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What do you call a delicious English herring?

Yum kippers.

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Why did Alan shoot an arrow into the wind?

He liked shooting the breeze.

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Shane Ronay
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What was the message on the chiropractor's answering machine?

We'll get BACK to you.

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What does a lawyer wear to a trial?

A law suit.

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What is something that we wear that is called by the material that it used to be made from?

Glasses.

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Why did Alan enjoy exercizing by balancing on balls?

Because it helped him with the ability to be on the ball.

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Jean Boda
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Why did the laptop catch a cold?

Because Windows was left open.

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Why do we peel fruit?

If fruit has a peel, it doesn't have appeal.

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Shane Ronay
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What's the most dangerous thing to read in Braille?

DO NOT TOUCH!

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When the pioneers cut down trees to clear the land, how did they feel about the difficult process of uprooting the tree stumps?

They felt stumped.

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Why did Max pay a lot of money for a bed?

Because it was a bedder bed.

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Which fruits pair well with Chinese food?

Mandarin oranges or pears.

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