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Why is ethics like art?

You have to know where to draw the line.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Maxine buy the more expensive bed?

It was bedder.

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Akiva Lane
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Was there any limit to how good the costumes would be at the costume ball?

Disguise the limit.

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What did the sculptor do before he sculpted the subject's head?

He had to plan a head.

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Akiva Lane
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What do you do when you first feel an itch?

You start from scratch.

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Miriam Lane
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Why was the math book sad?

Because it had so many problems.

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What happened when a tree doctor put the bark of an oak tree on a maple tree?

It didn't work, because he was barking up the wrong tree.

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In what room of a school are things re-created?

In the recreation room.

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Shane Ronay
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What is a risk of driving an electric car?

Being charged with battery.

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What was the problem with the rebellious beaver?

He didn't give a dam.

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Why did the student study outside in the cold?

Because he wanted to learn the subject cold.

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How do you describe a fantastic egg?

Egg-cellent, egg-ceptional, and egg-stroadinary.

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