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How do you distinguish between a numerator and denominator?

There's a fine line between the two.

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Why did Bruce breed racing deer?

He wanted to make a fast buck.

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If a staircase gave birth to a boy, what would it be?

A stepson.

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What nickname did Billy's English teacher give him because his essays were so good?

Bill of writes.

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What are the great-great grandparents of an ant called?

Ant-cestors.

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Why did the obese woman get insulted when the doctor estimated her weight?

The doctor called it a "ballpark figure".

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What would Freud say if he made a commercial?

"Let go of my ego".

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When does the weather need a therapist?

When it's raining like crazy.

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How do we know that the army of Turkey is brave?

So people know that they are not chicken.

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What do longshoremen and medical secretaries have in common?

The both work at the docs.

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What did the tree do when it felt like just a stick in the mud?

It branched out.

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How did the lawyers refer to the case of the pillow company being sued?

The pillow case.

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