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How did Max feel about his rash?

He found it very irritating.

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Shane Ronay
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What's going on here?

A feeding friendsy.

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Akiva Lane
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What did Fred say when the computer store added memory to his laptop?

Thanks for the memories.

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Akiva Lane
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How did Marty feel when the male deer stopped in front of his car?

The buck stops here.

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Shane Ronay
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Why was a homeless man invited to join the London Symphony Orchestra??

They needed someone to play an 'oboe'.

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Akiva Lane
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How did cell phones get their name?

Because if we're not careful, they can imprison us.

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Akiva Lane
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Since Al Capone was active during prohibition, what was his nick-name?

Al Cahol

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Akiva Lane
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What can you take, and still leave things where they are?

Take a walk, take a nap, take a look, take a break, take a picture, and take a shower.

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Shane Ronay
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What is the motto of the National Lactose Intolerance Association?

No Whey!

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Akiva Lane
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Why couldn't Alan sit in a chair when he worked?

He was a stand-up comedian.

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What is this man trying to do?

He's trying to make ends meet.

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Why did Avigail get mad when her 10 year old daughter put on lipstick?

Because it made her see red.

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