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How do you describe a person's writing that has lots of verbs?

It re-verb-erates.

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A son of a gun.

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Why did the prisoner eat food he was allergic to?

He wanted to break out.

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Why is it hard to trust a staircase?

It's always up to something.

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What piece of clothing is named after the neck of a reptile?

Turtle neck sweater.

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How do we know that the amount of seeds in a pear is an even number?

They come in pears.

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What did the man say when needing to repair his socks?

Darn!

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How did we know the Russian musician would be a good match for the ballet dancer?

Because he played the ballet lika.

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What are ticks called that live in a parrot's feathers?

Polly Ticks

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What happened when the truck carrying jelly had an accident?

Traffic jam.

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How do authorities in England express their appreciation for the public maintaining orderly lines?

They say, "ThanQueue

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What helps traction in marriage?

Attraction.

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