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Why couldn't the koala bear be a doctor?

He wasn't koala-fied.

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What bird should learn better manners in terms of how to treat others?

The mockingbird.

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What does this picture show?

What are the greater graters?

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How do you say hello to the middle of the day?

High, noon!

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What is a side-trip on a vacation called?

A detour on de tour.

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Why did Sam put his shoes close to the fireplace?

When people say 'hot shoes', he says 'G-d bless you'.

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What con-man conquered a large part of Asia?

Genghis Con

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Shane Ronay
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Why was Len's music career over before it began?

He was asked to return with a demo.

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What fruit did the restaurant serve to young couples getting to know each other?

Dates.

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Why did the philosopher become a locksmith?

He wanted to find the key to happiness.

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When Mark heard his friend say 'I saw her in this dress', why did he get alarmed?

He thought he said, 'I saw her in distress'.

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What is it called when you wave to someone with a small gesture?

A micro wave.

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