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What do you say to a dog when you give it a bone to chew on?

Bone appetit.

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What letter is good for a cough?

T

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What do you call software whose sales are flat?

Flatware

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Which business finds emergency replacement musicians?

Band Aid

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What were the Smiths not concerned with?

Keeping up with the Joneses.

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Is getting close to cousins important?

Yes, its relatively important.

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Why do UN ambassadors stay so healthy?

Diplomatic Immunity

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How did the 2 robbers work together?

They would co-robberate.

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What did the magician do when he was very tired?

He drank coffee, and that did the trick.

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How does a doctor thank someone for referrals?

Thank you for your patients.

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Why do shoes sneeze when they get hot?

They become hot-shoes!

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Why did the mother love carry her child?

She started loving it when she carried him before he was born.

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