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What was the nickname of 10 year old Beth who was always getting into trouble?

Miss Cheevous

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Which fruit has a Y chromosome?

BOYSenberries

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Why did Marty not want to get rid of his old beat-up car?

Because then he would be wreck-less.

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What kind of doctor is similar to a boring teacher?

An anesthesiologiest - they both put people to sleep.

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What kind of art do father's like?

Pop art.

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Why do people on a roller coaster say 'Weeeeee'?

Because it's more fun when it's done together with others.

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What object sounds like it was stolen, and what object sounds like it has seen a lot?

The lute and the saw.

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What kind of arithmetic did Julius Caesar like?

Divide and conquer.

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What gift does the soccer player not like to receive?

He doesn't like ties, he prefers to get victories.

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What is this man trying to do?

He's trying to make ends meet.

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What do you call an ambulance for alligators?

Gator Aid.

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How is a meal like archery?

It's best when it hits the spot.

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