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What did Ted say about his playing a bagel in the school play?

My role is a roll.

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Shane Ronay
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Why was the nurse pleased to immunize this boy?

Because she was giving him her best shot.

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Akiva Lane
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What do dates and apples have it common?

One comes from a palm tree, the other comes from a pomme tree.

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What do call someone who is very stitious?

Superstitious.

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Why did Billy write in all capital letters?

He wanted to practice being a Capitalist.

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Shane Ronay
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What do you call a PhD in Mathematics?

An Add Executive.

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What do you call someone who is crazy about money?

A dough nut.

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Why did Olivia put on a hat whenever she wanted to keep a secret?

Because she had to keep the secret under her hat.

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Why did the union leader start ironing his shirt?

Because he didn't want to strike until the iron was hot.

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What are the germs on a person's back called?

Back-teria.

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Shane Ronay
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Why should you learn sign language?

It comes in handy.

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Why should we have more appreciation for street contractors?

Because they pave the way for us.

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