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How are banks like trees?

They both have branches.

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How did the word 'hour' get its name?

Because it is 'ours' to do with as we choose.

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What would ticks be called if they were found on the moon?

Luna-ticks.

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Why is the location of the letter 'I' very important in marriage?

It's the difference between 'marriage' and 'mirage', and 'marital arts' and 'martial arts'.

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What did Noah do before the flood?

He was pre-pairing.

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Why was the ballet teacher considered to be so good?

She really kept her students on their toes.

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How did the trucking company become so successful?

They went the extra mile.

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Why didn't Bill talk about his skin rash?

It was a senstive topic.

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What is a travelogue video about Berkeley called?

You See Berkeley

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What did Barbie say to Ken?

You're a doll.

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Why don't people realize when the owner of a flower shop makes fun of them?

They can't see the florist for the tease.

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Why couldn't Alan sit in a chair when he worked?

He was a stand-up comedian.

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