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Why was Betty so surprised when a blue car drove up and her friend stepped out?

Because it came out of the blue.

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Why is it so easy to feel relaxed while using the internet?

Because so many websites have 'dot calm' in their name.

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Why is the word 'laptop' misleading?

It shouldn't be used on the lap, because of the heat and radiation it generates to the body.

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What is a party where everyone is treated equally.

A democratic party.

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How did the podiatrist react to having no patients all week?

De-feeted

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Why did the sergeant give his troops sticks of glue?

As a message that they should to stick together.

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Why didn't Maxine like using coupons that could be torn out of magazines?

She thought they were a rip-off.

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Why was the king nauseous?

Because the people were revolting.

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What part of Queens, New York needs the most water?

Flushing.

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How did cell phones get their name?

Because if we're not careful, they can imprison us.

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What is the lesson of daylight savings time?

If clocks can change, so can we.

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How do trees feel in the spring?

After the winter, they felt releaved.

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