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What con-man conquered a large part of Asia?

Genghis Con

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What do employees of a pen company get when they retire?

A pen sion.

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What do you call it when everyone in a group hears and believes the same thing?

A heard mentality.

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What chess term refers to a marriage that needs to be re-invigorated?

Stalemate.

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Did Dan overcome his fears and go in the hot air balloon?

Yes, he rose to the occasion.

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How does Barbie know when to go on stage?

She waits for the Barbie cue.

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What’s the difference between a vegan and a computer programmer?

One is disgusted by a rack of lamb, and the other is disgusted by a lack of RAM.

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What is someone called who is always thinking about buildings?

He has an edifice complex.

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What does Leonard Bernstein and copper have in common?

They are both good conductors.

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What is it called when people talk about their disagreements?

The disgust is discussed.

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What is the happiest country in Europe?

Ha Land (Holland)

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Since the hamburger was behind in the race, how could it win?

It needed to ketchup.

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