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What country is similar to a runner that just finished a race?

Iran

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Why was the nurse pleased to immunize this boy?

Because she was giving him her best shot.

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Why does a rope get smarter when you pull on it?

Because it gets taught.

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What did the rancher say to the person he thought was taking down parts of his fence?

I'm accusing you, but I hope you don't take offence.

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What is a machine called that helps bulls go to sleep?

A bull dozer.

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What is an example of a contact sport where nobody touches anyone else?

When people hide each others' contact lenses.

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Why did Marsha like to read on the steps of the NY Public Library?

She believed that for meaning, you have to read between the lions.

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What bank manager has a white horse near him?

The loan arranger has his horse Silver.

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What do you call someone who used to be a pert?

An ex-pert.

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What do you do when your electrical system short-circuits?

Re-fuse to make it work.

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What do you get when your optician is a comedian?

A man who makes a spectacle of himself.

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What does Bill Gates, Steve Jobs, Donald Trump, Elon Musk, Sigmund Freud, and Karl Marx all have in common?

Their last names are one syllable.

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