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Why didn't ancient man understand the world of the stars?

It was over his head.

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Why did Beth try not to stir the pot of soup too much?

She didn't want to go stir crazy.

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What does a Frenchman say when he says something off-color?

Pardon my French.

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What is the purpose of this truck?

It transports people on the brink.

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In what part of our head might there be praying going on all the time?

In our temples.

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Where is the best place to find highly unusual things?

A bizarre

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Why do violinists put rosin on their violin bows?

It makes the violins rosin-ate.

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How did Jeff feel when he lost the speech that he was going to give in an hour?

He was speechless.

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What do you call and aunt that doesn't like people?

Aunt Tipathy

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Why did Olivia avoid eating almonds, cashews, and pecans?

Because they were nuts.

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What do you call memories of stressfull times?

Past tense.

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How do you describe an exciting job in advertising?

It's an ad-venture.

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