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What happens to old Texas Rangers who can no longer serve?

They become de-ranged

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Why are taking good notes like a beautiful June day?

They summerize.

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Why did Bill bring money to bed?

Because he had been sleeping poorly.

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How did President Johnson always know the right thing to say?

A little Birdie told him.

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In what part of our head might there be praying going on all the time?

In our temples.

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What course does a punster take to go from making bad to good puns?

End o'cringe-ology

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Why is the Pillsbury doughboy a hippie?

He's a flour child.

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What two letters are used to make a spreadsheet?

XL

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How did the tycoon ask his architect to design a modest home?

He said, "Don't mansion it".

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Is there anything absolute about families?

It's all relative.

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How did Matt and Milly Preiss describe their successful day of parachute jumping?

The Preiss's fell down to earth.

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What did Fred say when the computer store added memory to his laptop?

Thanks for the memories.

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