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What is the motto of the Gluten Intolerance Association?

The Pain of Grain Makes us Mainly Abstain.

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Why shouldn't you ask questions to sugar cane that is fused together?

Because it is canefused.

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How did the frayed knot answer when it was asked to do something?

It said, "I'm afraid not."

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Why was the cook proud of the eggs she made?

Because they were well done.

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What did Bobby do when the bullies didn't let him use the slide?

He let is slide.

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What vegetables were on strike?

The onions, because they were onion-ized.

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How is the way that cows chew their cud similar to letters to the editor?

They both involve feedback.

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What do you call a place where crows drink beer?

A crow bar.

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Why don't elephants get upset very often?

They have thick skin.

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What fairy tale is about using puns in rap music?

Rap-pun-zel.

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Why did the cinnamon havester quit his job?

He kept barking up the wrong tree.

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How did the inventor of the Jack-In-The-Box come up with invention?

He used out-of-the-box thinking.

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