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After a long winter, how did the tree feel in the spring?

It felt releaved.

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What do you call a train carrying bubble gum?

A chew-chew train.

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What did they say about the king who was only 12 inches tall?

He was an excellent ruler.

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Why was this water making high-pitched noises?

Because it was a creak.

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Why was Len's music career over before it began?

He was asked to return with a demo.

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Why are shovels so important to society?

They are a ground-breaking tool.

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Why did Marty want to be an electrician?

He thought it would be an electrifying experience.

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How did the teacher feel when he realized that no one was paying attention to him?

He felt like he was the chairman of the bored.

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Why didn't Max like racketball?

He thought that people who played it were off the wall.

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What do you say when you see an elephant?

You mongous!

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What do you say when you finish going through the everglades?

See you later alligator.

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Why didn't the inventor try to make a car engine totally out of wooden parts?

Because he knew it wooden work.

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