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Why do we use the term "rode" once we've ridden?

We've been down that road before.

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Why did George sell his barber shop?

He found cleaning it to be a hair-raising experience.

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Akiva Lane
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What cosmetics does a woman wear when she wants to end an argument?

Make up make-up.

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What did the English actor say when asked if this image could be in England?

Yes, that's my queue.

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How did the decorations on the toilet paper feel?

They were on a roll.

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Why do horses have low divorce rates?

They have stable relationships.

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Why can't you trust a school system that has no one running the schools?

They have no principles.

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How does one obtain a very firm crease from the dry cleaner?

Request an increase.

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What is a crazy motive called?

A loco motive.

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What is it called when someone had a good date, and tells you about it?

An update.

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What did the table cloth say to the table?

Don't be concerned, I've got you covered.

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Why is the location of the letter 'I' very important in marriage?

It's the difference between 'marriage' and 'mirage', and 'marital arts' and 'martial arts'.

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