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What happened when the pitcher practicing in the gym threw a ball that hit the fuse box?

It became pitch dark.

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How did Mark regard his habit of drinking beer every day?

He regarded it as minor ale-ment.

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Because Gus was always happy, what was his nickname?

Fungus.

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Why did the army's mortar shells keep falling out?

They were dealing with a loose canon.

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How did Elliot's investment in the chicken farm work out?

It took him a while to re-coop his investment.

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What type of gopher is the most difficult to keep out of a celery patch?

A stalker

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Why did the man stop returning to the buffet?

He was fed up.

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How did the clothing store sell the last dress that no one seemed to want?

They made a 'dis dress' sale.

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What word is spelled incorrectly in the dictionary?

The word 'incorrectly'.

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What do you call heating oil that you pay for every month?

Term oil.

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Why did Beverly learn about all kinds of varieties of nuts?

She wanted to be good at identifying people who are nuts.

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Why did Bob start a rabbit farm?

He wanted a hare raising experience.

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