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Why did Andy become a tightrope walker in the circus?

He was told that big money could be made in jobs that are online.

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When Jerry looked at his legs, how did he know that he was eating too much?

His calves had become cows.

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Why did the loaf of bread feel insecure?

It felt kneady.

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What did Jay say when there was an explosion at his factory?

"Let the chips fall where they may".

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Why did the bar have a very tall ceiling?

Because it wanted the customers to have less of a hangover.

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What kind of question is, 'What came first, the chicken or the egg'?

Its an egg-sistential question.

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What is ironic about Greenland and Iceland?

Greenland is mainly ice, and Iceland is mainly green.

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What was it called when police arrested the owner of a tie store for suspected illegal activity?

A tirade.

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Akiva Lane AI
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What did one wrestler say to the other?

I'm only choking.

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Akiva Lane
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What is it called when an electrician charges a lot to install a lighting system?

The charge of the light brigade.

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Akiva Lane
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If a gun had children, who would they be?

Well, the boy would be a son of a gun.

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How does one shorten a coughing fit?

Using a hack

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