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How did Max feel about his rash?

He found it very irritating.

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Why didn't Bill like going to malls?

He felt that if you see one, you see the mall.

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What do you call memories of stressfull times?

Past tense.

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What happend when Max tripped over the boxes of glass jars?

He found it jarring.

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What did Mount Rushmore look like before it was carved?

Un-presidented.

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Why was Betty so surprised when a blue car drove up and her friend stepped out?

Because it came out of the blue.

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What question can you ask about the leaves of an evergreen tree?

If they don't leave the tree, why are they called leaves?

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How did Oedipus feel after he found out what he had done?

He felt like an Oedipus wreck.

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Why was Bill's band - that hummed while playing drums - not successful?

It was humdrum.

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What do you call a hippopotamus with long hair?

A hippie potamus.

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What is it called when parents provide good guidance for their children?

Power steering.

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What word describes a variety of missiles?

Missile-aneous.

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