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What is the lesson of daylight savings time?

If clocks can change, so can we.

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What's the motto of a clothing maker that encourages young men to wear vests?

Go vest, young man, go vest.

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When is door not a door?

When it's ajar.

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Why didn't the entrepreneur's projects succeed?

Because they never made cents.

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Are those mooneshiners still in business?

They STILL are.

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What did people call their activity of dashing things over the cliffs onto the rocks 100 yards below?

The hundred yard dash.

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What has four wheels and flies.

A garbage truck.

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What's so special about Willy the window washer?

He never missed work for 37 years - the longest streak ever.

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What can you learn from watching a pear tree grow?

You can learn more about how to pre-pear.

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Did Louie Armstrong enjoy playing the trumpet?

Yes, he enjoyed tooting his own horn.

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How were crews asked to stop construction of this specific hospital?

Please hold the Mayo.

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What kind of tree teaches us about shapes?

Geoma tree.

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