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What does Alexander the Great and Winnie the Pooh have in common?

Their middle name.

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Why is a young man and woman going out called a 'date'?

Because dates are sticky, and both are hoping it will be sticky.

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What is special about the sentence "See, yes we can!"

It's YES in 4 languages: Spanish, English, French, and Hebrew

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When Joe was very tired, why did he go to the police station?

Because he needed arrest.

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What do you call a family that has generations of restaurants?

A dine-asty.

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What vegetable do you not want to take onto a boat?

A leek.

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What political system tries to make people calm?

Calm-unisim.

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Shane Ronay
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How does one refer to the hallways at mental institutions?

Psycho paths.

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What do you call a pair of pants that wants to be forever young?

Peter pants.

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Why was President Clinton elected in between Presidents George H. and George H.W.?

Because a Bill at hand is worth two in the Bush.

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Why did Bill eat ice cream every day?

It cooled him down when so many things made his blood boil.

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What do taxi companies and computer devices have in common?

They both use drivers.

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