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Which fruit has a Y chromosome?

BOYSenberries

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What is inside a box of matches that falls from the sky?

A match made in heaven.

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What 2 letters do you use when talking to someone else about themselves?

UR

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How did Fred feel when he opened the cupboard and a glass jar fell on his head?

He found it very jarring.

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What is a good name for a company that sells sprinkler systems?

Cease Fire (an actual name of a company)

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What did the Mayor say about the turnstile jumping on the subway?

That's not fare!

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Why did Bill want his wife to make pie without sugar?

His sweetie pie's pie was sweet enough.

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What did the oil prospector say when he found out the oil well was dry?

Oh, well!

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What seal agrees with everything?

The seal of approval.

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Why did the caveman knock rocks together?

To make rock music.

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What do you call a very heavy bird that you carry?

A bird-en.

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What do you call a small circle that is very relaxed?

Dot calm.

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