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Why is it difficult to be brave in the North Pole?

There's a tendency to get cold feet.

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How do authorities in England express their appreciation for the public maintaining orderly lines?

They say, "ThanQueue

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What is a first aid station for clowns called?

Comic relief.

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What is one result of inflation?

Goodbye to good buys.

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What does the word 'avoidable' mean?

It's what a bull fighter tries to do.

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How do you describe a cow that is very particular about the food it eats?

It chooses its cud.

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What do you call a line at a party waiting for drinks?

The punch line.

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How do you describe someone who pretends to eat something?

He's ingesting in jest.

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What is it called when athletes learn to do the high jump?

Spring training.

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Why don't vegetarian's fight with each other?

Because they don't want to have a beef with each other.

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What happened to the marionette puppet that misbehaved at school?

It was suspended.

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How is a supermarket similar to a flock of male sheep?

There are a lot of aisles (ayel is Hebrew for a male sheep)

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