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Since Jill was on a diet, why was she concerned that the math problems on the test were too easy?

Because they were a piece of cake.

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What do you call a new one ounce bottle of perfume with a subtle fragrance?

A new ounce with a nuance.

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Why doesn't Clark Kent become Superman anymore?

He can't find a telephone booth.

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What do you call someone with no capacity at all for gardening?

A blooming idiot.

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What do you call a collection for money to plant bushes?

A hedge fund.

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What part of the Talmud has to do with carbonated drinks?

Talmud Sota from Talmud Bubbly, studied at the Coca Kollel, as they sing Mizmor le Soda.

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What's the opposite of a Thanksgiving turkey?

A spring chicken.

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Why was the air traffic contoller fired?

Because he didn't know what was flying.

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What is a meal eaten by a pilot in a supersonic jet?

Fast food.

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Why did Martha become a vegetarian?

She realized what was at steak.

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If the rule is "I before E except after C", why is the word Weird different?

Because the word is Weird.

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What time did Jimmy eat 30 peanuts?

8:30

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