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Why did Milton Berle say he is going to stop turning around?

Because every time he turns around, another year goes by.

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How would you describe Shakespeare's development as a writer?

It went through many stages.

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Why did the family have their son set the dinner table?

It was the time of the setting son.

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Why did the luxury home builder use only inexpensive laminate kitchen countertops?

He lost his marbles

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What do you call a costume made up of sun, moon, and stars?

The disguise is the skies.

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What do you call the view of a supermarket from the frozen food section?

The birds eye view.

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How did Becky feel about hot dogs?

She felt they were the wurst.

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What is it called when a city is overrun by cats?

A cat-astrophe.

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Why did the union leader start ironing his shirt?

Because he didn't want to strike until the iron was hot.

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Picasso painted over 50,000 works. What type of painter was he?

A surreal (serial) painter

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How did the medical student choose Ophthalmology as a specialty?

He researched his options, and the eyes had it.

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What does an art school and a bedroom dresser have in common?

They both have drawers.

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