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Why did Sam invest in the perfume company?

It made a lot of scents.

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When Joe visited Alaska, how did he respond when he was told 'Be careful about the grizzly bears'.

He said, "I'll bear that in mind".

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Why did the woman crash into the building where Mark had just been standing?

Her driving instructor told to hit the mark.

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Which paintings are not on display in museums?

Those with no strings attached.

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Where are these people located?

In La-la Land.

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What is the result of a person being cold to others?

He becomes ice-olated.

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How did the man who ate nothing but vegetable soup for decades live to be 100?

He took good stock in himself.

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What is confusing about alarms that get activated?

Do alarms go off, or do they go on?

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What is the result if you combine a sweet pie and a sharp onion?

You get an O-PI-NION that is both sweet and sharp.

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What do you call a road with a lot of curves in it on a very windy day?

A windy windy road.

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What is a berry that doesn't tell the truth about its books?

A lie berry.

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What is a clumsy bee called?

A bumble bee.

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