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Akiva Lane
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How did Max feel about his rash?

He found it very irritating.

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Shane Ronay
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Why did the woman crash into the building where Mark had just been standing?

Her driving instructor told to hit the mark.

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call a delicatessen that specializes in lox?

A lox smith.

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Akiva Weiss
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How did Bill feel after a hard day's work, turning off the light and going to bed?

He was delighted.

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Akiva Lane AI
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What do all these people have in common?

They're having a ball.

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Akiva Lane
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What happens when a problem is solved twice?

It is resolved.

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Yitzchak Berger
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Why was Fred very good at sleeping?

He could do it with his eyes closed.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Joe stop stealing, get a job with a salary?

He found that crime does not pay.

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Akiva Lane
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On what floor of a building do workers grind wheat into flour?

The ground floor.

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Shane Ronay
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What do you call a PhD in Mathematics?

An Add Executive.

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Shane Ronay
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Why should you never scream into one of these?

You'll strain your voice.

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Akiva Lane
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What did Alan do when he left his 5th floor apartment in the old apartment building without an elevator?

He walked down and later walked up the run-down staircase in the run-down walk-up.

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