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What did Barbie say to Ken?

You're a doll.

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What's does track & field have in common with a Polish bank?

They both have Pole vaults.

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How did Martha react when she saw that her bank account went from minus to plus?

She saw it as a good sign.

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How did the Teddy Bear feel after dinner?

It felt stuffed.

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Why did Bill get arrested when he was boarding a plane?

In a loud voice he said 'Hi' to his friend Jack.

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What is a baseball bat that is used to destroy fans?

A fan club.

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How did the farmer like planting the field of wheat?

It was sow sow.

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Why did the shark spit out the clown?

It thought he tasted funny.

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What is a nursery for babies called?

A wiggle room.

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My friend stopped working at the chemical factory.

It was a toxic work environment.

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What kind of bean has regrets?

A coulda bean.

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How did the tycoon ask his architect to design a modest home?

He said, "Don't mansion it".

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