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How is he trying to lose weight by wearing bread on his head?

It's a new loaf hat diet.

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Why was Betty so surprised when a blue car drove up and her friend stepped out?

Because it came out of the blue.

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What's a good career for a Math Major?

An Add Executive

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Who did Yvonne go to in order to take care of her eye tic?

A tic doc.

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What can you say about a person who as an acute sense of smell?

He nose alot.

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What do luggage stores, elephants, cars, and trees have in common?

They all have trunks.

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Why did Bob feel uncomfortable buying puppets from the puppet store?

He always felt there were strings attached.

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Why should one take colitis seriously?

It could lead to a semi-colon.

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Why did Mother Goose's child stay home from school?

It was a lame duck.

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When the tree was cut down, why did it not know how to react?

It was stumped.

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What do you call it when someone is envious of another person's ability to be as flexible as Jello?

Jello-sy.

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Which type of vehicle transports a person to the doctor when he hurts his foot?

A toe truck.

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