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Akiva Lane
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What is the realization that all life begins as a fertilized egg?

It's egg-sistential.

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Shane Ronay
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Why did Jerry choose to work with the elderly?

He enjoyed other Jerry-atrics.

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Akiva Lane
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Why was the singer embarrassed to go on stage and perform?

Because he was a little horse, and he had a frog in his throat.

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Shane Ronay
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Which dog breed is the most inherently spoiled?

Rot weilers

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Matt Weiss
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What phrase explains the importance of making a will?

Where there's a will there's a way.

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Akiva Lane
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When the wind blew the large plastic cans all over, why did they change to steel cans?

When it's windy, steel cans still can be still cans.

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Akiva Lane AI
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What is happening here?

Eve is giving Adam an Apple iPhone.

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Akiva Lane
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What is a repairman that fixes clocks called?

A tik-tok doc.

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Abe Kiss
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What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet?

Supplies!

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Shane Ronay
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Why is lumping people together not a good practice?

Because to average them is "mean".

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Akiva Lane
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How was the game between professional football players and prisoners in jail?

It had its pros and cons.

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Akiva Lane
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What do geese and cars have in common?

They both honk.

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