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Why is ethics like art?

You have to know where to draw the line.

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How is Julie's time in the playground going?

It's in full swing.

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What US city has a name similar to this?

Little Rock

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Why was Alan not sure he liked playing trumpet in the band?

Because afterwards he felt like he blew it.

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What do you call a prince that is a high wire walker?

Your highness.

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Why is this wild cat upset?

He was told that cheetahs never prosper.

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Why are we held accountable for what we eat?

Because a person can choose what he chews.

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What do you call someone from New England who likes to scribble?

Yankee Doodle

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What do you call a tree that has apples for a pie, and it's root is shaped like a square?

The square root of pie.

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What do geese and cars have in common?

They both honk.

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What was the nickname of 10 year old Beth who was always getting into trouble?

Miss Cheevous

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What day of the week do people get married on?

Wedding's day.

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