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Why did the bears stop being friends?

They found each other unbearable.

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Why did Joe, in his new job, feel like the wheels of a car?

He felt tired and under pressure.

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What happened to the dry cleaner who processed a man's jacket with a wallet left in the pocket?

He was charged with money laundering.

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A swimming pool table.

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What is a good name for a locksmith that serves food?

Bagels and locks.

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What do you call a bear that is manic depressive?

A bi-polar bear.

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What is a sentence that has only the first 5 letters of the alphabet?

A bee C's de E.

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What name did Mr. and Mrs. Tross have second thoughts about naming their baby boy?

Albert.

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After going bankrupt, what did Bob name his new honey business?

Plan Bee

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Why did Oliver sit on a ball in his office?

He wanted to show that he was really on the ball.

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What is a tall column of pills called?

A pill-ar

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Why did Stu work for the Dept. of Transportation?

He loves hitting the road.

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