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Are outsiders allowed into the room called the 'well' in the Justice Department?

No, but it's just-as-well.

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What does a watch repairman have in common with turning a wheel left to right?

They are both clock wise.

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What is the smartest part of the body?

The nose - it's amazing how much it nose.

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What did the lawyer wear to work?

A lawsuit.

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What do you call loving swing music in Michigan?

Being in a swing state in a swing state.

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Why is this wild cat upset?

He was told that cheetahs never prosper.

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Why wasn't Joe able to get the bank's low-interest loan?

Because the bank had low interest in giving the loan.

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What is the motto of the factory that makes canned food?

We can!

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What is the plural of plea?

Please.

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Jason Hernandez is 7'3", and wears the largest shoes in the world..

That's quite a feet.

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What is a knick-name for sharks?

Vicious fishes.

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Why was Charlie so concerned when he found a hole in his bag of marbles that he never noticed before?

He thought that he might be losing his marbles.

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