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What paragraph does Ron Desantis add to every contract?

A DeSantis clause.

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What do you call a collection for money to plant bushes?

A hedge fund.

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Why did the runner not tie his sneakers?

Because he wanted to win, and not be tied.

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What is the result if you combine a sweet pie and a sharp onion?

You get an O-PI-NION that is both sweet and sharp.

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Why didn't the king allow anything to be placed over his throne?

He didn't want to think about the phrase 'over throne'?

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What is this?

B4 before B4.

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Did Steve really buy this antique violin for only $5?

Yes, and with no strings attached!

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What is a baseball that fell into the sewer called?

A foul ball.

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What is a risk of driving an electric car?

Being charged with battery.

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Why did the mother love carry her child?

She started loving it when she carried him before he was born.

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Why did Bill and Nancy marry each other?

They found each other engaging.

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How do you describe a fancy plane?

It's on a different plain.

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