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What is exercizing at home called?

The home stretch.

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What do you call a cat that steals things?

A feline felon.

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What can you say about a book describing the Basement Museum?

It's a best celler.

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How did Andy feel when the skin doctor cancelled his apppointment?

He felt irritated.

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When do you want to be put down?

When making an appointment.

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When does the weather need a therapist?

When it's raining like crazy.

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What are the great-great grandparents of an ant called?

Ant-cestors.

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Where in Manhattan are you most likely to find a spot for your car?

Central Park

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What is a book called that is a collection of reviews about the movie Psycho?

Psycho Analysis

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What do you say when you finish going through the everglades?

See you later alligator.

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Why do horses tend to get along well with each other?

They have stable relationships.

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What did the sculptor do before he sculpted the subject's head?

He had to plan a head.

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