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What's a good name for an herbal brew business?

Special Teas

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It's a lap top.

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Why is moving from one house to another like fighting?

Because it involves boxing.

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What are earings called that are in the shape of pears?

A pear of earrings.

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Why did the bar have a very tall ceiling?

Because it wanted the customers to have less of a hangover.

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When Matthew Gen was knighted, why did people think he was a doctor?

Because people called him Sir Gen.

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What is similar between the Amazon jungle and tennis?

The Amazon used to have cannibals and tennis has a can of balls.

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What did the Aztec comedy troupe call themselves?

The Inca Hoots

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Did Arlene like the new vacuum cleaner?

She thought it sucks.

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How did Bill's parents feel about his goal of being a plumber?

They thought it was a pipe dream.

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How do you describe people who like good writing?

They are pro prose pros.

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What do you call a candy bar that sings rap music?

A candy rapper.

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