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Why did Arlene dislike washing the dishes?

It gave her a sinking feeling.

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Why did Joe, in his new job, feel like the wheels of a car?

He felt tired and under pressure.

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What is the motto of the National Lactose Intolerance Association?

No Whey!

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What kind of money can't be understood?

Non cents.

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Why did the Chinese military leader suffer from malnutrition?

Everyone kept eating General Tso's chicken.

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What is it called when police interrogate a hen?

Grilled chicken.

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Why were Adam and Eve punished when they ate from the tree of knowledge?

They were told it was a no know.

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Where do you stay if you don't want to move?

You stay put.

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Joseph Glidden invented the modern security fence. Who was his wife?

Barb

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What does Leonard Bernstein and copper have in common?

They are both good conductors.

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Why did the wealthy man donate a lake of legos in the park for kids to play with?

It was his lego sea.

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Why did Bill eat ice cream every day?

It cooled him down when so many things made his blood boil.

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