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What is the most popular being in the sea?

The star fish.

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Why did the general always have his walking stick with him?

He never made decisions without his staff.

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What occurs when the amount of garbage exceeds space in the trash can?

It is beyond the pail.

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How do you summarize the difference between buying in a store or buying on the internet?

You're on line, or you're online.

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What did the doctor say when his nurse said there was a man in the waiting room who was disappearing?

Tell him I can't see him now.

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Why can you get books from a strawberry that doesn't tell the truth?

It's a lie berry.

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What do you call an ant that is good at finance?

An account ant.

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How can you help people who are suspicious?

Change the first letter of suspicious from S to A, to make it auspicious.

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How did this person respond when asked how they're doing?

Doing well, thank you.

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How did France come up with Bastille day, Canada with Canada Day, and the U.S. July the 4th?

They did it Independently.

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Which Einstein idea concerns family relations?

The Theory of Relativity.

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What does a cell phone, a credit card, and a bullfight have it common?

They all involve charging.

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