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Why didn't the cafeteria label their trays A, B, C, D, etc?

Because the second one would be 'betray'.

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What is a party called where everyone is treated equally?

A democratic party.

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When Jeff asked his friend, "What is worse, ignorance or apathy?" how did his friend answer?

His friend answered, "I don't know, and I don't care".

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What is it called when someone corrects a Morse code message they regretted sending?

Re-Morse.

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What is the relationship between a trial and love?

The trial involves justice, and love involves just us.

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What excuse can be used by a person who drinks too much?

I'd rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal labotomy.

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Why was Bill hesitant to have a rock band play on his yacht?

He was always told it's not good to rock the boat.

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Why did the city clean up it's large city dump?

Because people felt that its waste line was unsightly.

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Why did the foolish prospector think the goldmine was his?

There was a sign outside it that said "Mine".

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When Mark Gen was knighted, what kind of doctor did he automatically become.

Sir Gen.

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Where do you go when it's night and you're in bed and you're tired?

You go to sleep.

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Why did Alan quit his job as a probate attorney?

He didn't like putting on heirs.

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