Pictures:

Why were the homeowner's dogs silent when a burglar came and went?

They were hush puppies.

1289

What is a good 2-part security method?

Beagles and locks.

2549

Which vegetable is best served mashed?

Squash

1046

What fairy tale is about using puns in rap music?

Rap-pun-zel.

425

What novel experience did Dan like to share with others?

His joy of reading new novels.

1088

How did the spice feel when it were burned?

It was incensed.

2086

What kind of animal tries to keep all the bushes to itself?

A hedgehog.

467

What 2 letters do you say when you realize something?

I C

1941

What is it called when carpets are dropped out of planes?

Carpet bombing.

1878

Why did the CEO move the company from the 3rd floor to the 4th floor?

Because he wanted to take the company to the next level.

860

Why couldn't the pony sing?

Because he was a little hoarse.

2643

What did the miner say when he found gold?

It's mine!

1583