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What is a very small pun called?

A puny pun.

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Why did Bill want his wife to make pie without sugar?

His sweetie pie's pie was sweet enough.

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Which animal rarely stops talking?

The yak

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Where do livestock veterinarians have their prescriptions filled?

At the farmacy

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What can we drink to get rid of the golden calf within us?

De-calf coffee.

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Why shouldn't you get angry at the cursor on your computer screen?

Because then you might become the curser.

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What pictures did the family put on the bedroom curtains?

Pictures of tomatoes and eggplants because they are nightshades.

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What has a head and a tail but no body?

A coin.

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What do you call an eating contest to see who can eat the fastest?

The gulp war.

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What do you call an ambulance for alligators?

Gator Aid.

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Why is a sleeping person like a spy?

Because he is under cover.

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What did the transportation company of cows call themselves?

The moooooovers.

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