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How did this person respond when asked how they're doing?

Doing well, thank you.

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What does the Garden of Eden, New York City, Granny Smith, and Cuppertino have in common?

Apples

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What do Navy cadets do to lower belly fat?

Navel exercises.

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Why do jockeys have a reputation for being lazy?

They horse around all day.

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Why was Linda afraid of using Chapstick?

Her pharmacist said it was lip bomb.

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Why didn't the group of doctors sit down?

They didn't want to be sitting docs.

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How did Alice feel when the point of her pencil often broke?

She thought, 'What's the point of using pencils? I'll use pens instead.'

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What did Sylvia say when her lunch fell down a well by mistake?

Oh, well.

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Why can't you trust a school system that has no one running the schools?

They have no principles.

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How is Jim doing at his new job hanging up clothes in the department store?

He's getting the hang of it.

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What is happening here?

The ketchup is trying to catch up.

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Why did Max pick up his glass of wine?

He wanted to lift his spirits.

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