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What is a hotel called that is named in honor of potatoes?

Suite Potatoes.

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What did one guy say to his friend when he got to the punchbowl at the party first?

I beat you to the punch.

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What did the cosmetics company do when customers complained about some impure ingredients?

They wanted to make up with the customers about the make up of the makeup.

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What's worse than a crazy driver?

Someone who drives you crazy.

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What day do armies go off to battle?

March forth.

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What is it called when someone gets tired because they are overweight?

Fatigue

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What did two male siblings name their soup business?

Broth-ers

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If it's bad to overbake a cake, what if you underbake it?

Then it's batter.

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What was the best advice that Benjamin Franklin ever got?

People told him to go fly a kite.

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Why did Emily like making her bed in the morning?

Because then she felt like she had it made.

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What did the wagon driver call his story about his horse that wouldn't slow down?

Tales of woah.

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Why did Mike lose his job as a masseur?

He rubbed people the wrong way.

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