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Which doctor would you want overseeing your bacterial infection?

The Chief of Staph

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When the hunter wanted to hunt the deer, how did the deer respond?

I'm game.

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What happens when a problem is solved twice?

It is resolved.

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What happens when military officers attend a party?

They order everyone "a round".

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Why should we have more appreciation for street contractors?

Because they pave the way for us.

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How did Alan like his job in the factory that squeezes grapes?

He found it depressing.

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What is a good chili recipe?

Go outside without a coat.

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What do you call a public bathroom where people talk about politics?

A political potty.

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Why did Jerry avoid taking hot baths?

He tried to avoid things that would get him into hot water.

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What do you call a line at a party waiting for drinks?

The punch line.

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Why shouldn't you ask questions to sugar cane that is fused together?

Because it is canefused.

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How does the bee feel about its beehive?

It feels like it bee-longs.

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