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Why did Bill throw a stone out of the car window whenever he made a turn?

He didn't want to leave any turn un-stoned.

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Why did Sandra like eating blueberries and strawberries.

They tasted berry, berry good, and they made her berry, berry happy.

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What kind of bee can't make up its mind?

A maybe

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What happens when a problem is solved twice?

It is resolved.

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What is an expert thief who is second in command called?

An accomplished accomplice.

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What fairy tale is about using puns in rap music?

Rap-pun-zel.

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What does a very cooked steak and a great book have in common?

They are both well done.

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Because Gus was always happy, what was his nickname?

Fungus.

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How do we know that generosity leads to a spirit of forgiving?

"To give" plus "to give" equals forgive.

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How did the teacher feel when he realized that no one was paying attention to him?

He felt like he was the chairman of the bored.

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What is happening here?

It's raining cats and dogs.

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What jail do bad jokes go to?

The pun-itentiary.

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