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What can you say about a person who sews together pieces of cloth into suits and dresses?

He has his work cut out for him.

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Why do we peel fruit?

If fruit has a peel, it doesn't have appeal.

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What song is encouraging to the letter C?

Oh say can you C?

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What is it called when you continue an interrupted Zoom call?

Re-zooming the call.

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What does a snake say when it bites?

Don't take it poisonally.

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Does the manufacturer make much money from selling these?

Nah, they make peanuts.

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What 3 letters do you have to be very cautious and wary of?

NME

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Why do some of these specific instruments look different from the others?

They're members of the opposite sax.

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What would happen if Earth was attacked by giant spiders from outer space?

A world wide web.

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What are people who work for the telephone company in Poland called?

Telephone Poles.

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How did John like his job as a bartender?

He found it very pouring.

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Why did Joe race Fred to the punch-bowl at the party?

He wanted to beat him to the punch.

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