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What do you call an ambulance for alligators?

Gator Aid.

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In Amanda's school, why didn't the teachers write errors in the margins of the paper?

Because the paper they used had no margin for errors.

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How did Emma feel when she unexpectedly married a great guy?

It was a Sir Prize surprise.

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What's this?

A son of a gun.

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What is getting internet sales for scary movies called?

Eeek! commerce.

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When you trade in an old bike for a new bike, what is that called?

Re-cycling.

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What do you call birds who go to a house of worship?

Birds of pray.

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How is party different than a toy?

When a party winds up it ends, and when a toy winds up it starts.

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If a hiker meets in the woods a large bear on the left and a small bear on the right, what should he do?

Bear right.

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What did the man's wife say when he woke up hung over, after a party?

She asked what was "ale"ing him.

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What vegetable did Marty not take onto his sailboat?

Leeks.

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What do the words pigment, canvas, and paintbrush all have in common?

They are all terms of art.

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