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What vegetable jumps into the deep end of the pool?

The endive.

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Why didn't Pharaoh believe anything Moses said?

It was in a State of de Nile.

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What 2 letters do you use when talking to someone else about themselves?

UR

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Why did the sergeant give his troops sticks of glue?

As a message that they should to stick together.

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Why did Beverly learn knot tying?

She wanted to tie the knot, and get married.

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What is ironic about taking the apple on the left?

After you take it, the other one is left.

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Why was the young mathematician encouraged when computing the formula of circles?

He was told it was easy as pi.

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What happens when you put on a thick sweater and get very hot?

You become the sweater.

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What do you call an airline founded by a group of inheritors?

United Heirlines

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Why did Paul put on his glasses when working with his team?

To make sure everyone was clear.

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How did the mouse avoid the mousetrap?

He just squeaked by.

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Which type of realtor focuses only on promoting people's basements?

A celler's agent.

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