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How did Joe feel when he met with a lot of his friends and family?

Joe + you + us = joyous.

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What day do armies go off to battle?

March forth.

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Why was Linda afraid of using Chapstick?

Her pharmacist said it was lip bomb.

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Did you hear about the lawsuit between NBA players and the league?

It was a basket case.

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What does a surfer and new employee have in common?

They are both involved with on-boarding.

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What kind of horse involves aching muscles?

A charlie horse.

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Why do female sheep often have an identity crisis?

Because they think, "I am a ewe".

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What psychiatric tool is similar the noses of hippies?

Hip noses.

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Why did the seven dwarves have to go to work every day?

They explain it in their song, 'I owe, I owe, it's off to work we go".

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Why did Arlene bring lipstick and eye shadow to school?

She had a make-up exam.

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Rock and roll.

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What is it called when people talk about their disagreements?

The disgust is discussed.

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