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Why did Bill bring money to bed?

Because he had been sleeping poorly.

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What did the miner say when he discovered gold?

It's mine!

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Mendy Zeiger
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What’s the difference between a vegan and a computer programmer?

One is disgusted by a rack of lamb, and the other is disgusted by a lack of RAM.

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When Beverly had a dream about swimming in a pool of orange soda, what did it mean?

It was just a Fanta Sea.

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Why are rock bands from Finland kosher?

They have Finns and scales.

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What's the combination of a man and a lima bean?

A human bean.

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What kind of horse involves aching muscles?

A charlie horse.

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Akiva Lane AI
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When the teacher gave a surprise quiz, why did he have the students stand on a big circle?

Because they had to remember everything on the spot.

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Shane Ronay
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What's the biggest myth about this school?

That it's a Mens Only college (boys).

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What can you take when you are dirty?

You can take a shower or you can take a bath.

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Why was the singer on a strict diet?

She had to be concerned with both musical scales and other scales.

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What is store that sells phones called?

A sell phone store.

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