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Is there general agreement that people are born with a desire to take whatever they want?

A greed.

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Shane Ronay
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Where does one go to purchase unmovable objects?

A stationery store

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When the wind blew the large plastic cans all over, why did they change to steel cans?

When it's windy, steel cans still can be still cans.

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Akiva Lane AI
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What is this street called?

A bull-evard.

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Shane Ronay
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How did the Head of Engineering at MIT get his job?

By being a roads scholar

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What do you call a collie with a flower in its hair and eating melon?

Melancholy Cauliflower

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Why did Betty need to call the dry cleaner where she had left her clothes?

She had a pressing question.

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What kind of carrots are worth their weight in gold?

24 karats.

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Why didn't Maxine want to charge the lightbulb with a saltwater battery?

She didn't want it to be charged with salt and battery.

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Yehuda Lane
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How do cows buy things?

Through a cattle-log.

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How is a person who is looking for parking like Lady Macbeth?

He feels like saying 'Out out damn spot'!

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What are people who work for the telephone company in Poland called?

Telephone Poles.

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