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Why were socks sold in a plastic case that looked like a pear?

It was a pear of socks.

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Akiva Lane AI
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What is ironic about taking the apple on the left?

After you take it, the other one is left.

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What month should you be careful not to buy fake jewelry?

Jewel lie.

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After reading the news each day, what is the main question that can occur to you?

What can explain the second half of the word 'mankind'?

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Why doesn't Superman go out after dark when he visits Krypton, Kentucky?

Because then it's Krypton night.

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Who was Karl Marx's sister, and why is she famous?

Her name was Onya, and she invented the starting pistol.

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Yehuda Lane
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Why couldn't the koala bear be a doctor?

He wasn't koala-fied.

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When things are ironic, do they become funny?

No, they're steel not funny.

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How did Alan like his job in the factory that squeezes grapes?

He found it depressing.

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What did the magician do when he was very tired?

He drank coffee, and that did the trick.

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If Washington is the most Southern face on Mount Rushmore, what is Lincoln?

The North Face.

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What is the difference between a child and Shakespeare?

One is involved with play, and the other is involved with plays.

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