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How did Beth feel about all the knots in her hair?

She was knot happy.

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What vegetable did Marty not take onto his sailboat?

Leeks.

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What construction machine is named after a bird?

The crane.

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When you put chili sauce in the refrigerator in Santiago, what does it become?

Chile chilly chili sauce.

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Why did Jill buy a Jiffy car?

Because she wanted to go places and come back in a jiffy.

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In the race, how did the runner's shoes do?

They were all tied.

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What made Ted the Teddy bear so smart?

He really knew his stuff.

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What kind of tea always tells the truth?

Honest Tea.

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Which animal rarely stops talking?

The yak

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What happened when the small dog fell into a large pot of blueberries?

It was berried.

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Why is the name for the animal duck misleading?

Because when a hunter tries to shoots at it, it doesn't duck, it flies away.

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What does Mount Everest and Las Vegas have in common?

They both involve 'to bet'.

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