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How did the truck driver carrying marble slabs feel when the truck overturned?

He felt like he was losing his marbles.

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What's it called if you spend loads of time with loads of friends?

Frenzy.

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Why did the priest act so differently in church?

It was his altar ego

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Is the entire world starting to think exactly the same?

Just the indoctri-nations.

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What was it called when Pierre welcomed and praised his guests over a glass of wine?

French toast.

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How were Eastman Kodak researches Harry Coover and Fred Joyner able to develop superglue in 1951?

Because they stuck with it.

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How did Jacob feel about Rivka's borther Lavan when he worked for Lavan for 20 years?

He felt that Lavan wasn't lovin'.

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What US city has a name similar to this?

Little Rock

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Why did bill choose gastroenterology as a medical specialty?

He had a gut feeling.

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What is it called when a parrot chews off and swallows the weak end of a stick?

A weekend in parrots.

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Why do commuters need sleep specialists?

They are always exhausted.

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What fish is married to an uncle?

Aunt Chovies

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