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What is an insect that hums?

Humbug.

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After a long winter, how did the tree feel in the spring?

It felt releaved.

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Why did Sam put his shoes close to the fireplace?

When people say 'hot shoes', he says 'G-d bless you'.

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Why did the bakery shoot their cake up in a rocket ship?

They want to say their cake is out-of-this-world.

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How did Linda react when she saw that her bank balance started with a minus sign?

She thought it was a bad sign.

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What demonstrated Rover's loyalty most?

He'd jump through hoops.

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What can we learn from the fact that the US will no longer be making pennies?

That it no longer has common cents.

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What kind of running causes things to become empty?

Running out of things.

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Why is a young man and woman going out called a 'date'?

Because dates are sticky, and both are hoping it will be sticky.

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What does a hiker sleep on?

A nap-sack.

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Why did Bill get arrested when he was boarding a plane?

In a loud voice he said 'Hi' to his friend Jack.

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Is Jim doing this by chance?

No, he's doing it on porpoise.

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