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After Joe's dog Spot ran away, why was his house cleaner?

Because it was Spot-less.

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How do we know that the ancient Egyptians were not honest?

They were into pyramid schemes.

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How did the English teacher teach the class spelling?

She cast them under her spell.

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Why do people in the Czech capital feel priviledged?

They're used to their Prague-ative.

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What was it called when Grace tossed a pea pod to someone she wanted to stop arguing with?

A pod cast to start a peas process.

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What do you call an eating contest to see who can eat the fastest?

The gulp war.

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How did Beth feel about all the knots in her hair?

She was knot happy.

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Why did Dan double the size of the pockets on his pants?

He was told that to afford everything, he needed deep pockets.

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Why did Arlene dislike washing the dishes?

It gave her a sinking feeling.

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Why did Marsha like to read on the steps of the NY Public Library?

She believed that for meaning, you have to read between the lions.

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Why should we be very cautious about being cynical?

Its first syllable is sin.

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What is MOM spelled upside down?

WOW!

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