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What is true about most of the of fish in Paris?

They are in Seine

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What is this man doing?

He's taking a shower.

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What happened when Bob tried hitting a baseball when it was foggy?

He always mist.

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What interpersonal skill is named after a Greek legend?

Apollo gize.

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What special symbol weighs more than any other?

The pound.

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When the truck spilled coffee grounds all over Marvin's lawn, what did his lawyer say?

"I think we have grounds for suing the truck company."

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Which internal organ has the most audacity?

The gall bladder.

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What name for cigarettes describes the harm they do?

Sick-arettes.

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Why should we be very careful handling glass?

There's a reason it's called a pain of glass.

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Why didn't Joe play hide-and-seek very often?

Good hide-and-seek players are hard to find.

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What did Cynthia say when her dog bit into her rye bread sandwich?

Something is awry!

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How could Ami know for sure there was an odor in the room?

She just nose.

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