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What is an army of babies called?

Infantry.

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What is a good name for a very aggressive soda can?

Ghengiz Can.

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What is Martha's parrot's name, if its second name is Esther?

Polly Esther.

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What was the judge's response when the defendant asked for the charge to be waived?

The judge did not agree, and instead he waved it.

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Why did Stu work for the Dept. of Transportation?

He loves hitting the road.

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What kind of tea decreases a person's intelligence?

Stupida tea.

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Why did Amy avoid dating men who publish magazines?

She found they often had issues.

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What is the relationship between a trial and love?

The trial involves justice, and love involves just us.

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Why did the bartender encourage his customers to drink more?

He wanted them to be more tips-y.

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Why did Billy ask his father to take a baseball bat and a bird to the baseball game?

Because he liked bat man and robin.

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How do you describe a seagull that believes everything you say?

Gullible.

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How did Maxine feel when her stomach started crying because of the way she was eating?

She knew she had an upset stomach.

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