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Why did the light switch feel ambivalent about the people in the house?

Sometimes it felt turned off.

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What is a fancy expensive scale called?

Upscale.

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Why did Arnold always bet at the same race track?

He had a one-track mind.

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What is it called when you're on a boat and invite people to play and no one shows up?

You're not playing with a full deck.

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What do you call a scientist whose funding got taken away?

A mad scientist.

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What is a room that has mold called?

A mush room.

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Which horse did the cowboy only ride after dark?

A night mare

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What do you call an airline founded by a group of inheritors?

United Heirlines

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Why was Mike concerned about the liquids that he drank?

Because after he drank them, they were drunk.

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What is the disadvantage of a book having a cover?

You might be tempted to judge the book by it.

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What did the wagon driver call his story about his horse that wouldn't slow down?

Tales of woah.

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Why did Dan double the size of the pockets on his pants?

He was told that to afford everything, he needed deep pockets.

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