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When the stadium's gardener was pulling up weeds, what did he say to the team?

I'm rooting for you.

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Why did the prisoner break out of jail?

Because he couldn't finish a sentence.

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Why did Bob join the tug-of-war team?

He wanted to meet people who had a lot of pull.

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What is the name of the rock band that sings about failure?

Rock Bottom

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How are governments sometimes similar to sunglasses?

Both of them can be polarized.

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When one spouse says, 'I've had it up to here', what can the other spouse say?

What is 'it' and where is 'here'?

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What does a very cooked steak and a great book have in common?

They are both well done.

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What is happening here?

It's raining cats and dogs.

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When the phone caller said 'I hope I'm not disturbing you', how did Andy respond?

Andy said, "You can't disturb me, because I'm already disturbed".

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If a person is alone on an island, what color does he have with him?

Maroon.

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When the music tracks that Jay submitted lost the music competition, what was the ironic result?

He made a lot of money off the beaten tracks.

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Have you heard of the band called Cellophane?

They're a wrap group.

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