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Moshe Sherizen
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What do you call a train carrying bubble gum?

A chew-chew train.

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What happened to the lawyer who spent too much time drinking at the bar?

He was dis-barred.

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What did the family call their evening meals at their round dining room table?

The nights of the round table.

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Shane Ronay
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What position is for one working part-time overseeing an orchestra?

A semi-conductor

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What did the pan say when it was covered with aluminum foil?

Foiled again!

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Shane Ronay
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Where does one go to purchase unmovable objects?

A stationery store

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What did Bill say when he found out that his hotel reservation was upgraded to 2 connecting rooms?

How suite it is!

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Which type of beer takes longer to make than other beers?

Lager

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Why did Phil stop turning around?

Because every time he turned around, another year went by.

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If seagulls fly near the sea, what birds fly near the bay?

Bagels.

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What did Betty realize after she ate inexpensive cake that was fattening?

That she was penny wise and pound foolish.

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What gets larger as the things they represent get smaller?

The numbers associated with roads (highway 1 is larger than higher 4325)

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