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Why did the man visit his doctor with such tendency?

He had tendonitis.

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What happened when a truck carrying strawberries got into an accident?

A traffic jam.

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What does a faucet, a clock, and an athlete have in common?

The are all running.

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Why did Bill start working at the factory that makes incense?

Because it made sense.

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When a doctor displayed the brain image of a high IQ person, what was the reaction?

That it was ingenious.

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How did Jacob feel about Rivka's borther Lavan when he worked for Lavan for 20 years?

He felt that Lavan wasn't lovin'.

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How do we know that the army of Turkey is brave?

So people know that they are not chicken.

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What do longshoremen and medical secretaries have in common?

The both work at the docs.

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What kind of tonic is very boring?

Monotonic.

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Why is being grateful the best investment?

It always appreciates.

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What do sales people do when they make big sales?

They have a sell-abration.

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When Sara asked her friends to contribute to make the chocolate chip cookies, did they?

Yes, they chipped in.

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