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What is a pretty angle called?

Acute angle.

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How did Angela feel when she saw a rattlesnake in the park?

She felt rattled.

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What do you call worrying about the complications of losing money in a real estate complex?

A complex complex about a complex.

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What is a newspaper that puts you asleep called?

The snooze news.

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How did Martha feel about going back to work on Monday?

It was a weak day.

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Why does Ben like tea?

It gets him from 'HERE' to 'THERE'.

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Why can't you trust a staircase?

It is either up to something, or letting you down.

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How did the winner prevail in this competition?

He was on a roll

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Why did Fred avoid eating hard cheese such as Swiss cheese?

He preferred eating cheese that is easier.

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How did Max feel about having lice?

It made him feel lousy.

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Matt Weiss
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Why didn't the clam share its food?

Because it was shell-fish.

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What is a father that sells soft-drinks called?

A soda pop.

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