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What do you call a farmer who makes medicine from the food he grows?

A farmacist.

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Which division of a hospital has the best patient supervision?

The "I see you" (ICU)

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Which business finds emergency replacement musicians?

Band Aid

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What begins with a dish and is not honest?

The word dishonest.

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What does a very cooked steak and a great book have in common?

They are both well done.

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What is exercizing at home called?

The home stretch.

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What does getting up in the morning have to do with Newton's laws of motion?

A body at rest tends to stay at rest.

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What are these?

Cocoa Nuts

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What was Bill's reaction when he found a hole in the wall of the outhouse?

"I need that like a hole in the head'.

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Why did Bill bring a hammer to the party?

He thought it might be useful to break the ice during conversations.

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Why did the rancher find his horses difficult to control?

Because they were always horsing around.

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What happens when King Charles has a bad dream?

It's a royal nightmare.

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