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What is it called when people argue about what to do with a rope?

This cord's discord.

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Why was the girl so upset to have to repeat her class?

She felt degraded.

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Are people in a family 'absolute'?

They are 'relative', that's why they are called relatives.

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Why were the vegetables upset when Marty put salt on them?

They felt assaulted.

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What are "octopy"?

Pizzas topped with calamari.

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Why was the young mathematician encouraged when computing the formula of circles?

He was told it was easy as pi.

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How did the vegetarians react when Melinda offered to bring sweet and sour chicken to the party?

They said, keep your two scents out of it.

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Why was Walt Disney happy after visiting Mickey Mouse in the hospital?

Because he saw that Mickey was very animated.

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What is the heaviest soup?

One Ton soup.

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Is it good to tie something with a frayed knot?

I'm afraid not.

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What US city is named after soft drinks that Sara made?

Sarasota.

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What kind of boxes are similar to people who don't like card games?

Card bored.

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