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How did the young lady feel when her date was rude?

She felt dis-missed.

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What is it called when the sugar cane workers go on strike?

The cane mutiny.

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What did Goldie Jones call her lock company?

Goldie Locks.

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What's the most dangerous thing to read in Braille?

DO NOT TOUCH!

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What do you get when you find someone you want to marry?

You get married.

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What is it called when people make big letters on the ground?

Typography topography.

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What is going on a boat with friends called?

Friendship.

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What is an Eskimo father called?

An ice pop.

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Why are we held accountable for what we eat?

Because a person can choose what he chews.

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How was Gumby when it came to making appointments?

He was very flexible.

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What can be the problem with a dynasty?

The word ends with nasty.

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Why did the man travel to India for a corned beef sandwich?

He heard they had a new Delhi.

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