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What are hotdogs called when they are cold?

Hotdogs.

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How did Sandra feel about half the numbers when she was learning arithmetic?

She thought they were odd.

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Why did the shoes cross the road?

Because the chicken was wearing them.

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How in one word can one complain that their grapes aren't ripe yet?

Gripe

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What happened when Bob re-labled the jars in his wife's spice rack?

He's not in trouble yet, but the thyme is cumin.

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What was the animal band on Noah's Ark called?

The Arkistra.

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What did Cynthia say when her dog bit into her rye bread sandwich?

Something is awry!

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What is this?

A tripod.

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Why did Ben find it so easy to sleep?

He could do it with his eyes closed.

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What paragraph does Ron Desantis add to every contract?

A DeSantis clause.

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Shane Ronay
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What do auto mechanics call their rest periods?

Coffee brakes.

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Why did the hospital remove the windows from the operating room?

They wanted it to be paneless.

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