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Why did Bill order these to wear himself?

He's trying to lose weight through resistance-training.

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Akiva Lane
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What did Barbie's boyfriend tell her?

You're a doll.

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What do people in the US say when they want to use the metric system?

Take me to your litre.

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Akiva Lane
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What is a party where everyone is treated equally.

A democratic party.

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Akiva Lane
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What is this?

It escapes me.

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Akiva Lane
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Why didn't Jack understand his hat?

It was over his head.

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Shane Ronay
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Why was the son of a drapery store owner upset when flunking out of college?

He knew it was curtains for him.

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Shane Ronay
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Why did Jerry choose to work with the elderly?

He enjoyed other Jerry-atrics.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did the people realize that calling their town Competent was not a good idea?

Then all the people in the town would be in Competent.

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How did the frayed knot answer when it was asked to do something?

It said, "I'm afraid not."

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Moshe Sherizen
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Why did Arlene bring lipstick and eye shadow to school?

She had a make-up exam.

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Akiva Lane AI
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Why do we have to be careful with people who appear smart, and claim to be 'sincere'?

Though they might seem like a 'seer', they might not mind 'sinning'.

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