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Which country is most upset about gas-guzzling automobiles?

Mad at gas car

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What does a liquor store have in common with a crowded highway?

They both have bottlenecks.

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Why didn't Johnny want to wear fringes on his clothes like some of his friends?

He didn't want to be part of a fringe group.

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What are axes that are used by criminals called?

Axes of Evil.

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The order of what 2 syllables makes the difference between happy and sad?

Being upbeat is better than being beat up.

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Why do we regard wine as special?

Because it is from de vine.

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What is a good ad slogan for the Grates metal company?

Get great grates at Grates grates.

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Who is Darth Vader's wife?

Her name is Ellie Vader - she really uplifts him.

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What would one say when learning how a skunk's odor is produced?

That makes scents.

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Why are the tops of mountains called 'peaks'?

Because they peek at us from a distance.

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Why couldn't Alan sit in a chair when he worked?

He was a stand-up comedian.

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How did David feel about praying in a talis?

It was a fringe benefit.

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