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Yehuda Lane
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How did the frog feel after he ate?

He felt very hoppy.

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Akiva Lane
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Do you ever see herds of animals roam cities?

It's practically unherd of.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Matt and Joan feel tension when the dishes weren't washed?

They felt out of sync when the dishes were in the sink.

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Akiva Lane
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How do you get someone to say 'Who's there?'

You say 'Knock, knock'

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Akiva Lane
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What did Bobby do when the bullies didn't let him use the slide?

He let is slide.

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Shane Ronay
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Why don't gluten-free people consume wheat?

It goes against their grain.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Martha not appreciate her beautiful kitchen counters?

She took it for granite.

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Why did Mr. Roberts take his key with an R attached, and put in on the upper hook on the wall?

He believed in the principle of higher R key.

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call a holy man who walks barefoot and has bad breath from fasting so much?

A super calloused fragile mystic hexed by halitosis.

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Akiva Lane
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How do you describe that the bark of a tree doesn't taste as good as its fruit?

It's bark is worse than it's bite.

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What did the paper say to the pen that was writing on it?

You have a good point.

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If someone shook a tree, gathered the leaves that fell and made paper from it, what would the paper be called?

Loose leaf paper.

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