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Why did Evelyn dislike being near chickens?

Because they used fowl language.

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What is the person who a cougher coughs on called?

Coffee.

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Why wasn't the student's cousin able to pick her up from school?

It wasn't a pparent.

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What do people on the Keto Diet use to measure their food intake?

A carburetor

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What does the word 'injest' mean?

To eat something while laughing.

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What was Bill's reaction when he found a hole in the wall of the outhouse?

"I need that like a hole in the head'.

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Why didn't Jane play hide and seek?

Good players are hard to find.

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Which type of vehicle transports a person to the doctor when he hurts his foot?

A toe truck.

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Why is this inspiring?

It says 'Eye can!'

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What is it called when lawyers make mistakes in the courtroom?

Trial and error.

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What do you call loving swing music in Michigan?

Being in a swing state in a swing state.

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How does one refer to the hallways at mental institutions?

Psycho paths.

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