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Why did King Midas make a well?

He thought, I might as well.

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How would you describe Luke Skywalker if he's not that friendly?

Luke warm.

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What is this man doing?

He's "piering" down

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What happened when Gary tried to play piano by ear?

He decided it's better to play with his hands.

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Why did Fred buy stock in the perfume company?

The way they made cents from their scents made sense.

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What do you call the view of a supermarket from the frozen food section?

The birds eye view.

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When do you tell people what they are?

When you tell them, 'You are welcome'.

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What do you call a group of cars that are flooded after a hurricane?

A car pool.

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Why did Jill buy a Jiffy car?

Because she wanted to go places and come back in a jiffy.

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Why was Bill so exhausted after a day of putting tires on the inner rings of car wheels?

It was tire ring.

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How can we know when someone is ready for dating?

When their dating resume is UP TO DATE!

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What do you call a fish that can't sing?

An out-of-tune a fish.

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