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When the Jacob's family made a home movie, why did they include eating hotdogs at the barbecue?

The hotdogs were perfect for the role.

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What are reporters who never retire called?

Permanent press.

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What 2 letters do you use when talking to someone else about themselves?

UR

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What was the policeman's response when Bill said he was speeding to get to his yoga class?

He thought it was a stretch.

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What is the name of the rock band that sings about failure?

Rock Bottom

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Why do French eat snails?

They don't like fast food.

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Why do some people like to eat these?

It gives them a peas-ful feeling.

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What is Denise's brother's name?

De Nephew.

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What is similar between paying to use a towel at the gym, and a roll of Bounty towels?

One is a pay-per towel, and the other is a paper towel.

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Why did the husband and wife feel very close to each other?

Because she was only one 'meet her' away.

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Shane Ronay
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What's he doing?

Flying by the seat of his pants.

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How do you describe that the bark of a tree doesn't taste as good as its fruit?

It's bark is worse than it's bite.

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