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What do you call skinny chickens?

Paltry poultry.

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How to refer to someone who suddenly became a grandmother?

An Instagram

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What would you call one of these owned by several people?

An OUR Glass

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What do you call someone who is dishonest with words?

A lexi-con.

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What do reptiles and music have in common?

They both have scales.

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What's a good career path for those with wit and a command over language?

A pundit.

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What might a person be on if they can't be heard?

On mute.

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What novel does this represent?

Frank and stein.

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What did the cop say to the driver who offered a bribe?

Fine.

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Why did bill choose gastroenterology as a medical specialty?

He had a gut feeling.

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The order of what 2 syllables makes the difference between happy and sad?

Being upbeat is better than being beat up.

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What is the motto of a store that sends packaged liver to customers?

We deliver de liver.

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