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Where is restraint within us?

In hibitions.

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Where do boots go to rest and have fun in the summer?

Boot camp.

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What happens when it rains at Yankee Stadium?

Damp Yankees.

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Why did Fred often touch the four quarters he kept in his pocket?

To remind himself that sometimes change is hard.

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What do you call a wine bottle that is in the shape of a letter O?

A wine-o.

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How do we know that only taking doesn't make relationships last?

"To get" plus 'to get" equals forget.

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What is happening here?

Eve is giving Adam an Apple iPhone.

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Why was Benjy, who was quite large, like a clock?

His nickname was Big Ben.

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Since the hamburger was behind in the race, how could it win?

It needed to ketchup.

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How do we know that the amount of seeds in a pear is an even number?

They come in pears.

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Why was the air traffic contoller fired?

Because he didn't know what was flying.

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What's a good career path for those with wit and a command over language?

A pundit.

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