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What does a snake say when it bites?

Don't take it poisonally.

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Who invented the World Wide Web?

Spiderman!

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How did Bill react when he saw graffiti in his school?

He knew that the handwriting was on the wall.

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What is it called when a very small child waves at you?

Micro wave lovin'.

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What does a big fine for drunken driving have in common with English grammar?

Sin tax.

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What did Bob have to decide when someone insulted him before he boarded the plane at the airport?

Fight or flight.

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What are abortions called in Czechoslovakia?

Cancelled Czechs

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What happened to the kitchen pot when it's owner found it's lid?

It's now fully recovered.

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Why do we use the term "rode" once we've ridden?

We've been down that road before.

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What is the electric company in Qatar called?

Electric Qatar.

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What is it called when a leak is fixed in the ceiling?

Sealing the ceiling.

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If the animals on Noah's ark could play musical instruments, what would it be called?

An arkestra.

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