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How did the lawyers refer to the case of the pillow company being sued?

The pillow case.

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What do you call male child of a purse?

A purse son.

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What's going on here?

A feeding friendsy.

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'Mer' in French means the sea. Why didn't Jules want to visit the sea at night?

That would be a night mer.

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Why did Bill buy 2 pieces of chord, and gave one to his girlfriend?

He wanted to tie the knot.

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What was the longest mistake in history?

The Roman Error, it lasted 500 years.

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When the tree was cut down, why did it not know how to react?

It was stumped.

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What kind of food is very good for teenagers?

Pro Teen.

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What do luggage stores, elephants, cars, and trees have in common?

They all have trunks.

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Why does filling up tires keep getting more expensive?

Inflation.

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What does Leonard Bernstein and copper have in common?

They are both good conductors.

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What do you call a very long line?

A line's den.

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