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How did Alan charge his cell phone?

He paid for it with a credit card.

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What do you call flies that are attracted to the smell of thyme?

Thyme flies.

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How did farmer Jones know not to feed his ox eggs?

Because the ox rebelled against any yokes.

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What do you call a plane that is not fancy?

A plain plane.

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Why did Jim always set a limit in his mind before bidding at an auction?

He thought that otherwise it might become morbid.

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Why didn't Jack understand his hat?

It was over his head.

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Shane Ronay
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What did the man say after a meteor destroyed his house?

This really hit home.

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When Jim forgot to wear his watch, and he was asked what time it is, what did he answer?

Off-hand I can't say.

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How do telephone operators work together?

They co-operate.

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Why did Max keep a safe in his house?

Everyone was telling him 'Keep safe'.

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How does one obtain a very firm crease from the dry cleaner?

Request an increase.

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Why did Bruce breed racing deer?

He wanted to make a fast buck.

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