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How does a salesman fasten a customer's attention to a sales pitch?

It has to be fasten-ating.

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How did the world get its name?

Because when it spins around, it is whirled.

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How did Alan feel when he put down the heavy box of cucumbers?

Un-encumbered.

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What do you call a candy bar that sings rap music?

A candy rapper.

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Why dosn't Andrea like eating old mint candy?

Her one requirement is that they must be in mint condition.

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Why shouldn't you get angry at the cursor on your computer screen?

Because then you might become the curser.

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How did France come up with Bastille day, Canada with Canada Day, and the U.S. July the 4th?

They did it Independently.

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If you put blue berries deep in the ground, what are they called?

Very buried berries.

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What is this?

A tripod.

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What is built into the walls at Microsoft headquarters?

Microsoft windows.

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What is moistening meat based on?

The meat.

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Why did the athlete's manager have him take trains instead of planes?

He felt he could use all the training he could get.

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