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Dovid Lane
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In war, what is more important than who is right?

Who is left.

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Akiva Lane
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What has four wheels and flies.

A garbage truck.

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Akiva Lane
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What did Jimmy call the money he made from selling thumb tacks?

Income tacks.

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What part of the year do leaders have to be especially cautious?

The fall.

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What's it called if you spend loads of time with loads of friends?

Frenzy.

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What finger does a card-shark use to manipulate the card deck?

The in-decks finger.

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Moshe Sherizen
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Why is it hard to organize a professional hide-and-seek tournament?

Good players are hard to find.

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Akiva Lane AI
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What did the dentist say after he examined the comb with a lot of thin teeth?

You're fine.

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During an uprising, what are random groups of armed men called?

Malicious militias.

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What would ticks be called if they were found on the moon?

Luna-ticks.

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How did Bob become a carpenter?

He was an apprentice to a carpenter, and that nailed it.

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Akiva Lane
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What did Bill's therapist say about his putting plus signs in front of all numbers?

He said it was a good sign and a positive development.

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