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Why did Arnold lie down next to bread in the bakery?

He wanted to be rolling in dough.

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Why did Betty need to call the dry cleaner where she had left her clothes?

She had a pressing question.

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What nickname did Billy's English teacher give him because his essays were so good?

Bill of writes.

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Shaya Dubin
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What do you call an alligator in a vest?

An investigator.

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Why did Barry wear an oxygen mask when he saw a beautiful sunset?

Because it took his breath away.

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How would you describe this?

Spring is in the air.

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Yitzchak Berger
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What do you call a factory that makes OK products?

A satis factory.

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call a very elaborate rap song?

A rap-sody.

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After Joe was dazed by getting hit in the head with a baseball, what was he looking forward to?

The end of daze.

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Shane Ronay
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Why are bakery employees so nice to their customers?

They know where their bread is buttered.

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When the truck spilled coffee grounds all over Marvin's lawn, what did his lawyer say?

"I think we have grounds for suing the truck company."

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What did the magician do when he was very tired?

He drank coffee, and that did the trick.

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