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What are suits called that students in a high school class wear during political demonstrations?

Class action suits.

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Why must all people grow spiritually?

It's our soul purpose.

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What song mentions a fly that looks like a shoe?

Shoe fly, don't bother me.

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Why don't people realize when the owner of a flower shop makes fun of them?

They can't see the florist for the tease.

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How did the hacker get away?

He ransomeware.

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Why was Betty so surprised when a blue car drove up and her friend stepped out?

Because it came out of the blue.

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What 5 letter word becomes shorter when you add 2 letters to it?

The word 'short'.

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What kind of tails come with a list of specifics?

Details.

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What does superman use to keep the sun from his eyes?

A super visor.

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What was the motto of the salami company?

Our wurst is best.

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Is it good to save your pennies?

It makes cents.

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What do you call someone who is an expert about alarm clocks?

An alarmist.

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