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Why don't they sharpen pencils at both ends?

What's the point?

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What can be said about nurses who help patients with intravenous feeding?

Their work is in vein.

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What was the plastic's response when the steel suggested that they get together?

I'm flexible.

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What did the artist do before he made a sculpture of a person's head?

He had to plan a head.

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If the Allentown bank merged with Capital One bank, what would it be called?

Al Capone.

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What 5 letters are just empty energy?

MTNRG

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How were people getting hit by the same bicycle every day?

It was a vicous cycle.

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What was Karl Marx and his brother called?

The Marx brothers.

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What game does this represent?

The orange bowl.

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This is our new dog, Crusty.

All he does is loaf around all day.

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Why didn't the actor work on Passover?

He couldn't have any roles.

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How is the metric system similar to a guy going on a date?

They both involve a 'meet her'.

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