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What is another name for a frankfurter and beer?

Frank and stein.

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When Joe was very tired, why did he go to the police station?

Because he needed arrest.

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What do you call someone who has lost their sense of taste?

Tasteless

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What's in back of the back of a person?

The front of the person.

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What is this person doing?

He's scraping the bottom of the barrel.

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What medicine calms you down while watching a play?

Drama-mine

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What do people in the US say when they want to use the metric system?

Take me to your litre.

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Why did Martha love walking on the boardwalk?

She never had a bored walk on the boardwalk.

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How valuable was the motel that Nancy inherited from her uncle?

It was Inn valuable.

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How is a bird similar to the wife of a miser?

They both go 'cheap, cheap'.

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Why did the gardener see a dermotologist?

Because of his green thumb.

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How do we know that the water in back of a boat is not asleep?

Because it's a wake.

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