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Why is "libre" the Latin root for both book and liberty'?

It implies that learning makes us free.

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Why did George make a large model of a dime?

Because he wanted to learn how to fall asleep on a dime.

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What Far Eastern city's music has something in common with the blues?

Seoul music.

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How do we know that only taking doesn't make relationships last?

"To get" plus 'to get" equals forget.

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Why is lumping people together not a good practice?

Because to average them is "mean".

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What is ironic about The Flat Earth Society?

Their members are all around the globe.

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What is Denise's brother's name?

De Nephew.

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Why did the Jones family put pails at the edge of their property?

Because everthing after that was beyond the pail.

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Where is the best place to find shipping pallets?

"Skid" row

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What do you call a troop of soldiers with long hair?

The hair force.

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Why did the father bring a broken cup to the family meal?

He wanted to play good-cup bad-cup with his kids.

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What happened to the circus performer who swallowed a wood file?

He got a raspy voice.

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