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Is it legal to wear a shirt like this in public in the US?

Yes, we have a right to bare arms.

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Shane Ronay
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Why do deer hunters prefer larger guns?

It's a bigger bang for their buck.

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Akiva Lane
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What do employment recruiters and cannibals have in common?

They're both called head hunters.

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Shane Ronay
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How are a sanitation truck and computer similar?

Both are garbage in / garbage out

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Akiva Lane
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If a scientist no longer finds a theory as 'testable', how does he now regard it?

He now regards it as 'de-testable'.

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Moshe Sherizen
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Why did Barry get heartburn when he ate the birthday cake?

He forgot to take off the candles.

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Akiva Lane
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Why didn't Bill like raquetball?

He thought it was off-the-wall.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Betty stop eating sausage?

She thought it was the wurst.

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Shane Ronay
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What are "octopy"?

Pizzas topped with calamari.

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Akiva Lane
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What do people in the US say when they want to use the metric system?

Take me to your litre.

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Shane Ronay
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What's happening here?

A cargo ship is trying to contain itself.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did the editor wear a sweater?

Because writers sent her many drafts.

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