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What is a relative of an air pump called?

A pump kin.

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Why did Janet eat from a bag of dates when she talked to Joe at work?

She wanted him to ask her for a date.

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What can you take when you want some exercize?

You can take a walk.

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Why did Amanda enjoy re-reading books by James Joyce?

She liked re-Joyce-ing.

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Why was this year's Chili Cook-off cancelled?

Somebody spilled the beans.

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Why couldn't serfs get ahead during the Middle Ages?

Life was feudal.

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Why did the football player like feeling the backs of geese?

He liked the idea of 'touch down'.

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If an earthen-ware pot gets cracked, what is it called?

A crack-pot.

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What is the thinnest coat?

A coat of paint.

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How does a skunk know how to release its smell?

It uses its in-stinked.

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If before marriage a man is incomplete, what is he after he gets married?

He's finished.

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If seagulls fly near the sea, what birds fly near the bay?

Bagels.

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