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What is a short description of what you did during the summer called?

A summery summary.

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Why did Trump remove the restrictions on plastic straws?

Because in terms of government intervention, it was the last straw.

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What does a cell phone, a credit card, and a bullfight have it common?

They all involve charging.

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What is the thinnest coat?

A coat of paint.

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What happened when they put a lion in the elevator?

It caused an uproar.

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Who invented the World Wide Web?

Spiderman!

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What do we know about this man?

He's getting too big for his britches.

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How is party different than a toy?

When a party winds up it ends, and when a toy winds up it starts.

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What word is spelled incorrectly in the dictionary?

The word 'incorrectly'.

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How did Matt feel about the government diverting the river that made his stream dry up?

He thought it was ex-stream.

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What did they say about the king who was only 12 inches tall?

He was an excellent ruler.

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What do you call someone who tries to reduce the time you have to wait for doctors?

A wait lifter.

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