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When Mrs. Smith suggested to her husband that they go to a concert, what was his response?

Sounds good.

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Why didn't the clam share its food?

Because it was shell-fish.

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When Ellie Smith married Darth Vader why did she feel things were going up?

She became Ellie Vader.

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What does the Eiffel Tower have in common with a tick?

They are both Paris sights.

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Because Gus was always happy, what was his nickname?

Fungus.

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What was it called when Samantha texted her friend about the great date she was on?

It was an update about the up date.

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Which fruit has a Y chromosome?

BOYSenberries

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What state was Maxine in when she found out that a person has 100,000 miles of blood vessels?

She was in a state of awe.

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Why do you really have to hand it to short people?

Because otherwise, they can't reach it themselves.

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What happened when the horses ran away from the farm?

It destabilized the farm.

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If the color of the White house is white, what is the color of a green house?

A greenhouse is transparent because its walls are made of glass.

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What vegetable did Marty not take onto his sailboat?

Leeks.

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