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Why did the general not want to look down at his boots?

He wanted to avoid de feet.

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What is this?

A tripod.

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What is a drug store called that specializes in drugs from vegetables and fish?

Farm and Sea Pharmacy.

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Where does a mountain hiker sleep?

On bedrock.

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What is a machine called that helps bulls go to sleep?

A bull dozer.

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When Jim forgot to wear his watch, and he was asked what time it is, what did he answer?

Off-hand I can't say.

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What is the proper way to greet a hand truck?

Hello dolly!

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Why did Jeff like playing basketball, soccer, and baseball?

When he was doing these activities, he was having a ball.

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Why did the light switch feel ambivalent about the people in the house?

Sometimes it felt turned off.

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What was the runner chasing after?

He was trying to catch his breath.

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What kind of eyes are good for saving money?

Econom eyes.

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What do lawyers do?

They insert and remove claws in clauses.

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