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What did the teacher say to the student when he asked to make up an exam after graduation?

She said, 'You can't make these things up.'

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What did Mrs. Gard call it when she changed her twin babies?

The changing of the Gards.

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What happens when the king's neck hurts?

He has a royal pain in the neck.

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What is someone called who cleans vacuum cleaners?

A vacuum cleaner.

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What did the therapist tell Francine?

Her problems were all in her head.

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What do you say to a friend who is trying to uproot a tree

I'm rooting for you.

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What happens to old Texas Rangers who can no longer serve?

They become de-ranged

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Why are taking good notes like a beautiful June day?

They summerize.

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Why did Bill bring money to bed?

Because he had been sleeping poorly.

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How did President Johnson always know the right thing to say?

A little Birdie told him.

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In what part of our head might there be praying going on all the time?

In our temples.

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What course does a punster take to go from making bad to good puns?

End o'cringe-ology

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