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What are chicken wings that originated in Buffalo New York called?

Buffalo wings.

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How did the sergeant know that he could take all the blankets that were needed?

He had blanket permission.

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What happens when military officers attend a party?

They order everyone "a round".

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What do skyscrapers and libraries have in common?

They have a lot of stories.

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What did two male siblings name their soup business?

Broth-ers

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How did Linda react when she saw that her bank balance started with a minus sign?

She thought it was a bad sign.

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What is a stretched rope that walks around called?

A tight rope walker.

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How do trees feel in the spring?

After the winter, they felt releaved.

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How is a liquor store similar to a nursery of babies?

They both have fine whines.

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What type of granite is always red?

A pomegranate.

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When Bob got to the intersection, why did he make a right turn?

He didn't want to make a wrong turn.

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What did the thread say to the needle?

I'm just passing through.

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