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What do you call two siblings that are sleeping next to each other?

Nap Kins

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What diagnosis caused the man to break his leg by being too anxious?

A stress fracture

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Why did Grandpa enjoy spending time in his rocking chair?

Because he didn't want people to think he was off his rocker.

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How do you convey to somewhat that you think they are special?

You nique.

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What is a drug store located in an attic called?

A drug attic.

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How did Bertha feel about the numbers 3, 5, 7, and 9?

She thought they were odd.

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What is a book called that is a collection of reviews about the movie Psycho?

Psycho Analysis

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What cosmetics does a woman wear when she wants to end an argument?

Make up make-up.

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What is a stretched rope that walks around called?

A tight rope walker.

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Why was Bobby's mother concerned with he came home from school with this sheet of paper?

He came home with a black 'i'.

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Mary exercized at Jim's place every day - what is his full name?

Jim Nasium

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What do you call someone who is crazy about money?

A dough nut.

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