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What do you call the top 2 Chinese translators?

The Co-Mandarin Chiefs

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Why did the politician like to winnow grain on the farm?

He liked how it is spelled: win now.

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What's going on here?

The cat is practically out of the bag.

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How do you catch an animal that escaped from its cage?

It needs out of the box thinking.

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Why did the seven dwarves have to go to work every day?

They explain it in their song, 'I owe, I owe, it's off to work we go".

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Why did Fred avoid eating hard cheese such as Swiss cheese?

He preferred eating cheese that is easier.

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What is a large pair of glasses called with lots of people looking at it?

A public spectacle.

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When Arnold found a well full of bees, why did he avoid it?

Because he wanted to be well.

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Why did Sam get up from bed in the morning?

He decided he wasn't going to take it lying down anymore.

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Why should you never scream into one of these?

You'll strain your voice.

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Why did King Louis XV say, "After me the flood"?

Because he rained for 59 years.

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What did they say about the king who was only 12 inches tall?

He was an excellent ruler.

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