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What did one wrestler say to the other?

I'm only choking.

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What is Barry the Smurf's nickname?

Blue Barry

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What is the air-conditioning system in a baseball stadium called?

Baseball fans.

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What did the wagon driver call his story about his horse that wouldn't slow down?

Tales of woah.

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Gaucho Marx

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Why was Arnold arguing with his stomach?

Because he ate something that didn't agree with him.

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How did Jeremy deal with his desire to see the whole world?

He realized that roam wasn't built in a day.

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What is it called when a government tries to get support by giving things away for free?

A free-for-all.

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What do you say to a friend who is trying to uproot a tree

I'm rooting for you.

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When does the weather need a therapist?

When it's raining like crazy.

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Why was there a rainbow after the flood of Noah's ark?

Because he passed with flying colors.

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What part of a computer screen doesn't speak so nicely?

The cursor.

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