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When Andrea lost her ring, what did her husband suggest?

Try calling it, and see if it rings.

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How best to describe someone who only sees his own perspective?

MYopic.

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Did Bill Clinton find his wife funny?

He thought she was Hillarious

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Why did Andrea want to date a writer?

She was looking for Mr. Write.

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What is the annual football game for plumbers?

The Toilet Bowl.

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Why didn't the entrepreneur's projects succeed?

Because they never made cents.

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What seven letter word for a tree has all 5 vowels?

Sequoia

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Where did the name "Turks and Caicos" come from?

Someone couldn't pronounce "turquoise".

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What can be the problem with a dynasty?

The word ends with nasty.

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What do you call a group of smart men?

Intelli gents.

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What did Martha says when the box of cookies fell?

That's the way the cookies crumble.

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What kind of money can't be understood?

Non cents.

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