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Why were the wafer cookies sad?

Because their mother was away far.

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What type of arm cast is this?

It's a cast of characters.

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What vegetable jumps into the deep end of the pool?

The endive.

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What is it like in a place where everyone lives in tents?

Intensity.

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Is the legend about how Arthur became king actually true?

Sword of.

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What city is known for being nice?

Nice, France.

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What do you call a father from Iceland?

An ice pop.

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How do billboards communicate with each other?

Sign language

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Who invented tiny nails?

A guy named Brad.

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What does a lumber mill have in common with a computer?

They both have logs.

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Why was was it so loud everywhere Tim went?

He liked stealing everyone's thunder.

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What kind of key can make you drunk?

Whiskey.

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