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Why did the farmer feel uncomfortable in the wheat field at night?

He felt like he was being stalked.

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What is a crazy motive called?

A loco motive.

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What is the medical department at Google called?

Google Docs.

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Why did the cookie go to the doctor?

Because it felt crummy.

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Why did the thief who wanted to repent always do things very quickly?

He didn't want to hold people up.

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What do you call a story about a mouse that lives in 2 cities?

A Tail Of Two Cities.

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What scoring system is used for the sport of curling?

Curl marks.

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What school teaches about tea?

Universi-Tea.

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What do you call a father from Iceland?

An ice pop.

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Why was Fred confused by forms?

Because he didn't know if he should fill them IN or fill them OUT.

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What did farmer Bill Rath call the grapes that grew in his vineyard?

Grapes of Rath.

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What is a wasp that wants to make honey?

A wannabee.

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