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What is the difference between starting a new job and eating hotdogs?

With one you try to pass muster, and with the other you pass the mustard.

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What do you lightening that starts a forest fire?

A match made in heaven.

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Can you believe someone who eats steak from a male cow?

No, because he is full of bull.

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Why should you be careful with things that seem great?

Because great begins with the word grey.

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What did pregnant Emily and the library book she was reading have in common?

They were both due in September.

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Why did Billy ask to borrow his friend's shoes?

Because he was told not to judge someone until you stand in their shoes.

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Why did the chiropractor avoid doing anything too experimental with his patients?

He was concerned it might backfire.

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Moshe Sherizen
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Why did Barry get heartburn when he ate the birthday cake?

He forgot to take off the candles.

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What do you call a story about wet Yankee uniforms?

Damp Yankees.

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What is a pretty angle called?

Acute angle.

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Shane Ronay
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What's a good marketing tagline for Budweiser?

Taste Buds!

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What's a good name for a tanning salon?

Tan Fastic.

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