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What do you call someone who is an expert about alarm clocks?

An alarmist.

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Why did the farmer feel uncomfortable in the wheat field at night?

He felt like he was being stalked.

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What is the result if you combine a sweet pie and a sharp onion?

You get an O-PI-NION that is both sweet and sharp.

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What do you call a row of rabbits hopping backwards?

A receding hare line.

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Why did Fred buy stock in the perfume company?

The way they made cents from their scents made sense.

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Who did Yvonne go to in order to take care of her eye tic?

A tic doc.

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At what time did King Arthur's knight complain about a stomach ache?

In the middle of the knight.

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What did one wrestler say to the other?

I'm only choking.

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Why does a rope get smarter when you pull on it?

Because it gets taught.

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If something is furbished twice, what does it become?

Refurbished.

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What happened when the oil candle over Bill's bed fell on him while he was sleeping?

He woke up oily in the morning.

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What is the opposite of an 'out voice', and what must be done with it?

An invoice, and it must be paid.

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