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What do you call someone who puts together kitchen cabinets?

A counter fitter.

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What is ironic about Greenland and Iceland?

Greenland is mainly ice, and Iceland is mainly green.

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When you add up numbers, and are amazed at the result, what is that called?

Awe sum.

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How did Max feel about pulling his old couch to the junkyard?

It was such a drag.

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What do you call two siblings that are sleeping next to each other?

Nap Kins

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What does a surfer and new employee have in common?

They are both involved with on-boarding.

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What phrase both applies and does not apply to the Titanic?

"Icy" does apply. 'I see" does not apply.

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What's another name for a metronome.

A beat-nik.

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What do you call an eating contest to see who can eat the fastest?

The gulp war.

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What did kids say about a turtle that had been their teacher?

The tortoise taught us.

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What did the cosmetics company do when customers complained about some impure ingredients?

They wanted to make up with the customers about the make up of the makeup.

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Is it good to tie something with a frayed knot?

I'm afraid not.

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