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How does the bee feel about its beehive?

It feels like it bee-longs.

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Shane Ronay
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Why did the dermatologist find a new job?

He was getting rash with his patients

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Akiva Lane
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What are the coolest inventions?

The air conditioner and the refrigerator.

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Akiva Lane
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If you take a pleated skirt, and take the pleats out, what does it become?

Depleted.

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Akiva Lane
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What computer activity is similar to buying a new pair of boots?

Re-booting.

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What food is good for protecting a house?

Lox.

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What does a casual dresser and DNA have in common?

Jeans.

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Why did the tight-rope walker wear warm shoes?

He was concerned about getting cold feet.

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Shane Ronay
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How are marriage and divorce similar?

In both cases, you tie a knot / not.

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Akiva Lane
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What does someone say to a friend who he thinks is too optimistic?

You topian!

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Akiva Lane
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How could one describe all the things that Bob disliked?

Each is a version of a different aversion.

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Why did Mother Goose's child stay home from school?

It was a lame duck.

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