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What do you say when you have trouble opening a jar of sesame paste?

Open sesame.

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What was David doing in the room?

He was room-inating.

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What is it called when an electrician charges a lot to install a lighting system?

The charge of the light brigade.

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Where did Maxine put all her bottles of water?

In the water closet.

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How was the octopus able beat the shark in a fight?

It was well armed.

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What happens when a problem is solved twice?

It is resolved.

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What would Freud say if he made a commercial?

"Let go of my ego".

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How are acute infections treated?

Doctors say, "Awwww" and give the patient a hug.

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What happened to the person who snuck into the heated swimming pool?

He's now in hot water.

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Where is the Royal Rodeo held?

Buckingham palace.

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What do students in 12th grade have in common with people in an old-age home?

They are both seniors.

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What is similar between a mother with a child and furniture that stores clothes?

They are both dressers.

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