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Though Joe was a great pitcher, why did he insist on playing other positions on the baseball team?

He didn't want to be pitch-in holed.

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What did the husband say when he brought his wife flowers?

This bud's for you.

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What letter of the alphabet asks the best questions?

Y

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What is the smartest part of the body?

The nose - it's amazing how much it nose.

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What three letters are not our friend?

NME

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How did Boris feel about losing the kick-boxing championship?

He wanted to kick himself.

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How did Bill's parents feel about his goal of being a plumber?

They thought it was a pipe dream.

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What did Bill's therapist say about his putting plus signs in front of all numbers?

He said it was a good sign and a positive development.

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What did the family call their evening meals at their round dining room table?

The nights of the round table.

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What is it called when workers in a company go on strike?

Labor pains.

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Why did Sam dislike going across the bridge on the way to work?

He found that every day it took its toll.

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What do you call a website that tells you one fact after another?

A factory.

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