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What do you call someone who lends money at very high interest rates?

A loan wolf.

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Why did Emily like making her bed in the morning?

Because then she felt like she had it made.

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What 'joke' did the wife not appreciate when she was preparing a meal on her kitchen counter-top?

When her husband said, 'You're being counter productive."

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What is this person doing?

He's scraping the bottom of the barrel.

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How did the group on the safari feel halfway through their trip?

Safari so good.

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What do programs, programmers, mathematics, lumbermills, and fireplaces all have it common?

They all use logs.

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What is a horror movie about a watch that goes crazy?

Seiko

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Why did Billy ask his father to take a baseball bat and a bird to the baseball game?

Because he liked bat man and robin.

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Why didn't Joe understand airplanes?

It was above his head.

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What does a warning label on a large strainer say?

Don't strain yourself.

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Why did the student study outside in the cold?

Because he wanted to learn the subject cold.

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What are hotdogs called when they are cold?

Hotdogs.

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