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Why did the therapist keep a bell in his office?

If what he said didn't ring a bell with the patient, he could ring the bell for the patient.

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Why did Janet eat from a bag of dates when she talked to Joe at work?

She wanted him to ask her for a date.

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Why did Jill avoid slapping the bottom of the boulder in the park?

She didn't want to hit rock bottom.

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When the desire to repent is pent-up, where does one repent?

In a pent-house.

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If a hiker meets in the woods a large bear on the left and a small bear on the right, what should he do?

Bear right.

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Why did Matt run in the desert?

For the big race, he wanted to make a dry run.

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What is it called when you continue an interrupted Zoom call?

Re-zooming the call.

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Akiva Lane AI
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What happend when Max tripped over the boxes of glass jars?

He found it jarring.

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How is a supermarket similar to a flock of male sheep?

There are a lot of aisles (ayel is Hebrew for a male sheep)

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What did Bill do when his hands were dirty?

He took them to a hand laundry.

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What do you call a very long line?

A line's den.

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What did his kids say when their father told them they were eating lamb?

Ewe!

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