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How is he trying to lose weight by wearing bread on his head?

It's a new loaf hat diet.

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How did Max feel about the lack of oxygen on top of the mountain?

Both the air and the views were breath-taking.

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What do you usually don't mind losing?

Weight.

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What is similar between a mother with a child and furniture that stores clothes?

They are both dressers.

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How did Mark feel when he used a machine to get rid of his static?

He felt ex-static.

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When the music tracks that Jay submitted lost the music competition, what was the ironic result?

He made a lot of money off the beaten tracks.

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Why did Joe use so much weather stripping?

He opposed the draft.

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What are the 2 most agreeable letters?

OK

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Why was Sandy sure that her daughter would become an actress?

Because every time she didn't get her way, she would make a scene.

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What are the coolest inventions?

The air conditioner and the refrigerator.

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What part of a car is similar to the drawer with plastic gloves?

The glove compartment.

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How does someone feel after they eat peas?

They feel peas-ful.

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