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What letter of the alphabet is similar to a person with a split personality?

W

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Why was Emily always careful to treat bread carefully and with respect?

She didn't want to do anything that went against the grain.

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Why do some people seem to find things out before others?

They're member of the heard.

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What is an Eskimo father called?

An ice pop.

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What happens when parents from Asia spin their children?

They become dis-Oriented

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How do some people react when seeing a bee colony this large?

Thjey get the hives

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What do they say about a great baseball player?

That the hits just keep on coming!

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What did Max say when the mechanic said he must fix the car brakes?

Those are the breaks.

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What is something that someone catches, that then causes something else to run?

When a person catches a cold, their nose starts to run.

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What did the waiter get when he served a meal of iceberg lettuce?

The tip of the iceberg.

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What did Goldie Jones call her lock company?

Goldie Locks.

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Did the baker find it difficult to learn his craft?

He thought it was a piece of cake.

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