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What is the name of a locksmith store where the locksmith has blond hair

Goldi Locks.

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How did Bonnie and Clyde's son-in-law refer to them?

My in-laws the out-laws.

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What is the result of a person being cold to others?

He becomes ice-olated.

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How do mountain goats seem to defy gravity on steep slopes?

They use cliffhangers.

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Why is the centipede considered one of the strongest of insects?

It takes a while until it is on its last legs.

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What kind of running causes things to become empty?

Running out of things.

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Why is this the most expensive dish in the restaurant?

It's 24 carrot plated.

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What did the deer in the forest say to the hunter?

I'm game.

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What happens when it rains at Yankee Stadium?

Damp Yankees.

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What do you call a cat that steals things?

A feline felon.

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What is similar between the rules of a bar and buying something at a store?

They both use a bar code.

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What race has more people in it than any other?

The human race.

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