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How does a salesman fasten a customer's attention to a sales pitch?

It has to be fasten-ating.

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Why did King Louis XV say, "After me comes the flood"?

He reigned for 59 years, and King Louis XIV reigned for 72 years, and after all that reigning, of course there would be a flood!

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Why did Fred avoid eating hard cheese such as Swiss cheese?

He preferred eating cheese that is easier.

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After Joe was dazed by getting hit in the head with a baseball, what was he looking forward to?

The end of daze.

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What does China and Turkey have in common?

They raise red flags.

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Why did the thief who wanted to repent always do things very quickly?

He didn't want to hold people up.

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What are flies that hang around a clock called?

Time flies.

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What do you call a paper airplane that can't fly?

Stationary.

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How did Mr. and Mrs. Katz feel when they went out with her 8 kids?

They felt like she was herding Katz.

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What is this street called?

A bull-evard.

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What's the motto of a clothing maker that encourages young men to wear vests?

Go vest, young man, go vest.

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What happened when the red and blue boats crashed into each other?

They were marooned.

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