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What is a pile of cats called?

A meow-ntain

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What involves running, but can take place in just the kitchen?

Running out of food.

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Why did Sam sing while he built houses?

He wanted to build them soundly.

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Are all the websites on internet nervous?

No, a lot of them are com.

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What is the motto of the Gluten Intolerance Association?

The Pain of Grain Makes us Mainly Abstain.

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What do you call a camel that acts?

A drama-dary.

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What did Bill do when his hands were dirty?

He took them to a hand laundry.

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What do you get when you find someone you want to marry?

You get married.

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Which king was this?

Edward IV - he had a short reign.

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What did Amy call her book about why people put other people down?

The Meaning of Demeaning.

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What did Jimmy say when he couldn't go out to play because it was raining?

When it rains, it bores.

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How is your mother's annoying baby sister similar to a city in Western Europe?

They're both aunt twerps.

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