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How did the "Closed" sign read at the smoke shop?

Close...but no cigar!

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Akiva Lane
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When John proposed to Joan, what playing card did he look like to Joan?

The King of Hearts.

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What do you get when you are in a hurry?

You get going.

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Akiva Lane AI
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What is this man trying to do?

He's trying to make ends meet.

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What is someone called who tunes the instruments for an opera house?

An opera tunist.

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What is it called if someone rebels against the trees?

Tree-son.

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Why didn't the inventor try to make a car engine totally out of wooden parts?

Because he knew it wooden work.

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What is it called when people argue about what to do with a rope?

This cord's discord.

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What is a cartoon of puppets on strings called?

Suspended animation.

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Shane Ronay
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What's good advice when photographing celestial beings?

Be sure you get the best angel.

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Akiva Lane
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Why didn't Joe like running at the track?

He felt like he was just running around in circles.

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What was the nickname of the orchestra conducter for the orchestra whose nickname was 'Heat'?

'Metal', because Metal conducts Heat.

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