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What do you call a delicious English herring?

Yum kippers.

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After reading the news each day, what is the main question that can occur to you?

What can explain the second half of the word 'mankind'?

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What is a prosecutor that doesn't respect defendants rights called?

A persecutor.

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What do you call the owner of a curtain ring company?

The ringleader

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Picasso painted over 50,000 works. What type of painter was he?

A surreal (serial) painter

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Why are trombone players usually easy going people?

They've learned to let things slide.

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Why did the maple tree feel bad?

When people took its maple syrup, it felt like such a sap, and it sapped its energy.

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What was Genghis Kahn's attitude that made him successful?

He was Kahn-fident.

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What do you call a demonstration at a diner?

A counter-demonstration.

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Why do people dislike washing windows?

They're a pane.

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How did the veterinarian know that the horse had a cold?

He heard it straight from the horses mouth.

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Which vegetable is best served mashed?

Squash

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