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Why did Sally serve beef jerky at the dinner party?

It was her dry sense of humor.

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What is a movie about the letter O called?

The Vide-O's.

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What do you call a baseball player and his Rabbi?

Batman and Rabban.

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Which vegetable is best served mashed?

Squash

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What construction machine is named after a bird?

The crane.

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How is he trying to lose weight by wearing bread on his head?

It's a new loaf hat diet.

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When things are ironic, do they become funny?

No, they're steel not funny.

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How did the head of the orchestra feel when he couldn't find people to play in it?

It was disconcerting.

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Why did Jim's friends buy him a 10-foot pole?

Now he has a 10-foot pole to not touch objectionable things with.

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What do you call a group of cars that are flooded after a hurricane?

A car pool.

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What do you call a bee that does not cost money?

A free bee.

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Why the quarterback run with the ball?

When he didn't see any receivers, his original plan didn't come to pass.

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