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Why did Bill take sleeping lessons?

He wanted to sleep well.

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What kind of running results in having less of something?

Running out of something.

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What is it like in a place where everyone lives in tents?

Intensity.

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What fruit can't get married quickly?

Cantaloupe.

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What can you say about a person who sews together pieces of cloth into suits and dresses?

He has his work cut out for him.

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A 5 o'clock shadow.

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What was Genghis Kahn's attitude that made him successful?

He was Kahn-fident.

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What is a light bulb filled with dirt called?

Not a light bulb, but a heavy bulb.

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Why did Matt run in the desert?

For the big race, he wanted to make a dry run.

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What happened when the computer team's regression tests failed?

Things regressed.

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What is it called when husbands tell puns to their wives?

Pun-ishment.

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Why didn't Angela like shopping for fruits and vegetable?

Because often they were very fresh.

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