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When you put smart technology into a house, what does it become?

Aware house.

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What is the official fruit of Florida?

Elderberries

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How do you translate MS/DOS from Hebrew to English?

Honest Thinking (Emes Das)

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How does a person's body change when he's curious?

He becomes all ears.

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What's the problem with a person being in Valid, Sweden?

He's in Valid.

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When Mitchel lost money in a risky investment, why did he feel like his clean suit?

Because they had both been taken to the cleaners.

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Were there dinosaurs that sprayed smells like a skunk?

If there were, they are now ex-stinked.

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Why are bakery employees so nice to their customers?

They know where their bread is buttered.

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What are groups called that claim they know all the facts?

Factions.

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What rap singer also told puns?

Rapunzel

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What is it called when athletes learn to do the high jump?

Spring training.

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Why did Amanda avoid cookies, cake, and crackers?

She tried to void foods that are crummy.

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