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What do you call a young female cow?

Miss Steak.

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What is a good ad slogan for the Grates metal company?

Get great grates at Grates grates.

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A son of a gun.

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Why is moving from one house to another like fighting?

Because it involves boxing.

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Why did Martha become a vegetarian?

She realized what was at steak.

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Why didn't the king allow anything to be placed over his throne?

He didn't want to think about the phrase 'over throne'?

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Why did the manager buy wrapping paper?

At the end of meetings he wanted to wrap up the meetings.

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Because Gus was always happy, what was his nickname?

Fungus.

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Why was the hot dog happy?

Because it was on a roll.

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If a store gives away packets of letter B's, what are they called?

Freebees.

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What is happening here?

He's being burned at the steak.

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Why don't red and blue get along with each other?

They are on different wavelengths.

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