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What do you call a bat that makes short, periodic dinging noises?

A dingbat.

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How did the trucking company become so successful?

They went the extra mile.

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Why should you usually not take bullies seriously?

Because they are usually just full of bull.

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Why did Joe stop stealing, get a job with a salary?

He found that crime does not pay.

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Why do 95% of bald people still own a comb?

They can't part with it.

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What did the paper say to the pen that was writing on it?

You have a good point.

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Why did Liz putting a wedding song as her phone's ring tone?

She wanted a wedding ring.

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What did Michael Sherlock call the housing development that he built?

Sherlock Homes.

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Why were Bill's friends always calling him up?

Because his nickname was 'Up'.

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How did Arnie feel when he slipped in the garbage dump?

He felt down in the dumps.

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Why did Jon quit his job at the marble quarry?

He was always between a rock and a hard place.

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What can you say about someone who travels with light beams stored in jars?

He packs light.

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