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Why are all fish stores in Finland kosher?

Because they have Finns and scales.

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What can happen to our calves if we eat too much?

They can become cows.

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What do you call a store that doesn't move?

A stationery store.

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What do you call someone who takes dents out of cars?

A dentist.

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What group of letters do planes fly over?

They fly over C's.

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What happens when military officers attend a party?

They order everyone "a round".

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What do you call a line at a party waiting for drinks?

The punch line.

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What is one advantage of being indecisive?

Having the benefit of the doubt.

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What is a meal eaten by a pilot in a supersonic jet?

Fast food.

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What phrase explains the importance of making a will?

Where there's a will there's a way.

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Why was the whole school on pins and needles waiting for their test results?

It was an acupuncture school.

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What bank manager has a white horse near him?

The loan arranger has his horse Silver.

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