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What happens if someone accidently drank hair coloring?

They could dye.

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Akiva Lane
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Bill saved his pennies all year to buy a present for his wife, and brought them to a store, and do you know what he got?

A hernia.

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Shane Ronay
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What are these soldiers doing?

Trying to keep their chin-ups.

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Akiva Lane AI
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Why did the glass and the dish in the sink get along so well with each other?

Because they were in sync with each other.

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Shane Ronay
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Why do the Polish not force their cuisine on others?

They figure it's their pierogi-tive.

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Shane Ronay
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How does one get men to listen?

Stress to "He'd" his words.

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Akiva Lane
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What city is known for being nice?

Nice, France.

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Akiva Lane AI
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Why did the butcher not take down the steaks from the top shelf of his freezer?

Because the steaks were too high.

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Akiva Lane
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If two eyes are labeled A and B, what eye is smarter?

A Eye

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Shane Ronay
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Why did Debra Smith come up with exactly 1,263 famous idioms?

That's all she wrote.

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Shane Ronay
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What do you call the owner of a curtain ring company?

The ringleader

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Akiva Lane
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What are some states that have a lot of problems?

State of flux, state of shock, state of confusion, and state of denial.

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