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What do you call someone who is driven crazy by the ticking of a clock?

A luna-tick.

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What did Mrs. Gard call it when she changed her twin babies?

The changing of the Gards.

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How did the inventor of the Jack-In-The-Box come up with invention?

He used out-of-the-box thinking.

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Why didn't Gary want to walk too far for ideas?

Because then they would be far-fetched.

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How does a skunk know how to release its smell?

It uses its in-stinked.

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Why did Janet eat from a bag of dates when she talked to Joe at work?

She wanted him to ask her for a date.

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What is the study of focusing on others called?

Yourology

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How did the hunter get the male deer he shot out of the woods?

His friends came, and they all passed the buck.

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Why is it best to avoid jealousy?

Because it ends with lousy.

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What's this?

It has to do with the price of tea in China.

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When Betty felt the need to express herself, what did she do?

She drove on the the expressway.

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Where can one fall?

One can fall asleep, fall in love, fall down, fall ill, and fall into a trap.

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