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Why did the family try to get Mark and Sam Enz to stop their argument for 10 years?

It was important to make Enz meet.

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What's another name for the period leading up to the dot com bubble bursting?

The com before the storm.

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How did Jim feel when he thought he was losing his marbles?

He felt marble-less.

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When something breaks, what can can be done before it's fixed?

A prefix.

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What happens when King Charles has a bad dream?

It's a royal nightmare.

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What happened when the large bowl fell off the shelf and knocked Betty down?

She was bowled over.

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What is another name for misleading and dangerous advertising?

Ad vice.

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Where do you go when it's night and you're in bed and you're tired?

You go to sleep.

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Why are vultures always the last ones to leave a meal?

They have a bone to pick.

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What is similar between a place where wine is made and a nursery?

They are both whineries.

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What do you say when you have trouble opening a jar of sesame paste?

Open sesame.

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What does someone say who loves using thyme as a spice?

"Thyme is of the essence" or "I just need more thyme".

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