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What does Sudafed mean?

Bringing litigation against a government official.

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What is a nickname for pharmacists?

Pharmers.

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Why did Fred avoid eating hard cheese such as Swiss cheese?

He preferred eating cheese that is easier.

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What do you call a place where you can relax and sort things out?

A re-sort.

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Why did the newborn require immediate surgery?

He was born with a silver spoon in his mouth.

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Why was the farm worker disappointed?

He thought he was promised a good salary, but they gave him a good celery.

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What are ticks called that live in a parrot's feathers?

Polly Ticks

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How did Marty respond when his wife accused him of drinking a fifth of whisky?

He pleaded the fifth.

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What can you take when you want some exercize?

You can take a walk.

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What's the best way to eliminate vapor from your windshield?

I haven't the foggiest idea.

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What is this man doing?

He's taking a shower.

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What are Siamese twins that are spies called?

Double agents.

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