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How do you describe a fantastic egg?

Egg-cellent, egg-ceptional, and egg-stroadinary.

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Why is the last part of a meal called dessert?

That's when people desert their diet.

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How did Jim feel when he thought he was losing his marbles?

He felt marble-less.

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What did the jigsaw puzzle man have trouble with?

He found it hard to pull himself together.

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What is a stretched rope that walks around called?

A tight rope walker.

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How did people react when Joe pulled down a 'No Demonstrations' sign without getting caught by the police?

"How did you pull that off?"

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What is the annual football game for plumbers?

The Toilet Bowl.

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How did Max feel about pulling his old couch to the junkyard?

It was such a drag.

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In a polarized society, what is the result of discussions between people with opposite views?

What is discussed results in disgust.

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Why is each skunk unique?

Because each is distinked.

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What did the people on the ship say when they saw Jack the pirate boarding their ship?

Hijack.

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Why wasn't Alan impressed with the running track inside of the windmill?

It was just run of the mill.

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