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Why are there so many types of Asian cuisine?

For different woks of life.

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Did Louie Armstrong enjoy playing the trumpet?

Yes, he enjoyed tooting his own horn.

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Why did Billy ask his father to take a baseball bat and a bird to the baseball game?

Because he liked bat man and robin.

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Why do people in the Czech capital feel priviledged?

They're used to their Prague-ative.

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Why did the family's credit card debt get so large that they had to file for bankrupcy?

Because it was a house of cards.

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What was Salvador Dali's favorite breakfast?

Surreal

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What do you call a state that is really into dancing?

A swing state.

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Why was Bobby's mother concerned with he came home from school with this sheet of paper?

He came home with a black 'i'.

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What does a lumber mill have in common with a computer?

They both have logs.

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What helps traction in marriage?

Attraction.

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What is the trend called where people take pieces of coal with them on dates?

Carbon dating.

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Why is there a lack of neurologists?

Few have the nerve.

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