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Who was Zig Ziglar's brother, and why did they never see each other?

Zag Ziglar, and they were always in opposite places.

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Shane Ronay
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What's happening here?

Deliberations in a kangaroo court.

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Shane Ronay
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Which famous explorer invented the golf shirt?

Marco Polo

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call it when someone is envious of another person's ability to be as flexible as Jello?

Jello-sy.

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Yitzchak Berger
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What’s the difference between a hippo and a zippo?

One is really heavy and the other is a little lighter.

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Akiva Lane
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Why doesn't Clark Kent become Superman anymore?

He can't find a telephone booth.

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Shane Ronay
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Why did the luxury home builder use only inexpensive laminate kitchen countertops?

He lost his marbles

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Akiva Lane
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When did the mother of a newborn boy wake up?

At son rise.

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Shane Ronay
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What does Sue do all day?

Sue

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call it when a person wants to jump into a sewer?

Sewer-cide.

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Akiva Lane
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What fish do you find at the bottom of the sea?

Low lifes.

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What does Leonard Bernstein and copper have in common?

They are both good conductors.

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