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Akiva Lane
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What can you take, and still leave things where they are?

Take a walk, take a nap, take a look, take a break, take a picture, and take a shower.

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Akiva Lane
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What postage is similar to a woman giving birth?

Special delivery.

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Shane Ronay
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Who made outdoor tables and chairs popular in Dublin?

Paddy O'Furniture

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Why did Bill bring money to bed?

Because he had been sleeping poorly.

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Shane Ronay
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Where's a cheap option for finding certain wristwatch parts?

A second-hand store.

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What did the lottery operator do when a group of actors won the lottery?

She counted her lucky stars.

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Yehuda Lane
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What do you call a candy bar that sings rap music?

A candy rapper.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Bill enjoy working in building demolition?

He thought it was a blast!

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Bill start running the 100 yard dash?

He wanted to get his life back on track.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Jim and Beth take one evening a week from their family life to eat dates?

Because that was their date night.

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Akiva Lane
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What did the waiter get when he served a meal of iceberg lettuce?

The tip of the iceberg.

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Shane Ronay
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Which psychiatry specialty deals with bizarre behavior?

Off-the-wall-ogy

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