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Akiva Lane
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When Jerry got a cold, why did go to the veterinarian?

He was a little hoarse, and he had a frog in his throat.

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Shane Ronay
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Which medical specialty is best for focusing on others?

Your ology

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Shane Ronay
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How to summarize a person's life after being convicted of a crime?

Con descending.

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Akiva Lane
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How did Arnold like kick-boxing?

He got a kick out of it.

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Akiva Lane
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What nickname did Billy's English teacher give him because his essays were so good?

Bill of writes.

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Akiva Lane
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What do these have in common? A smelly basketball, hitting a baseball too far to the right or left, and a dance of chickens?

They are all a foul ball.

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Shane Ronay
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How in one word can one complain that their grapes aren't ripe yet?

Gripe

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Akiva Lane
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What is similar between a worn out tire and getting social security?

It may be time to retire.

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Akiva Lane
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What is a cookie with a PhD called?

A smart cookie.

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Shane Ronay
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After going bankrupt, what did Bob name his new honey business?

Plan Bee

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Akiva Lane
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What is it called when Charlie talked with his Grandmother every week?

Tele-gram.

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Akiva Lane AI
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Why did the butcher not take down the steaks from the top shelf of his freezer?

Because the steaks were too high.

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