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What was Billy's reaction when he saw how many tiers of steps he had to climb to his seat in the last row?

It brought tiers to his eyes.

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What fruit must get formally married?

Cantaloupe

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Why didn't Bill like going to the aquarium?

He thought there was something fishy about the place.

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What is the shine of a gold ring called?

Its ring tone.

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What do you say to a dog when you give it a bone to chew on?

Bone appetit.

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What is full of holes but still can hold a lot of water?

A sponge.

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How did they describe the situation where the band's bass players were drunk?

The basses were loaded.

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What do lawyers do?

They insert and remove claws in clauses.

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Why are the internal parts of the body called organs?

Because they are all so well organized.

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If you can get 100 somethings for a penny today, how sure can you be that this will be the price tomorrow?

One hundred per cent.

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How do you distinguish between a numerator and denominator?

There's a fine line between the two.

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On what floor of a building do workers grind wheat into flour?

The ground floor.

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