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What does the sound of ducks and unsound docs have in common?

They are both quacks.

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What can be said about Edison's invention of the light bulb?

Both Edison and the light bulb were brilliant.

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What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet?

Supplies!

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What was a misunderstanding between Bill and his wife?

She asked for toilet water for her birthday, and he didn't know it meant perfume.

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Do you want an ark for protection from a flood?

I Noah guy who can help.

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What was the animal band on Noah's Ark called?

The Arkistra.

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What do you call a small circle that is very relaxed?

Dot calm.

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What is it called when Charlie talked with his Grandmother every week?

Tele-gram.

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Who is this?

Gaucho Marx

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What is something called that makes you angry?

A pre-curser.

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What did the mother say to get her son to stop playing video games and come to dinner?

Step up to the plate.

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What did the midwife say to the woman starting to give birth?

Please bear with me.

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