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How is a head cold similar to a lot of traffic?

They're both congested.

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Why did the man travel to India for a corned beef sandwich?

He heard they had a new Delhi.

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Who oversees decisions at a car alignment company?

The Steering Committee.

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What does the army and the wind have in common?

They both can have a draft.

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Why did the bar have a very tall ceiling?

Because it wanted the customers to have less of a hangover.

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What letter is good for a cough?

T

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What is it called when carpets are dropped out of planes?

Carpet bombing.

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After being disappointed by the response he got, why did Jim go fishing at lake Excellent?

He was fishing for compliments.

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What happened to the person who snuck into the heated swimming pool?

He's now in hot water.

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What con-man conquered a large part of Asia?

Genghis Con

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Why dosn't Andrea like eating old mint candy?

Her one requirement is that they must be in mint condition.

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Where did Maxine put her nail files?

In the filing cabinet.

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