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Who invented tiny nails?

A guy named Brad.

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Why didn't Mike want to go to the supermarket?

He was afraid of the 'eggs aisle'.

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Why is it important to review a subject before taking a test?

Because then what you knew is re-knewed.

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Why were the wafer cookies sad?

Because their mother was away far.

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What is it called when Charlie talked with his Grandmother every week?

Tele-gram.

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Why is there a lack of neurologists?

Few have the nerve.

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What is a husband and wife called in Czechoslovakia?

Czech mate.

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Where was cheese discovered?

Curd-istan

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How did Beth feel when she finally found the cover to the pot?

She was relieved that the pot is recovered.

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Why wasn't the student's cousin able to pick her up from school?

It wasn't a pparent.

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If you threw a white stone into the Red Sea, what would it become?

Wet.

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What do you call kids eating chips?

The munch and crunch bunch.

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