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What is a sink filled with dirty dishes called?

Dish-sheveled.

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What month should you be careful not to buy fake jewelry?

Jewel lie.

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When do parents feel that they aren't parenting enough?

When - in relation to their kids - they feel only 'parenthetical'.

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What is cleaning and oiling a pogo stick called?

Spring cleaning.

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What did the thread say to the needle?

I'm just passing through.

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Why did the bartender put rolls on the bar next to the drinks?

His motto was 'Roll with the punches'.

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What do you call a holy man who walks barefoot and has bad breath from fasting so much?

A super calloused fragile mystic hexed by halitosis.

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How can you hold air?

By holding your breath.

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What happened when Gary tried to play piano by ear?

He decided it's better to play with his hands.

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Why was the hot dog happy?

Because it was on a roll.

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What helps traction in marriage?

Attraction.

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What did the grapes say when they were stepped on?

Nothing, they just let out a little wine.

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