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Why should one take colitis seriously?

It could lead to a semi-colon.

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Why did Jimmy wonder where the planet Noyd is?

Because his mother said she was a Noyd.

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What did Betty call the fish meals that she loved eating?

Delicious fishes.

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Which type of make-up remover is used by all genders?

Withdrawing an apology

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What is it called when fishermen connect their nets together to catch fish?

An internet.

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What is the name of the rock band that sings about failure?

Rock Bottom

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Where do fish learn what they know?

In schools of fish.

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What do you say when you have trouble opening a jar of sesame paste?

Open sesame.

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What vegetable is like a group that asks permission?

Let us.

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What happens if someone accidently drank hair coloring?

They could dye.

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How did Sam's parents react when he threw the cereal in the garbage without eating it.

They said he was a cereal killer.

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If there was an earthquake in California, who would be blamed?

People would probably say it was San Andreas fault.

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