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When Arnold found a well full of bees, why did he avoid it?

Because he wanted to be well.

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Why did the blues band remind Bob of his days hunting whales?

The wailing reminded him of whaling.

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What is not a good season for Rome?

Fall.

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What is this fooseball player in need of?

Plastic Surgery

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What happened when the large bowl fell off the shelf and knocked Betty down?

She was bowled over.

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How did Billy feel when he blew out the candles on his birthday cake?

He was delighted.

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When Andy gave Meg the engagement ring, what playing card did Meg feel like?

The Queen of Diamonds.

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Gaucho Marx

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What does this represent?

The splitting of the the red sea.

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What is the difference between an orange and a bad law?

An orange is peeled, and a bad law is repealed.

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What is one result of inflation?

Goodbye to good buys.

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What did the husband say when he brought his wife flowers?

This bud's for you.

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