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If the Allentown bank merged with Capital One bank, what would it be called?

Al Capone.

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What is a repairman that fixes clocks called?

A tik-tok doc.

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What is used to lubricate the joints of a robot?

Elbow grease.

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What do you call an ambulance for alligators?

Gator Aid.

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Why did the police give the suspect a bowl of beans at the edge of the table?

They wanted him to spill the beans.

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Why was Benjy, who was quite large, like a clock?

His nickname was Big Ben.

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Why did Edith insist on drinking tea out of her own cup?

Any other way was not her cup of tea.

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What is a loud group of boys playing called?

Boisterous.

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What do you have when you remove the red lines?

love

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How did Sarah feel about not getting concert tickets to see her favorite band?

She found it dis-concerting.

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When did the mother of a newborn boy wake up?

At son rise.

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Do professional golfers practice for all 19 holes?

Of course.

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