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How did guests know chili would be the main course?

Somebody spilled the beans.

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Why did Bill take sleeping lessons?

He wanted to sleep well.

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What is the most disrespectable aspect of the computer?

The cursor.

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Why was Bill's band - that hummed while playing drums - not successful?

It was humdrum.

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What happened when a jar of pickles spilled onto music sheets?

It made sour notes.

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What did the driver say when she nearly hit a fawn crossing the street?

Oh deer!

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What kind of cats are good at imitating?

Copy cats.

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Why did George sell his barber shop?

He found cleaning it to be a hair-raising experience.

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What scoring system is used for the sport of curling?

Curl marks.

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What are thick paper cups called when they are cold?

Hot cups.

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Which crime is most prevalent at this school?

Assault

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How do you describe a seagull that believes everything you say?

Gullible.

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