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What US city has 2 male children?

Tuscon, Arizona.

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What is a problem with the summer?

The weather is heading for a fall.

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What's the motto of a computer programmer who enjoys programming?

I never metadata I didn't like.

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What animal is similar to a tree that looks like a pole?

Poultry.

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What is something written about the North Pole called?

An Artic-le.

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Why did Martha carry a small rock with her?

To remind her that sometimes life is hard.

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Why did the programmer call an exterminator?

Because he had a bug in his program.

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How did the family feel after a great day at the amusement park?

They didn't want anything to dispel the spell.

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Why did Olivia put on a hat whenever she wanted to keep a secret?

Because she had to keep the secret under her hat.

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Since Al Capone was active during prohibition, what was his nick-name?

Al Cahol

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What kind of point is not sharp?

A moot point.

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Why did the Jack-in-the-Box have trouble getting married?

He was an out-of-the-box kind of guy.

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