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What does a snake say when it bites?

Don't take it poisonally.

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What is this fooseball player in need of?

Plastic Surgery

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What vegetable jumps into the deep end of the pool?

The endive.

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How did Martha react when she saw that her bank account went from minus to plus?

She saw it as a good sign.

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Why did the prisoner eat food he was allergic to?

He wanted to break out.

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What relationship involves the law of gravity at the center of the solar system?

The sun-in-law.

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What do you call a thief that leaves no clues?

Stainless steal.

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Why is the last part of a meal called dessert?

That's when people desert their diet.

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What happened when Bob decided to use a Neuralink chip in his brain?

He changed his mind.

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What is the border between Finland and Russia called?

The Finish line.

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road?

Because it was chicken.

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Why did Bill take music stands from other places, and put them in his house?

When he felt strongly about something, he felt he needed to take a stand.

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