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After a long winter, how did the tree feel in the spring?

It felt releaved.

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What do economies and bicycle stores have in common?

They both have cycles.

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What's another name for computer generated music?

Algo-rhythm.

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What is a fancy expensive scale called?

Upscale.

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What did Max do when the plumbing company made a mess of trying to fix the bathroom blockage?

He decided to sue her.

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What is the condition called where a person is not allergic to cars?

Auto immune condition.

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Shane Ronay
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What do mermaids use to wash their fins?

Tide

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What did the miner say when he found gold?

It's mine!

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Mendy Zeiger
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If a King sleeps on a kingsize mattress, and a Queen sleeps on a queensize mattress, what does a Prince sleep on?

An heir mattress.

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How is time like an insect?

It tends to creep up on you.

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What does the army and the wind have in common?

They both can have a draft.

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What is this pitcher doing?

He's pitching a tent.

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