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When the truck spilled coffee grounds all over Marvin's lawn, what did his lawyer say?

"I think we have grounds for suing the truck company."

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What do you call a bathroom for both men and women?

A democratic potty.

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What's wrong with overseeing a coatroom in July?

Nobody has hang-ups.

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What does an air conditioner and a hair conditioner have in common?

They both can make you feel cool.

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When we treat others with tact, what is the result?

Our relationships remain intact.

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What is a factory that packages eggs called?

An egg plant.

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What do they say about the tree that was cut down because it no longer had leaves?

It was absent without leaves.

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What is it called when someone surfs on top of a fishing net?

Surfing the net.

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Why was Fred very good at sleeping?

He could do it with his eyes closed.

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What do you call a road with a lot of curves in it on a very windy day?

A windy windy road.

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What psychological issue does this represent?

De pendant C.

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What do you call someone who is driven crazy by the ticking of a clock?

A luna-tick.

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