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What kind of thinking is required to put together furniture from IKEA?

Out of the box thinking.

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What room do bats live in?

The bat room.

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Which division of a hospital has the best patient supervision?

The "I see you" (ICU)

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When do parents feel that they aren't parenting enough?

When - in relation to their kids - they feel only 'parenthetical'.

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Why is this bench so comfortable?

The lumber support.

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When the wind blew the large plastic cans all over, why did they change to steel cans?

When it's windy, steel cans still can be still cans.

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Why was the singer on a strict diet?

She had to be concerned with both musical scales and other scales.

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What do bats celebrate when they come of age?

Their bat mitzvah.

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What happened with Fred by mistake gave his wife glue stick instead of chapstick?

Now she's not talking to him.

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Why did the thief who wanted to repent always do things very quickly?

He didn't want to hold people up.

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Why did the priest act so differently in church?

It was his altar ego

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Why was the hot dog happy?

Because it was on a roll.

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