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Why did the shark not want to eat the millionaire?

It stayed away from rich foods.

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How was Bill's mug shot that was taken when he was arrested by mistake?

The picture didn't do him justice.

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Why is the location of the letter 'I' very important in marriage?

It's the difference between 'marriage' and 'mirage', and 'marital arts' and 'martial arts'.

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How did Bertha feel about the numbers 3, 5, 7, and 9?

She thought they were odd.

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What is a bank for pigs called?

A piggy bank.

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Akiva Lane
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If the Allentown bank merged with Capital One bank, what would it be called?

Al Capone.

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What was Bill's reaction when he found a hole in the wall of the outhouse?

"I need that like a hole in the head'.

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What happened to Cynthia when she was in Hollywood and hit her head?

She saw stars.

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What happened when Phil decided to do a brain transplant?

He changed his mind.

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What is a happy insect called?

An uptick.

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Why didn't Bill promise his wife that he would be a billionaire?

Because that didn't look very promising.

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What did the baseball park do when their antique organ stopped working?

They found an organ donor.

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