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What is the difference between a real man and one that is not real?

One is Sir Real, and the other is surreal.

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How did the city feel when they built a stone wall a mile long?

They felt it was a milestone.

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What was Sylvia's reaction to the box of cookies falling on the floor?

That's the way the cookie crumbles.

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When the pessimist says 'It can't get any worse', what does the optimist say?

It can!

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How do you convey to someone that you feel connected to them as a human being?

You manity.

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Where can you go when you're tired?

You can go to bed and go to sleep.

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When Natalie was sick, why did she touch the water well?

She wanted to feel well.

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What do palm trees and calendars have in common?

They both have a lot of dates.

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Are these seagulls?

No, they're stool pigeons.

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What happens to unsold bread from the bakery?

It's toast.

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What do you call people who work together in a chocolate factory?

Cocoa co-workers.

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What novel is about a boy who always wakes up late?

The son also rises.

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