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What's the source of a pig's pink color?

Pigment.

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What do you call someone who takes dents out of cars?

A dentist.

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What is a nursery for babies called?

A wiggle room.

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Why did the army's mortar shells keep falling out?

They were dealing with a loose canon.

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Why did Bill enjoy working in building demolition?

He thought it was a blast!

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Why did Billy ask to borrow his friend's shoes?

Because he was told not to judge someone until you stand in their shoes.

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What do you call a tile that can do many things?

Versa tile.

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What do you call someone in a doctor's office that is in a hurry to see the doctor.

Im-patient.

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What bird should learn better manners in terms of how to treat others?

The mockingbird.

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What do the words pigment, canvas, and paintbrush all have in common?

They are all terms of art.

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Why did King Midas make a well?

He thought, I might as well.

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What does an orchestra have to do with war?

They both involve violins.

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