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What is someone who can keep a secret called?

A secretary.

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What do you call a hippopotamus with long hair?

A hippie potamus.

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Why did Bob think this would be a balanced diet?

It was 3 square meals a day.

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After working for 40 years, why didn't Joe want new tires on his car?

He wasn't ready to re-tire.

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What did the cherry tree say to George Washington?

Don't ax me.

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Why did King Louis XV say, "After me the flood"?

Because he rained for 59 years.

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What are ticks called that live in a parrot's feathers?

Polly Ticks

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Why don't some believe in Evolution?

They think it's monkey business.

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What do you call it when the CIA puts a bugging device in a flower pot in a factory?

A plant in a plant in a plant.

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When the pessimist says 'It can't get any worse', what does the optimist say?

It can!

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What part of the computer screen do you have to be careful about what it says?

The cursor.

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What's going on here?

A feeding friendsy.

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