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What does an audio engineer do?

Provide sound advice.

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How is are parameter lists similar to farmers?

They can have many fields.

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What is a survey done over the phone called?

A telephone poll.

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What do you call a bar that serves chocolate?

A chocolate bar.

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What do you call a place where you can relax and sort things out?

A re-sort.

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What is this person saying?

Shoe fly, don't bother me.

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Why did the left foot, when it was in back of a person, feel sad?

Because it felt left behind.

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Why is the Pillsbury doughboy a hippie?

He's a flour child.

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How did the Curtis family feel after they had a pet bear for a month?

They couldn't bear it any more.

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Why did John keep 2 bags of carrots in the freezer, with 12 carrots in each bag?

He wanted 24 carrots cold.

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Why did Betty distrust stairs?

She felt they were always up to something.

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How do you say hello to the middle of the day?

High, noon!

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