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What is a soda with a dye in it called?

Dye it soda.

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Shane Ronay
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Which paintings are not on display in museums?

Those with no strings attached.

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What is similar between paying for a meal and ducks?

They both have bills.

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When does the weather need a therapist?

When it's raining like crazy.

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What's in back of the back of a person?

The front of the person.

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What is a curve that can set a lot of things straight?

A smile.

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What is a lawyer's favorite girl's name?

Sue.

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What fruit can't get married quickly?

Cantaloupe.

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What do you call a line of singles from all over the world waiting to get into a singles event?

An international date line.

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What do you call a baseball player and his Rabbi?

Batman and Rabban.

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How did Beverly feel with all the dirty dishes in the sink?

Dish-organized.

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After the earthquake destroyed the land where a well was, what did the engineer say who was looking for it in the dark?

I don't feel well.

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