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Why did the scarecrow win a very special award?

Because it was outstanding in its field.

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With the rule "I before E except after C', why is the word 'seize' an exception?

Because it is totally made up 'Seize'

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What is a musical band of orca whales called?

An orca stra.

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What do you call someone who loves displaying their mink coat?

A show fur.

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What is similar between a worn out tire and getting social security?

It may be time to retire.

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What did Larry name his new ink and toner business?

Ink, Inc.

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What country is named after neck-wear?

Tie Land.

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When the tree was cut down, why did it not know how to react?

It was stumped.

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Why did the mint chocolate candies look so fresh and clean?

Because they were in mint condition.

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What did the choir call their concert in May?

A May Sing.

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What did the clock repairman say when you asked when the talking clock will be fixed?

Time will tell.

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Why didn't Maxine want to charge the lightbulb with a saltwater battery?

She didn't want it to be charged with salt and battery.

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