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How did Jack learn to give himself a haircut?

He knew it off the top of his head.

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Why was Maxine confused about how seriously to take Allen?

She didn't know if he was "Sir Real" or "Surreal".

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Why did the politician like to winnow grain on the farm?

He liked how it is spelled: win now.

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What does Superman, Batman and South Africa have in common.

They all have a cape of good hope.

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How do you describe this costume?

This guy's disguise is the skies.

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How did Bill's parents feel about his goal of being a plumber?

They thought it was a pipe dream.

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What part of the day does not have an odd amount of Ning?

The Even Ning.

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What is a good name for a company that certifies bones for dogs to chew on?

Bone-a-fide

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What is this a picture of?

Air Bee and Bee

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What's a good name for a tanning salon?

Tan Fastic.

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How did Charlie feel when he lost his list of things to do?

He felt listless.

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What was Genghis Kahn's attitude that made him successful?

He was Kahn-fident.

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