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What do attorneys wear to court when representing clients?

Their law suits.

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When Mitchel lost money in a risky investment, why did he feel like his clean suit?

Because they had both been taken to the cleaners.

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What can we drink to get rid of the golden calf within us?

De-calf coffee.

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What did the lottery operator do when a group of actors won the lottery?

She counted her lucky stars.

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Why did Bill's moving company shake the furniture as they moved it?

Because they wanted to be movers and shakers.

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Shane Ronay
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What do we have here?

Katy barred the door.

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Why did Lucy buy poppies from the florist?

It was Father's Day, and she bought flowers for her pop.

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If FedEx merged with UPS, what would the new company be called?

Fed Up.

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Why was Walt Disney happy after visiting Mickey Mouse in the hospital?

Because he saw that Mickey was very animated.

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What is this?

Rock and roll.

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Why did Bill want his wife to make pie without sugar?

His sweetie pie's pie was sweet enough.

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Why did Betty buy a very large plate?

Because she had so many things on her plate.

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