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During negotiations, why did one side suggest that they continue at the local diner?

They wanted to make a counter offer.

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When John proposed to Joan, what playing card did he look like to Joan?

The King of Hearts.

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This is our new dog, Crusty.

All he does is loaf around all day.

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In what part of our head might there be praying going on all the time?

In our temples.

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Why was the math book sad?

Because it had so many problems.

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Did Betty know where her lost ring was?

Off hand, she didn't know.

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What do you call a road with a lot of curves in it on a very windy day?

A windy windy road.

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How do you describe a seagull that believes everything you say?

Gullible.

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What are lost and found items displayed on a basketball court?

Small claims court.

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What does a warning label on a large strainer say?

Don't strain yourself.

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What happened when Sam lost the sheet listing his debits and credits?

He lost his balance.

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If a construction crew must build their skyscraper 1 floor a day, but fell behind, what should they do?

Make up stories.

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