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What starts with P and ends with E and has thousands of letters.

Post Office.

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Why did Beth wonder if her husband had any thoughts in his head?

Because so often she felt that he acted in a way that was thoughtless.

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How do you get rid of weeds?

You have to get to the root of the problem.

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What did the seal with the broken arm say to the shark?

Do not consume when seal is broken.

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Since Jill was on a diet, why was she concerned that the math problems on the test were too easy?

Because they were a piece of cake.

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How did Arnold feel about his budget?

He wants to budge it.

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What is similar between a house of worship and Swiss cheese?

They're both holy.

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How can we summarize the price and effectiveness of EV charging stations?

Some don't charge at all.

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How do you describe a mediocre seamstress?

A so-so sew-sew.

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What is Santa Claus's favorite agricultural activity?

Hoe, hoe, hoe.

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Why was Betty happy with the work of the seamstress?

It was sew good.

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What is it called when someone had a good date, and tells you about it?

An update.

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