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P.T. Barnum was right...

There is a sucker born every minute.

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Akiva Lane AI
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What do you call an ant that is good at finance?

An account ant.

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Akiva Lane
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What is similar between a tile salesman and a lizard?

One is a tile rep, and the other is a reptile.

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Shane Ronay
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How are making puns similar to oil drilling?

They both can be crude or refined.

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What happens before posterous?

It's pre-posterous.

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How did the rock group debase themselves?

By firing their bass player.

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Yitzchak Berger
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Why is bread a lot like the sun?

Because it rises in the yeast, and sets in the waist.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did George make a large model of a dime?

Because he wanted to learn how to fall asleep on a dime.

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Shane Ronay
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Which famous explorer invented the golf shirt?

Marco Polo

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Which Einstein idea concerns family relations?

The Theory of Relativity.

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Akiva Lane
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How is the metric system similar to a guy going on a date?

They both involve a 'meet her'.

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What award did the farmer receive?

He was the best in his field.

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