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Why is a pet lusion that seems to be sick not really sick?

Because it's an ill lusion.

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How did the ferris wheel owner feel about having almost no customers?

He felt like he was just spinning his wheels.

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How do we know that the amount of seeds in a pear is an even number?

They come in pears.

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Where is restraint within us?

In hibitions.

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Where does one go to purchase unmovable objects?

A stationery store

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Why are the internal parts of the body called organs?

Because they are all so well organized.

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Why did Barry get heartburn when he ate the birthday cake?

He forgot to take off the candles.

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How were Eastman Kodak researches Harry Coover and Fred Joyner able to develop superglue in 1951?

Because they stuck with it.

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Why was the chef in the Italian restaurant so smart?

He really knew how to use his noodles.

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What nickname did Billy's English teacher give him because his essays were so good?

Bill of writes.

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What is a break in a wall that is very smart?

A wisecrack.

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What is exercizing at home called?

The home stretch.

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