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Why did Ed swim to the very bottom of his swimming pool?

He had a problem with the pool, and he wanted to get to the bottom of it.

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Why did Marsha make a knot in the shape of the letter Y?

She figured 'Why not'?

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When the pessimist says 'It can't get any worse', what does the optimist say?

It can!

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How does appreciation show one's intelligence?

You're a great fool if your not grate ful.

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Why was no one able to buy more summer hats after a man just did?

That was the last straw.

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What country is similar to a runner that just finished a race?

Iran

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Why did the student study outside in the cold?

Because he wanted to learn the subject cold.

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How did Andy feel when the skin doctor cancelled his apppointment?

He felt irritated.

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What's a good name for a tanning salon?

Tan Fastic.

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What do you call worrying about the complications of losing money in a real estate complex?

A complex complex about a complex.

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Shane Ronay
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Who invented tiny nails?

A guy named Brad.

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What is the shine of a gold ring called?

Its ring tone.

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