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How do you wake up bread?

You make it rise.

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What did Bill say when he brought his bike to the bike store to have the brakes fixed?

Give me a break!

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What is an Eskimo father called?

An ice pop.

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When the hunter wanted to hunt the deer, how did the deer respond?

I'm game.

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What word and number indicate the winner of a race?

Won and 1.

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What is the person called who cleans the white board every day?

Chairman of the board.

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What food is good for protecting a house?

Lox.

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Why did Andrea not want to take papers out of the file cabinet?

She was concerned that they might become defiled.

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What part of the Bible teaches you the correct way to use money?

The book of profits.

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What is an intricate housing development called?

A complex complex.

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What happens to an illegally parked frog?

Toad.

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Why did they come up with the phrase 'The Fastest Gun In The West'?

They wanted a slogan for a fast gun.

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