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What do they say about a great baseball player?

That the hits just keep on coming!

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How did Sarah feel about not getting concert tickets to see her favorite band?

She found it dis-concerting.

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How long must one walk a dog that lives indoors?

Until they're pooped.

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What is it like in a place where everyone lives in tents?

Intensity.

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How did Martha feel about going back to work on Monday?

It was a weak day.

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What do you call a father from Iceland?

An ice pop.

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Why was the conductor proud of the orchestra he started?

He was very instrumental in its formation.

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How did the word 'hour' get its name?

Because it is 'ours' to do with as we choose.

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If a hiker meets in the woods a large bear on the left and a small bear on the right, what should he do?

Bear right.

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What do you get when you are in a hurry?

You get going.

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What is an intricate fear of clusters of buildings called?

A complex complex complex.

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Why was WC Fields not very popular in England?

Because of his first initials.

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