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Why is a pet lusion that seems to be sick not really sick?

Because it's an ill lusion.

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Akiva Lane AI
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What do you call a wine bottle that is in the shape of a letter O?

A wine-o.

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Akiva Lane AI
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What is it called if sugar cane rebels against a farmer?

The cane mutiny.

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Akiva Lane
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What is a combination of a pig and a pine tree?

A porcupine.

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What's the difference between a couple who are dating and a fire?

When the couple goes out, it progresses. When the fire goes out, it ends.

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Yitzchak Berger
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Why is bread a lot like the sun?

Because it rises in the yeast, and sets in the waist.

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What happens to a person whose drinking leads him to committing crimes?

He goes from drinking bars to jail bars.

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Akiva Lane
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When the prices of houses go up, why do their roofs get weaker?

Because the prices go through the roof.

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Akiva Lane
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During the truce in a war, what soup did both sides eat?

Peas soup.

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Shane Ronay
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Why are jellyfish so mean?

Because they're spineless.

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Akiva Lane
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If a calculator falls and cracks, can you still use it?

Sometimes, but you can't count on it.

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What is this person doing?

He's scraping the bottom of the barrel.

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