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A tripod.

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If your dog is not telling the truth while it is sleeping, what should you do?

As the saying goes, let sleeping dogs lie.

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What's a good motto for an internet store?

It's better to be online than on line.

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Why did Alan shoot an arrow into the wind?

He liked shooting the breeze.

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What is a sentence that has the words 'the the' right after each other?

I really like the The North Face jacket.

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why did the man make window blinds from potato peels?

He heard they were a nightshade.

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What is a cold part of South America?

Chile.

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Did Steve really buy this antique violin for only $5?

Yes, and with no strings attached!

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How did the asphalt worker react to his foot being run over by a steam roller?

He was quite impressed.

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How were crews asked to stop construction of this specific hospital?

Please hold the Mayo.

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Which career works the fewest hours per week?

A Monday morning quarterback.

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A buoys club.

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