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Who does one who can't figure out their career speak to?

An Occupational Therapist.

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How did Becky feel about hot dogs?

She felt they were the wurst.

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During an uprising, what are random groups of armed men called?

Malicious militias.

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What is the key to "flipping" houses?

Heavy leverage

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What is a cane called that a shepherd uses to get animals to move faster?

A hurry cane.

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Why did the blues band remind Bob of his days hunting whales?

The wailing reminded him of whaling.

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What fruit is the favorite of men and women getting to know each other?

Dates.

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What is happening here?

Eve is giving Adam an Apple iPhone.

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What do you call an appointment that gets cancelled?

A dis-appointment.

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What is MOM spelled upside down?

WOW!

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How did the conversation go between a patient and the doctor who wanted him to cut down on mayonnaise?

Mayonnaise? No you may not.

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Why didn't Arnold answer questions about beans?

Because he didn't know beans about it.

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