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Why is Ilan Musk very interested in learning about people who live in marshes?

Because they are marshans.

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What does Sue do all day?

Sue

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Why is the name for the animal duck misleading?

Because when a hunter tries to shoots at it, it doesn't duck, it flies away.

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Why did Olivia avoid eating almonds, cashews, and pecans?

Because they were nuts.

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What do you call a store that sells candy and serves liquor?

A candy bar.

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Why was the carpet depressed?

It felt a lack of respect because everyone walked all over it.

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If a calculator falls and cracks, can you still use it?

Sometimes, but you can't count on it.

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What is similar between slamming on the car brakes and baseball?

They both have a short stop.

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Is it good to save your pennies?

It makes cents.

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When Bob went camping, why did he avoid touching the tents?

He didn't want to feel tents.

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What do you say when something valuable falls into a well by mistake?

Oh, well.

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What is another name for a florist?

A petal pusher

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