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Why does the world have problems?

Because it is bi-polar.

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What was Bill's reaction when someone approached him with a negative attitude?

He was non-plussed.

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Why is this wild cat upset?

He was told that cheetahs never prosper.

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What did the new doctor say to the retiring doctor whose practice he bought?

Thanks for your patients.

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What does the word 'avoidable' mean?

It's what a bull fighter tries to do.

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How did Martha react when she saw that her bank account went from minus to plus?

She saw it as a good sign.

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What vitamin is good for the eyes?

Vitamin see.

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What vegetable should diplomats learn all about?

Peas.

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Which famous explorer invented the golf shirt?

Marco Polo

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Why did the Mexican man take anti-anxiety medication?

For hispanic attacks.

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What do you call having a talent for making fun of others?

Special Tease

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Which paintings are not on display in museums?

Those with no strings attached.

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