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What was the first name of the woman who invented soft drinks, and where did she live?

Sarah soda

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When does Friday come before Thursday?

In the dictionary.

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Why must all people grow spiritually?

It's our soul purpose.

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What kind of ship demands total control?

Dictator ship

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What con-man conquered a large part of Asia?

Genghis Con

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Why did Bill get arrested when he was boarding a plane?

In a loud voice he said 'Hi' to his friend Jack.

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What happened to the man driving with a broken tail pipe?

He became exhausted.

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How did Boris feel about losing the kick-boxing championship?

He wanted to kick himself.

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What was the result of the pig race?

The winner squeeked by.

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Why did Bill start running the 100 yard dash?

He wanted to get his life back on track.

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Why was the dolphin depressed?

It felt it had no porpoise in life.

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Which king was this?

Edward IV - he had a short reign.

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