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How did the farmer like planting the field of wheat?

It was sow sow.

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Why didn't Janet want to wait in line for 5 hours for tickets to the concert?

She didn't know if she could stand it.

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What would you call one of these owned by several people?

An OUR Glass

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What is it called if someone thinks they can learn Torah by listening to Beatle music?

Beatle Torah.

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What is it called when a homeowner tries to stop a foreclosure of his house?

House keeping.

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What was Billy's reaction when he saw how many tiers of steps he had to climb to his seat in the last row?

It brought tiers to his eyes.

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Why did Martha feel bad for her calendar?

Because its days are numbered.

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What was a misunderstanding between Bill and his wife?

She asked for toilet water for her birthday, and he didn't know it meant perfume.

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Why didn't the small hotel want to let the motorcycle gang stay there?

The youth hostel didn't want hostile youth.

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Why did John think he had Type O blood, when he really had Type A?

His birth records had a Type O.

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What did Joan do after she attached her schedule to a helium balloon?

She didn't know, because her plans were up in the air.

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Why couldn't the broken piano get into the house?

It was missing the keys.

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