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What happened to Bill's plan to see everyone as a 10 out of 10 in all areas?

He found it untenable.

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What is ironic about taking the apple on the left?

After you take it, the other one is left.

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What do you call someone who puts together kitchen cabinets?

A counter fitter.

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What do those who negotiate atomic non-proliferation treaties study?

Nuclear Medicine

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What aunt disagrees about everything?

Aunt Tithesis

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When Alan was arrested, why couldn't he accept invitations?

He was fully booked.

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What ring weight absolutely nothing?

The ring tone of a phone.

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Why did the kleptomaniac go to the doctor?

He wanted to know what he could take for his condition.

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What animal got kicked out of school?

The cheetah.

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What US President had the most clothes to clean?

Washington.

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How do you wake up bread?

You make it rise.

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What kind of food is very good for teenagers?

Pro Teen.

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