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Where is the best place to find highly unusual things?

A bizarre

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Akiva Lane
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What are thick paper cups called when they are cold?

Hot cups.

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Akiva Lane
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What kind of tonic is very boring?

Monotonic.

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Akiva Lane
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What is a course called where you learn to be a doctor with material you get in the mail?

A post doctorate.

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Why did Marsha make a knot in the shape of the letter Y?

She figured 'Why not'?

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Shane Ronay
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What's good advice when photographing celestial beings?

Be sure you get the best angel.

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call a ball that looks like the earth and lights up?

A global glow ball.

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What word means both 'large' and 'disgusting'?

Gross

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What did it prove when the teacher forced the class to write a long essay?

That might makes write.

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Why do you have to be very careful after drinking water?

Because after you drink it, it's drunk.

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What did Bill's father answer when Bill asked if he understood what an eclipse is?

No, son.

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Why did the insulted person steal a fence?

Because he took offense.

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