Pictures:

Why didn't Billy like the second class of his school day?

He felt like a second class citizen.

1867

What does a cell phone, a credit card, and a bullfight have it common?

They all involve charging.

2984

Why was Bill so exhausted after a day of putting tires on the inner rings of car wheels?

It was tire ring.

3024

When the hunter wanted to hunt the deer, how did the deer respond?

I'm game.

3249

Why do some of these specific instruments look different from the others?

They're members of the opposite sax.

826

How did the trucking company become so successful?

They went the extra mile.

323

What part of the body do military people try to avoid?

De feet.

3231

How do you convey to someone that you feel connected to them as a human being?

You manity.

445

How did Melinda like the movie about sponges that live in the ocean?

She found it very absorbing.

2357

Why did the therapist keep a bell in his office?

If what he said didn't ring a bell with the patient, he could ring the bell for the patient.

736

What do you call the top 2 Chinese translators?

The Co-Mandarin Chiefs

73

How did Jack refer to the current day when he finished work?

He called it a day.

1214