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What can you say about someone who thinks he will make a lot of money playing dice?

He's in a fool's para-dice.

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What is a child called that walks and talks?

A walkie talkie.

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How did Lisa feel about moving from one house to another?

She found it to be a moving experience.

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call a zoo that feeds the animals zucchinis?

A zoo-kini.

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What is a drug store located in an attic called?

A drug attic.

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Shane Ronay
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Where you can get chicken broth in bulk?

The stock market

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What did Frank say when he wanted to tell someone how he felt?

I want to be Frank with you.

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Dovid Lane
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Why did the bar have a very tall ceiling?

Because it wanted the customers to have less of a hangover.

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Akiva Lane
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What happens when you take clothes out of a dresser and put them on?

You become the dresser.

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Why did Olivia avoid eating almonds, cashews, and pecans?

Because they were nuts.

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Moshe Sherizen
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Why couldn't the leopard play hide and seek?

Because he was always spotted.

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Why didn't Pharaoh believe anything Moses said?

It was in a State of de Nile.

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