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Why do deer hunters prefer larger guns?

It's a bigger bang for their buck.

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What do you call a bar that serves chocolate?

A chocolate bar.

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What two letters are used to make a spreadsheet?

XL

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How was the game between professional football players and prisoners in jail?

It had its pros and cons.

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What vitamin is good for the eyes?

Vitamin see.

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Where can one fall?

One can fall asleep, fall in love, fall down, fall ill, and fall into a trap.

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Why is a body of water on the moon crazy?

It's a luna sea.

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What is Santa Claus's favorite agricultural activity?

Hoe, hoe, hoe.

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How do you describe a mediocre seamstress?

A so-so sew-sew.

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Where do puns come from?

The funny farm

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Why did the manager buy a very large piece of paper?

Because he wanted all his workers to be on the same page.

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Is getting close to cousins important?

Yes, its relatively important.

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