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Why did Evelyn go to only one store in the mall?

She felt: You see one, you see the mall.

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What letter is good for a cough?

T

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Why didn't Joe buy the white horse when when he had all black horses?

Because it was a horse of a different color.

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How did Arnold like kick-boxing?

He got a kick out of it.

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What kind of tea commands respect?

Authora tea.

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Why is a body of water on the moon crazy?

It's a luna sea.

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What are commas, periods, and question marks that are used in puns called?

Pun-cuation.

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What did Maxine do when she lost her job?

She wrote a resume in order to resume working.

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What is a first aid station for clowns called?

Comic relief.

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How were people getting hit by the same bicycle every day?

It was a vicous cycle.

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Are those mooneshiners still in business?

They STILL are.

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Why did Arlene dislike washing the dishes?

It gave her a sinking feeling.

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