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Will the door squeak when it's opened and closed?

That hinges on whether it is oiled.

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What is a noun that makes money?

A pro noun.

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What is store that sells phones called?

A sell phone store.

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What was Genghis Kahn's attitude that made him successful?

He was Kahn-fident.

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What is a machine called that helps bulls go to sleep?

A bull dozer.

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Why shouldn't you tell secrets in a farmer's field?

Because potatoes have eyes, corn has ears, and the beanstalk.

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What helps traction in marriage?

Attraction.

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Why was the steam iron that had very little water very tired?

It was running out of steam.

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What is the vegetable of choice for most percussionists?

Beets, of course.

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In what direction do people clean?

They clean up.

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What is it called when people make big letters on the ground?

Typography topography.

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If a staircase gave birth to a boy, what would it be?

A stepson.

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