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When John proposed to Joan, what playing card did he look like to Joan?

The King of Hearts.

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How did the English teacher teach the class spelling?

She cast them under her spell.

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Is basting a real stitch?

Mmm...sew-sew.

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What is a repairman that fixes clocks called?

A tik-tok doc.

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What happened to Bill's plan to see everyone as a 10 out of 10 in all areas?

He found it untenable.

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What do reptiles and music have in common?

They both have scales.

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Why did the publisher make wide margins when printing the Book of the Prophets?

He wanted wide Prophet margins.

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What do cats sing?

Mew sic.

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Why couldn't serfs get ahead during the Middle Ages?

Life was feudal.

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What is the exact enrollment at the Carmelite Convent?

Nun

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What hair style is named after the hair of a horse?

Pony tail.

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How did this person respond when asked how they're doing?

Doing well, thank you.

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