Pictures:

Akiva Lane
General
Picture

If a gun had children, who would they be?

Well, the boy would be a son of a gun.

2056
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

What is the richest perfume.

Musk.

2496
Yitzchak Berger
General
Picture

What’s the difference between a hippo and a zippo?

One is really heavy and the other is a little lighter.

853
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

What did Mr. & Mrs. Auer call eating a meal together?

They called it our Auer hour.

3046
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

Why didn't Jerry mind if his dog didn't tell the truth when the dog was asleep?

Because he let sleeping dogs lie.

145
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

Why is the centipede considered one of the strongest of insects?

It takes a while until it is on its last legs.

1439
Shane Ronay
General
Picture

Which king was this?

Edward IV - he had a short reign.

877
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

What's does track & field have in common with a Polish bank?

They both have Pole vaults.

563
Dovid Lane
General
Picture

What are shoes made from bananas called?

Slippers

1198
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

Why did Olivia avoid eating almonds, cashews, and pecans?

Because they were nuts.

1962
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

What is it called when Charlie talked with his Grandmother every week?

Tele-gram.

477
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

What is it called when you're on a boat and invite people to play and no one shows up?

You're not playing with a full deck.

2428