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What food made Emily think about what happened in the past?

Pasta.

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What color coat is like a bee?

A yellow jacket.

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What is it called when an electrician charges a lot to install a lighting system?

The charge of the light brigade.

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When you put chili sauce in the refrigerator in Santiago, what does it become?

Chile chilly chili sauce.

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What did the doctor say when his nurse said there was a man in the waiting room who was disappearing?

Tell him I can't see him now.

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When happened when the Brady family's boy couldn't sleep on their trip to Alaska?

It was the land of the midnight son.

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When Alan was arrested, why couldn't he accept invitations?

He was fully booked.

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What do you call a dinosaur with feet that hurt?

A dino-sore.

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Why do female sheep often have an identity crisis?

Because they think, "I am a ewe".

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Where did Joe and his friends go first when they got to the party?

They tried to beat each other to the punch.

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Why did Joe go to the paint store to lose weight?

He went to get thinner.

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Why did Arlene find it hard to let the water out of the sink?

She found it draining.

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