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What is the first phase of a liver transplant called?

De-livery

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When Sara asked her friends to contribute to make the chocolate chip cookies, did they?

Yes, they chipped in.

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Why did Sir Edmund Hillary climb Mt. Everest?

He took a peek at the peak, and it piqued his interest.

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What position in the armed forces is just below Marine?

Submarine.

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What kind of dog does this represent?

A pit bull.

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Why did Lisa buy things with pennies?

When she bought things, she wanted to use common cents.

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What can you say about a person who learns to say no?

That now he knows.

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Why did John feel bad when he stopped dating?

Because he felt out of date.

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Why in the army do they avoid giving treats twice?

That would involve a re-treat.

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What can you take when you are hot?

You can take a shower, a bath, or a swim.

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What is a light bulb filled with dirt called?

Not a light bulb, but a heavy bulb.

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Which African nation is known for their pigs?

Guinea

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