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Why was the bee punished?

Because it didn't bee-have.

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What is ironic about Greenland and Iceland?

Greenland is mainly ice, and Iceland is mainly green.

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Why did Betty buy a very large plate?

Because she had so many things on her plate.

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What is a stretched rope that walks around called?

A tight rope walker.

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What did Bill's therapist say about his putting plus signs in front of all numbers?

He said it was a good sign and a positive development.

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Where did Maxine put her nail files?

In the filing cabinet.

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Why did they come up with the phrase 'The Fastest Gun In The West'?

They wanted a slogan for a fast gun.

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What is it called when a person gets tired easily from being overweight?

Fatigue.

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What do the other animals think about the ant-eater?

That it is very nosey.

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What did Betty call the fish meals that she loved eating?

Delicious fishes.

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What room does Batman live in?

The Bat-room.

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What begins with a dish and is not honest?

The word dishonest.

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