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What vegetable do you not want to take onto a boat?

A leek.

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How did President Johnson always know the right thing to say?

A little Birdie told him.

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What kind of animal tries to keep all the bushes to itself?

A hedgehog.

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A book about basement renovation ideas?

Best Cellars

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What is an insect that hums?

Humbug.

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What is similar between most men's hair and re-planting a garden?

They are both re-seeding.

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Why did Jim write a last will and testament?

Because where there is a will there's a way.

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Why was Achmed the thief unpopular with the other shepherds?

He got other people's goats.

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How did Martha feel about going back to work on Monday?

It was a weak day.

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What do French dogs say to each other when eating?

Bone appetite.

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What does a watch repairman have in common with turning a wheel left to right?

They are both clock wise.

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What is similar between getting off drugs and the day after Thanksgiving?

Cold turkey.

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