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Why wasn't Tom happy with the fund his broker suggest he buy?

The feeling wasn't mutual.

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How did David feel about praying in a talis?

It was a fringe benefit.

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What is it called when workers in a company go on strike?

Labor pains.

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road?

Because it was chicken.

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Which sea creature is stranger than a platypus?

An odder

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Why didn't Maxine like using coupons that could be torn out of magazines?

She thought they were a rip-off.

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Why was Arnold arguing with his stomach?

Because he ate something that didn't agree with him.

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Did you hear about the lawsuit between NBA players and the league?

It was a basket case.

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What did Barbie say to Ken?

You're a doll.

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Which internal organ has the most audacity?

The gall bladder.

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How did the hardware store advertise hammers that break easily?

They are unbeatable.

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Why did the town call itself Vincible?

Because they knew that people want to be in Vincible.

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