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What vitamin is similar to a girl's Bas Mitzvah?

Vitamin B12

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Why is it so easy to feel relaxed while using the internet?

Because so many websites have 'dot calm' in their name.

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Why did Amy avoid dating men who publish magazines?

She found they often had issues.

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What do you call a bank that is located next to a river?

A river bank.

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If two eyes are labeled A and B, what eye is smarter?

A Eye

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What's the problem with a person being in Valid, Sweden?

He's in Valid.

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What do you call horses that live next to each other?

Neigh-bors.

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What factors have helped Amazon retain repeat business?

Free Shipping and Auto-Ordering are two Prime examples.

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Is basting a real stitch?

Mmm...sew-sew.

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When Jim forgot to wear his watch, and he was asked what time it is, what did he answer?

Off-hand I can't say.

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What can be the problem with a dynasty?

The word ends with nasty.

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Why did the bar have a very tall ceiling?

Because it wanted the customers to have less of a hangover.

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