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What is another name for misleading and dangerous advertising?

Ad vice.

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What happened when the truck carrying jelly had an accident?

Traffic jam.

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What happened when a truck carrying strawberries got into an accident?

A traffic jam.

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What is it called when a parrot chews off and swallows the weak end of a stick?

A weekend in parrots.

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What was Bill's reaction when he found a hole in the wall of the outhouse?

"I need that like a hole in the head'.

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How did Arnie feel when he slipped in the garbage dump?

He felt down in the dumps.

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Why do people love Tom so much?

It's his rye sense of humor.

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What room does Batman live in?

The Bat-room.

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Why did the people realize that calling their town Competent was not a good idea?

Then all the people in the town would be in Competent.

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Is it possible to Google a goose?

Yes, but easier to Google a gaggle.

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What do you call a collie with a flower in its hair and eating melon?

Melancholy Cauliflower

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Why did Nicholas's friends call him 'Nick'?

Because that was his nickname.

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