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If a hiker meets in the woods a large bear on the left and a small bear on the right, what should he do?

Bear right.

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What is the name of a locksmith store where the locksmith has blond hair

Goldi Locks.

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What happens when King Charles gets a toothache?

It's a royal pain.

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What is an imaginary ocean?

A fanta-sea.

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How did Max feel about his rash?

He found it very irritating.

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What's the advantage of buying eye glasses with frames colored by Rose Jones?

You can see through Rose-colored glasses.

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What are tests in cosmetic school called?

Make-up exams.

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What is a berry that doesn't tell the truth about its books?

A lie berry.

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What kind of bean has regrets?

A coulda bean.

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If someone shook a tree, gathered the leaves that fell and made paper from it, what would the paper be called?

Loose leaf paper.

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How did the farmer like planting the field of wheat?

It was sow sow.

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What does a law student have in common with someone giving up liquor?

They both want to pass the bar.

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