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What kind of running causes things to become empty?

Running out of things.

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What is a lawyer's favorite girl's name?

Sue.

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Does before come after after, and does after come before before?

Alphabetically yes.

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Shane Ronay
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What type of gopher is the most difficult to keep out of a celery patch?

A stalker

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Shane Ronay
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What did Paul McCartney say when a hornet flew into his house and scared people?

Let it bee

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How do you describe a water dispenser that is broken?

It's out of order, and it's out of water.

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How do we know that this mother duck is popular?

She has a big following.

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To measure the size of a bagel, how much of the bagel do you include?

You include the whole.

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How did Jacob feel about Rivka's borther Lavan when he worked for Lavan for 20 years?

He felt that Lavan wasn't lovin'.

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Yitzchak Berger
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What would happen if Finland closed its borders?

People wouldn't be able to cross the Finnish line.

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Yitzchak Berger
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What does Sudafed mean?

Bringing litigation against a government official.

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What did the table cloth say to the table?

Don't be concerned, I've got you covered.

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