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Shane Ronay
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Why did the gardener see a dermotologist?

Because of his green thumb.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Joe, in his new job, feel like the wheels of a car?

He felt tired and under pressure.

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Moshe Sherizen
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What do you call a train carrying bubble gum?

A chew-chew train.

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Akiva Lane
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What does someone say to a friend who he thinks is too optimistic?

You topian!

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Why in the army do they avoid giving treats twice?

That would involve a re-treat.

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If the Allentown bank merged with Capital One bank, what would it be called?

Al Capone.

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How did Lisa feel when she found that someone had pressed all the buttons in the elevator?

She found it depressing.

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How is Jim doing at his new job hanging up clothes in the department store?

He's getting the hang of it.

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Akiva Lane AI
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What happened when someone bumped into Billy, causing him to drop his piggy bank into the river?

He was left cents-less.

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What happened when the truck carrying jelly had an accident?

Traffic jam.

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What is a group of people who share an interest in learning about and fixing electric fans?

A fan club.

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How did Bob react when his friend said, 'You look so sunburned, did you use enough sun tan oil'.

Bob responded, 'You don't have to rub in in.'

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