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What finger does a card-shark use to manipulate the card deck?

The in-decks finger.

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Why did the loaf of bread feel insecure?

It felt kneady.

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What can you say about someone who travels with light beams stored in jars?

He packs light.

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What are these signs called?

Dollar signs.

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What happened to the circus performer who swallowed a wood file?

He got a raspy voice.

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What gets wetter the more it dries.

A towel.

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What is a lawyer's favorite girl's name?

Sue.

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Why couldn't the leopard play hide and seek?

Because he was always spotted.

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What does an air conditioner and a hair conditioner have in common?

They both can make you feel cool.

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What do you call a bathroom for both men and women?

A democratic potty.

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How long must one walk a dog that lives indoors?

Until they're pooped.

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Why was the ballet teacher considered to be so good?

She really kept her students on their toes.

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