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What did Joe do with his leg cast after his leg was fully healed?

He cast it away.

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How did Beth feel about all the knots in her hair?

She was knot happy.

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What does Sue do all day?

Sue

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What is another name for a florist?

A petal pusher

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If something happens, and you want to talk about it, who can you talk about it with?

You can tell a phone, tell a vision, tell a graph, tell a scope, or tell a viv.

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Why did the athlete go into the recording studio?

He wanted to make records.

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If seagulls fly near the sea, what birds fly near the bay?

Bagels.

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What is the difference between a lawsuit, a birthday, and politics?

A lawsuit has 2 parties, a birthday has 1 party, and politics has many parties.

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What happens when debt gets out of control?

It debt-inates.

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What is this man's motto?

"A waist is a terrible thing to waste".

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What did the magician do when he was very tired?

He drank coffee, and that did the trick.

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Why did Bill have trouble falling asleep?

He was afraid of heights.

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