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What is it called when people make big letters on the ground?

Typography topography.

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Why is it good to limit the amount of news you ingest every day?

It's not a coincidence that it's called De Press.

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When Jim made a party on his yacht, why did he try not to invite too many people?

He didn't want to go overboard.

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What does a snake say when it bites?

Don't take it poisonally.

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Why was a homeless man invited to join the London Symphony Orchestra??

They needed someone to play an 'oboe'.

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When everyone quit the baseball league except Joe, why wasn't Joe upset?

Because now he was in a league all by himself.

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Why did people think the silent owl didn't care about things?

Because it didn't give a hoot.

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How did Max feel about his rash?

He found it very irritating.

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What was Salvador Dali's favorite breakfast?

Surreal

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What is it called when the letter E moves slowly?

Creep-E.

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In Amanda's school, why didn't the teachers write errors in the margins of the paper?

Because the paper they used had no margin for errors.

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What do you call a group of investors that trust each other?

A trust fund

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