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Why is it important that ducks learn to fly at an early age?

Because before they learn to fly they are just sitting ducks.

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Why did Beverly learn about all kinds of varieties of nuts?

She wanted to be good at identifying people who are nuts.

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Why didn't Maxine like using coupons that could be torn out of magazines?

She thought they were a rip-off.

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What did Alan do when he left his 5th floor apartment in the old apartment building without an elevator?

He walked down and later walked up the run-down staircase in the run-down walk-up.

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What do you call a hippie who is a phony?

A hippie-crit.

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Why is the name for the animal duck misleading?

Because when a hunter tries to shoots at it, it doesn't duck, it flies away.

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Why was the keyboard unhappy?

Because its keys were always depressed.

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What do longshoremen and medical secretaries have in common?

The both work at the docs.

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Why did Beth wear a blindfold when she slept?

Because her husband was such a light sleeper.

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Shane Ronay
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Which company broadcasts highlights of basketball, hockey, tennis, and soccer?

Net-flix

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When you add up numbers, and are amazed at the result, what is that called?

Awe sum.

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Why did the judge put the man in jail for stealing from the bakery?

Evidence showed he really took the cake.

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