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Why did the couple decide to get married?

They found each other very engaging.

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Why did Mrs. Jones put the steaks in the freezer higher than the kids could reach?

Because the steaks were high.

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Why were socks sold in a plastic case that looked like a pear?

It was a pear of socks.

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How did people react when Joe pulled down a 'No Demonstrations' sign without getting caught by the police?

"How did you pull that off?"

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Why did the bar have a very tall ceiling?

Because it wanted the customers to have less of a hangover.

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How did the teacher feel when he realized that no one was paying attention to him?

He felt like he was the chairman of the bored.

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What is the shine of a gold ring called?

Its ring tone.

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What do you call horses that live next to each other?

Neigh-bors.

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Why did astrophysicist Steven Hawking fail his history class?

It wasn't rocket science.

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What did the transportation company of cows call themselves?

The moooooovers.

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How do you describe people who like good writing?

They are pro prose pros.

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Why was this water making high-pitched noises?

Because it was a creak.

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