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What did Goldie Jones call her lock company?

Goldie Locks.

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What party did they have in the basement flea-market?

A cellar seller cele-bration.

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How do you describe someone who has gotten use to being a little crazy?

Home on deranged.

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Why didn't the actor work on Passover?

He couldn't have any roles.

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Why was was it so loud everywhere Tim went?

He liked stealing everyone's thunder.

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What happened when the pitcher practicing in the gym threw a ball that hit the fuse box?

It became pitch dark.

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When Joe visited Alaska, how did he respond when he was told 'Be careful about the grizzly bears'.

He said, "I'll bear that in mind".

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How do you describe this costume?

This guy's disguise is the skies.

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What is another name for a car's complete history?

An autobiography.

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Why did Beverly go to a therapist?

She felt her complexes were very complex.

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What did the surgeon say when the patient asked if he could administer his own anesthesia?

Sure, knock yourself out.

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Why did Billy ask his father to take a baseball bat and a bird to the baseball game?

Because he liked bat man and robin.

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