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Did Emily like living near the water?

She shore did.

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Why does the calendar have a good social life?

It has a lot of dates.

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When the teacher gave a surprise quiz, why did he have the students stand on a big circle?

Because they had to remember everything on the spot.

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Why did the homeowner get upset that he had to install this?

He just needed to vent.

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How did the circus strongman react when he found out he had an iron deficiency, though he could bend iron with his bare hands?

He found it ironic.

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What did Joey do when his mother said his bathroom towel was dirty, and he should throw it in the hamper?

He threw in the towel.

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Do cows generally live alone?

It's generally un-herd of.

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What kind of tree teaches us about shapes?

Geoma tree.

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Did Betty know where her lost ring was?

Off hand, she didn't know.

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Why did the reporter go into the ice cream parlor?

He wanted the inside scoop.

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What did the Design major do when he wasn't accepted to the program?

He went back to the drawing board.

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How did the city feel when they built a stone wall a mile long?

They felt it was a milestone.

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