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What is the letter O called when it acts strange?

A weirdo.

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Where do you stay if you don't want to move?

You stay put.

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Why didn't Maxine want to charge the lightbulb with a saltwater battery?

She didn't want it to be charged with salt and battery.

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Why did Andrea make beautiful drawings?

That's how she drew attention to herself.

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What is the motto of people who keep to a strict budget?

We have a budget, and we won't let it budge.

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Why did the lawyer have a fish tank in his office?

It made everything more o-fish-al.

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How did Bill feel when he searched for gold, and found a profitable iron mine?

He thought it was ironic.

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Why did Bill avoid using sucking candies?

He didn't want to be considered a sucker.

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Why couldn't the koala bear be a doctor?

He wasn't koala-fied.

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What can you take when you're tired?

You can take a nap or you can take a break.

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What is a problem with the summer?

The weather is heading for a fall.

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What did the hotdog say to his friend the apple?

I want to be frank with you.

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