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How did Jacob feel about Rivka's borther Lavan when he worked for Lavan for 20 years?

He felt that Lavan wasn't lovin'.

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Why did Jim write a last will and testament?

Because where there is a will there's a way.

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What do you say when you see an elephant?

You mongous!

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Why did Beth wear a blindfold when she slept?

Because her husband was such a light sleeper.

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What is this?

A tripod.

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What song verses appeal to everyone, and where do they teach this?

Uni-verse, taught in a Uni-verse-ity

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Why did Dan double the size of the pockets on his pants?

He was told that to afford everything, he needed deep pockets.

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If the Allentown bank merged with Capital One bank, what would it be called?

Al Capone.

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What happened when Ben was stuck in traffic and missed his doctor's appointment?

It became a dis-appointment.

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What do you call a line of rabbits putting seeds into the ground a second time?

A re-seeding hare line.

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Did you hear about the lawsuit between NBA players and the league?

It was a basket case.

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What do you usually don't mind losing?

Weight.

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