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What vitamin is good for the eyes?

Vitamin see.

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Why didn't Johnny want to wear fringes on his clothes like some of his friends?

He didn't want to be part of a fringe group.

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What do you call birds who go to a house of worship?

Birds of pray.

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Why was the hot dog happy?

Because it was on a roll.

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What is it called when someone drinks whisky when he has a sling on his arm?

A sling shot.

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Did Dan overcome his fears and go in the hot air balloon?

Yes, he rose to the occasion.

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How do you catch an animal that escaped from its cage?

It needs out of the box thinking.

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What is similar between the Amazon jungle and tennis?

The Amazon used to have cannibals and tennis has a can of balls.

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What are abortions called in Czechoslovakia?

Cancelled Czechs

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What do you call a store that doesn't move?

A stationery store.

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What can you say about a bagel with a very large hole?

It's hole is bigger than the sum of its parts.

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Why did the telemarketer use his clavicle to rest his headset?

Because that's his caller bone.

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