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What does a credit card, a cell phone charger, and a bull all have in common?

They all charge.

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Why didn't the cafeteria label their trays A, B, C, D, etc?

Because the second one would be 'betray'.

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What's the most prevalent sickness among roofers?

Shingles

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Are these seagulls?

No, they're stool pigeons.

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Were there dinosaurs that sprayed smells like a skunk?

If there were, they are now ex-stinked.

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What did Beth say when she saw icebergs from her boat?

I see icy ice seas.

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What do you call two siblings that are sleeping next to each other?

Nap Kins

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Why did Andrea want to date a writer?

She was looking for Mr. Write.

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Why was Timmy destined to become a tennis pro?

He raised a racket since he was young.

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What did Arnold like about geometry?

He thought some of the angles were acute.

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What do you call someone who has a very active radio show?

Radio-active.

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Why did Lucy buy poppies from the florist?

It was Father's Day, and she bought flowers for her pop.

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