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What is something before it was redundant?

Dundant.

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Why did the prisoner not want to take the anti-allergy medicine?

Because he wanted to break out.

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Why did the husband and wife enjoy scuba diving together?

They liked the feeling of being in sink with each other?

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What is similar between slamming on the car brakes and baseball?

They both have a short stop.

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What was the longest mistake in history?

The Roman Error, it lasted 500 years.

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Why did the student study outside in the cold?

Because he wanted to learn the subject cold.

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If a calculator falls and cracks, can you still use it?

Sometimes, but you can't count on it.

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What is similar between estimates and baseball players?

They both involve ball park figures.

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Why do many people choose low-fat milk?

Whole milk wheys them down.

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What number does a train say?

Two - Two.

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What was Betty's reaction when the glass jar fell and broke?

She found it jarring.

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What's this?

A 5 o'clock shadow.

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