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Akiva Lane
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What cosmetics does a woman wear when she wants to end an argument?

Make up make-up.

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Shane Ronay
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This animal is a practical joker.

He just got his friend's goat.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Olivia put on a hat whenever she wanted to keep a secret?

Because she had to keep the secret under her hat.

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Akiva Lane
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What is a policeman called when he's sleeping in bed?

An undercover cop.

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Yitzchak Berger
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What do you call someone who puts together kitchen cabinets?

A counter fitter.

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Akiva Lane
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If you can get 100 somethings for a penny today, how sure can you be that this will be the price tomorrow?

One hundred per cent.

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Akiva Lane
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What fish is married to an uncle?

Aunt Chovies

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Martha feel so tired, that she felt like the back of a car?

She was exhausted, and two tired.

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Shane Ronay
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How did the Mexican "Uno Dos" bandits get their name?

They'd leave without a "tres".

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Moshe Sherizen
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What season is it when you are on a trampoline?

Spring time.

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Shane Ronay
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What happens when a hit ball that collides with a bird?

It's ruled a fowl ball

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Akiva Lane
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How were the untied shoes feeling?

They were fit to be tied.

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