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What was it called when Pierre welcomed and praised his guests over a glass of wine?

French toast.

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Why did John feel bad when he stopped dating?

Because he felt out of date.

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Why are ticks in Rome full of love?

Because they are romantics.

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When do parents feel that they aren't parenting enough?

When - in relation to their kids - they feel only 'parenthetical'.

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When Nancy suggested putting grated cheese on the salad, what was everyone's reaction?

They thought it was grate.

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Why are reading glasses called glasses?

Because they are made from plastic?

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What is the official fruit of Florida?

Elderberries

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What country is similar to a runner that just finished a race?

Iran

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Why did Barry wonder who he was?

Because he didn't feel like himself.

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Because Gus Jones was so much fun to be with, what was his nickname?

Fun Gus.

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What happens to one's ability to walk after 8 drinks?

The results are staggering.

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What's wrong with overseeing a coatroom in July?

Nobody has hang-ups.

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