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How did Bob become a carpenter?

He was an apprentice to a carpenter, and that nailed it.

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Shane Ronay
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What did the cemetery director say when a man bought one grave, and then another for his wife?

"Hmm...the plot thickens!"

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Akiva Lane
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How did Nancy feel when the lemon-sugar pie she made fell on the floor?

It was a bitter-sweet experience.

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Akiva Lane
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How did the young lady feel when her date was rude?

She felt dis-missed.

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Shane Ronay
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What is this man's position at the company?

Chairman of the Bored

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Akiva Lane
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What is an imaginary ocean?

A fanta-sea.

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Shane Ronay
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Why is rationalizing worse than we think?

It uses rational lies.

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When Stephanie inventeted a way of saying that someone is at the door without ringing a bell, what prize did she win?

The No-Bell prize.

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What group of letters do planes fly over?

They fly over C's.

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Matt Weiss
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Why don't vegetarian's fight with each other?

Because they don't want to have a beef with each other.

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Shane Ronay
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What happens if you ask your builder not to carpet the steps in your house?

He'll give you a blank stair.

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Why is this inspiring?

It says 'Eye can!'

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