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If a King sleeps on a kingsize mattress, and a Queen sleeps on a queensize mattress, what does a Prince sleep on?

An heir mattress.

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What is this?

It's a lap top.

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Why did the spoiled child want to become a stage designer?

He liked making a scene.

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What does this represent?

Making N's meet.

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Why was Amanda surprised that this perfume was so expensive?

She was told it was worth a red scent.

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What do you call a scientist whose funding got taken away?

A mad scientist.

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What is someone who can keep a secret called?

A secretary.

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How did Martha feel about going back to work on Monday?

It was a weak day.

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What's does track & field have in common with a Polish bank?

They both have Pole vaults.

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What was Edith's reaction to reading the book on anti-gravity?

She couldn't put it down.

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Why did Sunil move away from Delhi?

He found it full of baloney.

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What do you say to a friend who is trying to uproot a tree

I'm rooting for you.

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