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Which psychology specialty focuses on dealing with others?

Yourology

1999

What happened when Bob re-labled the jars in his wife's spice rack?

He's not in trouble yet, but the thyme is cumin.

1956

What is happening here?

The ketchup is trying to catch up.

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Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself?

Because it was two tired.

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What do cows each for brunch?

Grass, just like for all their other meals.

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Why did Cynthia stop drawing the line on the paper?

Because it was the end of the line.

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What do you say to a bowl of kidney beans when you haven't eaten them for a while?

Where have you bean?

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What gift does the soccer player not like to receive?

He doesn't like ties, he prefers to get victories.

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What happens if you ask your builder not to carpet the steps in your house?

He'll give you a blank stair.

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What is a side-trip on a vacation called?

A detour on de tour.

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What is this showing?

It's a gargling gargoyle.

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When does fore plus fore equals four.

The forelegs of one horse and the forelegs of another horse adds up to four legs.

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