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Why did the seven dwarves have to go to work every day?

They explain it in their song, 'I owe, I owe, it's off to work we go".

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What did the jigsaw puzzle man have trouble with?

He found it hard to pull himself together.

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What is it called when students are studying frantically at the end of the school term?

Term-oil.

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What would it be called if you wrapped a city in a big blue blanket?

Rhapsody in Blue.

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What did Jay say when there was an explosion at his factory?

"Let the chips fall where they may".

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What do you call someone who is against hypocrisy?

A faux foe.

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What can you say about people who live on the Iraq/Iran border?

They live between Iraq and a hard place.

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What is the room called where people make salad dressings?

The dressing room.

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Why should one take colitis seriously?

It could lead to a semi-colon.

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Why are there so many types of Asian cuisine?

For different woks of life.

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Who represents the National Bicycle Tire Association?

Their spokesman

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How can we know when someone is ready for dating?

When their dating resume is UP TO DATE!

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