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After being disappointed by the response he got, why did Jim go fishing at lake Excellent?

He was fishing for compliments.

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Why was Bill hesitant to have a rock band play on his yacht?

He was always told it's not good to rock the boat.

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When the stadium's gardener was pulling up weeds, what did he say to the team?

I'm rooting for you.

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What is the prettiest angle?

The acute angle.

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What do stressful situations and camping have in common.

Then are both intense.

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What famous saying does this represent?

Two bees or not two bees.

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Why did the cinnamon havester quit his job?

He kept barking up the wrong tree.

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What do you call software whose sales are flat?

Flatware

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Where do books sleep?

Between the covers.

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How to people from this country justify where they were born?

They must Peruv it.

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What is this man doing?

He's a lion tamer aligning a line of lions.

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Does the manufacturer make much money from selling these?

Nah, they make peanuts.

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