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What is it called when cars protest public lies by honking their horns?

Taking the bull by the horns.

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Why was Bill on the lookout for turnips?

He didn't know when they might turn up.

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Why is wine part of religious ceremonies?

Because it's De' vine.

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What's going on here?

This man's wife asked him to hold his horses.

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What bird should learn better manners in terms of how to treat others?

The mockingbird.

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What did the therapist tell Francine?

Her problems were all in her head.

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Why shouldn't you write with a broken pencil?

Because it's pointless.

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What do you call a father from Iceland?

An ice pop.

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What is it called when a very small child waves at you?

Micro wave lovin'.

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What did Barry say when he was told about a newsstand that he didn't know about?

That's news to me.

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Why didn't Jane play hide and seek?

Good players are hard to find.

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What did the cemetery director say when a man bought one grave, and then another for his wife?

"Hmm...the plot thickens!"

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