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What is another name for a car's complete history?

An autobiography.

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Why did Dan double the size of the pockets on his pants?

He was told that to afford everything, he needed deep pockets.

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Does the manufacturer make much money from selling these?

Nah, they make peanuts.

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Why is it difficult to build submarines?

Whatever you build is sub-standard.

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What is a hat made of bottles called?

A bottle cap.

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What is the problem with @, #, %, &, and *?

They think that they are special characters.

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What do you call it when a person wants to jump into a sewer?

Sewer-cide.

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If pro is the opposite of con, what is the opposite of progress?

Congress.

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What is this an example of?

A knee jerk reaction.

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What do athletes and musicians have in common?

They want to make records.

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What are these people doing?

They're getting on board.

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What is the condition called where a person is not allergic to cars?

Auto immune condition.

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