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Two women named Annette auditioned as flamenco dancers, but the director couldn't decide which to choose. What did he do?

He cast Annettes

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What is the problem with @, #, %, &, and *?

They think that they are special characters.

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What did the rich cow have lots of?

Mooooolah.

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What is a newspaper that puts you asleep called?

The snooze news.

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What do you call a broken garbage receptacle?

A has bin.

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Where is the best place to find shipping pallets?

"Skid" row

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What do you call someone who is dishonest with words?

A lexi-con.

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What is the realization that all life begins as a fertilized egg?

It's egg-sistential.

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What do you call it when a person wants to jump into a sewer?

Sewer-cide.

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What did Mount Rushmore look like before it was carved?

Un-presidented.

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Why is lumping people together not a good practice?

Because to average them is "mean".

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Why did one man leave the card playing group of his wife's friends?

He needed to "de-talks".

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