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Why did the hospital remove the windows from the operating room?

They wanted it to be paneless.

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When Stephanie inventeted a way of saying that someone is at the door without ringing a bell, what prize did she win?

The No-Bell prize.

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What do you lightening that starts a forest fire?

A match made in heaven.

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Why was the uncle's wife nervous?

She was feeling 'auntsy'.

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What does lettuce say when it rains?

Lettuce grow.

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Why were socks sold in a plastic case that looked like a pear?

It was a pear of socks.

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Which Russian leader used delay tactics as a military strategy?

Stallin'

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Why didn't Angela like shopping for fruits and vegetable?

Because often they were very fresh.

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What happened when the pitcher practicing in the gym threw a ball that hit the fuse box?

It became pitch dark.

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Why is it important that ducks learn to fly at an early age?

Because before they learn to fly they are just sitting ducks.

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What is similar between the rules of a bar and buying something at a store?

They both use a bar code.

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Why did the shoes cross the road?

Because the chicken was wearing them.

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