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What are US Treasury Bonds called that move around a lot?

Vaga-Bonds.

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Is it better to study for longer or shorter periods of time?

Either way, the answer is "know"

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What is it called if a baseball pitcher throws a small model of an elevator?

An elevator pitch.

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How did Linda react when she saw that her bank balance started with a minus sign?

She thought it was a bad sign.

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What do sales people, bartenders, and baseball teams have in common?

They all have pitchers.

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Why was the telegraph operator very careful when sending the messages in Morse code?

He didn't want to do anything that might cause re-Morse.

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Why did the bartender put rolls on the bar next to the drinks?

His motto was 'Roll with the punches'.

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Does before come after after, and does after come before before?

Alphabetically yes.

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What do you call noodles that are very fresh?

New-dles

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What did the man say when needing to repair his socks?

Darn!

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Which famous explorer invented the golf shirt?

Marco Polo

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What device do psychologists use to measure positive emotions?

An Oh!dometer

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