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What do you call a collection for money to plant bushes?

A hedge fund.

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What is an experimental program to teach people to fly, called?

A pilot pilot program.

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What do you call a tree with poems attached to it?

Poet tree.

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Why did Phil stop turning around?

Because every time he turned around, another year went by.

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What do you call someone who is an expert at choosing clocks for counter-tops?

Counter clock wise.

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What happens to an illegally parked frog?

Toad.

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What is the result of a person being cold to others?

He becomes ice-olated.

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If a window was put into the neck of the Statue of Liberty, what would it be called?

A pane in the neck.

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What do you call the owner of a curtain ring company?

The ringleader

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Why does the world have problems?

Because it is bi-polar.

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What can you take, and still leave things where they are?

Take a walk, take a nap, take a look, take a break, take a picture, and take a shower.

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What is the opposite of an 'out voice', and what must be done with it?

An invoice, and it must be paid.

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