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Why didn't Barry ever work out in the gym?

He planned to go there, but it never worked out.

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What can you say about the stories of how staples, paper-clips, and thumb-tacks were developed?

They are all fasten-ating.

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If a person is alone on an island, what color does he have with him?

Maroon.

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What was the double-jointed acrobat very good at?

Patting himself on the back.

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What do you call someone who is against hypocrisy?

A faux foe.

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How did Sandra feel about half the numbers when she was learning arithmetic?

She thought they were odd.

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How did the horses feel when they were moved to a different stable?

They felt destabilized

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Why shouldn't you get angry at the cursor on your computer screen?

Because then you might become the curser.

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What do you call someone who doesn't care about what people say about him?

He has heard immunity.

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Why did the cinnamon havester quit his job?

He kept barking up the wrong tree.

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Why is it recommended to use down settings?

Because it's good to avoid upsettings.

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What's the motto of a computer programmer who enjoys programming?

I never metadata I didn't like.

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