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How do you convey to someone that you feel connected to them as a human being?

You manity.

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Akiva Lane
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What was the runner chasing after?

He was trying to catch his breath.

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What did the new furniture store say when they sold their first sofa?

Sofa so good.

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Why did Sam sing while he built houses?

He wanted to build them soundly.

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What kind of arithmetic did Julius Caesar like?

Divide and conquer.

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Shane Ronay
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Is the quantum physics theory about electrons disappearing and reappearing elsewhere really true?

That's neither here nor there.

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What is an arrangement with UPS, Fedex, or DHL to send a package called?

A package deal.

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Who's bigger - Mr. Bigger, or Mr. Bigger's baby, and why?

Mr. Bigger's baby, because he's a little Bigger.

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What did the cosmetics company do when customers complained about some impure ingredients?

They wanted to make up with the customers about the make up of the makeup.

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Akiva Lane
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What does Arthur wear when he drinks tea?

A t-shirt.

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What is clothing from Italy called?

Italian dressing.

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What do you call a person who makes great bagels and lox?

A lox-smith.

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