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What happened when farmer Brown taught his seeds to be concerned about the poor.

The pro seeds went to charity.

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What did the person who slept on a hard surface say when waking up?

I hardly slept.

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Why did the maple tree feel bad?

When people took its maple syrup, it felt like such a sap, and it sapped its energy.

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What is always the main topic at the annual Surfing Conference?

Current events.

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Why was Sally afraid that the vegetables would slap her?

Because she knew they were fresh.

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What's good advice when photographing celestial beings?

Be sure you get the best angel.

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What is the origin of the word 'stain'?

It's a spot that is stayin' in the clothes.

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What is one level below first class?

Kindergarten.

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What do you call two siblings that are sleeping next to each other?

Nap Kins

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How did the ferris wheel owner feel about having almost no customers?

He felt like he was just spinning his wheels.

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What did Bill do when his hands were dirty?

He took them to a hand laundry.

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Where do people who want to be smuggled across a border go to?

A flee market.

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