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Why did Jerry avoid taking hot baths?

He tried to avoid things that would get him into hot water.

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How did Jack learn to give himself a haircut?

He knew it off the top of his head.

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How did Boris feel about losing the kick-boxing championship?

He wanted to kick himself.

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Why was Beverly annoyed at the large window?

Because it was a big pane.

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Why did Mother Goose's child stay home from school?

It was a lame duck.

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What is a required course for train designers?

Pullmonology

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What are the benefits of having a sense of wonder (one-der)?

It can help you feel at 'one' with everything.

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Is the legend about how Arthur became king actually true?

Sword of.

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Why did Betty need to call the dry cleaner where she had left her clothes?

She had a pressing question.

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Does the manufacturer make much money from selling these?

Nah, they make peanuts.

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What part of the Talmud has to do with carbonated drinks?

Talmud Sota from Talmud Bubbly, studied at the Coca Kollel, as they sing Mizmor le Soda.

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What are these people doing?

They're getting on board.

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