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Do professional golfers practice for all 19 holes?

Of course.

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What word and number indicate the winner of a race?

Won and 1.

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How did the bad sergeant behave?

He was rotten to the corps.

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Why did Peter bite into a packet of money?

People told him he should put his money where his mouth is.

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Why did Jerry avoid taking hot baths?

He tried to avoid things that would get him into hot water.

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What's so special about Willy the window washer?

He never missed work for 37 years - the longest streak ever.

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Why did the head of the school demand respect?

It was the principle of the thing.

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When happened when the Brady family's boy couldn't sleep on their trip to Alaska?

It was the land of the midnight son.

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How did the small piece of wood feel when there was nothing to do?

It was a little board.

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Why did the Teddy Bear go outside?

It felt stuffy inside the house.

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What did Betty call the fish meals that she loved eating?

Delicious fishes.

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What are the great-great grandparents of an ant called?

Ant-cestors.

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