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Where are the remnants of Noah's Ark kept?

In the Arkive.

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Why did the man visit his doctor with such tendency?

He had tendonitis.

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How did Andrea feel when she opened the bag of cookies and they were smashed, but she ate them anyway?

She felt crummy.

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What kind of tea always tells the truth?

Honest Tea.

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How did the small piece of wood feel when there was nothing to do?

It was a little board.

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What do you call a pig who lost his voice?

Disgruntled

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What do athletes and musicians have in common?

They want to make records.

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Why did Olivia put on a hat whenever she wanted to keep a secret?

Because she had to keep the secret under her hat.

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How did Andrea feel when she was running out of her favorite red perfume?

She felt bad that she was down to her last red scent.

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What do you call a Polish person who is fishing?

A fishing Pole.

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What is the motto of the National Lactose Intolerance Association?

No Whey!

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How did the recession affect the company that made air conditioners?

It took the wind out of their sales.

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