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How did Matteo feel about being a soccer fan?

It was fan-tastic.

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What are the great-great grandparents of an ant called?

Ant-cestors.

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What organic compounds are similar to people who like teenagers?

Proteins.

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What is this man trying to do?

He's trying to make ends meet.

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If FedEx merged with UPS, what would the new company be called?

Fed Up.

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How did the "Closed" sign read at the smoke shop?

Close...but no cigar!

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What was the frustrated mother grateful for after trying to toilet train her toddler?

ICBM

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How did Sam feel when he left the Far East?

He felt dis-oriented.

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What computer activity is similar to buying a new pair of boots?

Re-booting.

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What happened when Brenda yelled into a colander?

She strained her voice.

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Why did the prisoner eat food he was allergic to?

He wanted to break out.

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Did Bill Clinton find his wife funny?

He thought she was Hillarious

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