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What is this?

The leaning tower of pizza.

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Why did they hang the criminal?

He was looking for a loophole, and he found one.

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What do you call two siblings that are sleeping next to each other?

Nap Kins

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What did the doctor say to the sick person who was too much in a rush?

I'll be doctor, you be patient.

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What is the most important thing to have when sanding wood?

True grit.

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How did Betty feel about her new job pressing clothes?

She found the pressing depressing.

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What is ironic about The Flat Earth Society?

Their members are all around the globe.

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Why did Jerry fly in a plane when he had a cold?

When he felt under the weather, he wanted to go over the weather.

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What did the Mayor say about the turnstile jumping on the subway?

That's not fare!

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What do you call a tree with poems attached to it?

Poet tree.

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What is this?

An elevator pitch.

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What is a required course for train designers?

Pullmonology

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