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Why are bananas so popular?

They have a peel.

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Why did Alan make sure his deck wasn't empty when he played with his kids?

He wanted to make sure he was playing with a full deck.

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What is it called when the earth shakes around a duck farm?

An earth quack.

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What is another name for the Stanley Cup Finals?

The Punch Bowl

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Why do dessert lovers like this airline?

They serve pie in the sky.

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How did Max feel about his rash?

He found it very irritating.

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What do you need to spell the word Panda?

Just a P and A.

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What song mentions a fly that looks like a shoe?

Shoe fly, don't bother me.

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How do you describe the protesters living in tents in front of City Hall?

A tent city in a tense city.

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What do you call it when everyone in a group hears and believes the same thing?

A heard mentality.

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What did the long catepillar say to its friends when it was becoming a butterfly?

See you in a while, I won't be long.

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What is a very good thing about Switzerland?

Their flag is a big plus.

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