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What is this fooseball player in need of?

Plastic Surgery

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What bank manager has a white horse near him?

The loan arranger has his horse Silver.

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When Emily was on a diet, what were the slowest days?

The fast days.

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What is someone called who is always thinking about buildings?

He has an edifice complex.

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Did the baker find it difficult to learn his craft?

He thought it was a piece of cake.

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What does a surfer and new employee have in common?

They are both involved with on-boarding.

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What do you call a demonstration at a diner?

A counter-demonstration.

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What is a plant growing out of an egg called?

An egg plant.

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Why didn't Martha like having pet ducks?

She found they weren't what they were quacked up to be.

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What happened to the kitchen pot when it's owner found it's lid?

It's now fully recovered.

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Where did Don keep all his money, and why?

In his vest pocket, because his father told him it was important to invest.

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Why was Emily always careful to treat bread carefully and with respect?

She didn't want to do anything that went against the grain.

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