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What do you call a row of rabbits hopping backwards?

A receding hare line.

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Why did Milton Berle say he is going to stop turning around?

Because every time he turns around, another year goes by.

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What are thick paper cups called when they are cold?

Hot cups.

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What is the result if you combine a sweet pie and a sharp onion?

You get an O-PI-NION that is both sweet and sharp.

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Why was the farmer surprised how much it cost to feed his chickens?

It was more than he expected - it wasn't chicken feed.

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What did Bill realize when he stood in the field at dawn?

As he looked OVER the morning DEW, he realized he shouldn't rush and OVERDO the things he hadn't done yet, though they seemed OVERDUE.

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Shane Ronay
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Why did the newborn require immediate surgery?

He was born with a silver spoon in his mouth.

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Why did the owner of the factory close the factory when the workers went on strike a third time?

He said 3 strikes and we're out.

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What mid-Western US city is named after small apples?

Mini-apples.

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What did the hotdog say to his friend the apple?

I want to be frank with you.

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How did the mouse avoid the mousetrap?

He just squeaked by.

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Why couldn't serfs get ahead during the Middle Ages?

Life was feudal.

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