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Why was Sara confused when she learned about animals on a farm?

She couldn't understand how you could fit animals into a pen?

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What did Heaven say to the angel that put too much dew on the grass?

Don't over dew it.

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Shane Ronay
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This is our new dog, Crusty.

All he does is loaf around all day.

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What is similar about doctors' situations before and after they graduate from medical school?

First they need patience, and then they need patients.

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Who was Karl Marx's sister, and why is she famous?

Her name was Onya, and she invented the starting pistol.

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What do you call a wine bottle that is in the shape of a letter O?

A wine-o.

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What is the plan called where you make sure that you do something productive every single hour of the day?

Hour power.

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Yehuda Lane
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Why couldn't the koala bear be a doctor?

He wasn't koala-fied.

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Why did the loaf of bread feel insecure?

It felt kneady.

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Shane Ronay
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Which U.S. city do people have the hardest time losing weight?

Gainesville, FL

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How did Marty respond when his wife accused him of drinking a fifth of whisky?

He pleaded the fifth.

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How do mountain goats seem to defy gravity on steep slopes?

They use cliffhangers.

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