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How do you describe a water dispenser that is broken?

It's out of order, and it's out of water.

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What did the grapes say when they were stepped on?

Nothing, they just let out a little wine.

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It escapes me.

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What do you call flies that are attracted to the smell of thyme?

Thyme flies.

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How did the elder people like the larger playing cards?

For them it was a big deal.

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What can be said about nurses who help patients with intravenous feeding?

Their work is in vein.

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What is similar between the rules of a bar and buying something at a store?

They both use a bar code.

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What do you call a theatre with chickens?

Fowl play.

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What is a price war and an advertising war between stores called?

Retailiation.

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Why did Jerry Teck become a computer programmer?

Because people always said to him 'Hi Teck'.

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What is the problem with @, #, %, &, and *?

They think that they are special characters.

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What happens if two silk worms have a race?

They end in a tie.

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