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Why did Betty look for someone who loves ceilings?

She thought it would be cool if she got a ceiling fan.

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How did the man who ate nothing but vegetable soup for decades live to be 100?

He took good stock in himself.

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If Fairly Dickinson University provides undergraduate degrees, what is their graduate school called?

Very Dickinson

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Why did Arnold always bet at the same race track?

He had a one-track mind.

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Akiva Weiss
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What happened when the red and blue boats crashed into each other?

They were marooned.

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If it's bad to overbake a cake, what if you underbake it?

Then it's batter.

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How did the medical student choose Ophthalmology as a specialty?

He researched his options, and the eyes had it.

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Akiva Lane
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What is it called when a leak is fixed in the ceiling?

Sealing the ceiling.

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Who did Yvonne go to in order to take care of her eye tic?

A tic doc.

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When Jim went to the seashore at dawn, how did he feel when the early morning mist cleared?

He had liked being in the midst of the mist, and he missed the mist.

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Why did Richard have someone throw his clothes from a plane and watch as they fell?

He felt it was best to spot your clothes before washing them.

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Why did Rose like the weekend?

Because the weekdays made her weak, and the weekend made her strong again.

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