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What song is this about?

Hit the road Jack.

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What kind of exercize is not worth doing?

An exercize in futility.

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What bidding in the bridge card game do Democrats like?

No trump.

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Why was the football team surprised when their opponents punted the football?

They thought there was no punt intended.

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What do you call someone who is very good at finding things?

Pro found.

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Why was there a rainbow after the flood of Noah's ark?

Because he passed with flying colors.

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Who oversees chickens?

Chicken Tenders

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What do you call the owner of a curtain ring company?

The ringleader

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What con-man conquered a large part of Asia?

Genghis Con

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What is an intricate fear of clusters of buildings called?

A complex complex complex.

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Why did people find this very alarming?

They thought it was egg stream.

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What do all these people have in common?

They're having a ball.

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