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What kind of ships requires at least 2 people to navigate?

A relationship and a friendship.

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What is happening here?

It's raining cats and dogs.

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What do you call a fish that can't sing?

An out-of-tune a fish.

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What do you call a group of investors that trust each other?

A trust fund

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Which hospital uses high-fat condiments to cure diseases?

The Mayo Clinic

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Why is the last part of a meal called dessert?

That's when people desert their diet.

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How to refer to someone who suddenly became a grandmother?

An Instagram

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Why did the family's credit card debt get so large that they had to file for bankrupcy?

Because it was a house of cards.

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Why don't elephants get upset very often?

They have thick skin.

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What was the frustrated mother grateful for after trying to toilet train her toddler?

ICBM

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What was it called when Pierre welcomed and praised his guests over a glass of wine?

French toast.

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What happens before posterous?

It's pre-posterous.

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