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What do we wear on our wrist that is similar to the people who guard a rock band?

The watchband.

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How did Jack refer to the current day when he finished work?

He called it a day.

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How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh?

Ten-tickles.

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What liquid is able to run?

Running water.

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How do you describe a doctor that is against nasal sprays?

He's anti anti-histamines.

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Which nut makes people sneeze?

The ca...ca...SHEW!

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What object sounds like it was stolen, and what object sounds like it has seen a lot?

The lute and the saw.

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What did Jim call his life after he decided not to major in math?

The aftermath.

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Why did Cynthia stop drawing the line on the paper?

Because it was the end of the line.

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How did the lawyers refer to the case of the pillow company being sued?

The pillow case.

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Were there dinosaurs that sprayed smells like a skunk?

If there were, they are now ex-stinked.

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How does it feel sitting under a lime tree?

It feels sublime.

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