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Akiva Lane
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How do we always know who a child's mother is?

When she is pregnant and gives birth, it's apparent.

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Shane Ronay
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Why did the Indian chief never have to sleep outside?

He had reservations.

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Akiva Lane
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What happened to Bill's plan to see everyone as a 10 out of 10 in all areas?

He found it untenable.

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Akiva Lane AI
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What is happening here?

Eve is giving Adam an Apple iPhone.

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Akiva Lane
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What did the midwife say to the woman starting to give birth?

Please bear with me.

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Akiva Lane
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How do you describe a fantastic egg?

Egg-cellent, egg-ceptional, and egg-stroadinary.

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Akiva Lane
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What happened when the paint Jerry took spilled on his hands?

He was caught red handed.

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Akiva Lane
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What question can you ask about the leaves of an evergreen tree?

If they don't leave the tree, why are they called leaves?

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Akiva Lane
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How did Billy feel when the cookies got smashed?

He felt crummy.

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Akiva Lane
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What did Bill's therapist say about his putting plus signs in front of all numbers?

He said it was a good sign and a positive development.

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Akiva Lane
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When the class made a puppet show, why did they buy a bag of rolls?

Because each puppet had a different roll.

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Shane Ronay
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What do we have here?

Katy barred the door.

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