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When Marsha told her husband on the phone that she was late, why did he call the police?

She said she was being held up.

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Why was Beverly annoyed at the large window?

Because it was a big pane.

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What psychiatric tool is similar the noses of hippies?

Hip noses.

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What did Alan say about his daughter traveling so much after she won the state's beauty contest?

I miss miss Missouri.

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What is a movie about the letter O called?

The Vide-O's.

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How did the circus strongman react when he found out he had an iron deficiency, though he could bend iron with his bare hands?

He found it ironic.

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What city is named after a saw that is used in battle?

Warsaw

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What looks like white paint and smells like blue paint?

White paint.

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Why did the politician like to winnow grain on the farm?

He liked how it is spelled: win now.

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What do you call a holy man who walks barefoot and has bad breath from fasting so much?

A super calloused fragile mystic hexed by halitosis.

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What letter and number combination precedes everything else?

B4

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What is the opposite of an 'out voice', and what must be done with it?

An invoice, and it must be paid.

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