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What bank manager has a white horse near him?

The loan arranger has his horse Silver.

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When the teacher gave a surprise quiz, why did he have the students stand on a big circle?

Because they had to remember everything on the spot.

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What are batteries called when they no longer work?

Badderies

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Why didn't Janet want to wait in line for 5 hours for tickets to the concert?

She didn't know if she could stand it.

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Why did Bill take music stands from other places, and put them in his house?

When he felt strongly about something, he felt he needed to take a stand.

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Why were the angels that were getting married so happy?

It was a marriage made in heaven.

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When confronting a 2000 pound bull, what is NOT a good idea to do?

Don't take the bull by the horns.

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What is something that someone catches, that then causes something else to run?

When a person catches a cold, their nose starts to run.

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How is a donkey being pulled similar to Mickey Mantle?

They are both yank-ees.

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How did Linda react when she saw that her bank balance started with a minus sign?

She thought it was a bad sign.

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Why did Arnold lie down next to bread in the bakery?

He wanted to be rolling in dough.

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Why is it hard to organize a professional hide-and-seek tournament?

Good players are hard to find.

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