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When Marsha told her husband on the phone that she was late, why did he call the police?

She said she was being held up.

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What happened when the large bowl fell off the shelf and knocked Betty down?

She was bowled over.

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Did Emily like living near the water?

She shore did.

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What does the Garden of Eden, New York City, Granny Smith, and Cuppertino have in common?

Apples

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What is this man doing?

He's a lion tamer aligning a line of lions.

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Why was Bill so exhausted after a day of putting tires on the inner rings of car wheels?

It was tire ring.

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What did the procrastinator tell those who said he'd never get anywhere?

"You just wait!"

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What is logical and has to do with the Earth?

Geological

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Why does John like recruiting people to work in skyscrapers?

He loved telling people they were highered.

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What does an art school and a store that sells bedroom dressers have in common?

They both have drawers.

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Why did Fred spend a lot of time looking around the horse stable?

His therapist said his life should be more stable eyes'd.

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What do you call someone who is always drinking coffee?

A caf-fiend.

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