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What is the status of one's yard after cleaning up after the dog?

It's dooty-free.

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What is exercizing at home called?

The home stretch.

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Why did the small pail go to the doctor?

Because it was a little pale.

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What was Bill's reaction when he found a hole in the wall of the outhouse?

"I need that like a hole in the head'.

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How did the 2 robbers work together?

They would co-robberate.

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Why did the athlete go into the recording studio?

He wanted to make records.

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To measure the size of a bagel, how much of the bagel do you include?

You include the whole.

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How do you describe a mediocre seamstress?

A so-so sew-sew.

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What part of the body do military people try to avoid?

De feet.

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How did this person respond when asked how they're doing?

Doing well, thank you.

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What do you call an ant that is good at finance?

An account ant.

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What seven letter word for a tree has all 5 vowels?

Sequoia

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