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What word describes eating food out of cans?

Uncanny.

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What is a bank for pigs called?

A piggy bank.

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Why do butchers need regular vacations?

To escape the grind.

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What is an Eskimo father called?

An ice pop.

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Can you believe someone who eats steak from a male cow?

No, because he is full of bull.

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What did Joan do after she attached her schedule to a helium balloon?

She didn't know, because her plans were up in the air.

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What is a combination of a pig and a pine tree?

A porcupine.

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What is the annual football game for plumbers?

The Toilet Bowl.

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What did Beth say when she saw icebergs from her boat?

I see icy ice seas.

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What state was Maxine in when she found out that a person has 100,000 miles of blood vessels?

She was in a state of awe.

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Which type of realtor focuses only on promoting people's basements?

A celler's agent.

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What do employment recruiters and cannibals have in common?

They're both called head hunters.

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