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How is your mother's annoying baby sister similar to a city in Western Europe?

They're both aunt twerps.

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What is used to lubricate the joints of a robot?

Elbow grease.

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Why did Jim's friends buy him a 10-foot pole?

Now he has a 10-foot pole to not touch objectionable things with.

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What does eating hot food and sneezing have in common?

They are both hot chews.

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What's good advice when photographing celestial beings?

Be sure you get the best angel.

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Why didn't the cat go to the doctor?

It was feline fine.

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How did Gary build a successful drainpipe business?

Having his mind in the gutter.

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Since the hamburger was behind in the race, how could it win?

It needed to ketchup.

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What is it called if a person agrees in order to get something in return?

A greed.

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Yes, it's on the house.

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When Jerry looked at his legs, how did he know that he was eating too much?

His calves had become cows.

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What happens to the toy drones that start by themselves?

They're flying off the shelves.

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