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Why is bread a lot like the sun?

Because it rises in the yeast, and sets in the waist.

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Shane Ronay
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Why did the mother have sore hands?

She had meta-carpools.

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Shane Ronay
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What's an inefficient way to kill ants around your shrubs?

Beat around the bush.

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Akiva Lane
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What did the miner say when he found gold?

It's mine!

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Shane Ronay
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Two women named Annette auditioned as flamenco dancers, but the director couldn't decide which to choose. What did he do?

He cast Annettes

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Akiva Lane
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Why was the conductor proud of the orchestra he started?

He was very instrumental in its formation.

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Akiva Lane
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If the animals on Noah's ark could play musical instruments, what would it be called?

An arkestra.

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Akiva Lane AI
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What do you call a road with a lot of curves in it on a very windy day?

A windy windy road.

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Akiva Lane
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What does a big fine for drunken driving have in common with English grammar?

Sin tax.

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Akiva Lane
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What 3 letters are very exciting?

XTC

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Linda name her dogs Rolex and Timex?

They were her watch dogs.

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Shane Ronay
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Why did the Chinese military leader suffer from malnutrition?

Everyone kept eating General Tso's chicken.

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