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Why did Andrea want to date a writer?

She was looking for Mr. Write.

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What is a first aid station for clowns called?

Comic relief.

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Why did Barry wonder who he was?

Because he didn't feel like himself.

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What items does someone most need to weather an emergency?

Staples

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Why doesn't Clark Kent become Superman anymore?

He can't find a telephone booth.

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What dinosaur has a good vocabulary?

The thesaurus.

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What's involved with cloud seeding?

It's just shooting the breeze.

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What would it be called if animals gave birth from their hands?

Pregnant paws.

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What do you call someone who is perspiring a lot in a sweater?

A sweater in a sweater.

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What did Beverly say to the nut platter?

You're all nuts!

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How do you describe someone who is scared about a plane he is about to get on?

He has reservations about the reservation.

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What do people wear when going out to battle?

A war drobe.

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