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What is the difference between a park and a mental institution?

The park has cycle paths.

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What position in the armed forces is just below Marine?

Submarine.

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When Mrs. Smith suggested to her husband that they go to a concert, what was his response?

Sounds good.

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Since Al Capone was active during prohibition, what was his nick-name?

Al Cahol

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Why did the telephone wires want to go to a therapist?

Because they were high strung.

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If someone shook a tree, gathered the leaves that fell and made paper from it, what would the paper be called?

Loose leaf paper.

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When Nancy suggested putting grated cheese on the salad, what was everyone's reaction?

They thought it was grate.

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What ancient city was named after the wife of Uncle Ock?

Antioch

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What do discount stores and farewell parties have in common?

They have a lot of good buys.

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Why was Beverly confused when she got sick?

She caught a cold, and had a fever.

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How did Betty feel when her guests said they wanted coffee instead of her delicious Thyme tea?

She didn't want to waste her Thyme on them.

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What are people who work for the telephone company in Poland called?

Telephone Poles.

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