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What do you call a young female cow?

Miss Steak.

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What mid-Western US city is named after small apples?

Mini-apples.

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What happened on April 16th and 17th 1986?

This man got his dates mixed up.

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How did Joe feel when he realized how much money he could have saved with a more fuel-efficient car?

He felt fuelish.

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What do you call a father from Iceland?

An ice pop.

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What is the difference between a lawsuit, a birthday, and politics?

A lawsuit has 2 parties, a birthday has 1 party, and politics has many parties.

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Why didn't Beverly believe anything written on the humidifier?

Because it was full of hot air.

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How did Emma feel when she had a dream during a nap that she was elected president?

It felt like a power nap.

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How are computer disk drives different than car traffic?

It's good when disk drives are backed up, but it's not good when traffic is backed up.

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How did the Smith family feel when they spent a lot of money painting their house blue, and they didn't like the color?

They felt they blew it, and they had the blues.

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What do you call an ocean that fools the boats that are on it?

Hypocra Sea.

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What is the plural of why?

Wise.

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