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What would be the result if you used incense made from mushrooms?

A mushroom cloud.

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Why was the baker happy?

Because he had all that he kneaded.

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What do you say to a friend who is trying to uproot a tree

I'm rooting for you.

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What do reptiles and music have in common?

They both have scales.

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Why was Beverly confused when she got sick?

She caught a cold, and had a fever.

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How did Bill feel after a hard day's work, turning off the light and going to bed?

He was delighted.

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How do you describe a fancy plane?

It's on a different plain.

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What word describes a big pile of dirty dishes?

Dishgusting.

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Where do pharmaceuticals go that don't need a prescriptinon?

They're over the counter.

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Who oversees decisions at a car alignment company?

The Steering Committee.

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Why did Billy ask his father to take a baseball bat and a bird to the baseball game?

Because he liked bat man and robin.

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What did Mr. & Mrs. Auer call eating a meal together?

They called it our Auer hour.

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