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What should you avoid pressing when near a cliff?

The press-ipice.

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What was Karl Marx and his brother called?

The Marx brothers.

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Why did Amanda stare at gifts before opening them up?

Her friends told her she should focus more on the present.

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What can we say about the liberty bell?

It IS what it is cracked up to be.

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Why did Marty want to be an electrician?

He thought it would be an electrifying experience.

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Why couldn't the broken piano get into the house?

It was missing the keys.

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Which country makes the best pan-seared steaks?

Sear-ya.

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Why was the uncle's wife nervous?

She was feeling 'auntsy'.

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Why was the farm worker disappointed?

He thought he was promised a good salary, but they gave him a good celery.

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Why did the Mexican man take anti-anxiety medication?

For hispanic attacks.

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What fish did Rivka Chovey become like when her brother had children?

She became Aunt Chovey.

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How did Gary build a successful drainpipe business?

Having his mind in the gutter.

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