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What skill did Noah use to build the ark?

Ark-itecture.

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What is true about most of the of fish in Paris?

They are in Seine

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Do people in the UK use common sense?

No, the common pence.

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What do you call a bruise that one gets from falling on Halloween?

A boo-boo.

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What is a newspaper that puts you asleep called?

The snooze news.

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What is the most popular being in the sea?

The star fish.

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Why was the bee punished?

Because it didn't bee-have.

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What novel does this represent?

Frank and stein.

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What is this person doing?

He's scraping the bottom of the barrel.

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How is your mother's annoying baby sister similar to a city in Western Europe?

They're both aunt twerps.

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Why did Marty become a bartender?

He was so wild as a kid, people said he would end up behind bars.

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What kind of tea protects you when you buy something?

Warren Tea.

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