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Why did Beverly learn knot tying?

She wanted to tie the knot, and get married.

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What did people call their activity of dashing things over the cliffs onto the rocks 100 yards below?

The hundred yard dash.

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How did the rock group debase themselves?

By firing their bass player.

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How did the nobels of Camelot ask the king to help their painful joints?

Arthur - right us.

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What scoring system is used for the sport of curling?

Curl marks.

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Why is a child's cry called a wail?

Because sometimes it seems as big as a whale.

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How do you describe a fantastic egg?

Egg-cellent, egg-ceptional, and egg-stroadinary.

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As Annie grew up, what question kept nagging her?

Is the 'hokie pokie' really what's it's all about?

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Why did the general not want to look down at his boots?

He wanted to avoid de feet.

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How did Elsie the cow feel when she couldn't give milk?

She felt like an udder failure.

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What did the cherry tree say to George Washington?

Don't ax me.

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What special symbol weighs more than any other?

The pound.

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