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What is the person called who cleans the white board every day?

Chairman of the board.

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Who starred in the animated movie about food?

The bagel had the leading roll.

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What is a father called who is an expert at doing things?

A doo dad.

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When do you stop looking for something?

When you find it.

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Why did Jerry choose to work with the elderly?

He enjoyed other Jerry-atrics.

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How do you describe professional athletes?

They are pro-active.

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What is a movie with singing and dancing cows called?

A moo-sical.

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Why did the husband and wife feel very close to each other?

Because she was only one 'meet her' away.

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What is the difference between a lawsuit, a birthday, and politics?

A lawsuit has 2 parties, a birthday has 1 party, and politics has many parties.

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Why did Bill throw a stone out of the car window whenever he made a turn?

He didn't want to leave any turn un-stoned.

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In war, what is more important than who is right?

Who is left.

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Why is the plural of garbage garbage?

No matter how much garbage there is, it's still garbage.

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