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Why did Max keep a safe in his house?

Everyone was telling him 'Keep safe'.

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Why was Bill on the lookout for turnips?

He didn't know when they might turn up.

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Why did the ant and the antelope like each other?

Because they were on the same page.

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Why didn't Maxine want to charge the lightbulb with a saltwater battery?

She didn't want it to be charged with salt and battery.

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Matt Weiss
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Why is it hard to trust a staircase?

It's always up to something.

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What did Matt Silver call his new software company?

Silver Ware.

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Why did Billy ask his father to take a baseball bat and a bird to the baseball game?

Because he liked bat man and robin.

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What's in back of the back of a person?

The front of the person.

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What did Marty use as a guide to make decisions?

Ascend if sends a good scent and makes sense.

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Shane Ronay
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Where do gardeners love to shop?

Bloomingdales

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What is a book called that is a collection of reviews about the movie Psycho?

Psycho Analysis

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What do you call a daisy with a bad sense of balance?

A whoopsie daisy.

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