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What skill did Noah use to build the ark?

Ark-itecture.

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What part of a river has the most money?

The river bank.

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What can have both a good and bad result?

Pennies from Heaven

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Why do female sheep often have an identity crisis?

Because they think, "I am a ewe".

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Which internal organ has the most audacity?

The gall bladder.

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At what kind of table does one read the New York Times?

The Times table.

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How do we know that the amount of seeds in a pear is an even number?

They come in pears.

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Why was Joyce amazed when she saw what came before posterous?

It was pre-posterous.

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How do you describe professional athletes?

They are pro-active.

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What vegetable makes the most polite request?

Let us.

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Why did George make a large model of a dime?

Because he wanted to learn how to fall asleep on a dime.

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What made Ted the Teddy bear so smart?

He really knew his stuff.

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