Pictures:

Why are weddings often done under canopies?

To say that marriage is in tents.

1673

What did the circus do to the trapeze artist who wasn't performing well?

It suspended him.

2211

What do you say when you finish going through the everglades?

See you later alligator.

163

What day is just before a birthday?

Labor day.

2441

What is a doctor called that treats conditions caused by ticks?

A tick doc.

2736

Why did Jill buy a Jiffy car?

Because she wanted to go places and come back in a jiffy.

752

What did Matt Silver call his new software company?

Silver Ware.

2035

How did Abigail respond when her husband suggested that they go camping in the winter?

The idea leaves me cold.

1832

What did people call the baseball game where everyone got hits that got them onto first base?

A singles event.

2331

What do you call a paper airplane that can't fly?

Stationary.

1925

Why was no one able to buy more summer hats after a man just did?

That was the last straw.

191

Did this school receive its name on purpose?

No, by occident.

487