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What did the doctor say when his nurse said there was a man in the waiting room who was disappearing?

Tell him I can't see him now.

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What did Arnold like about geometry?

He thought some of the angles were acute.

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How did Marty respond when his wife accused him of drinking a fifth of whisky?

He pleaded the fifth.

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What can you take when you're tired?

You can take a walk, a break, a nap, a rest, a vacation, or a deep breath.

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Why did Arnold dislike snakes?

He felt they were creepy.

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What kind of food does a tight-rope worker try to eat?

A well-balanced diet.

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To measure the size of a bagel, how much of the bagel do you include?

You include the whole.

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What is the boy doing?

He's looking a gift horse in the mouth.

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What psychological issue does this represent?

De pendant C.

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What Far Eastern city's music has something in common with the blues?

Seoul music.

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What are axes that are used by criminals called?

Axes of Evil.

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How did the Curtis family feel after they had a pet bear for a month?

They couldn't bear it any more.

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