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What items does someone most need to weather an emergency?

Staples

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Akiva Lane
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Why does Ben like tea?

It gets him from 'HERE' to 'THERE'.

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Why did this make Mike confused?

He didn't know if it was a scissors or a pair of scissors.

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What happened to the college when it didn't want to give its teachers a raise in salary?

It lost its faculties.

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Akiva Lane
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What part of a car is similar to these wooden dashes?

The dashboard.

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What was Bill's reaction when someone approached him with a negative attitude?

He was non-plussed.

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What is the study of the fancy speech that con-men use called?

Prose and cons.

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Shane Ronay
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What's good about having a one-track mind?

You don't easily go off the rails.

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Akiva Lane
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Why was the diver not so proud of diving into a bucket of water?

Compared to all his other abilities, it was only a drop in the bucket.

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Why did Mother Goose's child stay home from school?

It was a lame duck.

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Akiva Lane AI
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What is a rebellious tick called?

A heretic.

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Why didn't Joe like running at the track?

He felt like he was just running around in circles.

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