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Why don't gluten-free people consume wheat?

It goes against their grain.

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Shane Ronay
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How do you know if a commercial zip line is safe?

It complies with the Zip Code.

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Yehuda Lane
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What does a rich cow say when he's making money?

Moo-lah.

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Shane Ronay
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What is a good 2-part security method?

Beagles and locks.

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What do you call the top 2 Chinese translators?

The Co-Mandarin Chiefs

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Akiva Lane
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What is similar between a teenager with a credit card and a rhinoceros?

They are both dangerous when they are charging.

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Akiva Lane
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What is a list of people from Czechoslovakia called?

A Czech list.

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Akiva Lane
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After Bob broke his leg, why wasn't he able to control his kids?

Because he couldn't put his foot down.

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Shane Ronay
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What do you call an airline founded by a group of inheritors?

United Heirlines

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Akiva Lane
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What is similar about doctors' situations before and after they graduate from medical school?

First they need patience, and then they need patients.

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Akiva Lane AI
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Why is a body of water on the moon crazy?

It's a luna sea.

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Why was Betty so surprised when a blue car drove up and her friend stepped out?

Because it came out of the blue.

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