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What water do athletes drink when they use the trampoline?

Spring water.

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Why was the farmer surprised how much it cost to feed his chickens?

It was more than he expected - it wasn't chicken feed.

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Did you hear about the lawsuit between NBA players and the league?

It was a basket case.

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Where do boots go to rest and have fun in the summer?

Boot camp.

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What is the difference between a child and Shakespeare?

One is involved with play, and the other is involved with plays.

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What is this?

A picture worth a thousand words.

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Why is 8 followed by 9?

Because if you're offered food after you ate, you say: Nein.

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What does eating hot food and sneezing have in common?

They are both hot chews.

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How did ice cream get its name?

When you go on a scale after eating it, you scream.

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How many teenagers does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one. He stands still, and the world revolves around him.

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What is it called when workers in a company go on strike?

Labor pains.

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How did the vegetarians react when Melinda offered to bring sweet and sour chicken to the party?

They said, keep your two scents out of it.

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