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Which sea creature is stranger than a platypus?

An odder

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How do we know that the army of Turkey is brave?

So people know that they are not chicken.

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If April showers bring May flowers what do May flowers bring.

Pilgrims

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How did the lawyers refer to the case of the pillow company being sued?

The pillow case.

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Why did King Louis XV say, "After me the flood"?

Because he rained for 59 years.

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When we feel blessed, why do we feel like singing?

Because the word blessing ends with the word sing.

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What did the choir call their concert in May?

A May Sing.

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Which is the most proactive garden rodent?

The gofer.

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What is it called when someone surfs on top of a fishing net?

Surfing the net.

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When the truck spilled coffee grounds all over Marvin's lawn, what did his lawyer say?

"I think we have grounds for suing the truck company."

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Why did the container of food feel disappointed when aluminum foil was placed over it?

It thought to itself, "Foiled again".

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Why did Arlene buy a rug?

She had some problems that she wanted to sweep under it.

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