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Why did Amy like giving watches as presents?

She felt there is no present like the time.

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What does Mount Everest and Las Vegas have in common?

They both involve 'to bet'.

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What do you call two siblings that are sleeping next to each other?

Nap Kins

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What does the word 'avoidable' mean?

It's what a bull fighter tries to do.

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What did the Howard Knot Rope Company say about its competitors?

They're not Knot knots.

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What do you call someone who is an expert about alarm clocks?

An alarmist.

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What is a sentence that has the words 'the the' right after each other?

I really like the The North Face jacket.

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Why did Jerry Teck become a computer programmer?

Because people always said to him 'Hi Teck'.

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What did the transportation company of cows call themselves?

The moooooovers.

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Did Billy wake up very early to join his friends in the camping trip?

Yes, he rose to the occasion.

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Rock and roll.

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What was Genghis Kahn's attitude that made him successful?

He was Kahn-fident.

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