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Why did Betty buy a very large plate?

Because she had so many things on her plate.

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How did the wife tell her husband she was expecting triplets?

She began with a pregnant pause.

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Why is being a cloud seeder such an easy job?

They just shoot the breeze all day long.

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What is it called when people hold that only their belief system is valid?

Pious bias.

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What part of a car is similar to the drawer with plastic gloves?

The glove compartment.

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What did the king's wife say to the king?

Reign, dear.

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What is the status of one's yard after cleaning up after the dog?

It's dooty-free.

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What do you call a bar that serves chocolate?

A chocolate bar.

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What is happening here?

He's checking his bill for web service.

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What is not a nice way to describe how one's vacuum cleaner works?

It sucks!

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When Mitchel lost money in a risky investment, why did he feel like his clean suit?

Because they had both been taken to the cleaners.

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How did Joe feel when he realized how much money he could have saved with a more fuel-efficient car?

He felt fuelish.

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