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What do you call a group of smart men?

Intelli gents.

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Where are the dots that are over the letter i?

The i's have it.

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What does a faucet, a clock, and an athlete have in common?

The are all running.

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How did Boris feel about losing the kick-boxing championship?

He wanted to kick himself.

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When Arnold found a well full of bees, why did he avoid it?

Because he wanted to be well.

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What do you call a collie with a flower in its hair and eating melon?

Melancholy Cauliflower

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What can you say about someone who travels with light beams stored in jars?

He packs light.

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What was Karl Marx and his brother called?

The Marx brothers.

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When the pioneers cut down trees to clear the land, how did they feel about the difficult process of uprooting the tree stumps?

They felt stumped.

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What expression refers to an insect in the late spring?

Bee that as it May.

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What kind of thinking is required to put together furniture from IKEA?

Out of the box thinking.

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What is the letter O called when it acts strange?

A weirdo.

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