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Shane Ronay
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How was a comedian asked to perform at the Orthopedist's Convention?

Please...humerus.

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Akiva Lane
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What was Bill's nickname after he was able to drive to avoid the tornado?

Mister "missed the twister".

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Akiva Lane
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When the wind blew the large plastic cans all over, why did they change to steel cans?

When it's windy, steel cans still can be still cans.

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Matt Weiss
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Why is it hard to trust a staircase?

It's always up to something.

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Shane Ronay
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Which type of realtor focuses only on promoting people's basements?

A celler's agent.

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call male child of a purse?

A purse son.

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Akiva Lane
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Why didn't Andy drink the cup of tea that was left in the restaurant?

Because it wasn't his cup of tea.

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Akiva Lane
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What kind of ship demands total control?

Dictator ship

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Akiva Lane
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If a leader doesn't have a clear inspiring vision, what is the result?

Di-vision.

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Shane Ronay
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Why did the baker always make jokes about bread?

To get a rise out of people.

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Akiva Lane
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What was the double-jointed acrobat very good at?

Patting himself on the back.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did the people playing poker surround themselves with bushes?

They wanted to hedge their bets.

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