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What is this man doing?

He's taking a shower.

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What is a person who stops exercizing called?

An ex-exercizer.

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What is the study of the family history of Genies called?

Genie-ology.

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How to refer to someone who suddenly became a grandmother?

An Instagram

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What did Betty realize after she ate inexpensive cake that was fattening?

That she was penny wise and pound foolish.

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What do you call a place where you can relax and sort things out?

A re-sort.

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What do employment recruiters and cannibals have in common?

They're both called head hunters.

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When does Friday come before Thursday?

In the dictionary.

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What's it called if you spend loads of time with loads of friends?

Frenzy.

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What happened to Bill?

He tripped while he was on a trip.

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What was the best advice that Benjamin Franklin ever got?

People told him to go fly a kite.

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What is a book about Elon Musk and Henry Ford called?

Auto Biography.

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