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What did the rich cow have lots of?

Mooooolah.

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Why did Joe use so much weather stripping?

He opposed the draft.

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What is exercizing at home called?

The home stretch.

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Why did Sam sing while he built houses?

He wanted to build them soundly.

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How did Max react when his wife served fish for supper 6 days in a row?

He said, "There's something fishy about this".

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What happened to Bill?

He tripped while he was on a trip.

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What phone app helps you go to sleep for short periods of time?

The Nap App.

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Where's the best place to shop in order to escape?

A flee market

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How did the recession affect the company that made air conditioners?

It took the wind out of their sales.

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What kind of tails come with a list of specifics?

Details.

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What are events before they unfold?

Folded.

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What is used to lubricate the joints of a robot?

Elbow grease.

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