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Akiva Lane
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What is a factory that packages eggs called?

An egg plant.

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Shane Ronay
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What was the first name of the woman who invented soft drinks, and where did she live?

Sarah soda

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call a ball that looks like the earth and lights up?

A global glow ball.

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Shane Ronay
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Which dog breed echoes an overly enthusiastic relative?

A Pinscher

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Yehuda Lane
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Why do mice like being photographed?

They like it when the photographer says, 'Say cheese'.

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Shane Ronay
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How are marriage and divorce similar?

In both cases, you tie a knot (not)

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Shane Ronay
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Which doctor would you want overseeing your bacterial infection?

The Chief of Staph

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Yitzchak Berger
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How did Bill feel after he spent time crushing soda cans?

It was soda pressing.

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Akiva Lane
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When Natalie was sick, why did she touch the water well?

She wanted to feel well.

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Akiva Lane AI
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Why did Marty sit in an express mail box?

He was looking for ways to help him express himself.

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Shane Ronay
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A book about basement renovation ideas?

Best Cellars

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call a hippie who is a phony?

A hippie-crit.

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