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Why did Martha lose weight when she ate vegetables?

Because they took away her appetite.

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What kind of arithmetic did Julius Caesar like?

Divide and conquer.

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Why didn't Billy mind being punished by staying alone in the class after school?

He felt like he was in a class all by himself.

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Why did Sam get up from bed in the morning?

He decided he wasn't going to take it lying down anymore.

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What did the wagon driver call his story about his horse that wouldn't slow down?

Tales of woah.

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How did Bill feel when he searched for gold, and found a profitable iron mine?

He thought it was ironic.

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What is a nickname for pharmacists?

Pharmers.

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What is an army of babies called?

Infantry.

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Why did Bill and Eddie start their company at the radar dish?

Because they wanted the business to be under the radar.

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What kind of clothes do polar bears wear?

Polar shirts.

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Why did Mike lose his job as a masseur?

He rubbed people the wrong way.

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Which industry holds most people's interest?

Banking

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