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Why was the optician embarrassed the morning after the party?

He'd made a spectacle of himself.

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What is the room called where people make salad dressings?

The dressing room.

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What is a good name for a tanning salon for men?

Tan Gent.

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What do you call a veterinarian that used to be in the army?

A vet vet.

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What does an air conditioner and a hair conditioner have in common?

They both can make you feel cool.

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What are these signs called?

Dollar signs.

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What did the mother say to get her son to stop playing video games and come to dinner?

Step up to the plate.

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Why was Bobby's mother concerned with he came home from school with this sheet of paper?

He came home with a black 'i'.

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What did Mount Rushmore look like before it was carved?

Un-presidented.

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What happened to Bill?

He tripped while he was on a trip.

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What did Joey call the exercizes he did before he took a walk?

A pre-amble.

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Who was Zig Ziglar's brother, and why did they never see each other?

Zag Ziglar, and they were always in opposite places.

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