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What was the main fruit in Noah's ark?

Pears.

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How does a person's body change when he's curious?

He becomes all ears.

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What was James Bond's nickname when he travelled a lot?

Vaga Bond

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What did the table cloth say to the table?

Don't be concerned, I've got you covered.

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What is a cartoon of puppets on strings called?

Suspended animation.

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What do labor unions have to do with your son's friends sleeping over?

Boy cots.

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What is an orthodontist's main goal?

A sound bite

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What are the most active two letters?

BZ

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What did the magician do when he was very tired?

He drank coffee, and that did the trick.

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How did Alice feel when the point of her pencil often broke?

She thought, 'What's the point of using pencils? I'll use pens instead.'

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What is similar between slamming on the car brakes and baseball?

They both have a short stop.

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What is it called when you use an Apple computer to cut through loads of information to find what you are looking for?

Mac the knife.

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