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Why was Jeremy concerned when he couldn't take off his pickle costume?

Because if he couldn't get it off, he was really in a pickle.

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When Bill had to choose between a heavy oar and a light oar to use with his kayak, what did he choose?

Either oar.

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What did Mr. electric eel says to Mrs. electric eel?

You look absolutely stunning!

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How did Martha feel when she cut her vegetables into very small pieces?

Grate.

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What did the cop say to the driver who offered a bribe?

Fine.

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How do we know that the Almighty is a baseball fan?

His first book starts, 'In the big inning'.

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Why did Bob feel uncomfortable buying puppets from the puppet store?

He always felt there were strings attached.

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Why didn't Joe mind when the wind ripped the roof off his store?

He no longer had any overhead.

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why did the man make window blinds from potato peels?

He heard they were a nightshade.

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What are these signs called?

Dollar signs.

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What do you call a line at a party waiting for drinks?

The punch line.

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How did Melissa feel when she found out, after waiting in line, that the concert was sold out?

She found it disconcerting.

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