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Akiva Lane
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Why did Jill buy a Jiffy car?

Because she wanted to go places and come back in a jiffy.

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Akiva Lane
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How did Linda react when she saw that her bank balance started with a minus sign?

She thought it was a bad sign.

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What do you call someone who has a very active radio show?

Radio-active.

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What do you call college students who go back to school in the fall?

Autumn leaves.

1990
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What happened when Joe tripped on his neighbor's exposed sewer?

He wanted to sue her.

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Shane Ronay
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What is a risk of driving an electric car?

Being charged with battery.

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Shane Ronay
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Why must all people grow spiritually?

It's our soul purpose.

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Why was Fred concerned he was making too much noise while sleeping?

Because he slept so soundly.

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Why did Bob feel uncomfortable buying puppets from the puppet store?

He always felt there were strings attached.

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Why did the bed feel bad?

When people slept on it, it felt under a rest.

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Shane Ronay
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Why was the plumber scared to unclog bathroom sinks?

It was always a hair-raising experience.

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What do you call a tree that has apples for a pie, and it's root is shaped like a square?

The square root of pie.

2008