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What time did Jimmy eat 30 peanuts?

8:30

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What did Alan do when he left his 5th floor apartment in the old apartment building without an elevator?

He walked down and later walked up the run-down staircase in the run-down walk-up.

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What is a good name for a company that certifies bones for dogs to chew on?

Bone-a-fide

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When someone says something outrageous to you, why is it important to speak up?

Because otherwise it becomes in-rageous

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Why did the politician like to winnow grain on the farm?

He liked how it is spelled: win now.

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How do you describe that the bark of a tree doesn't taste as good as its fruit?

It's bark is worse than it's bite.

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What do you call a tree that has apples for a pie, and it's root is shaped like a square?

The square root of pie.

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What do you call a President that is also a dentist?

President-ist.

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What do you call a Z that lost its mind?

A cra-Z.

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When you trade in an old bike for a new bike, what is that called?

Re-cycling.

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Where's the best place to shop in order to escape?

A flee market

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How could Ami know for sure there was an odor in the room?

She just nose.

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