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Why didn't Joe like running at the track?

He felt like he was just running around in circles.

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What did the lady on the subway say when a panhandler asked for a donation?

Sorry, I'm strapped at the moment.

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How do spiders find food to eat?

They look on the web.

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How could one describe all the things that Bob disliked?

Each is a version of a different aversion.

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Why are weddings often done under canopies?

To say that marriage is in tents.

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Why didn't the group of doctors sit down?

They didn't want to be sitting docs.

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How did Beverly feel with all the dirty dishes in the sink?

Dish-organized.

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What is it called when cars protest public lies by honking their horns?

Taking the bull by the horns.

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Where do pharmaceuticals go that don't need a prescriptinon?

They're over the counter.

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What Hebrew word does this represent?

Dati

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How did Dr. Frankenstein end up putting the wrong brain in body he built?

It was a no-brainer.

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What can you take when you're tired?

You can take a nap or you can take a break.

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