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What is a drug store located in an attic called?

A drug attic.

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How to refer to someone who suddenly became a grandmother?

An Instagram

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How did the "Closed" sign read at the smoke shop?

Close...but no cigar!

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How do you describe the importance of making a will to clarify issues of inheritance?

Will power.

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Are very cold and very hot temperatures unhealthy?

It's just a matter of degree.

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What are these soldiers doing?

Trying to keep their chin-ups.

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Why couldn't the broken piano get into the house?

It was missing the keys.

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How did Jerry feel about missing out on the sale to learn kick-boxing for a year for free?

He could have kicked himself.

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When Andrea lost her ring, what did her husband suggest?

Try calling it, and see if it rings.

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How do authorities in England express their appreciation for the public maintaining orderly lines?

They say, "ThanQueue

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Why did the ant and the antelope like each other?

Because they were on the same page.

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What was the longest mistake in history?

The Roman Error, it lasted 500 years.

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