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What can you say about a candle before you light it?

It's met its match.

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How did Beth feel when she finally found the cover to the pot?

She was relieved that the pot is recovered.

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How did the world react to Edison's invention of the electric light bulb?

They thought it was a brilliant idea.

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What is the largest bone on a hippo?

Their hips.

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Why did Jim's friends buy him a 10-foot pole?

Now he has a 10-foot pole to not touch objectionable things with.

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What did Jimmy call the money he made from selling thumb tacks?

Income tacks.

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What do you call a ball that looks like the earth and lights up?

A global glow ball.

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What did the new furniture store say when they sold their first sofa?

Sofa so good.

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What is it called when people talk about their disagreements?

The disgust is discussed.

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My friend stopped working at the chemical factory.

It was a toxic work environment.

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What kind of glasses are these?

They're reading glasses.

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What is a nursery for babies called?

A wiggle room.

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