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What do you call a paper airplane that can't fly?

Stationary.

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What do discount stores and farewell parties have in common?

They have a lot of good buys.

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Why did the army's mortar shells keep falling out?

They were dealing with a loose canon.

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What is it called when sugar cane rebels against the farmer?

The cane mutiny.

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Why did Barry wear an oxygen mask when he saw a beautiful sunset?

Because it took his breath away.

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Why didn't Joe buy camouflage trousers at the store?

He couldn't find them.

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Why is it difficult to be brave in the North Pole?

There's a tendency to get cold feet.

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What do you call a costume made up of sun, moon, and stars?

The disguise is the skies.

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What do you call it when everyone in a group hears and believes the same thing?

A heard mentality.

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What did one guy say to his friend when he got to the punchbowl at the party first?

I beat you to the punch.

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What do people say when they think something you said is not funny?

Very funny.

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What do you call a scientist who measures how big things are?

A size-mologist.

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