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Why was the vegetarian disappointed at the dinner party?

He thought sweetbreads came from a bakery.

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Akiva Lane
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Why do you have to be very careful after drinking water?

Because after you drink it, it's drunk.

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Shane Ronay
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Why do some major in Hospitality Management?

To learn the inns and outs of the subject.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did the factory that made car transmissions have problems?

Because their assembly line was make-shift.

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Akiva Lane
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How did Sandra feel about half the numbers when she was learning arithmetic?

She thought they were odd.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Lucy buy poppies from the florist?

It was Father's Day, and she bought flowers for her pop.

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Shane Ronay
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What are the odds that this man will slim down?

A fat chance.

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Akiva Lane
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What is the space over a spinning top called?

It's over the top.

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Akiva Lane
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What did the circus do to the trapeze artist who wasn't performing well?

It suspended him.

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Akiva Lane AI
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What is a rebellious tick called?

A heretic.

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Why did Jeff start rope climbing?

He wanted to learn the ropes.

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Akiva Lane AI
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What does a faucet, a clock, and an athlete have in common?

The are all running.

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