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With the rule "I before E except after C', why is the word 'seize' an exception?

Because it is totally made up 'Seize'

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What is the name of a locksmith store where the locksmith has blond hair

Goldi Locks.

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Why didn't Maxine want to charge the lightbulb with a saltwater battery?

She didn't want it to be charged with salt and battery.

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What type of granite is always red?

A pomegranate.

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How did Bill feel after he spent time crushing soda cans?

It was soda pressing.

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How do you describe people who like good writing?

They are pro prose pros.

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How did Betty feel when her guests said they wanted coffee instead of her delicious Thyme tea?

She didn't want to waste her Thyme on them.

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What is the difference between a lawsuit, a birthday, and politics?

A lawsuit has 2 parties, a birthday has 1 party, and politics has many parties.

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What is a list of people from Czechoslovakia called?

A Czech list.

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How are making puns similar to oil drilling?

They both can be crude or refined.

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What time is it 15 minutes before you finish a meal?

A quarter to ate.

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Where is the Royal Rodeo held?

Buckingham palace.

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