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What is this an example of?

A knee jerk reaction.

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What did the therapist tell Francine?

Her problems were all in her head.

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What will happen if the San Andreas Fault causes an earthquake?

It will be covered by no-fault insurance.

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What can you say about a broken drinking fountain?

It's out of order and out of water.

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When is door not a door?

When it's ajar.

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How is the political system similar to the pages in a book?

Because everything is either justified right or justified left.

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How much does a teenager weigh?

An Instagram.

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What's good advice when photographing celestial beings?

Be sure you get the best angel.

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Why did it often rain when Bill was thinking with deep concentration?

Because he was brainstorming.

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Why did the newborn require immediate surgery?

He was born with a silver spoon in his mouth.

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What did Bill's father answer when Bill asked if he understood what an eclipse is?

No, son.

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What is an intricate housing development called?

A complex complex.

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