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Why did the guy on a date bring an elephant with him?

He wanted to have appeal.

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What did the miner say when he discovered gold?

It's mine!

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What do you call a date to make sure a person is right for you?

Validate.

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What does this represent?

Too much of a good thing.

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How do telephone operators work together?

They co-operate.

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What was Bill's reaction when he got hit in the head with a can of soda?

He felt lucky it was a soft drink.

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What did the long catepillar say to its friends when it was becoming a butterfly?

See you in a while, I won't be long.

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Why do some of these specific instruments look different from the others?

They're members of the opposite sax.

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What do athletes and musicians have in common?

They want to make records.

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Why was the nurse pleased to immunize this boy?

Because she was giving him her best shot.

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What do psychologists and accountants both say?

It's important to be positive.

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What is similar between certain blood types and a spelling error?

One is a type-O, and the other is a typo.

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