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What kind of bee can't make up its mind?

A maybe

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Which word is spelled incorrectly in every dictionary?

Incorrectly

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What was the policeman's response when Bill said he was speeding to get to his yoga class?

He thought it was a stretch.

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Why did Barry get heartburn when he ate the birthday cake?

He forgot to take off the candles.

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Why did Eileen Terr's name confuse people?

Because people called her Miss Terr.

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Why did Mrs. Jones put the steaks in the freezer higher than the kids could reach?

Because the steaks were high.

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What did the cop say to the driver who offered a bribe?

Fine.

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What two letters are empty?

MT

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What kind of tea decreases a person's intelligence?

Stupida tea.

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What would happen if Earth was attacked by giant spiders from outer space?

A world wide web.

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Why don't people realize when the owner of a flower shop makes fun of them?

They can't see the florist for the tease.

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What do attorneys wear to court when representing clients?

Their law suits.

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