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What do you call a mine that might be silver and might be gold?

Either ore.

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What type of person uses oxygen bleach to brush his teeth?

An oxymoron

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What do people on the Keto Diet use to measure their food intake?

A carburetor

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If having some awe is awesome, what is having too much awe?

Aweful.

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What did the rancher say to the person he thought was taking down parts of his fence?

I'm accusing you, but I hope you don't take offence.

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What is the hardest thing about making a sidewalk?

The cement.

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What can you take when you're tired?

You can take a walk, a break, a nap, a rest, a vacation, or a deep breath.

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What's a good name for a fish restaurant?

Salmon Enchanted Evening.

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What do you call two monkeys sharing an Amazon account?

Prime mates

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Why is this man confused?

Because he came to a fork in the road, and he can't decide what way to go.

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A buoys club.

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When do you want to be put down?

When making an appointment.

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