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How did people react when Jim complained about his SAAB car?

They thought it was a SAAB story.

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Why did the seven dwarves have to go to work every day?

They explain it in their song, 'I owe, I owe, it's off to work we go".

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Are those mooneshiners still in business?

They STILL are.

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Why do violinists put rosin on their violin bows?

It makes the violins rosin-ate.

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What dinosaur has a good vocabulary?

The thesaurus.

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How do you say hello to the middle of the day?

High, noon!

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What fruit did the restaurant serve to young couples getting to know each other?

Dates.

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What did it mean when the professional football players argued with the prisoners in a football game?

The argument had its pros and cons.

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How would you refer to your dog-sitting neighbor that lost your pet?

Your dog gone neighbor.

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Why did Max pick up his glass of wine?

He wanted to lift his spirits.

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What part of the computer screen do you have to be careful about what it says?

The cursor.

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What did the large fan say to the girl holding it?

I'm one of your biggest fans.

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