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Why was Amanda surprised that this perfume was so expensive?

She was told it was worth a red scent.

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What do you call a bruise that one gets from falling on Halloween?

A boo-boo.

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What are batteries called when they no longer work?

Badderies

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What is the proper way to greet a hand truck?

Hello dolly!

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How do you describe an exciting job in advertising?

It's an ad-venture.

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If a window was put into the neck of the Statue of Liberty, what would it be called?

A pane in the neck.

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How do you teach a rope?

You pull on it until it becomes tight, and then it becomes taught.

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What is someone called who is an expert at getting goo off of clothes?

A goo ru.

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What did Reggie name his band?

The Regimen

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Why did Matt and Joan feel tension when the dishes weren't washed?

They felt out of sync when the dishes were in the sink.

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What grammar is similar to regretting the past and worrying about the future?

Past tense and future tense.

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How do you say in one word that the media is not high quality?

Mediacrity.

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