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When the desire to repent is pent-up, where does one repent?

In a pent-house.

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Why couldn't serfs get ahead during the Middle Ages?

Life was feudal.

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When Arnold found a well full of bees, why did he avoid it?

Because he wanted to be well.

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Why do violinists put rosin on their violin bows?

It makes the violins rosin-ate.

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Even though Julie loved history, why did she choose not be a historian?

There was no future in it.

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Where do books sleep?

Between the covers.

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After visiting someone, when they say 'It's been great having you', how can you respond?

It's been great being had.

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What is a bank for pigs called?

A piggy bank.

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Shane Ronay
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Are these seagulls?

No, they're stool pigeons.

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If there was an earthquake in California, who would be blamed?

People would probably say it was San Andreas fault.

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What do you call a bathroom for both men and women?

A democratic potty.

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How did Bill's hitch-hiking trip go when nobody gave him a ride?

It went without a hitch.

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