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Why didn't Martha mind that she had a run in her stockings?

She figured it didn't really matter in the long run.

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When Marsha told her husband on the phone that she was late, why did he call the police?

She said she was being held up.

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Why did Bill buy 2 pieces of chord, and gave one to his girlfriend?

He wanted to tie the knot.

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How do you describe a doctor that is against nasal sprays?

He's anti anti-histamines.

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Why did the seven dwarves have to go to work every day?

They explain it in their song, 'I owe, I owe, it's off to work we go".

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Yehuda Lane
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What is a pile of cats called?

A meow-ntain

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Why was the king nauseous?

Because the people were revolting.

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Why did the dog bark at the tree?

It was responding to the bark of the tree.

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How did Arnold feel about his budget?

He wants to budge it.

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Shane Ronay
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Why do people in the Czech capital feel priviledged?

They're used to their Prague-ative.

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Why is a sleeping person like a spy?

Because he is under cover.

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How many teenagers does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one. He stands still, and the world revolves around him.

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