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Why did Bill avoid using sucking candies?

He didn't want to be considered a sucker.

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What happened when the paint Jerry took spilled on his hands?

He was caught red handed.

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How do you compare baseball, bowling, and unions?

Baseball: 3 strikes=out, Bowling: 12 strikes= perfect game, Union: strikes are unlimited.

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What did the man's wife say when he woke up hung over, after a party?

She asked what was "ale"ing him.

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What runs but stays in the same place?

A nose, a watch, and a faucet.

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What are magazines called that agree with the viewpoint of Donald Trump?

MAGA zines.

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Where do people in Slepe, England go at night?

They go to Slepe.

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When Joe visited Alaska, how did he respond when he was told 'Be careful about the grizzly bears'.

He said, "I'll bear that in mind".

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Why did Phil stop turning around?

Because every time he turned around, another year went by.

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What is a newspaper that puts you asleep called?

The snooze news.

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Why did Fred always cut into lines?

Because his doctor said he should lose wait.

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What happens to dairy cows when they die?

They get CREAMated.

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