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What word describes eating food out of cans?

Uncanny.

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Shane Ronay
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My friend stopped working at the chemical factory.

It was a toxic work environment.

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Why was this water making high-pitched noises?

Because it was a creak.

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Akiva Lane
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How did the can opener get its name?

Because it 'can' open things.

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Shane Ronay
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What was Salvador Dali's favorite breakfast?

Surreal

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call a holy man who walks barefoot and has bad breath from fasting so much?

A super calloused fragile mystic hexed by halitosis.

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Akiva Lane
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How could one describe all the things that Bob disliked?

Each is a version of a different aversion.

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Shane Ronay
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Was the snack food factory worker hurt when the machine exploded?

No, but had a chip on his shoulder.

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call tea that reduces intelligence?

Stupidi-tea.

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Which type of make-up remover is used by all genders?

Withdrawing an apology

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Why did the maple tree feel bad?

When people took its maple syrup, it felt like such a sap, and it sapped its energy.

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What do you call a scientist whose funding got taken away?

A mad scientist.

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