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What is the person called who cleans the white board every day?

Chairman of the board.

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Why was the cook proud of the eggs she made?

Because they were well done.

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Why did Jerry fly in a plane when he had a cold?

When he felt under the weather, he wanted to go over the weather.

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How is a head cold similar to a lot of traffic?

They're both congested.

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Why was Mrs. Jones always looking under her son's bed?

She was hoping that there might be something new under the son.

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Why wasn't Joe able to get the bank's low-interest loan?

Because the bank had low interest in giving the loan.

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Why did Lucy buy poppies from the florist?

It was Father's Day, and she bought flowers for her pop.

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Why is a mind like a parachute?

It only works when it is open.

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Is the quantum physics theory about electrons disappearing and reappearing elsewhere really true?

That's neither here nor there.

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What's this?

A 5 o'clock shadow.

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What do you call the owner of a curtain ring company?

The ringleader

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How did the world get its name?

Because when it spins around, it is whirled.

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