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How did the nobels of Camelot ask the king to help their painful joints?

Arthur - right us.

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What Beatles song is about a bee in a vegetable garden?

Lettuce bee.

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What is a fancy expensive scale called?

Upscale.

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What is this man's position?

He's a steakholder for a photographer.

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How do you describe a doctor that is against nasal sprays?

He's anti anti-histamines.

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What is the plan called where you make sure that you do something productive every single hour of the day?

Hour power.

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How do we know that the belt of a Knight during the Middle Ages was black?

It was in the middle of the knight.

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What do you call a candy bar that sings rap music?

A candy rapper.

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Why are all fish stores in Finland kosher?

Because they have Finns and scales.

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What did the doctor say when his nurse said there was a man in the waiting room who was disappearing?

Tell him I can't see him now.

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If it's bad to overbake a cake, what if you underbake it?

Then it's batter.

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Why did Bill bring money to bed?

Because he had been sleeping poorly.

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