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What part of the day does not have an odd amount of Ning?

The Even Ning.

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How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh?

Ten-tickles.

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Did Bill Clinton find his wife funny?

He thought she was Hillarious

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What are reporters who never retire called?

Permanent press.

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How do we know that the belt of a Knight during the Middle Ages was black?

It was in the middle of the knight.

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Why did the husband and wife put their hands in the sink together when they wanted to communicate?

It helped them be in-sink with each other.

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Because Gus was always happy, what was his nickname?

Fungus.

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What is similar about these 2 pictures?

They are both sublime

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What does Shakespeare getting sick have to do with feeling angry at someone?

ILL WILL.

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What did the pan say when it was covered with aluminum foil?

Foiled again!

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What political system tries to make people calm?

Calm-unisim.

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What's a good name for an outdoor restaurant with palm trees, granite floors, and granite tables?

Palm and Granite

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