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Shane Ronay
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What did the mother do whose son chewed on an electrical cord?

She grounded him until he conducted himself properly.

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Akiva Lane
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What kind of sea does not tell the truth?

Hypocra-sea.

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Shane Ronay
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Why was running to the grocery store not her first run that morning?

She first ran out of milk.

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Akiva Lane
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What did Marty use as a guide to make decisions?

Ascend if sends a good scent and makes sense.

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Akiva Lane
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What is someone called who can't stop weaving on a loom?

A loomatic.

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Moshe Sherizen
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Why couldn't the leopard play hide and seek?

Because he was always spotted.

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Akiva Lane
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Why was Beverly confused when she got sick?

She caught a cold, and had a fever.

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Akiva Lane
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While building his porch, why was Arnie looking for something called 'scratch'?

Because he was building it from scratch.

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Akiva Lane
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Why was Benjy, who was quite large, like a clock?

His nickname was Big Ben.

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Shane Ronay
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Why did Joe work in a pizza shop?

He kneaded the dough.

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Shane Ronay
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Why don't gluten-free people consume wheat?

It goes against their grain.

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Shane Ronay
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Which fruit has a Y chromosome?

BOYSenberries

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