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What are thick paper cups called when they are cold?

Hot cups.

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Bill saved his pennies all year to buy a present for his wife, and brought them to a store, and do you know what he got?

A hernia.

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What 2 letters are similar to jealousy?

NV

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What did the Design major do when he wasn't accepted to the program?

He went back to the drawing board.

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What is the first phase of a liver transplant called?

De-livery

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What do you call an ambulance for alligators?

Gator Aid.

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What was Salvador Dali's favorite breakfast?

Surreal

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Why did Avigail get mad when her 10 year old daughter put on lipstick?

Because it made her see red.

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What song mentions a fly that looks like a shoe?

Shoe fly, don't bother me.

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How is a meal like archery?

It's best when it hits the spot.

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Why is bread a lot like the sun?

Because it rises in the yeast, and sets in the waist.

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What are the great-great grandparents of an ant called?

Ant-cestors.

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