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What does a popular website have in common with a highway at rush hour?

They both have a lot of traffic.

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How did Alice feel when the point of her pencil often broke?

She thought, 'What's the point of using pencils? I'll use pens instead.'

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What is it called when trumpet players play their trumpets in response to each other?

A toot for a toot.

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What does a car say when you fill it up with gas?

Tanks.

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How did Sandy describe her doubts about her family's hotel plans?

She had reservations about the reservations.

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Why did Barry get heartburn when he ate the birthday cake?

He forgot to take off the candles.

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What medicine calms you down while watching a play?

Drama-mine

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Why did this make Mike confused?

He didn't know if it was a scissors or a pair of scissors.

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What kind of eyes are good for saving money?

Econom eyes.

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What did Heaven say to the angel that put too much dew on the grass?

Don't over dew it.

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What do you say when something valuable falls into a well by mistake?

Oh, well.

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What seeds are named after fathers?

Poppy seeds.

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