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What do labor unions have to do with your son's friends sleeping over?

Boy cots.

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Shane Ronay
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What happens when military officers attend a party?

They order everyone "a round".

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Why did Billy find it hard to learn grammar involving the past and future?

It made him tense.

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What happened to the college when it didn't want to give its teachers a raise in salary?

It lost its faculties.

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What is a Tyrannosaurus Rex that is nervous?

A nervous Rex.

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What do you call a dinosaur with feet that hurt?

A dino-sore.

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Akiva Lane
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What is it called when you continue an interrupted Zoom call?

Re-zooming the call.

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Akiva Lane AI
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What do cows use for money?

Moolah

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Akiva Lane
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What did Bill realize when he stood in the field at dawn?

As he looked OVER the morning DEW, he realized he shouldn't rush and OVERDO the things he hadn't done yet, though they seemed OVERDUE.

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Shane Ronay
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How are acute infections treated?

Doctors say, "Awwww" and give the patient a hug.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Barry's tongue hurt so much?

Each time he felt like saying something wrong, he bit his tongue.

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Yitzchak Berger
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What was Bill's reaction when he got hit in the head with a can of soda?

He felt lucky it was a soft drink.

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