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How did the Head of Engineering at MIT get his job?

By being a roads scholar

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Akiva Lane
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How was Jim doing in the track and field competition?

He found that winning faced a lot of hurdles.

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Shane Ronay
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What do we have here?

Katy barred the door.

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Akiva Lane
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What part of the day has the most Ning?

More Ning.

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What is similar between the Amazon jungle and tennis?

The Amazon used to have cannibals and tennis has a can of balls.

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What gift does the soccer player not like to receive?

He doesn't like ties, he prefers to get victories.

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Akiva Lane AI
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What is Fidel Castro saying?

Have a Havana banana with a bandana in my banana republic.

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What is a gym called filled with people who want to lose weight?

A waist land.

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What is the boy doing?

He's looking a gift horse in the mouth.

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Why did Martha feel so tired, that she felt like the back of a car?

She was exhausted, and two tired.

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When the brother didn't treat his sister nicely, what was the result?

It caused a cry sis.

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When Arnie said that he preferred to learn accordion rather than piano, what were his parents reaction?

They changed his music teacher accordingly.

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