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What's high in the middle, and round at both ends?

The word Ohio.

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How did the medical student choose Ophthalmology as a specialty?

He researched his options, and the eyes had it.

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What did Ted say about his playing a bagel in the school play?

My role is a roll.

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What would Freud say if he made a commercial?

"Let go of my ego".

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How did Cynthia feel about the fact that pollen counts were low?

She felt that was nothing to sneeze at.

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What is store that sells phones called?

A sell phone store.

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If pro is the opposite of con, what is the opposite of progress?

Congress.

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What was the motto of the company that made horror movies?

We've only begun to fright.

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Why do some people seem to find things out before others?

They're member of the heard.

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What do you call an ambulance for alligators?

Gator Aid.

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What is a machine that automatically rows a boat?

A row bot.

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Why was Jim happy that after dieting he fit into his old clothes?

He knew that when it comes to dieting, it's survival of the fit-est.

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