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After being disappointed by the response he got, why did Jim go fishing at lake Excellent?

He was fishing for compliments.

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What is a book about Elon Musk and Henry Ford called?

Auto Biography.

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What kind of point is not sharp?

A moot point.

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Why did Sunil move away from Delhi?

He found it full of baloney.

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What is called if a lawyer charges nothing to help write a will?

Free will.

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How did the squirrel corner the market on acorns?

He opened many branches.

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What should you take when you feel stressed?

Take a break, and take it easy.

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What can be said about nurses who help patients with intravenous feeding?

Their work is in vein.

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Is the entire world starting to think exactly the same?

Just the indoctri-nations.

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What music do you wrap presents to?

Rap music.

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How do you summarize the difference between buying in a store or buying on the internet?

You're on line, or you're online.

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What did the person who slept on a hard surface say when waking up?

I hardly slept.

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