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How did the rose deal with the challenges of life?

It always rose to the occasion.

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What number does a train say?

Two - Two.

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How did the honor student fail his Logic course?

He was being unreasonable.

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What do small boats and computers have in common?

They both can be used for fishing using a net.

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How do you describe a school where the students are in charge?

It has no principles.

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When Bob got to the intersection, why did he make a right turn?

He didn't want to make a wrong turn.

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Why are ticks in Rome full of love?

Because they are romantics.

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What do you call a woodworker who can make a chair out of a flat piece of wood?

Chair man of the board.

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What is a room that has mold called?

A mush room.

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Why did Beth get so upset when there was only one straw left in the dining room, and someone else took it?

Because that was the last straw!

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What do you call someone who is against hypocrisy?

A faux foe.

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Do cows generally live alone?

It's generally un-herd of.

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