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What kind of scientist studies bubbles?

A fizz-a-cist.

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Why did the seven dwarves have to go to work every day?

They explain it in their song, 'I owe, I owe, it's off to work we go".

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Is there general agreement that people are born with a desire to take whatever they want?

A greed.

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How did the conversation go between a patient and the doctor who wanted him to cut down on mayonnaise?

Mayonnaise? No you may not.

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Why did the Mexican man take anti-anxiety medication?

For hispanic attacks.

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What was James Bond's nickname when he travelled a lot?

Vaga Bond

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Now that the Peter bought a dairy farm, what will he do with it?

He'll milk it for all its worth.

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Why was a homeless man invited to join the London Symphony Orchestra??

They needed someone to play an 'oboe'.

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What is a good name for a very aggressive soda can?

Ghengiz Can.

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How did Billy feel when the cookies got smashed?

He felt crummy.

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How are governments sometimes similar to sunglasses?

Both of them can be polarized.

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How valuable was the motel that Nancy inherited from her uncle?

It was Inn valuable.

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