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What is the problem with debt?

The silent bee inside of it can sting.

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What is the difference between starting a new job and eating hotdogs?

With one you try to pass muster, and with the other you pass the mustard.

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Why did Max pay a lot of money for a bed?

Because it was a bedder bed.

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Why didn't Joe buy camouflage trousers at the store?

He couldn't find them.

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What are building blocks made from sim cards called?

Sim City.

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Why was was it so loud everywhere Tim went?

He liked stealing everyone's thunder.

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How did Emma feel when she had a dream during a nap that she was elected president?

It felt like a power nap.

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Why is the Pillsbury doughboy a hippie?

He's a flour child.

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When happened when the Brady family's boy couldn't sleep on their trip to Alaska?

It was the land of the midnight son.

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What was the judge's response when the defendant asked for the charge to be waived?

The judge did not agree, and instead he waved it.

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What do you call Billy's ability to tease his younger brother?

Expertise.

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Why was Maxine confused about how seriously to take Allen?

She didn't know if he was "Sir Real" or "Surreal".

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