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Why did the barbershop realize it was a mistake to have two barbershop poles?

People thought it was bi-polar.

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What is the time called after mailing a letter?

Post post.

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Why did Joe work in a pizza shop?

He kneaded the dough.

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Which industry helps news broadcast companies remain profitable?

Radiology

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Why did Andy try using lots of apps?

He thought they would make him appy!

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What do the words pigment, canvas, and paintbrush all have in common?

They are all terms of art.

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After Joe's dog Spot ran away, why was his house cleaner?

Because it was Spot-less.

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What is common with the words Human and Humor?

They both begin with a focus on the word 'You'.

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What crime does this describe?

Assault and battery.

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What's good about having a one-track mind?

You don't easily go off the rails.

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What interpersonal skill is named after a Greek legend?

Apollo gize.

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Why is laughing out loud forbidden in Hawaii?

It's a low ha state.

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