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What 2 letters are very active?

BZ

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Why was the farm worker disappointed?

He thought he was promised a good salary, but they gave him a good celery.

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What was Billy's reaction when he saw how many tiers of steps he had to climb to his seat in the last row?

It brought tiers to his eyes.

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What can you say about the stories of how staples, paper-clips, and thumb-tacks were developed?

They are all fasten-ating.

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What do you call a veterinarian that used to be in the army?

A vet vet.

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What does the Eiffel Tower have in common with a tick?

They are both Paris sights.

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What did the uninitiated tourist think when he visited here?

People were talking to the wall.

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Why is a young man and woman going out called a 'date'?

Because dates are sticky, and both are hoping it will be sticky.

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How did Bill lose so much weight?

Whenever he was about to eat - he thought of the word 'weight', and it reminded him to wait.

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Why did Betty distrust stairs?

She felt they were always up to something.

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What do you call a one-legged hippo?

A hoppo

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What two letters indicate 'too much' of something?

XS

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