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Why do UN ambassadors stay so healthy?

Diplomatic Immunity

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Akiva Lane
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What does a lawyer and someone who gave up liquor have it common?

They both passed the bar.

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Why are people who used to be perts very smart?

Because they are ex-perts.

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What did the baseball park do when their antique organ stopped working?

They found an organ donor.

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Shane Ronay
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Did this school receive its name on purpose?

No, by occident.

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Akiva Lane
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How did Jerry feel about missing out on the sale to learn kick-boxing for a year for free?

He could have kicked himself.

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Why did Sara like cream cheese with her lox?

It was the key and combination that unlocked the taste of the lox.

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Why did this guy think he'd be good at bartending?

He came from a "pour" family.

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Why did Bill's moving company shake the furniture as they moved it?

Because they wanted to be movers and shakers.

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What did the grapes say when they were stepped on?

Nothing, they just let out a little wine.

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What is the Sherlock Holmes story where he solves the mystery of the missing pillow?

The pillow case.

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What does a car say when you fill it up with gas?

Tanks.

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