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Why do electricians monitor the news so closely?

To keep current.

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Akiva Lane
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What do call someone who is very stitious?

Superstitious.

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Shane Ronay
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How is he trying to lose weight by wearing bread on his head?

It's a new loaf hat diet.

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Did Steve really buy this antique violin for only $5?

Yes, and with no strings attached!

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What water do athletes drink when they use the trampoline?

Spring water.

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What paragraph does Ron Desantis add to every contract?

A DeSantis clause.

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Akiva Lane AI
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What were the backyards called that were shared between 9 houses?

The whole 9 yards.

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Why did Jill avoid slapping the bottom of the boulder in the park?

She didn't want to hit rock bottom.

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What is it called when athletes learn to do the high jump?

Spring training.

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What is the name of a memoir of the day-to-day tasks of someone who milks cows?

Daily dairy diary.

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What hour is a good time to go to the dentist?

Tooth hurty (2:30).

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Which dog breed enjoys a traditional Jewish breakfast?

Beagles

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