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What does a baseball cap and an overturned boat have in common?

Cap size.

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What does the drug store - that sells products using vegetables and fish - call itself?

Farm and Sea Pharmacy.

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Which architecture style was used for the new personalized learning center?

Modern Tudor

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Why did Joe go to the paint store to lose weight?

He went to get thinner.

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Why do internet browsers tend to gain weight?

They use cookies.

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Why did Emily like making her bed in the morning?

Because then she felt like she had it made.

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Why did Marty not want to get rid of his old beat-up car?

Because then he would be wreck-less.

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How do you add 4 letters to LAUGH and 1 letter to LAUGHTER to completely change their meaning?

OnsLAUGHt and sLAUGHTER.

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What was the animal band on Noah's Ark called?

The Arkistra.

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What is a sentence that has only the first 5 letters of the alphabet?

A bee C's de E.

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Why did the small pail go to the doctor?

Because it was a little pale.

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What can you say about someone who thinks he will make a lot of money playing dice?

He's in a fool's para-dice.

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