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Where did Joe and his friends go first when they got to the party?

They tried to beat each other to the punch.

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How is time like an insect?

It tends to creep up on you.

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What TV show is about seasoning food?

The spice is right.

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What are chicken wings that originated in Buffalo New York called?

Buffalo wings.

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What's the motto of the National Air Traffic Controller Association?

"Don't know if you're coming or going? We do!".

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What can you take, and still leave things where they are?

Take a walk, take a nap, take a look, take a break, take a picture, and take a shower.

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Where do pharmaceuticals go that don't need a prescriptinon?

They're over the counter.

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How do you compare the words Mercy (English) and Merci (French)?

Mercy is what one asks for, and Merci is what one says after getting it.

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After going bankrupt, what did Bob name his new honey business?

Plan Bee

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What do cats sing?

Mew sic.

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How did people react when Jim complained about his SAAB car?

They thought it was a SAAB story.

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How did Elsie the cow feel when she couldn't give milk?

She felt like an udder failure.

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