Berger
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Why did the kleptomaniac go to the doctor?

He wanted to know what he could take for his condition.

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Why did the people playing poker surround themselves with bushes?

They wanted to hedge their bets.

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