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When Matthew Gen was knighted, why did people think he was a doctor?

Because people called him Sir Gen.

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What did Barbie say to Ken?

You're a doll.

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Why did the thief who wanted to repent always do things very quickly?

He didn't want to hold people up.

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What is the largest bone on hippos?

Their hips.

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Why were the wafer cookies sad?

Because their mother was away far.

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Why did Marsha make a knot in the shape of the letter Y?

She figured 'Why not'?

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Why did a lot of people want to use Alan Richter's bathroom scale?

Because they wanted to know what they weighed on the Richter scale.

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What do you usually don't mind losing?

Weight.

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Why did the caveman knock rocks together?

To make rock music.

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What do you call a wine bottle that is in the shape of a letter O?

A wine-o.

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How did Sam's parents react when he threw the cereal in the garbage without eating it.

They said he was a cereal killer.

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What do students in 12th grade have in common with people in an old-age home?

They are both seniors.

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