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What organic compounds are similar to people who like teenagers?

Proteins.

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What's a good career path for those with wit and a command over language?

A pundit.

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What is a movie with singing and dancing cows called?

A moo-sical.

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A tripod.

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In Amanda's school, why didn't the teachers write errors in the margins of the paper?

Because the paper they used had no margin for errors.

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How did Andy feel when the skin doctor cancelled his apppointment?

He felt irritated.

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What is full of holes but still can hold a lot of water?

A sponge.

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Why did Jimmy wonder where the planet Noyd is?

Because his mother said she was a Noyd.

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What are two streams that cross each other called?

Extremes

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What happened when Bob tried hitting a baseball when it was foggy?

He always mist.

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What is a well after the repairman fixes it?

Well adjusted.

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What vegetable makes the most polite request?

Let us.

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