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How did the frog feel after he ate?

He felt very hoppy.

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What happened when the pitcher practicing in the gym threw a ball that hit the fuse box?

It became pitch dark.

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What did the lottery operator do when a group of actors won the lottery?

She counted her lucky stars.

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If something is furbished twice, what does it become?

Refurbished.

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What is a policeman called when he's sleeping in bed?

An undercover cop.

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What kind of animal tries to keep all the bushes to itself?

A hedgehog.

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What does this represent?

The splitting of the the red sea.

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Why did men find it difficult to understand what Abigail Terious was all out?

She was Miss-terious.

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What did Arnie lose, that made him unable to speak?

He lost his voice.

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What is it called if someone thinks they can learn Torah by listening to Beatle music?

Beatle Torah.

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What do you do when you see waves at a beach?

Wave back.

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If it's bad to overbake a cake, what if you underbake it?

Then it's batter.

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