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What country is named after neck-wear?

Tie Land.

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Why was it hard to get things done in the Middle Ages?

Because everything was futile (feudal).

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What did Goldie Jones call her lock company?

Goldie Locks.

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When Martha was quiet when she found out she was pregnant, what was that called?

A pregnant silence.

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What do students in 12th grade have in common with people in an old-age home?

They are both seniors.

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Why did the shoes cross the road?

Because the chicken was wearing them.

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What does the sound of ducks and unsound docs have in common?

They are both quacks.

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What is a sharp, clever woman called?

A shrewd shrew.

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What's another way of saying that it seems that I have 4 pears?

It appears that I have a pair of a pair of pears.

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What do you call a new one ounce bottle of perfume with a subtle fragrance?

A new ounce with a nuance.

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What happened when the teacher taught a class without preparing?

She prepared much better in the future, she learned her lesson.

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What 2 letters do you use when talking to someone else about themselves?

UR

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