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How did Andrea feel when she opened the bag of cookies and they were smashed, but she ate them anyway?

She felt crummy.

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What's a good career path for those with wit and a command over language?

A pundit.

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What did Bobby do when the bullies didn't let him use the slide?

He let is slide.

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Shane Ronay
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What is the proper term for a clash between snakes?

A hissy fit

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Akiva Lane
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In 1900 two brothers tried to make an airplane, why did they fail?

Because they were the wrong brothers.

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If the rule is "I before E except after C", why is the word Weird different?

Because the word is Weird.

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What can you say about a manager who enjoys firing people?

That he's playing with fire.

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What part of an animal allows it to conceal itself?

It's hide.

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Why did it often rain when Bill was thinking with deep concentration?

Because he was brainstorming.

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What paragraph does Ron Desantis add to every contract?

A DeSantis clause.

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What does life have in common with arithmetic?

It has its pluses and minuses.

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What did the doctor say to the sick person who was too much in a rush?

I'll be doctor, you be patient.

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