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Why was Fred looking to join another acting company?

He was ready for the next stage.

1967

What's a good name for a parking garage that treats its customers like royalty?

Par King.

3077

What part of a river is in the present?

Its currents.

1426

Why did Max keep a safe in his house?

Everyone was telling him 'Keep safe'.

3061

Why did Beth wear sneakers when she did the wash?

In case the colors would run.

1803

What did the royals think about their subject's continued protests?

It was just revolting.

1549

Why did Arlene buy a rug?

She had some problems that she wanted to sweep under it.

1884

What is someone who can keep a secret called?

A secretary.

735

Where you can get chicken broth in bulk?

The stock market

794

Why did the newborn require immediate surgery?

He was born with a silver spoon in his mouth.

1274

What did the geologist call his book about the cliffs near the ocean?

Cliff's Notes.

2498

When Mark Gen was knighted, what kind of doctor did he automatically become.

Sir Gen.

1889