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What does a car say when you fill it up with gas?

Tanks.

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Shane Ronay
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What is the proper way to greet the Dalai Lama?

Hello Dalai!

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What did Paul McCartney say when a hornet flew into his house and scared people?

Let it bee

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Marty become a bartender?

He was so wild as a kid, people said he would end up behind bars.

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Why did the factory that made car transmissions have problems?

Because their assembly line was make-shift.

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What kind of tea inspires caring for other people?

Humana Tea.

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What does someone say who loves using thyme as a spice?

"Thyme is of the essence" or "I just need more thyme".

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Shane Ronay
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How did the new photographer's business double in no time?

Increased exposure.

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Yehuda Lane
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What do you call a prince that is a high wire walker?

Your highness.

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Akiva Lane
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What happens when the king's neck hurts?

He has a royal pain in the neck.

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How did Mark regard his habit of drinking beer every day?

He regarded it as minor ale-ment.

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When the prices of houses go up, why do their roofs get weaker?

Because the prices go through the roof.

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