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How did Helvetica respond when someone suggested that she go out with Times New Roman?

He's not my type.

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What is this?

Yisro Whale

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What is it called when a leak is fixed in the ceiling?

Sealing the ceiling.

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How did the city feel when they built a stone wall a mile long?

They felt it was a milestone.

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What would you call one of these owned by several people?

An OUR Glass

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What is similar between IDIOM and IDIOT

Both have 5 letters, begin with IDI, and are hard to understand.

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Why is the plural of garbage garbage?

No matter how much garbage there is, it's still garbage.

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What happens when a threat starts moving?

It's no longer an idle threat.

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Did Steve really buy this antique violin for only $5?

Yes, and with no strings attached!

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What do people in the US say when they want to use the metric system?

Take me to your litre.

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What group of letters do planes fly over?

They fly over C's.

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What do you call it when someone is envious of another person's ability to be as flexible as Jello?

Jello-sy.

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