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Who is not very good at match-making?

Smokey the Bear, because he doesn't like playing with matches.

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When Stephanie inventeted a way of saying that someone is at the door without ringing a bell, what prize did she win?

The No-Bell prize.

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Is the dolphin having a good time?

It's having a ball.

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What is this?

A square not.

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What is the study of Noah's ark called?

Ark-eology.

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Why was Joyce amazed when she saw what came before posterous?

It was pre-posterous.

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How did Sandy describe her doubts about her family's hotel plans?

She had reservations about the reservations.

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What happened when a tree doctor put the bark of an oak tree on a maple tree?

It didn't work, because he was barking up the wrong tree.

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Why do we use the term "rode" once we've ridden?

We've been down that road before.

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What is this?

It's a lap top.

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What happens when a hit ball that collides with a bird?

It's ruled a fowl ball

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If a person was stranded on a desert island, what color would he find there?

Maroon.

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