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What do you call an alligator in a vest?

An investigator.

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What is a father called who is an expert at doing things?

A doo dad.

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How would you describe this?

Spring is in the air.

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Why did the loaf of bread feel insecure?

It felt kneady.

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What did Ted say about his playing a bagel in the school play?

My role is a roll.

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What is Barry the Smurf's nickname?

Blue Barry

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What's the source of a pig's pink color?

Pigment.

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How did the can opener get its name?

Because it 'can' open things.

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What do you call a zoo that feeds the animals zucchinis?

A zoo-kini.

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How do you describe Arnold getting new boots for his computer robots?

He rebooted the computer robots.

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Where do gardeners love to shop?

Bloomingdales

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Why can you trust an expert in sound systems?

He gives sound advice.

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