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What is the boy doing?

He's looking a gift horse in the mouth.

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What is happening here?

He's being burned at the steak.

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Why is a pet lusion that seems to be sick not really sick?

Because it's an ill lusion.

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When we feel blessed, why do we feel like singing?

Because the word blessing ends with the word sing.

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What did the circus do to the trapeze artist who wasn't performing well?

It suspended him.

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What can you say about the person who founded Kelloggs?

He was a cereal entrepreneur.

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What do athletes and musicians have in common?

They want to make records.

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Why did the bears stop being friends?

They found each other unbearable.

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What did the teacher say to the student when he asked to make up an exam after graduation?

She said, 'You can't make these things up.'

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What is ironic about Greenland and Iceland?

Greenland is mainly ice, and Iceland is mainly green.

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Why do shoes sneeze when they get hot?

They become hot-shoes!

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What do new packages of medicines and many aquariums and zoos have in common?

They have seals.

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