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What would happen if Earth was attacked by giant spiders from outer space?

A world wide web.

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What spice did Betty avoid adding to recipes?

Because she felt people didn't taste it, it was a waste of Thyme.

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What is it called when a person gets tired easily from being overweight?

Fatigue.

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Which part of the world do people contract mild forms of amnesia?

Micronesia

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How are vegetables different than kids?

Vegetables are bad when spoiled and good when fresh, but it's not good if kids are either fresh or spoiled.

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What is considered reasonable at the UN?

Things that are un-reasonable.

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What is 100-proof Wild Turkey?

Seeing a wild turkey with your own eyes.

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Where you can get chicken broth in bulk?

The stock market

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If a gun had children, who would they be?

Well, the boy would be a son of a gun.

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What did Joan do after she attached her schedule to a helium balloon?

She didn't know, because her plans were up in the air.

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What is an exact duplicate of a bicycle called?

A cyclone.

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What do you call a website that tells you one fact after another?

A factory.

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