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Why did the judge put the man in jail for stealing from the bakery?

Evidence showed he really took the cake.

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Why did Sam get up from bed in the morning?

He decided he wasn't going to take it lying down anymore.

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What song does this represent?

Oh say can you see.

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What do programs, programmers, mathematics, lumbermills, and fireplaces all have it common?

They all use logs.

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What 2 letters and 2 numbers mean 'safe dog'?

B9 K9

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What did Frankenstein say when he got older?

My mind isn't what it used to be.

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What kind of suit do you go into the water wearing?

A bathing suit.

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What is a tavern called that only serves chocolate liqueur?

A chocolate bar.

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Why was it hard to get things done in the Middle Ages?

Because everything was futile (feudal).

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How did Bertha feel about the numbers 3, 5, 7, and 9?

She thought they were odd.

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Why did Jerry expect to hear quacking after the air conditioning repair men left?

They said they were putting in new air conditioning ducks.

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What do you do when you first feel an itch?

You start from scratch.

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