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Akiva Lane
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What happened to the person who snuck into the heated swimming pool?

He's now in hot water.

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Shane Ronay
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Why did the pastry chef cut her chocolate cake at such sharp angles?

She wanted Brownie points

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Arnold lie down next to bread in the bakery?

He wanted to be rolling in dough.

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Akiva Lane
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What is similar between a thief and shoes to run in?

They are both sneakers.

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Shane Ronay
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What did Paul McCartney say when a hornet flew into his house and scared people?

Let it bee

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Akiva Lane
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Why did the editor wear a sweater?

Because writers sent her many drafts.

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Dovid Lane
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Why did the bar have a very tall ceiling?

Because it wanted the customers to have less of a hangover.

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Shane Ronay
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Why do some people love bowling?

It's right up their alley.

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Shane Ronay
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What did Jay say when there was an explosion at his factory?

"Let the chips fall where they may".

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Shane Ronay
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What did the man say after a meteor destroyed his house?

This really hit home.

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Akiva Lane
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What did the woman do who got sick from the sushi restaurant?

She sued sushi.

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Yitzchak Berger
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What do you call someone who puts together kitchen cabinets?

A counter fitter.

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