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What do you call an appointment that gets cancelled?

A dis-appointment.

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When Andy gave Meg the engagement ring, what playing card did Meg feel like?

The Queen of Diamonds.

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What 3 letters do you say when you realize something?

OIC

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What do you call someone who tries to reduce the time you have to wait for doctors?

A wait lifter.

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Matt Weiss
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How do you fix a broken pumpkin?

With a pumpkin patch.

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What fish do you find at the bottom of the sea?

Low lifes.

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What city is named after a saw that is used in battle?

Warsaw

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Yitzchak Berger
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What do you call someone who puts together kitchen cabinets?

A counter fitter.

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Shane Ronay
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What's this?

A 5 o'clock shadow.

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Why is the word 'laptop' misleading?

It shouldn't be used on the lap, because of the heat and radiation it generates to the body.

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Which two animals have the lowest integrity?

The lyin and the cheetah.

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What can be said about Betty who didn't clean the kitchen often enough?

She led a life of grime.

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