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What is the difference between doing many things at once and being hit by a lot of taxes?

One is multi-tasking, and the other is multi-taxing.

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Shane Ronay
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How did the podiatrist react to having no patients all week?

De-feeted

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Dovid Lane
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What did the cosmetics company do when customers complained about some impure ingredients?

They wanted to make up with the customers about the make up of the makeup.

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Akiva Lane
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When does the weather need a therapist?

When it's raining like crazy.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did the mother agree to carry her crying child?

To have a walking, crying child would be too pre-carry-us.

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Akiva Lane
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What kind of boxes are similar to people who don't like card games?

Card bored.

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Akiva Lane
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How do you describe someone who has a lot of influence in the field of app development?

He has app pull.

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Akiva Lane AI
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What did Jimmy say when he couldn't go out to play because it was raining?

When it rains, it bores.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Andy become a tightrope walker in the circus?

He was told that big money could be made in jobs that are online.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Bill's moving company shake the furniture as they moved it?

Because they wanted to be movers and shakers.

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What does Arthur wear when he drinks tea?

A t-shirt.

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Shane Ronay
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What's the motto of the National Air Traffic Controller Association?

"Don't know if you're coming or going? We do!".

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