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What is similar between getting off drugs and the day after Thanksgiving?

Cold turkey.

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How do we know that the amount of seeds in a pear is an even number?

They come in pears.

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Why did the mother agree to carry her crying child?

To have a walking, crying child would be too pre-carry-us.

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What is this a picture of?

Air Bee and Bee

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When did the mother of a newborn boy wake up?

At son rise.

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What do they say about a great baseball player?

That the hits just keep on coming!

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Why did Marsha like to read on the steps of the NY Public Library?

She believed that for meaning, you have to read between the lions.

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Why did the two electric eels like each other so much?

They found each other so electrifying.

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What do you get when you are in a hurry?

You get going.

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What do you call a store that sells candy and serves liquor?

A candy bar.

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How did the clothing store sell the last dress that no one seemed to want?

They made a 'dis dress' sale.

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What do you call a young female cow?

Miss Steak.

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