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Shane Ronay
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What's a good name for a plumbing company?

In Sink

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Akiva Lane
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How did the mouse avoid the mousetrap?

He just squeaked by.

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Akiva Lane
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Did Betty know where her lost ring was?

Off hand, she didn't know.

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Akiva Lane AI
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Why did this company have a bad reputation?

They were suspected of monkey business.

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Moshe Sherizen
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Why did the shoes cross the road?

Because the chicken was wearing them.

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Akiva Lane
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What is a price war and an advertising war between stores called?

Retailiation.

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David Rose
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What do you call aluminum foil that misbehaves and has too much power?

Alumi-naughty.

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Akiva Lane
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How did Amanda feel about the fact that science doesn't understand why people are ticklish?

She thought it was mys-tickle.

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Akiva Lane
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What does a lawyer and someone who gave up liquor have it common?

They both passed the bar.

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Shane Ronay
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Joseph Glidden invented the modern security fence. Who was his wife?

Barb

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Akiva Lane
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How is a bird similar to the wife of a miser?

They both go 'cheap, cheap'.

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Akiva Lane
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What happened to Cynthia when she was in Hollywood and hit her head?

She saw stars.

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