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What word describes eating food out of cans?

Uncanny.

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What is it called when you 'burn the midnight oil' to stay awake studying for midterm exams?

Term oil.

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What do you call Billy's ability to tease his younger brother?

Expertise.

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How is a person who is looking for parking like Lady Macbeth?

He feels like saying 'Out out damn spot'!

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How did farmer Jones know not to feed his ox eggs?

Because the ox rebelled against any yokes.

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How did the honor student fail his Logic course?

He was being unreasonable.

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Why didn't people trust the model E phone?

They thought it was a phoney.

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Why did the football player like feeling the backs of geese?

He liked the idea of 'touch down'.

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What do you call an ambulance for alligators?

Gator Aid.

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How did Mr. and Mrs. Katz feel when they went out with her 8 kids?

They felt like she was herding Katz.

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What phone app helps you go to sleep for short periods of time?

The Nap App.

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Which two animals have the lowest integrity?

The lyin and the cheetah.

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