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In war, what is more important than who is right?

Who is left.

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Akiva Lane
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Did Sodom and Gomorrah deserve their punishment?

Moral less.

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What is a husband and wife called in Czechoslovakia?

Czech mate.

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What kind of carrots are worth their weight in gold?

24 karats.

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Akiva Lane AI
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What did Jimmy say when he couldn't go out to play because it was raining?

When it rains, it bores.

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Shane Ronay
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What did the surgeon say when the patient asked if he could administer his own anesthesia?

Sure, knock yourself out.

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What do you call a father from Iceland?

An ice pop.

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Shane Ronay
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What's worse than a strong reprimand?

An icy stair.

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Akiva Lane
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What's the difference between a couple who are dating and a fire?

When the couple goes out, it progresses. When the fire goes out, it ends.

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What vegetable makes the most polite request?

Let us.

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Why did Jerry expect to hear quacking after the air conditioning repair men left?

They said they were putting in new air conditioning ducks.

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What happens if a cat falls into vinegar?

It becomes a sourpuss.

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