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Why was Joyce amazed when she saw what came before posterous?

It was pre-posterous.

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Shane Ronay
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What type of shop specializes in watch components that are accurate up to the minute?

A second-hand store.

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Matt Weiss
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Why is it hard to trust a staircase?

It's always up to something.

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What kind of static is very happy?

Ecstatic.

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Why did the person who smoked too much go to Istanbul on a cold day right after Thanksgiving?

Because he wanted to go cold Turkey.

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What bread is similar to money that was gotten illegally?

Sour dough.

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What part of a river has the most money?

The river bank.

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How did Lisa feel about moving from one house to another?

She found it to be a moving experience.

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Why can't you trust atoms?

Because they make up everything.

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What is good motto for a gym, to encourage people to lose weight?

Let there be light!

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Where does superman shop for food?

The supermarket.

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What was a misunderstanding between Bill and his wife?

She asked for toilet water for her birthday, and he didn't know it meant perfume.

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