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What did one boxer say to the other boxer?

Did you miss me?

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What's the source of a pig's pink color?

Pigment.

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Why did Arlene bring lipstick and eye shadow to school?

She had a make-up exam.

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A field of hole wheat.

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What do you call a Jewish congregation in Orange County that tries to focus on their prayers?

Concentrated Orange Jews.

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What has one eye, no mouth, and everyone agrees that it always makes a good point.

A needle.

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What letter of the alphabet asks the best questions?

Y

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What is clothing from Italy called?

Italian dressing.

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When the pessimist says 'It can't get any worse', what does the optimist say?

It can!

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What can you say about a book describing the Basement Museum?

It's a best celler.

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Who did Yvonne go to in order to take care of her eye tic?

A tic doc.

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How much does marriage change a relationship?

It completely altars it.

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