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Why did Andy become a tightrope walker in the circus?

He was told that big money could be made in jobs that are online.

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Why are fast runners good looking?

Because they are dashing.

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What happened when Bob decided to use a Neuralink chip in his brain?

He changed his mind.

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What are magazines called that agree with the viewpoint of Donald Trump?

MAGA zines.

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What are the benefits of having a sense of wonder (one-der)?

It can help you feel at 'one' with everything.

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Why did the luxury home builder use only inexpensive laminate kitchen countertops?

He lost his marbles

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Why is there a lack of neurologists?

Few have the nerve.

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How can you tell that a person has humility?

The person places 'you' first - as in 'you'-mility.

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Why was Beverly confused when she got sick?

She caught a cold, and had a fever.

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What was Pandora guilty of?

Out of the box thinking.

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What do you call a fish that can't sing?

An out-of-tune a fish.

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Come Precious...it's time for dinner!

Not right meow.

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