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How to properly refer to someone convicted for illegally texting?

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What type of log is slow and delayed?

The back-log.

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Why did Evelyn go to only one store in the mall?

She felt: You see one, you see the mall.

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What is someone called who tunes the instruments for an opera house?

An opera tunist.

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Why did the mint chocolate candies look so fresh and clean?

Because they were in mint condition.

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How did diners at the Chinese restaurant react to the LED lighting?

They asked if they could Dim Sum.

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How do spiders find food to eat?

They look on the web.

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Why did King Midas make a well?

He thought, I might as well.

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Why was WC Fields not very popular in England?

Because of his first initials.

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How did cell phones get their name?

Because if we're not careful, they can imprison us.

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What special symbol weighs more than any other?

The pound.

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What famous saying does this represent?

Two bees or not two bees.

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