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Why are rock bands from Finland kosher?

They have Finns and scales.

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What did Jim do when the bully challenged him to a debate?

He just walked away, and didn't take de bait.

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Which horse did the cowboy only ride after dark?

A night mare

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What is this man doing?

He's a lion tamer aligning a line of lions.

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What do you get after you finish sleeping?

You get up.

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Why are vultures always the last ones to leave a meal?

They have a bone to pick.

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Why do bees stay in their hives during winter?

Swarm.

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What do you call a fish that can't sing?

An out-of-tune a fish.

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What are bored students called?

The bored of education.

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Why did Maxine buy the more expensive bed?

It was bedder.

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How did Max feel about his rash?

He found it very irritating.

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Why did the magazine publisher go to a therapist?

He had a lot of issues.

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