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What was Betty's reaction when the glass jar fell and broke?

She found it jarring.

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Which king was this?

Edward IV - he had a short reign.

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Why was the farm worker disappointed?

He thought he was promised a good salary, but they gave him a good celery.

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Why didn't the cafeteria label their trays A, B, C, D, etc?

Because the second one would be 'betray'.

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How does Barbie know when to go on stage?

She waits for the Barbie cue.

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What did the dentist say after he examined the comb with a lot of thin teeth?

You're fine.

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What was it called when Pierre welcomed and praised his guests over a glass of wine?

French toast.

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What is it called when a boat company has a special discount on sailboats?

A sail-sale-celebration.

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Why didn't Joe understand airplanes?

It was above his head.

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What is the plan called where you make sure that you do something productive every single hour of the day?

Hour power.

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Why didn't Bill promise his wife that he would be a billionaire?

Because that didn't look very promising.

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Why was the tourist dropped off on a deserted island?

He requested an isle seat.

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