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What is it called when a boat company has a special discount on sailboats?

A sail-sale-celebration.

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Why did John feel bad when he stopped dating?

Because he felt out of date.

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Why do 95% of bald people still own a comb?

They can't part with it.

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Why didn't Janet want to wait in line for 5 hours for tickets to the concert?

She didn't know if she could stand it.

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What is similar between certain blood types and a spelling error?

One is a type-O, and the other is a typo.

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What do you call an ocean that fools the boats that are on it?

Hypocra Sea.

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What did the procrastinator tell those who said he'd never get anywhere?

"You just wait!"

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What do you call a scientist whose funding got taken away?

A mad scientist.

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What happened to the person who snuck into the heated swimming pool?

He's now in hot water.

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What game does this represent?

The rose bowl.

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How did Johnny feel when he spent all the pennies in his piggy bank?

It left him cents-less.

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Why did Arlene dislike washing the dishes?

It gave her a sinking feeling.

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