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Why wasn't the company making money?

Its strategy made no cents.

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Where are the dots that are over the letter i?

The i's have it.

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Why did Jim write a last will and testament?

Because where there is a will there's a way.

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What TV show is about seasoning food?

The spice is right.

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Why did Lisa buy things with pennies?

When she bought things, she wanted to use common cents.

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When do you stop looking for something?

When you find it.

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What does the army and the wind have in common?

They both can have a draft.

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What is a newspaper that puts you asleep called?

The snooze news.

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Why did Beverly go to a therapist?

She felt her complexes were very complex.

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What is the best month to buy and sell jewelry?

Jewel-eye.

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Was the snack food factory worker hurt when the machine exploded?

No, but had a chip on his shoulder.

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What did the doctor say when his nurse said there was a man in the waiting room who was disappearing?

Tell him I can't see him now.

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