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Why did the bears stop being friends?

They found each other unbearable.

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What did Maxine do when she lost her job?

She wrote a resume in order to resume working.

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What happens when parents from Asia spin their children?

They become dis-Oriented

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Where do puns come from?

The funny farm

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What is this man's motto?

"A waist is a terrible thing to waste".

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How do baseball players keep in touch with each other?

They touch base with each other.

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How are a salad and a Paris bathroom similar?

They both accommodate French dressing.

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What did the person who slept on a hard surface say when waking up?

I hardly slept.

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What do luggage stores, elephants, cars, and trees have in common?

They all have trunks.

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What did Mr. electric eel says to Mrs. electric eel?

You look absolutely stunning!

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What's the question about whether the word is spelled 'kibutz' or kibbutz'?

Two B's or not two B's, that is the question.

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What kind of point is not sharp?

A moot point.

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