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What's worse than a strong reprimand?

An icy stair.

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Why did the barbershop realize it was a mistake to have two barbershop poles?

People thought it was bi-polar.

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Why did the hospital remove the windows from the operating room?

They wanted it to be paneless.

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Who represents the National Bicycle Tire Association?

Their spokesman

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How do we know that Sinatra only took local streets?

It was "My way", or the highway.

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What is the coat for an octopus called?

A coat of arms.

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How are banks like trees?

They both have branches.

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What would it be called if you wrapped a city in a big blue blanket?

Rhapsody in Blue.

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What is a Tyrannosaurus Rex that is nervous?

A nervous Rex.

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What happened when the small dog fell into a large pot of blueberries?

It was berried.

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How do telephone operators work together?

They co-operate.

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What does an art school and a bedroom dresser have in common?

They both have drawers.

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