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What did the football player say when he punted the ball by mistake?

No punt intended.

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Jason Hernandez is 7'3", and wears the largest shoes in the world..

That's quite a feet.

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What kind of suit do you go into the water wearing?

A bathing suit.

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Why didn't Maxine want to charge the lightbulb with a saltwater battery?

She didn't want it to be charged with salt and battery.

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Why did Sir Edmund Hillary climb Mt. Everest?

He took a peek at the peak, and it piqued his interest.

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Why was Billy very careful blowing out the candles on his birthday cake?

This was his big birthday party, and he didn't want to blow it.

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What happened to the circus performer who swallowed a wood file?

He got a raspy voice.

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What do you call a paper airplane that can't fly?

Stationary.

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Why is this man confused?

Because he came to a fork in the road, and he can't decide what way to go.

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Why did Evelyn go to only one store in the mall?

She felt: You see one, you see the mall.

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Why don't people realize when the owner of a flower shop makes fun of them?

They can't see the florist for the tease.

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What letter and number combination precedes everything else?

B4

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