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How did the ferris wheel owner feel about having almost no customers?

He felt like he was just spinning his wheels.

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How did the family feel after a great day at the amusement park?

They didn't want anything to dispel the spell.

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Why does filling up tires keep getting more expensive?

Inflation.

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How did Jim feel when he found he loved working at the call center, talking to interesting people all day?

He felt that he had found his calling.

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Why did a lot of people want to use Alan Richter's bathroom scale?

Because they wanted to know what they weighed on the Richter scale.

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What is something that we wear that is called by the material that it used to be made from?

Glasses.

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Why did the city clean up it's large city dump?

Because people felt that its waste line was unsightly.

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When Jeff asked his friend, "What is worse, ignorance or apathy?" how did his friend answer?

His friend answered, "I don't know, and I don't care".

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What happened when the small dog fell into a large pot of blueberries?

It was berried.

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Why is a popsicle made of mist so interesting?

It's mistacle.

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What is happening here?

Eve is giving Adam an Apple iPhone.

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Why did Molly prefer accepting credit cards than cash?

With all the paper money and change, it takes longer until the cash registers.

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