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What is a lawyer's favorite girl's name?

Sue.

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Why did Tom get fired from the kitchen hardware business?

He just couldn't handle it.

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Why does Ben like tea?

It gets him from 'HERE' to 'THERE'.

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What did the sculptor do before he sculpted the subject's head?

He had to plan a head.

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Bill needed to pick a password 8 characters long, so what did he choose?

He chose the 8 character password: "Show-White-and-the-7-dwarves"

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What do you call a date to make sure a person is right for you?

Validate.

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What is the result of the fact that there are 7 trillion nerves in the human body?

Sometimes we feel like a bundle of nerves.

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Why did the man travel to India for a corned beef sandwich?

He heard they had a new Delhi.

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Why do we regard wine as special?

Because it is from de vine.

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Why doesn't Superman go out after dark when he visits Krypton, Kentucky?

Because then it's Krypton night.

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How did the small piece of wood feel when there was nothing to do?

It was a little board.

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Why is eating a liter of food like adding a T to it?

It becomes litter.

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