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What mid-Western US city is named after small apples?

Mini-apples.

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What did the Arial, Helvetica, and Courier fonts say to each other?

You're not my type.

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Shane Ronay
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What's this?

A 5 o'clock shadow.

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How is your mother's annoying baby sister similar to a city in Western Europe?

They're both aunt twerps.

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What do you call a place where you can relax and sort things out?

A re-sort.

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Why dosn't Andrea like eating old mint candy?

Her one requirement is that they must be in mint condition.

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Why did the man buy so much bottled water?

There was a liquidation sale.

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Yitzchak Berger
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What’s the difference between a hippo and a zippo?

One is really heavy and the other is a little lighter.

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Which U.S. Army battalion drives up to and then crawls under barbed-wire fences?

Jeepers Creepers

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When does the weather need a therapist?

When it's raining like crazy.

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When Jerry got a cold, why did go to the veterinarian?

He was a little hoarse, and he had a frog in his throat.

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What do you call a farmer who makes medicine from the food he grows?

A farmacist.

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