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What part of a river is in the present?

Its currents.

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Why did the bartender put rolls on the bar next to the drinks?

His motto was 'Roll with the punches'.

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How do you describe a bar that got bad reviews?

The booze got boos.

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What bank manager has a white horse near him?

The loan arranger has his horse Silver.

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What are US Treasury Bonds called that move around a lot?

Vaga-Bonds.

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What's the problem with a person being in Valid, Sweden?

He's in Valid.

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Which African nation is known for their pigs?

Guinea

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How did France come up with Bastille day, Canada with Canada Day, and the U.S. July the 4th?

They did it Independently.

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How do you describe a cow that is very particular about the food it eats?

It chooses its cud.

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What does the Constitution have in common with balancing a checkbook?

Checks and balances.

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How did Elsie the cow feel when she couldn't give milk?

She felt like an udder failure.

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Why did Jay attend traffic court for his illegal Left Turn?

He knew he was right.

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