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What is a tavern called that only serves chocolate liqueur?

A chocolate bar.

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What do you call a large party where matzah is served?

A matzah ball.

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What is a nickname for pharmacists?

Pharmers.

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What do you call a place with a lot of spiders?

A web site.

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How did Beth feel about all the knots in her hair?

She was knot happy.

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What's a good career path for those with wit and a command over language?

A pundit.

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When John proposed to Joan, what playing card did he look like to Joan?

The King of Hearts.

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When do you tell people what they are?

When you tell them, 'You are welcome'.

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How did Marty react when he inherited a banana plantation from his uncle?

He went bananas.

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How did Joe feel when he reached to pick up a stick, and it turned out to be a rattlesnake?

He felt rattled.

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Why did Sam invest in the perfume company?

It made a lot of scents.

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Why did the publisher make wide margins when printing the Book of the Prophets?

He wanted wide Prophet margins.

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