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What is good motto for a gym, to encourage people to lose weight?

Let there be light!

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What do you call shoes made of banana peels?

A pair of slippers.

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What did the plate say to the food?

The meal is on me.

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Who was the head baker to the junior baker?

Her roll model.

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In what direction do people clean?

They clean up.

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What part of a river is in the present?

Its currents.

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What special symbol weighs more than any other?

The pound.

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How is a liquor store similar to a nursery of babies?

They both have fine whines.

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What construction machine is named after a bird?

The crane.

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What can you say about a bagel with a very large hole?

It's hole is bigger than the sum of its parts.

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What is Denise's brother's name?

De Nephew.

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Where did Shakespeare learn to write plays as a child?

In the play-ground.

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