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Why did Paul put on his glasses when working with his team?

To make sure everyone was clear.

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Which industry helps news broadcast companies remain profitable?

Radiology

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What bank manager has a white horse near him?

The loan arranger has his horse Silver.

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Why do shoes sneeze when they get hot?

They become hot-shoes!

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What was done wrong here?

Someone put all their eggs in one basket.

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Which business finds emergency replacement musicians?

Band Aid

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What is 100-proof Wild Turkey?

Seeing a wild turkey with your own eyes.

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What did the midwife say to the woman starting to give birth?

Please bear with me.

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Why did Marty want to be an electrician?

He thought it would be an electrifying experience.

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Why did Bill enjoy working in building demolition?

He thought it was a blast!

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How do we know that the ancient Egyptians were not honest?

They were into pyramid schemes.

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How did Betty feel about her new job pressing clothes?

She found the pressing depressing.

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