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What do you call a plane that is not fancy?

A plain plane.

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How did farmer Jones know not to feed his ox eggs?

Because the ox rebelled against any yokes.

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Why did the weight-loss clinic hire a dermotologist?

To make people skinny.

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What do you call a tree that has apples for a pie, and it's root is shaped like a square?

The square root of pie.

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Why was the teacher arrested for using a compass and a ruler?

They are considered weapons of maths destruction.

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What is Santa Claus's favorite agricultural activity?

Hoe, hoe, hoe.

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Why did Andrea want to date a writer?

She was looking for Mr. Write.

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Why did the people playing poker surround themselves with bushes?

They wanted to hedge their bets.

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Why does the world have problems?

Because it is bi-polar.

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When is it not good to be positive?

When taking a covid test.

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What does Alexander the Great and Winnie the Pooh have in common?

Their middle name.

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What is another name for a car's complete history?

An autobiography.

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