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How did the hardware store advertise hammers that break easily?

They are unbeatable.

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What 2 letters are very active?

BZ

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What is a sentence that has the words 'the the' right after each other?

I really like the The North Face jacket.

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What do you call a group of smart men?

Intelli gents.

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What is a wasp that wants to make honey?

A wannabee.

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Why was Charlie so concerned when he found a hole in his bag of marbles that he never noticed before?

He thought that he might be losing his marbles.

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Why was Fran getting sea-sick using her computer?

Because everything was on her sea drive.

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What do Siamese twins say to each other before dinner?

Would you like to join me before dinner?

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Where does superman shop for food?

The supermarket.

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What kind of horse involves aching muscles?

A charlie horse.

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What type of arm cast is this?

It's a cast of characters.

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Why was the athlete with a very bad cold very sad?

His nose was running more than he was.

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