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Why do we use the term "rode" once we've ridden?

We've been down that road before.

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What happens when you take clothes out of a dresser and put them on?

You become the dresser.

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Why are the internal parts of the body called organs?

Because they are all so well organized.

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If the Allentown bank merged with Capital One bank, what would it be called?

Al Capone.

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What song does this represent?

Oh say can you see.

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Why did Joe go to the paint store to lose weight?

He went to get thinner.

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What is happening here?

He's checking his bill for web service.

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Why was Fred very good at sleeping?

He could do it with his eyes closed.

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What did Alan do when he left his 5th floor apartment in the old apartment building without an elevator?

He walked down and later walked up the run-down staircase in the run-down walk-up.

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Why don't gluten-free people consume wheat?

It goes against their grain.

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An elevator pitch.

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How did John like his job as a bartender?

He found it very pouring.

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