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What is it called when sugar cane rebels against the farmer?

The cane mutiny.

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What items does someone most need to weather an emergency?

Staples

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Why did the telephone wires want to go to a therapist?

Because they were high strung.

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Where did Melinda keep information about doctors and medicine?

In her 'docs' folder on her computer.

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What can you say about an old couch that was fixed?

It was in bad shape, but now it's recovered.

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What is the shine of a gold ring called?

Its ring tone.

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What do you call a one-legged hippo?

A hoppo

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What did the knot say when it was asked, "Are you untied".

It answered, "I am knot".

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Why did the insulted person steal a fence?

Because he took offense.

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What is a factory that packages eggs called?

An egg plant.

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Why was Fred confused by forms?

Because he didn't know if he should fill them IN or fill them OUT.

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Why did Stu work for the Dept. of Transportation?

He loves hitting the road.

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