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Why should we be very cautious about being cynical?

Its first syllable is sin.

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Which famous explorer invented the golf shirt?

Marco Polo

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What's the source of a pig's pink color?

Pigment.

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Why did Joe find it difficult to invest his money?

Because to him it didn't make cents.

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What did Alan do when he left his 5th floor apartment in the old apartment building without an elevator?

He walked down and later walked up the run-down staircase in the run-down walk-up.

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When would someone use fine sandpaper?

When they are off coarse.

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Why did the politician like to winnow grain on the farm?

He liked how it is spelled: win now.

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What security related word has a sword in it?

Password.

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What do employees of a pen company get when they retire?

A pen sion.

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Why do deer hunters prefer larger guns?

It's a bigger bang for their buck.

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Why was Emily reluctant to use a tractor on her farm?

Because it didn't attract her.

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Why was Fred concerned he was making too much noise while sleeping?

Because he slept so soundly.

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