Pictures:

When Alan and Betty Jones got lost during the African safari, what was their main worry?

They didn't want to be caught behind enemy lions.

909

What does an orchestra and a destructive mob have in common?

They both have violins.

2066

How did Cindy feel about programs that weren't testable?

She felt they were detestable.

1890

What fish is married to an uncle?

Aunt Chovies

1237

How did the Curtis family feel after they had a pet bear for a month?

They couldn't bear it any more.

2154

What piece of clothing is named after the neck of a reptile?

Turtle neck sweater.

1675

Why was the family alarmed when grandma got up from her rocking chair?

Because she was off her rocker.

501

What do sales people, bartenders, and baseball teams have in common?

They all have pitchers.

2263

What is the status of one's yard after cleaning up after the dog?

It's dooty-free.

1009

How to summarize a person's life after being convicted of a crime?

Con descending.

1125

What would it be called if you wrapped a city in a big blue blanket?

Rhapsody in Blue.

2971

After Jim fell into the upholstery machine, what happened to him?

Now he's recovered.

1665