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What is this man's position at the company?

Chairman of the Bored

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Why did Joe find it difficult to invest his money?

Because to him it didn't make cents.

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How did the lawyers refer to the case of the pillow company being sued?

The pillow case.

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Why did King Louis XV say, "After me comes the flood"?

He reigned for 59 years, and King Louis XIV reigned for 72 years, and after all that reigning, of course there would be a flood!

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What was the motto of the salami company?

Our wurst is best.

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Which city outlawed the use of doorbells?

Knocksville, TN

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What do you call a one-legged hippo?

A hoppo

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Why did Sunil move away from Delhi?

He found it full of baloney.

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How did the man get his young dog to stop barking?

He wore Hush Puppies

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Why did the Chinese military leader suffer from malnutrition?

Everyone kept eating General Tso's chicken.

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What's this?

A 5 o'clock shadow.

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What are 5 tow trucks?

A foot truck.

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