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What is this an example of?

A knee jerk reaction.

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Why must all people grow spiritually?

It's our soul purpose.

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What is the purpose of this truck?

It transports people on the brink.

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Why do 95% of bald people still own a comb?

They can't part with it.

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How do you distinguish between a numerator and denominator?

There's a fine line between the two.

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What is it called if sugar cane rebels against a farmer?

The cane mutiny.

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What happened when they put a lion in the elevator?

It caused an uproar.

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Why did the priest act so differently in church?

It was his altar ego

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Why did the Teddy Bear go outside?

It felt stuffy inside the house.

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Why do people like peeling their own fruit?

Because if other people peel it, it has less appeal.

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Since the hamburger was behind in the race, how could it win?

It needed to ketchup.

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Why did Alan enjoy reading the novel about a back doctor?

He liked spine novels.

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