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What do you call a line of singles from all over the world waiting to get into a singles event?

An international date line.

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What did Jimmy say when he couldn't go out to play because it was raining?

When it rains, it bores.

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How did the tycoon ask his architect to design a modest home?

"Don't mansion it".

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When the bee joined the bee hive, how did it feel?

It felt like a newbie.

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Why did Mr. & Mrs. Bear get divorced?

They couldn't bear each other anymore.

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What is the moment called when you decide if and how much you will tip a waiter?

The tipping point.

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What letter of the alphabet is similar to a person with a split personality?

W

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What is a banquet for bowlers called?

A bowling ball.

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What is a contradictory fact about this specific school?

It's off a 4 lane highway.

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What name for cigarettes describes the harm they do?

Sick-arettes.

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Why was the farmer surprised how much it cost to feed his chickens?

It was more than he expected - it wasn't chicken feed.

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Who was more intelligent as a child - Alec Baldwin or Alec Guinness?

They were both Smart Alecs.

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