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Why did Ed swim to the very bottom of his swimming pool?

He had a problem with the pool, and he wanted to get to the bottom of it.

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What's good about having a one-track mind?

You don't easily go off the rails.

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What being always acts and feels lousy?

The louse.

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Why did Ben drink Maxwell House coffee before he went parachute jumping?

He wanted to be good to the last drop.

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How did Martha react when she saw that her bank account went from minus to plus?

She saw it as a good sign.

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What illness do birds get after they fly a lot?

The flew.

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Why did Sam wear waterproof shoes to work?

It was a new job, and he was getting his feet wet.

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What is the ability of having nerves of steel called?

Nerve-ana.

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What Hebrew word does this represent?

Dati

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How is a liquor store similar to a nursery of babies?

They both have fine whines.

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To learn about choosing language for signs, what should you study?

Sign language.

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What did the hotdog say to his friend the apple?

I want to be frank with you.

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