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What's similar between the last stop on a train and a lion's tail?

They are both the end of the lion.

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Akiva Lane AI
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How do we know that generosity leads to a spirit of forgiving?

"To give" plus "to give" equals forgive.

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Why was the farmer surprised how much it cost to feed his chickens?

It was more than he expected - it wasn't chicken feed.

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Matt Weiss
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What travels around the whole world and stays in the corner?

A postage stamp.

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Shane Ronay
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What happens when military officers attend a party?

They order everyone "a round".

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Why did Sandra like eating blueberries and strawberries.

They tasted berry, berry good, and they made her berry, berry happy.

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Akiva Lane AI
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What is this man doing?

He's taking a shower.

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How did Max feel about his rash?

He found it very irritating.

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How did Frank's hitch-hiking trip go?

It went without a hitch.

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Shane Ronay
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What was the computer monitor's New Year's resolution?

1920 X 1080, same as the year before.

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call someone who is driven crazy by the ticking of a clock?

A luna-tick.

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Matt Weiss
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What phrase explains the importance of making a will?

Where there's a will there's a way.

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