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What is it called when a very small child waves at you?

Micro wave lovin'.

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What happened to the college when it didn't want to give its teachers a raise in salary?

It lost its faculties.

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Which dog breed echoes an overly enthusiastic relative?

A Pinscher

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Right after the Smith family moved to a new house, what did they find it required?

Out of the box thinking.

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What seal agrees with everything?

The seal of approval.

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Why was the keyboard unhappy?

Because its keys were always depressed.

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What do these two buildings have in common?

They are both called 'The House That Ruth Built'.

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What do we know about this man?

He's getting too big for his britches.

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What do you call a hippie who is a phony?

A hippie-crit.

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What is ironic about Greenland and Iceland?

Greenland is mainly ice, and Iceland is mainly green.

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How did Jim feel when he walked barefoot on seashells at the beach?

He was shell shocked.

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What was the result of the vote?

Neighs won.

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