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When everyone quit the baseball league except Joe, why wasn't Joe upset?

Because now he was in a league all by himself.

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How can you hold air?

By holding your breath.

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What did Alan do when he left his 5th floor apartment in the old apartment building without an elevator?

He walked down and later walked up the run-down staircase in the run-down walk-up.

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Why were socks sold in a plastic case that looked like a pear?

It was a pear of socks.

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What is a fancy expensive scale called?

Upscale.

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What is a room that has mold called?

A mush room.

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Where you can get chicken broth in bulk?

The stock market

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Where do people who want to be smuggled across a border go to?

A flee market.

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What do you call someone who is an expert about alarm clocks?

An alarmist.

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What was the problem with the rebellious beaver?

He didn't give a dam.

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Why couldn't Alan sit in a chair when he worked?

He was a stand-up comedian.

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What do you call a crockpot that is broken?

A crackpot.

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