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Why does John like recruiting people to work in skyscrapers?

He loved telling people they were highered.

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Akiva Lane
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What do you say when something valuable falls into a well by mistake?

Oh, well.

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Akiva Lane AI
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What did Danny do when the bullies wouldn't let other kids go on the slide?

He let it slide.

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Shane Ronay
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Why do courthouses attract the most audiophiles?

Because of the "hearings".

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Akiva Lane
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Will the door squeak when it's opened and closed?

That hinges on whether it is oiled.

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Matt Weiss
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Why can't you trust a staircase?

It is either up to something, or letting you down.

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Akiva Lane
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What does getting up in the morning have to do with Newton's laws of motion?

A body at rest tends to stay at rest.

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Akiva Lane
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What do sales people do when they make big sales?

They have a sell-abration.

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Shane Ronay
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Why did J.K. Rowling stop writing Harry Potter books after book 7?

That's all she wrote.

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Akiva Lane
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What aunt disagrees about everything?

Aunt Tithesis

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Why did Bob join the tug-of-war team?

He wanted to meet people who had a lot of pull.

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What are the simplest 2 letters of the alphabet?

EZ

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