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What 2 letters are similar to jealousy?

NV

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Do cows generally live alone?

It's generally un-herd of.

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What are earings called that are in the shape of pears?

A pear of earrings.

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Why didn't the entrepreneur's projects succeed?

Because they never made cents.

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What is this person doing?

He is calling a spade a spade.

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What does Leonard Bernstein and copper have in common?

They are both good conductors.

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How did Emma feel when she had a dream during a nap that she was elected president?

It felt like a power nap.

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What do geese and cars have in common?

They both honk.

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How do you describe the protesters living in tents in front of City Hall?

A tent city in a tense city.

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What is an intricate fear of clusters of buildings called?

A complex complex complex.

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Why wasn't Lucy happy about her schedule?

Because she was so busy, it wasn't funny.

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When Jerry looked at his legs, how did he know that he was eating too much?

His calves had become cows.

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