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What do you call a very heavy bird that you carry?

A bird-en.

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How did the rose deal with the challenges of life?

It always rose to the occasion.

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Why was Arnold arguing with his stomach?

Because he ate something that didn't agree with him.

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What are two streams that cross each other called?

Extremes

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Why do prophets tell others about their visions?

The prophet motive is to wake people up to the truth.

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Which doctor would you want overseeing your bacterial infection?

The Chief of Staph

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Why did Maxine toss a clock in the air?

She wanted to see time fly.

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How much does a teenager weigh?

An Instagram.

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Why did the cookie go to the doctor?

Because it felt crummy.

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What is the difference between giving something away for free and charging a fee for it?

The letter R.

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What are chicken wings that originated in Buffalo New York called?

Buffalo wings.

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What happened to the mathematical function that was very tired?

It couldn't function.

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