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Are robots brave?

Well, they have nerves of steel.

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What does someone say who loves using thyme as a spice?

"Thyme is of the essence" or "I just need more thyme".

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What fish is married to an uncle?

Aunt Chovies

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How do trees feel in the spring?

After the winter, they felt releaved.

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If something is furbished twice, what does it become?

Refurbished.

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Why should we be careful about illusions?

Because it begins with the word 'ill'.

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What do new packages of medicines and many aquariums and zoos have in common?

They have seals.

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What collection of animals gets its name from the sounds they make together?

A herd.

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How did Elsie the cow feel when she couldn't give milk?

She felt like an udder failure.

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Why didn't the carpenter want to fit counter-tops?

He didn't want to be accused of counter-fitting.

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Why was Bill on the lookout for turnips?

He didn't know when they might turn up.

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Why did Martha like circles?

Because it has the best all-around shape.

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