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What was the result that friends Juan and Amal were always together?

When you saw Juan, you saw Amal.

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Akiva Lane
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Where can you go when you're tired?

You can go to bed and go to sleep.

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Shane Ronay
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What does an audio engineer do?

Provide sound advice.

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Akiva Lane
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What did Maxine do when she lost her job?

She wrote a resume in order to resume working.

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How is a liquor store similar to a nursery of babies?

They both have fine whines.

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How did the conversation go between a patient and the doctor who wanted him to cut down on mayonnaise?

Mayonnaise? No you may not.

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How did they describe the situation where the band's bass players were drunk?

The basses were loaded.

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Akiva Lane
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What is an expert thief who is second in command called?

An accomplished accomplice.

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What does the army and the wind have in common?

They both can have a draft.

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How did Max feel about pulling his old couch to the junkyard?

It was such a drag.

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Jean Boda
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What happened when Brenda yelled into a colander?

She strained her voice.

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What do you call a line at a party waiting for drinks?

The punch line.

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