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Why did the family's credit card debt get so large that they had to file for bankrupcy?

Because it was a house of cards.

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Why did the leopard go the empty parking lot and go from one parking space to another?

It wanted to prove wrong those said it couldn't change its spots.

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What is a risk of driving an electric car?

Being charged with battery.

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What did the large fan say to the girl holding it?

I'm one of your biggest fans.

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Why does John like recruiting people to work in skyscrapers?

He loved telling people they were highered.

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Why didn't the small hotel want to let the motorcycle gang stay there?

The youth hostel didn't want hostile youth.

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What is one result of inflation?

Goodbye to good buys.

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When Jim forgot to wear his watch, and he was asked what time it is, what did he answer?

Off-hand I can't say.

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What is the motto of chiropractors?

We're got your back.

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How do you convey to somewhat that you think they are special?

You nique.

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What happened when the oil candle over Bill's bed fell on him while he was sleeping?

He woke up oily in the morning.

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What is the ability of having nerves of steel called?

Nerve-ana.

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