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What kind of food does a tight-rope worker try to eat?

A well-balanced diet.

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Because Gus Jones was so much fun to be with, what was his nickname?

Fun Gus.

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Where do pharmaceuticals go that don't need a prescriptinon?

They're over the counter.

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Why did the flock of unshorn sheep keep bumping into each other?

They had the wool over their eyes

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What part of an animal allows it to conceal itself?

It's hide.

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How did the bad sergeant behave?

He was rotten to the corps.

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When Arnold found a well full of bees, why did he avoid it?

Because he wanted to be well.

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Why didn't Betty want to talk about the bed that her dog Dignity was sleeping on?

She felt it was beneath her dignity.

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How did the conversation go between a patient and the doctor who wanted him to cut down on mayonnaise?

Mayonnaise? No you may not.

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What is the name of a memoir of the day-to-day tasks of someone who milks cows?

Daily dairy diary.

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What do we have here?

Katy barred the door.

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What kind of glasses are these?

They're reading glasses.

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