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Why do French eat snails?

They don't like fast food.

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What kind of tea decreases a person's intelligence?

Stupida tea.

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Why did Arnold always bet at the same race track?

He had a one-track mind.

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Why did the bar have a very tall ceiling?

Because it wanted the customers to have less of a hangover.

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Why is this very useful?

Because people say they'll do things when they get a round tuit.

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What do you call machines that sand down the surface of kernals of grain?

Kernal sanders.

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Why did Beth wear a blindfold when she slept?

Because her husband was such a light sleeper.

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What do you call a delicatessen that specializes in lox?

A lox smith.

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Did Billy wake up very early to join his friends in the camping trip?

Yes, he rose to the occasion.

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What did Marty say when he was saved by a lifeguard named Sam Bell?

"I was saved by the Bell".

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How did Boris feel about losing the kick-boxing championship?

He wanted to kick himself.

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What did Mrs. Gard call it when she changed her twin babies?

The changing of the Gards.

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