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Did Billy wake up very early to join his friends in the camping trip?

Yes, he rose to the occasion.

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Does therapy often cost a lot?

Yes, but you can keep the change.

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What did the other angles say to the 90 degree angle?

You're right.

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What do you call a date to make sure a person is right for you?

Validate.

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What postage is similar to a woman giving birth?

Special delivery.

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Would anyone make or buy an odor-less perfume?

No, that would be non-scents.

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When the wind blew the large plastic cans all over, why did they change to steel cans?

When it's windy, steel cans still can be still cans.

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What was the judge's response when the defendant asked for the charge to be waived?

The judge did not agree, and instead he waved it.

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What's a good name for a plumbing company?

In Sink

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Why did Fred dislike his job using a drill-press?

He found it very boring.

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Why didn't Mike want to go to the supermarket?

He was afraid of the 'eggs aisle'.

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What do you say to a dog when you give it a bone to chew on?

Bone appetit.

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