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What did the mother do whose son chewed on an electrical cord?

She grounded him until he conducted himself properly.

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What's the advantage of buying eye glasses with frames colored by Rose Jones?

You can see through Rose-colored glasses.

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What do you call an item in a store where the price tag is unreadable?

Priceless.

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What does a smart person have in common with a school principal?

They are both in charge of their faculties.

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What is it called when a leak is fixed in the ceiling?

Sealing the ceiling.

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Why shouldn't you write with a broken pencil?

Because it's pointless.

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Why was the vegetarian disappointed at the dinner party?

He thought sweetbreads came from a bakery.

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How did Joe feel when he reached to pick up a stick, and it turned out to be a rattlesnake?

He felt rattled.

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What can you say about a candle before you light it?

It's met its match.

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What are French sandals called?

Phillipe Phellop

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What did one boxer say to the other boxer?

Did you miss me?

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Why did John think he had Type O blood, when he really had Type A?

His birth records had a Type O.

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