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How did the recession affect the company that made air conditioners?

It took the wind out of their sales.

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Why are reading glasses called glasses?

Because they are made from plastic?

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Why didn't Bill promise his wife that he would be a billionaire?

Because that didn't look very promising.

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What do dates and apples have it common?

One comes from a palm tree, the other comes from a pomme tree.

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What can you say about the courtroom of Judge Alan Fier?

Each of his trials was a trial by Fier.

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What is inside a box of matches that falls from the sky?

A match made in heaven.

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When a doctor displayed the brain image of a high IQ person, what was the reaction?

That it was ingenious.

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What are good names for a company that makes kitchen counters?

Counter Intuitive, or Counter Culture.

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How did Bill like making food on the grill?

It was grate.

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What do you say to a bowl of kidney beans when you haven't eaten them for a while?

Where have you bean?

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How was Jim doing in the track and field competition?

He found that winning faced a lot of hurdles.

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What do auto mechanics call their rest periods?

Coffee brakes.

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