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What did Mrs. Gard call it when she changed her twin babies?

The changing of the Gards.

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What do you call a tank that uses AI?

A think tank.

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What travels around the whole world and stays in the corner?

A postage stamp.

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How did Matt and Milly Preiss describe their successful day of parachute jumping?

The Preiss's fell down to earth.

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When Mark Gen was knighted, what kind of doctor did he automatically become.

Sir Gen.

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What is a sharp, clever woman called?

A shrewd shrew.

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How did Jerry feel about missing out on the sale to learn kick-boxing for a year for free?

He could have kicked himself.

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How did the elder people like the larger playing cards?

For them it was a big deal.

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Where did Don keep all his money, and why?

In his vest pocket, because his father told him it was important to invest.

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Why don't they sharpen pencils at both ends?

What's the point?

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What did the world think about Edison's invention of the light bulb?

They thought it was a brilliant idea.

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Why did Alan enjoy reading the novel about a back doctor?

He liked spine novels.

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