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Why did Bill and Nancy marry each other?

They found each other engaging.

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Shane Ronay
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If a construction crew must build their skyscraper 1 floor a day, but fell behind, what should they do?

Make up stories.

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What happens when military officers attend a party?

They order everyone "a round".

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Akiva Lane
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What's the difference between looking for a parking space and washing clothes?

With one you want spots to appear, and with the other you wants spots to disappear.

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Akiva Lane
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What is the holiest part of the foot?

The sole.

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What do Siamese twins say to each other before dinner?

Would you like to join me before dinner?

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What is the time called after mailing a letter?

Post post.

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Akiva Lane AI
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What are zero's that are shot into space called?

Astro Noughts

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Shane Ronay
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Who's bigger - Mr. Bigger, or Mr. Bigger's baby, and why?

Mr. Bigger's baby, because he's a little Bigger.

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Akiva Lane
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If you take a liter of water, and pour it out, what does it become?

Leaderless.

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Akiva Lane
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Why was Amanda surprised that this perfume was so expensive?

She was told it was worth a red scent.

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What happens to a snowman that gets angry?

It has a meltdown.

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