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What happened when Brenda yelled into a colander?

She strained her voice.

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Shane Ronay
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What do Navy cadets do to lower belly fat?

Navel exercises.

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Akiva Lane
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What happened when Ben was stuck in traffic and missed his doctor's appointment?

It became a dis-appointment.

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What kind of tea inspires caring for other people?

Humana Tea.

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Why did Lisa carry a ball up the hill?

There were so many things she wants to do, and she wanted to get the ball rolling.

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What can you say about the courtroom of Judge Alan Fier?

Each of his trials was a trial by Fier.

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What color learns a lot by reading books?

Red

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Why are visitors to the zoo sometimes directed by mistake to the room with the bats?

People think they asked where the bat room is.

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What food is this?

Apple Pie

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How did the lawyers refer to the case of the pillow company being sued?

The pillow case.

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What is it called when a parrot chews off and swallows the weak end of a stick?

A weekend in parrots.

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Why did Mr. & Mrs. Bear get divorced?

They couldn't bear each other anymore.

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