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Even though Julie loved history, why did she choose not be a historian?

There was no future in it.

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What did Jim do when the bully challenged him to a debate?

He just walked away, and didn't take de bait.

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Why are ticks in Rome full of love?

Because they are romantics.

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What is a nursery for babies called?

A wiggle room.

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Why was Alan not sure he liked playing trumpet in the band?

Because afterwards he felt like he blew it.

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What was the judge's response when the defendant asked for the charge to be waived?

The judge did not agree, and instead he waved it.

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What is teaching a computerized train using AI called?

Training.

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Why was the keyboard unhappy?

Because its keys were always depressed.

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What psychiatric tool is similar the noses of hippies?

Hip noses.

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How did the rose deal with the challenges of life?

It always rose to the occasion.

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What did the father buffalo say to his eldest when they parted?

Bye, son.

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Why did Bill throw a stone out of the car window whenever he made a turn?

He didn't want to leave any turn un-stoned.

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