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Why did Marsha make a knot in the shape of the letter Y?

She figured 'Why not'?

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What happened when the small dog fell into a large pot of blueberries?

It was berried.

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What did Paul McCartney say when a hornet flew into his house and scared people?

Let it bee

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How are banks like trees?

They both have branches.

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Why did Evelyn dislike being near chickens?

Because they used fowl language.

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What happened when the teacher taught a class without preparing?

She prepared much better in the future, she learned her lesson.

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What liquid is able to run?

Running water.

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What is it called when someone gets tired because they are overweight?

Fatigue

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Why did Sam invest in the perfume company?

It made a lot of scents.

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How did the medical student choose Ophthalmology as a specialty?

He researched his options, and the eyes had it.

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Why did Mike buy picture frames?

Someone suggested that he reframe his problems.

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Why did Bill's moving company shake the furniture as they moved it?

Because they wanted to be movers and shakers.

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