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Why did the mathematician plant an apple tree?

He knew how to multiply, so in addition he wanted to be fruitful.

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What expression refers to an insect in the late spring?

Bee that as it May.

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What is this man doing in the doctor's office?

Drawing blood.

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Who made outdoor tables and chairs popular in Dublin?

Paddy O'Furniture

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What is one level below first class?

Kindergarten.

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What is a cartoon of puppets on strings called?

Suspended animation.

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How did the mouse respond when the cat invited him to play?

What's the catch?

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What did Barbie say to Ken?

You're a doll.

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What is it called when students are studying frantically at the end of the school term?

Term-oil.

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How do you talk to a pigeon?

Using pidgin English.

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In a group of rabbits, how far are they from each other?

A hare's breath.

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What did Marty say when he was saved by a lifeguard named Sam Bell?

"I was saved by the Bell".

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