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What did Billy call the money he made from selling thumb tacks?

Income tacks.

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Is getting close to cousins important?

Yes, its relatively important.

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Why is there a school in England that teaches people about different types of plates?

Because they feel that it's important for people to know their plates.

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What do you say when you have trouble opening a jar of sesame paste?

Open sesame.

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Why didn't Joe buy the white horse when when he had all black horses?

Because it was a horse of a different color.

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How did the hacker get away?

He ransomeware.

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How does a pipefitter foreman ensure his workers aren't too noisy when on jobsites?

He asks them to pipe down.

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What factors have helped Amazon retain repeat business?

Free Shipping and Auto-Ordering are two Prime examples.

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What is the result if you combine a sweet pie and a sharp onion?

You get an O-PI-NION that is both sweet and sharp.

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How did Beth like her job ironing shirts?

She was ironing bored.

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Why did Amanda avoid cookies, cake, and crackers?

She tried to void foods that are crummy.

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When the pioneers cut down trees to clear the land, how did they feel about the difficult process of uprooting the tree stumps?

They felt stumped.

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