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How did the young lady feel when her date was rude?

She felt dis-missed.

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Shane Ronay
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Where in Manhattan are you most likely to find a spot for your car?

Central Park

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What did Jim call his life after he decided not to major in math?

The aftermath.

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How did Andrea feel when she opened the bag of cookies and they were smashed, but she ate them anyway?

She felt crummy.

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Shane Ronay
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How did the podiatrist react to having no patients all week?

De-feeted

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Why did Joe find it hard to get a date?

Because his attitudes were dated.

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When the customer asked for coffee without milk, what was the response of the waitress?

I'm sorry, we're out of milk, you'll have to have it without cream.

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What did the doctor say to the sick person who was too much in a rush?

I'll be doctor, you be patient.

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How do we know that a coincidence can be worth money?

The word coincidence begins with the word 'coin'.

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Moshe Sherizen
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Why did Arlene bring lipstick and eye shadow to school?

She had a make-up exam.

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Why was the investor's nickname 'Yeast'?

Because wherever he put bread, it would rise.

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Why did the mint chocolate candies look so fresh and clean?

Because they were in mint condition.

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