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Why did the army's mortar shells keep falling out?

They were dealing with a loose canon.

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What type of approach do burrowing animals take when designing their living quarters?

Holistic

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What was the plastic's response when the steel suggested that they get together?

I'm flexible.

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Why was the young mathematician encouraged when computing the formula of circles?

He was told it was easy as pi.

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What happens to old auto mechanics?

They just re-tire.

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How do you describe pulling a penny out of the sewer?

The ascent of a cent with a scent.

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What kind of phone do prisoners use?

Cell phones.

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What can you say about someone who wanted something for a long time?

The longing was long.

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What happened when the skunk hurt his nose?

It didn't smell anymore.

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What is similar between IDIOM and IDIOT

Both have 5 letters, begin with IDI, and are hard to understand.

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Did Billy wake up very early to join his friends in the camping trip?

Yes, he rose to the occasion.

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What is Martha's parrot's name, if its second name is Esther?

Polly Esther.

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