Pictures:

What do you call a veterinarian that used to be in the army?

A vet vet.

1586

What is it called if someone rebels against the trees?

Tree-son.

1843

What can you say about a person who as an acute sense of smell?

He nose alot.

3246

What do you call a place with a lot of spiders?

A web site.

475

What do tiny fish and tiny pictures have in common?

They are both called microfish.

3376

What is it called if a person agrees in order to get something in return?

A greed.

2623

Why didn't the shark eat the Princess?

Because she was spoiled.

1321

How did Helvetica respond when someone suggested that she go out with Times New Roman?

He's not my type.

1529

Why did the rancher find his horses difficult to control?

Because they were always horsing around.

603

What do you call it when everyone in a group hears and believes the same thing?

A heard mentality.

24

What did Maxine do when she lost her job?

She wrote a resume in order to resume working.

2039

What did Frank say when he wanted to tell someone how he felt?

I want to be Frank with you.

2417