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Which word is spelled incorrectly in every dictionary?

Incorrectly

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What do you do when your electrical system short-circuits?

Re-fuse to make it work.

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How did Bobby feel when he spilled a jar of olive oil on himself in the morning?

It was too oily in the morning.

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What is this person doing?

He's really using his noodle.

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When we treat others with tact, what is the result?

Our relationships remain intact.

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What do you call male child of a purse?

A purse son.

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When John proposed to Joan, what playing card did he look like to Joan?

The King of Hearts.

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What fruit can't get married quickly?

Cantaloupe.

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What hair style is named after the hair of a horse?

Pony tail.

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What is this man's motto?

"A waist is a terrible thing to waste".

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How did Dr. Frankenstein end up putting the wrong brain in body he built?

It was a no-brainer.

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Why did the scarecrow win a very special award?

Because it was outstanding in its field.

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