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Why did the ant and the antelope like each other?

Because they were on the same page.

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What was Salvador Dali's favorite breakfast?

Surreal

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Why didn't Bill have a good vacation?

By mistake he went to a hostile instead of a hostel.

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What's a good motto for an internet store?

It's better to be online than on line.

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What gets larger as the things they represent get smaller?

The numbers associated with roads (highway 1 is larger than higher 4325)

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What room do bats live in?

The bat room.

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How do authorities in England express their appreciation for the public maintaining orderly lines?

They say, "ThanQueue

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What did the rancher say to the person he thought was taking down parts of his fence?

I'm accusing you, but I hope you don't take offence.

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What is the purpose of this truck?

It transports people on the brink.

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What to you call rows of outhouses set up for an outdoor concert?

WC fields.

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What was James Bond's nickname when he travelled a lot?

Vaga Bond

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Which city outlawed the use of doorbells?

Knocksville, TN

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