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Akiva Lane
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Why did the telephone wires want to go to a therapist?

Because they were high strung.

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Yehuda Lane
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What do French dogs say to each other when eating?

Bone appetite.

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Akiva Lane
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Why is "libre" the Latin root for both book and liberty'?

It implies that learning makes us free.

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Akiva Lane
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How can you help people who are suspicious?

Change the first letter of suspicious from S to A, to make it auspicious.

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Akiva Lane
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What is a Tyrannosaurus Rex that is nervous?

A nervous Rex.

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Akiva Lane
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What does a big fine for drunken driving have in common with English grammar?

Sin tax.

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Shane Ronay
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Why was the homeowner scared of the zombies at his front door?

They were dead ringers of friends of his.

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Akiva Lane
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What is something before it was redundant?

Dundant.

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Shane Ronay
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Why wasn't Tom happy with the fund his broker suggest he buy?

The feeling wasn't mutual.

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Shane Ronay
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Why is this wild cat upset?

He was told that cheetahs never prosper.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did the painting need to rest?

Because after a long day, it was fading.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Beth wear sneakers when she did the wash?

In case the colors would run.

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