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How do you describe someone who is scared about a plane he is about to get on?

He has reservations about the reservation.

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What kind of exercize is not worth doing?

An exercize in futility.

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What’s the difference between a vegan and a computer programmer?

One is disgusted by a rack of lamb, and the other is disgusted by a lack of RAM.

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What's the motto of a clothing maker that encourages young men to wear vests?

Go vest, young man, go vest.

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How do you describe the importance of making a will to clarify issues of inheritance?

Will power.

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Why did the bartender encourage his customers to drink more?

He wanted them to be more tips-y.

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Why did the prisoner ask the judge to put words on a train?

Because he wanted the judge to commute his sentence.

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What begins with a dish and is not honest?

The word dishonest.

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What are magazines called that agree with the viewpoint of Donald Trump?

MAGA zines.

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Why didn't Jerry mind if his dog didn't tell the truth when the dog was asleep?

Because he let sleeping dogs lie.

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What is this?

It's a reddish radish in a red dish.

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What do you call a tank that uses AI?

A think tank.

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