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What is built into the walls at Microsoft headquarters?

Microsoft windows.

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What happened when Bob tried hitting a baseball when it was foggy?

He always mist.

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Why didn't people believe this when they saw it?

They thought it was pi in the sky.

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Which U.S. Army battalion drives up to and then crawls under barbed-wire fences?

Jeepers Creepers

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What do you call a place where crows drink beer?

A crow bar.

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Why did the priest act so differently in church?

It was his altar ego

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What do you say to a dog when you give it a bone to chew on?

Bone appetit.

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Why did the butcher not take down the steaks from the top shelf of his freezer?

Because the steaks were too high.

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What was the animal band on Noah's Ark called?

The Arkistra.

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How can you identify a Dogwood tree?

By its bark.

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What kind of car can become a religious convert?

A convertible.

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Why did Joe stop stealing, get a job with a salary?

He found that crime does not pay.

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