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Shane Ronay
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What did the surgeon say when the patient asked if he could administer his own anesthesia?

Sure, knock yourself out.

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Shane Ronay
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What happened on April 16th and 17th 1986?

This man got his dates mixed up.

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Akiva Lane
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What 2 letters do you say when you say goodbye to someone?

C U.

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Moshe Sherizen
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Why didn't Bill use his photographic memory?

He never developed it.

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Akiva Lane
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How do you describe the taste of a spicy pun?

Pungent

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Max fire his accountant?

Because Max told him he wanted the business to be liquid, and the accountant thought he said 'liquidated'.

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Shane Ronay
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What can be said about the camping trip?

It was really in tents.

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Akiva Lane
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What is a partnership of 2 doctors called?

A pair-a-dox.

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Akiva Lane AI
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What was it called when police arrested the owner of a tie store for suspected illegal activity?

A tirade.

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Akiva Lane
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What is something before it was redundant?

Dundant.

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Akiva Lane
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Why was the steam iron that had very little water very tired?

It was running out of steam.

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Shane Ronay
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What did the mason say when he realized an error was made on a headstone?

What a grave mistake.

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