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What do they say about a great baseball player?

That the hits just keep on coming!

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Why do people dislike washing windows?

They're a pane.

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Which type of vehicle transports a person to the doctor when he hurts his foot?

A toe truck.

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What kind of tea commands respect?

Authora tea.

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Why did Jill buy a Jiffy car?

Because she wanted to go places and come back in a jiffy.

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Why did Nancy like turning on light bulbs?

She enjoyed the experience of 'seeing the light'.

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Why did the light bulb have emotional problems?

Because it was turned off.

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How did diners at the Chinese restaurant react to the LED lighting?

They asked if they could Dim Sum.

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How did Betty feel when her guests said they wanted coffee instead of her delicious Thyme tea?

She didn't want to waste her Thyme on them.

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How did the baseball player have a family meal?

He sat at his home plate.

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Why was the elephant that lived in Manhattan depressed?

It couldn't find work, so it felt ir-elephant.

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How did the baseball player feel about baseballs that land close to home plate?

He felt they were hitting too close to home.

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