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What do you call a veterinarian that used to be in the army?

A vet vet.

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What invention lets you look through a wall?

A window.

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What happens when a hit ball that collides with a bird?

It's ruled a fowl ball

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What kind of horse has sore muscles?

Charlie horse.

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Why is lumping people together not a good practice?

Because to average them is "mean".

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If Washington is the most Southern face on Mount Rushmore, what is Lincoln?

The North Face.

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What is it called when the letter E moves slowly?

Creep-E.

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How do you make a waterbed more bouncy?

Use spring water.

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What is someone called who sees a crime committed at an Apple store?

An iWitness

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What was King Louis the XV referring to when he said, 'After me the flood'?

The rain of terror.

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What do Siamese twins say to each other before dinner?

Would you like to join me before dinner?

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When do you tell people what they are?

When you tell them, 'You are welcome'.

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