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Moshe Sherizen
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What starts with a T and ends with a T and has T in it?

A teapot.

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Akiva Lane
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What is the study of the fancy speech that con-men use called?

Prose and cons.

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call a rat whose name is Demmik?

Demmik Rat.

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Akiva Lane
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What vegetable jumps into the deep end of the pool?

The endive.

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Akiva Lane
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What is the thinnest coat?

A coat of paint.

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Akiva Lane
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Why wasn't Charlotte concerned when she misplaced the basket of turnups?

She figured they would turnup somewhere.

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call a camel that acts?

A drama-dary.

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Abe Kiss
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Why did the shark spit out the clown?

It thought he tasted funny.

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Akiva Lane
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What did Emily do when all the potato chips fell on the floor?

She let the chips fall where they may.

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call something that is very, very natural?

Super natural.

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Akiva Lane
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Why do we regard wine as special?

Because it is from de vine.

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Howard Goldman
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What happened after Lenny was very skeptical about going to a chiropractor?

Now he stands corrected.

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