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How was Bob able to eat donuts so quickly?

He was good at out-of-the-box thinking.

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When Max ate fish, and the peeling paint fell into his food, what did he call the meal?

Fish and chips.

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What was Bill's nickname after he was able to drive to avoid the tornado?

Mister "missed the twister".

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What's good about using lion bookends?

Then you can read between the lions.

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What mid-Western US city is named after small apples?

Mini-apples.

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What is as important as a good watch dog?

A good CAT scan

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What was a misunderstanding between Bill and his wife?

She asked for toilet water for her birthday, and he didn't know it meant perfume.

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Even though Julie loved history, why did she choose not be a historian?

There was no future in it.

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What ancient city was named after the wife of Uncle Ock?

Antioch

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What kind of room is a fungus?

A mushroom.

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Why don't ATM machines provide quarters?

It doesn't make cents.

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Why did the waiter in the restaurant need to calm down and have patience?

He didn't want people to say he couldn't wait.

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