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Why didn't Bill use his photographic memory?

He never developed it.

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What is this an example of?

A knee jerk reaction.

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What did Bill say when he found out that his hotel reservation was upgraded to 2 connecting rooms?

How suite it is!

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How did people react when Joe pulled down a 'No Demonstrations' sign without getting caught by the police?

"How did you pull that off?"

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What did Beth say when she saw icebergs from her boat?

I see icy ice seas.

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Why did the boxer become a good comedian?

He knew how to deliver a good punch-line.

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What was Karl Marx and his brother called?

The Marx brothers.

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Why did Mrs. Roberts have only large pots in her kitchen?

She was embarrassed to ask a store 'Do you have a little pot?'

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What can we learn from the fact that the US will no longer be making pennies?

That it no longer has common cents.

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What is a father that sells soft-drinks called?

A soda pop.

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How is waiting in line similar to being a doctor?

You need patience.

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What was the best advice that Benjamin Franklin ever got?

People told him to go fly a kite.

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