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What is an example of a ring that weighs nothing?

The ring of a phone or of a doorbell.

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Why did Debra Smith come up with exactly 1,263 famous idioms?

That's all she wrote.

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When confronting a 2000 pound bull, what is NOT a good idea to do?

Don't take the bull by the horns.

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What happened when Bob tried hitting a baseball when it was foggy?

He always mist.

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Why did the shark not want to eat the millionaire?

It stayed away from rich foods.

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What is similar between a teenager with a credit card and a rhinoceros?

They are both dangerous when they are charging.

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What was Ava's reaction when the jar fell and broke?

She found it jarring.

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When Jack felt that his out-house was too dark, how did he feel after he put a large hole on the top of the door to let in light?

I needed that like a hole in the head.

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Why is a body of water on the moon crazy?

It's a luna sea.

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What does a cell phone, a credit card, and a bullfight have it common?

They all involve charging.

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What does a snake say when it bites?

Don't take it poisonally.

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What runs but stays in the same place?

A nose, a watch, and a faucet.

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