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Why can't one say that all Generals are good at what they do?

Because that would be a generalization.

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What medicine calms you down while watching a play?

Drama-mine

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What did the English actor say when asked if this image could be in England?

Yes, that's my queue.

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What is a coat with only sleeves called?

A coat of arms.

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What is it called when parents provide good guidance for their children?

Power steering.

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How did Bill feel when he searched for gold, and found a profitable iron mine?

He thought it was ironic.

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A book about basement renovation ideas?

Best Cellars

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What do you call a hippopotamus with long hair?

A hippie potamus.

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What happens if two silk worms have a race?

They end in a tie.

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What is a baseball bat that is used to destroy fans?

A fan club.

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What's wrong with overseeing a coatroom in July?

Nobody has hang-ups.

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What is the scan number on a box of cereal called?

Its cereal number.

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