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Why did the factory that made car transmissions have problems?

Because their assembly line was make-shift.

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What did the transportation company of cows call themselves?

The moooooovers.

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How do billboards communicate with each other?

Sign language

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Rock and roll.

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How did the smoker, who craved a cigarette, feel when he got to smoke one?

Nicotine in the nick of time.

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How did Helvetica respond when someone suggested that she go out with Times New Roman?

He's not my type.

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What did they say about the king who was only 12 inches tall?

He was an excellent ruler.

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How do gold miners carry away their gold?

In gold man sacks.

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Is it possible to Google a goose?

Yes, but easier to Google a gaggle.

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How did the hunter get the male deer he shot out of the woods?

His friends came, and they all passed the buck.

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Why was Fred very good at sleeping?

He could do it with his eyes closed.

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What do you call an item in a store where the price tag is unreadable?

Priceless.

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