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Why didn't Janet want to wait in line for 5 hours for tickets to the concert?

She didn't know if she could stand it.

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What is the result if you combine a sweet pie and a sharp onion?

You get an O-PI-NION that is both sweet and sharp.

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What are groups called that claim they know all the facts?

Factions.

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Why did the former English teacher, when he became Mayor, advocate a tax on all sinful behavior?

He was an expert about syntax.

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What do the left and right pictures have in common?

On the left are coconuts, and on the right are cocoa nuts.

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What is this street called?

A bull-evard.

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Why didn't Bill like raquetball?

He thought it was off-the-wall.

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What do you call a one-legged hippo?

A hoppo

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What state was Maxine in when she found out that a person has 100,000 miles of blood vessels?

She was in a state of awe.

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Why did Peter bite into a packet of money?

People told him he should put his money where his mouth is.

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What is clothing from Italy called?

Italian dressing.

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Why was the family alarmed when grandma got up from her rocking chair?

Because she was off her rocker.

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