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Yitzchak Berger
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Why did the kleptomaniac go to the doctor?

He wanted to know what he could take for his condition.

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Akiva Lane
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What happens when a problem is solved twice?

It is resolved.

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Shane Ronay
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Which ethnic food is highest in fiber?

Thai

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call noodles that are very fresh?

New-dles

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Akiva Lane
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Why did the waiter in the restaurant need to calm down and have patience?

He didn't want people to say he couldn't wait.

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Shane Ronay
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How did we know the Russian musician would be a good match for the ballet dancer?

Because he played the ballet lika.

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Shane Ronay
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Which country makes the best pan-seared steaks?

Sear-ya.

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Shane Ronay
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Where is the best place to find shipping pallets?

"Skid" row

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Shane Ronay
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What is not a nice way to describe how one's vacuum cleaner works?

It sucks!

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Akiva Lane
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How do the bags in the supermarket feel?

They are fit to be tied.

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Akiva Lane AI
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What was the judge's response when the defendant asked for the charge to be waived?

The judge did not agree, and instead he waved it.

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Akiva Lane
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Do military generals have to be excellent administrators?

In general, yes, but you can't generalize.

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