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How did Melissa feel when she found out, after waiting in line, that the concert was sold out?

She found it disconcerting.

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Why did Jon quit his job at the marble quarry?

He was always between a rock and a hard place.

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Why didn't the mother want her son to listen to the radio too much?

She didn't want him to become too radio-active.

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What sauce can you use if you're behind in a race?

Ketchup.

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What animal is similar to a tree that looks like a pole?

Poultry.

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Why is K-OS not a good name for a computer operating system?

It sounds like Chaos.

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What is the difference between starting a new job and eating hotdogs?

With one you try to pass muster, and with the other you pass the mustard.

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Who invented tiny nails?

A guy named Brad.

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When Andrea lost her ring, what did her husband suggest?

Try calling it, and see if it rings.

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What fruit must get formally married?

Cantaloupe

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How is party different than a toy?

When a party winds up it ends, and when a toy winds up it starts.

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Why was President Clinton elected in between Presidents George H. and George H.W.?

Because a Bill at hand is worth two in the Bush.

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