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Shane Ronay
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What was Salvador Dali's favorite breakfast?

Surreal

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Akiva Lane
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Why is a child's cry called a wail?

Because sometimes it seems as big as a whale.

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Akiva Lane
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What was the result of the pig race?

The winner squeeked by.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did the push-button go to the therapist?

Each time someone pushed it, it was depressed.

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Akiva Lane
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Where did Maxine put her nail files?

In the filing cabinet.

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Akiva Lane AI
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What is it called when a boat company has a special discount on sailboats?

A sail-sale-celebration.

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Matt Weiss
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What do you call a wasp that would prefer to be a bee?

A wannabee.

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Akiva Lane
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How did Emma feel when she unexpectedly married a great guy?

It was a Sir Prize surprise.

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Akiva Lane
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What kind of doctor is similar to a boring teacher?

An anesthesiologiest - they both put people to sleep.

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Akiva Lane
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What name for cigarettes describes the harm they do?

Sick-arettes.

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Shane Ronay
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Why does this horse always give leg cramps to its riders?

His name is Charley.

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Matt Weiss
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Why does filling up tires keep getting more expensive?

Inflation.

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