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When Mark Gen was knighted, what kind of doctor did he automatically become.

Sir Gen.

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Rock and roll.

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What starts with P and ends with E and has thousands of letters.

Post Office.

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What are the coolest inventions?

The refrigerator and the air conditioner.

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What scoring system is used for the sport of curling?

Curl marks.

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When everyone quit the baseball league except Joe, why wasn't Joe upset?

Because now he was in a league all by himself.

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Why did Betty need to call the dry cleaner where she had left her clothes?

She had a pressing question.

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Why did Beth get so upset when there was only one straw left in the dining room, and someone else took it?

Because that was the last straw!

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Why does a letter C emerging from the ground have to be dealt with immediately?

It's an emergent C.

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What are the coolest inventions?

The air conditioner and the refrigerator.

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What TV show is about seasoning food?

The spice is right.

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What do employment recruiters and cannibals have in common?

They're both called head hunters.

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