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How did Oedipus feel after he found out what he had done?

He felt like an Oedipus wreck.

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What do you call a Hippopotomus that is a phony?

A hippo-crite.

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What's the difference between a couple who are dating and a fire?

When the couple goes out, it progresses. When the fire goes out, it ends.

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What seven letter word for a tree has all 5 vowels?

Sequoia

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Do people gain weight as they get older?

If they do, it's a waist of time.

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What was the longest mistake in history?

The Roman Error, it lasted 500 years.

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Why did King Louis XV say, "After me the flood"?

Because he rained for 59 years.

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What's going on here?

A feeding friendsy.

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Why was the plumber scared to unclog bathroom sinks?

It was usually a hair-raising experience.

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How did Billy feel when he blew out the candles on his birthday cake?

He was delighted.

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What is the plural of plea?

Please.

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What do you call a duck that is a bad doctor?

A quack.

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