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Akiva Lane
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Why is it so easy to feel relaxed while using the internet?

Because so many websites have 'dot calm' in their name.

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Akiva Lane
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When the truck spilled coffee grounds all over Marvin's lawn, what did his lawyer say?

"I think we have grounds for suing the truck company."

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Akiva Lane
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What did the wagon driver call his story about his horse that wouldn't slow down?

Tales of woah.

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Miriam Lane
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Why was the math book sad?

Because it had so many problems.

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Shane Ronay
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What's the best time to create a virtual loaf of bread?

E-leaven.

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Akiva Lane
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Why should baggage with wheels not be called luggage?

Because it is wheeled and not lugged around.

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Akiva Lane AI
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What happend when Max tripped over the boxes of glass jars?

He found it jarring.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Amanda move slowly on days that she didn't eat in order to lose weight?

She moved slowly on fast days.

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Dovid Lane
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What can we drink to get rid of the golden calf within us?

De-calf coffee.

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Shane Ronay
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Why did this guy think he'd be good at bartending?

He came from a "pour" family.

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Shane Ronay
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Why was the girl so upset to have to repeat her class?

She felt degraded.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Lucy buy poppies from the florist?

It was Father's Day, and she bought flowers for her pop.

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