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What 5 letters are just empty energy?

MTNRG

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Akiva Lane
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Why did the light bulb have emotional problems?

Because it was turned off.

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Shane Ronay
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Why did astrophysicist Steven Hawking fail his history class?

It wasn't rocket science.

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Jean Boda
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What happened when Brenda yelled into a colander?

She strained her voice.

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Why did Terrie Gross's boyfriend find her mysterious?

Because her name was Miss Terrie.

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What's the problem with a person being in Valid, Sweden?

He's in Valid.

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What is a drug store located in an attic called?

A drug attic.

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Shane Ronay
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How did the Mexican "Uno Dos" bandits get their name?

They'd leave without a "tres".

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Akiva Lane
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When Nancy suggested putting grated cheese on the salad, what was everyone's reaction?

They thought it was grate.

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How did Bill lose so much weight?

Whenever he was about to eat - he thought of the word 'weight', and it reminded him to wait.

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How did Max feel about his rash?

He found it very irritating.

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Shane Ronay
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Which country makes the best pan-seared steaks?

Sear-ya.

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