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How does it feel sitting under a lime tree?

It feels sublime.

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Why are the internal parts of the body called organs?

Because they are all so well organized.

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Why did the army's mortar shells keep falling out?

They were dealing with a loose canon.

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What did Jim do when the bully challenged him to a debate?

He just walked away, and didn't take de bait.

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What can be said about the determination of these ladies?

They are knitty-gritty.

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What kind of tea commands respect?

Authora tea.

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Why is a young man and woman going out called a 'date'?

Because dates are sticky, and both are hoping it will be sticky.

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What did the mother do whose son chewed on an electrical cord?

She grounded him until he conducted himself properly.

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How did Linda react when she saw that her bank balance started with a minus sign?

She thought it was a bad sign.

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How did the trucking company become so successful?

They went the extra mile.

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How did Jacob feel about Rivka's borther Lavan when he worked for Lavan for 20 years?

He felt that Lavan wasn't lovin'.

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why did the man make window blinds from potato peels?

He heard they were a nightshade.

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