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What award did the farmer receive?

He was the best in his field.

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What is it called when parents provide good guidance for their children?

Power steering.

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Why is "libre" the Latin root for both book and liberty'?

It implies that learning makes us free.

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How would you refer to your dog-sitting neighbor that lost your pet?

Your dog gone neighbor.

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What is ironic about taking the apple on the left?

After you take it, the other one is left.

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What are our great-grandfathers called?

Our four fathers.

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What sickness does one get from building too hot a fire in a ski cottage?

Cabin fever

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What did the cat - whose name was Yow - say?

Me Yow.

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Why didn't Betty want to talk about the bed that her dog Dignity was sleeping on?

She felt it was beneath her dignity.

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Why did the Chinese military leader suffer from malnutrition?

Everyone kept eating General Tso's chicken.

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What is this picture saying?

Crime is out of the question.

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How are kangaroos and rabbits different than other animals?

They are the most hoppy.

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