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What is the most dishonest animal?

The cheetah.

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A paradigm.

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How did Emma feel when she had a dream during a nap that she was elected president?

It felt like a power nap.

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Why did the left foot, when it was in back of a person, feel sad?

Because it felt left behind.

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Did this school receive its name on purpose?

No, by occident.

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Why did the telephone wires want to go to a therapist?

Because they were high strung.

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How did Maxine feel when her stomach started crying because of the way she was eating?

She knew she had an upset stomach.

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Why did the chiropractor avoid doing anything too experimental with his patients?

He was concerned it might backfire.

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What is a good name for a locksmith that serves food?

Bagels and locks.

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Why do some people find it very cool to go to sports games?

Because there are so many fans there.

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After someone stole Bobby's clothes while he was swimming, did he get home without people seeing him?

Yes, but just barely.

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When Stephanie inventeted a way of saying that someone is at the door without ringing a bell, what prize did she win?

The No-Bell prize.

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