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What food is good for protecting a house?

Lox.

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Though Joe was a great pitcher, why did he insist on playing other positions on the baseball team?

He didn't want to be pitch-in holed.

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What is true about most of the of fish in Paris?

They are in Seine

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What permission did the poet need to write poetry?

Poetic license.

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Why did the tight-rope walker wear warm shoes?

He was concerned about getting cold feet.

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What's good about using lion bookends?

Then you can read between the lions.

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What did the sweet potato with amnesia say?

I don't know who I yam.

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What type of gopher is the most difficult to keep out of a celery patch?

A stalker

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What do you need to spell the word Panda?

Just a P and A.

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What do you call a group of cars that are flooded after a hurricane?

A car pool.

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Why didn't Bill want to work in the ice cream factory?

He didn't like working on sundaes.

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When Sharon found an old copy of Crime and Punishment, what was she holding?

A dusty Dostoevsky.

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