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Shane Ronay
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Why don't ATM machines provide quarters?

It doesn't make cents.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did the prisoner ask the judge to put words on a train?

Because he wanted the judge to commute his sentence.

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Shane Ronay
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What is this man doing?

He's "piering" down

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Yitzchak Berger
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What do you call a paper airplane that can't fly?

Stationary.

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Akiva Lane
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What question can you ask about the leaves of an evergreen tree?

If they don't leave the tree, why are they called leaves?

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Akiva Lane AI
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Why was the calf hiding in the bushes?

It herd what was at steak.

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Akiva Lane
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Why do internet browsers tend to gain weight?

They use cookies.

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Shane Ronay
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What happens if certain fowl don't build insulated nests for winter?

They go cold turkey.

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Shaya Dubin
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What can we learn from the fact that the US will no longer be making pennies?

That it no longer has common cents.

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call a very elaborate rap song?

A rap-sody.

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Akiva Lane
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Why was the hungry secretary like a clock?

At meetings she took minutes, and at meals she took seconds.

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Akiva Lane
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What cosmetics does a woman wear when she wants to end an argument?

Make up make-up.

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