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Why couldn't the pony sing?

Because he was a little hoarse.

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Why do chickens tend to have egg-streme political opinions?

Because they don't like being in the middle of the road.

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What does this picture show?

What are the greater graters?

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How did Linda react when she saw that her bank balance started with a minus sign?

She thought it was a bad sign.

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What did Alice call the hair she cut off because it was full of knots?

Forget me knots.

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What 3 letters are very exciting?

XTC

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What does a baker with a high IQ bake?

Smart cookies.

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What type of party involves guests dancing around an array of coffee tables?

A shin dig

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What's another name for sharks?

Vicious fishes.

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What is the difference between doing many things at once and being hit by a lot of taxes?

One is multi-tasking, and the other is multi-taxing.

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How did the veterinarian know that the horse had a cold?

He heard it straight from the horses mouth.

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What is similar between a mother with a child and furniture that stores clothes?

They are both dressers.

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