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Why did Matt guard his fence?

He didn't want anyone to take offence.

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Why did Barry get heartburn when he ate the birthday cake?

He forgot to take off the candles.

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What did Mr. electric eel says to Mrs. electric eel?

You look absolutely stunning!

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A son of a gun.

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What is Fidel Castro saying?

Have a Havana banana with a bandana in my banana republic.

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Why was this man being treated intervenously?

He had severe poison i.v.

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Why couldn't Alan sit in a chair when he worked?

He was a stand-up comedian.

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What is called if a lawyer charges nothing to help write a will?

Free will.

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Why didn't Bill promise his wife that he would be a billionaire?

Because that didn't look very promising.

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What do you call a place where crows drink beer?

A crow bar.

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What is a gym called filled with people who want to lose weight?

A waist land.

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Why was Bill so exhausted after a day of putting tires on the inner rings of car wheels?

It was tire ring.

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