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Why did Ed swim to the very bottom of his swimming pool?

He had a problem with the pool, and he wanted to get to the bottom of it.

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What do you call machines that sand down the surface of kernals of grain?

Kernal sanders.

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Why did the politician take a part-time job as a cashier?

He wanted to learn more about change.

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What kind of tea seems to last forever?

Eterni-tea.

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Why did Sally serve beef jerky at the dinner party?

It was her dry sense of humor.

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Why was Betty so surprised when a blue car drove up and her friend stepped out?

Because it came out of the blue.

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How are different types of submarines described?

In sub-categories.

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Where can one fall?

One can fall asleep, fall in love, fall down, fall ill, and fall into a trap.

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What scoring system is used for the sport of curling?

Curl marks.

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What name for cigarettes describes the harm they do?

Sick-arettes.

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What is an insect that hums?

Humbug.

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What ring weight absolutely nothing?

The ring tone of a phone.

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