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What are thick paper cups called when they are cold?

Hot cups.

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What excuse can be used by a person who drinks too much?

I'd rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal labotomy.

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Why didn't Arnie like downhill skiing?

He wasn't inclined to enjoy that kind of activity.

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How is are parameter lists similar to farmers?

They can have many fields.

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What do you call a place where you can relax and sort things out?

A re-sort.

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What's a good name for a plumbing company?

In Sink

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Are there cows that can produce grape juice?

No, that's udderly ridiculous.

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Why did Olivia put on a hat whenever she wanted to keep a secret?

Because she had to keep the secret under her hat.

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What do you call someone who is always drinking coffee?

A caf-fiend.

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What was Benjamin Franklin's reaction when lightening struck his kite?

He found it enlightening.

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What did the doctor's wife say when his new practice was slow?

You just need more practice in your new practice, and you need patience for more patients.

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When does fore plus fore equals four.

The forelegs of one horse and the forelegs of another horse adds up to four legs.

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