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Why did Janet eat from a bag of dates when she talked to Joe at work?

She wanted him to ask her for a date.

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What do you call a store that sells candy and serves liquor?

A candy bar.

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What part of the year do leaders have to be especially cautious?

The fall.

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What con-man conquered a large part of Asia?

Genghis Con

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Yehuda Lane
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What happened after the US dropped atom bombs on Japan?

There was a baby boom.

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Why do we have to be careful with people who appear smart, and claim to be 'sincere'?

Though they might seem like a 'seer', they might not mind 'sinning'.

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Why did Arnold start a company that makes shovels?

He wanted to do well in spades.

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What song is about AI being used by farmers?

Old MaDonald had a farm - AI, AI, O.

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What do you call male child of a purse?

A purse son.

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How is time like an insect?

It tends to creep up on you.

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When the teacher said there's no such thing in English as a double positive making a negative, how did a student respond?

Yeah, right.

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How to describe a boxer too tired to continue?

Out of whack.

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