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What's the difference between looking for a parking space and washing clothes?

With one you want spots to appear, and with the other you wants spots to disappear.

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When the phone caller said 'I hope I'm not disturbing you', how did Andy respond?

Andy said, "You can't disturb me, because I'm already disturbed".

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Why don't matadors take bulls seriously?

Because they know that they are full of bull.

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What is a meal eaten by a pilot in a supersonic jet?

Fast food.

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What math term did Alice not like?

The mean.

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Why didn't the actor work on Passover?

He couldn't have any roles.

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Which word is spelled incorrectly in every dictionary?

Incorrectly

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How did the nobels of Camelot ask the king to help their painful joints?

Arthur - right us.

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What is a motto of a podiatrist?

We succeed with de feet.

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How did Abigail respond when her husband suggested that they go camping in the winter?

The idea leaves me cold.

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What is not a good season for Rome?

Fall.

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When happened when the Brady family's boy couldn't sleep on their trip to Alaska?

It was the land of the midnight son.

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