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What do you get when you find someone you want to marry?

You get married.

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What pictures did the family put on the bedroom curtains?

Pictures of tomatoes and eggplants because they are nightshades.

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What did the pan say when it was covered with aluminum foil?

Foiled again!

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What do you call a scientist whose funding got taken away?

A mad scientist.

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Why didn't Joe buy camouflage trousers at the store?

He couldn't find them.

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Why did Ben find it so easy to sleep?

He could do it with his eyes closed.

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What famous saying does this represent?

Two bees or not two bees.

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What is similar between paying for a meal and ducks?

They both have bills.

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What is exercizing at home called?

The home stretch.

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How are different types of submarines described?

In sub-categories.

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Why did the gardener see a dermotologist?

Because of his green thumb.

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What do dentists never tell their patients?

Keep your mouth shut.

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