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How did Patty feel about her wonderful female cat?

She was purr-fect.

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How do you describe a cow that is very particular about the food it eats?

It chooses its cud.

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What do you call a Hippopotomus that is a phony?

A hippo-crite.

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What did the father tell his son who wanted to travel?

Roam wasn't built in a day.

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Yitzchak Berger
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What do you call a factory that makes OK products?

A satis factory.

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How did Beverly feel with all the dirty dishes in the sink?

Dish-organized.

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Why is a pet lusion that seems to be sick not really sick?

Because it's an ill lusion.

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What did Jim do when the bully challenged him to a debate?

He just walked away, and didn't take de bait.

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How did David feel about praying in a talis?

It was a fringe benefit.

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Shane Ronay
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Where is the best place to find shipping pallets?

"Skid" row

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When the patient said he had trouble with his memory, how did the doctor respond?

In that case, you pay me up front.

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What is the study of the fancy speech that con-men use called?

Prose and cons.

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