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In a group of rabbits, how far are they from each other?

A hare's breath.

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What does the word 'avoidable' mean?

It's what a bull fighter tries to do.

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Why are ticks in Rome full of love?

Because they are romantics.

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What happens when debt gets out of control?

It debt-inates.

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What do you call tea that reduces intelligence?

Stupidi-tea.

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What 2 letters do you say when you realize something?

I C

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What do the words pigment, canvas, and paintbrush all have in common?

They are all terms of art.

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Where can one find the best selection of ties?

Thailand

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What is the purpose of this truck?

It transports people on the brink.

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Why did the prophet need glasses?

He was far-sighted.

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Why was Jeremy concerned when he couldn't take off his pickle costume?

Because if he couldn't get it off, he was really in a pickle.

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What nationality is known for always completing tasks?

The Finnish.

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