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Is there anything absolute about families?

It's all relative.

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When Arnold found a well full of bees, why did he avoid it?

Because he wanted to be well.

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What is a curve that can set a lot of things straight?

A smile.

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What do you call a factory that makes OK products?

A satis factory.

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Why is it good to limit the amount of news you ingest every day?

It's not a coincidence that it's called De Press.

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How did Boris feel about losing the kick-boxing championship?

He wanted to kick himself.

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Why did the injured man show no emotion for 6 weeks?

He'd broken both his humerus and sternum.

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Why did Bill avoid using sucking candies?

He didn't want to be considered a sucker.

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What is a relative of an air pump called?

A pump kin.

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How did the inventor of the Jack-In-The-Box come up with invention?

He used out-of-the-box thinking.

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What would one say when learning how a skunk's odor is produced?

That makes scents.

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Why didn't the mother want her son to listen to the radio too much?

She didn't want him to become too radio-active.

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