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Why is a sleeping person like a spy?

Because he is under cover.

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What do forests and clocks have in common?

Ticks.

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What type of gopher is the most difficult to keep out of a celery patch?

A stalker

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Why must all people grow spiritually?

It's our soul purpose.

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What did kids say about a turtle that had been their teacher?

The tortoise taught us.

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How is he trying to lose weight by wearing bread on his head?

It's a new loaf hat diet.

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What do you call someone who is always drinking coffee?

A caf-fiend.

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How do you describe a documentary that is very funny?

It's historical and hysterical.

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When Sir Edmund Hillary climbed Mount Everest in 1953, how did he feel?

He felt on top of the world.

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Why did the maple tree feel bad?

When people took its maple syrup, it felt like such a sap, and it sapped its energy.

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What are two streams that cross each other called?

Extremes

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Are robots brave?

Well, they have nerves of steel.

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