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Why do horses tend to get along well with each other?

They have stable relationships.

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Why did Emma avoid using coins?

She thought they were all two-faced.

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What's so special about Willy the window washer?

He never missed work for 37 years - the longest streak ever.

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What kind of room is a fungus?

A mushroom.

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What did Jim call his life after he decided not to major in math?

The aftermath.

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What do you call a bee that can’t make up its mind?

A maybe.

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What's he doing?

Flying by the seat of his pants.

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How did Joe afford an expensive water filter system for his home?

At a liquidation sale.

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Why did the baker really like his assistant who delivered wedding cakes?

Because he really takes the cake.

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What is the proper way to greet a hand truck?

Hello dolly!

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What is something called that makes you angry?

A pre-curser.

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What do you call someone who loves displaying their mink coat?

A show fur.

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