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What do you do when your electrical system short-circuits?

Re-fuse to make it work.

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How did Melinda like the movie about sponges that live in the ocean?

She found it very absorbing.

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Which dog breed enjoys a traditional Jewish breakfast?

Beagles

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Which word is spelled incorrectly in every dictionary?

Incorrectly

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What do you call a doctor who prescribes a daiquiri cocktail flavored with hickory?

A hickory daiquiri doc.

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What do you need to spell the word Panda?

Just a P and A.

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What do you call a tank that uses AI?

A think tank.

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What do you call a place where you can relax and sort things out?

A re-sort.

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What is it called when the sugar cane workers go on strike?

The cane mutiny.

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How do you know if a commercial zip line is safe?

It complies with the Zip Code.

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Why was Jim hesitant about becoming a patient in a mental hosptial?

He wasn't really committed.

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Why was Sally afraid that the vegetables would slap her?

Because she knew they were fresh.

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