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Why did Stu work for the Dept. of Transportation?

He loves hitting the road.

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What did his kids say when their father told them they were eating lamb?

Ewe!

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Do professional golfers practice for all 19 holes?

Of course.

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What is a combination of a pig and a pine tree?

A porcupine.

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Why are visitors to the zoo sometimes directed by mistake to the room with the bats?

People think they asked where the bat room is.

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Why did Betty enjoy the Uber ride?

It gave her a lift.

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What did Amy call her book about why people put other people down?

The Meaning of Demeaning.

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What rap singer also told puns?

Rapunzel

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The order of what 2 syllables makes the difference between happy and sad?

Being upbeat is better than being beat up.

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What part of a river is in the present?

Its currents.

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How did Cynthia feel about the fact that pollen counts were low?

She felt that was nothing to sneeze at.

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Which psychiatry specialty deals with bizarre behavior?

Off-the-wall-ogy

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