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Akiva Lane
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Why is the word 'laptop' misleading?

It shouldn't be used on the lap, because of the heat and radiation it generates to the body.

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Akiva Lane
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What seat lies?

Either 1. deceit or 2. a recliner.

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Shane Ronay
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Which dog breed enjoys a traditional Jewish breakfast?

Beagles

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Akiva Lane
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What is a side-trip on a vacation called?

A detour on de tour.

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Matt Weiss
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What is brown and sticky?

A stick.

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Shane Ronay
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What type of meeting is this?

A Piece Summit.

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Shane Ronay
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What was the frustrated mother grateful for after trying to toilet train her toddler?

ICBM

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Akiva Lane
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What do lawyers do?

They insert and remove claws in clauses.

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Akiva Lane
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What is a room that has mold called?

A mush room.

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Akiva Lane
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Are there cows that can produce grape juice?

No, that's udderly ridiculous.

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Akiva Lane
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What did Bobby do when the bullies didn't let him use the slide?

He let is slide.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did the light switch feel ambivalent about the people in the house?

Sometimes it felt turned off.

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