Pictures:

If a person was stranded on a desert island, what color would he find there?

Maroon.

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If there was an earthquake in California, who would be blamed?

People would probably say it was San Andreas fault.

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Why did Andrea not want to take papers out of the file cabinet?

She was concerned that they might become defiled.

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Why did Olivia avoid eating almonds, cashews, and pecans?

Because they were nuts.

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How did Marty feel when the male deer stopped in front of his car?

The buck stops here.

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Why did Liz putting a wedding song as her phone's ring tone?

She wanted a wedding ring.

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How does this picture encourage us?

It reminds us that: 'I can'.

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How did Maxine feel when her stomach started crying because of the way she was eating?

She knew she had an upset stomach.

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What can you say about an elevator's day?

It has its ups and downs.

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What happened with Fred by mistake gave his wife glue stick instead of chapstick?

Now she's not talking to him.

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Why did the prisoner try to break out of jail?

He figured that after all that jail time, he needed a break.

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What do you say when you finally see a parking space?

I spot a spot.

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