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What happened when Sam lost the sheet listing his debits and credits?

He lost his balance.

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Why was Arnold arguing with his stomach?

Because he ate something that didn't agree with him.

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Why are weddings often done under canopies?

To say that marriage is in tents.

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Why did the injured man show no emotion for 6 weeks?

He'd broken both his humerus and sternum.

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How did the head of the orchestra feel when he couldn't find people to play in it?

It was disconcerting.

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How did the teacher feel when he realized that no one was paying attention to him?

He felt like he was the chairman of the bored.

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What is an army of babies called?

Infantry.

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How did the students of the brilliant physics professor refer to him?

Dr. Know.

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Why are rock bands from Finland kosher?

They have Finns and scales.

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When do you tell people what they are?

When you tell them, 'You are welcome'.

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Why did Bill and Eddie start their company at the radar dish?

Because they wanted the business to be under the radar.

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Why did Lisa carry a ball up the hill?

There were so many things she wants to do, and she wanted to get the ball rolling.

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