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What can you take when you're tired?

You can take a nap or you can take a break.

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When people asked Noah why he was building an ark, what did he answer?

Noah dea.

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What is another name for a frankfurter and beer?

Frank and stein.

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What did Max do when the plumbing company made a mess of trying to fix the bathroom blockage?

He decided to sue her.

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Why don't elephants get upset very often?

They have thick skin.

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What do mermaids use to wash their fins?

Tide

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What is the time called after mailing a letter?

Post post.

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What is another name for a car's complete history?

An autobiography.

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What is the study of focusing on others called?

Yourology

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What did Joey do when his mother said his bathroom towel was dirty, and he should throw it in the hamper?

He threw in the towel.

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When Jim went to the seashore at dawn, how did he feel when the early morning mist cleared?

He had liked being in the midst of the mist, and he missed the mist.

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What do lawyers do?

They insert and remove claws in clauses.

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