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Why do some people seem to find things out before others?

They're member of the heard.

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What is meat that falls on the floor called?

Ground meat.

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What's the question about whether the word is spelled 'kibutz' or kibbutz'?

Two B's or not two B's, that is the question.

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Why did the sea have to be created quickly?

It was an emergent sea.

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What is this?

B4 before B4.

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Why is this the most expensive dish in the restaurant?

It's 24 carrot plated.

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How did Oedipus feel when he found out about his parents?

Oedipus wreck.

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What do you call a bee that is in a trance?

A Zom Bee.

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What does a warning label on a large strainer say?

Don't strain yourself.

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Why did Beth and Charlie spend their vacation in a run down motel?

The other places were full, and this was a last resort.

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What is the difference between a fish and a bathroom?

A fish has many scales, and a bathroom usually has one scale.

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Why don't they sharpen pencils at both ends?

What's the point?

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