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Have you heard of the band called Cellophane?

They're a wrap group.

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What does Yom Kippur and Succos have in common?

They are both intense / in tents.

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When does fore plus fore equals four.

The forelegs of one horse and the forelegs of another horse adds up to four legs.

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What do you call a bar that serves chocolate?

A chocolate bar.

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Are people in a family 'absolute'?

They are 'relative', that's why they are called relatives.

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What types of phones do prisoners use in prison?

Cell phones.

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Why was Sally afraid that the vegetables would slap her?

Because she knew they were fresh.

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What do you call a broken can opener?

A can't opener.

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Why didn't Bill promise his wife that he would be a billionaire?

Because that didn't look very promising.

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What is Denise's brother's name?

De Nephew.

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Why did the CEO move the company from the 3rd floor to the 4th floor?

Because he wanted to take the company to the next level.

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Now that the Peter bought a dairy farm, what will he do with it?

He'll milk it for all its worth.

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