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When does fore plus fore equals four.

The forelegs of one horse and the forelegs of another horse adds up to four legs.

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Why was Bill on the lookout for turnips?

He didn't know when they might turn up.

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How are different types of submarines described?

In sub-categories.

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Why was Ed surprised he had a moustache?

He didn't shave there for a while, and it happened under his nose.

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How are the prices at the new Italian restaurant?

They cost a pretty penne.

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Why did the bartender put rolls on the bar next to the drinks?

His motto was 'Roll with the punches'.

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What is the term for a relapse of influenza?

Deja Flu

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What Beatles song is about a bee in a vegetable garden?

Lettuce bee.

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How did the baseball player have a family meal?

He sat at his home plate.

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What's a religious name for foot doctors?

Ortho Docs.

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What time is it 15 minutes before you finish a meal?

A quarter to ate.

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Who was more intelligent as a child - Alec Baldwin or Alec Guinness?

They were both Smart Alecs.

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