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Why did the waiter in the restaurant need to calm down and have patience?

He didn't want people to say he couldn't wait.

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Why did Alan enjoy reading the novel about a back doctor?

He liked spine novels.

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What do luggage stores, elephants, cars, and trees have in common?

They all have trunks.

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What did the people on the ship say when they saw Jack the pirate boarding their ship?

Hijack.

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What did Maxine do when she lost her job?

She wrote a resume in order to resume working.

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What do you call a closet filled with bottles of water?

A water closet.

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What is the motto of chiropractors?

We're got your back.

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Why are the internal parts of the body called organs?

Because they are all so well organized.

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What do you call someone who is an expert at choosing clocks for counter-tops?

Counter clock wise.

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What relationship involves the law of gravity at the center of the solar system?

The sun-in-law.

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What was it like during the thunderstorm on the camping trip?

It was intense in the tents.

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What is getting internet sales for scary movies called?

Eeek! commerce.

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