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Since Jill was on a diet, why was she concerned that the math problems on the test were too easy?

Because they were a piece of cake.

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Akiva Lane
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What would happen if Earth was attacked by giant spiders from outer space?

A world wide web.

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Shane Ronay
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What did the driver say when she nearly hit a fawn crossing the street?

Oh deer!

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Akiva Lane
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While building his porch, why was Arnie looking for something called 'scratch'?

Because he was building it from scratch.

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What do you call a piece of pottery in the shape of a duck?

A quack pot.

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Dovid Lane
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Why didn't the shark eat the Princess?

Because she was spoiled.

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Akiva Lane
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What phone app helps you go to sleep for short periods of time?

The Nap App.

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Miriam Lane
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Why was the math book sad?

Because it had so many problems.

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Akiva Lane
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What is a body of water on the moon called?

Luna sea.

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Shane Ronay
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What is a required course for train designers?

Pullmonology

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Akiva Lane
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What's the main challenge of being a therapist?

To be a sounding board, without sounding bored.

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Why did Joe find it difficult to invest his money?

Because to him it didn't make cents.

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