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What question can you ask about the leaves of an evergreen tree?

If they don't leave the tree, why are they called leaves?

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What phrase both applies and does not apply to the Titanic?

"Icy" does apply. 'I see" does not apply.

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Which Russian leader used delay tactics as a military strategy?

Stallin'

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What is a gun in a hat called?

A cap gun.

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Why did Bob feel uncomfortable buying puppets from the puppet store?

He always felt there were strings attached.

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Why is the school excavating?

They needed a level playing field.

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Why do female sheep often have an identity crisis?

Because they think, "I am a ewe".

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What does a law student have in common with someone giving up liquor?

They both want to pass the bar.

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What can be said about the determination of these ladies?

They are knitty-gritty.

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How did the circus strongman react when he found out he had an iron deficiency, though he could bend iron with his bare hands?

He found it ironic.

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Why did Arnold use gloves when painting with red paint?

He didn't want to be caught red handed.

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Why was the rabbit jumping for joy?

Because it was very hoppy.

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