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Why did the people playing poker surround themselves with bushes?

They wanted to hedge their bets.

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Why don't vegetarian's fight with each other?

Because they don't want to have a beef with each other.

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Why did the flock of unshorn sheep keep bumping into each other?

They had the wool over their eyes

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What do you call kids eating chips?

The munch and crunch bunch.

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What is it called when people make big letters on the ground?

Typography topography.

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Why was the keyboard unhappy?

Because its keys were always depressed.

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Why was Mike concerned about the liquids that he drank?

Because after he drank them, they were drunk.

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What is this showing?

It's a gargling gargoyle.

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Akiva Lane
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What does superman use to keep the sun from his eyes?

A super visor.

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How did Arnie feel when he slipped in the garbage dump?

He felt down in the dumps.

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Why was it that in the ancient world harps could not be trusted?

Because they were all lyres.

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Which sea creature is not friendly to other sea creatures?

Anemone

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