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What was the motto of the salami company?

Our wurst is best.

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Why is the location of the letter 'I' very important in marriage?

It's the difference between 'marriage' and 'mirage', and 'marital arts' and 'martial arts'.

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What did the thread say to the needle?

I'm just passing through.

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What is a pretty angle called?

Acute angle.

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What do spiders and Google have in common?

They use the web.

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How did farmer Jones know not to feed his ox eggs?

Because the ox rebelled against any yokes.

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During the truce in a war, what soup did both sides eat?

Peas soup.

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What does Arthur wear when he drinks tea?

A t-shirt.

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What did Reggie name his band?

The Regimen

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If the second hand on a clock measures seconds, what does the first hand measure?

Either minutes or hours, but we're not sure.

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Why did Jon quit his job at the marble quarry?

He was always between a rock and a hard place.

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Where did the caveman put his club?

In the clubhouse.

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