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What would be the result if you used incense made from mushrooms?

A mushroom cloud.

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How did Jim feel when he walked barefoot on seashells at the beach?

He was shell shocked.

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Why was Bill hesitant to have a rock band play on his yacht?

He was always told it's not good to rock the boat.

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When you trade in an old bike for a new bike, what is that called?

Re-cycling.

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Why did the priest act so differently in church?

It was his altar ego

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What do psychologists and accountants both say?

It's important to be positive.

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How are banks like trees?

They both have branches.

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Why did the police arrest the comedian?

Because he was a riot.

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Why did Sam wear waterproof shoes to work?

It was a new job, and he was getting his feet wet.

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why did the man make window blinds from potato peels?

He heard they were a nightshade.

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What nationality is known for always completing tasks?

The Finnish.

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How did the word 'hour' get its name?

Because it is 'ours' to do with as we choose.

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