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What bird should learn better manners in terms of how to treat others?

The mockingbird.

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How did the writer feel when his books were no longer cited?

He felt ex-cited.

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What is it called when parents provide good guidance for their children?

Power steering.

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What happened when the small dog fell into a large pot of blueberries?

It was berried.

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What phrase both applies and does not apply to the Titanic?

"Icy" does apply. 'I see" does not apply.

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Why did Joe find it difficult to invest his money?

Because to him it didn't make cents.

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Why did it often rain when Bill was thinking with deep concentration?

Because he was brainstorming.

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What is the motto of someone who eats just a little too much?

Eat, drink, and be merry, for tomorrow we diet.

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In what direction do people clean?

They clean up.

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How did Martha feel when she cut her vegetables into very small pieces?

Grate.

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What happened when the electrician found his mind wandering?

He had a very shocking experience.

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What did the woman do who got sick from the sushi restaurant?

She sued sushi.

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