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What is this optician doing?

He's seeing eye to eye with his patient.

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What song does this represent?

Oh say can you see.

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What does a duck wear to his wedding?

A ducksedo.

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Why are the internal parts of a person called organs?

Because they are very organized.

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What is a happy insect called?

An uptick.

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Why did the dirty dishes in the sink feel connected to each other?

Because they were all in sync.

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How was Gumby when it came to making appointments?

He was very flexible.

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What happened to Cynthia when she was in Hollywood and hit her head?

She saw stars.

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Which country makes the best pan-seared steaks?

Sear-ya.

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Why do courthouses attract the most audiophiles?

Because of the "hearings".

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How would you describe this?

Spring is in the air.

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What do you call a broken can opener?

A can't opener.

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