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Why did the magazine publisher go to a therapist?

He had a lot of issues.

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What is similar about doctors' situations before and after they graduate from medical school?

First they need patience, and then they need patients.

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Why did Nancy like turning on light bulbs?

She enjoyed the experience of 'seeing the light'.

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What spice doesn't need an expiration date?

Thyme.

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Why does filling up tires keep getting more expensive?

Inflation.

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What is it called when people hold that only their belief system is valid?

Pious bias.

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What is happening to this car?

It's being toad.

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During negotiations, why did one side suggest that they continue at the local diner?

They wanted to make a counter offer.

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What is ironic when we eat food because we don't want it to go to waste?

Often that's the food that DOES go to waist.

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How did Bill feel after he spent time crushing soda cans?

It was soda pressing.

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When Jack felt that his out-house was too dark, how did he feel after he put a large hole on the top of the door to let in light?

I needed that like a hole in the head.

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What is the shadow of peapod called?

A podcast.

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