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What is a person who stops exercizing called?

An ex-exercizer.

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What is this university's sister-school?

Death Valley Tech.

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What do you call a bruise that one gets from falling on Halloween?

A boo-boo.

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What is it called when people hold that only their belief system is valid?

Pious bias.

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Where do books sleep?

Between the covers.

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What did two hungry stomachs say to each other?

Let's rumble.

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What room do bats live in?

The bat room.

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What are reporters who never retire called?

Permanent press.

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Which city do the inhabitants rarely need an alarm clock?

Waco, Texas

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What is the key to the monastery called?

The monk key.

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What do you call a PhD in Mathematics?

An Add Executive.

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What did the bottles of beers in the ice cooler say to each other?

Let's chill.

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