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What sentence commemorates how Isaac, Jacob, and Moses met their wives.

Well, well, well.

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What is it called when you use an Apple computer to cut through loads of information to find what you are looking for?

Mac the knife.

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What is this university's sister-school?

Death Valley Tech.

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Why did Maxine buy the more expensive bed?

It was bedder.

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How did Jack learn to give himself a haircut?

He knew it off the top of his head.

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What medicine calms you down while watching a play?

Drama-mine

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If the rule is "I before E except after C", why is the word Weird different?

Because the word is Weird.

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What is the person called who cleans the white board every day?

Chairman of the board.

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Why did Jill often find it difficult to find her sneakers?

She suspected that it was because they were sneaking around the house.

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Why did Suzy avoid eating peaches?

After eating the fruit, it was the pits.

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Is there general agreement that people are born with a desire to take whatever they want?

A greed.

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What did the man say when he no longer needed to wear glasses?

Bye, focals!

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