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What happened when shipping containers with materials for making shoes sank?

There were thousands of lost soles.

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Akiva Lane
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What did the new furniture store say when they sold their first sofa?

Sofa so good.

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Which nut makes people sneeze?

The ca...ca...SHEW!

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What does Superman, Batman and South Africa have in common.

They all have a cape of good hope.

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How can psychiatrists charge so much?

Because people have to be crazy to pay those rates.

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What did Matt Silver call his new software company?

Silver Ware.

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Why was Maxine confused about how seriously to take Allen?

She didn't know if he was "Sir Real" or "Surreal".

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Why were the Middle Ages called the Dark Ages?

Because there were so many knights.

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What day do armies go off to battle?

March forth.

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What colored letter does not want to wait?

Red D.

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Why should we be very cautious about being cynical?

Its first syllable is sin.

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How did the vegetarians react when Melinda offered to bring sweet and sour chicken to the party?

They said, keep your two scents out of it.

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