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What is a wasp that wants to make honey?

A wannabee.

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What permission did the poet need to write poetry?

Poetic license.

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What is ironic about a large lighthouse?

It's both a lighthouse and a heavy house at the same time.

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What is similar between a worn out tire and getting social security?

It may be time to retire.

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How did the man who ate nothing but vegetable soup for decades live to be 100?

He took good stock in himself.

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What was the nickname of the orchestra conducter for the orchestra whose nickname was 'Heat'?

'Metal', because Metal conducts Heat.

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How do you describe someone who is scared about a plane he is about to get on?

He has reservations about the reservation.

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What is this optician doing?

He's seeing eye to eye with his patient.

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How were people getting hit by the same bicycle every day?

It was a vicous cycle.

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What is it called when husbands tell puns to their wives?

Pun-ishment.

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What can you say about an elevator's day?

It has its ups and downs.

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What spice did Betty avoid adding to recipes?

Because she felt people didn't taste it, it was a waste of Thyme.

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