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What is the problem with debt?

The silent bee inside of it can sting.

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How is he trying to lose weight by wearing bread on his head?

It's a new loaf hat diet.

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What game does this represent?

The rose bowl.

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Why are Persians good forecastors of future events?

Because they can far see (Farsi).

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What is it called when someone surfs on top of a fishing net?

Surfing the net.

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What happened when Billy's mom shouted 'Wake up!', and he just caught the school bus?

It was a close call.

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What is the problem with a small group of people controlling a country?

It's just us, instead of justice.

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What is the different between a tree and an elephant?

A tree's trunk is its largest part.

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What's does track & field have in common with a Polish bank?

They both have Pole vaults.

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Why were the people who worked for the charity holding dollars over their heads?

They were raising money.

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How do we know that this mother duck is popular?

She has a big following.

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Why were the angels that were getting married so happy?

It was a marriage made in heaven.

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