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Why was Bill's band - that hummed while playing drums - not successful?

It was humdrum.

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Akiva Lane
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How did Elliot's investment in the chicken farm work out?

It took him a while to re-coop his investment.

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Akiva Lane AI
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What is it called when musicians play their instruments together in their cars?

A traffic jam.

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Akiva Lane
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Why didn't Jerry want to buy a car without a clutch?

He regarded it as shiftless.

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Akiva Lane AI
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What is a sentence that has only the first 5 letters of the alphabet?

A bee C's de E.

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How is a supermarket similar to a flock of male sheep?

There are a lot of aisles (ayel is Hebrew for a male sheep)

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Eli Simcha Lane
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Where can you buy black markers?

The black market.

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Shane Ronay
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Is this cat anything special?

Yes - it's The Cat in the Hat.

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Akiva Lane
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What's worse than a crazy driver?

Someone who drives you crazy.

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What is a doctor called that treats conditions caused by ticks?

A tick doc.

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Akiva Lane
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What fish is married to an uncle?

Aunt Chovies

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What does a lawyer and someone who gave up liquor have it common?

They both passed the bar.

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