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What is the purpose of this truck?

It transports people on the brink.

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In a group of rabbits, how far are they from each other?

A hare's breath.

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How did the asphalt worker react to his foot being run over by a steam roller?

He was quite impressed.

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What do we know about this man?

He's getting too big for his britches.

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When you are very tired and need to rest, where should you go?

A rest room.

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Which two animals have the lowest integrity?

The lyin and the cheetah.

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If a window was put into the neck of the Statue of Liberty, what would it be called?

A pane in the neck.

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Where's a cheap option for finding certain wristwatch parts?

A second-hand store.

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What fish is married to an uncle?

Aunt Chovies

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How did Sarah feel about not getting concert tickets to see her favorite band?

She found it dis-concerting.

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What do you call a delicatessen that specializes in lox?

A lox smith.

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What is the name of the rock band that sings about failure?

Rock Bottom

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