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What do labor unions have to do with your son's friends sleeping over?

Boy cots.

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Why did Arnold start a company that makes shovels?

He wanted to do well in spades.

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Who did Yvonne go to in order to take care of her eye tic?

A tic doc.

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In what room of a school are things re-created?

In the recreation room.

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Why was this a big seller?

It is candy.

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What special symbol weighs more than any other?

The pound.

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What is a jacket without curves?

A strait jacket.

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What did the young man and woman eskimos have to do on their first date?

Break the ice.

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How do you wake up bread?

You make it rise.

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Which window specialty focuses on commercial accounts?

Pane Management specialists.

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What aunt disagrees about everything?

Aunt Tithesis

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What do you call someone who is an expert about alarm clocks?

An alarmist.

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