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When Andrea lost her ring, what did her husband suggest?

Try calling it, and see if it rings.

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Why was Bob upset when he got a fine?

He didn't think it was fine at all.

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Why did the chiropractor avoid doing anything too experimental with his patients?

He was concerned it might backfire.

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Where does superman shop for food?

The supermarket.

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What kind of question is, 'What came first, the chicken or the egg'?

Its an egg-sistential question.

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How did the squirrel corner the market on acorns?

He opened many branches.

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Why did Max keep a safe in his house?

Everyone was telling him 'Keep safe'.

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Why was the diver not so proud of diving into a bucket of water?

Compared to all his other abilities, it was only a drop in the bucket.

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What is a book about all the things that a person thinks they should have done differently?

An oughta-biography.

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When you trade in an old bike for a new bike, what is that called?

Re-cycling.

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Why were socks sold in a plastic case that looked like a pear?

It was a pear of socks.

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What is a sink filled with dirty dishes called?

Dish-sheveled.

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