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What is it called when people make big letters on the ground?

Typography topography.

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Why was Joyce amazed when she saw what came before posterous?

It was pre-posterous.

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What do mermaids use to wash their fins?

Tide

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What letter of the alphabet is similar to a person with a split personality?

W

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Why is this the most expensive dish in the restaurant?

It's 24 carrot plated.

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What cosmetics does a woman wear when she wants to end an argument?

Make up make-up.

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What do great track stars and confused people have in common?

They run around in circles.

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What do you call a duck that is a bad doctor?

A quack.

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What's an attitude in life that can make things harder?

Taking things for granite.

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What is a movie with singing and dancing cows called?

A moo-sical.

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If something happens, and you want to talk about it, who can you talk about it with?

You can tell a phone, tell a vision, tell a graph, tell a scope, or tell a viv.

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When John proposed to Joan, what playing card did he look like to Joan?

The King of Hearts.

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