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What is 100-proof Wild Turkey?

Seeing a wild turkey with your own eyes.

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Why is this wild cat upset?

He was told that cheetahs never prosper.

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Why did Arthur try to convince his wife that money was very much in style?

Because she was spending it like it was going out of style.

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What do you call someone who is an expert at choosing clocks for counter-tops?

Counter clock wise.

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Why doesn't Superman go out after dark when he visits Krypton, Kentucky?

Because then it's Krypton night.

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What is a dog called that swims back and forth in a pool?

A lap dog.

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What kind of carrots are worth their weight in gold?

24 karats.

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What was Maxine's reaction when the website asked her to refresh her internet browser?

She found that it was a refreshing experience.

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What do you call an Arabic Elvis impersonator?

Amal Shookup

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How do patrons locate a Greek restaurant when their GPS isn't working?

They use a gyro-scope

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What has one eye, no mouth, and everyone agrees that it always makes a good point.

A needle.

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What is another name for a florist?

A petal pusher

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