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What happened when a truck carrying strawberries got into an accident?

A traffic jam.

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What is as important as a good watch dog?

A good CAT scan

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What's a good name for a parking garage that treats its customers like royalty?

Par King.

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Why is a body of water on the moon crazy?

It's a luna sea.

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What do employees of a pen company get when they retire?

A pen sion.

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How is Jim doing at his new job hanging up clothes in the department store?

He's getting the hang of it.

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What's a good name for a tanning salon?

Tan Fastic.

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What did Bill say when Max wanted to kill a bug that landed on Bill's watch?

You're not going to do that on my watch.

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What is it called when something is discussed on X?

It is X-communicated.

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Why did Marty sit in an express mail box?

He was looking for ways to help him express himself.

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What do you call a tree with poems attached to it?

Poet tree.

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What do you call a wasp that would prefer to be a bee?

A wannabee.

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