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What do you call a PhD in Mathematics?

An Add Executive.

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What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet?

Supplies!

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What kind of doctor is specifically assigned to you?

Your-ologist.

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What will happen if the San Andreas Fault causes an earthquake?

It will be covered by no-fault insurance.

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What do you call a fish that can't sing?

An out-of-tune a fish.

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Why did the man stop returning to the buffet?

He was fed up.

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How did Max feel about having lice?

It made him feel lousy.

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What do you call an Arabic Elvis impersonator?

Amal Shookup

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What is a very strange flea market called?

A bizarre bazaar.

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What con-man conquered a large part of Asia?

Genghis Con

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What does an art school and a bedroom dresser have in common?

They both have drawers.

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Why are men more curious than women?

Because of their "why" chromosomes.

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