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What do garbanzo beans have in common with a sedative for chickens?

Chick peace.

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Where's a cheap option for finding certain wristwatch parts?

A second-hand store.

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What is it called when a car has a good mother?

Good car ma.

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Why was Fred training male deer to run fast?

To make a fast buck.

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Why are taking good notes like a beautiful June day?

They summerize.

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How do you describe people who like good writing?

They are pro prose pros.

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What nationality is known for always completing tasks?

The Finnish.

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What is a very small pun called?

A puny pun.

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How do you describe a fancy plane?

It's on a different plain.

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What do you call a wine bottle that is in the shape of a letter O?

A wine-o.

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Why did Jim feel like a flamingo?

Because he couldn't put his foot down.

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What is this showing?

It's a gargling gargoyle.

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