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What happens when King Charles gets a toothache?

It's a royal pain.

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Why did Martha practice drawing lions?

Her therapist said that there were times she had to get better at drawing the lion.

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What school teaches about tea?

Universi-Tea.

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Why was no one able to buy more summer hats after a man just did?

That was the last straw.

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What is the relationship between 'running out OF' and running out TO'?

When you run out OF supplies, you run out TO the store.

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Why did Bill have trouble falling asleep?

He was afraid of heights.

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Why didn't Mike want to go to the supermarket?

He was afraid of the 'eggs aisle'.

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What was James Bond's nickname when he travelled a lot?

Vaga Bond

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What law is involved with marriage and family?

The Law of Relativity.

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How is a person and a car different?

A person who is tired moves slowly, and when retired more slowly. When a car is tired, it moves fast, and when retired even faster.

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What part of the year do leaders have to be especially cautious?

The fall.

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Why is the Pillsbury doughboy a hippie?

He's a flour child.

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