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How did the hardware store advertise hammers that break easily?

They are unbeatable.

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Shane Ronay
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P.T. Barnum was right...

There is a sucker born every minute.

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Shane Ronay
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What do you call a one-legged hippo?

A hoppo

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Shane Ronay
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Which type of beer takes longer to make than other beers?

Lager

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Akiva Lane
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What scoring system is used for the sport of curling?

Curl marks.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did the painting need to rest?

Because after a long day, it was fading.

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call a Polish person who is fishing?

A fishing Pole.

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Shane Ronay
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Why does this horse always give leg cramps to its riders?

His name is Charley.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did the mathematician plant an apple tree?

He knew how to multiply, so in addition he wanted to be fruitful.

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Shane Ronay
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What is this?

A picture worth a thousand words.

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Dovid Lane
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What is the art section of Marshall's department store called?

Marshall Arts.

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Akiva Lane
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Why are rock bands from Finland kosher?

They have Finns and scales.

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