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If the animals on Noah's ark could play musical instruments, what would it be called?

An arkestra.

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Why did Bill always make sure he had enough reck with him?

He didn't want to be reckless.

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How did people react when Joe pulled down a 'No Demonstrations' sign without getting caught by the police?

"How did you pull that off?"

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Why was the small horse limited to merely walking in a straight line?

It was a one-trick-pony.

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What is the plural of why?

Wise.

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Why was Benjy, who was quite large, like a clock?

His nickname was Big Ben.

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Why was Betty concerned about people her age?

She felt there was a degeneration among the generation.

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Why did Betty stop eating sausage?

She thought it was the wurst.

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What kind of bean has regrets?

A coulda bean.

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Why do mice like being photographed?

They like it when the photographer says, 'Say cheese'.

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What do you call a President that is also a dentist?

President-ist.

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How do cows buy things?

Through a cattle-log.

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