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Why did Beverly learn about all kinds of varieties of nuts?

She wanted to be good at identifying people who are nuts.

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What is someone called who is always thinking about buildings?

He has an edifice complex.

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What did one guy say to his friend when he got to the punchbowl at the party first?

I beat you to the punch.

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What kind of point is not sharp?

A moot point.

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What flowers are similar to a mouth?

Tulips

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Why did Charles find a box of chocolates when he checked into his hotel room?

Because it was a suite.

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What Hebrew word does this represent?

Dati

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What psychiatric tool is similar the noses of hippies?

Hip noses.

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What did the surgeon say when the patient asked if he could administer his own anesthesia?

Sure, knock yourself out.

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After the earthquake destroyed the land where a well was, what did the engineer say who was looking for it in the dark?

I don't feel well.

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How did we know the Russian musician would be a good match for the ballet dancer?

Because he played the ballet lika.

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What kind of thinking do you need to eat Cracker Jack?

Out of the box thinking.

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