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How do weight loss clinics refer to conversations regarding restricted foods?

Ate speech

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Why did Milton Berle say he is going to stop turning around?

Because every time he turns around, another year goes by.

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Why did the students love to learn how to spell?

Their teacher was spell binding.

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What is a sink filled with dirty dishes called?

Dish-sheveled.

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Why don't elephants get upset very often?

They have thick skin.

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Why was the steam iron that had very little water very tired?

It was running out of steam.

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What's the combination of a man and a lima bean?

A human bean.

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What does the Constitution have in common with balancing a checkbook?

Checks and balances.

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What is 100-proof Wild Turkey?

Seeing a wild turkey with your own eyes.

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Do cows generally live alone?

It's generally un-herd of.

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What did the vegetarian say to the salami?

You are THE wurst.

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Why did Andrea make beautiful drawings?

That's how she drew attention to herself.

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