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Why was running to the grocery store not her first run that morning?

She first ran out of milk.

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What is a radical socialist who is very calm called?

A calm-unist.

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Why did the general always have his walking stick with him?

He never made decisions without his staff.

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What expression refers to an insect in the late spring?

Bee that as it May.

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What do leaders say when they demand that everyone follow what they say?

The ruler's rules rule.

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What is the government official in charge of the fence called?

The Minister of De Fence.

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What are zero's that are shot into space called?

Astro Noughts

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Why did Lisa buy things with pennies?

When she bought things, she wanted to use common cents.

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What are two streams that cross each other called?

Extremes

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What is this?

A swimming pool table.

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Are very cold and very hot temperatures unhealthy?

It's just a matter of degree.

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What kind of tea seems to last forever?

Eterni-tea.

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