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What is it called when sugar cane rebels against the farmer?

The cane mutiny.

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Why did Amanda enjoy re-reading books by James Joyce?

She liked re-Joyce-ing.

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Which doctor is best to oversee your knee surgery?

The Joint Chief of Staff

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What is this?

An elevator pitch.

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What does the Eiffel Tower have in common with a tick?

They are both Paris sights.

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What is the lesson of daylight savings time?

If clocks can change, so can we.

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If a construction crew must build their skyscraper 1 floor a day, but fell behind, what should they do?

Make up stories.

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Why was Timmy destined to become a tennis pro?

He raised a racket since he was young.

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What is more minute than a minute?

A second.

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What is a drug store located in an attic called?

A drug attic.

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Why didn't Betty want to talk about the bed that her dog Dignity was sleeping on?

She felt it was beneath her dignity.

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What did the husband say when he brought his wife flowers?

This bud's for you.

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