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When Ellie Smith married Darth Vader why did she feel things were going up?

She became Ellie Vader.

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What did the miner say when he discovered gold?

It's mine!

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Why did the shepherd find the sheep so heavy?

Wherever he would lead them, they were lead.

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Moshe Sherizen
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When does Friday come before Thursday?

In the dictionary.

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What happens when the king's neck hurts?

He has a royal pain in the neck.

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What is Denise's brother's name?

De Nephew.

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What happened to Bill?

He tripped while he was on a trip.

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What do employment recruiters and cannibals have in common?

They're both called head hunters.

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How does a person's body change when he's curious?

He becomes all ears.

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How do we know that generosity leads to a spirit of forgiving?

"To give" plus "to give" equals forgive.

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Shane Ronay
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What did the man say when he no longer needed to wear glasses?

Bye, focals!

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What's good advice when photographing celestial beings?

Be sure you get the best angel.

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