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Why did the foolish prospector think the goldmine was his?

There was a sign outside it that said "Mine".

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Dovid Lane
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Why was the cow afraid?

It was a cow-ard.

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Akiva Lane
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How did Angela feel when she saw a rattlesnake in the park?

She felt rattled.

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Shane Ronay
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What's worse than a strong reprimand?

An icy stair.

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Shane Ronay
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Why do jockeys have a reputation for being lazy?

They horse around all day.

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Akiva Lane
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What can you say about an old couch that was fixed?

It was in bad shape, but now it's recovered.

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Akiva Lane
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What does a surfer and new employee have in common?

They are both involved with on-boarding.

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Akiva Lane
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What dinosaur has a good vocabulary?

The thesaurus.

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Akiva Lane
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What are examples of types of bread in a bakery called?

Roll models.

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Shane Ronay
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What did the father buffalo say to his eldest when they parted?

Bye, son.

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Shane Ronay
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What do mermaids use to wash their fins?

Tide

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Shane Ronay
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How do you distinguish between a numerator and denominator?

There's a fine line between the two.

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