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Why did the graffiti artist stop before he was arrested for vandalism?

He read the writing on the wall.

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What did Gil's back say when he returned from a trip?

I'm back.

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Why do people love Tom so much?

It's his rye sense of humor.

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What do you call a fish that can't sing?

An out-of-tune a fish.

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What did the woman do who got sick from the sushi restaurant?

She sued sushi.

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What did one boxer say to the other boxer?

Did you miss me?

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What are flies that hang around a clock called?

Time flies.

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What is the study of focusing on others called?

Yourology

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What line is the conclusion?

The bottom line.

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Why did Betty fix her watch quickly?

She wanted to have a good time.

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What piece of clothing is named after the neck of a reptile?

Turtle neck sweater.

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What did Michael Sherlock call the housing development that he built?

Sherlock Homes.

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