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What do you call a delicious English herring?

Yum kippers.

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What happened with Fred by mistake gave his wife glue stick instead of chapstick?

Now she's not talking to him.

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What is a combination of a pig and a pine tree?

A porcupine.

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What happened when Bob decided to use a Neuralink chip in his brain?

He changed his mind.

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Who owns the largest number of private business aircraft?

King Lear

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What do you call a successful young man that hardly ever sleeps?

A son that never sets.

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What kind of tea is good for mental health?

Sana Tea.

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Why did the barbershop realize it was a mistake to have two barbershop poles?

People thought it was bi-polar.

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What 2 letters are similar to jealousy?

NV

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Why don't red and blue get along with each other?

They are on different wavelengths.

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What do you call a wine bottle that is in the shape of a letter O?

A wine-o.

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If a person was stranded on a desert island, what color would he find there?

Maroon.

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