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Why are ticks in Rome full of love?

Because they are romantics.

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Where do pharmaceuticals go that don't need a prescriptinon?

They're over the counter.

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How do some people react when seeing a bee colony this large?

Thjey get the hives

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Do people gain weight as they get older?

If they do, it's a waist of time.

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What can you say about a manager who enjoys firing people?

That he's playing with fire.

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What award did Frank Lloyd Wright win with this design?

A stairing contest

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How did Beth like her job ironing shirts?

She was ironing bored.

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Why did the politician take a part-time job as a cashier?

He wanted to learn more about change.

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What happened when the horses ran away from the farm?

It destabilized the farm.

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Is Jim doing this by chance?

No, he's doing it on porpoise.

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What did Bill say to his inexperienced chiropractor?

Your a real pain in the neck.

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What did Paul McCartney say when a hornet flew into his house and scared people?

Let it bee

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