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Where does a mountain hiker sleep?

On bedrock.

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How do you wake up bread?

You make it rise.

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What do you need to spell the word Panda?

Just a P and A.

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Why couldn't the pony sing?

Because he was a little hoarse.

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Why did Bill not become a gastroenterologist?

He didn't have the guts.

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What is one advantage of being indecisive?

Having the benefit of the doubt.

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Jason Hernandez is 7'3", and wears the largest shoes in the world..

That's quite a feet.

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What is it called when something is discussed on X?

It is X-communicated.

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How did Sandra feel about half the numbers when she was learning arithmetic?

She thought they were odd.

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What does a party of hippies and a woman's hair brush have in common?

They both have a hair ball.

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How do we know that Sinatra only took local streets?

It was "My way", or the highway.

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What kind of phone do prisoners use?

Cell phones.

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