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Where do mathematicians go on vacation?

Times Square

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What is it like in a place where everyone lives in tents?

Intensity.

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What do you call two siblings that are sleeping next to each other?

Nap Kins

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What did Matt Silver call his new software company?

Silver Ware.

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Why did Lisa buy things with pennies?

When she bought things, she wanted to use common cents.

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Why was Amanda surprised that this perfume was so expensive?

She was told it was worth a red scent.

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When the hunter wanted to hunt the deer, how did the deer respond?

I'm game.

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What did Heaven say to the angel that put too much dew on the grass?

Don't over dew it.

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How did Bobby feel when he spilled a jar of olive oil on himself in the morning?

It was too oily in the morning.

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What is true about this famous journalist?

His name is Mudd

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What did Mount Rushmore look like before it was carved?

Un-presidented.

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When confronting a 2000 pound bull, what is NOT a good idea to do?

Don't take the bull by the horns.

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