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What did the circus do to the trapeze artist who wasn't performing well?

It suspended him.

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What being always acts and feels lousy?

The louse.

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Where did the army put their best soldiers?

On the front lions.

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What would you name a story about someone took over a singing group?

To acquire a choir.

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Why did the Indian chief never have to sleep outside?

He had reservations.

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What do athletes and musicians have in common?

They want to make records.

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Why did Amy avoid dating men who publish magazines?

She found they often had issues.

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What do you call lox served in an apartment?

Pad lox.

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What is a body of water on the moon called?

Luna sea.

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What's going on here?

This man's wife asked him to hold his horses.

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What does Mount Everest and Las Vegas have in common?

They both involve 'to bet'.

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Why didn't the cat go to the doctor?

It was feline fine.

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