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How did Matteo feel about being a soccer fan?

It was fan-tastic.

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What word is spelled incorrectly in the dictionary?

The word 'incorrectly'.

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Why is each skunk unique?

Because each is distinked.

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How did Billy feel when he blew out the candles on his birthday cake?

He was delighted.

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What happens if someone accidently drank hair coloring?

They could dye.

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What is it called if someone thinks they can learn Torah by listening to Beatle music?

Beatle Torah.

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At what kind of table does one read the New York Times?

The Times table.

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What is the man on the right doing?

Scraping the bottom of the barrel from the top.

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What is a good 2-part security method?

Beagles and locks.

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Why does a rope get smarter when you pull on it?

Because it gets taught.

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What did the procrastinator tell those who said he'd never get anywhere?

"You just wait!"

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What is similar between a thief and shoes to run in?

They are both sneakers.

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