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Shane Ronay
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My friend stopped working at the chemical factory.

It was a toxic work environment.

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Moshe Sherizen
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What starts with a T and ends with a T and has T in it?

A teapot.

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Akiva Lane
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Where can one fall?

One can fall asleep, fall in love, fall down, fall ill, and fall into a trap.

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Akiva Lane
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If a person is alone on an island, what color does he have with him?

Maroon.

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Shane Ronay
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Do people enjoy recycling so many items?

Sort of.

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Akiva Lane
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Why should you take a sharp pencil seriously?

It has a good point.

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Akiva Lane
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How did people react when Jim complained about his SAAB car?

They thought it was a SAAB story.

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Akiva Lane AI
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Why did the shopping mall put signs in the mall with the number 1 on them?

Because when you see 1 you see the mall.

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Akiva Lane
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Why are the Patriot missiles kosher?

Because they have fins and chew their scuds.

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Akiva Lane AI
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Why did Kay feel that she could do whatever she wanted?

Because whenever she did something strange, people would say Oh Kay!

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Shane Ronay
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Why did the cybercriminal stop, and get a real job?

He couldn't hack it.

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Akiva Lane
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What pictures did the family put on the bedroom curtains?

Pictures of tomatoes and eggplants because they are nightshades.

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