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What did the sweet potato with amnesia say?

I don't know who I yam.

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Shane Ronay
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What happens when parents from Asia spin their children?

They become dis-Oriented

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Akiva Lane AI
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What did the teacher say to the student when he asked to make up an exam after graduation?

She said, 'You can't make these things up.'

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What did the children say when given these?

Ooh...goody, goody gumdrops!

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Akiva Lane AI
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What did Jim do when the bully challenged him to a debate?

He just walked away, and didn't take de bait.

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Why did the barbershop realize it was a mistake to have two barbershop poles?

People thought it was bi-polar.

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Where did Joe and his friends go first when they got to the party?

They tried to beat each other to the punch.

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Shane Ronay
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What type of gopher is the most difficult to keep out of a celery patch?

A stalker

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Akiva Lane
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What is the hardest thing about making a sidewalk?

The cement.

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What is the plural of why?

Wise.

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Were the people in the Middle Ages bad people?

Not really, they were only medi-evil.

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What does Superman, Batman and South Africa have in common.

They all have a cape of good hope.

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