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What did the midwife say to the woman starting to give birth?

Please bear with me.

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Why couldn't the broken piano get into the house?

It was missing the keys.

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What would be the result if you used incense made from mushrooms?

A mushroom cloud.

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Where can you buy black markers?

The black market.

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What is true about most of the of fish in Paris?

They are in Seine

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Why is rationalizing worse than we think?

It uses rational lies.

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What did the publishing company name itself that set up shop in an old basketball court?

Full Court Press.

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Why did men find it difficult to understand what Abigail Terious was all out?

She was Miss-terious.

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What happened when someone bumped into Billy, causing him to drop his piggy bank into the river?

He was left cents-less.

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What award did Frank Lloyd Wright win with this design?

A stairing contest

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The new movie about RVs should be a good one.

I saw the trailer.

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After reading the news each day, what is the main question that can occur to you?

What can explain the second half of the word 'mankind'?

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