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Why wasn't Alan impressed with the running track inside of the windmill?

It was just run of the mill.

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Why did the prisoner break out of jail?

Because he couldn't finish a sentence.

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What is the condition called where a person is not allergic to cars?

Auto immune condition.

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Why did Jill get so emotional when she moved form one apartment to another?

It was a very moving experience.

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How is he trying to lose weight by wearing bread on his head?

It's a new loaf hat diet.

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Why did the quarterback run instead of throwing to his wide receiver?

He was cut off at the pass.

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What do you say about someone who buys cheap candy that causes them to gain weight?

Penny wise and pound foolish.

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What is this called?

The last straw.

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Why was Fred very good at sleeping?

He could do it with his eyes closed.

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What is happening here?

The ketchup is trying to catch up.

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What is it called when an electrician charges a lot to install a lighting system?

The charge of the light brigade.

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Why shouldn't you ask questions to sugar cane that is fused together?

Because it is canefused.

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