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How did the Mexican "Uno Dos" bandits get their name?

They'd leave without a "tres".

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Who made outdoor tables and chairs popular in Dublin?

Paddy O'Furniture

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Did Arlene like the new vacuum cleaner?

She thought it sucks.

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Why was Emily always careful to treat bread carefully and with respect?

She didn't want to do anything that went against the grain.

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Who's bigger - Mr. Bigger, or Mr. Bigger's baby, and why?

Mr. Bigger's baby, because he's a little Bigger.

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What did the grapes say when they were stepped on?

Nothing, they just let out a little wine.

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What is the message of a clock with wings?

That time flies.

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What does a policeman, a fireman, and a doorman all have in common?

They're all men.

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When Beverly had a dream about swimming in a pool of orange soda, what did it mean?

It was just a Fanta Sea.

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Why did the graffiti artist stop before he was arrested for vandalism?

He read the writing on the wall.

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What is similar about doctors' situations before and after they graduate from medical school?

First they need patience, and then they need patients.

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Which doctor would you want overseeing your bacterial infection?

The Chief of Staph

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