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How did the pet turtle escape from the box it was in?

With out of the box thinking.

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Why is this very useful?

Because people say they'll do things when they get a round tuit.

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How did the writer feel when his books were no longer cited?

He felt ex-cited.

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What is a father called who is an expert at doing things?

A doo dad.

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Why couldn't Alan sit in a chair when he worked?

He was a stand-up comedian.

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Why wasn't Lucy happy about her schedule?

Because she was so busy, it wasn't funny.

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Why do people dislike washing windows?

They're a pane.

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What is it called when you're on a boat and invite people to play and no one shows up?

You're not playing with a full deck.

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What is the official nut of schools and educators?

mACADEMIA nuts

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When Mark heard his friend say 'I saw her in this dress', why did he get alarmed?

He thought he said, 'I saw her in distress'.

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In what room of a school are things re-created?

In the recreation room.

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What did Gil's back say when he returned from a trip?

I'm back.

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