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What's the difference between looking for a parking space and washing clothes?

With one you want spots to appear, and with the other you wants spots to disappear.

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Shane Ronay
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Where did Don keep all his money, and why?

In his vest pocket, because his father told him it was important to invest.

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Why did this make Mike confused?

He didn't know if it was a scissors or a pair of scissors.

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What does getting up in the morning have to do with Newton's laws of motion?

A body at rest tends to stay at rest.

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Akiva Lane AI
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What flower is named after a dog?

Collie flower.

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Yitzchak Berger
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What do you need to spell the word Panda?

Just a P and A.

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What can be said about people who work around the clock?

They are shiftless.

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When you put chili sauce in the refrigerator in Santiago, what does it become?

Chile chilly chili sauce.

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Why did Bill bring a hammer to the party?

He thought it might be useful to break the ice during conversations.

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Shane Ronay
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What do you call a broken garbage receptacle?

A has bin.

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Shane Ronay
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Which sea creature is stranger than a platypus?

An odder

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How did Jerry feel about missing out on the sale to learn kick-boxing for a year for free?

He could have kicked himself.

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