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What is the shadow of peapod called?

A podcast.

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How did Bill's body respond when he was insulted?

He felt knocked off his feet, he felt hit in the head, he took it as an affront, and was taken aback.

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What letters are asleep?

ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ's

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How is a face similar to a shoe?

They both have a tongue.

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Why did the lawyer have a fish tank in his office?

It made everything more o-fish-al.

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What is it called when someone had a good date, and tells you about it?

An update.

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How is your mother's annoying baby sister similar to a city in Western Europe?

They're both aunt twerps.

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How did Max feel about the lack of oxygen on top of the mountain?

Both the air and the views were breath-taking.

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How do you catch an animal that escaped from its cage?

It needs out of the box thinking.

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What do sales people, bartenders, and baseball teams have in common?

They all have pitchers.

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What are axes that are used by criminals called?

Axes of Evil.

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What letter of the alphabet asks the best questions?

Y

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