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What did Max do when the plumbing company made a mess of trying to fix the bathroom blockage?

He decided to sue her.

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What should you do when you are waiting a long time in a doctor's office?

Be patient.

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Why did the Jones family put pails at the edge of their property?

Because everthing after that was beyond the pail.

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What do you call a very long line?

A line's den.

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What did Alice call the hair she cut off because it was full of knots?

Forget me knots.

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What French Queen did not advocate dieting?

Marie Antoinette said 'Let them eat cake.'

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What symbol is written before it is pronounced?

The dollar sign.

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Why do internet browsers tend to gain weight?

They use cookies.

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What kind of glue do Eskimos use to hold their ice houses together?

Ig glue.

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What song is encouraging to the letter C?

Oh say can you C?

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Why were socks sold in a plastic case that looked like a pear?

It was a pear of socks.

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How is Elon Musk similar to the Lone Ranger?

After dealing with him, they ask, 'Who was that Musk man'?

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