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What is another name for a frankfurter and beer?

Frank and stein.

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Why did Sam put his shoes close to the fireplace?

When people say 'hot shoes', he says 'G-d bless you'.

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What is the proper way to greet a hand truck?

Hello dolly!

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What kind of scientist studies bubbles?

A fizz-a-cist.

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What does praying and Swiss cheese have in common?

They are both holy.

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Do people gain weight as they get older?

If they do, it's a waist of time.

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What are the options in making it to shore?

Row oar swim.

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How did the rose deal with the challenges of life?

It always rose to the occasion.

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What do the left and right pictures have in common?

On the left are coconuts, and on the right are cocoa nuts.

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Whenever Emily had an appointment, what was her hope?

That it wouldn't be a dis-appointment.

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What do you call an ambulance for alligators?

Gator Aid.

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Why didn't ancient man understand the world of the stars?

It was over his head.

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