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Why did this company have a bad reputation?

They were suspected of monkey business.

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What do you call a large amount of stamps?

A stamp-ede.

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Why didn't the cafeteria label their trays A, B, C, D, etc?

Because the second one would be 'betray'.

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How best to describe someone who only sees his own perspective?

MYopic.

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What do you call a duck that is a bad doctor?

A quack.

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What is a cold part of South America?

Chile.

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What did people call the baseball game where everyone got hits that got them onto first base?

A singles event.

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What do you call a group of crying babies?

A whinery.

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Why were the vegetables upset when Marty put salt on them?

They felt assaulted.

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Why did Jon quit his job at the marble quarry?

He was always between a rock and a hard place.

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How did the young lady feel when her date was rude?

She felt dis-missed.

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What do you call it when the mother and midwife work hard together to give birth to a baby?

A labor union.

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