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How did the rock group debase themselves?

By firing their bass player.

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What happens when military officers attend a party?

They order everyone "a round".

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Akiva Lane
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Why is it best to avoid jealousy?

Because it ends with lousy.

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What is the art section of Marshall's department store called?

Marshall Arts.

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What did Billy call the money he made from selling thumb tacks?

Income tacks.

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What is more minute than a minute?

A second.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Mr. & Mrs. Bear get divorced?

They couldn't bear each other anymore.

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Why didn't Bill like going to malls?

He felt that if you see one, you see the mall.

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Why is a popsicle made of mist so interesting?

It's mistacle.

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Why was the king nauseous?

Because the people were revolting.

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Why did the woman remove unsightly blood vessels in her legs?

She was vein.

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What is the ring called under a car where the engine engages with the wheel axel?

The engagement ring.

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