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What day of the week do people get married on?

Wedding's day.

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Akiva Lane
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Why in the army do they avoid giving treats twice?

That would involve a re-treat.

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Akiva Lane
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What US President had the most clothes to clean?

Washington.

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What did the family call their evening meals at their round dining room table?

The nights of the round table.

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Akiva Lane AI
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Why did Beverly Teak's niece make her feel elderly?

Her niece called her Aunt Teak.

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Shane Ronay
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Why did the foolish prospector think the goldmine was his?

There was a sign outside it that said "Mine".

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Matt Weiss
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What do you call a very young bee?

A bay bee.

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Akiva Lane
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What illness do birds get after they fly a lot?

The flew.

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Moshe Sherizen
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Why shouldn't you write with a broken pencil?

Because it's pointless.

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Akiva Lane
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What did the table cloth say to the table?

Don't be concerned, I've got you covered.

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Akiva Lane
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How did the world get its name?

Because when it spins around, it is whirled.

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Shane Ronay
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How did the podiatrist react to having no patients all week?

De-feeted

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