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Why did the CEO have all the corporate planes painted red?

He didn't want them to be too plane.

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What is a knick-name for sharks?

Vicious fishes.

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What did the tree do when it felt like just a stick in the mud?

It branched out.

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What do stressful situations and camping have in common.

Then are both intense.

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What did the doctor say when his nurse said there was a man in the waiting room who was disappearing?

Tell him I can't see him now.

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How did Max feel about pulling his old couch to the junkyard?

It was such a drag.

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Where did the army put their best soldiers?

On the front lions.

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Why did Betty need to call the dry cleaner where she had left her clothes?

She had a pressing question.

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What is a list of people from Czechoslovakia called?

A Czech list.

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What did the sculptor do before he sculpted the subject's head?

He had to plan a head.

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What is it called when someone drinks whisky when he has a sling on his arm?

A sling shot.

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Why is a popsicle made of mist so interesting?

It's mistacle.

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