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How do we know that the ancient Egyptians were not honest?

They were into pyramid schemes.

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What do you call a person who makes great bagels and lox?

A lox-smith.

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How is a donkey being pulled similar to Mickey Mantle?

They are both yank-ees.

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How did Phil become such an expert at bumper cars?

He took a crash course.

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When the Jacob's family made a home movie, why did they include eating hotdogs at the barbecue?

The hotdogs were perfect for the role.

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Why did Jill avoid slapping the bottom of the boulder in the park?

She didn't want to hit rock bottom.

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What is a very strange flea market called?

A bizarre bazaar.

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What vegetable makes the most polite request?

Let us.

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Is the author the main person who can edit the book they wrote?

Yes, that is the main person who is author eyes'd.

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Why was the doctor (who nobody went to) eager to retire?

Because he no longer had any patience.

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Why did the graffiti artist stop before he was arrested for vandalism?

He read the writing on the wall.

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What can you take when you want some exercize?

You can take a walk.

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