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What do you call robins enjoying the sun?

Basking robbins.

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What was Jim's reaction when the other poker player wanted to deal the cards?

Well, it's not ideal.

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What kind of fruit did they use against Donald Trump?

He was impeached twice.

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What do you call someone who steals dishes?

Dish-honest.

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What is a good name for a locksmith that serves food?

Bagels and locks.

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What was the first name of the woman who invented soft drinks, and where did she live?

Sarah soda

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How to summarize a person's life after being convicted of a crime?

Con descending.

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What is always the main topic at the annual Surfing Conference?

Current events.

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When Sharon found an old copy of Crime and Punishment, what was she holding?

A dusty Dostoevsky.

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Why did the family try to get Mark and Sam Enz to stop their argument for 10 years?

It was important to make Enz meet.

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What did the paper say to the pen that was writing on it?

You have a good point.

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What do you call a train carrying bubble gum?

A chew-chew train.

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