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Was Bill's love of bread a factor in his becoming a baker?

Yes, it played a big roll, and he wanted to make a lot of bread.

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What part of the meat did Bill try not to bring to his wife from the freezer?

He didn't think it was a good idea to give his wife the cold shoulder.

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What ancient city was named after the wife of Uncle Ock?

Antioch

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Why do people in the Czech capital feel priviledged?

They're used to their Prague-ative.

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What do you call a young female cow?

Miss Steak.

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During the truce in a war, what soup did both sides eat?

Peas soup.

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What is the origin of the word 'stain'?

It's a spot that is stayin' in the clothes.

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What gift does the soccer player not like to receive?

He doesn't like ties, he prefers to get victories.

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What's this man's problem?

He has an axe to grind.

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Why were the students inspired by their teacher to try their best to spell words correctly?

They were spell bound.

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Who's bigger - Mr. Bigger, or Mr. Bigger's baby, and why?

Mr. Bigger's baby, because he's a little Bigger.

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What do you call a broken can opener?

A can't opener.

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