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Why was Linda afraid of using Chapstick?

Her pharmacist said it was lip bomb.

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What can happen to our calves if we eat too much?

They can become cows.

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How did Bonnie and Clyde's son-in-law refer to them?

My in-laws the out-laws.

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What is common with the words Human and Humor?

They both begin with a focus on the word 'You'.

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What word means to attach things together and can be used to chase something away?

Stick.

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What is confusing about alarms that get activated?

Do alarms go off, or do they go on?

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What is it called when people talk about their disagreements?

The disgust is discussed.

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What do you call Israelis that have vineyards?

Grape Jews.

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When Anne's mother suggested that she learn how to play bridge, what was Anne's response?

I'll cross that bridge when I come to it.

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How did the world get its name?

Because when it spins around, it is whirled.

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What did the cherry tree say to George Washington?

Don't ax me.

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What happens to dairy cows when they die?

They get CREAMated.

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