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What is it called when someone is anxious about the future?

Future tense.

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Why did Jim want to be a farmer?

He thought he would dig it.

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What can you say about a person who as an acute sense of smell?

He nose alot.

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How did the podiatrist react to having no patients all week?

De-feeted

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What are the simplest 2 letters of the alphabet?

EZ

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Why did Grandpa enjoy spending time in his rocking chair?

Because he didn't want people to think he was off his rocker.

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Why are bees that are born in May confused?

Because they are maybe's.

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If you put blue berries deep in the ground, what are they called?

Very buried berries.

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In what direction do people clean?

They clean up.

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Why does this horse always give leg cramps to its riders?

His name is Charley.

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How does someone feel after they eat peas?

They feel peas-ful.

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What do great track stars and confused people have in common?

They run around in circles.

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