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What is similar between estimates and baseball players?

They both involve ball park figures.

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Why did the athlete's manager have him take trains instead of planes?

He felt he could use all the training he could get.

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Why wasn't Tom happy with the fund his broker suggest he buy?

The feeling wasn't mutual.

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Why are the internal parts of the body called organs?

Because they are all so well organized.

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In the body, what is between tendon B and tendon D.

Tendency.

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How do you say in one word that the media is not high quality?

Mediacrity.

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Why did the sea have to be created quickly?

It was an emergent sea.

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What does an orchestra and a destructive mob have in common?

They both have violins.

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How is America similar to those who figured out how to make a bus that looked like a cylinder?

Column bus discovery

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What kind of exercize is not worth doing?

An exercize in futility.

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How did the moose get into the restaurant?

The customer asked for mousse, and the waiter brought him one.

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Why is it often difficult to communicate messages to other people?

Because often they begin with a mess.

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