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How did the can opener get its name?

Because it 'can' open things.

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Why should one take colitis seriously?

It could lead to a semi-colon.

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What is sad about parallel lines?

They have so much in common, yet they'll never meet.

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What is good motto for a gym, to encourage people to lose weight?

Let there be light!

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When it comes to understanding things, what is the most important letter in the alphabet?

Y

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Why do we regard wine as special?

Because it is from de vine.

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What is a problem with the summer?

The weather is heading for a fall.

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How did John feel when his alarm clock woke him up?

He found it alarming.

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What is a bee called right after it is born?

A newbie.

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Why did the rancher find his horses difficult to control?

Because they were always horsing around.

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If something is furbished twice, what does it become?

Refurbished.

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How did the recession affect the company that made air conditioners?

It took the wind out of their sales.

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