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How did Elliot's investment in the chicken farm work out?

It took him a while to re-coop his investment.

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Shane Ronay
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How were people getting hit by the same bicycle every day?

It was a vicous cycle.

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Akiva Lane
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What can you say about a teacher without any students?

He's in a class all by himself.

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What can you take when you're tired?

You can take a nap or you can take a break.

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What's the opposite of a Thanksgiving turkey?

A spring chicken.

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What are zero's that are shot into space called?

Astro Noughts

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How did Patty feel about her wonderful female cat?

She was purr-fect.

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What is the condition called where a person is not allergic to cars?

Auto immune condition.

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How is a bird similar to the wife of a miser?

They both go 'cheap, cheap'.

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Is the dolphin having a good time?

It's having a ball.

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What do you call a hippie who is a phony?

A hippie-crit.

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What do we know about this man?

He's getting too big for his britches.

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