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What type of shop specializes in watch components that are accurate up to the minute?

A second-hand store.

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Why did Beth wonder if her husband had any thoughts in his head?

Because so often she felt that he acted in a way that was thoughtless.

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How did Lisa feel when she found that someone had pressed all the buttons in the elevator?

She found it depressing.

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What kind of carrots are worth their weight in gold?

24 karats.

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What did Frankenstein say when he got older?

My mind isn't what it used to be.

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What did his kids say when their father told them they were eating lamb?

Ewe!

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What is the person who a cougher coughs on called?

Coffee.

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What 5 one syllable words rhyme and are all dramatic?

Purge, surge, urge, merge, and splurge.

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What's another name for a metronome.

A beat-nik.

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How did Sandra feel about half the numbers when she was learning arithmetic?

She thought they were odd.

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Why did Alan give a tip to the bartender?

Because he felt tipsy.

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What's a good name for a parking garage that treats its customers like royalty?

Par King.

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