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Why does a rope get smarter when you pull on it?

Because it gets taught.

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What is a prosecutor that doesn't respect defendants rights called?

A persecutor.

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Matt Weiss
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Where do books sleep?

Between the covers.

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What would ticks be called if they were found on the moon?

Luna-ticks.

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What did the other angles say to the 90 degree angle?

You're right.

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Why did the owners of the Secure Hotel change its name?

The guests felt uncomfortable being in Secure.

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Shane Ronay
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Why do the Polish not force their cuisine on others?

They figure it's their pierogi-tive.

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Mendy Zeiger
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If a King sleeps on a kingsize mattress, and a Queen sleeps on a queensize mattress, what does a Prince sleep on?

An heir mattress.

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What's the source of a pig's pink color?

Pigment.

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Why is it difficult to be brave in the North Pole?

There's a tendency to get cold feet.

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What do you call a father who makes corny jokes?

Pop corn.

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What was the zoo like when all the bears were sent to a different zoo?

It was unbearable.

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