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What would Freud say if he made a commercial?

"Let go of my ego".

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What is it called when a very small child waves at you?

Micro wave lovin'.

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When Joe visited Alaska, how did he respond when he was told 'Be careful about the grizzly bears'.

He said, "I'll bear that in mind".

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What did Jimmy say when he couldn't go out to play because it was raining?

When it rains, it bores.

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What do you call the owner of a curtain ring company?

The ringleader

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What do you call people who eat in a steak restaurant?

Steak holders.

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Though Joe was a great pitcher, why did he insist on playing other positions on the baseball team?

He didn't want to be pitch-in holed.

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What does a law student have in common with someone giving up liquor?

They both want to pass the bar.

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What US President had the most clothes to clean?

Washington.

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What city is known for being nice?

Nice, France.

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What do baseball players do if they feel bad they didn't win the Pennant race?

They do Pennants Penance.

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Why did Milton Berle say he is going to stop turning around?

Because every time he turns around, another year goes by.

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