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What is a plant growing out of an egg called?

An egg plant.

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Why do violinists put rosin on their violin bows?

It makes the violins rosin-ate.

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What kind of running results in having less of something?

Running out of something.

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What can you take when you are dirty?

You can take a shower or you can take a bath.

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Why were the vegetables upset when Marty put salt on them?

They felt assaulted.

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How did Jeremy deal with his desire to see the whole world?

He realized that roam wasn't built in a day.

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How did workers feel about going out on strike?

They felt the labor pains would give birth to a better situation.

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Why did Joe like working in the spring more than the fall?

He didn't like being the fall guy.

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What is the most disrespectable aspect of the computer?

The cursor.

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Why did King Louis XV say, "After me the flood"?

Because he rained for 59 years.

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What did the Jones family say after they found their dog named Spot?

We spotted the spot where Spot was, by spotting his spot!

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What do you call a hyphen that is the size of a football field?

A hundred yard dash.

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