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Why did the towel feel so tired after it was used?

It felt like a wrung out towel.

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What do employees of a pen company get when they retire?

A pen sion.

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What do bats celebrate when they come of age?

Their bat mitzvah.

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What is a sentence that has only the first 5 letters of the alphabet?

A bee C's de E.

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What happened when Anne went to the used watch store to fix her watch?

She got a second hand second hand.

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What does a rich cow say when he's making money?

Moo-lah.

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If the hole of a bagel is filled with black pepper, what is the result?

A black hole.

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Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself?

Because it was two tired.

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What sickness does one get from building too hot a fire in a ski cottage?

Cabin fever

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How do you describe someone who has gotten use to being a little crazy?

Home on deranged.

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Why did Sally serve beef jerky at the dinner party?

It was her dry sense of humor.

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Why did Linda name her dogs Rolex and Timex?

They were her watch dogs.

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