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What did Betty call the fish meals that she loved eating?

Delicious fishes.

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How do you teach a rope?

You pull on it until it becomes tight, and then it becomes taught.

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What is happening here?

The ketchup is trying to catch up.

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How did Sandra feel about half the numbers when she was learning arithmetic?

She thought they were odd.

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What did the salad dressing say when someone opened the refrigerator door?

Close the door, I'm dressing.

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Which city do the inhabitants rarely need an alarm clock?

Waco, Texas

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Why was the chef in the Italian restaurant so smart?

He really knew how to use his noodles.

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Where you can get chicken broth in bulk?

The stock market

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How did Mr. and Mrs. Jones feel about their tax bill?

They felt under attacks.

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Why was Timmy destined to become a tennis pro?

He raised a racket since he was young.

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How would you describe this?

Spring is in the air.

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What is the motto of the factory that makes canned food?

We can!

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