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Why are the tops of mountains called 'peaks'?

Because they peek at us from a distance.

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What do you call a retired explorer?

An ex-plorer.

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What kind of phone do prisoners use?

Cell phones.

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What do you call a very long line?

A line's den.

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When the nerve cell tells the muscle cell to contract, what is the muscle cell's reaction?

You have some nerve!

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What is this man doing?

He's taking a shower.

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Why don't gluten-free people consume wheat?

It goes against their grain.

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Where did Melinda keep information about doctors and medicine?

In her 'docs' folder on her computer.

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How did Sam and Betty describe that they walked on a different path in the woods every day?

Roam wasn't built in a day.

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What fruit did the restaurant serve to young couples getting to know each other?

Dates.

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What can you say about someone who thinks he will make a lot of money playing dice?

He's in a fool's para-dice.

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What did the first humans say to each other?

"You man".

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