Pictures:

What can you say about a manager who enjoys firing people?

That he's playing with fire.

1203

How did this farmer increase his bottom line?

He added a new machine to cut celeries.

1806

Horses are fun to ride...

...but make terrible neigh bors.

1485

How did Jim feel when he walked barefoot on seashells at the beach?

He was shell shocked.

2020

What happens to one's ability to walk after 8 drinks?

The results are staggering.

1235

Why did Charles find a box of chocolates when he checked into his hotel room?

Because it was a suite.

861

If a leader doesn't have a clear inspiring vision, what is the result?

Di-vision.

250

What do you call a veterinarian that used to be in the army?

A vet vet.

1586

Why didn't Max like racketball?

He thought that people who played it were off the wall.

2594

Why did Alan think carefully about everything decision he made?

Because to do anything else would be unthinkable.

403

After working for 40 years, why didn't Joe want new tires on his car?

He wasn't ready to re-tire.

2164

What is this person doing?

He is calling a spade a spade.

2703