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Akiva Lane
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What is a knick-name for sharks?

Vicious fishes.

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Shane Ronay
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Is this cat anything special?

Yes - it's The Cat in the Hat.

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call a holy man who walks barefoot and has bad breath from fasting so much?

A super calloused fragile mystic hexed by halitosis.

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Miriam Lane
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What law is involved with marriage and family?

The Law of Relativity.

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Akiva Lane AI
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On a hot sunny day, why did Bill eat all the peas in the can and left only one?

Because then he had a canopy.

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Dovid Lane
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What was David doing in the room?

He was room-inating.

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Shane Ronay
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Why did the army's mortar shells keep falling out?

They were dealing with a loose canon.

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Akiva Lane
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What happened when a tree doctor put the bark of an oak tree on a maple tree?

It didn't work, because he was barking up the wrong tree.

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Yehuda Lane
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What vehicles do fish use in battle?

Fish tanks.

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Shane Ronay
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Why is there a lack of neurologists?

Few have the nerve.

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Akiva Lane
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What do Siamese twins say to each other before dinner?

Would you like to join me before dinner?

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Akiva Lane
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What special symbol weighs more than any other?

The pound.

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