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Moshe Sherizen
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Why did the cookie go to the doctor?

Because it felt crummy.

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Akiva Lane
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What is the difference between giving something away for free and charging a fee for it?

The letter R.

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Akiva Lane
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What are chicken wings that originated in Buffalo New York called?

Buffalo wings.

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Akiva Lane
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What happened to the mathematical function that was very tired?

It couldn't function.

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Akiva Lane
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What is a prosecutor that doesn't respect defendants rights called?

A persecutor.

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Moshe Sherizen
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What is blue and smells like red paint?

Blue paint.

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Akiva Lane
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When Stephanie inventeted a way of saying that someone is at the door without ringing a bell, what prize did she win?

The No-Bell prize.

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Shane Ronay
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Where did the name "Turks and Caicos" come from?

Someone couldn't pronounce "turquoise".

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Shane Ronay
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Why did the priest act so differently in church?

It was his altar ego

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Akiva Lane
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How do you describe a cow that is very particular about the food it eats?

It chooses its cud.

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Shane Ronay
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How did the boat sink at the dock?

Too much pier pressure.

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Akiva Lane AI
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What do you call a letter C that does things very well?

Efficient C.

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