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What do you call periodicals that discuss Make America Great Again?

Maga Zines

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What is an imaginary ocean?

A fanta-sea.

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What do you call an ambulance for alligators?

Gator Aid.

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Why doesn't Clark Kent become Superman anymore?

He can't find a telephone booth.

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What do you call someone who used to be a pert?

An ex-pert.

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Why did Bill get furious at the person who tried to steal his goat?

It really got his goat.

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What did the world think about Edison's invention of the light bulb?

They thought it was a brilliant idea.

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Which vegetable is best served mashed?

Squash

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What involves getting into the nitty-gritty of what is right and wrong?

Inte-gritty.

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What part of the day has the most Ning?

More Ning.

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What do you call a delicious English herring?

Yum kippers.

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What is used to lubricate the joints of a robot?

Elbow grease.

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