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How did they describe the situation where the band's bass players were drunk?

The basses were loaded.

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What is a bathroom called that has no bath?

A bathroom.

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Why should we have more appreciation for street contractors?

Because they pave the way for us.

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What is a sink filled with dirty dishes called?

Dish-sheveled.

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How did the small piece of wood feel when there was nothing to do?

It was a little board.

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What rap singer also told puns?

Rapunzel

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What would you name a story about someone took over a singing group?

To acquire a choir.

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What can you say about a bagel with a very large hole?

It's hole is bigger than the sum of its parts.

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What are these signs called?

Dollar signs.

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Why did the bakery shoot their cake up in a rocket ship?

They want to say their cake is out-of-this-world.

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How did the teacher feel about the dry-erase white board.

He thought it was remarkable.

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What number does a train say?

Two - Two.

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