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Why did Martha feel so tired, that she felt like the back of a car?

She was exhausted, and two tired.

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What can you take when you're tired?

You can take a nap or you can take a break.

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How did Max feel about having lice?

It made him feel lousy.

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What did the king's wife say to the king?

Reign, dear.

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Even though Julie loved history, why did she choose not be a historian?

There was no future in it.

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Why was was it so loud everywhere Tim went?

He liked stealing everyone's thunder.

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What's a good name for a plumbing supply distributor?

Sink Inc.

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What kind of tea protects you when you buy something?

Warren Tea.

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What part of the computer screen do you have to be careful about what it says?

The cursor.

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What kind of headlines do people not like to see?

The ones in their forehead, because it indicates worry and tension.

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Why is the word 'laptop' misleading?

It shouldn't be used on the lap, because of the heat and radiation it generates to the body.

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Why do chickens tend to have egg-streme political opinions?

Because they don't like being in the middle of the road.

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