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What is the difference between an orange and a bad law?

An orange is peeled, and a bad law is repealed.

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What is a dehydrating fruit business like?

It's full of hot air.

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Why did Martha like circles?

Because it has the best all-around shape.

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What do reptiles and music have in common?

They both have scales.

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What food is good for protecting a house?

Lox.

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What are French sandals called?

Phillipe Phellop

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When the room where people were allowed to make mistakes closed down, how was it described?

Now there is no room for error.

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Why did the butcher not take down the steaks from the top shelf of his freezer?

Because the steaks were too high.

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Why did Mrs. Jones put the steaks in the freezer higher than the kids could reach?

Because the steaks were high.

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Why did Jim put paper money into the stream?

His accountant said he needed better cash flow.

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What is this person doing?

He is calling a spade a spade.

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What is something that we wear that is called by the material that it used to be made from?

Glasses.

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