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What was a misunderstanding between Bill and his wife?

She asked for toilet water for her birthday, and he didn't know it meant perfume.

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Moshe Sherizen
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Why is it hard to organize a professional hide-and-seek tournament?

Good players are hard to find.

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What is the opposite of an 'out voice', and what must be done with it?

An invoice, and it must be paid.

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What happened to the person who snuck into the heated swimming pool?

He's now in hot water.

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Shane Ronay
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Why was Achmed the thief unpopular with the other shepherds?

He got other people's goats.

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call lox served in an apartment?

Pad lox.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did the publisher make wide margins when printing the Book of the Prophets?

He wanted wide Prophet margins.

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How did Bill's parents feel about his goal of being a plumber?

They thought it was a pipe dream.

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How did Sam feel about getting bald?

Hair today, gone tomorrow.

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Shane Ronay
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Why did Joe work in a pizza shop?

He kneaded the dough.

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Shane Ronay
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Which psychology specialty focuses on dealing with others?

Yourology

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Akiva Lane
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What is a well after the repairman fixes it?

Well adjusted.

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