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Did Dan overcome his fears and go in the hot air balloon?

Yes, he rose to the occasion.

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Why was the lady afraid to get her head measured at sea?

She was afraid of cap sizing.

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Why was Betty so surprised when a blue car drove up and her friend stepped out?

Because it came out of the blue.

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Why was Bobby's mother concerned with he came home from school with this sheet of paper?

He came home with a black 'i'.

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What does a duck wear to his wedding?

A ducksedo.

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What happend when Max tripped over the boxes of glass jars?

He found it jarring.

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How did Jim express that he wasn't against learning poetry?

I'm not averse to learning a verse.

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It's a reddish radish in a red dish.

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How did Linda react when she saw that her bank balance started with a minus sign?

She thought it was a bad sign.

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How do we know that Sinatra only took local streets?

It was "My way", or the highway.

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Why did the unemployed actor break his leg?

He wanted to be in a cast.

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Why is it difficult to build submarines?

Whatever you build is sub-standard.

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