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What is a stack of watches called?

A watch tower.

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What fruit can't get married quickly?

Cantaloupe.

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Why did Betty need to call the dry cleaner where she had left her clothes?

She had a pressing question.

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Why is the centipede considered one of the strongest of insects?

It takes a while until it is on its last legs.

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What is the proper way to greet the Dalai Lama?

Hello Dalai!

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What can be said about people who work around the clock?

They are shiftless.

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What is it called when someone decides not to do costmetic surgery on their face?

They're doing an about face about their face.

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How did Martha feel when she cut her vegetables into very small pieces?

Grate.

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What state keeps track of their Dell computers?

Delaware

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What can you take when you're tired?

You can take a nap or you can take a break.

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What do you call a young female cow?

Miss Steak.

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What is similar between slamming on the car brakes and baseball?

They both have a short stop.

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