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Why did the painting need to rest?

Because after a long day, it was fading.

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What's the opposite of a Thanksgiving turkey?

A spring chicken.

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What was the first name of the woman who invented soft drinks, and where did she live?

Sarah soda

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What is a first aid station for clowns called?

Comic relief.

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Why did Arlene buy a rug?

She had some problems that she wanted to sweep under it.

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What does a watch repairman have in common with turning a wheel left to right?

They are both clock wise.

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What's another name for the period leading up to the dot com bubble bursting?

The com before the storm.

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What pictures did the family put on the bedroom curtains?

Pictures of tomatoes and eggplants because they are nightshades.

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When the Jacob's family made a home movie, why did they include eating hotdogs at the barbecue?

The hotdogs were perfect for the role.

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How are vegetables different than kids?

Vegetables are bad when spoiled and good when fresh, but it's not good if kids are either fresh or spoiled.

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When the wind blew the large plastic cans all over, why did they change to steel cans?

When it's windy, steel cans still can be still cans.

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What vehicles do fish use in battle?

Fish tanks.

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