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Two women named Annette auditioned as flamenco dancers, but the director couldn't decide which to choose. What did he do?

He cast Annettes

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What did the publishing company name itself that set up shop in an old basketball court?

Full Court Press.

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What did the Mayor say when the workers put street signs upside down?

This is not a good sign.

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What kind of scientist studies bubbles?

A fizz-a-cist.

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How did the lawyers refer to the case of the pillow company being sued?

The pillow case.

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What did the miner say when he discovered gold?

It's mine!

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What spice doesn't need an expiration date?

Thyme.

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What do the words pigment, canvas, and paintbrush all have in common?

They are all terms of art.

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What are the most active two letters?

BZ

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What do you call online support for barbers?

Eclips

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Why did the shoes cross the road?

Because the chicken was wearing them.

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What do you call an Arabic Elvis impersonator?

Amal Shookup

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