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Why did Billy ask to borrow his friend's shoes?

Because he was told not to judge someone until you stand in their shoes.

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Akiva Lane
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What is it called when husbands tell puns to their wives?

Pun-ishment.

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Akiva Lane
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If an earthen-ware pot gets cracked, what is it called?

A crack-pot.

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Akiva Lane AI
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What song is this about?

Hit the road Jack.

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Shane Ronay
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Why don't people realize when the owner of a flower shop makes fun of them?

They can't see the florist for the tease.

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Akiva Lane
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What did the woman do who got sick from the sushi restaurant?

She sued sushi.

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Akiva Lane
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How can you hold air?

By holding your breath.

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Shane Ronay
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Which city do the inhabitants rarely need an alarm clock?

Waco, Texas

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Shane Ronay
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What do you call someone who believes only 12.5% in a Universal Being?

An eighth-iest

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Moshe Sherizen
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What is blue and smells like red paint?

Blue paint.

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Akiva Lane
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How does Barbie know when to go on stage?

She waits for the Barbie cue.

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Why was Kay confused?

Because she didn't know if people were saying OK, or Oh! Kay!

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