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Why are jellyfish so mean?

Because they're spineless.

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When the tree was cut down, why did it not know how to react?

It was stumped.

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What Beatles song is about a bee in a vegetable garden?

Lettuce bee.

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What part of the meat did Bill try not to bring to his wife from the freezer?

He didn't think it was a good idea to give his wife the cold shoulder.

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After working for 40 years, why didn't Joe want new tires on his car?

He wasn't ready to re-tire.

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How were crews asked to stop construction of this specific hospital?

Please hold the Mayo.

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Why did the kleptomaniac go to the doctor?

He wanted to know what he could take for his condition.

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Why did Bob start a rabbit farm?

He wanted a hare raising experience.

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How do you describe the protesters living in tents in front of City Hall?

A tent city in a tense city.

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What's a good name for a plumbing supply distributor?

Sink Inc.

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How in one word can one complain that their grapes aren't ripe yet?

Gripe

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What do new packages of medicines and many aquariums and zoos have in common?

They have seals.

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