Why did the person who smoked too much go to Istanbul on a cold day right after Thanksgiving?
What does a law student have in common with someone giving up liquor?
What did Larry name his new ink and toner business?
How did Sarah feel about not getting concert tickets to see her favorite band?
What is it called when a fusion nuclear reaction starts acting unpredictably?
What is the man on the right doing?
What happened when Anne went to the used watch store to fix her watch?
What is the result if you combine a sweet pie and a sharp onion?
What did the waiter say when the customer sent the food back to the kitchen?
Why did Bruce breed racing deer?
What kind of tea commands respect?
What 5 letter word becomes shorter when you add 2 letters to it?