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What do employment recruiters and cannibals have in common?

They're both called head hunters.

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What is someone called who is always thinking about buildings?

He has an edifice complex.

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How did Linda react when she saw that her bank balance started with a minus sign?

She thought it was a bad sign.

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What do bats celebrate when they come of age?

Their bat mitzvah.

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What do you do when you first feel an itch?

You start from scratch.

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Why didn't Joe like running at the track?

He felt like he was just running around in circles.

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What was Ava's reaction when the jar fell and broke?

She found it jarring.

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Why did the general not want to look down at his boots?

He wanted to avoid de feet.

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Why was it hard to get things done in the Middle Ages?

Because everything was futile (feudal).

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What group of letters do planes fly over?

They fly over C's.

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What time did Jimmy eat 30 peanuts?

8:30

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When you pay a therapist for a session, what does the therapist expect back?

Change.

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