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What did Rob's wife do when he realized he'd bought a guitar missing some components?

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She told him not to fret.

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Why does the calendar have a good social life?

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It has a lot of dates.

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Why is a mind like a parachute?

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It only works when it is open.

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What do you lightening that starts a forest fire?

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A match made in heaven.

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What's does track & field have in common with a Polish bank?

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They both have Pole vaults.

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What is MOM spelled upside down?

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WOW!

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What is similar about doctors' situations before and after they graduate from medical school?

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First they need patience, and then they need patients.

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How do we always know who a child's mother is?

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When she is pregnant and gives birth, it's apparent.

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What flowers are similar to a mouth?

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Tulips

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What is a repairman that fixes clocks called?

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A tik-tok doc.

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How did Sam's parents react when he threw the cereal in the garbage without eating it.

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They said he was a cereal killer.

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What do you call a retired explorer?

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An ex-plorer.

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What did Rob's wife do when he realized he'd bought a guitar missing some components?

She told him not to fret.

Why does the calendar have a good social life?

It has a lot of dates.

Why is a mind like a parachute?

It only works when it is open.

What do you lightening that starts a forest fire?

A match made in heaven.

What's does track & field have in common with a Polish bank?

They both have Pole vaults.

What is MOM spelled upside down?

WOW!

What is similar about doctors' situations before and after they graduate from medical school?

First they need patience, and then they need patients.

How do we always know who a child's mother is?

When she is pregnant and gives birth, it's apparent.

What flowers are similar to a mouth?

Tulips

What is a repairman that fixes clocks called?

A tik-tok doc.

How did Sam's parents react when he threw the cereal in the garbage without eating it.

They said he was a cereal killer.

What do you call a retired explorer?

An ex-plorer.

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