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What kind of tea is good for mental health?

Sana Tea.

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What happens to an ethical Italian cleaning lady after she passes away?

She's a maid in heaven.

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What part of the day has the most Ning?

More Ning.

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What is this an example of?

A knee jerk reaction.

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What do you call it when the CIA puts a bugging device in a flower pot in a factory?

A plant in a plant in a plant.

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How did Arnold like kick-boxing?

He got a kick out of it.

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What can a person do terribly that is really good?

To miss someone terribly.

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Why was the son of a drapery store owner upset when flunking out of college?

He knew it was curtains for him.

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What's involved with cloud seeding?

It's just shooting the breeze.

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What did they say about the king who was only 12 inches tall?

He was an excellent ruler.

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How did the bad sergeant behave?

He was rotten to the corps.

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Why did Milton Berle say he is going to stop turning around?

Because every time he turns around, another year goes by.

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