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Akiva Lane
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What do you call a costume made up of sun, moon, and stars?

The disguise is the skies.

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Shane Ronay
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What are these?

Cocoa Nuts

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Shane Ronay
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Why did the graffiti artist stop before he was arrested for vandalism?

He read the writing on the wall.

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Akiva Lane
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What did Mr. Cow say to Mrs. Cow when it started pouring rain?

I Noah ark we can use.

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Shane Ronay
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What is the term for a relapse of influenza?

Deja Flu

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Akiva Lane
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Do horse's owners put a lot in a horse's mouth?

No, just a little bit.

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Akiva Lane
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What is confusing about alarms that get activated?

Do alarms go off, or do they go on?

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Akiva Lane
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When do parents feel that they aren't parenting enough?

When - in relation to their kids - they feel only 'parenthetical'.

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Akiva Lane
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How can you hold air?

By holding your breath.

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Shane Ronay
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Why is this bandwagon no longer in use?

Too many people were jumping on it.

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Matt Weiss
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What was the result that friends Juan and Amal were always together?

When you saw Juan, you saw Amal.

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Akiva Lane
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How did Angela feel when she saw a rattlesnake in the park?

She felt rattled.

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