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What is a short legal court case?

A brief case.

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How did Mr. and Mrs. Jones feel about their tax bill?

They felt under attacks.

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What do carbon atoms do before they get married?

Carbon dating.

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What kind of key lives in the jungle?

A monkey.

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Why did the telemarketer use his clavicle to rest his headset?

Because that's his caller bone.

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What do you call a smiling rabbit with long hair?

A happy hoppy hippie.

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What do you call someone who lends money at very high interest rates?

A loan wolf.

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What did they say about the king who was only 12 inches tall?

He was an excellent ruler.

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What 2 letters are very active?

BZ

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What happened when the small dog fell into a large pot of blueberries?

It was berried.

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What involves getting into the nitty-gritty of what is right and wrong?

Inte-gritty.

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Why did the loaf of bread feel insecure?

It felt kneady.

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