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Why did the telephone wires want to go to a therapist?

Because they were high strung.

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What looks like white paint and smells like blue paint?

White paint.

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What occurs when the amount of garbage exceeds space in the trash can?

It is beyond the pail.

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Where did Maxine put her nail files?

In the filing cabinet.

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How did Sam's parents react when he threw the cereal in the garbage without eating it.

They said he was a cereal killer.

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What is similar between slamming on the car brakes and baseball?

They both have a short stop.

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What organic compounds are similar to people who like teenagers?

Proteins.

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Why did the genie go to a psycho-therapist?

Because he felt all bottled-up.

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Why was the dolphin depressed?

It felt it had no porpoise in life.

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Will the door squeak when it's opened and closed?

That hinges on whether it is oiled.

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What is a good name for a very aggressive soda can?

Ghengiz Can.

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Why did Bob start a rabbit farm?

He wanted a hare raising experience.

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