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Why did the union leader start ironing his shirt?

Because he didn't want to strike until the iron was hot.

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What did the mason say when he realized an error was made on a headstone?

What a grave mistake.

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What do you call a bathroom for both men and women?

A democratic potty.

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When a doctor displayed the brain image of a high IQ person, what was the reaction?

That it was ingenious.

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What did the cheese say when it was shredded?

I feel grate.

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How is someone who falls similar to someone in debt?

They are both losing their balance.

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What time did Jimmy eat 30 peanuts?

8:30

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How did the clothing store sell the last dress that no one seemed to want?

They made a 'dis dress' sale.

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What does this represent?

Too much of a good thing.

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A tripod.

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Why did the people realize that calling their town Competent was not a good idea?

Then all the people in the town would be in Competent.

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What do you call a hippopotamus with long hair?

A hippie potamus.

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