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Why did Betty need to call the dry cleaner where she had left her clothes?

She had a pressing question.

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What is a book called that is a collection of reviews about the movie Psycho?

Psycho Analysis

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Why did Janet eat from a bag of dates when she talked to Joe at work?

She wanted him to ask her for a date.

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How did we know the Russian musician would be a good match for the ballet dancer?

Because he played the ballet lika.

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Why did Andy become a tightrope walker in the circus?

He was told that big money could be made in jobs that are online.

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Which martial art was this rabbi most proficient at?

Jew-Jitsu

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How did the English teacher teach the class spelling?

She cast them under her spell.

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What did the therapist tell Francine?

Her problems were all in her head.

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What is someone called who is so good at finding things, that people pay for searching?

Profound.

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Do clothes hanging out to dry use the internet?

Yes, they're online.

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Why did the people realize that calling their town Competent was not a good idea?

Then all the people in the town would be in Competent.

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Do professional golfers practice for all 19 holes?

Of course.

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