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What city is known for being nice?

Nice, France.

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What type of person uses oxygen bleach to brush his teeth?

An oxymoron

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What did the new doctor say to the retiring doctor whose practice he bought?

Thanks for your patients.

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Why did Mike buy picture frames?

Someone suggested that he reframe his problems.

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Why did the bear not want to wear shoes?

It couldn't bear not having bare feet.

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How does a skunk know how to release its smell?

It uses its in-stinked.

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What kind of animal tries to keep all the bushes to itself?

A hedgehog.

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Why do shoes sneeze when they get hot?

They become hot-shoes!

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What do cats sing?

Mew sic.

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What is the ability of having nerves of steel called?

Nerve-ana.

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Why did Linda name her dogs Rolex and Timex?

They were her watch dogs.

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What was James Bond's nickname when he travelled a lot?

Vaga Bond

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