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When people asked Noah why he was building an ark, what did he answer?

Noah dea.

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Why did Amanda avoid cookies, cake, and crackers?

She tried to void foods that are crummy.

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What did the Mayor say about the turnstile jumping on the subway?

That's not fare!

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What is an Eskimo father called?

An ice pop.

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Why was the hot dog happy?

Because it was on a roll.

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Why did Joe use so much weather stripping?

He opposed the draft.

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How do you describe professional athletes?

They are pro-active.

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What is the problem with a small group of people controlling a country?

It's just us, instead of justice.

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Why didn't Bill promise his wife that he would be a billionaire?

Because that didn't look very promising.

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What do you call someone with no capacity at all for gardening?

A blooming idiot.

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Why did Andrea not want to take papers out of the file cabinet?

She was concerned that they might become defiled.

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How did Mark feel when he used a machine to get rid of his static?

He felt ex-static.

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