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Why did Ed swim to the very bottom of his swimming pool?

He had a problem with the pool, and he wanted to get to the bottom of it.

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Shane Ronay
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How are acute infections treated?

Doctors say, "Awwww" and give the patient a hug.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Martha carry a small rock with her?

To remind her that sometimes life is hard.

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Why did Bill and Eddie start their company at the radar dish?

Because they wanted the business to be under the radar.

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Shane Ronay
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How do you distinguish between a numerator and denominator?

There's a fine line between the two.

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Shane Ronay
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Which company broadcasts highlights of basketball, hockey, tennis, and soccer?

Net-flix

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What should you do when you are waiting a long time in a doctor's office?

Be patient.

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What is a sentence that has only the first 5 letters of the alphabet?

A bee C's de E.

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Akiva Lane
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What is an imaginary ocean?

A fanta-sea.

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Shane Ronay
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What do we have here?

Katy barred the door.

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Shane Ronay
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Have you heard of the band called Cellophane?

They're a wrap group.

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Why did the seven dwarves have to go to work every day?

They explain it in their song, 'I owe, I owe, it's off to work we go".

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