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Why was the calf hiding in the bushes?

It herd what was at steak.

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What seal agrees with everything?

The seal of approval.

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What are people called who have a tendency to act on a whim?

Whim-men.

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Is the legend about how Arthur became king actually true?

Sword of.

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What's the opposite of a Thanksgiving turkey?

A spring chicken.

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What do you call a farmer who makes medicine from the food he grows?

A farmacist.

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What is a good 2-part security method?

Beagles and locks.

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Do allergists make a good living?

It's nothing to sneeze at.

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What is the official nut of schools and educators?

mACADEMIA nuts

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Why did the quarterback run instead of throwing to his wide receiver?

He was cut off at the pass.

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What is a baseball that fell into the sewer called?

A foul ball.

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What type of person uses oxygen bleach to brush his teeth?

An oxymoron

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