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What did the father tell his son who wanted to travel?

Roam wasn't built in a day.

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How did the writer feel when her books were no longer cited?

She felt out of cite.

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What is it called when a car has a good mother?

Good car ma.

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How did Alan charge his cell phone?

He paid for it with a credit card.

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How is this person feeling?

He's down in the dumps.

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How did worms get onto Noah's ark?

They came in pears.

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How did we know the Russian musician would be a good match for the ballet dancer?

Because he played the ballet lika.

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What is history from a woman's point of view called?

Her Story.

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Why did Peter bite into a packet of money?

People told him he should put his money where his mouth is.

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Why did Matt and Joan feel tension when the dishes weren't washed?

They felt out of sync when the dishes were in the sink.

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How are kids similar to food?

If you don't care for them when they are fresh, they become spoiled.

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What was obvious to everyone, but no one dared mention?

The elephant in the room.

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