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What Hebrew word does this represent?

Dati

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How do you describe pulling a penny out of the sewer?

The ascent of a cent with a scent.

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What do you call a chiropractor in Egypt?

A Cairo Practor.

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How do Mr. & Mrs. Deer say hello to each other?

Hello Dear.

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Why did the telemarketer use his clavicle to rest his headset?

Because that's his caller bone.

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What happened when the drummer rejoined the marching band?

There were repercussions.

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How did the veterinarian know that the horse had a cold?

He heard it straight from the horses mouth.

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What question can you ask about the leaves of an evergreen tree?

If they don't leave the tree, why are they called leaves?

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Why did Marla always start walking with her right foot?

She wanted to put her best foot forward.

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Where do shoes go to get stronger?

Boot camp.

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What do you call an item in a store where the price tag is unreadable?

Priceless.

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What do you call an eating contest to see who can eat the fastest?

The gulp war.

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