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What phrase both applies and does not apply to the Titanic?

"Icy" does apply. 'I see" does not apply.

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What happens if someone accidently drank hair coloring?

They could dye.

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After the earthquake destroyed the land where a well was, what did the engineer say who was looking for it in the dark?

I don't feel well.

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What's the best way to eliminate vapor from your windshield?

I haven't the foggiest idea.

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Is there anything absolute about families?

It's all relative.

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How did Andrea feel when she was running out of her favorite red perfume?

She felt bad that she was down to her last red scent.

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Does the Moot Pencil Company make very sharp pencils?

That's a moot point.

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What is called if a lawyer charges nothing to help write a will?

Free will.

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Why did the towel feel so tired after it was used?

It felt like a wrung out towel.

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When the camp went camping, what did they call the group that got splinters?

The splinter group.

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What's another name for Shakespeare in the Park, that does not charge an entrance fee?

Free Will.

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What do Navy cadets do to lower belly fat?

Navel exercises.

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