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What do you call a very long line?

A line's den.

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What does Arthur wear when he drinks tea?

A t-shirt.

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What happened to the college when it didn't want to give its teachers a raise in salary?

It lost its faculties.

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Why was Mrs. Jones always looking under her son's bed?

She was hoping that there might be something new under the son.

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Is it good to answer a question with a question?

Is there a better way?

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What is a clumsy bee called?

A bumble bee.

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Why do French eat snails?

They don't like fast food.

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What is happening here?

He's checking his bill for web service.

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Why can't everyone text at the same speed?

Not everyone is the same type.

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How did the frog feel after he ate?

He felt very hoppy.

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What do you do when your electrical system short-circuits?

Re-fuse to make it work.

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What is true about most of the of fish in Paris?

They are in Seine

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