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Because Gus was always happy, what was his nickname?

Fungus.

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When Jeff asked his friend, "What is worse, ignorance or apathy?" how did his friend answer?

His friend answered, "I don't know, and I don't care".

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When Mark got sick and couldn't play trumpet in the school band for a week, what did he do?

The doctor gave him a note that he couldn't play notes.

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What do programs, programmers, mathematics, lumbermills, and fireplaces all have it common?

They all use logs.

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What's good about using lion bookends?

Then you can read between the lions.

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What does this represent?

Making N's meet.

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Moshe Sherizen
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Why didn't Bill use his photographic memory?

He never developed it.

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What school teaches about tea?

Universi-Tea.

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Shane Ronay
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Do people enjoy recycling so many items?

Sort of.

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Why did Sam look online for a site that sold scratch?

He wanted to build things from scratch.

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Why did the father bring a broken cup to the family meal?

He wanted to play good-cup bad-cup with his kids.

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How do you get someone to say 'Who's there?'

You say 'Knock, knock'

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