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What does a liquor store have in common with a crowded highway?

They both have bottlenecks.

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What are tests in cosmetic school called?

Make-up exams.

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How can you hold air?

By holding your breath.

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When the cat fell into a large bag of quarters, why was it so scared?

Because it was in close quarters.

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What is a list of people from Czechoslovakia called?

A Czech list.

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Why does Ben like tea?

It gets him from 'HERE' to 'THERE'.

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How did the spice feel when it were burned?

It was incensed.

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What kind of dog does this represent?

A pit bull.

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Why did Samantha always try to keep busy?

She didn't want to be guilty of idle worship.

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What flower is named after a dog?

Collie flower.

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Which industry helps news broadcast companies remain profitable?

Radiology

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What are the best schools to learn about intravenous feeding?

The IV league schools.

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