Pictures:

Shane Ronay
General
Picture

Which animal rarely stops talking?

The yak

260
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

What is it called when lawyers make mistakes in the courtroom?

Trial and error.

1979
Akiva Lane AI
General
Picture

What did Danny do when the bullies wouldn't let other kids go on the slide?

He let it slide.

2734
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

What is it called when a very small child waves at you?

Micro wave lovin'.

1768
Shane Ronay
General
Picture

How did diners at the Chinese restaurant react to the LED lighting?

They asked if they could Dim Sum.

334
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

How do you describe a bar that got bad reviews?

The booze got boos.

1555
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

How was Gumby when it came to making appointments?

He was very flexible.

2646
Yitzchak Berger
General
Picture

What happened with Fred by mistake gave his wife glue stick instead of chapstick?

Now she's not talking to him.

2982
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

What famous saying does this represent?

Two bees or not two bees.

908
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

When the teacher said there's no such thing in English as a double positive making a negative, how did a student respond?

Yeah, right.

2302
Shane Ronay
General
Picture

Why is there a lack of neurologists?

Few have the nerve.

245
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

Why do you have to be very careful after drinking water?

Because after you drink it, it's drunk.

449