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What's the difference between looking for a parking space and washing clothes?

With one you want spots to appear, and with the other you wants spots to disappear.

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What did the new furniture store say when they sold their first sofa?

Sofa so good.

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What do you call a rat whose name is Demmik?

Demmik Rat.

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What medicine calms you down while watching a play?

Drama-mine

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How do weight loss clinics refer to conversations regarding restricted foods?

Ate speech

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How do you describe a mediocre seamstress?

A so-so sew-sew.

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How did the world get its name?

Because when it spins around, it is whirled.

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How did the vegetarian feel about hotdogs?

They are the wurst!

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What is a sentence that has the words 'the the' right after each other?

I really like the The North Face jacket.

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When you put smart technology into a house, what does it become?

Aware house.

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What is an example of a contact sport where nobody touches anyone else?

When people hide each others' contact lenses.

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What happens to the toy drones that start by themselves?

They're flying off the shelves.

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