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What did the mountain climber call his memoire?

Cliff's Notes.

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Shane Ronay
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How was a comedian asked to perform at the Orthopedist's Convention?

Please...humerus.

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Yitzchak Berger
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What happens when a person sleeps on old magazines?

He has back issues.

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Akiva Lane
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At what kind of table does one read the New York Times?

The Times table.

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What do employees of a pen company get when they retire?

A pen sion.

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How would you describe Luke Skywalker if he's not that friendly?

Luke warm.

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What happened when Gary tried to play piano by ear?

He decided it's better to play with his hands.

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Akiva Lane
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What is the difference between a child and Shakespeare?

One is involved with play, and the other is involved with plays.

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Is it good to save your pennies?

It makes cents.

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How do you describe a seagull that believes everything you say?

Gullible.

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What does a hiker sleep on?

A nap-sack.

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What is a coat with only sleeves called?

A coat of arms.

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