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How did Max feel about pulling his old couch to the junkyard?

It was such a drag.

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Why did the mint chocolate candies look so fresh and clean?

Because they were in mint condition.

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What animal is like an ant that gets married without a wedding?

Antelope.

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Why did Superman's fruit bowl remind him of football?

It was a super bowl.

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How did Beth feel about all the knots in her hair?

She was knot happy.

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What is a tavern called that only serves chocolate liqueur?

A chocolate bar.

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What can you say about a book describing the Basement Museum?

It's a best celler.

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Which fruit has a Y chromosome?

BOYSenberries

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What is not a good season for Rome?

Fall.

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When the wind blew the large plastic cans all over, why did they change to steel cans?

When it's windy, steel cans still can be still cans.

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What did the hotdog say to his friend the apple?

I want to be frank with you.

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Which internal organ has the most audacity?

The gall bladder.

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