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Why did the bakery shoot their cake up in a rocket ship?

They want to say their cake is out-of-this-world.

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Which U.S. city do people have the hardest time losing weight?

Gainesville, FL

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Why did Sunil move away from Delhi?

He found it full of baloney.

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What happens when it rains at Yankee Stadium?

Damp Yankees.

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What three letters are not our friend?

NME

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What do you call someone who has a very active radio show?

Radio-active.

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Why did men find it difficult to understand what Abigail Terious was all out?

She was Miss-terious.

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Why did the ant and the antelope like each other?

Because they were on the same page.

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What city is named after a saw that is used in battle?

Warsaw

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Why did Jim write a last will and testament?

Because where there is a will there's a way.

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Why did Jerry choose to work with the elderly?

He enjoyed other Jerry-atrics.

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How do you distinguish between a numerator and denominator?

There's a fine line between the two.

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