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How do you describe someone who is scared about a plane he is about to get on?

He has reservations about the reservation.

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What happened when Phil decided to do a brain transplant?

He changed his mind.

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How did the the drunkard summarize his drinking binge?

With a short schnapsis

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What song does this represent?

Oh say can you see.

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When we treat others with tact, what is the result?

Our relationships remain intact.

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What 3 letters do you have to be very cautious and wary of?

NME

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Why do some people seem to find things out before others?

They're member of the heard.

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What part of the day does not have an odd amount of Ning?

The Even Ning.

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Why did the lawyer have a fish tank in his office?

It made everything more o-fish-al.

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What does a penthouse have in common with the lead article in a magazine?

They are both a cover story.

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What math term did Alice not like?

The mean.

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Which city outlawed the use of doorbells?

Knocksville, TN

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