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What would one say when learning how a skunk's odor is produced?

That makes scents.

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Why did Martha feel bad for her calendar?

Because its days are numbered.

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What expression refers to an insect in the late spring?

Bee that as it May.

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Since the hamburger was behind in the race, how could it win?

It needed to ketchup.

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Why did the mother agree to carry her crying child?

To have a walking, crying child would be too pre-carry-us.

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What does a lawyer and someone who gave up liquor have it common?

They both passed the bar.

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Why did the caveman knock rocks together?

To make rock music.

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What did the waiter say when the customer sent the food back to the kitchen?

Thanks for the feedback.

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How are banks like trees?

They both have branches.

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How did Marty react when he inherited a banana plantation from his uncle?

He went bananas.

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What's the motto of a clothing maker that encourages young men to wear vests?

Go vest, young man, go vest.

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What did county workers accomplish with this sign?

A bee-line.

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