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Why do we have to be careful with people who appear smart, and claim to be 'sincere'?

Though they might seem like a 'seer', they might not mind 'sinning'.

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How does someone feel after they eat peas?

They feel peas-ful.

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When the brother didn't treat his sister nicely, what was the result?

It caused a cry sis.

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What do you call a line of rabbits putting seeds into the ground a second time?

A re-seeding hare line.

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What do you call a fish that can't sing?

An out-of-tune a fish.

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What was Pandora guilty of?

Out of the box thinking.

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How can psychiatrists charge so much?

Because people have to be crazy to pay those rates.

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What did the people on the ship say when they saw Jack the pirate boarding their ship?

Hijack.

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Why did Arlene find it hard to let the water out of the sink?

She found it draining.

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Jason Hernandez is 7'3", and wears the largest shoes in the world..

That's quite a feet.

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If something happens, and you want to talk about it, who can you talk about it with?

You can tell a phone, tell a vision, tell a graph, tell a scope, or tell a viv.

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What do you lightening that starts a forest fire?

A match made in heaven.

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