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When the wind blew the large plastic cans all over, why did they change to steel cans?

When it's windy, steel cans still can be still cans.

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Why do we regard wine as special?

Because it is from de vine.

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What do the words pigment, canvas, and paintbrush all have in common?

They are all terms of art.

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What is this man doing in the doctor's office?

Drawing blood.

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What was Bill's nickname after he was able to drive to avoid the tornado?

Mister "missed the twister".

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What is the exact enrollment at the Carmelite Convent?

Nun

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At what time did King Arthur's knight complain about a stomach ache?

In the middle of the knight.

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When Betty felt the need to express herself, what did she do?

She drove on the the expressway.

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What is this?

A square not.

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When did the mother of a newborn boy wake up?

At son rise.

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What flower is named after a dog?

Collie flower.

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When Alan and Betty Jones got lost during the African safari, what was their main worry?

They didn't want to be caught behind enemy lions.

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