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Why did Betty look for someone who loves ceilings?

She thought it would be cool if she got a ceiling fan.

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What was Benjamin Franklin's reaction when lightening struck his kite?

He found it enlightening.

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What is the heaviest soup?

One Ton soup.

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What happens when military officers attend a party?

They order everyone "a round".

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What was Genghis Kahn's attitude that made him successful?

He was Kahn-fident.

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What is a very good thing about Switzerland?

Their flag is a big plus.

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What did Jay say when there was an explosion at his factory?

"Let the chips fall where they may".

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Why did Milton Berle say he is going to stop turning around?

Because every time he turns around, another year goes by.

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Why did the student study outside in the cold?

Because he wanted to learn the subject cold.

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How did the smoker, who craved a cigarette, feel when he got to smoke one?

Nicotine in the nick of time.

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What did the cat - whose name was Yow - say?

Me Yow.

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Where did the caveman put his club?

In the clubhouse.

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