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What happened when Bob decided to use a Neuralink chip in his brain?

He changed his mind.

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How do you describe a bar that got bad reviews?

The booze got boos.

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Why did Andrea not want to take papers out of the file cabinet?

She was concerned that they might become defiled.

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If someone shook a tree, gathered the leaves that fell and made paper from it, what would the paper be called?

Loose leaf paper.

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How valuable was the motel that Nancy inherited from her uncle?

It was Inn valuable.

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Why did Jill avoid slapping the bottom of the boulder in the park?

She didn't want to hit rock bottom.

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What is it called when someone surfs on top of a fishing net?

Surfing the net.

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Why is a child's cry called a wail?

Because sometimes it seems as big as a whale.

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Why did the Indian chief never have to sleep outside?

He had reservations.

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Why did Bill have trouble falling asleep?

He was afraid of heights.

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What two letters are empty?

MT

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Which country is most upset about gas-guzzling automobiles?

Mad at gas car

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