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When Andrea lost her ring, what did her husband suggest?

Try calling it, and see if it rings.

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How are kangaroos and rabbits different than other animals?

They are the most hoppy.

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Why do people on a roller coaster say 'Weeeeee'?

Because it's more fun when it's done together with others.

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Which business finds emergency replacement musicians?

Band Aid

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Why didn't Betty want to talk about the bed that her dog Dignity was sleeping on?

She felt it was beneath her dignity.

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What is it called when sugar cane rebels against the farmer?

The cane mutiny.

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What did Joey call the exercizes he did before he took a walk?

A pre-amble.

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Why did the blues band remind Bob of his days hunting whales?

The wailing reminded him of whaling.

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What was the result of Rick building a successful sunglasses business?

He had it made in the shades.

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What is the hardest thing about making a sidewalk?

The cement.

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How long must one walk a dog that lives indoors?

Until they're pooped.

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What happened when the skunk hurt his nose?

It didn't smell anymore.

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