Pictures:

Akiva Lane
General
Picture

Why did Amanda avoid cookies, cake, and crackers?

She tried to void foods that are crummy.

1315
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

Why did the blues band remind Bob of his days hunting whales?

The wailing reminded him of whaling.

1380
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

What does this represent?

Youtube.

763
Akiva Lane AI
General
Picture

What is it called when someone drinks whisky when he has a sling on his arm?

A sling shot.

2911
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

Why did Bill throw a stone out of the car window whenever he made a turn?

He didn't want to leave any turn un-stoned.

2144
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

What can you say about a teacher without any students?

He's in a class all by himself.

1133
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

What is the difference between an ox and an egg?

The yoke of the ox is outside, the yolk of the egg is inside.

2668
Shane Ronay
General
Picture

What is a required course for train designers?

Pullmonology

2005
Shane Ronay
General
Picture

My friend says people think that he is egotistical.

I told him not to have his "I" out for them.

1492
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

Why didn't Bill like going to malls?

He felt that if you see one, you see the mall.

1143
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

What's the opposite of a Thanksgiving turkey?

A spring chicken.

1011
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

What is news from last week called?

Olds.

2074