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How did the city feel when they built a stone wall a mile long?

They felt it was a milestone.

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When people asked Noah why he was building an ark, what did he answer?

Noah dea.

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What do palm trees and calendars have in common?

They both have a lot of dates.

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Why didn't Andy drink the cup of tea that was left in the restaurant?

Because it wasn't his cup of tea.

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What do shoes and noses have in common?

They both smell.

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Why didn't Betty want to talk about the bed that her dog Dignity was sleeping on?

She felt it was beneath her dignity.

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How was the woman able to remember to buy a new pail?

It was on her bucket list.

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What happened to the magician driving down the street?

He turned into a driveway.

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What is a group of people who share an interest in learning about and fixing electric fans?

A fan club.

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What does an art school and a store that sells bedroom dressers have in common?

They both have drawers.

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How did Amanda feel about the fact that science doesn't understand why people are ticklish?

She thought it was mys-tickle.

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What do you call a prince that is a high wire walker?

Your highness.

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