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Akiva Lane
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When a foreman has a child, what does he become?

A forefather.

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Akiva Lane
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What is it called if a person agrees in order to get something in return?

A greed.

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Shayna Lane
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How does someone feel after they eat peas?

They feel peas-ful.

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How do we always know who a child's mother is?

When she is pregnant and gives birth, it's apparent.

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Why did Phil stop turning around?

Because every time he turned around, another year went by.

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Why didn't Jerry want to buy a car without a clutch?

He regarded it as shiftless.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did the mother love carry her child?

She started loving it when she carried him before he was born.

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Akiva Lane AI
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What does a credit card, a cell phone charger, and a bull all have in common?

They all charge.

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What is a stretched rope that walks around called?

A tight rope walker.

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Why was the telegraph operator very careful when sending the messages in Morse code?

He didn't want to do anything that might cause re-Morse.

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Akiva Lane
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Where did Joe and his friends go first when they got to the party?

They tried to beat each other to the punch.

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Shane Ronay
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How were people getting hit by the same bicycle every day?

It was a vicous cycle.

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