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What are earings called that are in the shape of pears?

A pear of earrings.

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Why was the hot dog happy?

Because it was on a roll.

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How did Bill's hitch-hiking trip go when nobody gave him a ride?

It went without a hitch.

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What is it called when an electrician charges a lot to install a lighting system?

The charge of the light brigade.

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Why does a letter C emerging from the ground have to be dealt with immediately?

It's an emergent C.

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Why didn't Joe buy camouflage trousers at the store?

He couldn't find them.

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What's the most prevalent sickness among roofers?

Shingles

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What does a faucet, a clock, and an athlete have in common?

The are all running.

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Why did the woman crash into the building where Mark had just been standing?

Her driving instructor told to hit the mark.

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What do you call a PhD in Mathematics?

An Add Executive.

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What do you call a duck that is a bad doctor?

A quack.

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What did Emily do when all the potato chips fell on the floor?

She let the chips fall where they may.

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