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Jason Hernandez is 7'3", and wears the largest shoes in the world..

That's quite a feet.

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Why did Bill eat ice cream every day?

It cooled him down when so many things made his blood boil.

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Is the author the main person who can edit the book they wrote?

Yes, that is the main person who is author eyes'd.

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What will happen if the San Andreas Fault causes an earthquake?

It will be covered by no-fault insurance.

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How do you describe an exciting job in advertising?

It's an ad-venture.

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What is a course called where you learn to be a doctor with material you get in the mail?

A post doctorate.

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What do you have when you remove the red lines?

love

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What psychiatric tool is similar the noses of hippies?

Hip noses.

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What do you call a President that is also a dentist?

President-ist.

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why did the man make window blinds from potato peels?

He heard they were a nightshade.

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Why did Arnold start a company that makes shovels?

He wanted to do well in spades.

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What is an expert in making signs called?

A sign-tist.

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