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What group of letters do planes fly over?

They fly over C's.

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Why do courthouses attract the most audiophiles?

Because of the "hearings".

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Which doctor would you want overseeing your bacterial infection?

The Chief of Staph

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What can you say about the courtroom of Judge Alan Fier?

Each of his trials was a trial by Fier.

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What would happen if Earth was attacked by giant spiders from outer space?

A world wide web.

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What do you call a place where you can relax and sort things out?

A re-sort.

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Who oversees chickens?

Chicken Tenders

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What is someone called who is an expert at getting goo off of clothes?

A goo ru.

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How did Oedipus feel after he found out what he had done?

He felt like an Oedipus wreck.

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Why did the head of the school demand respect?

It was the principle of the thing.

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Why don't people realize when the owner of a flower shop makes fun of them?

They can't see the florist for the tease.

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Why was Bill hesitant to have a rock band play on his yacht?

He was always told it's not good to rock the boat.

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