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Why was Bob always looking down at his wife's high heel shoes?

Because he was head over heels over her.

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Why did Billy have trouble learning to speak using future and past tense?

It made him tense.

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Why should we have more appreciation for street contractors?

Because they pave the way for us.

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What is the difference between an accountant and a psychologist?

An accountant deals with invoices, and a psychologist deals with inner voices.

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Why did this guy think he'd be good at bartending?

He came from a "pour" family.

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What did the grapes say when they were stepped on?

Nothing, they just let out a little wine.

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What is happening here?

He's checking his bill for web service.

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What did Arnold like about geometry?

He thought some of the angles were acute.

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When Andrea lost her ring, what did her husband suggest?

Try calling it, and see if it rings.

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Why didn't the cafeteria label their trays A, B, C, D, etc?

Because the second one would be 'betray'.

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What day in September do women give birth?

Labor day.

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How did Beth feel about all the knots in her hair?

She was knot happy.

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