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What is the study of the fancy speech that con-men use called?

Prose and cons.

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Shane Ronay
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Who was the person mistaken for someone's father?

A faux pa

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Dovid Lane
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How does the bee feel about its beehive?

It feels like it bee-longs.

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Shane Ronay
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How did the trucking company become so successful?

They went the extra mile.

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Akiva Lane
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What does a website have in common with a tightrope walker?

They're both online.

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Akiva Lane AI
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Why did Bill want his wife to make pie without sugar?

His sweetie pie's pie was sweet enough.

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Akiva Lane AI
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What do animals and coins have in common?

They both have heads and tails.

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Yitzchak Berger
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Why can't you trust atoms?

Because they make up everything.

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Akiva Lane
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Why do violinists put rosin on their violin bows?

It makes the violins rosin-ate.

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Akiva Lane
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What song verses appeal to everyone, and where do they teach this?

Uni-verse, taught in a Uni-verse-ity

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What do people in the US say when they want to use the metric system?

Take me to your litre.

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What is this person doing?

He's scraping the bottom of the barrel.

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