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Are robots brave?

Well, they have nerves of steel.

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On what kind of day does time seem to go slowest?

On a fast day.

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What did the tree do when it felt like just a stick in the mud?

It branched out.

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Which division of a hospital has the best patient supervision?

The "I see you" (ICU)

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How was the game between professional football players and prisoners in jail?

It had its pros and cons.

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What do you call someone who takes dents out of cars?

A dentist.

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How did the hacker get away?

He ransomeware.

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What is a contradictory fact about this specific school?

It's off a 4 lane highway.

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What is the difference between a park and a mental institution?

The park has cycle paths.

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What does Leonard Bernstein and copper have in common?

They are both good conductors.

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If bored people chose a leader, what would the postion be called?

Chairman of the bored.

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What's the motto of the National Air Traffic Controller Association?

"Don't know if you're coming or going? We do!".

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