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What is this man doing in the doctor's office?

Drawing blood.

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What is a pretty angle called?

Acute angle.

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How do trees feel in the spring?

After the winter, they felt releaved.

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How do some people deal with eating leftovers on Black Friday?

They go cold turkey.

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What did Max say when the mechanic said he must fix the car brakes?

Those are the breaks.

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What is a movie about the letter O called?

The Vide-O's.

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Does the manufacturer make much money from selling these?

Nah, they make peanuts.

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What is an expert commentator about puns?

A pundit.

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What is it called when a city is overrun by cats?

A cat-astrophe.

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What is the difference between the left and right side of this picture?

On the left are walnuts, and on the right are off-the-wall nuts.

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What types of phones do prisoners use in prison?

Cell phones.

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What kind of animal tries to keep all the bushes to itself?

A hedgehog.

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