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Why was Fred training male deer to run fast?

To make a fast buck.

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Akiva Lane
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What finger does a card-shark use to manipulate the card deck?

The in-decks finger.

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ChatGPT
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How do we know that the army of Turkey is brave?

So people know that they are not chicken.

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Akiva Weiss
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What happened when Bob tried hitting a baseball when it was foggy?

He always mist.

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Akiva Lane
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How do we know that the water in back of a boat is not asleep?

Because it's a wake.

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Akiva Lane
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What does someone say to a friend who he thinks is too optimistic?

You topian!

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Akiva Lane
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How did Jim feel when he walked barefoot on seashells at the beach?

He was shell shocked.

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call male child of a purse?

A purse son.

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Shane Ronay
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Who was Zig Ziglar's brother, and why did they never see each other?

Zag Ziglar, and they were always in opposite places.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Olivia avoid eating almonds, cashews, and pecans?

Because they were nuts.

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Akiva Lane
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How did Sam feel about getting bald?

Hair today, gone tomorrow.

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Akiva Lane
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What is the university in Italy where they teach everything about olives?

Olive U.

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