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What did the new furniture store say when they sold their first sofa?

Sofa so good.

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Why didn't Martha like having pet ducks?

She found they weren't what they were quacked up to be.

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What can you say about a manager who enjoys firing people?

That he's playing with fire.

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What 3 letters do you have to be very cautious and wary of?

NME

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What do you call an appointment that gets cancelled?

A dis-appointment.

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What must we make sure about a peace process?

That it's not an appease process.

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Why was the vegetarian disappointed at the dinner party?

He thought sweetbreads came from a bakery.

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How do we know that a coincidence can be worth money?

The word coincidence begins with the word 'coin'.

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Why did the bakery shoot their cake up in a rocket ship?

They want to say their cake is out-of-this-world.

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What do you call someone who puts together kitchen cabinets?

A counter fitter.

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What is more minute than a minute?

A second.

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What is a light bulb filled with dirt called?

Not a light bulb, but a heavy bulb.

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