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What 5 one syllable words rhyme and are all dramatic?

Purge, surge, urge, merge, and splurge.

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Why did the manager buy wrapping paper?

At the end of meetings he wanted to wrap up the meetings.

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What is another name for a florist?

A petal pusher

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Where does superman shop for food?

The supermarket.

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What is the room called where people make salad dressings?

The dressing room.

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How do you describe someone in the Middle ages throwing his wig in the air when he inherited money?

The heir threw his hair in the air, and he flipped his wig.

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How do we know that the army of Turkey is brave?

So people know that they are not chicken.

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Why was Bob always looking down at his wife's high heel shoes?

Because he was head over heels over her.

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What is this person doing?

He's really using his noodle.

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When we feel blessed, why do we feel like singing?

Because the word blessing ends with the word sing.

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How did Bill feel after he spent time crushing soda cans?

It was soda pressing.

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How did Bobby feel when he spilled a jar of olive oil on himself in the morning?

It was too oily in the morning.

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