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Why did the dirty dishes in the sink feel connected to each other?

Because they were all in sync.

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Akiva Weiss
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Why can't you go hungry at the beach?

Because of the sand which is there.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did the chiropractor avoid doing anything too experimental with his patients?

He was concerned it might backfire.

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Akiva Lane
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What vitamin is good for the eyes?

Vitamin see.

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Akiva Lane
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How did Betty feel about her new job pressing clothes?

She found the pressing depressing.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Alan give a tip to the bartender?

Because he felt tipsy.

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Shane Ronay
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What was the message on the chiropractor's answering machine?

We'll get BACK to you.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Bill start running the 100 yard dash?

He wanted to get his life back on track.

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Shane Ronay
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What's a good name for a plumbing supply distributor?

Sink Inc.

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Akiva Lane
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What is another name for the stock market dot com bubble that popped in 2000?

The Com before the storm.

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call a zoo that feeds the animals zucchinis?

A zoo-kini.

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Why did Trump remove the restrictions on plastic straws?

Because in terms of government intervention, it was the last straw.

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