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How does the can opener get its name?

Because it can open things.

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How did people react when Joe pulled down a 'No Demonstrations' sign without getting caught by the police?

"How did you pull that off?"

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Where do baseball teams store their baseball bats?

It the bat room.

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Do clothes hanging out to dry use the internet?

Yes, they're online.

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My friend moved to Helsinki, but couldn't fit in.

He found it hard to Finnish anything.

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How did Jacob feel about Rivka's borther Lavan when he worked for Lavan for 20 years?

He felt that Lavan wasn't lovin'.

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What did Max do when the plumbing company made a mess of trying to fix the bathroom blockage?

He decided to sue her.

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Does this letter want to wait?

No, it's ready.

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Which U.S. landmark are people in the biggest hurry to visit?

Mount Rush more.

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How did Fred feel when he opened the cupboard and a glass jar fell on his head?

He found it very jarring.

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Why did the programmer call an exterminator?

Because he had a bug in his program.

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When Matthew Gen was knighted, why did people think he was a doctor?

Because people called him Sir Gen.

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