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Why did trumpet players in the band feel bad after their performance?

They felt they blew it.

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Why did Bill make a rocket made of wood-work?

Because he thought it would work.

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What is the official fruit of Florida?

Elderberries

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When Ellie Smith married Darth Vader why did she feel things were going up?

She became Ellie Vader.

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What part of doors can you eat?

The lox.

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What is the first phase of a liver transplant called?

De-livery

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What do you call a large amount of stamps?

A stamp-ede.

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Why did Avigail get mad when her 10 year old daughter put on lipstick?

Because it made her see red.

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Why did Sophia put on makeup?

She thought it was pretty imporant.

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What did Beth say when she saw icebergs from her boat?

I see icy ice seas.

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Are people in a family 'absolute'?

They are 'relative', that's why they are called relatives.

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What's another name for the period leading up to the dot com bubble bursting?

The com before the storm.

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