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What do you call a family that has generations of restaurants?

A dine-asty.

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Why is this wild cat upset?

He was told that cheetahs never prosper.

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What is Santa Claus's favorite agricultural activity?

Hoe, hoe, hoe.

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This is our new dog, Crusty.

All he does is loaf around all day.

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Why can't one say that all Generals are good at what they do?

Because that would be a generalization.

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Why is K-OS not a good name for a computer operating system?

It sounds like Chaos.

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How does it feel sitting under a lime tree?

It feels sublime.

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Why did the shark spit out the clown?

It thought he tasted funny.

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Why did the cinnamon havester quit his job?

He kept barking up the wrong tree.

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What is a factory that packages eggs called?

An egg plant.

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It has to do with the price of tea in China.

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What might a person be on if they can't be heard?

On mute.

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