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How did Johnny feel when he spent all the pennies in his piggy bank?

It left him cents-less.

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Why did Billy ask his father to take a baseball bat and a bird to the baseball game?

Because he liked bat man and robin.

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Why did Jon quit his job at the marble quarry?

He was always between a rock and a hard place.

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When Bob got to the intersection, why did he make a right turn?

He didn't want to make a wrong turn.

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How did the winner prevail in this competition?

He was on a roll

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What's another way of referring to "the middle of the ocean"?

The Marine Core

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What do you call a story about a mouse that lives in 2 cities?

A Tail Of Two Cities.

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What do you have to be careful not to add to the color violet?

The letter N because it would become violent.

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How many degrees does a wrong angle have?

We know it's not 90 degrees, because that's a right angle.

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What are events before they unfold?

Folded.

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What is a good name for a locksmith that serves food?

Bagels and locks.

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What kind of scientist studies bubbles?

A fizz-a-cist.

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