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Why did Max pay a lot of money for a bed?

Because it was a bedder bed.

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Shane Ronay
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How did this person respond when asked how they're doing?

Doing well, thank you.

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How do authorities in England express their appreciation for the public maintaining orderly lines?

They say, "ThanQueue

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Akiva Lane
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How would you describe the fact that ducks make more and better eggs than chickens?

It's a para-ducks.

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Why don't vegetarian's fight with each other?

Because they don't want to have a beef with each other.

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What are suits called that students in a high school class wear during political demonstrations?

Class action suits.

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Why wasn't Lucy happy about her schedule?

Because she was so busy, it wasn't funny.

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What do the other animals think about the ant-eater?

That it is very nosey.

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Shane Ronay
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Horses are fun to ride...

...but make terrible neigh bors.

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Akiva Lane
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What does the army and the wind have in common?

They both can have a draft.

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What is a break in a wall that is very smart?

A wisecrack.

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Where are the dots that are over the letter i?

The i's have it.

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