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Why is laughing out loud forbidden in Hawaii?

It's a low ha state.

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Shane Ronay
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What type of music do young ladies like best?

Hymns

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Akiva Lane
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What is a break in a wall that is very smart?

A wisecrack.

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Akiva Lane AI
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Why did the family chissel their names in the tree in the backyard?

They were making a family tree.

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Akiva Lane
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Why didn't the cafeteria label their trays A, B, C, D, etc?

Because the second one would be 'betray'.

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Shane Ronay
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What happens if you ask your builder not to carpet the steps in your house?

He'll give you a blank stair.

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Akiva Lane
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What vegetable has the best rhythm?

Beets.

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Akiva Lane
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What did Bill realize when he stood in the field at dawn?

As he looked OVER the morning DEW, he realized he shouldn't rush and OVERDO the things he hadn't done yet, though they seemed OVERDUE.

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Shane Ronay
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What is Santa Claus's favorite agricultural activity?

Hoe, hoe, hoe.

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Shane Ronay
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What is true about this famous journalist?

His name is Mudd

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Akiva Lane
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When Alan was arrested, why couldn't he accept invitations?

He was fully booked.

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Where do livestock veterinarians have their prescriptions filled?

At the farmacy

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