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Why are reading glasses called glasses?

Because they are made from plastic?

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What can you say about someone who wanted something for a long time?

The longing was long.

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What does a casual dresser and DNA have in common?

Jeans.

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What word describes a great car salesman?

He has car-isma.

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If before marriage a man is incomplete, what is he after he gets married?

He's finished.

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What do you do when your electrical system short-circuits?

Re-fuse to make it work.

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What did Ben say when the tanks came and saved his village during the war?

Tanks.

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What word means both 'large' and 'disgusting'?

Gross

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When the Jacob's family made a home movie, why did they include eating hotdogs at the barbecue?

The hotdogs were perfect for the role.

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What are thick paper cups called when they are cold?

Hot cups.

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What does a surfer and new employee have in common?

They are both involved with on-boarding.

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How does a doctor thank someone for referrals?

Thank you for your patients.

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