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What happens to an illegally parked frog?

Toad.

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What grammar is similar to regretting the past and worrying about the future?

Past tense and future tense.

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What is happening here?

He's checking his bill for web service.

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How did Jerry feel about missing out on the sale to learn kick-boxing for a year for free?

He could have kicked himself.

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Why was Sandy sure that her daughter would become an actress?

Because every time she didn't get her way, she would make a scene.

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How do you describe the relationship between an Orthopedist and his patient?

A joint venture.

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How did Mark feel when he used a machine to get rid of his static?

He felt ex-static.

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What is the holiest part of the foot?

The sole.

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Why did Betty hold things very tightly when things got tough?

She didn't want things to get out of hand.

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Why did Jim put paper money into the stream?

His accountant said he needed better cash flow.

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Why is a pet lusion that seems to be sick not really sick?

Because it's an ill lusion.

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Why didn't Bill like raquetball?

He thought it was off-the-wall.

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