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What is the problem with debt?

The silent bee inside of it can sting.

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What is built into the walls at Microsoft headquarters?

Microsoft windows.

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Why didn't Bill promise his wife that he would be a billionaire?

Because that didn't look very promising.

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Why did Dan double the size of the pockets on his pants?

He was told that to afford everything, he needed deep pockets.

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How much does it cost to swim with sharks?

An arm and a leg.

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What is the difference between an orange and a bad law?

An orange is peeled, and a bad law is repealed.

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Why did George sell his barber shop?

He found cleaning it to be a hair-raising experience.

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Why did the injured man show no emotion for 6 weeks?

He'd broken both his humerus and sternum.

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Why is sitting sometimes difficult?

You have to sit down and sit up at the same time.

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What US city has a name similar to this?

Little Rock

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Why does hot weather seem so smart?

Because it has so many degrees.

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What is a meal eaten by a pilot in a supersonic jet?

Fast food.

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