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Which fruits pair well with Chinese food?

Mandarin oranges or pears.

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What happened when Bob decided to use a Neuralink chip in his brain?

He changed his mind.

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What is a gun in a hat called?

A cap gun.

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Which city do the inhabitants rarely need an alarm clock?

Waco, Texas

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What did the lawyer wear to work?

A lawsuit.

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Why was Fred very good at sleeping?

He could do it with his eyes closed.

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Why was the football team surprised when their opponents punted the football?

They thought there was no punt intended.

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What do we know about this man?

He's getting too big for his britches.

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Why did Arnold print out the word MONEY and put it into his chopped liver?

He wanted to spread the word.

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Are very cold and very hot temperatures unhealthy?

It's just a matter of degree.

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How is waiting in line similar to being a doctor?

You need patience.

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What was the first name of the woman who invented soft drinks, and where did she live?

Sarah soda

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