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Who is Darth Vader's wife?

Her name is Ellie Vader - she really uplifts him.

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Akiva Lane
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What ancient city was named after the wife of Uncle Ock?

Antioch

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Shane Ronay
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What is this fooseball player in need of?

Plastic Surgery

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Shane Ronay
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Why should you never scream into one of these?

You'll strain your voice.

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What do spices and the earth have in common?

They are both ground.

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Jean Boda
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Why did the laptop catch a cold?

Because Windows was left open.

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Moshe Sherizen
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What do you call a train carrying bubble gum?

A chew-chew train.

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Shane Ronay
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What happens if you ask your builder not to carpet the steps in your house?

He'll give you a blank stair.

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Akiva Lane
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Did Sodom and Gomorrah deserve their punishment?

Moral less.

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Why do people like peeling their own fruit?

Because if other people peel it, it has less appeal.

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What did Sylvia say when her lunch fell down a well by mistake?

Oh, well.

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Why did the magazine publisher go to a therapist?

He had a lot of issues.

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