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What happens when King Charles has a bad dream?

It's a royal nightmare.

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What do carbon atoms do before they get married?

Carbon dating.

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Why did Matt and Joan feel tension when the dishes weren't washed?

They felt out of sync when the dishes were in the sink.

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Since the hamburger was behind in the race, how could it win?

It needed to ketchup.

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What kind of running causes things to become empty?

Running out of things.

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What was it like during the thunderstorm on the camping trip?

It was intense in the tents.

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What is a good slogan for the Republican Party?

The elephant is relevant.

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How did the writer feel when his books were no longer cited?

He felt ex-cited.

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What is it called when you wave to someone with a small gesture?

A micro wave.

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Why was Timmy destined to become a tennis pro?

He raised a racket since he was young.

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Why did the family have their son set the dinner table?

It was the time of the setting son.

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Why is the Pillsbury doughboy a hippie?

He's a flour child.

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