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What do you call a piece of pottery in the shape of a duck?

A quack pot.

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How do you say in one word that the media is not high quality?

Mediacrity.

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What time is this?

A quarter after 5.

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Why did Liz putting a wedding song as her phone's ring tone?

She wanted a wedding ring.

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What psychiatric tool is similar the noses of hippies?

Hip noses.

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What is it called when an electrician charges a lot to install a lighting system?

The charge of the light brigade.

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Matt Weiss
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What looks like white paint and smells like blue paint?

White paint.

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Shane Ronay
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How are the prices at the new Italian restaurant?

They cost a pretty penne.

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Moshe Sherizen
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Why did Arlene bring lipstick and eye shadow to school?

She had a make-up exam.

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Akiva Lane AI
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What were the backyards called that were shared between 9 houses?

The whole 9 yards.

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What is the difference between an elephant and a car?

One has the trunk in the front, and the other has the trunk in the back.

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Since the hamburger was behind in the race, how could it win?

It needed to ketchup.

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