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How did workers feel about going out on strike?

They felt the labor pains would give birth to a better situation.

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In 1900 two brothers tried to make an airplane, why did they fail?

Because they were the wrong brothers.

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What type of log is slow and delayed?

The back-log.

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What ring weight absolutely nothing?

The ring tone of a phone.

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Why did the mother agree to carry her crying child?

To have a walking, crying child would be too pre-carry-us.

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What do you call someone who steals dishes?

Dish-honest.

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What line is the conclusion?

The bottom line.

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Why couldn't Joe say the phrase "A cyclone that looks like a tongue."

Because it was a tongue twister.

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What is the message of a clock with wings?

That time flies.

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What kind of insect has a name that indicates that it's always running away?

The flea.

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Why didn't Pharaoh believe anything Moses said?

It was in a State of de Nile.

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What is it called when a person gets tired easily from being overweight?

Fatigue.

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