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What is a good name for a store that sells sofas?

Sofa so good.

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Why do people like peeling their own fruit?

Because if other people peel it, it has less appeal.

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What room do bats live in?

The bat room.

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What do these have in common? A smelly basketball, hitting a baseball too far to the right or left, and a dance of chickens?

They are all a foul ball.

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Why did the CEO buy sailboats for the company?

He wanted to increase sails.

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What do discount stores and farewell parties have in common?

They have a lot of good buys.

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What are 3 trees called?

A tree-some.

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What do you do when your electrical system short-circuits?

Re-fuse to make it work.

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Why was the whole school on pins and needles waiting for their test results?

It was an acupuncture school.

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Why did the politician take a part-time job as a cashier?

He wanted to learn more about change.

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What did Maxine do when she lost her job?

She wrote a resume in order to resume working.

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Why were Adam and Eve punished when they ate from the tree of knowledge?

They were told it was a no know.

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