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What did Jay say when there was an explosion at his factory?

"Let the chips fall where they may".

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What is a cold part of South America?

Chile.

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When the teacher said there's no such thing in English as a double positive making a negative, how did a student respond?

Yeah, right.

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What do you get when your optician is a comedian?

A man who makes a spectacle of himself.

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Which career works the fewest hours per week?

A Monday morning quarterback.

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How did Alice feel when the point of her pencil often broke?

She thought, 'What's the point of using pencils? I'll use pens instead.'

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How does one shorten a coughing fit?

Using a hack

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Why did Martha feel so tired, that she felt like the back of a car?

She was exhausted, and two tired.

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What items does someone most need to weather an emergency?

Staples

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What do you call tea that reduces intelligence?

Stupidi-tea.

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Why didn't Bill like going to the aquarium?

He thought there was something fishy about the place.

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Which sea creature is not friendly to other sea creatures?

Anemone

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