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How did Maxine feel when her stomach started crying because of the way she was eating?

She knew she had an upset stomach.

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Why is sitting sometimes difficult?

You have to sit down and sit up at the same time.

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How do mountain goats seem to defy gravity on steep slopes?

They use cliffhangers.

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Did Betty know where her lost ring was?

Off hand, she didn't know.

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How did the hacker get away?

He ransomeware.

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How did the community feel that after all the planning, the new hospital was finally being built?

It was a ground-breaking event.

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What do you call a scientist who measures how big things are?

A size-mologist.

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What is good motto for a gym, to encourage people to lose weight?

Let there be light!

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How did Billy feel when he blew out the candles on his birthday cake?

He was delighted.

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What did the man's wife say when he woke up hung over, after a party?

She asked what was "ale"ing him.

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Which ethnic food is highest in fiber?

Thai

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Why couldn't Alan sit in a chair when he worked?

He was a stand-up comedian.

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