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How did the hardware store advertise hammers that break easily?

They are unbeatable.

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Akiva Lane
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How is the metric system similar to a guy going on a date?

They both involve a 'meet her'.

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How do you describe a water dispenser that is broken?

It's out of order, and it's out of water.

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Shane Ronay
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How do mountain goats seem to defy gravity on steep slopes?

They use cliffhangers.

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Shane Ronay
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Why did Bill order these to wear himself?

He's trying to lose weight through resistance-training.

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Akiva Lane
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Why is the centipede considered one of the strongest of insects?

It takes a while until it is on its last legs.

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Akiva Lane
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What word describes a variety of missiles?

Missile-aneous.

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Shane Ronay
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What does a smart person have in common with a school principal?

They are both in charge of their faculties.

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Shane Ronay
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Why are men more curious than women?

Because of their "why" chromosomes.

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Akiva Lane
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When is door not a door?

When it's ajar.

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How did Marty feel when the male deer stopped in front of his car?

The buck stops here.

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Yitzchak Berger
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Why can't you trust atoms?

Because they make up everything.

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