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Why couldn't Alan sit in a chair when he worked?

He was a stand-up comedian.

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What do you call a President that is also a dentist?

President-ist.

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What award did Frank Lloyd Wright win with this design?

A stairing contest

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What is another name for the stock market dot com bubble that popped in 2000?

The Com before the storm.

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What kind of point is not sharp?

A moot point.

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What did the seal with the broken arm say to the shark?

Do not consume when seal is broken.

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Why did the bed feel bad?

When people slept on it, it felt under a rest.

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How do you compare baseball, bowling, and unions?

Baseball: 3 strikes=out, Bowling: 12 strikes= perfect game, Union: strikes are unlimited.

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What does a baseball cap and an overturned boat have in common?

Cap size.

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Why did Emily like making her bed in the morning?

Because then she felt like she had it made.

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What was Maxine's reaction when the website asked her to refresh her internet browser?

She found that it was a refreshing experience.

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Why was Billy very careful blowing out the candles on his birthday cake?

This was his big birthday party, and he didn't want to blow it.

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