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How did Sam feel when he left the Far East?

He felt dis-oriented.

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Why did Sir Edmund Hillary climb Mount Everest?

It peaked his interest.

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Do horse's owners put a lot in a horse's mouth?

No, just a little bit.

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When the class made a puppet show, why did they buy a bag of rolls?

Because each puppet had a different roll.

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What's the biggest myth about this school?

That it's a Mens Only college (boys).

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What collection of animals gets its name from the sounds they make together?

A herd.

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How did Madam Sonia become a fortune teller?

By "chants"

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When the phone caller said 'I hope I'm not disturbing you', how did Andy respond?

Andy said, "You can't disturb me, because I'm already disturbed".

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What are lost and found items displayed on a basketball court?

Small claims court.

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What demonstrated Rover's loyalty most?

He'd jump through hoops.

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Why was Charlie so concerned when he found a hole in his bag of marbles that he never noticed before?

He thought that he might be losing his marbles.

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What room does Batman live in?

The Bat-room.

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