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What happens every year in the universe?

We celebrate its universe-ary.

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What are thick paper cups called when they are cold?

Hot cups.

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What was King Louis the XV referring to when he said, 'After me the flood'?

The rain of terror.

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If you travel through many seas, what sea has the money?

The currency.

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What are groups called that claim they know all the facts?

Factions.

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Why did Arthur try to convince his wife that money was very much in style?

Because she was spending it like it was going out of style.

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Why did the family chissel their names in the tree in the backyard?

They were making a family tree.

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What is a good slogan for a company that makes lox?

We know the key to the lox.

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A buoys club.

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How did Abigail respond when her husband suggested that they go camping in the winter?

The idea leaves me cold.

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What do carbon atoms do before they get married?

Carbon dating.

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After being disappointed by the response he got, why did Jim go fishing at lake Excellent?

He was fishing for compliments.

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