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When the bee joined the bee hive, how did it feel?

It felt like a newbie.

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Mendy Zeiger
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If a King sleeps on a kingsize mattress, and a Queen sleeps on a queensize mattress, what does a Prince sleep on?

An heir mattress.

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Why do some people like to eat these?

It gives them a peas-ful feeling.

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Shane Ronay
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What happens if you ask your builder not to carpet the steps in your house?

He'll give you a blank stair.

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What flower is named after a dog?

Collie flower.

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What should you do if a piece of folded clothing runs away?

Catch it and bring it back into the fold.

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How did Lisa feel when she found that someone had pressed all the buttons in the elevator?

She found it depressing.

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Why was Sally afraid that the vegetables would slap her?

Because she knew they were fresh.

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What did the cherry tree say to George Washington?

Don't ax me.

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What is this street called?

A bull-evard.

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How did Billy react when he got a box of marbles for his birthday.

He thought it was marbleous.

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What's similar between the last stop on a train and a lion's tail?

They are both the end of the lion.

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