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Why did Jim write a last will and testament?

Because where there is a will there's a way.

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Why did Richard have someone throw his clothes from a plane and watch as they fell?

He felt it was best to spot your clothes before washing them.

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What happens to a person whose drinking leads him to committing crimes?

He goes from drinking bars to jail bars.

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How did the sergeant know that he could take all the blankets that were needed?

He had blanket permission.

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What are building blocks made from sim cards called?

Sim City.

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How did the baseball player have a family meal?

He sat at his home plate.

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Can a person who complains all the time be a vegetarian?

No, because he always has a beef.

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What does Shakespeare getting sick have to do with feeling angry at someone?

ILL WILL.

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What is happening here?

Eve is giving Adam an Apple iPhone.

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Why didn't Bill like going to malls?

He felt that if you see one, you see the mall.

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What's the motto of a clothing maker that encourages young men to wear vests?

Go vest, young man, go vest.

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What was James Bond's nickname when he travelled a lot?

Vaga Bond

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