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Why did Amanda move slowly on days that she didn't eat in order to lose weight?

She moved slowly on fast days.

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What's this man's problem?

He has an axe to grind.

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Why did Betty enjoy the Uber ride?

It gave her a lift.

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What phrase suggests that we should research potential marriage partners?

Check mate.

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What do teachers and eyes have in common?

They both have pupils.

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What did the painter say when told he was supposed to paint the ship WHITE - not navy blue?

Oops - I blue it.

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Where do boots go to rest and have fun in the summer?

Boot camp.

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Why do butchers need regular vacations?

To escape the grind.

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What grammar is similar to regretting the past and worrying about the future?

Past tense and future tense.

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What jail do bad jokes go to?

The pun-itentiary.

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What did Mr. Cow say to Mrs. Cow when it started pouring rain?

I Noah ark we can use.

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What do you call a row of rabbits hopping backwards?

A receding hare line.

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