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How did the baseball player feel about baseballs that land close to home plate?

He felt they were hitting too close to home.

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What do you call it when a person wants to jump into a sewer?

Sewer-cide.

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What starts with P and ends with E and has thousands of letters.

Post Office.

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What is the motto of the National Lactose Intolerance Association?

No Whey!

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What is the difference between a person deciding what to eat, and then eating it?

The first step is to choose, and then he chews.

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What does Leonard Bernstein and copper have in common?

They are both good conductors.

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How did worms get onto Noah's ark?

They came in pears.

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Why did Jim want to be a farmer?

He thought he would dig it.

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How do you describe professional athletes?

They are pro-active.

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What do you call lox served in an apartment?

Pad lox.

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What was Salvador Dali's favorite breakfast?

Surreal

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How did the 2 robbers work together?

They would co-robberate.

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