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Why did Jill avoid slapping the bottom of the boulder in the park?

She didn't want to hit rock bottom.

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Horses are fun to ride...

...but make terrible neigh bors.

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What did Emily do when all the potato chips fell on the floor?

She let the chips fall where they may.

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How did the hardware store advertise hammers that break easily?

They are unbeatable.

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How can we summarize the price and effectiveness of EV charging stations?

Some don't charge at all.

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What is black when clean, and white when dirty?

A black board.

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What happens to a person whose drinking leads him to committing crimes?

He goes from drinking bars to jail bars.

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What would the Eiffel Tower be called if it fell down?

The I Fell Tower

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What is another name for a frankfurter and beer?

Frank and stein.

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When Joe was very tired, why did he go to the police station?

Because he needed arrest.

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What does a duck wear to his wedding?

A ducksedo.

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Which sea creature is not friendly to other sea creatures?

Anemone

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