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What do these have in common: a fish in the ocean, doing things well, and a small apartment?

They all involve efficiency.

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When Andy gave Meg the engagement ring, what playing card did Meg feel like?

The Queen of Diamonds.

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Where did the army put their best soldiers?

On the front lions.

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What is the difference between being united and being untied.

Getting 'it' backwards.

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What did the Arial, Helvetica, and Courier fonts say to each other?

You're not my type.

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What do you call a baseball player and his Rabbi?

Batman and Rabban.

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Why didn't Bill want to work in the ice cream factory?

He didn't like working on sundaes.

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What can be said about nurses who help patients with intravenous feeding?

Their work is in vein.

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Why did Bill buy 2 pieces of chord, and gave one to his girlfriend?

He wanted to tie the knot.

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Why wasn't the student's cousin able to pick her up from school?

It wasn't a pparent.

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What happened to the magician driving down the street?

He turned into a driveway.

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What does a credit card, a cell phone charger, and a bull all have in common?

They all charge.

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