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Why did the graffiti artist stop before he was arrested for vandalism?

He read the writing on the wall.

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What starts with P and ends with E and has thousands of letters.

Post Office.

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What day do armies go off to battle?

March forth.

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Why are men more curious than women?

Because of their "why" chromosomes.

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How did Joe the boxer feel after being slugged in the face?

He felt very sluggish.

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How can you tell that a person has humility?

The person places 'you' first - as in 'you'-mility.

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Why was the air traffic contoller fired?

Because he didn't know what was flying.

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How would you describe the fact that ducks make more and better eggs than chickens?

It's a para-ducks.

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Why was there a rainbow after the flood of Noah's ark?

Because he passed with flying colors.

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How did workers feel about going out on strike?

They felt the labor pains would give birth to a better situation.

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What can have both a good and bad result?

Pennies from Heaven

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What happens when military officers attend a party?

They order everyone "a round".

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