Pictures:

What seat lies?

Either 1. deceit or 2. a recliner.

2118

What is someone called who tunes the instruments for an opera house?

An opera tunist.

2440

Why do violinists put rosin on their violin bows?

It makes the violins rosin-ate.

760

Why didn't Janet want to wait in line for 5 hours for tickets to the concert?

She didn't know if she could stand it.

2102

What is similar between a teenager with a credit card and a rhinoceros?

They are both dangerous when they are charging.

1629

After reading the news each day, what is the main question that can occur to you?

What can explain the second half of the word 'mankind'?

2077

How do baseball players keep in touch with each other?

They touch base with each other.

739

What did Mount Rushmore look like before it was carved?

Un-presidented.

9

When would someone use fine sandpaper?

When they are off coarse.

1452

What is Denise's brother's name?

De Nephew.

2434

How did John feel when his alarm clock woke him up?

He found it alarming.

112

Why did the sea have to be created quickly?

It was an emergent sea.

17