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What happened when a truck carrying strawberries got into an accident?

A traffic jam.

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What is it called when an electrician charges a lot to install a lighting system?

The charge of the light brigade.

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Did Bill Clinton find his wife funny?

He thought she was Hillarious

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How did Marty respond when his wife accused him of drinking a fifth of whisky?

He pleaded the fifth.

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What is the difference between an accountant and a psychologist?

An accountant deals with invoices, and a psychologist deals with inner voices.

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What happened with Fred by mistake gave his wife glue stick instead of chapstick?

Now she's not talking to him.

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How do you describe the relationship between an Orthopedist and his patient?

A joint venture.

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What is it called when sugar cane rebels against the farmer?

The cane mutiny.

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Which word is spelled incorrectly in every dictionary?

Incorrectly

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What is a travelogue video about Berkeley called?

You See Berkeley

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Who represents the National Bicycle Tire Association?

Their spokesman

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What's going on here?

This man's wife asked him to hold his horses.

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