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What did the fish say to the fisherman?

If you're interested, drop me a line.

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What line is the conclusion?

The bottom line.

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Why are all fish stores in Finland kosher?

Because they have Finns and scales.

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Why did the cookie go to the doctor?

Because it felt crummy.

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Which fruit has a Y chromosome?

BOYSenberries

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Why did Martha practice drawing lions?

Her therapist said that there were times she had to get better at drawing the lion.

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Where do puns come from?

The funny farm

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What did the doctor's wife say when his new practice was slow?

You just need more practice in your new practice, and you need patience for more patients.

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When you pay a therapist for a session, what does the therapist expect back?

Change.

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What can you say about a teacher without any students?

He's in a class all by himself.

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What do you call someone who has lost their sense of taste?

Tasteless

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Why is a child's cry called a wail?

Because sometimes it seems as big as a whale.

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