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Why did Jim and Beth take one evening a week from their family life to eat dates?

Because that was their date night.

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Why did the mathematician plant an apple tree?

He knew how to multiply, so in addition he wanted to be fruitful.

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What is similar between a worn out tire and getting social security?

It may be time to retire.

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What kind of view brings people together?

A rendezvous.

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Why was Walt Disney happy after visiting Mickey Mouse in the hospital?

Because he saw that Mickey was very animated.

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Why was Bruce Lee's son always on time?

His first name was "Prompt".

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Which Einstein idea concerns family relations?

The Theory of Relativity.

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What's an attitude in life that can make things harder?

Taking things for granite.

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When Jim forgot to wear his watch, and he was asked what time it is, what did he answer?

Off-hand I can't say.

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What's so special about Willy the window washer?

He never missed work for 37 years - the longest streak ever.

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What is a price war and an advertising war between stores called?

Retailiation.

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Why is it difficult to be brave in the North Pole?

There's a tendency to get cold feet.

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