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If a friend's cousin donates a kidney to his friend's cousin, what does it make the two friends?

Second cousins, once removed.

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Akiva Lane
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When Mrs. Smith suggested to her husband that they go to a concert, what was his response?

Sounds good.

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Shane Ronay
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What does a smart person have in common with a school principal?

They are both in charge of their faculties.

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call someone who steals dishes?

Dish-honest.

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Why did the tight-rope walker wear warm shoes?

He was concerned about getting cold feet.

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Why did Andrea want to date a writer?

She was looking for Mr. Write.

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Akiva Lane
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What is it called when a car has a good mother?

Good car ma.

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Akiva Lane
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What did Fred say when the computer store added memory to his laptop?

Thanks for the memories.

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Akiva Lane
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How did Sam feel when he left the Far East?

He felt dis-oriented.

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Akiva Lane
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How do you describe pulling a penny out of the sewer?

The ascent of a cent with a scent.

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Shane Ronay
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Which company broadcasts highlights of basketball, hockey, tennis, and soccer?

Net-flix

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Why don't vegetarian's fight with each other?

Because they don't want to have a beef with each other.

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