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What is it called when a boat company has a special discount on sailboats?

A sail-sale-celebration.

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What does an art school and a bedroom dresser have in common?

They both have drawers.

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What kind of eyes are good for saving money?

Econom eyes.

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Why was Betty happy with the work of the seamstress?

It was sew good.

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What is it called when lawyers make mistakes in the courtroom?

Trial and error.

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What is the lesson of daylight savings time?

If clocks can change, so can we.

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How did light bulbs get their name?

They are not heavy.

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Why did the prisoner not want to take the anti-allergy medicine?

Because he wanted to break out.

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How was the octopus able beat the shark in a fight?

It was well armed.

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How is a face similar to a shoe?

They both have a tongue.

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What is a loud group of boys playing called?

Boisterous.

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What happened when a jar of pickles spilled onto music sheets?

It made sour notes.

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