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Shane Ronay
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How to summarize a person's life after being convicted of a crime?

Con descending.

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Akiva Lane
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Why was Fran getting sea-sick using her computer?

Because everything was on her sea drive.

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What is the prettiest angle?

The acute angle.

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Shane Ronay
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How are acute infections treated?

Doctors say, "Awwww" and give the patient a hug.

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Yehuda Lane
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How do cows buy things?

Through a cattle-log.

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How do Mr. & Mrs. Deer say hello to each other?

Hello Dear.

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What do you call a scientist who measures how big things are?

A size-mologist.

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What are some things a person can do if they are stuck thinking about the past?

The can buy 'presents' for other people, or go to a river and look at the 'current'.

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Why did the employee make sure he never signed his name twice?

He was concerned that if he re-signed, he'd be out of a job.

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What does a popular website have in common with a highway at rush hour?

They both have a lot of traffic.

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Akiva Lane AI
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What happened when Gary tried to play piano by ear?

He decided it's better to play with his hands.

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Shayna Lane
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What was King Louis the XV referring to when he said, 'After me the flood'?

The rain of terror.

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