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Why was Joyce amazed when she saw what came before posterous?

It was pre-posterous.

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Akiva Lane
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What phone app helps you go to sleep for short periods of time?

The Nap App.

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Shane Ronay
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Who represents the National Bicycle Tire Association?

Their spokesman

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Akiva Lane
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What is candy in the shape of trains called?

Chew-chew trains.

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Shane Ronay
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What did the children say when given these?

Ooh...goody, goody gumdrops!

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Linda name her dogs Rolex and Timex?

They were her watch dogs.

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Shane Ronay
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How did the tycoon ask his architect to design a modest home?

He said, "Don't mansion it".

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Why was the homeowner scared of the zombies at his front door?

They were dead ringers of friends of his.

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Akiva Lane
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If before marriage a man is incomplete, what is he after he gets married?

He's finished.

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Shane Ronay
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What position is for one working part-time overseeing an orchestra?

A semi-conductor

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Martha feel so tired, that she felt like the back of a car?

She was exhausted, and two tired.

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What were the Smiths not concerned with?

Keeping up with the Joneses.

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