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What do athletes and musicians have in common?

They want to make records.

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Why are weddings often done under canopies?

To say that marriage is in tents.

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What is the most popular being in the sea?

The star fish.

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What is a rabbit's favorite music?

Hip hop.

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What did Beth say when she saw icebergs from her boat?

I see icy ice seas.

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Why did the judge put the man in jail for stealing from the bakery?

Evidence showed he really took the cake.

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What's worse than a crazy driver?

Someone who drives you crazy.

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What do you call a house where you go to become more aware?

A warehouse.

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Why did Sam invest in the perfume company?

It made a lot of scents.

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When Sharon found an old copy of Crime and Punishment, what was she holding?

A dusty Dostoevsky.

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What is the ring called under a car where the engine engages with the wheel axel?

The engagement ring.

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What can a person do terribly that is really good?

To miss someone terribly.

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