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Why did Arlene bring lipstick and eye shadow to school?

She had a make-up exam.

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Why was the air traffic contoller fired?

Because he didn't know what was flying.

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Will the door squeak when it's opened and closed?

That hinges on whether it is oiled.

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What would happen if Finland closed its borders?

People wouldn't be able to cross the Finnish line.

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Bill needed to pick a password 8 characters long, so what did he choose?

He chose the 8 character password: "Show-White-and-the-7-dwarves"

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A picture worth a thousand words.

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What is it called when a leak is fixed in the ceiling?

Sealing the ceiling.

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Why is the centipede considered one of the strongest of insects?

It takes a while until it is on its last legs.

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Why was Bill on the lookout for turnips?

He didn't know when they might turn up.

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What do you call a theatre with chickens?

Fowl play.

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How can we summarize that Bill ruined his life because of a gambling addiction?

He threw away paradise for a pair of dice.

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What kind of tea protects you when you buy something?

Warren Tea.

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