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What does an air conditioner and a hair conditioner have in common?

They both can make you feel cool.

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Why did Fred often touch the four quarters he kept in his pocket?

To remind himself that sometimes change is hard.

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What is this university's sister-school?

Death Valley Tech.

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If you formed some herbs into a small submarine, what would be the result?

A suburb.

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Why is it important to review a subject before taking a test?

Because then what you knew is re-knewed.

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What is a movie about the letter O called?

The Vide-O's.

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What's happening here?

Deliberations in a kangaroo court.

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What happens to one's ability to walk after 8 drinks?

The results are staggering.

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What does getting up in the morning have to do with Newton's laws of motion?

A body at rest tends to stay at rest.

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When is a hot cup cold?

When there isn't something hot in it.

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What is the medical department at Google called?

Google Docs.

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What do all these people have in common?

They're having a ball.

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