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Akiva Lane
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Why did Jill buy a Jiffy car?

Because she wanted to go places and come back in a jiffy.

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Akiva Lane
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When do you tell people what they are?

When you tell them, 'You are welcome'.

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Shane Ronay
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What is the vegetable of choice for most percussionists?

Beets, of course.

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Akiva Lane
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What is ironic about Greenland and Iceland?

Greenland is mainly ice, and Iceland is mainly green.

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Akiva Lane
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What did Mr. Cow say to Mrs. Cow when it started pouring rain?

I Noah ark we can use.

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Yitzchak Berger
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What do you call a bee that can’t make up its mind?

A maybe.

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call a valley where convicted criminals make silly jokes?

Silly con valley.

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Yehuda Lane
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What does a Frenchman say when he says something off-color?

Pardon my French.

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Akiva Lane
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How did Sandy describe her doubts about her family's hotel plans?

She had reservations about the reservations.

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Shane Ronay
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What type of gopher is the most difficult to keep out of a celery patch?

A stalker

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Shane Ronay
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What is this an example of?

A knee jerk reaction.

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Dovid Lane
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Why didn't the shark eat the Princess?

Because she was spoiled.

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