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What fish do you find at the bottom of the sea?

Low lifes.

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What kind of key can make you drunk?

Whiskey.

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Why do horses tend to get along well with each other?

They have stable relationships.

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How are the prices at the new Italian restaurant?

They cost a pretty penne.

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How did people feel when the Eastern and Western railroads met?

They were glad to make ends meet.

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Why was Emily reluctant to use a tractor on her farm?

Because it didn't attract her.

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What is an example of an American war that was not civil?

The Civil War.

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What did Bill's father answer when Bill asked if he understood what an eclipse is?

No, son.

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Why do people like peeling their own fruit?

Because if other people peel it, it has less appeal.

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What has one eye, no mouth, and everyone agrees that it always makes a good point.

A needle.

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Why did the farmer feel uncomfortable in the wheat field at night?

He felt like he was being stalked.

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Why are there so many types of Asian cuisine?

For different woks of life.

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