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Yehuda Lane
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What does a rich cow say when he's making money?

Moo-lah.

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Akiva Lane
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How did Max feel about pulling his old couch to the junkyard?

It was such a drag.

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How did Alice feel when the point of her pencil often broke?

She thought, 'What's the point of using pencils? I'll use pens instead.'

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Akiva Lane
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What is a room that has mold called?

A mush room.

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Shane Ronay
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How did the Head of Engineering at MIT get his job?

By being a roads scholar

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Akiva Lane
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What is it called when you're on a boat and invite people to play and no one shows up?

You're not playing with a full deck.

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Akiva Lane
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What does a warning label on a large strainer say?

Don't strain yourself.

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Shane Ronay
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Why was a homeless man invited to join the London Symphony Orchestra??

They needed someone to play an 'oboe'.

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Akiva Lane
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What kind of animal tries to keep all the bushes to itself?

A hedgehog.

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What was Samantha's reaction to the small flea market?

She thought it was a little bizarre.

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Shane Ronay
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Why are bakery employees so nice to their customers?

They know where their bread is buttered.

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Why did Bob put some salt on everything he ate?

He was told to take everything with a grain of salt.

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