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What state was Maxine in when she found out that a person has 100,000 miles of blood vessels?

She was in a state of awe.

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What was Sylvia's reaction to the box of cookies falling on the floor?

That's the way the cookie crumbles.

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What phone app helps you go to sleep for short periods of time?

The Nap App.

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Why is the last part of a meal called dessert?

That's when people desert their diet.

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When the cat fell into a large bag of quarters, why was it so scared?

Because it was in close quarters.

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What is the difference between the left and right side of this picture?

On the left are walnuts, and on the right are off-the-wall nuts.

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My friend moved to Helsinki, but couldn't fit in.

He found it hard to Finnish anything.

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How did Mr. and Mrs. Katz feel when they went out with her 8 kids?

They felt like she was herding Katz.

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How valuable was the motel that Nancy inherited from her uncle?

It was Inn valuable.

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How did Joe feel when he realized how much money he could have saved with a more fuel-efficient car?

He felt fuelish.

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If bored people chose a leader, what would the postion be called?

Chairman of the bored.

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Where does a mountain hiker sleep?

On bedrock.

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