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What are magazines called that agree with the viewpoint of Donald Trump?

MAGA zines.

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What do you call a camel that acts?

A drama-dary.

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How is a head cold similar to a lot of traffic?

They're both congested.

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Why did Beth wear a blindfold when she slept?

Because her husband was such a light sleeper.

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What do you call a scientist who measures how big things are?

A size-mologist.

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What should you do when you are waiting a long time in a doctor's office?

Be patient.

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What was the source of Bob's mortal foot injury?

He kicked the bucket.

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What kind of food does a tight-rope worker try to eat?

A well-balanced diet.

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What do you call someone who is against hypocrisy?

A faux foe.

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Where does superman shop for food?

The supermarket.

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What happens if you ask your builder not to carpet the steps in your house?

He'll give you a blank stair.

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When you're tired and want to take a nap, in what bag can you find the naps?

A nap sack.

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