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What is more minute than a minute?

A second.

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Why are the internal parts of a person called organs?

Because they are very organized.

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What do labor unions have to do with your son's friends sleeping over?

Boy cots.

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When Marsha told her husband on the phone that she was late, why did he call the police?

She said she was being held up.

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What do you say when you look at the ocean after a long time away?

Long time no sea.

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Shane Ronay
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Why did the Chinese military leader suffer from malnutrition?

Everyone kept eating General Tso's chicken.

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Shane Ronay
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What happens when parents from Asia spin their children?

They become dis-Oriented

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What is the relationship between a trial and love?

The trial involves justice, and love involves just us.

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What is the holiest part of the foot?

The sole.

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What was obvious to everyone, but no one dared mention?

The elephant in the room.

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Why did George sell his barber shop?

He found cleaning it to be a hair-raising experience.

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Yitzchak Berger
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What’s the difference between a hippo and a zippo?

One is really heavy and the other is a little lighter.

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