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What is as important as a good watch dog?

A good CAT scan

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What is it called when a leader demands that everyone kneel down to him?

Tyra-knee.

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What do you call a tax on things that people do wrong?

Syntax.

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Why are the internal parts of a person called organs?

Because they are very organized.

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What are 5 tow trucks?

A foot truck.

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What is happening here?

The ketchup is trying to catch up.

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What was done wrong here?

Someone put all their eggs in one basket.

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After reading the news each day, what is the main question that can occur to you?

What can explain the second half of the word 'mankind'?

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Why did Max fire his accountant?

Because Max told him he wanted the business to be liquid, and the accountant thought he said 'liquidated'.

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How do baseball players keep in touch with each other?

They touch base with each other.

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Why did Billy find it hard to learn grammar involving the past and future?

It made him tense.

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How long must one walk a dog that lives indoors?

Until they're pooped.

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