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What 2 letters are very active?

BZ

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What is it called when you use an Apple computer to cut through loads of information to find what you are looking for?

Mac the knife.

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After his cold, why did Phil feel like a pony?

Becauses he was a little hoarse.

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When John proposed to Joan, what playing card did he look like to Joan?

The King of Hearts.

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What do you call this animal?

A grill-a

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What ring weight absolutely nothing?

The ring tone of a phone.

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Why did the guy from a poor neighborhood study to be a car mechanic?

He wanted to go from under the hood to under the hood.

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How did the horses feel when they were moved to a different stable?

They felt destabilized

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Why is "libre" the Latin root for both book and liberty'?

It implies that learning makes us free.

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What is a company that rents DAF trucks by the day called?

Daf Yomi.

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Why don't they sharpen pencils at both ends?

What's the point?

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What kind of ships requires at least 2 people to navigate?

A relationship and a friendship.

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