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Why did Marsha make a knot in the shape of the letter Y?

She figured 'Why not'?

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Why did Beverly learn about all kinds of varieties of nuts?

She wanted to be good at identifying people who are nuts.

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Where are ings located?

In Ing-land.

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How did Jack learn to give himself a haircut?

He knew it off the top of his head.

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What is the motto of someone who eats just a little too much?

Eat, drink, and be merry, for tomorrow we diet.

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What do you call a collection for money to plant bushes?

A hedge fund.

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When you add up numbers, and are amazed at the result, what is that called?

Awe sum.

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What is a book about Elon Musk and Henry Ford called?

Auto Biography.

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What happened when a truck carrying strawberries got into an accident?

A traffic jam.

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Why do chickens tend to have egg-streme political opinions?

Because they don't like being in the middle of the road.

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Why did the army's mortar shells keep falling out?

They were dealing with a loose canon.

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What word describes eating food out of cans?

Uncanny.

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