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What word is spelled incorrectly in the dictionary?

The word 'incorrectly'.

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Why did the baker really like his assistant who delivered wedding cakes?

Because he really takes the cake.

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What do you call a farmer who makes medicine from the food he grows?

A farmacist.

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Who made outdoor tables and chairs popular in Dublin?

Paddy O'Furniture

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What do you call people who eat in a steak restaurant?

Steak holders.

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What's the question about whether the word is spelled 'kibutz' or kibbutz'?

Two B's or not two B's, that is the question.

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What music do they play in Boulder, Colorado?

Rock music.

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What is the problem with debt?

The silent bee inside of it can sting.

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Why did Jenny dislike her job as a stenographer?

Because her boss was a dictator.

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After going bankrupt, what did Bob name his new honey business?

Plan Bee

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If bored people chose a leader, what would the postion be called?

Chairman of the bored.

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During negotiations, why did one side suggest that they continue at the local diner?

They wanted to make a counter offer.

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