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Why shouldn't you tell secrets in a farmer's field?

Because potatoes have eyes, corn has ears, and the beanstalk.

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Why is the word 'laptop' misleading?

It shouldn't be used on the lap, because of the heat and radiation it generates to the body.

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How are governments sometimes similar to sunglasses?

Both of them can be polarized.

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What is a meal eaten by a pilot in a supersonic jet?

Fast food.

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Why wasn't the company making money?

Its strategy made no cents.

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Why do you really have to hand it to short people?

Because otherwise, they can't reach it themselves.

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Why wasn't Charlotte concerned when she misplaced the basket of turnups?

She figured they would turnup somewhere.

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What do you call a doctor who prescribes a daiquiri cocktail flavored with hickory?

A hickory daiquiri doc.

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What is similar between paying for a meal and ducks?

They both have bills.

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What is it called when a leader demands that everyone kneel down to him?

Tyra-knee.

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Do people gain weight as they get older?

If they do, it's a waist of time.

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What do you call a place with a lot of spiders?

A web site.

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