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How long must one walk a dog that lives indoors?

Until they're pooped.

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What kind of point is not sharp?

A moot point.

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What did Noah do before the flood?

He was pre-pairing.

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What kind of key lives in the jungle?

A monkey.

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If Washington is the most Southern face on Mount Rushmore, what is Lincoln?

The North Face.

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What is it called if a baseball pitcher throws a small model of an elevator?

An elevator pitch.

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What's good advice when photographing celestial beings?

Be sure you get the best angel.

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What type of person uses oxygen bleach to brush his teeth?

An oxymoron

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Why didn't the small hotel want to let the motorcycle gang stay there?

The youth hostel didn't want hostile youth.

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Why are the internal parts of the body called organs?

Because they are all so well organized.

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What does the sound of ducks and unsound docs have in common?

They are both quacks.

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What flower is named after a dog?

Collie flower.

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