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What is it called when a fusion nuclear reaction starts acting unpredictably?

Con-fusion.

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Why wasn't the student's cousin able to pick her up from school?

It wasn't a pparent.

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Why do commuters need sleep specialists?

They are always exhausted.

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Though Joe was a great pitcher, why did he insist on playing other positions on the baseball team?

He didn't want to be pitch-in holed.

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What Far Eastern city's music has something in common with the blues?

Seoul music.

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What do you call a group of cars that are flooded after a hurricane?

A car pool.

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What do you call a new one ounce bottle of perfume with a subtle fragrance?

A new ounce with a nuance.

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Why did the man stop returning to the buffet?

He was fed up.

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When Maxine was offered wine, what did she answer that was misinterpreted?

Wine, not.

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What kind of cats are good at imitating?

Copy cats.

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What is the official nut of schools and educators?

mACADEMIA nuts

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What kind of arithmetic did Julius Caesar like?

Divide and conquer.

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