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How did the city feel when they built a stone wall a mile long?

They felt it was a milestone.

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When Mrs. Smith suggested to her husband that they go to a concert, what was his response?

Sounds good.

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Why was Sandy sure that her daughter would become an actress?

Because every time she didn't get her way, she would make a scene.

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Why was Bobby's mother concerned with he came home from school with this sheet of paper?

He came home with a black 'i'.

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What is good motto for a gym, to encourage people to lose weight?

Let there be light!

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Why did Trump remove the restrictions on plastic straws?

Because in terms of government intervention, it was the last straw.

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Why did Bill start working at the factory that makes incense?

Because it made sense.

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Why did the guy from a poor neighborhood study to be a car mechanic?

He wanted to go from under the hood to under the hood.

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Why did Billy write in all capital letters?

He wanted to practice being a Capitalist.

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Why did Evelyn dislike being near chickens?

Because they used fowl language.

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Why did Sophia put on makeup?

She thought it was pretty imporant.

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Why was the teacher arrested for using a compass and a ruler?

They are considered weapons of maths destruction.

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