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What should you avoid pressing when near a cliff?

The press-ipice.

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What do you call someone in a doctor's office that is in a hurry to see the doctor.

Im-patient.

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It's a reddish radish in a red dish.

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Why did the butcher not take down the steaks from the top shelf of his freezer?

Because the steaks were too high.

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What is the status of one's yard after cleaning up after the dog?

It's dooty-free.

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In 1900 two brothers tried to make an airplane, why did they fail?

Because they were the wrong brothers.

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What are the benefits of having a sense of wonder (one-der)?

It can help you feel at 'one' with everything.

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What do you call a factory that makes OK products?

A satis factory.

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What kind of static is very happy?

Ecstatic.

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Where does superman shop for food?

The supermarket.

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What was James Bond's nickname when he travelled a lot?

Vaga Bond

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How did the rock group debase themselves?

By firing their bass player.

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