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What is similar between most men's hair and re-planting a garden?

They are both re-seeding.

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Why did Andrea make beautiful drawings?

That's how she drew attention to herself.

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How did Matt feel about the government diverting the river that made his stream dry up?

He thought it was ex-stream.

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What do you call a tank that uses AI?

A think tank.

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What do animals and coins have in common?

They both have heads and tails.

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When the teacher gave a surprise quiz, why did he have the students stand on a big circle?

Because they had to remember everything on the spot.

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Why did Billy ask to borrow his friend's shoes?

Because he was told not to judge someone until you stand in their shoes.

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Why didn't ancient man understand the world of the stars?

It was over his head.

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What do you call a collection for money to plant bushes?

A hedge fund.

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What is someone called who can't stop weaving on a loom?

A loomatic.

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What happens to a person whose drinking leads him to committing crimes?

He goes from drinking bars to jail bars.

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What do you call an ocean that fools the boats that are on it?

Hypocra Sea.

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