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Why do some major in Hospitality Management?

To learn the inns and outs of the subject.

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What is the motto of chiropractors?

We're got your back.

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What is news from last week called?

Olds.

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Why is laughing out loud forbidden in Hawaii?

It's a low ha state.

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What is the thinnest coat?

A coat of paint.

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When does the weather need a therapist?

When it's raining like crazy.

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How were crews asked to stop construction of this specific hospital?

Please hold the Mayo.

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How did the mouse respond when the cat invited him to play?

What's the catch?

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Why did the container of food feel disappointed when aluminum foil was placed over it?

It thought to itself, "Foiled again".

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What was the frustrated mother grateful for after trying to toilet train her toddler?

ICBM

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Why was WC Fields not very popular in England?

Because of his first initials.

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How did the truck driver carrying marble slabs feel when the truck overturned?

He felt like he was losing his marbles.

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