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What is an insect that hums?

Humbug.

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What can have both a good and bad result?

Pennies from Heaven

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What's similar between the last stop on a train and a lion's tail?

They are both the end of the lion.

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How did Joe feel when he met with a lot of his friends and family?

Joe + you + us = joyous.

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What is a crazy motive called?

A loco motive.

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What do people in the US say when they want to use the metric system?

Take me to your litre.

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What is a gym called filled with people who want to lose weight?

A waist land.

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Have you heard of the band called Cellophane?

They're a wrap group.

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Which part of the world do people contract mild forms of amnesia?

Micronesia

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Why did the prisoner eat food he was allergic to?

He wanted to break out.

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What's high in the middle, and round at both ends?

The word Ohio.

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What was Salvador Dali's favorite breakfast?

Surreal

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