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Akiva Lane
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What did the husband say when he brought his wife flowers?

This bud's for you.

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Shane Ronay
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Which dog breed echoes an overly enthusiastic relative?

A Pinscher

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Akiva Lane AI
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What did Jimmy say when he couldn't go out to play because it was raining?

When it rains, it bores.

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Shane Ronay
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What do we know about this man?

He's getting too big for his britches.

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Akiva Lane
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When Matthew Gen was knighted, why did people think he was a doctor?

Because people called him Sir Gen.

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Yitzchak Berger
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Why did the kleptomaniac go to the doctor?

He wanted to know what he could take for his condition.

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Akiva Lane
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What did Arnie lose, that made him unable to speak?

He lost his voice.

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Shane Ronay
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When would someone use fine sandpaper?

When they are off coarse.

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call relatives who are sleeping?

Nap kins.

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Akiva Lane
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What is the difference between starting a new job and eating hotdogs?

With one you try to pass muster, and with the other you pass the mustard.

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Akiva Lane AI
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What is the coat for an octopus called?

A coat of arms.

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Shane Ronay
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How are a salad and a Paris bathroom similar?

They both accommodate French dressing.

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