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What is a person from the planet Noyd?

Annoyed.

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How did Bill lose so much weight?

Whenever he was about to eat - he thought of the word 'weight', and it reminded him to wait.

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Shane Ronay
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Which sea creature is more strange than a platypus?

An odder

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When Arnold found a well full of bees, why did he avoid it?

Because he wanted to be well.

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What vitamin comes from the ocean?

Vitamin Sea.

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What is exercizing at home called?

The home stretch.

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What is the result if you combine a sweet pie and a sharp onion?

You get an O-PI-NION that is both sweet and sharp.

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Why was Betty concerned about people her age?

She felt there was a degeneration among the generation.

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Why do people like peeling their own fruit?

Because if other people peel it, it has less appeal.

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What do you call someone who puts together kitchen cabinets?

A counter fitter.

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What did Bill's therapist say about his putting plus signs in front of all numbers?

He said it was a good sign and a positive development.

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What does the sound of ducks and unsound docs have in common?

They are both quacks.

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