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What are good names for a company that makes kitchen counters?

Counter Intuitive, or Counter Culture.

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Why did Arlene bring lipstick and eye shadow to school?

She had a make-up exam.

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Where are these people located?

In La-la Land.

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Why didn't Joe mind when the wind ripped the roof off his store?

He no longer had any overhead.

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How did Jeremy deal with his desire to see the whole world?

He realized that roam wasn't built in a day.

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Why the quarterback run with the ball?

When he didn't see any receivers, his original plan didn't come to pass.

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Why didn't Bill like going to malls?

He felt that if you see one, you see the mall.

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Who was Karl Marx's sister, and why is she famous?

Her name was Onya, and she invented the starting pistol.

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What do you call a delicatessen in a mental hospital?

A psycho deli.

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What math term did Alice not like?

The mean.

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What did Jimmy call the money he made from selling thumb tacks?

Income tacks.

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What did pregnant Emily and the library book she was reading have in common?

They were both due in September.

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