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What is the government official in charge of the fence called?

The Minister of De Fence.

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What is not a nice way to describe how one's vacuum cleaner works?

It sucks!

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Why is being grateful the best investment?

It always appreciates.

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What was Benjamin Franklin's reaction when lightening struck his kite?

He found it enlightening.

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How does a pipefitter foreman ensure his workers aren't too noisy when on jobsites?

He asks them to pipe down.

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What is good motto for a gym, to encourage people to lose weight?

Let there be light!

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What day of the week do people get married on?

Wedding's day.

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Why did Barry get heartburn when he ate the birthday cake?

He forgot to take off the candles.

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What do you call flies that are attracted to the smell of thyme?

Thyme flies.

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Why is it good to limit the amount of news you ingest every day?

It's not a coincidence that it's called De Press.

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What is the border between Finland and Russia called?

The Finish line.

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What does a baseball cap and an overturned boat have in common?

Cap size.

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