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Why did Emily like making her bed in the morning?

Because then she felt like she had it made.

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What do you call a pair of pants that wants to be forever young?

Peter pants.

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What did it prove when the teacher forced the class to write a long essay?

That might makes write.

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Where do mathematicians go on vacation?

Times Square

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Why do UN ambassadors stay so healthy?

Diplomatic Immunity

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Where did Shakespeare play as a child that helped him learn to write plays?

The playground.

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What's going on here?

A feeding friendsy.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Sophia put on makeup?

She thought it was pretty imporant.

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What are these people doing?

They're getting on board.

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What is the difference between a real man and one that is not real?

One is Sir Real, and the other is surreal.

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Why did Bill order these to wear himself?

He's trying to lose weight through resistance-training.

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How did Patty feel about her wonderful female cat?

She was purr-fect.

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