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What happens when the king's neck hurts?

He has a royal pain in the neck.

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What is the lesson of daylight savings time?

If clocks can change, so can we.

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What is a pretty angle called?

Acute angle.

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What is the exact enrollment at the Carmelite Convent?

Nun

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How did the community feel that after all the planning, the new hospital was finally being built?

It was a ground-breaking event.

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Why did the Mexican man take anti-anxiety medication?

For hispanic attacks.

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What music do you wrap presents to?

Rap music.

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What do you call a valley where convicted criminals make silly jokes?

Silly con valley.

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Which horse did the cowboy only ride after dark?

A night mare

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How does Barbie say good morning to Ken?

Good morning, doll-ing.

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What are magazines called that agree with the viewpoint of Donald Trump?

MAGA zines.

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How did the geometry teacher feel when she saw her children teaching geometry to her grandchildren?

She felt that life had come full circle.

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