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How did Madam Sonia become a fortune teller?

By "chants"

1996

What color coat is like a bee?

A yellow jacket.

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When you put smart technology into a house, what does it become?

Aware house.

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What did the therapist tell Francine?

Her problems were all in her head.

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How do we know that the amount of seeds in a pear is an even number?

They come in pears.

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On what floor of a building do workers grind wheat into flour?

The ground floor.

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How do telephone operators work together?

They co-operate.

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What kind of art do father's like?

Pop art.

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What is the difference between an elephant and a car?

One has the trunk in the front, and the other has the trunk in the back.

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What is the trend called where people take pieces of coal with them on dates?

Carbon dating.

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How did Becky feel about hot dogs?

She felt they were the wurst.

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How holy did Bill feel that Heaven is?

He felt it was wholly holy.

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