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Bill saved his pennies all year to buy a present for his wife, and brought them to a store, and do you know what he got?

A hernia.

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Moshe Sherizen
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Why didn't Bill use his photographic memory?

He never developed it.

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Akiva Lane
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What psychiatric tool is similar the noses of hippies?

Hip noses.

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What did the bottles of beers in the ice cooler say to each other?

Let's chill.

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Akiva Lane
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What are 5 tow trucks?

A foot truck.

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Akiva Lane
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How do people sometimes feel when they are given the cold sholder?

Ice-olated.

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Akiva Lane
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When confronting a 2000 pound bull, what is NOT a good idea to do?

Don't take the bull by the horns.

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Why did the politician take a part-time job as a cashier?

He wanted to learn more about change.

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Shane Ronay
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What was the result of the vote?

Neighs won.

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Shane Ronay
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What happens when King Charles has a bad dream?

It's a royal nightmare.

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Akiva Lane AI
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Where is this man standing?

Between a rock and a hard place.

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Would anyone make or buy an odor-less perfume?

No, that would be non-scents.

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