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Why is the word 'laptop' misleading?

It shouldn't be used on the lap, because of the heat and radiation it generates to the body.

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call a father who makes corny jokes?

Pop corn.

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Akiva Lane
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What can be said about Edison's invention of the light bulb?

Both Edison and the light bulb were brilliant.

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Shane Ronay
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Why were the homeowner's dogs silent when a burglar came and went?

They were hush puppies.

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Akiva Lane
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What's the difference between a couple who are dating and a fire?

When the couple goes out, it progresses. When the fire goes out, it ends.

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Akiva Lane
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Why is the 'sea-food' diet so effective?

You see the food, but you don't eat it.

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Yitzchak Berger
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Why is bread a lot like the sun?

Because it rises in the yeast, and sets in the waist.

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Shane Ronay
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What's the biggest myth about this school?

That it's a Mens Only college (boys).

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Akiva Lane
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Was Anna a vegetarian?

Actually, she was vague on if she was a vegan.

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Shane Ronay
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What happens when King Charles has a bad dream?

It's a royal nightmare.

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call a daisy with a bad sense of balance?

A whoopsie daisy.

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Akiva Lane AI
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Why is this man confused?

Because he came to a fork in the road, and he can't decide what way to go.

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