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Why did the employee make sure he never signed his name twice?

He was concerned that if he re-signed, he'd be out of a job.

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Which famous explorer invented the golf shirt?

Marco Polo

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What do you call a thief that leaves no clues?

Stainless steal.

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Why did Lisa carry a ball up the hill?

There were so many things she wants to do, and she wanted to get the ball rolling.

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What is the motto of the National Lactose Intolerance Association?

No Whey!

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When Andy gave Meg the engagement ring, what playing card did Meg feel like?

The Queen of Diamonds.

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How did Frank's hitch-hiking trip go?

It went without a hitch.

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What would you name a story about someone took over a singing group?

To acquire a choir.

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What US city has a name similar to this?

Little Rock

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What is the difference between an elevator and an escalator?

An elevator elevates, and an escalator escalates.

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Where did the army put their best soldiers?

On the front lions.

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Who was the head baker to the junior baker?

Her roll model.

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