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Why couldn't the leopard play hide and seek?

Because he was always spotted.

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What can happen to our calves if we eat too much?

They can become cows.

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What was obvious to everyone, but no one dared mention?

The elephant in the room.

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Is it good to answer a question with a question?

Is there a better way?

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How to refer to someone who suddenly became a grandmother?

An Instagram

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What did the large fan say to the girl holding it?

I'm one of your biggest fans.

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Why should we be very cautious about being cynical?

Its first syllable is sin.

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What is a good motto for a sausage company?

We make the best wurst.

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Why did King Louis XV say, "After me the flood"?

Because he rained for 59 years.

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What do you call someone who helps on a farm?

A farm assist.

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What is the realization that all life begins as a fertilized egg?

It's egg-sistential.

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How do you describe a fantastic egg?

Egg-cellent, egg-ceptional, and egg-stroadinary.

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