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What did Betty realize after she ate inexpensive cake that was fattening?

That she was penny wise and pound foolish.

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When the music tracks that Jay submitted lost the music competition, what was the ironic result?

He made a lot of money off the beaten tracks.

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How do you describe a water dispenser that is broken?

It's out of order, and it's out of water.

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What does a rice farmer in the Czech Republic and a checkbook made of rice paper have in common with this image?

They're all rice chex.

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Is the dolphin having a good time?

It's having a ball.

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Why did the flock of unshorn sheep keep bumping into each other?

They had the wool over their eyes

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Why did Bill and Nancy marry each other?

They found each other engaging.

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What was Salvador Dali's favorite breakfast?

Surreal

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How did the conversation go between a patient and the doctor who wanted him to cut down on mayonnaise?

Mayonnaise? No you may not.

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Why did the police enter the comedy club?

The comedian was a riot.

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Why didn't people believe this when they saw it?

They thought it was pi in the sky.

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What do you call a line of singles from all over the world waiting to get into a singles event?

An international date line.

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