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What is Santa Claus's favorite agricultural activity?

Hoe, hoe, hoe.

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Akiva Lane
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Why was the newborn baby bored?

Because his mother just bore him.

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Why did the couple decide to get married?

They found each other very engaging.

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When we treat others with tact, what is the result?

Our relationships remain intact.

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Shane Ronay
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Why did the judge put the man in jail for stealing from the bakery?

Evidence showed he really took the cake.

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Akiva Lane AI
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Why did the butcher not take down the steaks from the top shelf of his freezer?

Because the steaks were too high.

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Are people in a family 'absolute'?

They are 'relative', that's why they are called relatives.

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What music do you wrap presents to?

Rap music.

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call people who eat in a steak restaurant?

Steak holders.

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Shane Ronay
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What is as important as a good watch dog?

A good CAT scan

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Akiva Lane
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How do you get rid of weeds?

You have to get to the root of the problem.

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How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh?

Ten-tickles.

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