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What is built into the walls at Microsoft headquarters?

Microsoft windows.

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What is similar about doctors' situations before and after they graduate from medical school?

First they need patience, and then they need patients.

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What's the motto of a clothing maker that encourages young men to wear vests?

Go vest, young man, go vest.

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What were the backyards called that were shared between 9 houses?

The whole 9 yards.

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What do you call a piece of pottery in the shape of a duck?

A quack pot.

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What's another name for a metronome.

A beat-nik.

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What is similar between paying for a meal and ducks?

They both have bills.

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What is a good name for a Gastroenterologist Group?

Intestinal Fortitude

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What did one wrestler say to the other?

I'm only choking.

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What happened when Brenda yelled into a colander?

She strained her voice.

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Why did Lisa carry a ball up the hill?

There were so many things she wants to do, and she wanted to get the ball rolling.

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How is party different than a toy?

When a party winds up it ends, and when a toy winds up it starts.

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