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Why shouldn't you write with a broken pencil?

Because it's pointless.

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What is a movie about the letter O called?

The Vide-O's.

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How did the word 'hour' get its name?

Because it is 'ours' to do with as we choose.

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Which sea creature is more strange than a platypus?

An odder

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How do patrons locate a Greek restaurant when their GPS isn't working?

They use a gyro-scope

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Why do shoes sneeze when they get hot?

They become hot-shoes!

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What is an Eskimo father called?

An ice pop.

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What do you call a chiropractor in Egypt?

A Cairo Practor.

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How do you get rid of weeds?

You have to get to the root of the problem.

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Why was the singer embarrassed to go on stage and perform?

Because he was a little horse, and he had a frog in his throat.

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Why did Martha practice drawing lions?

Her therapist said that there were times she had to get better at drawing the lion.

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What are the benefits of having a sense of wonder (one-der)?

It can help you feel at 'one' with everything.

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