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What kind of thinking do you need to eat Cracker Jack?

Out of the box thinking.

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What's the most serious bone in the body?

The sternum

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Why do some people love bowling?

It's right up their alley.

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Why did Alan quit his job as a probate attorney?

He didn't like putting on heirs.

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Why did Sophia put on makeup?

She thought it was pretty imporant.

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How do we know that the ancient Egyptians were not honest?

They were into pyramid schemes.

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What is it called when the letter E moves slowly?

Creep-E.

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What did Michael Sherlock call the housing development that he built?

Sherlock Homes.

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Why did the laptop catch a cold?

Because Windows was left open.

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What grammar is similar to regretting the past and worrying about the future?

Past tense and future tense.

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Why did Sam get up from bed in the morning?

He decided he wasn't going to take it lying down anymore.

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What do you call it when someone is envious of another person's ability to be as flexible as Jello?

Jello-sy.

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