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Why did Betty stop eating sausage?

She thought it was the wurst.

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Why did the philosopher become a locksmith?

He wanted to find the key to happiness.

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Why were the people who worked for the charity holding dollars over their heads?

They were raising money.

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Why is it recommended to use down settings?

Because it's good to avoid upsettings.

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What did Alan say about his daughter traveling so much after she won the state's beauty contest?

I miss miss Missouri.

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What gets wetter the more it dries.

A towel.

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Why did the prisoner ask the judge to put words on a train?

Because he wanted the judge to commute his sentence.

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Why do bees stay in their hives during winter?

Swarm.

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What is the room called where people make salad dressings?

The dressing room.

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How are a sanitation truck and computer similar?

Both are garbage in / garbage out

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What invention lets you look through a wall?

A window.

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What was the result of Joe not having enough self-control with eating?

He found that it was a big waist.

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