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What do you call a daisy with a bad sense of balance?

A whoopsie daisy.

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In 1900 two brothers tried to make an airplane, why did they fail?

Because they were the wrong brothers.

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Why didn't the small hotel want to let the motorcycle gang stay there?

The youth hostel didn't want hostile youth.

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Why did the publisher make wide margins when printing the Book of the Prophets?

He wanted wide Prophet margins.

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Why was Bill so exhausted after a day of putting tires on the inner rings of car wheels?

It was tire ring.

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What is good motto for a gym, to encourage people to lose weight?

Let there be light!

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What do you call kids eating chips?

The munch and crunch bunch.

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What are the great-great grandparents of an ant called?

Ant-cestors.

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How can you identify a Dogwood tree?

By its bark.

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What kind of food does a tight-rope worker try to eat?

A well-balanced diet.

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How are marriage and divorce similar?

In both cases, you tie a knot / not.

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What can you say about a person who sews together pieces of cloth into suits and dresses?

He has his work cut out for him.

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