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Why was the teacher arrested for using a compass and a ruler?

They are considered weapons of maths destruction.

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Shane Ronay
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What type of tree is this?

A Pair Tree

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What does an audio engineer do?

Provide sound advice.

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call someone who lends money at very high interest rates?

A loan wolf.

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What is it called when two people argue about who won a contest?

They're contesting the contest.

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How is a person who is looking for parking like Lady Macbeth?

He feels like saying 'Out out damn spot'!

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What did Betty call the fish meals that she loved eating?

Delicious fishes.

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Why was the baker upset with the loaves of bread?

Because they were loafing around too much.

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What do you call a place with a lot of spiders?

A web site.

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What did the seamstress say when she couldn't fix a hole in a sweater?

Oh darn it!

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Can a person who complains all the time be a vegetarian?

No, because he always has a beef.

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How did Betty feel when her guests said they wanted coffee instead of her delicious Thyme tea?

She didn't want to waste her Thyme on them.

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