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Shane Ronay
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Why do commuters need sleep specialists?

They are always exhausted.

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Akiva Lane
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How did Mr. and Mrs. Tern express their appreciation for each other?

One good Tern deserves another.

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Akiva Lane
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What animal does Niagara Falls remind us of?

Buffalo, because that's where Niagara Falls is.

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call an engineer that dries out the water from streams?

An ex-stream-ist.

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Akiva Lane
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On what kind of day does time seem to go slowest?

On a fast day.

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Shane Ronay
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What's a good career path for those with wit and a command over language?

A pundit.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did the singer stand on a key?

He didn't want to sing off key.

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Shane Ronay
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How does a pipefitter foreman ensure his workers aren't too noisy when on jobsites?

He asks them to pipe down.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Martha lose weight when she ate vegetables?

Because they took away her appetite.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Alan shoot an arrow into the wind?

He liked shooting the breeze.

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Akiva Weiss
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What happened when the red and blue boats crashed into each other?

They were marooned.

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Akiva Lane
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What happened to Martha when she fell into the large strainer that she was using?

She strained herself.

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