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How is America similar to those who figured out how to make a bus that looked like a cylinder?

Column bus discovery

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What is a good name for a tanning salon for men?

Tan Gent.

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Why did Lisa buy things with pennies?

When she bought things, she wanted to use common cents.

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How did Mark regard his habit of drinking beer every day?

He regarded it as minor ale-ment.

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What is this?

A paradigm.

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What do you call it when someone is envious of another person's ability to be as flexible as Jello?

Jello-sy.

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What did Maxine do when she lost her job?

She wrote a resume in order to resume working.

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Are these seagulls?

No, they're stool pigeons.

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What are our great-grandfathers called?

Our four fathers.

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What is a father called who is an expert at doing things?

A doo dad.

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How do we know that generosity leads to a spirit of forgiving?

"To give" plus "to give" equals forgive.

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What did the person who slept on a hard surface say when waking up?

I hardly slept.

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