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Why didn't Martha mind that she had a run in her stockings?

She figured it didn't really matter in the long run.

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Shane Ronay
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What items does someone most need to weather an emergency?

Staples

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Akiva Lane
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What is the shadow of peapod called?

A podcast.

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Since Jill was on a diet, why was she concerned that the math problems on the test were too easy?

Because they were a piece of cake.

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How valuable was the motel that Nancy inherited from her uncle?

It was Inn valuable.

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Why don't elephants get upset very often?

They have thick skin.

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Why is it so easy to feel relaxed while using the internet?

Because so many websites have 'dot calm' in their name.

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Dovid Lane
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What was David doing in the room?

He was room-inating.

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Why did Barry's tongue hurt so much?

Each time he felt like saying something wrong, he bit his tongue.

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Akiva Lane
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How did the hardware store advertise hammers that break easily?

They are unbeatable.

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Akiva Lane
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What interpersonal skill is named after a Greek legend?

Apollo gize.

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What are ticks called that live in a parrot's feathers?

Polly Ticks

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