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What are the benefits of having a sense of wonder (one-der)?

It can help you feel at 'one' with everything.

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Why did Samantha always try to keep busy?

She didn't want to be guilty of idle worship.

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What is a course called where you learn to be a doctor with material you get in the mail?

A post doctorate.

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Why did the waiter in the restaurant need to calm down and have patience?

He didn't want people to say he couldn't wait.

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What are lost and found items displayed on a basketball court?

Small claims court.

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How did Bill's body respond when he was insulted?

He felt knocked off his feet, he felt hit in the head, he took it as an affront, and was taken aback.

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What do you call software whose sales are flat?

Flatware

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What do you say about someone who buys cheap candy that causes them to gain weight?

Penny wise and pound foolish.

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Why was Fred looking to join another acting company?

He was ready for the next stage.

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What did the English actor say when asked if this image could be in England?

Yes, that's my queue.

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What was the runner chasing after?

He was trying to catch his breath.

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What does a very cooked steak and a great book have in common?

They are both well done.

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