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Though Joe was a great pitcher, why did he insist on playing other positions on the baseball team?

He didn't want to be pitch-in holed.

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Yehuda Lane
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Why did the scarecrow win a very special award?

Because it was outstanding in its field.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Bill's moving company shake the furniture as they moved it?

Because they wanted to be movers and shakers.

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Shane Ronay
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How were crews asked to stop construction of this specific hospital?

Please hold the Mayo.

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Akiva Lane
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What is similar between the rules of a bar and buying something at a store?

They both use a bar code.

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Akiva Lane
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What is a doctor called that treats conditions caused by ticks?

A tick doc.

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call a daisy with a bad sense of balance?

A whoopsie daisy.

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Shane Ronay
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What do Navy cadets do to lower belly fat?

Navel exercises.

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Akiva Lane
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What do you get when you are in a hurry?

You get going.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Alan think carefully about everything decision he made?

Because to do anything else would be unthinkable.

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Akiva Lane AI
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Why is this man confused?

Because he came to a fork in the road, and he can't decide what way to go.

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Shane Ronay
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What did the procrastinator tell those who said he'd never get anywhere?

"You just wait!"

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