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What did the circus do to the trapeze artist who wasn't performing well?

It suspended him.

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What do they say about a great baseball player?

That the hits just keep on coming!

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If a gun had children, who would they be?

Well, the boy would be a son of a gun.

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Was Anna a vegetarian?

Actually, she was vague on if she was a vegan.

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When Jim forgot to wear his watch, and he was asked what time it is, what did he answer?

Off-hand I can't say.

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Jason Hernandez is 7'3", and wears the largest shoes in the world..

That's quite a feet.

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Why did J.K. Rowling stop writing Harry Potter books after book 7?

That's all she wrote.

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What do dentists never tell their patients?

Keep your mouth shut.

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Why is being grateful the best investment?

It always appreciates.

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How did Elsie the cow feel when she couldn't give milk?

She felt like an udder failure.

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When Mark Gen was knighted, what kind of doctor did he automatically become.

Sir Gen.

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Why was the farm worker disappointed?

He thought he was promised a good salary, but they gave him a good celery.

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