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Why is an Achilles tendon injury so severe?

They take forever to heel.

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What does this picture represent?

Mind over matter.

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What is a baseball that fell into the sewer called?

A foul ball.

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Why is a popsicle made of mist so interesting?

It's mistacle.

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What is it called when someone gets tired because they are overweight?

Fatigue

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What it is called when California hi-tech companies fool people in a ridiculous way?

Silly Con Valley

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What was the flying elephant concerned about?

Of becoming air elephant.

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What does a cell phone and a gold ring have in common?

They both have a ring tone.

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When you're tired and want to take a nap, in what bag can you find the naps?

A nap sack.

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What did the Jones family say after they found their dog named Spot?

We spotted the spot where Spot was, by spotting his spot!

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What does China and Turkey have in common?

They raise red flags.

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What is the border between Finland and Russia called?

The Finish line.

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