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Why are jellyfish so mean?

Because they're spineless.

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What do you call a bear that is manic depressive?

A bi-polar bear.

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How is he trying to lose weight by wearing bread on his head?

It's a new loaf hat diet.

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Akiva Lane
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What's an attitude in life that can make things harder?

Taking things for granite.

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What seven letter word for a tree has all 5 vowels?

Sequoia

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What is it called when people argue about what to do with a rope?

This cord's discord.

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Why did Alan give a tip to the bartender?

Because he felt tipsy.

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How is a person who is looking for parking like Lady Macbeth?

He feels like saying 'Out out damn spot'!

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What is this man doing in the doctor's office?

Drawing blood.

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Why is the Pillsbury doughboy a hippie?

He's a flour child.

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When everyone quit the baseball league except Joe, why wasn't Joe upset?

Because now he was in a league all by himself.

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What is an ancient Celtic who is very flexible called?

A fluid druid.

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