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What are French sandals called?

Phillipe Phellop

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Which division of a hospital has the best patient supervision?

The "I see you" (ICU)

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Why didn't the small hotel want to let the motorcycle gang stay there?

The youth hostel didn't want hostile youth.

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How do gold miners carry away their gold?

In gold man sacks.

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What is the annual football game for plumbers?

The Toilet Bowl.

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'Mer' in French means the sea. Why didn't Jules want to visit the sea at night?

That would be a night mer.

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What is it called when a mystic is hopeful about the future?

Opti-mistic.

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Why don't vegetarian's fight with each other?

Because they don't want to have a beef with each other.

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Why did the writer visit the U.S. Mint?

To coin a phrase.

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What did Jimmy say when he couldn't go out to play because it was raining?

When it rains, it bores.

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What is it called when musicians play their instruments together in their cars?

A traffic jam.

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Why was Alan not sure he liked playing trumpet in the band?

Because afterwards he felt like he blew it.

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