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What kind of point is not sharp?

A moot point.

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What are these soldiers doing?

Trying to keep their chin-ups.

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Why did the police arrest the comedian?

Because he was a riot.

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Why didn't Jack like playing Monopoly?

He felt like he was going around in circles.

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Which African nation is known for their pigs?

Guinea

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Did Sodom and Gomorrah deserve their punishment?

Moral less.

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Why did Joe, in his new job, feel like the wheels of a car?

He felt tired and under pressure.

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Why was Timmy destined to become a tennis pro?

He raised a racket since he was young.

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Where can one find the best selection of ties?

Thailand

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What didn't Alan understand about the Humpty Dumpty nursery rhyme?

How were the king's horses involved in putting Humpty Dumpty together again?

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What is an experimental program to teach people to fly, called?

A pilot pilot program.

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What happens to an illegally parked frog?

Toad.

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