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If your dog is not telling the truth while it is sleeping, what should you do?

As the saying goes, let sleeping dogs lie.

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Why did the cookie go to the doctor?

Because it felt crummy.

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What is similar about these 2 pictures?

They are both sublime

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What 3 letters do you have to be very cautious and wary of?

NME

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Why did Bill enjoy working in building demolition?

He thought it was a blast!

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What happened when farmer Brown taught his seeds to be concerned about the poor.

The pro seeds went to charity.

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Why did Max really appreciate his shoes?

It was his 'sole' means of support.

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What kind of money can't be understood?

Non cents.

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Why did the writer visit the U.S. Mint?

To coin a phrase.

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What is a sink filled with dirty dishes called?

Dish-sheveled.

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What TV show is about seasoning food?

The spice is right.

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Why was Benjy, who was quite large, like a clock?

His nickname was Big Ben.

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