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What is the largest bone on hippos?

Their hips.

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What's a good career for a Math Major?

An Add Executive

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Why is each skunk unique?

Because each is distinked.

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What was the slogan of the resort on the mountain?

Come up, and calm down.

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What did the dentist say after he examined the comb with a lot of thin teeth?

You're fine.

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How did Marty know what types of kitchen counters his customers really wanted?

It was always counter-intuitive.

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Why is the 'sea-food' diet so effective?

You see the food, but you don't eat it.

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What 3 letters are very exciting?

XTC

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How did Jill feel about finding the last missing piece of the jigsaw puzzle?

She felt it was her master piece.

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Why was the son of a drapery store owner upset when flunking out of college?

He knew it was curtains for him.

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Since Al Capone was active during prohibition, what was his nick-name?

Al Cahol

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How did Mr. and Mrs. Tern express their appreciation for each other?

One good Tern deserves another.

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