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Is the legend about how Arthur became king actually true?

Sword of.

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What do people say when they think something you said is not funny?

Very funny.

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How did this farmer increase his bottom line?

He added a new machine to cut celeries.

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What are axes that are used by criminals called?

Axes of Evil.

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Why is the Garden of Eden called 'Gan Eden' in Hebrew?

Because before they knew it, it was 'gone'.

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Why did Arnold fly in a plane over the North Pole?

He wanted to get over a cold.

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How did the baseball player have a family meal?

He sat at his home plate.

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What kind of cats are good at imitating?

Copy cats.

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Why are there so many types of Asian cuisine?

For different woks of life.

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What do sales people do when they make big sales?

They have a sell-abration.

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What phrase both applies and does not apply to the Titanic?

"Icy" does apply. 'I see" does not apply.

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What did Arnie lose, that made him unable to speak?

He lost his voice.

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