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Why did the telemarketer use his clavicle to rest his headset?

Because that's his caller bone.

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Akiva Lane
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What do students in 12th grade have in common with people in an old-age home?

They are both seniors.

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Akiva Lane
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What was Pandora guilty of?

Out of the box thinking.

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Akiva Lane AI
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What 'joke' did the wife not appreciate when she was preparing a meal on her kitchen counter-top?

When her husband said, 'You're being counter productive."

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Akiva Lane
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If you take a pleated skirt, and take the pleats out, what does it become?

Depleted.

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Shane Ronay
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What happens when military officers attend a party?

They order everyone "a round".

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Shane Ronay
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What was the policeman's response when Bill said he was speeding to get to his yoga class?

He thought it was a stretch.

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Akiva Lane
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When Bob got to the intersection, why did he make a right turn?

He didn't want to make a wrong turn.

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Shane Ronay
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How did this farmer increase his bottom line?

He added a new machine to cut celeries.

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Akiva Lane
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What can be said about people who work around the clock?

They are shiftless.

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Jean Boda
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What happened when Brenda yelled into a colander?

She strained her voice.

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What is another name for the Stanley Cup Finals?

The Punch Bowl

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