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What was Samantha's reaction to the small flea market?

She thought it was a little bizarre.

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What do you call a letter Z that is out of its mind?

Cray-Z.

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When it rains, how are trees and grass similar to people?

They enjoy taking a shower.

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Who represents the National Bicycle Tire Association?

Their spokesman

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How did Joe feel when he met with a lot of his friends and family?

Joe + you + us = joyous.

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What kind of glasses are these?

They're reading glasses.

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In war, what is more important than who is right?

Who is left.

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How are the prices at the new Italian restaurant?

They cost a pretty penne.

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How did the rose deal with the challenges of life?

It always rose to the occasion.

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How did the hardware store advertise hammers that break easily?

They are unbeatable.

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How does someone feel after they eat peas?

They feel peas-ful.

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Why was Linda afraid of using Chapstick?

Her pharmacist said it was lip bomb.

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