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What is going on a boat with friends called?

Friendship.

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What do doctors and musicians have in common?

They both use instruments.

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How did the mouse respond when the cat invited him to play?

What's the catch?

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How do we know that the Almighty is a baseball fan?

His first book starts, 'In the big inning'.

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What can you say about a book describing the Basement Museum?

It's a best celler.

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An elevator pitch.

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How are marriage and divorce similar?

In both cases, you tie a knot (not)

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What do you call someone who has lost their sense of taste?

Tasteless

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How does the bee feel about its beehive?

It feels like it bee-longs.

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What is a jacket without curves?

A strait jacket.

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Why is it good to limit the amount of news you ingest every day?

It's not a coincidence that it's called De Press.

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What kind of exercize is not worth doing?

An exercize in futility.

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