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What relative did Bill Royd name the phone operating system after?

Aunt Royd.

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What happens to an ethical Italian cleaning lady after she passes away?

She's a maid in heaven.

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What do leaders say when they demand that everyone follow what they say?

The ruler's rules rule.

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What does a faucet, a clock, and an athlete have in common?

The are all running.

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How did Betty feel when her guests said they wanted coffee instead of her delicious Thyme tea?

She didn't want to waste her Thyme on them.

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Why did Arlene bring lipstick and eye shadow to school?

She had a make-up exam.

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What is the person called who cleans the white board every day?

Chairman of the board.

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Why was the baker upset with the loaves of bread?

Because they were loafing around too much.

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What part of a river has the most money?

The river bank.

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What do you do when your electrical system short-circuits?

Re-fuse to make it work.

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What are mens' favorite legume?

Chick peas

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How do you describe someone who has a lot of influence in the field of app development?

He has app pull.

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