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What TV show is about seasoning food?

The spice is right.

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Shane Ronay
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How did Phil become such an expert at bumper cars?

He took a crash course.

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Where can one fall?

One can fall asleep, fall in love, fall down, fall ill, and fall into a trap.

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Why did the prisoner not want to take the anti-allergy medicine?

Because he wanted to break out.

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How did Matt and Milly Preiss describe their successful day of parachute jumping?

The Preiss's fell down to earth.

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How do you describe a person's writing that has lots of verbs?

It re-verb-erates.

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Shane Ronay
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Which nut makes people sneeze?

The ca...ca...SHEW!

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What are earings called that are in the shape of pears?

A pear of earrings.

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What part of a river is in the present?

Its currents.

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What do you call someone who is an expert at choosing clocks for counter-tops?

Counter clock wise.

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How did John feel when his alarm clock woke him up?

He found it alarming.

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When Mrs. Smith suggested to her husband that they go to a concert, what was his response?

Sounds good.

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