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What kind of angle has the most confidence?

A right angle.

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How did the city feel when they built a stone wall a mile long?

They felt it was a milestone.

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Why did the programmer call an exterminator?

Because he had a bug in his program.

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What is this man doing in the doctor's office?

Drawing blood.

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Which country is most upset about gas-guzzling automobiles?

Mad at gas car

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What did Liz drink with tea to try to make a date go well?

Date honey.

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Why was the singer on a strict diet?

She had to be concerned with both musical scales and other scales.

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Why did one man leave the card playing group of his wife's friends?

He needed to "de-talks".

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What do you call a family that has generations of restaurants?

A dine-asty.

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Why did Beth wonder if her husband had any thoughts in his head?

Because so often she felt that he acted in a way that was thoughtless.

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Where do fish learn what they know?

In schools of fish.

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What are abortions called in Czechoslovakia?

Cancelled Czechs

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