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What are these people doing?

They're getting on board.

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If the Allentown bank merged with Capital One bank, what would it be called?

Al Capone.

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What does a warning label on a large strainer say?

Don't strain yourself.

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Why did Maxine like riding on the ferris wheel?

It made her feel like a big wheel.

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What is this pitcher doing?

He's pitching a tent.

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What do you call a one-legged hippo?

A hoppo

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How did Jeremy deal with his desire to see the whole world?

He realized that roam wasn't built in a day.

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Why did the clown leave the circus?

Because people were always laughing at him.

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How do you know if a commercial zip line is safe?

It complies with the Zip Code.

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What is it called when you're on a boat and invite people to play and no one shows up?

You're not playing with a full deck.

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Does the manufacturer make much money from selling these?

Nah, they make peanuts.

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Why do some people like to eat these?

It gives them a peas-ful feeling.

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