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Why did Jon quit his job at the marble quarry?

He was always between a rock and a hard place.

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What are the 2 most agreeable letters?

OK

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How are computer disk drives different than car traffic?

It's good when disk drives are backed up, but it's not good when traffic is backed up.

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What do you call a school with just a few students?

A minuscule mini-school.

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How much does it cost to swim with sharks?

An arm and a leg.

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How did the word 'hour' get its name?

Because it is 'ours' to do with as we choose.

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How did the trampoline team feel about being behind in the World championships?

They were sure they were going to bounce back.

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Why is this wild cat upset?

He was told that cheetahs never prosper.

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What happened when Anne went to the used watch store to fix her watch?

She got a second hand second hand.

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What happend when Max tripped over the boxes of glass jars?

He found it jarring.

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Why did Bill's tongue always hurt?

Every time he wanted to say something that he shouldn't say, he bit his tongue.

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How do you describe someone who is scared about a plane he is about to get on?

He has reservations about the reservation.

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