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What is the annual football game for plumbers?

The Toilet Bowl.

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What are reporters who never retire called?

Permanent press.

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Does the manufacturer make much money from selling these?

Nah, they make peanuts.

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Why couldn't the pony sing?

Because it was a little hoarse.

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Why was Arnold arguing with his stomach?

Because he ate something that didn't agree with him.

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What did the woman do who got sick from the sushi restaurant?

She sued sushi.

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When there is a team of horses, what advantage do the horses in back have?

They have hindsight.

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What are axes that are used by criminals called?

Axes of Evil.

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Why did Sir Edmund Hillary climb Mount Everest?

It peaked his interest.

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What liquid is able to run?

Running water.

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How did the nobels of Camelot ask the king to help their painful joints?

Arthur - right us.

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How did Emma feel when she unexpectedly married a great guy?

It was a Sir Prize surprise.

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