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Which doctor is best to oversee your knee surgery?

The Joint Chief of Staff

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What do leaders say when they demand that everyone follow what they say?

The ruler's rules rule.

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Why did the police enter the comedy club?

The comedian was a riot.

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What do you call a hyphen that is the size of a football field?

A hundred yard dash.

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Why was the conductor proud of the orchestra he started?

He was very instrumental in its formation.

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Why did Barry get heartburn when he ate the birthday cake?

He forgot to take off the candles.

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What phone app helps you go to sleep for short periods of time?

The Nap App.

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What object sounds like it was stolen, and what object sounds like it has seen a lot?

The lute and the saw.

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How do you describe a cow that is very particular about the food it eats?

It chooses its cud.

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Why is laughing out loud forbidden in Hawaii?

It's a low ha state.

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Why are the tops of mountains called 'peaks'?

Because they peek at us from a distance.

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What kind of horse involves aching muscles?

A charlie horse.

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