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What did Jay say when there was an explosion at his factory?

"Let the chips fall where they may".

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call tea that reduces intelligence?

Stupidi-tea.

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call ticks that live in a parrot's feathers?

Polly ticks.

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Akiva Lane
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If a hiker meets in the woods a large bear on the left and a small bear on the right, what should he do?

Bear right.

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Akiva Lane
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What did the doctor say when his nurse said there was a man in the waiting room who was disappearing?

Tell him I can't see him now.

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Akiva Lane
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When Emily was on a diet, what were the slowest days?

The fast days.

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Matt Weiss
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What was the result that friends Juan and Amal were always together?

When you saw Juan, you saw Amal.

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Shane Ronay
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Where can one find the best selection of ties?

Thailand

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Akiva Lane
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What do you say about someone who buys cheap candy that causes them to gain weight?

Penny wise and pound foolish.

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call someone who steals dishes?

Dish-honest.

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Shane Ronay
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What is another name for the Stanley Cup Finals?

The Punch Bowl

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Akiva Lane AI
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What part of a car is similar to the drawer with plastic gloves?

The glove compartment.

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