Pictures:

Why do people love Tom so much?

It's his rye sense of humor.

1474

During negotiations, why did one side suggest that they continue at the local diner?

They wanted to make a counter offer.

2437

What begins and ends with E but has only one letter?

Envelope.

950

What do you call someone who is against hypocrisy?

A faux foe.

303

What Far Eastern city's music has something in common with the blues?

Seoul music.

1359

What did Bill's father answer when Bill asked if he understood what an eclipse is?

No, son.

2279

Why did Billy ask his father to take a baseball bat and a bird to the baseball game?

Because he liked bat man and robin.

536

Why was Bill so exhausted after a day of putting tires on the inner rings of car wheels?

It was tire ring.

3024

Why was this man being treated intervenously?

He had severe poison i.v.

884

What is the difference between doing many things at once and being hit by a lot of taxes?

One is multi-tasking, and the other is multi-taxing.

2239

What happens to old auto mechanics?

They just re-tire.

197

Were there dinosaurs that sprayed smells like a skunk?

If there were, they are now ex-stinked.

2590