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Why did Beth wear a blindfold when she slept?

Because her husband was such a light sleeper.

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Which nut makes people sneeze?

The ca...ca...SHEW!

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What is it called when someone gets tired because they are overweight?

Fatigue

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Why is "libre" the Latin root for both book and liberty'?

It implies that learning makes us free.

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How do we know that the belt of a Knight during the Middle Ages was black?

It was in the middle of the knight.

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What does a lawyer and someone who gave up liquor have it common?

They both passed the bar.

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What made Ted the Teddy bear so smart?

He really knew his stuff.

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Why wasn't Tom happy with the fund his broker suggest he buy?

The feeling wasn't mutual.

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How is Elon Musk similar to the Lone Ranger?

After dealing with him, they ask, 'Who was that Musk man'?

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What happens to the toy drones that start by themselves?

They're flying off the shelves.

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Why does a letter C emerging from the ground have to be dealt with immediately?

It's an emergent C.

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What math term did Alice not like?

The mean.

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