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If Fairly Dickinson University provides undergraduate degrees, what is their graduate school called?

Very Dickinson

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What's the difference between looking for a parking space and washing clothes?

With one you want spots to appear, and with the other you wants spots to disappear.

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What is a good chili recipe?

Go outside without a coat.

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What city is known for being nice?

Nice, France.

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What is it called if sugar cane rebels against a farmer?

The cane mutiny.

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Why did Joe stop stealing, get a job with a salary?

He found that crime does not pay.

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Why did the Teddy Bear go outside?

It felt stuffy inside the house.

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Why was this a big seller?

It is candy.

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Since Al Capone was active during prohibition, what was his nick-name?

Al Cahol

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What type of party involves guests dancing around an array of coffee tables?

A shin dig

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Why did the push-button go to the therapist?

Each time someone pushed it, it was depressed.

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What's similar between the last stop on a train and a lion's tail?

They are both the end of the lion.

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