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Why was there a rainbow after the flood of Noah's ark?

Because he passed with flying colors.

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Why in the army do they avoid giving treats twice?

That would involve a re-treat.

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What kind of phone do prisoners use?

Cell phones.

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How do you describe someone who is scared about a plane he is about to get on?

He has reservations about the reservation.

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What do you call a bat that makes short, periodic dinging noises?

A dingbat.

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What's worse than a strong reprimand?

An icy stair.

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What is a Tyrannosaurus Rex that is nervous?

A nervous Rex.

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Why did the family put a big painting in their living room?

They wanted to get better at seeing the big picture.

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What type of party involves guests dancing around an array of coffee tables?

A shin dig

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Why did the waiter in the restaurant need to calm down and have patience?

He didn't want people to say he couldn't wait.

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What do you get after you finish sleeping?

You get up.

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Why did Kay feel that she could do whatever she wanted?

Because whenever she did something strange, people would say Oh Kay!

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