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What is a body of water on the moon called?

Luna sea.

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What did the paper say to the pen that was writing on it?

You have a good point.

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What two letters indicate 'too much' of something?

XS

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Why was the carpet depressed?

It felt a lack of respect because everyone walked all over it.

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What vitamin is similar to a girl's Bas Mitzvah?

Vitamin B12

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Why did Samantha always try to keep busy?

She didn't want to be guilty of idle worship.

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When do you want to be put down?

When making an appointment.

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How do patrons locate a Greek restaurant when their GPS isn't working?

They use a gyro scope

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What is teaching a computerized train using AI called?

Training.

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What is a factory that packages eggs called?

An egg plant.

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What do you call a group of smart men?

Intelli gents.

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What's the best time to create a virtual loaf of bread?

E-leaven.

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