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Where is the Royal Rodeo held?

Buckingham palace.

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Why did the runner not tie his sneakers?

Because he wanted to win, and not be tied.

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What day is just before a birthday?

Labor day.

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What is an imaginary ocean?

A fanta-sea.

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What is the official nut of schools and educators?

mACADEMIA nuts

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What did Jim do when the bully challenged him to a debate?

He just walked away, and didn't take de bait.

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How do some people react when seeing a bee colony this large?

Thjey get the hives

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Why did Beth get so upset when there was only one straw left in the dining room, and someone else took it?

Because that was the last straw!

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The order of what 2 syllables makes the difference between happy and sad?

Being upbeat is better than being beat up.

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Which dog breed enjoys eating twice as much as other breeds?

The Chow Chow

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What's good about using lion bookends?

Then you can read between the lions.

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What can be said about the camping trip?

It was really in tents.

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