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Why did Martha feel bad for her calendar?

Because its days are numbered.

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Why did they decide that Financial Information and Services Corp is not a good name for the company?

It's abbreviation is FIASCO

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What is the holiest part of the foot?

The sole.

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What did two male siblings name their soup business?

Broth-ers

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What type of approach do burrowing animals take when designing their living quarters?

Holistic

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How do you catch an animal that escaped from its cage?

It needs out of the box thinking.

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What happened after the US dropped atom bombs on Japan?

There was a baby boom.

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What happens when a hit ball that collides with a bird?

It's ruled a fowl ball

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Why did the woman remove unsightly blood vessels in her legs?

She was vein.

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How do we know that the water in back of a boat is not asleep?

Because it's a wake.

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How did Jeff feel when his favorite porpoise in the aquarium was very sick?

He felt like he no longer had a porpoise.

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If you travel through many seas, what sea has the money?

The currency.

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