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What is a nickname for pharmacists?

Pharmers.

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How to summarize a person's life after being convicted of a crime?

Con descending.

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What game does this represent?

The rose bowl.

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What type of person uses oxygen bleach to brush his teeth?

An oxymoron

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What is a bathroom called that has no bath?

A bathroom.

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Why was this man being treated intervenously?

He had severe poison i.v.

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Though Joe was a great pitcher, why did he insist on playing other positions on the baseball team?

He didn't want to be pitch-in holed.

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How did Beth feel when she finally found the cover to the pot?

She was relieved that the pot is recovered.

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A tripod.

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Why did Bill buy 2 pieces of chord, and gave one to his girlfriend?

He wanted to tie the knot.

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If the animals on Noah's ark could play musical instruments, what would it be called?

An arkestra.

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What's going on here?

A feeding friendsy.

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