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What do you say to a bowl of kidney beans when you haven't eaten them for a while?

Where have you bean?

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What does getting up in the morning have to do with Newton's laws of motion?

A body at rest tends to stay at rest.

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What did the plate say to the food?

The meal is on me.

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What kind of ships requires at least 2 people to navigate?

A relationship and a friendship.

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Why do violinists put rosin on their violin bows?

It makes the violins rosin-ate.

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What is this picture saying?

Crime is out of the question.

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How did the can opener get its name?

Because it 'can' open things.

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What does this represent?

The splitting of the the red sea.

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What do you call a public bathroom where people talk about politics?

A political potty.

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How are governments sometimes similar to sunglasses?

Both of them can be polarized.

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What do you call noodles that are very fresh?

New-dles

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Why did bill choose gastroenterology as a medical specialty?

He had a gut feeling.

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