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What is ironic about The Flat Earth Society?

Their members are all around the globe.

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What is a good name for a locksmith that serves food?

Bagels and locks.

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A tripod.

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What is getting internet sales for scary movies called?

Eeek! commerce.

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What does Leonard Bernstein and copper have in common?

They are both good conductors.

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What kind of question is, 'What came first, the chicken or the egg'?

Its an egg-sistential question.

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How did Elsie the cow feel when she couldn't give milk?

She felt like an udder failure.

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What is the shadow of peapod called?

A podcast.

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Why wasn't Alan impressed with the running track inside of the windmill?

It was just run of the mill.

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What did the Howard Knot Rope Company say about its competitors?

They're not Knot knots.

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Where did the army put their best soldiers?

On the front lions.

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What is a gym called filled with people who want to lose weight?

A waist land.

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