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Which type of make-up remover is used by all genders?

Withdrawing an apology

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What color learns a lot by reading books?

Red

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What's a good career path for those with wit and a command over language?

A pundit.

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Why did trumpet players in the band feel bad after their performance?

They felt they blew it.

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When the brother didn't treat his sister nicely, what was the result?

It caused a cry sis.

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Why didn't Maxine like using coupons that could be torn out of magazines?

She thought they were a rip-off.

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What do you call a piece of pottery in the shape of a duck?

A quack pot.

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What water do athletes drink when they use the trampoline?

Spring water.

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What kind of food does a tight-rope worker try to eat?

A well-balanced diet.

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Why should we be very careful handling glass?

There's a reason it's called a pain of glass.

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What flower is named after a part of the head?

Tulips.

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What did the chiropractor say when he started working on a patient?

Welcome back.

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