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What is a father that sells soft-drinks called?

A soda pop.

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What did the sweet potato with amnesia say?

I don't know who I yam.

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What did Beverly say to the nut platter?

You're all nuts!

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What is the person on the right doing?

He's using a needle to needlessly needle someone who doesn't need it.

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Why did the clown leave the circus?

Because people were always laughing at him.

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How did Elsie the cow feel when she couldn't give milk?

She felt like an udder failure.

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What two letters indicate 'too much' of something?

XS

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What did Betty realize after she ate inexpensive cake that was fattening?

That she was penny wise and pound foolish.

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What is moistening meat based on?

The meat.

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Which martial art was this rabbi most proficient at?

Jew-Jitsu

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Why did Mrs. Jones put the steaks in the freezer higher than the kids could reach?

Because the steaks were high.

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Why did Bill order these to wear himself?

He's trying to lose weight through resistance-training.

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