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What do you call a Jewish congregation in Orange County that tries to focus on their prayers?

Concentrated Orange Jews.

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What does the army and the wind have in common?

They both can have a draft.

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How did the teacher feel when he realized that no one was paying attention to him?

He felt like he was the chairman of the bored.

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Why did he buy his electric car with a credit card?

Because he knew that the car needed to be charged.

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What do you call a young female cow?

Miss Steak.

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What do you call someone who is an expert about alarm clocks?

An alarmist.

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Why didn't the actor work on Passover?

He couldn't have any roles.

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What are people who work for the telephone company in Poland called?

Telephone Poles.

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What did the grapes say when they were stepped on?

Nothing, they just let out a little wine.

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What kind of insect has a name that indicates that it's always running away?

The flea.

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Is it better to study for longer or shorter periods of time?

Either way, the answer is "know"

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How did the horses feel when they were moved to a different stable?

They felt destabilized

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