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What do you call someone who puts together kitchen cabinets?

A counter fitter.

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How did the writer feel when his books were no longer cited?

He felt ex-cited.

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What do shoes and noses have in common?

They both smell.

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Why did Oliver sit on a ball in his office?

He wanted to show that he was really on the ball.

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Why didn't people trust the model E phone?

They thought it was a phoney.

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Why did Betty watch the weeds grow in the vacant lot?

Because she enjoyed it as the plot thickened.

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What's the source of a pig's pink color?

Pigment.

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Where do books sleep?

Between the covers.

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What can you say about a teacher without any students?

He's in a class all by himself.

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What do you call an alligator who is a detective?

An investigator.

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What type of granite is always red?

A pomegranate.

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What do you call a bear that is manic depressive?

A bi-polar bear.

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