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What two letters indicate 'too much' of something?

XS

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How do you describe someone in the Middle ages throwing his wig in the air when he inherited money?

The heir threw his hair in the air, and he flipped his wig.

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What is a sharp, clever woman called?

A shrewd shrew.

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Why did Fred often touch the four quarters he kept in his pocket?

To remind himself that sometimes change is hard.

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Why don't elephants get upset very often?

They have thick skin.

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When Max ate fish, and the peeling paint fell into his food, what did he call the meal?

Fish and chips.

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What do you call a baseball player and his Rabbi?

Batman and Rabban.

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Why was the lady afraid to get her head measured at sea?

She was afraid of cap sizing.

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Why is a sleeping person like a spy?

Because he is under cover.

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What is common with the words Human and Humor?

They both begin with a focus on the word 'You'.

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What does this picture show?

What are the greater graters?

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What is not a nice way to describe how one's vacuum cleaner works?

It sucks!

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