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Why didn't Joe like running at the track?

He felt like he was just running around in circles.

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If Washington is the most Southern face on Mount Rushmore, what is Lincoln?

The North Face.

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Why do horses tend to get along well with each other?

They have stable relationships.

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What happened to the fireman who fought fire with fire?

He got fired.

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What is clothing from Italy called?

Italian dressing.

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Why should you take a sharp pencil seriously?

It has a good point.

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When Bob got to the intersection, why did he make a right turn?

He didn't want to make a wrong turn.

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When Mark Gen was knighted, what kind of doctor did he automatically become.

Sir Gen.

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What happens when debt gets out of control?

It debt-inates.

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Why was Fred concerned he was making too much noise while sleeping?

Because he slept so soundly.

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Why did the head of the school demand respect?

It was the principle of the thing.

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How did Bob become a carpenter?

He was an apprentice to a carpenter, and that nailed it.

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