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In what room of a school are things re-created?

In the recreation room.

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What is this man's position at the company?

Chairman of the Bored

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Which Russian leader used delay tactics as a military strategy?

Stallin'

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How did President Johnson always know the right thing to say?

A little Birdie told him.

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How did the sergeant know that he could take all the blankets that were needed?

He had blanket permission.

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What do you call a bee that can’t make up its mind?

A maybe.

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Why did Beth wear sneakers when she did the wash?

In case the colors would run.

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What 5 letter word becomes shorter when you add 2 letters to it?

The word 'short'.

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Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself?

Because it was two tired.

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What did the artist do before he made a sculpture of a person's head?

He had to plan a head.

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What is meat that falls on the floor called?

Ground meat.

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How do weight loss clinics refer to conversations regarding restricted foods?

Ate speech

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