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Why did Martha feel so tired, that she felt like the back of a car?

She was exhausted, and two tired.

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What did Paul McCartney say when a hornet flew into his house and scared people?

Let it bee

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What is a wasp that wants to make honey?

A wannabee.

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What is a hat made of bottles called?

A bottle cap.

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What did Bill realize when he stood in the field at dawn?

As he looked OVER the morning DEW, he realized he shouldn't rush and OVERDO the things he hadn't done yet, though they seemed OVERDUE.

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What is a good name for a company that sells sprinkler systems?

Cease Fire (an actual name of a company)

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What did Mount Rushmore look like before it was carved?

Un-presidented.

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Was Anna a vegetarian?

Actually, she was vague on if she was a vegan.

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Why was Betty happy with the work of the seamstress?

It was sew good.

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When Martha was quiet when she found out she was pregnant, what was that called?

A pregnant silence.

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What sentence commemorates how Isaac, Jacob, and Moses met their wives.

Well, well, well.

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What's another name for a metronome.

A beat-nik.

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