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Why did Marty not want to get rid of his old beat-up car?

Because then he would be wreck-less.

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Why is the name for the animal duck misleading?

Because when a hunter tries to shoots at it, it doesn't duck, it flies away.

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What psychiatric tool is similar the noses of hippies?

Hip noses.

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How did the smoker, who craved a cigarette, feel when he got to smoke one?

Nicotine in the nick of time.

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What can you say about a teacher without any students?

He's in a class all by himself.

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What is a line of rabbits putting seeds in the ground called?

A re-seeding hare line.

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What is ironic about Greenland and Iceland?

Greenland is mainly ice, and Iceland is mainly green.

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Why are weddings often done under canopies?

To say that marriage is in tents.

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What did Bill say when he found out that his hotel reservation was upgraded to 2 connecting rooms?

How suite it is!

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What is the motto of someone who eats just a little too much?

Eat, drink, and be merry, for tomorrow we diet.

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What do you say to a friend who is trying to uproot a tree

I'm rooting for you.

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Why do chickens tend to have egg-streme political opinions?

Because they don't like being in the middle of the road.

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