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What happens if you ask your builder not to carpet the steps in your house?

He'll give you a blank stair.

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Akiva Lane
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Why is the name for the animal duck misleading?

Because when a hunter tries to shoots at it, it doesn't duck, it flies away.

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How did the rose deal with the challenges of life?

It always rose to the occasion.

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Why did Beth wonder if her husband had any thoughts in his head?

Because so often she felt that he acted in a way that was thoughtless.

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Shane Ronay
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How did the honor student fail his Logic course?

He was being unreasonable.

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Shaya Dubin
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Why didn't the cat go to the doctor?

It was feline fine.

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What happened when Anne went to the used watch store to fix her watch?

She got a second hand second hand.

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When the Jacob's family made a home movie, why did they include eating hotdogs at the barbecue?

The hotdogs were perfect for the role.

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Why did Fred buy stock in the perfume company?

The way they made cents from their scents made sense.

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Why didn't Bill like going to malls?

He felt that if you see one, you see the mall.

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Even though Julie loved history, why did she choose not be a historian?

There was no future in it.

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How is a bird similar to the wife of a miser?

They both go 'cheap, cheap'.

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