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What is happening to this car?

It's being toad.

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Why didn't Martha like having pet ducks?

She found they weren't what they were quacked up to be.

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What novel is about a boy who always wakes up late?

The son also rises.

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How did Martha feel about going back to work on Monday?

It was a weak day.

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What is it called if a person agrees in order to get something in return?

A greed.

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If a gun had children, who would they be?

Well, the boy would be a son of a gun.

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Why was Bruce Lee's son always on time?

His first name was "Prompt".

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Why should you never scream into one of these?

You'll strain your voice.

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Why are ticks in Rome full of love?

Because they are romantics.

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What did the long catepillar say to its friends when it was becoming a butterfly?

See you in a while, I won't be long.

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What is a tall column of pills called?

A pill-ar

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What's the difference between a couple who are dating and a fire?

When the couple goes out, it progresses. When the fire goes out, it ends.

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