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How did Jeff's friends realize he finished his entire "bucket list" over the weekend?

He looked pail

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Akiva Lane
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Why did they hang the criminal?

He was looking for a loophole, and he found one.

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What happened when Gary tried to play piano by ear?

He decided it's better to play with his hands.

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What do these have in common? A smelly basketball, hitting a baseball too far to the right or left, and a dance of chickens?

They are all a foul ball.

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Akiva Lane
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What part of a computer screen doesn't speak so nicely?

The cursor.

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Shane Ronay
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What is the man on the right doing?

Scraping the bottom of the barrel from the top.

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Akiva Lane
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What are magazines called that agree with the viewpoint of Donald Trump?

MAGA zines.

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Akiva Lane
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What is a cartoon of puppets on strings called?

Suspended animation.

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Akiva Lane
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Did Emily like living near the water?

She shore did.

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Shane Ronay
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What did Mount Rushmore look like before it was carved?

Un-presidented.

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What happens if certain fowl don't build insulated nests for winter?

They go cold turkey.

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What does an air conditioner and a hair conditioner have in common?

They both can make you feel cool.

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