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What did two male siblings name their soup business?

Broth-ers

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Who represents the National Bicycle Tire Association?

Their spokesman

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What did Al think about his friend owning his own plumbing supply business?

It was just a pipe dream.

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What are "octopy"?

Pizzas topped with calamari.

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How did Maxine fold up her laptop?

She folded the screen down.

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When Jerry looked at his legs, how did he know that he was eating too much?

His calves had become cows.

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Is it good to tie something with a frayed knot?

I'm afraid not.

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What is the vegetable of choice for most percussionists?

Beets, of course.

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Why are vultures always the last ones to leave a meal?

They have a bone to pick.

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What did Bill say to his inexperienced chiropractor?

Your a real pain in the neck.

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What electronic device is named after an American insect?

USB

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Why did the town call itself Vincible?

Because they knew that people want to be in Vincible.

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