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How did Bill feel when none of the off-switches for the lights worked?

He felt that they were all up-settings.

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How do you describe a fish when it does things very well?

A fish in sea.

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What did the procrastinator tell those who said he'd never get anywhere?

"You just wait!"

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What does a popular website have in common with a highway at rush hour?

They both have a lot of traffic.

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What is the heaviest Chinese soup?

One Ton soup.

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How did Bill react when he saw graffiti in his school?

He knew that the handwriting was on the wall.

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What happened to the dry cleaner who processed a man's jacket with a wallet left in the pocket?

He was charged with money laundering.

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What do you call machines that sand down the surface of kernals of grain?

Kernal sanders.

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Why did the priest act so differently in church?

It was his altar ego

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Why are all shopping malls very similar?

You see one, you see the mall.

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How did Jeremy deal with his desire to see the whole world?

He realized that roam wasn't built in a day.

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What is the condition called where a person is not allergic to cars?

Auto immune condition.

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