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What did the sweet potato with amnesia say?

I don't know who I yam.

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What is a bank for pigs called?

A piggy bank.

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Yisro Whale

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What are tests in cosmetic school called?

Make-up exams.

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What is happening to this car?

It's being toad.

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Why was the lady afraid to get her head measured at sea?

She was afraid of cap sizing.

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How do you translate MS/DOS from Hebrew to English?

Honest Thinking (Emes Das)

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How did Bonnie and Clyde's son-in-law refer to them?

My in-laws the out-laws.

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Why wasn't Lucy happy about her schedule?

Because she was so busy, it wasn't funny.

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When Samantha's parrot flew away, what shape did it remind her of?

Polygon.

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How is a person who is looking for parking like Lady Macbeth?

He feels like saying 'Out out damn spot'!

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What did the man say whose property was destroyed by a meteor?

It really left an impact.

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