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What do you call a rat whose name is Demmik?

Demmik Rat.

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What is similar between IDIOM and IDIOT

Both have 5 letters, begin with IDI, and are hard to understand.

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What bidding in the bridge card game do Democrats like?

No trump.

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Why did Jim write a last will and testament?

Because where there is a will there's a way.

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Why didn't Bill talk about his skin rash?

It was a senstive topic.

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What kind of bean has regrets?

A coulda bean.

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When Alan and Betty Jones got lost during the African safari, what was their main worry?

They didn't want to be caught behind enemy lions.

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Why did the couple decide to get married?

They found each other very engaging.

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If your dog is not telling the truth while it is sleeping, what should you do?

As the saying goes, let sleeping dogs lie.

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What happens when a hit ball that collides with a bird?

It's ruled a fowl ball

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How did the tycoon ask his architect to design a modest home?

He said, "Don't mansion it".

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When is a hot cup cold?

When there isn't something hot in it.

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