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How did Jim feel when he walked barefoot on seashells at the beach?

He was shell shocked.

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When Mark Gen was knighted, what kind of doctor did he automatically become.

Sir Gen.

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What has one eye, no mouth, and everyone agrees that it always makes a good point.

A needle.

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What does a rich cow say when he's making money?

Moo-lah.

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What is this street called?

A bull-evard.

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What was the motto of the company that made horror movies?

We've only begun to fright.

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What do you call a seamstress that doesn't know how to sew?

A seemstress.

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What do people in the US say when they want to use the metric system?

Take me to your litre.

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What is a repairman that fixes clocks called?

A tik-tok doc.

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Why is this tea very powerful?

It's Reala Tea.

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Why did Bob join the tug-of-war team?

He wanted to meet people who had a lot of pull.

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What is it called when fishermen connect their nets together to catch fish?

An internet.

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