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Why does this horse always give leg cramps to its riders?

His name is Charley.

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What will happen if the San Andreas Fault causes an earthquake?

It will be covered by no-fault insurance.

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Why was the ballet teacher considered to be so good?

She really kept her students on their toes.

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Why did Fred often touch the four quarters he kept in his pocket?

To remind himself that sometimes change is hard.

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Why were Adam and Eve punished when they ate from the tree of knowledge?

They were told it was a no know.

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How did Sam's parents react when he threw the cereal in the garbage without eating it.

They said he was a cereal killer.

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What is a required course for train designers?

Pullmonology

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What nickname did Billy's English teacher give him because his essays were so good?

Bill of writes.

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Why did the leopard go the empty parking lot and go from one parking space to another?

It wanted to prove wrong those said it couldn't change its spots.

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What position in the armed forces is just below Marine?

Submarine.

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Why did Jim put paper money into the stream?

His accountant said he needed better cash flow.

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How did the truck driver carrying marble slabs feel when the truck overturned?

He felt like he was losing his marbles.

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