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What do you call a group of crying babies?

A whinery.

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What is a meal eaten by a pilot in a supersonic jet?

Fast food.

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Why didn't Martha like having pet ducks?

She found they weren't what they were quacked up to be.

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Two women named Annette auditioned as flamenco dancers, but the director couldn't decide which to choose. What did he do?

He cast Annettes

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Why were Adam and Eve punished when they ate from the tree of knowledge?

They were told it was a no know.

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Why did the general always have his walking stick with him?

He never made decisions without his staff.

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Why did Avigail get mad when her 10 year old daughter put on lipstick?

Because it made her see red.

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What happened when Sam lost the sheet listing his debits and credits?

He lost his balance.

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Why did the left foot, when it was in back of a person, feel sad?

Because it felt left behind.

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How did Maxine fold up her laptop?

She folded the screen down.

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Where do puns come from?

The funny farm

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Is the legend about how Arthur became king actually true?

Sword of.

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