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How did Martha react when she saw that her bank account went from minus to plus?

She saw it as a good sign.

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What is a good name for a store that sells sofas?

Sofa so good.

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What can you say about someone who travels with light beams stored in jars?

He packs light.

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Why did the manager buy wrapping paper?

At the end of meetings he wanted to wrap up the meetings.

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Which architecture style was used for the new personalized learning center?

Modern Tudor

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Why was the chef in the Italian restaurant so smart?

He really knew how to use his noodles.

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What color learns a lot by reading books?

Red

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How did the honor student fail his Logic course?

He was being unreasonable.

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How do you describe when someone eats too much too fast?

Haste makes waist.

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What did the Jones family say after they found their dog named Spot?

We spotted the spot where Spot was, by spotting his spot!

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How did the Head of Engineering at MIT get his job?

By being a roads scholar

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What does this picture represent?

Mind over matter.

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