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What was Ava's reaction when the jar fell and broke?

She found it jarring.

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When Alan and Betty Jones got lost during the African safari, what was their main worry?

They didn't want to be caught behind enemy lions.

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Was Anna a vegetarian?

Actually, she was vague on if she was a vegan.

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Is it legal to wear a shirt like this in public in the US?

Yes, we have a right to bare arms.

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If the color of the White house is white, what is the color of a green house?

A greenhouse is transparent because its walls are made of glass.

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Why did the boxer become a good comedian?

He knew how to deliver a good punch-line.

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Why was Donny very confused about pens?

Because his teacher said that you could fit a lot of animals in a pen.

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What is it called when an iceberg gives a waiter a nice tip?

The tip of the iceberg.

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What happened when the paint Jerry took spilled on his hands?

He was caught red handed.

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Why was the hot dog happy?

Because it was on a roll.

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What word means to attach things together and can be used to chase something away?

Stick.

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Why did Amy like giving watches as presents?

She felt there is no present like the time.

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