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How would you describe the fact that ducks make more and better eggs than chickens?

It's a para-ducks.

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What is a sentence that has only the first 5 letters of the alphabet?

A bee C's de E.

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What did the world think about Edison's invention of the light bulb?

They thought it was a brilliant idea.

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Why did Martha feel bad for her calendar?

Because its days are numbered.

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What being always acts and feels lousy?

The louse.

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While building his porch, why was Arnie looking for something called 'scratch'?

Because he was building it from scratch.

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What TV show is about seasoning food?

The spice is right.

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What are axes that are used by criminals called?

Axes of Evil.

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What is this university's sister-school?

Death Valley Tech.

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How do you make a waterbed more bouncy?

Use spring water.

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What is a jacket without curves?

A strait jacket.

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What is a gun in a hat called?

A cap gun.

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