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What is inside a box of matches that falls from the sky?

A match made in heaven.

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Akiva Lane AI
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How did the old car feel after Mr. and Mrs. Jones drove it a long distance?

It felt like such a wreck.

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Moshe Sherizen
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What gets wetter the more it dries.

A towel.

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How do we know that the water in back of a boat is not asleep?

Because it's a wake.

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Why did Arnold fly in a plane over the North Pole?

He wanted to get over a cold.

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Is there general agreement that people are born with a desire to take whatever they want?

A greed.

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Shane Ronay
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Which medical specialty is best for focusing on others?

Your ology

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What's does track & field have in common with a Polish bank?

They both have Pole vaults.

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What do programs, programmers, mathematics, lumbermills, and fireplaces all have it common?

They all use logs.

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What is it called when someone corrects a Morse code message they regretted sending?

Re-Morse.

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What do you call a broken can opener?

A can't opener.

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Why did Jerry fly in a plane when he had a cold?

When he felt under the weather, he wanted to go over the weather.

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