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Why did the bear not want to wear shoes?

It couldn't bear not having bare feet.

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How did Bill's hitch-hiking trip go when nobody gave him a ride?

It went without a hitch.

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What part of the meat did Bill try not to bring to his wife from the freezer?

He didn't think it was a good idea to give his wife the cold shoulder.

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What do you call a plane that is not fancy?

A plain plane.

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How is Jim doing at his new job hanging up clothes in the department store?

He's getting the hang of it.

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Why did the shark not want to eat the millionaire?

It stayed away from rich foods.

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What is an expert thief who is second in command called?

An accomplished accomplice.

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Why should we have more appreciation for street contractors?

Because they pave the way for us.

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What is a survey done over the phone called?

A telephone poll.

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What would happen if Earth was attacked by giant spiders from outer space?

A world wide web.

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What is an aunt that is a great cook called?

Aunty Pasto.

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What is the motto of a store that sends packaged liver to customers?

We deliver de liver.

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