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Akiva Lane
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What was Judy's reaction when the milk spilled on the floor?

No use crying over spilled milk.

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Yehuda Lane
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How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh?

Ten-tickles.

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call someone who is an expert about alarm clocks?

An alarmist.

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Shane Ronay
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What do auto mechanics call their rest periods?

Coffee brakes.

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Shane Ronay
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Why are vultures always the last ones to leave a meal?

They have a bone to pick.

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Akiva Lane
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What happened when Joe tripped on his neighbor's exposed sewer?

He wanted to sue her.

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Akiva Lane
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Is rain free?

Yes, it's on the house.

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Akiva Lane
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What month should you be careful not to buy fake jewelry?

Jewel lie.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did the father bring a broken cup to the family meal?

He wanted to play good-cup bad-cup with his kids.

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Akiva Lane
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How do we always know who a child's mother is?

When she is pregnant and gives birth, it's apparent.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Amy like giving watches as presents?

She felt there is no present like the time.

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Akiva Lane AI
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What do you call Billy's ability to tease his younger brother?

Expertise.

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