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Joseph Glidden invented the modern security fence. Who was his wife?

Barb

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Why didn't Bill want to work in the ice cream factory?

He didn't like working on sundaes.

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What did the oil prospector say when he found out the oil well was dry?

Oh, well!

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During the truce in a war, what soup did both sides eat?

Peas soup.

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Why is the school excavating?

They needed a level playing field.

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My friend says people think that he is egotistical.

I told him not to have his "I" out for them.

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A field of hole wheat.

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Why did Betty distrust stairs?

She felt they were always up to something.

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What do you usually don't mind losing?

Weight.

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What's this man's problem?

He has an axe to grind.

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How do authorities in England express their appreciation for the public maintaining orderly lines?

They say, "ThanQueue

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How do you describe Arnold getting new boots for his computer robots?

He rebooted the computer robots.

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