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Why did the dirty dishes in the sink feel connected to each other?

Because they were all in sync.

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What do you call a store that doesn't move?

A stationery store.

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How did Andrea feel when she was running out of her favorite red perfume?

She felt bad that she was down to her last red scent.

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What might a person be on if they can't be heard?

On mute.

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Akiva Lane AI
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What is this person doing?

He's scraping the bottom of the barrel.

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What are commas, periods, and question marks that are used in puns called?

Pun-cuation.

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What do you call a scientist who measures how big things are?

A size-mologist.

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How did Jeff feel when his favorite porpoise in the aquarium was very sick?

He felt like he no longer had a porpoise.

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Who was Zig Ziglar's brother, and why did they never see each other?

Zag Ziglar, and they were always in opposite places.

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If a construction crew must build their skyscraper 1 floor a day, but fell behind, what should they do?

Make up stories.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Dan double the size of the pockets on his pants?

He was told that to afford everything, he needed deep pockets.

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How did Emma feel when she unexpectedly married a great guy?

It was a Sir Prize surprise.

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