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What is it called when the letter E moves slowly?

Creep-E.

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What happened to the fireman who fought fire with fire?

He got fired.

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How is this feeling?

Wheely well.

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What is candy in the shape of trains called?

Chew-chew trains.

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If a gun had children, who would they be?

Well, the boy would be a son of a gun.

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What is it called when an electrician charges a lot to install a lighting system?

The charge of the light brigade.

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Who does one who can't figure out their career speak to?

An Occupational Therapist.

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What do you do when you first feel an itch?

You start from scratch.

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What did the father buffalo say to his eldest when they parted?

Bye, son.

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How did Sandy describe her doubts about her family's hotel plans?

She had reservations about the reservations.

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why did the man make window blinds from potato peels?

He heard they were a nightshade.

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If you threw a white stone into the Red Sea, what would it become?

Wet.

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