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How did Max feel about the lack of oxygen on top of the mountain?

Both the air and the views were breath-taking.

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What is the study of focusing on others called?

Yourology

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What food is this?

Apple Pie

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Did Billy wake up very early to join his friends in the camping trip?

Yes, he rose to the occasion.

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In Amanda's school, why didn't the teachers write errors in the margins of the paper?

Because the paper they used had no margin for errors.

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Why did Lisa buy things with pennies?

When she bought things, she wanted to use common cents.

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Why are people who used to be perts very smart?

Because they are ex-perts.

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When the stadium's gardener was pulling up weeds, what did he say to the team?

I'm rooting for you.

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What do you call a polygon with thousands of sides?

A balagon ('overly complicated' in Hebrew)

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Why was the dolphin depressed?

It felt it had no porpoise in life.

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How did Mark regard his habit of drinking beer every day?

He regarded it as minor ale-ment.

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What day in September do women give birth?

Labor day.

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