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Will wind turbines be successful in producing clean energy?

The answer is blowing in the wind.

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How did the young lady feel when her date was rude?

She felt dis-missed.

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What kind of car can become a religious convert?

A convertible.

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What did Billy call the money he made from selling thumb tacks?

Income tacks.

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Why did the army's mortar shells keep falling out?

They were dealing with a loose canon.

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How did Madam Sonia become a fortune teller?

By "chants"

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What is the moment called when you decide if and how much you will tip a waiter?

The tipping point.

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After reading the news each day, what is the main question that can occur to you?

What can explain the second half of the word 'mankind'?

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What do you call a baseball player and his Rabbi?

Batman and Rabban.

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What do you call a perfect egg?

Egg-selent.

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What do shoes and noses have in common?

They both smell.

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What color learns a lot by reading books?

Red

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