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What happened when Bob tried hitting a baseball when it was foggy?

He always mist.

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What do you say to a bowl of kidney beans when you haven't eaten them for a while?

Where have you bean?

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Why was the dolphin depressed?

It felt it had no porpoise in life.

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Why did Alan enjoy exercizing by balancing on balls?

Because it helped him with the ability to be on the ball.

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Why was Ed surprised he had a moustache?

He didn't shave there for a while, and it happened under his nose.

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Yisro Whale

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Why didn't Bill like going to malls?

He felt that if you see one, you see the mall.

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What do you call having a talent for making fun of others?

Special Tease

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Which country makes the best pan-seared steaks?

Sear-ya.

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What do you call a doctor who prescribes a daiquiri cocktail flavored with hickory?

A hickory daiquiri doc.

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What did the cat - whose name was Yow - say?

Me Yow.

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Why was the air traffic contoller fired?

Because he didn't know what was flying.

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