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What is it called when husbands tell puns to their wives?

Pun-ishment.

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What is it called when people argue about what to do with a rope?

This cord's discord.

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A picture worth a thousand words.

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What do great track stars and confused people have in common?

They run around in circles.

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How did the horses feel when they were moved to a different stable?

They felt destabilized

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How does one obtain a very firm crease from the dry cleaner?

Request an increase.

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When would someone use fine sandpaper?

When they are off coarse.

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If Fairly Dickinson University provides undergraduate degrees, what is their graduate school called?

Very Dickinson

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Which U.S. Army battalion drives up to and then crawls under barbed-wire fences?

Jeepers Creepers

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Why did Bill's moving company shake the furniture as they moved it?

Because they wanted to be movers and shakers.

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How are governments sometimes similar to sunglasses?

Both of them can be polarized.

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What was it called when Pierre welcomed and praised his guests over a glass of wine?

French toast.

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