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Why is there a school in England that teaches people about different types of plates?

Because they feel that it's important for people to know their plates.

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How is a donkey being pulled similar to Mickey Mantle?

They are both yank-ees.

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What is a very small pun called?

A puny pun.

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What do you call someone who doesn't care about what people say about him?

He has heard immunity.

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Why do shoes sneeze when they get hot?

They become hot-shoes!

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What phrase both applies and does not apply to the Titanic?

"Icy" does apply. 'I see" does not apply.

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What are Siamese twins that are spies called?

Double agents.

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How can you tell that a person has humility?

The person places 'you' first - as in 'you'-mility.

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What arm of the octopus is the strongest?

The Arm E.

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What is this person doing?

He's scraping the bottom of the barrel.

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Why did Beth try not to stir the pot of soup too much?

She didn't want to go stir crazy.

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What did they say about the king who was only 12 inches tall?

He was an excellent ruler.

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