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Why did Sara like cream cheese with her lox?

It was the key and combination that unlocked the taste of the lox.

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Akiva Lane
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What is it called when a prisoner sends a text message?

Con-text.

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Shane Ronay
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What happens when a wolf learns about mindfulness?

He becomes aware wolf.

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Akiva Lane
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What kind of food does a tight-rope worker try to eat?

A well-balanced diet.

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Shane Ronay
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Why are jellyfish so mean?

Because they're spineless.

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Shane Ronay
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Which college shows the most compassion to fire victims?

Aw, burn University

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Akiva Lane
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Why was the singer embarrassed to go on stage and perform?

Because he was a little horse, and he had a frog in his throat.

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Matt Weiss
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What is brown and sticky?

A stick.

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call a bat that makes short, periodic dinging noises?

A dingbat.

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Moshe Sherizen
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What starts with P and ends with E and has thousands of letters.

Post Office.

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Akiva Lane
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If a staircase gave birth to a boy, what would it be?

A stepson.

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How do spiders find food to eat?

They look on the web.

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