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How did Phil become such an expert at bumper cars?

He took a crash course.

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Akiva Lane
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How did John like his job as a bartender?

He found it very pouring.

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When the cat fell into a large bag of quarters, why was it so scared?

Because it was in close quarters.

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What kind of suit do you go into the water wearing?

A bathing suit.

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Shayna Lane
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How does someone feel after they eat peas?

They feel peas-ful.

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What is the plural of plea?

Please.

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What is the key to the monastery called?

The monk key.

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Why did Jerry expect to hear quacking after the air conditioning repair men left?

They said they were putting in new air conditioning ducks.

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What fruit must get formally married?

Cantaloupe

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Shane Ronay
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What do you call the owner of a curtain ring company?

The ringleader

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What is it called when the detergent is on the top shelf?

High Tide.

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Why did Trump remove the restrictions on plastic straws?

Because in terms of government intervention, it was the last straw.

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