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A tripod.

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What are our great-grandfathers called?

Our four fathers.

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Why was the hot dog happy?

Because it was on a roll.

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What is used to lubricate the joints of a robot?

Elbow grease.

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What was James Bond's nickname when he travelled a lot?

Vaga Bond

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Why did Sir Edmund Hillary climb Mt. Everest?

He took a peek at the peak, and it piqued his interest.

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Why did Mr. & Mrs. Bear get divorced?

They couldn't bear each other anymore.

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What room grows on a dead tree?

A mushroom.

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Why did the bakery shoot their cake up in a rocket ship?

They want to say their cake is out-of-this-world.

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Why did Andrea want to date a writer?

She was looking for Mr. Write.

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What is ironic about taking the apple on the left?

After you take it, the other one is left.

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What is the version of Arabian Nights that takes place in Rome?

Al-Latin.

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