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Why did Peter bite into a packet of money?

People told him he should put his money where his mouth is.

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Why was the lady afraid to get her head measured at sea?

She was afraid of cap sizing.

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If a staircase gave birth to a boy, what would it be?

A stepson.

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What do attorneys wear to court when representing clients?

Their law suits.

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What do you call a thief that leaves no clues?

Stainless steal.

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Why did Jerry avoid taking hot baths?

He tried to avoid things that would get him into hot water.

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What is it called when a boat company has a special discount on sailboats?

A sail-sale-celebration.

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Why did the therapist keep a bell in his office?

If what he said didn't ring a bell with the patient, he could ring the bell for the patient.

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How did we know the Russian musician would be a good match for the ballet dancer?

Because he played the ballet lika.

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What does a website have in common with a tightrope walker?

They're both online.

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What is an example of an American war that was not civil?

The Civil War.

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What do you usually don't mind losing?

Weight.

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