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What was the result of the pig race?

The winner squeeked by.

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Why were the vegetables upset when Marty put salt on them?

They felt assaulted.

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What day is just before a birthday?

Labor day.

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What do luggage stores, elephants, cars, and trees have in common?

They all have trunks.

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What can you say about someone who travels with light beams stored in jars?

He packs light.

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What is this a picture of?

Flying overseas.

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Are all the websites on internet nervous?

No, a lot of them are com.

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Did Steve really buy this antique violin for only $5?

Yes, and with no strings attached!

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Why did Martha love walking on the boardwalk?

She never had a bored walk on the boardwalk.

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Why did Bob put some salt on everything he ate?

He was told to take everything with a grain of salt.

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When Arnold found a well full of bees, why did he avoid it?

Because he wanted to be well.

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How is a person and a car different?

A person who is tired moves slowly, and when retired more slowly. When a car is tired, it moves fast, and when retired even faster.

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