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What is the problem with @, #, %, &, and *?

They think that they are special characters.

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Why did the students love to learn how to spell?

Their teacher was spell binding.

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What do you call a road with a lot of curves in it on a very windy day?

A windy windy road.

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What is a person who stops exercizing called?

An ex-exercizer.

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Why are jellyfish so mean?

Because they're spineless.

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What seeds are named after fathers?

Poppy seeds.

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What grammar is similar to regretting the past and worrying about the future?

Past tense and future tense.

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How valuable was the motel that Nancy inherited from her uncle?

It was Inn valuable.

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What is a nickname for pharmacists?

Pharmers.

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What did the transportation company of cows call themselves?

The moooooovers.

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Right after the Smith family moved to a new house, what did they find it required?

Out of the box thinking.

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Why did Janet join the church choir?

She likes singing hims.

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