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What is a crazy motive called?

A loco motive.

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Why does the calendar have a good social life?

It has a lot of dates.

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What is similar between getting off drugs and the day after Thanksgiving?

Cold turkey.

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What is the difference between an accountant and a psychologist?

An accountant deals with invoices, and a psychologist deals with inner voices.

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What is it called when something is discussed on X?

It is X-communicated.

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Why do prophets tell others about their visions?

The prophet motive is to wake people up to the truth.

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Why did Mrs. Jones put the steaks in the freezer higher than the kids could reach?

Because the steaks were high.

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Zev Juravel
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What electronic device is named after an American insect?

USB

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How did Bill feel when he was trying to catch a goose?

He felt like he was on a wild goose chase.

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What 2 letters and 2 numbers mean 'safe dog'?

B9 K9

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What did the rancher say to the person he thought was taking down parts of his fence?

I'm accusing you, but I hope you don't take offence.

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Which martial art was this rabbi most proficient at?

Jew-Jitsu

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