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What do we have here?

Katy barred the door.

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What is the vegetable of choice for most percussionists?

Beets, of course.

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Why was the tourist dropped off on a deserted island?

He requested an isle seat.

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What did the miner say when he found gold?

It's mine!

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Why did the thief who wanted to repent always do things very quickly?

He didn't want to hold people up.

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Why did the shoes cross the road?

Because the chicken was wearing them.

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What is a very small bull that runs very fast called?

A bull-ett.

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What is a person called who knows a lot about eggs?

An eggs-pert.

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What do you call a baseball player and his Rabbi?

Batman and Rabban.

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Why did Arlene buy a rug?

She had some problems that she wanted to sweep under it.

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When the teacher gave a surprise quiz, why did he have the students stand on a big circle?

Because they had to remember everything on the spot.

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How would you describe the fact that ducks make more and better eggs than chickens?

It's a para-ducks.

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