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What vegetable do people mention when they want to leave some place?

They say Lettuce Go.

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Who invented the World Wide Web?

Spiderman!

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Why were Bill's friends always calling him up?

Because his nickname was 'Up'.

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What do carbon atoms do before they get married?

Carbon dating.

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Why was Bob concerned about the impression he made when he ran on the treadmill?

He didn't want people to think he was just a run of the mill guy

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What do you call a website that tells you one fact after another?

A factory.

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A square not.

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What do you call having a talent for making fun of others?

Special Tease

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Why did Avigail get mad when her 10 year old daughter put on lipstick?

Because it made her see red.

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How did Jeff's friends realize he finished his entire "bucket list" over the weekend?

He looked pail

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What happened when a jar of pickles spilled onto music sheets?

It made sour notes.

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Why couldn't the leopard play hide and seek?

Because he was always spotted.

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