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How did farmer Jones know not to feed his ox eggs?

Because the ox rebelled against any yokes.

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What is a cartoon of puppets on strings called?

Suspended animation.

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What meal is happening in Eastern Europe?

Hungary is above Turkey, and next to Turkey is Greece.

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What is it called when sugar cane rebels against the farmer?

The cane mutiny.

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What is a bank for pigs called?

A piggy bank.

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Why did the caveman knock rocks together?

To make rock music.

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What's the motto of the National Air Traffic Controller Association?

"Don't know if you're coming or going? We do!".

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What is a doctor called that treats conditions caused by ticks?

A tick doc.

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What type of music do young ladies like best?

Hymns

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Why do female sheep often have an identity crisis?

Because they think, "I am a ewe".

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Why did Alan enjoy reading the novel about a back doctor?

He liked spine novels.

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Do professional golfers practice for all 19 holes?

Of course.

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