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What do you call skinny chickens?

Paltry poultry.

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Why was the baker upset with the loaves of bread?

Because they were loafing around too much.

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How did the community feel that after all the planning, the new hospital was finally being built?

It was a ground-breaking event.

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Why was Sally afraid that the vegetables would slap her?

Because she knew they were fresh.

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What is the difference between an optometrist and a psychologist?

One is an eye doctor and the other is an 'I' doctor.

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What is sad about parallel lines?

They have so much in common, yet they'll never meet.

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What were the Smiths not concerned with?

Keeping up with the Joneses.

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Why did Martha lose weight when she ate vegetables?

Because they took away her appetite.

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What did Arnold like about geometry?

He thought some of the angles were acute.

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How did John like his job as a bartender?

He found it very pouring.

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What happened when the drummer rejoined the marching band?

There were repercussions.

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What do you call a very elaborate rap song?

A rap-sody.

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