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Where's the best place to shop in order to escape?

A flee market

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Akiva Lane
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What is the best month to buy and sell jewelry?

Jewel-eye.

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Why did the thief who wanted to repent always do things very quickly?

He didn't want to hold people up.

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After reading the news each day, what is the main question that can occur to you?

What can explain the second half of the word 'mankind'?

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Shane Ronay
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Is this cat anything special?

Yes - it's The Cat in the Hat.

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Why do you really have to hand it to short people?

Because otherwise, they can't reach it themselves.

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What was Sylvia's reaction to the box of cookies falling on the floor?

That's the way the cookie crumbles.

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What is an example of a ring that weighs nothing?

The ring of a phone or of a doorbell.

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When Andy gave Meg the engagement ring, what playing card did Meg feel like?

The Queen of Diamonds.

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Mendy Zeiger
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What’s the difference between a vegan and a computer programmer?

One is disgusted by a rack of lamb, and the other is disgusted by a lack of RAM.

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What did Marty say when he was saved by a lifeguard named Sam Bell?

"I was saved by the Bell".

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If a pineapple is a collection of fused berries, what is it called if a detached berry doesn't want to re-join the group?

It is refusing to refuse.

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