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When the teacher said there's no such thing in English as a double positive making a negative, how did a student respond?

Yeah, right.

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How did the alien feel when trying to socialize with people?

Alienated.

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After the earthquake destroyed the land where a well was, what did the engineer say who was looking for it in the dark?

I don't feel well.

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What do you call a chiropractor in Egypt?

A Cairo Practor.

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Why is the school excavating?

They needed a level playing field.

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What 'joke' did the wife not appreciate when she was preparing a meal on her kitchen counter-top?

When her husband said, 'You're being counter productive."

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Why did the hospital remove the windows from the operating room?

They wanted it to be paneless.

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What happened when someone bumped into Billy, causing him to drop his piggy bank into the river?

He was left cents-less.

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What is the study of Noah's ark called?

Ark-eology.

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What kind of bird doesn't sing, but only hums?

A hummingbird.

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How do we know that the belt of a Knight during the Middle Ages was black?

It was in the middle of the knight.

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What time is this?

A quarter after 5.

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