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What happened when Billy's mom shouted 'Wake up!', and he just caught the school bus?

It was a close call.

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How did the small piece of wood feel when there was nothing to do?

It was a little board.

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Yitzchak Berger
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What do you call a factory that makes OK products?

A satis factory.

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What kind of boxes are similar to people who don't like card games?

Card bored.

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Shane Ronay
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Why do jockeys have a reputation for being lazy?

They horse around all day.

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Why was the investor's nickname 'Yeast'?

Because wherever he put bread, it would rise.

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What do spices and the earth have in common?

They are both ground.

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Why is the 'sea-food' diet so effective?

You see the food, but you don't eat it.

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What's the motto of a computer programmer who enjoys programming?

I never metadata I didn't like.

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Shane Ronay
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Why was President Clinton elected in between Presidents George H. and George H.W.?

Because a Bill at hand is worth two in the Bush.

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Shane Ronay
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What was the result of Rick building a successful sunglasses business?

He had it made in the shades.

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What is another name for a frankfurter and beer?

Frank and stein.

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