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Why did the luxury home builder use only inexpensive laminate kitchen countertops?

He lost his marbles

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What is a course called where you learn to be a doctor with material you get in the mail?

A post doctorate.

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What do you call a place where you can relax and sort things out?

A re-sort.

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How did Jack refer to the current day when he finished work?

He called it a day.

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How are banks like trees?

They both have branches.

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Why didn't the inventor try to make a car engine totally out of wooden parts?

Because he knew it wooden work.

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If a person is comfortable in social situations, what does he have?

Social security.

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What question can you ask about the leaves of an evergreen tree?

If they don't leave the tree, why are they called leaves?

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Which two animals have the lowest integrity?

The lyin and the cheetah.

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How is a person who is looking for parking like Lady Macbeth?

He feels like saying 'Out out damn spot'!

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Does therapy often cost a lot?

Yes, but you can keep the change.

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What did the clock repairman say when you asked when the talking clock will be fixed?

Time will tell.

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