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Why is being a cloud seeder such an easy job?

They just shoot the breeze all day long.

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Shane Ronay
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Why did Tom get fired from the kitchen hardware business?

He just couldn't handle it.

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Shane Ronay
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Jason Hernandez is 7'3", and wears the largest shoes in the world..

That's quite a feet.

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Akiva Lane
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Why don't matadors take bulls seriously?

Because they know that they are full of bull.

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Akiva Lane
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What was Billy's reaction when he saw how many tiers of steps he had to climb to his seat in the last row?

It brought tiers to his eyes.

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Akiva Lane
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What did Joan do after she attached her schedule to a helium balloon?

She didn't know, because her plans were up in the air.

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Akiva Lane
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What did pregnant Emily and the library book she was reading have in common?

They were both due in September.

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Akiva Lane
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Why couldn't Joe say the phrase "A cyclone that looks like a tongue."

Because it was a tongue twister.

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Yitzchak Berger
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How can you identify a Dogwood tree?

By its bark.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Betty buy a very large plate?

Because she had so many things on her plate.

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Akiva Lane
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What is similar between most men's hair and re-planting a garden?

They are both re-seeding.

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What is a book called that is a collection of reviews about the movie Psycho?

Psycho Analysis

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