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Yitzchak Berger
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Why was the teacher arrested for using a compass and a ruler?

They are considered weapons of maths destruction.

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Akiva Lane
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What is the difference between Moby Dick and a blues band?

One is a blue whale, and the other is a blue wail.

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What did Arnold like about geometry?

He thought some of the angles were acute.

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Mendy Zeiger
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How did the hacker get away?

He ransomeware.

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Zev Juravel
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What electronic device is named after an American insect?

USB

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What would it be called if animals gave birth from their hands?

Pregnant paws.

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What do bats celebrate when they come of age?

Their bat mitzvah.

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When Shakespeare had writer's block, what was his motto?

Where there's a Will, there's a way.

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How do we know that the amount of seeds in a pear is an even number?

They come in pears.

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Moshe Sherizen
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Why did Arlene bring lipstick and eye shadow to school?

She had a make-up exam.

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How did Maxine fold up her laptop?

She folded the screen down.

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Why didn't Arnold answer questions about beans?

Because he didn't know beans about it.

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