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What is the most popular being in the sea?

The star fish.

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How did the rose deal with the challenges of life?

It always rose to the occasion.

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What do you call a demonstration at a diner?

A counter-demonstration.

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What is it called when something is discussed on X?

It is X-communicated.

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What do you call a place with a lot of spiders?

A web site.

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What did the procrastinator tell those who said he'd never get anywhere?

"You just wait!"

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What is the hardest thing about making a sidewalk?

The cement.

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How did King Kong feel about the woman he was holding?

He had a crush on her.

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How did Sam and Betty describe that they walked on a different path in the woods every day?

Roam wasn't built in a day.

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What does Shakespeare getting sick have to do with feeling angry at someone?

ILL WILL.

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Why did the police enter the comedy club?

The comedian was a riot.

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What is the difference between Moby Dick and a blues band?

One is a blue whale, and the other is a blue wail.

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