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Why did Martha feel so tired, that she felt like the back of a car?

She was exhausted, and two tired.

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How are the prices at the new Italian restaurant?

They cost a pretty penne.

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What is a husband and wife called in Czechoslovakia?

Czech mate.

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How did Betty feel about her new job pressing clothes?

She found the pressing depressing.

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Why didn't the entrepreneur's projects succeed?

Because they never made cents.

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Why was the baker happy?

Because he had all that he kneaded.

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Why can't one say that all Generals are good at what they do?

Because that would be a generalization.

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What is a list of people from Czechoslovakia called?

A Czech list.

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Why did Martha feel bad for her calendar?

Because its days are numbered.

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How did Beth feel when she finally found the cover to the pot?

She was relieved that the pot is recovered.

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Who starred in the animated movie about food?

The bagel had the leading roll.

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What is the government official in charge of the fence called?

The Minister of De Fence.

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