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What is it called when a fusion nuclear reaction starts acting unpredictably?

Con-fusion.

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What is it called when a boat company has a special discount on sailboats?

A sail-sale-celebration.

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Why did Alan collect lots of L's?

He thought it was good to have morals.

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What does a very cooked steak and a great book have in common?

They are both well done.

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What do you call someone who is very good at finding things?

Pro found.

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When did the serfs in the Middle Ages sometimes enjoy their work?

When they were Serfing.

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What do you call someone who measures how much status people have?

A statustician

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What do skyscrapers and libraries have in common?

They have a lot of stories.

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What do you call periodicals that discuss Make America Great Again?

Maga Zines

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When confronting a 2000 pound bull, what is NOT a good idea to do?

Don't take the bull by the horns.

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Why is it best to avoid jealousy?

Because it ends with lousy.

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What did they say about the king who was only 12 inches tall?

He was an excellent ruler.

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