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Abe Kiss
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What do you say to a dog when you give it a bone to chew on?

Bone appetit.

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call ticks that live in a parrot's feathers?

Polly ticks.

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Why were the Middle Ages called the Dark Ages?

Because there were so many knights.

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Shane Ronay
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This animal is a practical joker.

He just got his friend's goat.

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Why do people like peeling their own fruit?

Because if other people peel it, it has less appeal.

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What did Bill do when his hands were dirty?

He took them to a hand laundry.

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Why did they decide that Financial Information and Services Corp is not a good name for the company?

It's abbreviation is FIASCO

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What is a side-trip on a vacation called?

A detour on de tour.

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If a gun had children, who would they be?

Well, the boy would be a son of a gun.

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Why did the prisoner not want to take the anti-allergy medicine?

Because he wanted to break out.

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Why is eating a liter of food like adding a T to it?

It becomes litter.

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Why did the Indian chief never have to sleep outside?

He had reservations.

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