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What is a good slogan for a company that makes lox?

We know the key to the lox.

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What did the man say whose property was destroyed by a meteor?

It really left an impact.

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What food made Emily think about what happened in the past?

Pasta.

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Why are the internal parts of a person called organs?

Because they are very organized.

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Why wasn't Charlotte concerned when she misplaced the basket of turnups?

She figured they would turnup somewhere.

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What word describes a great car salesman?

He has car-isma.

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When Mark Gen was knighted, what kind of doctor did he automatically become.

Sir Gen.

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How do you describe the relationship between an Orthopedist and his patient?

A joint venture.

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Why did Arnold use gloves when painting with red paint?

He didn't want to be caught red handed.

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Why was Achmed the thief unpopular with the other shepherds?

He got other people's goats.

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What do you call a place where you can relax and sort things out?

A re-sort.

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What is true about most of the of fish in Paris?

They are in Seine

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