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What is black when clean, and white when dirty?

A black board.

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How do you describe a doctor that is against nasal sprays?

He's anti anti-histamines.

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What is the proper way to greet a hand truck?

Hello dolly!

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How is a liquor store similar to a nursery of babies?

They both have fine whines.

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My friend says people think that he is egotistical.

I told him not to have his "I" out for them.

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Why did the leopard go the empty parking lot and go from one parking space to another?

It wanted to prove wrong those said it couldn't change its spots.

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Why did Max pay a lot of money for a bed?

Because it was a bedder bed.

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What do you call machines that sand down the surface of kernals of grain?

Kernal sanders.

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How does a butcher greet his customers?

Nice to meat you!

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What is a room that has mold called?

A mush room.

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Why did the newborn require immediate surgery?

He was born with a silver spoon in his mouth.

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Why didn't the actor work on Passover?

He couldn't have any roles.

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