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Who is Darth Vader's wife?

Her name is Ellie Vader - she really uplifts him.

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Akiva Lane
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How did Sam feel when he left the Far East?

He felt dis-oriented.

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What was the result of Joe not having enough self-control with eating?

He found that it was a big waist.

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What is a pile of cats called?

A meow-ntain

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What was the computer monitor's New Year's resolution?

1920 X 1080, same as the year before.

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What is MOM spelled upside down?

WOW!

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Why was the baker happy?

Because he had all that he kneaded.

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What happens every year in the universe?

We celebrate its universe-ary.

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Why did Martha feel so tired, that she felt like the back of a car?

She was exhausted, and two tired.

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Is there anything absolute about families?

It's all relative.

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Why did the light bulb have emotional problems?

Because it was turned off.

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What are 3 trees called?

A tree-some.

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