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How did Bobby feel when he spilled a jar of olive oil on himself in the morning?

It was too oily in the morning.

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Were there dinosaurs that sprayed smells like a skunk?

If there were, they are now ex-stinked.

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Did Steve really buy this antique violin for only $5?

Yes, and with no strings attached!

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Why did Betty hold things very tightly when things got tough?

She didn't want things to get out of hand.

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Why was the athlete with a very bad cold very sad?

His nose was running more than he was.

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After someone stole Bobby's clothes while he was swimming, did he get home without people seeing him?

Yes, but just barely.

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What did it prove when the teacher forced the class to write a long essay?

That might makes write.

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When is it not good to be positive?

When taking a covid test.

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When Bob went camping, why did he avoid touching the tents?

He didn't want to feel tents.

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What was Sylvia's reaction to the box of cookies falling on the floor?

That's the way the cookie crumbles.

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Why did Sunil move away from Delhi?

He found it full of baloney.

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How did Bonnie and Clyde's son-in-law refer to them?

My in-laws the out-laws.

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