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How do you describe a doctor that is against nasal sprays?

He's anti anti-histamines.

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Why did Mrs. Jones put the steaks in the freezer higher than the kids could reach?

Because the steaks were high.

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What did Fred say to the driver of the car that hit his car from the back?

You're a pain in the rear end.

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What phrase both applies and does not apply to the Titanic?

"Icy" does apply. 'I see" does not apply.

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What do you call an item in a store where the price tag is unreadable?

Priceless.

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What happened when Bob tried hitting a baseball when it was foggy?

He always mist.

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Why didn't Martha like having pet ducks?

She found they weren't what they were quacked up to be.

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If April showers bring May flowers what do May flowers bring.

Pilgrims

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What was Samantha's reaction to the small flea market?

She thought it was a little bizarre.

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What does a rich cow say when he's making money?

Moo-lah.

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What factors have helped Amazon retain repeat business?

Free Shipping and Auto-Ordering are two Prime examples.

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What is a partnership of 2 doctors called?

A pair-a-dox.

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