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What's the biggest myth about this school?

That it's a Mens Only college.

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What letter in the alphabet has the highest level of curiosity?

Y

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Why did Beth wonder if her husband had any thoughts in his head?

Because so often she felt that he acted in a way that was thoughtless.

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Why was the chef in the Italian restaurant so smart?

He really knew how to use his noodles.

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Why shouldn't you tell secrets in a farmer's field?

Because potatoes have eyes, corn has ears, and the beanstalk.

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How do you describe that the bark of a tree doesn't taste as good as its fruit?

It's bark is worse than it's bite.

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What's another name for computer generated music?

Algo-rhythm.

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How did Andy feel when the skin doctor cancelled his apppointment?

He felt irritated.

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Why did the foolish prospector think the goldmine was his?

There was a sign outside it that said "Mine".

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What did Jim do when the bully challenged him to a debate?

He just walked away, and didn't take de bait.

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What do you call a duck that is a bad doctor?

A quack.

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What can you say about an old couch that was fixed?

It was in bad shape, but now it's recovered.

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