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How did the honor student ace his Political Science exam?

By being politically correct.

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What did the people on the ship say when they saw Jack the pirate boarding their ship?

Hijack.

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What kind of boxes are similar to people who don't like card games?

Card bored.

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What did the royals think about their subject's continued protests?

They thought it was revolting.

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What is an expert commentator about puns?

A pundit.

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What is a good name for a company that certifies bones for dogs to chew on?

Bone-a-fide

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What does Leonard Bernstein and copper have in common?

They are both good conductors.

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What are suits called that students in a high school class wear during political demonstrations?

Class action suits.

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What happens when King Charles gets a toothache?

It's a royal pain.

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What pictures did the family put on the bedroom curtains?

Pictures of tomatoes and eggplants because they are nightshades.

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Why did Amanda move slowly on days that she didn't eat in order to lose weight?

She moved slowly on fast days.

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Why didn't Barry ever work out in the gym?

He planned to go there, but it never worked out.

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