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What did it mean when the professional football players argued with the prisoners in a football game?

The argument had its pros and cons.

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How did Bill react when he saw graffiti in his school?

He knew that the handwriting was on the wall.

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Why did Beth and Charlie spend their vacation in a run down motel?

The other places were full, and this was a last resort.

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What do tiny fish and tiny pictures have in common?

They are both called microfish.

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What did the circus do to the trapeze artist who wasn't performing well?

It suspended him.

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Why did Arnold lie down next to bread in the bakery?

He wanted to be rolling in dough.

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What kind of injury does one have be careful about on Halloween?

Getting a boo boo.

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What was the result of the vote?

Neighs won.

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Why did Mrs. Jones put the steaks in the freezer higher than the kids could reach?

Because the steaks were high.

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What is the study of water faucets called?

Spigotry.

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What were the Smiths not concerned with?

Keeping up with the Joneses.

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Why was Alan not sure he liked playing trumpet in the band?

Because afterwards he felt like he blew it.

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