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What is someone called who tunes the instruments for an opera house?

An opera tunist.

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Shane Ronay
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Why do some people seem to find things out before others?

They're member of the heard.

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Akiva Lane
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What do you get after you finish sleeping?

You get up.

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Shane Ronay
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What demonstrated Rover's loyalty most?

He'd jump through hoops.

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Why did the maple tree feel bad?

When people took its maple syrup, it felt like such a sap, and it sapped its energy.

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Yitzchak Berger
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Why was Fred very good at sleeping?

He could do it with his eyes closed.

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Shane Ronay
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What do you call someone from New England who likes to scribble?

Yankee Doodle

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Akiva Lane
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How did Billy feel when the cookies got smashed?

He felt crummy.

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What relative did Bill Royd name the phone operating system after?

Aunt Royd.

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Why did Beth and Charlie spend their vacation in a run down motel?

The other places were full, and this was a last resort.

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How did the mouse avoid the mousetrap?

He just squeaked by.

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Why did Jerry Teck become a computer programmer?

Because people always said to him 'Hi Teck'.

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