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What did the artist do before he made a sculpture of a person's head?

He had to plan a head.

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Why did Betty look for someone who loves ceilings?

She thought it would be cool if she got a ceiling fan.

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How could Ami know for sure there was an odor in the room?

She just nose.

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Why do internet browsers tend to gain weight?

They use cookies.

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How did Fred feel when he opened the cupboard and a glass jar fell on his head?

He found it very jarring.

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Are the Facebook office buildings physical?

Yes, but they are also Meta physical.

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How do you talk to a pigeon?

Using pidgin English.

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What type of person uses oxygen bleach to brush his teeth?

An oxymoron

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What do you call a hippie who is a phony?

A hippie-crit.

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What did Bob have to decide when someone insulted him before he boarded the plane at the airport?

Fight or flight.

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How does one refer to the hallways at mental institutions?

Psycho paths.

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What is this street called?

A bull-evard.

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