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Why did Andy become a tightrope walker in the circus?

He was told that big money could be made in jobs that are online.

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What do you get when you are in a hurry?

You get going.

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Why didn't Johnny want to wear fringes on his clothes like some of his friends?

He didn't want to be part of a fringe group.

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When the teacher gave a surprise quiz, why did he have the students stand on a big circle?

Because they had to remember everything on the spot.

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What are 5 tow trucks?

A foot truck.

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What was Bill's nickname after he was able to drive to avoid the tornado?

Mister "missed the twister".

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What is it called when someone surfs on top of a fishing net?

Surfing the net.

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Why was Timmy destined to become a tennis pro?

He raised a racket since he was young.

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Why did the loaf of bread feel insecure?

It felt kneady.

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What does this picture show?

What are the greater graters?

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What is built into the walls at Microsoft headquarters?

Microsoft windows.

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In 1900 two brothers tried to make an airplane, why did they fail?

Because they were the wrong brothers.

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