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What do teachers and eyes have in common?

They both have pupils.

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How was the game between professional football players and prisoners in jail?

It had its pros and cons.

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What is black when clean, and white when dirty?

A black board.

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Where's the best place to shop in order to escape?

A flee market

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Why did Jill often find it difficult to find her sneakers?

She suspected that it was because they were sneaking around the house.

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How did Jack learn to give himself a haircut?

He knew it off the top of his head.

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What starts with a T and ends with a T and has T in it?

A teapot.

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Why did the lawyer have a fish tank in his office?

It made everything more o-fish-al.

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What was the zoo like when all the bears were sent to a different zoo?

It was unbearable.

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What does eating hot food and sneezing have in common?

They are both hot chews.

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How did the pitcher learn to throw curve balls?

It was a learning curve.

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How did Jack refer to the current day when he finished work?

He called it a day.

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