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Why do we peel fruits and vegetables?

It makes them more appealing.

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What organic compounds are similar to people who like teenagers?

Proteins.

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What's a good career path for those with wit and a command over language?

A pundit.

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Why do 95% of bald people still own a comb?

They can't part with it.

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What do all these people have in common?

They're having a ball.

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Why did the CEO have all the corporate planes painted red?

He didn't want them to be too plane.

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Why was Betty so surprised when a blue car drove up and her friend stepped out?

Because it came out of the blue.

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What did Bob say to the fly that what bothering him?

Don't bug me.

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What's another name for a metronome.

A beat-nik.

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Why did the luxury home builder use only inexpensive laminate kitchen countertops?

He lost his marbles

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What vegetable is like a group that asks permission?

Let us.

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What are US Treasury Bonds called that move around a lot?

Vaga-Bonds.

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