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When one spouse says, 'I've had it up to here', what can the other spouse say?

What is 'it' and where is 'here'?

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What do economies and bicycle stores have in common?

They both have cycles.

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Why do chickens tend to have egg-streme political opinions?

Because they don't like being in the middle of the road.

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Why should a person not use black envelopes?

People mind think it's black mail.

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What is it called when you continue an interrupted Zoom call?

Re-zooming the call.

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What is someone called who sees a crime committed at an Apple store?

An iWitness

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Why wasn't Lucy happy about her schedule?

Because she was so busy, it wasn't funny.

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What is an experimental program to teach people to fly, called?

A pilot pilot program.

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What is the room called where people make salad dressings?

The dressing room.

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Why didn't Bill like raquetball?

He thought it was off-the-wall.

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What is the message of a clock with wings?

That time flies.

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Why did Jill often find it difficult to find her sneakers?

She suspected that it was because they were sneaking around the house.

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