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Why were Bill's friends always calling him up?

Because his nickname was 'Up'.

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What is an example of a contact sport where nobody touches anyone else?

When people hide each others' contact lenses.

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After Joe's dog Spot ran away, why was his house cleaner?

Because it was Spot-less.

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Why did the painting need to rest?

Because after a long day, it was fading.

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What did the hotdog say to his friend the apple?

I want to be frank with you.

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What letter in the alphabet has the highest level of curiosity?

Y

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How do we know that the belt of a Knight during the Middle Ages was black?

It was in the middle of the knight.

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When a doctor displayed the brain image of a high IQ person, what was the reaction?

That it was ingenious.

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What location do these symbols refer to?

Times Square.

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Why did Jerry choose to work with the elderly?

He enjoyed other Jerry-atrics.

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What is the plural of plea?

Please.

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Because Gus Jones was so much fun to be with, what was his nickname?

Fun Gus.

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