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Where are the remnants of Noah's Ark kept?

In the Arkive.

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This animal is a practical joker.

He just got his friend's goat.

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Which type of realtor focuses only on promoting people's basements?

A celler's agent.

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What does a baseball cap and an overturned boat have in common?

Cap size.

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Why did Bill start working at the factory that makes incense?

Because it made sense.

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How holy did Bill feel that Heaven is?

He felt it was wholly holy.

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A paradigm.

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Why did Martha feel bad for her calendar?

Because its days are numbered.

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Why did Sandra like eating blueberries and strawberries.

They tasted berry, berry good, and they made her berry, berry happy.

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What is a program called that tries to convince people to become doctors?

Indoctorinzation.

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What does praying and Swiss cheese have in common?

They are both holy.

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How do patrons locate a Greek restaurant when their GPS isn't working?

They use a gyro scope

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