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Why did the family try to get Mark and Sam Enz to stop their argument for 10 years?

It was important to make Enz meet.

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What do you call relatives who are sleeping?

Nap kins.

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When it comes to understanding things, what is the most important letter in the alphabet?

Y

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Why were the Middle Ages called the Dark Ages?

Because there were so many knights.

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What kind of insect has a name that indicates that it's always running away?

The flea.

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How were the untied shoes feeling?

They were fit to be tied.

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What are shoes made from bananas called?

Slippers

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Yisro Whale

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Why did Betty stop eating sausage?

She thought it was the wurst.

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How did Madam Sonia become a fortune teller?

By "chants"

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When the pessimist says 'It can't get any worse', what does the optimist say?

It can!

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Why did the reporter go into the ice cream parlor?

He wanted the inside scoop.

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