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What did the publishing company name itself that set up shop in an old basketball court?

Full Court Press.

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What happens to an ethical Italian cleaning lady after she passes away?

She's a maid in heaven.

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What was the first name of the woman who invented soft drinks, and where did she live?

Sarah soda

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How do you add 4 letters to LAUGH and 1 letter to LAUGHTER to completely change their meaning?

OnsLAUGHt and sLAUGHTER.

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What did the geologist call his book about the cliffs near the ocean?

Cliff's Notes.

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If the animals on Noah's ark could play musical instruments, what would it be called?

An arkestra.

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How did King Kong feel about the woman he was holding?

He had a crush on her.

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What is it called when a very small child waves at you?

Micro wave lovin'.

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If a scientist no longer finds a theory as 'testable', how does he now regard it?

He now regards it as 'de-testable'.

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What is this a picture of?

Flying overseas.

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Why is a body of water on the moon crazy?

It's a luna sea.

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Where is this man standing?

Between a rock and a hard place.

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