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What is a baseball that fell into the sewer called?

A foul ball.

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What is a course called where you learn to be a doctor with material you get in the mail?

A post doctorate.

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How did Avigail like her work as a seamstress?

She felt it was sew-sew.

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Why did the general always have his walking stick with him?

He never made decisions without his staff.

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Why didn't the king allow anything to be placed over his throne?

He didn't want to think about the phrase 'over throne'?

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What does this represent?

Youtube.

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What is a prosecutor that doesn't respect defendants rights called?

A persecutor.

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What is a person from the planet Noyd?

Annoyed.

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Which doctor would you want overseeing your bacterial infection?

The Chief of Staph

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What does a big fine for drunken driving have in common with English grammar?

Sin tax.

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What food is good for protecting a house?

Lox.

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How did the squirrel corner the market on acorns?

He opened many branches.

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