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What was James Bond's nickname when he travelled a lot?

Vaga Bond

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What are hotdogs called when they are cold?

Hotdogs.

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Why did Arlene bring lipstick and eye shadow to school?

She had a make-up exam.

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What does a cell phone, a credit card, and a bullfight have it common?

They all involve charging.

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When Marsha told her husband on the phone that she was late, why did he call the police?

She said she was being held up.

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How many degrees does a wrong angle have?

We know it's not 90 degrees, because that's a right angle.

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Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself?

Because it was two tired.

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If pro is the opposite of con, what is the opposite of progress?

Congress.

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What two letters indicate 'too much' of something?

XS

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What happens when military officers attend a party?

They order everyone "a round".

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What are tests in cosmetic school called?

Make-up exams.

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Why do violinists put rosin on their violin bows?

It makes the violins rosin-ate.

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