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Why did the seven dwarves have to go to work every day?

They explain it in their song, 'I owe, I owe, it's off to work we go".

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What type of music do young ladies like best?

Hymns

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What is the version of Arabian Nights that takes place in Rome?

Al-Latin.

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Why did the football player like feeling the backs of geese?

He liked the idea of 'touch down'.

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How are marriage and divorce similar?

In both cases, you tie a knot / not.

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Why is this man confused?

Because he came to a fork in the road, and he can't decide what way to go.

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How did the trampoline team feel about being behind in the World championships?

They were sure they were going to bounce back.

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What part of a car is similar to the drawer with plastic gloves?

The glove compartment.

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What's high in the middle, and round at both ends?

The word Ohio.

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What did the large fan say to the girl holding it?

I'm one of your biggest fans.

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What kind of clothes do polar bears wear?

Polar shirts.

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What is Denise's brother's name?

De Nephew.

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