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What do you say when you have trouble opening a jar of sesame paste?

Open sesame.

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What is happening here?

Eve is giving Adam an Apple iPhone.

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Why did the towel feel so tired after it was used?

It felt like a wrung out towel.

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What is similar between the rules of a bar and buying something at a store?

They both use a bar code.

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Two women named Annette auditioned as flamenco dancers, but the director couldn't decide which to choose. What did he do?

He cast Annettes

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How did the veterinarian know that the horse had a cold?

He heard it straight from the horses mouth.

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What kind of tea protects you when you buy something?

Warren Tea.

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What is it called when you use an Apple computer to cut through loads of information to find what you are looking for?

Mac the knife.

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How is America similar to those who figured out how to make a bus that looked like a cylinder?

Column bus discovery

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How did the writer feel when his books were no longer cited?

He felt ex-cited.

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What do you call Israelis that have vineyards?

Grape Jews.

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What is a body of water on the moon called?

Luna sea.

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