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What is good motto for a gym, to encourage people to lose weight?

Let there be light!

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What was the zoo like when all the bears were sent to a different zoo?

It was unbearable.

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Why was Emily reluctant to use a tractor on her farm?

Because it didn't attract her.

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How do we know that the water in back of a boat is not asleep?

Because it's a wake.

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Why wasn't Charlotte concerned when she misplaced the basket of turnups?

She figured they would turnup somewhere.

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What did the man say whose property was destroyed by a meteor?

It really left an impact.

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Joseph Glidden invented the modern security fence. Who was his wife?

Barb

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Why didn't Martha mind that she had a run in her stockings?

She figured it didn't really matter in the long run.

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How did Gary build a successful drainpipe business?

Having his mind in the gutter.

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What is the shine of a gold ring called?

Its ring tone.

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Why can you get books from a strawberry that doesn't tell the truth?

It's a lie berry.

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What do sales people do when they make big sales?

They have a sell-abration.

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