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What is the difference between an accountant and a psychologist?

An accountant deals with invoices, and a psychologist deals with inner voices.

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What did the dentist say after he examined the comb with a lot of thin teeth?

You're fine.

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What do you call a chiropractor in Egypt?

A Cairo Practor.

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What can you say about a book describing the Basement Museum?

It's a best celler.

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Why did the man visit his doctor with such tendency?

He had tendonitis.

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Why are lawyers happy?

Because they're always dealing with parties.

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What did the doctor use this room for?

A wading room

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Why didn't Maxine like using coupons that could be torn out of magazines?

She thought they were a rip-off.

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What is a good name for a locksmith that serves food?

Bagels and locks.

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What do you call loving swing music in Michigan?

Being in a swing state in a swing state.

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Why didn't people trust the model E phone?

They thought it was a phoney.

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Are there cows that can produce grape juice?

No, that's udderly ridiculous.

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