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Why did the CEO move the company from the 3rd floor to the 4th floor?

Because he wanted to take the company to the next level.

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What is a baseball that fell into the sewer called?

A foul ball.

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What do you call an Arabic Elvis impersonator?

Amal Shookup

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What do you call a delicious English herring?

Yum kippers.

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What's an attitude in life that can make things harder?

Taking things for granite.

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What are abortions called in Czechoslovakia?

Cancelled Czechs

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What did the artist do before he made a sculpture of a person's head?

He had to plan a head.

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What's similar between the last stop on a train and a lion's tail?

They are both the end of the lion.

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What do garbanzo beans have in common with a sedative for chickens?

Chick peace.

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What did the English actor say when asked if this image could be in England?

Yes, that's my queue.

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What is the motto of the factory that makes canned food?

We can!

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What is happening here?

Eve is giving Adam an Apple iPhone.

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