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What do you call a crockpot that is broken?

A crackpot.

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What do you call a website that tells you one fact after another?

A factory.

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How do you compare baseball, bowling, and unions?

Baseball: 3 strikes=out, Bowling: 12 strikes= perfect game, Union: strikes are unlimited.

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What is a small store that sells Halloween costumes?

A boo-tique.

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Why did the cybercriminal stop, and get a real job?

He couldn't hack it.

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Why did the programmer call an exterminator?

Because he had a bug in his program.

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What is the difference between a child and Shakespeare?

One is involved with play, and the other is involved with plays.

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Why did the mother love carry her child?

She started loving it when she carried him before he was born.

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If you formed some herbs into a small submarine, what would be the result?

A suburb.

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Why did Beth wear sneakers when she did the wash?

In case the colors would run.

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Why shouldn't you ask questions to sugar cane that is fused together?

Because it is canefused.

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How did Joe feel when he realized how much money he could have saved with a more fuel-efficient car?

He felt fuelish.

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