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How did the community feel that after all the planning, the new hospital was finally being built?

It was a ground-breaking event.

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Why did Billy find it so easy to climb walls?

Because he was so off the wall.

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What do you call shoes made of banana peels?

A pair of slippers.

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What are some things a person can do if they are stuck thinking about the past?

The can buy 'presents' for other people, or go to a river and look at the 'current'.

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Why do UN ambassadors stay so healthy?

Diplomatic Immunity

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Why did the manager buy wrapping paper?

At the end of meetings he wanted to wrap up the meetings.

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What part of the day has the most Ning?

More Ning.

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Why did the leopard go the empty parking lot and go from one parking space to another?

It wanted to prove wrong those said it couldn't change its spots.

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What invention lets you look through a wall?

A window.

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What did Arnie lose, that made him unable to speak?

He lost his voice.

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Why did the family's credit card debt get so large that they had to file for bankrupcy?

Because it was a house of cards.

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What does the word 'avoidable' mean?

It's what a bull fighter tries to do.

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