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Who was Zig Ziglar's brother, and why did they never see each other?

Zag Ziglar, and they were always in opposite places.

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What do you call a Z that lost its mind?

A cra-Z.

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Why didn't Bill talk about his skin rash?

It was a senstive topic.

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How did Jack learn to give himself a haircut?

He knew it off the top of his head.

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When Alan was arrested, why couldn't he accept invitations?

He was fully booked.

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Why don't red and blue get along with each other?

They are on different wavelengths.

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Why did Marsha like to read on the steps of the NY Public Library?

She believed that for meaning, you have to read between the lions.

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What do baseball players do if they feel bad they didn't win the Pennant race?

They do Pennants Penance.

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What bidding in the bridge card game do Democrats like?

No trump.

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Why did Joe use so much weather stripping?

He opposed the draft.

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What is it called when a lawyer brings a lawsuit in relation to a legal case?

A suit case.

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What is the time called after mailing a letter?

Post post.

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