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What do you call people who work together in a chocolate factory?

Cocoa co-workers.

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Why must all people grow spiritually?

It's our soul purpose.

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What would it be called if animals gave birth from their hands?

Pregnant paws.

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Why do many people choose low-fat milk?

Whole milk wheys them down.

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What is good motto for a gym, to encourage people to lose weight?

Let there be light!

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Why did Joe stop stealing, get a job with a salary?

He found that crime does not pay.

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Why did people find this very alarming?

They thought it was egg stream.

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How did the can opener get its name?

Because it 'can' open things.

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Why is a pet lusion that seems to be sick not really sick?

Because it's an ill lusion.

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What is it called when something is discussed on X?

It is X-communicated.

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Why did the man visit his doctor with such tendency?

He had tendonitis.

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What vegetable should diplomats learn all about?

Peas.

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