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How do you compare the words Mercy (English) and Merci (French)?

Mercy is what one asks for, and Merci is what one says after getting it.

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How do you describe a water dispenser that is broken?

It's out of order, and it's out of water.

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Which U.S. landmark are people in the biggest hurry to visit?

Mount Rush more.

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Why did a lot of people want to use Alan Richter's bathroom scale?

Because they wanted to know what they weighed on the Richter scale.

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What happened when Ben was stuck in traffic and missed his doctor's appointment?

It became a dis-appointment.

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Why do some major in Hospitality Management?

To learn the inns and outs of the subject.

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Where are the remnants of Noah's Ark kept?

In the Arkive.

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Why did Arnold print out the word MONEY and put it into his chopped liver?

He wanted to spread the word.

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What kind of log can't change directions?

An ideologue.

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What did the dentist say after he examined the comb with a lot of thin teeth?

You're fine.

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Where does one go to purchase unmovable objects?

A stationery store

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Why did the laptop catch a cold?

Because Windows was left open.

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