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What is the plan called where you make sure that you do something productive every single hour of the day?

Hour power.

2013

Where do superman and batman live?

Capetown.

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How did the mouse avoid the mousetrap?

He just squeaked by.

1994

While building his porch, why was Arnie looking for something called 'scratch'?

Because he was building it from scratch.

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What happens when a problem is solved twice?

It is resolved.

1977

What relative did Bill Royd name the phone operating system after?

Aunt Royd.

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How did Bill feel when he was preparing his taxes?

He felt the taxes were attacks.

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What is it called when carpets are dropped out of planes?

Carpet bombing.

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Why was Bobby's mother concerned with he came home from school with this sheet of paper?

He came home with a black 'i'.

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What helps traction in marriage?

Attraction.

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Why didn't ancient man understand the world of the stars?

It was over his head.

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What is happening here?

The ketchup is trying to catch up.

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