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Why did the CEO buy sailboats for the company?

He wanted to increase sails.

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What type of cleaner pushes men away?

Deter gent.

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Why did the town call itself Vincible?

Because they knew that people want to be in Vincible.

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What do you call a very young bee?

A bay bee.

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What's worse than a strong reprimand?

An icy stair.

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A field of hole wheat.

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How did the decorations on the toilet paper feel?

They were on a roll.

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What did his kids say when their father told them they were eating lamb?

Ewe!

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What kind of scientist studies bubbles?

A fizz-a-cist.

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How can psychiatrists charge so much?

Because people have to be crazy to pay those rates.

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What does an art school and a store that sells bedroom dressers have in common?

They both have drawers.

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What do you call a successful young man that hardly ever sleeps?

A son that never sets.

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