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What happened to the man driving with a broken tail pipe?

He became exhausted.

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When something breaks, what can can be done before it's fixed?

A prefix.

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What happened after Lenny was very skeptical about going to a chiropractor?

Now he stands corrected.

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Why did Fred avoid eating hard cheese such as Swiss cheese?

He preferred eating cheese that is easier.

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If you take a pleated skirt, and take the pleats out, what does it become?

Depleted.

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What is the boy doing?

He's looking a gift horse in the mouth.

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Why did the baker receive a list of duties from his boss one at a time?

They were given on a knead to know basis.

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Are these seagulls?

No, they're stool pigeons.

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Why did Bill throw a stone out of the car window whenever he made a turn?

He didn't want to leave any turn un-stoned.

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Why did Bill not become a gastroenterologist?

He didn't have the guts.

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What do you call something that is very, very natural?

Super natural.

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What does the drug store - that sells products using vegetables and fish - call itself?

Farm and Sea Pharmacy.

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