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Why did Liz putting a wedding song as her phone's ring tone?

She wanted a wedding ring.

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How often is there a blue moon?

Once in a blue moon.

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What vegetables were on strike?

The onions, because they were onion-ized.

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How did the geometry teacher feel when she saw her children teaching geometry to her grandchildren?

She felt that life had come full circle.

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Where's the best place to shop in order to escape?

A flee market

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What do you call someone who takes dents out of cars?

A dentist.

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Why was the nurse pleased to immunize this boy?

Because she was giving him her best shot.

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How do you describe a water dispenser that is broken?

It's out of order, and it's out of water.

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What do you call someone who has lost their sense of taste?

Tasteless

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On what kind of day does time seem to go slowest?

On a fast day.

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What kind of fruit did they use against Donald Trump?

He was impeached twice.

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Why didn't Bill have a good vacation?

By mistake he went to a hostile instead of a hostel.

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