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What is a sharp, clever woman called?

A shrewd shrew.

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Which window specialty focuses on commercial accounts?

Pane Management specialists.

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What are events before they unfold?

Folded.

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What word and number indicate the winner of a race?

Won and 1.

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What is similar between the Amazon jungle and tennis?

The Amazon used to have cannibals and tennis has a can of balls.

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What song verses appeal to everyone, and where do they teach this?

Uni-verse, taught in a Uni-verse-ity

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Do people gain weight as they get older?

If they do, it's a waist of time.

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Why do dessert lovers like this airline?

They serve pie in the sky.

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What kind of running results in having less of something?

Running out of something.

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Which part of the world do people contract mild forms of amnesia?

Micronesia

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How do you describe a bar that got bad reviews?

The booze got boos.

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How did the Teddy Bear feel after dinner?

It felt stuffed.

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