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What is the letter O called when it acts strange?

A weirdo.

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A son of a gun.

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What happend when Max tripped over the boxes of glass jars?

He found it jarring.

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Why couldn't Joe say the phrase "A cyclone that looks like a tongue."

Because it was a tongue twister.

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What did the new doctor say to the retiring doctor whose practice he bought?

Thanks for your patients.

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How do some people react when seeing a bee colony this large?

Thjey get the hives

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Why is ethics like art?

You have to know where to draw the line.

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What dinosaur has a good vocabulary?

The thesaurus.

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Is the legend about how Arthur became king actually true?

Sword of.

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What is interesting about this group of words?

It seems to be a family where all the members have similar problems.

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Why did Fred buy stock in the perfume company?

The way they made cents from their scents made sense.

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What is the motto of the National Lactose Intolerance Association?

No Whey!

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