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Shane Ronay
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How did the Mexican "Uno Dos" bandits get their name?

They'd leave without a "tres".

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Shane Ronay
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What's this?

A son of a gun.

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Akiva Lane
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What is a baseball that fell into the sewer called?

A foul ball.

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Akiva Lane
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What is a newspaper that puts you asleep called?

The snooze news.

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call an engineer that dries out the water from streams?

An ex-stream-ist.

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Akiva Lane
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What kind of doctor is specifically assigned to you?

Your-ologist.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did trumpet players in the band feel bad after their performance?

They felt they blew it.

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Akiva Lane
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Do people gain weight as they get older?

If they do, it's a waist of time.

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Akiva Lane
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What was a misunderstanding between Bill and his wife?

She asked for toilet water for her birthday, and he didn't know it meant perfume.

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Akiva Lane AI
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What did the miner say when he discovered gold?

It's mine!

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Shane Ronay
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Which country makes the best pan-seared steaks?

Sear-ya.

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Akiva Lane
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Why wasn't the company making money?

Its strategy made no cents.

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