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What did Jimmy call the money he made from selling thumb tacks?

Income tacks.

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What is this called?

The last straw.

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Why does John like recruiting people to work in skyscrapers?

He loved telling people they were highered.

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What do sales people, bartenders, and baseball teams have in common?

They all have pitchers.

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When the desire to repent is pent-up, where does one repent?

In a pent-house.

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What does a lumber mill have in common with a computer?

They both have logs.

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Why did the man stop returning to the buffet?

He was fed up.

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Why did the tight-rope walker wear warm shoes?

He was concerned about getting cold feet.

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Which doctor is best to oversee your knee surgery?

The Joint Chief of Staff

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Why should we have more appreciation for street contractors?

Because they pave the way for us.

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When one spouse says, 'I've had it up to here', what can the other spouse say?

What is 'it' and where is 'here'?

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What's happening here?

Deliberations in a kangaroo court.

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