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What is the proper term for a clash between snakes?

A hissy fit

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How to summarize a person's life after being convicted of a crime?

Con descending.

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What can have both a good and bad result?

Pennies from Heaven

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How are a salad and a Paris bathroom similar?

They both accommodate French dressing.

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Why did Fred always cut into lines?

Because his doctor said he should lose wait.

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What was Benjamin Franklin's reaction when lightening struck his kite?

He found it enlightening.

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What scoring system is used for the sport of curling?

Curl marks.

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What do you call a chemical that makes you laugh?

A comical chemical.

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What do you call a pilot that learns to fly at night?

A fly by night.

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What kind of art do father's like?

Pop art.

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What happened after Lenny was very skeptical about going to a chiropractor?

Now he stands corrected.

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What is a loud group of boys playing called?

Boisterous.

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