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Though Joe was a great pitcher, why did he insist on playing other positions on the baseball team?

He didn't want to be pitch-in holed.

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What 5 letter word becomes shorter when you add 2 letters to it?

The word 'short'.

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What does the Garden of Eden, New York City, Granny Smith, and Cuppertino have in common?

Apples

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Why was the singer embarrassed to go on stage and perform?

Because he was a little horse, and he had a frog in his throat.

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What do sales people do when they make big sales?

They have a sell-abration.

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What is special about the sentence, 'See, yes we can'?

The words mean Yes in Spanish, English, French, and Hebrew.

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Which window specialty focuses on commercial accounts?

Pane Management specialists.

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What Hebrew word does this represent?

Dati

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What US President had the most clothes to clean?

Washington.

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Do people in the UK use common sense?

No, the common pence.

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Why did Amanda move slowly on days that she didn't eat in order to lose weight?

She moved slowly on fast days.

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What is an expert thief who is second in command called?

An accomplished accomplice.

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