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Why did Marla always start walking with her right foot?

She wanted to put her best foot forward.

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Is it good to tie something with a frayed knot?

I'm afraid not.

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When a man and a woman go on a date, how many kinds of dates are there?

Among others: accomodate, candidate, consolidate, elucidate, update, raindate, validate, inundate, and intimidate.

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How did this person respond when asked how they're doing?

Doing well, thank you.

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How did the truck driver carrying marble slabs feel when the truck overturned?

He felt like he was losing his marbles.

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What do these have in common: a fish in the ocean, doing things well, and a small apartment?

They all involve efficiency.

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What happened when the large bowl fell off the shelf and knocked Betty down?

She was bowled over.

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Why didn't Joe like running at the track?

He felt like he was just running around in circles.

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What does an art school and a store that sells bedroom dressers have in common?

They both have drawers.

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Why was the dolphin depressed?

It felt it had no porpoise in life.

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What do attorneys wear to court when representing clients?

Their law suits.

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What is the land called where an acting troupe builds a stage?

A play ground.

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