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What do animals and coins have in common?

They both have heads and tails.

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Why do the Polish not force their cuisine on others?

They figure it's their pierogi-tive.

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How are banks like trees?

They both have branches.

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Where can one find the best selection of ties?

Thailand

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What is this fooseball player in need of?

Plastic Surgery

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What is this?

B4 before B4.

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Why did the police enter the comedy club?

The comedian was a riot.

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What is it called when the earth shakes around a duck farm?

An earth quack.

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Why did Joe race Fred to the punch-bowl at the party?

He wanted to beat him to the punch.

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What happened to the lawyer who spent too much time drinking at the bar?

He was dis-barred.

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Why dosn't Andrea like eating old mint candy?

Her one requirement is that they must be in mint condition.

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Why did the blues band remind Bob of his days hunting whales?

The wailing reminded him of whaling.

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