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Shane Ronay
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What is this an example of?

A knee jerk reaction.

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Akiva Lane
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What happens when a person has to work on Sundays?

It's a weakened weekend.

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Shane Ronay
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What did Larry name his new ink and toner business?

Ink, Inc.

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Akiva Lane
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Why was the dolphin depressed?

It felt it had no porpoise in life.

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Shane Ronay
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What can have both a good and bad result?

Pennies from Heaven

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Akiva Lane
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In what room of a school are things re-created?

In the recreation room.

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Akiva Lane
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How did Jim express that he wasn't against learning poetry?

I'm not averse to learning a verse.

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Akiva Lane AI
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How did the poor mouse family survive and get enough food eat?

Well, they just squeaked by.

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Shane Ronay
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Why did the Chinese military leader suffer from malnutrition?

Everyone kept eating General Tso's chicken.

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Akiva Lane
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Why is this very useful?

Because people say they'll do things when they get a round tuit.

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call an ocean that fools the boats that are on it?

Hypocra Sea.

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Akiva Lane
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What did the doctor say when his nurse said there was a man in the waiting room who was disappearing?

Tell him I can't see him now.

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