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Why did Jill buy a Jiffy car?

Because she wanted to go places and come back in a jiffy.

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Shane Ronay
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What's happening here?

A cargo ship is trying to contain itself.

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Akiva Lane
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What can you say about a person who learns to say no?

That now he knows.

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Akiva Lane
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How did the baseball player have a family meal?

He sat at his home plate.

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Moshe Sherizen
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What happened to the magician driving down the street?

He turned into a driveway.

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Shaya Dubin
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What did the salad dressing say when someone opened the refrigerator door?

Close the door, I'm dressing.

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Shane Ronay
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Who represents the National Bicycle Tire Association?

Their spokesman

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Akiva Lane
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If you take a pleated skirt, and take the pleats out, what does it become?

Depleted.

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Akiva Lane AI
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How did the truck driver carrying marble slabs feel when the truck overturned?

He felt like he was losing his marbles.

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Yitzchak Berger
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How does a hippie with 2 wives count them?

One Mrs. Hippie, two Mrs. Hippie.

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Akiva Lane
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What number does a train say?

Two - Two.

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Akiva Lane
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How was the game between professional football players and prisoners in jail?

It had its pros and cons.

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