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Now that the Peter bought a dairy farm, what will he do with it?

He'll milk it for all its worth.

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What is it called when someone surfs on top of a fishing net?

Surfing the net.

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What do dentists never tell their patients?

Keep your mouth shut.

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Why did the police enter the comedy club?

The comedian was a riot.

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What is a stretched rope that walks around called?

A tight rope walker.

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Come Precious...it's time for dinner!

Not right meow.

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What is black when clean, and white when dirty?

A black board.

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What is the exact enrollment at the Carmelite Convent?

Nun

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After going bankrupt, what did Bob name his new honey business?

Plan Bee

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What did the fish say to the fisherman?

If you're interested, drop me a line.

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Why did the guy on a date bring an elephant with him?

He wanted to have appeal.

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Why does John like recruiting people to work in skyscrapers?

He loved telling people they were highered.

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