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What is the beginning and end of a hail storm called?

Inhale and exhale.

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What is a bag called before it wakes up?

A sleeping bag.

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How do you say hello to the middle of the day?

High, noon!

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How did Bill feel when none of the off-switches for the lights worked?

He felt that they were all up-settings.

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What is a very small bull that runs very fast called?

A bull-ett.

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Why did Mike lose his job as a masseur?

He rubbed people the wrong way.

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Where do you go when it's night and you're in bed and you're tired?

You go to sleep.

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What is it called when Charlie talked with his Grandmother every week?

Tele-gram.

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What is it called when something is discussed on X?

It is X-communicated.

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How do you describe a bar that got bad reviews?

The booze got boos.

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What is another name for the Stanley Cup Finals?

The Punch Bowl

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How did President Johnson always know the right thing to say?

A little Birdie told him.

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