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When you put chili sauce in the refrigerator in Santiago, what does it become?

Chile chilly chili sauce.

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Is it legal to wear a shirt like this in public in the US?

Yes, we have a right to bare arms.

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What does Sudafed mean?

Bringing litigation against a government official.

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Why did Milton Berle say he is going to stop turning around?

Because every time he turns around, another year goes by.

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What is it called when someone had a good date, and tells you about it?

An update.

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What did Bob have to decide when someone insulted him before he boarded the plane at the airport?

Fight or flight.

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What is a sink filled with dirty dishes called?

Dish-sheveled.

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How did the news channels report this accident?

Breaking news.

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How did the vegetarian feel about hotdogs?

They are the wurst!

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What does an audio engineer do?

Provide sound advice.

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What is news from last week called?

Olds.

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What's going on here?

This man's wife asked him to hold his horses.

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