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Who was Zig Ziglar's brother, and why did they never see each other?

Zag Ziglar, and they were always in opposite places.

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Shane Ronay
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What happened when a jar of pickles spilled onto music sheets?

It made sour notes.

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call a state that is really into dancing?

A swing state.

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Akiva Lane
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What's similar between the last stop on a train and a lion's tail?

They are both the end of the lion.

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Akiva Lane
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Why is a popsicle made of mist so interesting?

It's mistacle.

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What was the plastic's response when the steel suggested that they get together?

I'm flexible.

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Akiva Lane
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What can you say about a manager who enjoys firing people?

That he's playing with fire.

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Akiva Lane AI
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What is it called when someone surfs on top of a fishing net?

Surfing the net.

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Akiva Lane
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What finger does a card-shark use to manipulate the card deck?

The in-decks finger.

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Akiva Lane
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If two eyes are labeled A and B, what eye is smarter?

A Eye

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Akiva Lane
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What is the realization that all life begins as a fertilized egg?

It's egg-sistential.

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How did the medical student choose Ophthalmology as a specialty?

He researched his options, and the eyes had it.

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