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How would you refer to your dog-sitting neighbor that lost your pet?

Your dog gone neighbor.

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Why did Mr. and Mrs. Beaver find it hard to get along?

Because they found each other so dam a-gnawing.

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How did Dr. Frankenstein end up putting the wrong brain in body he built?

It was a no-brainer.

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Why did Max pick up his glass of wine?

He wanted to lift his spirits.

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How did the Smith family feel when they spent a lot of money painting their house blue, and they didn't like the color?

They felt they blew it, and they had the blues.

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How did Alan feel when he put down the heavy box of cucumbers?

Un-encumbered.

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What do you call a small circle that is very relaxed?

Dot calm.

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How did Alan like his job in the factory that squeezes grapes?

He found it depressing.

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What's a good name for a plumbing company?

In Sink

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Why did J.K. Rowling stop writing Harry Potter books after book 7?

That's all she wrote.

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What are tests in cosmetic school called?

Make-up exams.

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How did Marty feel when the male deer stopped in front of his car?

The buck stops here.

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