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Why does the world have problems?

Because it is bi-polar.

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Akiva Lane
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Is the dolphin having a good time?

It's having a ball.

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Why was Amanda surprised that this perfume was so expensive?

She was told it was worth a red scent.

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Shane Ronay
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Why was the whole school on pins and needles waiting for their test results?

It was an acupuncture school.

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When you pay a therapist for a session, what does the therapist expect back?

Change.

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Do horse's owners put a lot in a horse's mouth?

No, just a little bit.

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Shane Ronay
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How are acute infections treated?

Doctors say, "Awwww" and give the patient a hug.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Oliver sit on a ball in his office?

He wanted to show that he was really on the ball.

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How did the vegetarian feel about hotdogs?

They are the wurst!

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Akiva Lane
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How do you talk to a pigeon?

Using pidgin English.

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Why did Bill start using AI to help him bet at horse races?

He wanted to be a better bettor.

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Akiva Lane AI
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What do you call a nurse that got caught in the rain without an umbrella?

A wet nurse.

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