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If you take a liter of water, and pour it out, what does it become?

Leaderless.

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Why did Jerry expect to hear quacking after the air conditioning repair men left?

They said they were putting in new air conditioning ducks.

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What did the bike rider say to his friend after smashing into him by mistake?

I didn't expect to run into you here.

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To learn about choosing language for signs, what should you study?

Sign language.

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Why is it often difficult to communicate messages to other people?

Because often they begin with a mess.

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Why did Sophia put on makeup?

She thought it was pretty imporant.

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Why didn't Barry ever work out in the gym?

He planned to go there, but it never worked out.

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What is the most important thing to have when sanding wood?

True grit.

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Why was Mike concerned about the liquids that he drank?

Because after he drank them, they were drunk.

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What kind of music do fathers like?

Pop music.

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What is a bag called before it wakes up?

A sleeping bag.

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How do we know that the ancient Egyptians were not honest?

They were into pyramid schemes.

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