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What city in the universe is where you can get a good education?

Universe City.

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What do you call a chemical that makes you laugh?

A comical chemical.

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Why were the angels that were getting married so happy?

It was a marriage made in heaven.

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Why did Bill's tongue always hurt?

Every time he wanted to say something that he shouldn't say, he bit his tongue.

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To learn about choosing language for signs, what should you study?

Sign language.

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What is a large pair of glasses called with lots of people looking at it?

A public spectacle.

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Why didn't the small hotel want to let the motorcycle gang stay there?

The youth hostel didn't want hostile youth.

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What is it called when someone decides not to do costmetic surgery on their face?

They're doing an about face about their face.

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What was James Bond's nickname when he travelled a lot?

Vaga Bond

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What is a movie about the letter O called?

The Vide-O's.

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Why did this make Mike confused?

He didn't know if it was a scissors or a pair of scissors.

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Why did Oliver sit on a ball in his office?

He wanted to show that he was really on the ball.

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