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Why did they decide that Financial Information and Services Corp is not a good name for the company?

It's abbreviation is FIASCO

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Which hospital uses high-fat condiments to cure diseases?

The Mayo Clinic

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What did the man say when needing to repair his socks?

Darn!

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Why did Fred often touch the four quarters he kept in his pocket?

To remind himself that sometimes change is hard.

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Why was Bob upset when he got a fine?

He didn't think it was fine at all.

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How are a salad and a Paris bathroom similar?

They both accommodate French dressing.

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What word describes eating food out of cans?

Uncanny.

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What is the moment called when you decide if and how much you will tip a waiter?

The tipping point.

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What is a bag called before it wakes up?

A sleeping bag.

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What special symbol weighs more than any other?

The pound.

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Why did people think the silent owl didn't care about things?

Because it didn't give a hoot.

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What did the seamstress say when she couldn't fix a hole in a sweater?

Oh darn it!

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