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What do you call a bathroom for both men and women?

A democratic potty.

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What did the lawyer wear to work?

A lawsuit.

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Is the author the main person who can edit the book they wrote?

Yes, that is the main person who is author eyes'd.

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What kind of carrots are worth their weight in gold?

24 karats.

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What are French sandals called?

Phillipe Phellop

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Why was Jim happy that after dieting he fit into his old clothes?

He knew that when it comes to dieting, it's survival of the fit-est.

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What is happening here?

The ketchup is trying to catch up.

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Why did Milton Berle say he is going to stop turning around?

Because every time he turns around, another year goes by.

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Which industry helps news broadcast companies remain profitable?

Radiology

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What did Betty realize after she ate inexpensive cake that was fattening?

That she was penny wise and pound foolish.

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What is it called when parents provide good guidance for their children?

Power steering.

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Why do you have to be very careful after drinking water?

Because after you drink it, it's drunk.

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