Pictures:

What is this person doing?

He's scraping the bottom of the barrel.

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Why was the uncle's wife nervous?

She was feeling 'auntsy'.

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A picture worth a thousand words.

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What do you call a family that has generations of restaurants?

A dine-asty.

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Why was Fran getting sea-sick using her computer?

Because everything was on her sea drive.

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Why did Andy become a tightrope walker in the circus?

He was told that big money could be made in jobs that are online.

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What do you call the top 2 Chinese translators?

The Co-Mandarin Chiefs

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What is this fooseball player in need of?

Plastic Surgery

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How did the pig feel when the other pigs in the pig-hole called him a 'square'?

He felt like a square pig in a round hole.

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What is a survey about telephone usage called?

A telephone poll.

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How holy did Bill feel that Heaven is?

He felt it was wholly holy.

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What did Bill say when he brought his bike to the bike store to have the brakes fixed?

Give me a break!

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