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Shane Ronay
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How was the rabbit rewarded for keeping mice out of the garden?

With an increase in celery.

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Shane Ronay
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How did the new photographer's business double in no time?

Increased exposure.

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Akiva Lane
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Why are reading glasses called glasses?

Because they are made from plastic?

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Shane Ronay
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How did the man get his young dog to stop barking?

He wore Hush Puppies

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call a father who makes corny jokes?

Pop corn.

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Akiva Lane
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What 5 one syllable words rhyme and are all dramatic?

Purge, surge, urge, merge, and splurge.

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Akiva Lane
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What did the paper say to the pen that was writing on it?

You have a good point.

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Akiva Lane
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How did Elsie the cow feel when she couldn't give milk?

She felt like an udder failure.

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Akiva Lane
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What day of the week do people get married on?

Wedding's day.

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Akiva Lane
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What does an air conditioner and a hair conditioner have in common?

They both can make you feel cool.

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Akiva Lane
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When you trade in an old bike for a new bike, what is that called?

Re-cycling.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Mike buy picture frames?

Someone suggested that he reframe his problems.

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