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What was the weather like during the office meeting?

They were brainstorming, and then someone was thunderstruck with an insight.

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Why did Sam invest in the perfume company?

It made a lot of scents.

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What is a program called that tries to convince people to become doctors?

Indoctorinzation.

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What does getting up in the morning have to do with Newton's laws of motion?

A body at rest tends to stay at rest.

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What hour is a good time to go to the dentist?

Tooth hurty (2:30).

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Why was Sandy sure that her daughter would become an actress?

Because every time she didn't get her way, she would make a scene.

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What novel does this represent?

Frank and stein.

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What do you call a daisy with a bad sense of balance?

A whoopsie daisy.

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Why did the employee make sure he never signed his name twice?

He was concerned that if he re-signed, he'd be out of a job.

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What type of party involves guests dancing around an array of coffee tables?

A shin dig

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What did the cat - whose name was Yow - say?

Me Yow.

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What is one advantage of being indecisive?

Having the benefit of the doubt.

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