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What does this represent?

Too much of a good thing.

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Why did Milton Berle say he is going to stop turning around?

Because every time he turns around, another year goes by.

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How could one describe all the things that Bob disliked?

Each is a version of a different aversion.

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What happened after the US dropped atom bombs on Japan?

There was a baby boom.

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What did the Mayor say when the workers put street signs upside down?

This is not a good sign.

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When Nancy suggested putting grated cheese on the salad, what was everyone's reaction?

They thought it was grate.

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How do we know that the belt of a Knight during the Middle Ages was black?

It was in the middle of the knight.

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When is door not a door?

When it's ajar.

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How do you describe that the bark of a tree doesn't taste as good as its fruit?

It's bark is worse than it's bite.

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Why didn't Billy mind being punished by staying alone in the class after school?

He felt like he was in a class all by himself.

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Why is rationalizing worse than we think?

It uses rational lies.

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How do you describe a seagull that believes everything you say?

Gullible.

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