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What crime does this describe?

Assault and battery.

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What do you call someone who tries to reduce the time you have to wait for doctors?

A wait lifter.

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How did Jeff feel when he lost the speech that he was going to give in an hour?

He was speechless.

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Why did the magazine publisher go to a therapist?

He had a lot of issues.

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How did Andrea feel when she was running out of her favorite red perfume?

She felt bad that she was down to her last red scent.

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What does Alexander the Great and Winnie the Pooh have in common?

Their middle name.

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What are people who work for the telephone company in Poland called?

Telephone Poles.

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Who was Karl Marx's sister, and why is she famous?

Her name was Onya, and she invented the starting pistol.

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What's the opposite of a Thanksgiving turkey?

A spring chicken.

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Why did Joe find it hard to get a date?

Because his attitudes were dated.

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Why did Betty stop eating sausage?

She thought it was the wurst.

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What do you call a Z that lost its mind?

A cra-Z.

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