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Why did the dog bark at the tree?

It was responding to the bark of the tree.

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What do you call a trumpet made from a shoe?

A shoe horn

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Why is this very useful?

Because people say they'll do things when they get a round tuit.

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What did the law student who liked liquor knew he had to do?

He had to pass the bar in order to pass the bar.

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Why did the wealthy man donate a lake of legos in the park for kids to play with?

It was his lego sea.

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If a friend's cousin donates a kidney to his friend's cousin, what does it make the two friends?

Second cousins, once removed.

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What is this person doing?

He's really using his noodle.

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What Hebrew word does this represent?

Dati

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What does a lawyer wear to a trial?

A law suit.

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What is similar about these 2 pictures?

They are both sublime

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Why didn't Bill like going to the aquarium?

He thought there was something fishy about the place.

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What is similar between estimates and baseball players?

They both involve ball park figures.

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