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What did the wagon driver call his story about his horse that wouldn't slow down?

Tales of woah.

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What is the thinnest coat?

A coat of paint.

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What do you call someone who doesn't care about what people say about him?

He has heard immunity.

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What is a caveman's favorite meal?

A club sandwich.

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Why are rock bands from Finland kosher?

They have Finns and scales.

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Why did Andy become a tightrope walker in the circus?

He was told that big money could be made in jobs that are online.

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What does the Constitution have in common with balancing a checkbook?

Checks and balances.

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What's a religious name for foot doctors?

Ortho Docs.

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Why was this a big seller?

It is candy.

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What is the difference between an accountant and a psychologist?

An accountant deals with invoices, and a psychologist deals with inner voices.

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Why is this the most expensive dish in the restaurant?

It's 24 carrot plated.

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What is a dehydrating fruit business like?

It's full of hot air.

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