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What seven letter word for a tree has all 5 vowels?

Sequoia

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What do you call someone who puts together kitchen cabinets?

A counter fitter.

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What did the bike rider say to his friend after smashing into him by mistake?

I didn't expect to run into you here.

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How are kids similar to food?

If you don't care for them when they are fresh, they become spoiled.

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What did Michael Sherlock call the housing development that he built?

Sherlock Homes.

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What do you call a crockpot that is broken?

A crackpot.

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How did Patty feel about her wonderful female cat?

She was purr-fect.

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What is a dehydrating fruit business like?

It's full of hot air.

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If the animals on Noah's ark could play musical instruments, what would it be called?

An arkestra.

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Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself?

Because it was two tired.

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What did the Jones family say after they found their dog named Spot?

We spotted the spot where Spot was, by spotting his spot!

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What kind of pan is very disorganized?

Pan-demonium.

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