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What does the NLRB do?

They oversee support groups for expectant mothers.

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Why did the shark spit out the clown?

It thought he tasted funny.

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Why is the last part of a meal called dessert?

That's when people desert their diet.

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Why does John like recruiting people to work in skyscrapers?

He loved telling people they were highered.

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Why did Betty need to call the dry cleaner where she had left her clothes?

She had a pressing question.

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What do Navy cadets do to lower belly fat?

Navel exercises.

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What does an orchestra and a destructive mob have in common?

They both have violins.

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What do you call it when the mother and midwife work hard together to give birth to a baby?

A labor union.

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What is the proper way to greet the Dalai Lama?

Hello Dalai!

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What do you call a school with just a few students?

A minuscule mini-school.

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Which two animals have the lowest integrity?

The lyin and the cheetah.

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What kind of tea commands respect?

Authora tea.

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