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What is a book about Elon Musk and Henry Ford called?

Auto Biography.

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Why was the farm worker disappointed?

He thought he was promised a good salary, but they gave him a good celery.

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Were there dinosaurs that sprayed smells like a skunk?

If there were, they are now ex-stinked.

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What did the man say after talking to the porcupine?

You have a lot of good points.

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Why did Mrs. Jones put the steaks in the freezer higher than the kids could reach?

Because the steaks were high.

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How did Cindy feel about programs that weren't testable?

She felt they were detestable.

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Why did the painting need to rest?

Because after a long day, it was fading.

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Why was Jill relieved after she put the lid back on the peanut butter jar.

Because now it's recovered.

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How does this picture encourage us?

It reminds us that: 'I can'.

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How are marriage and divorce similar?

In both cases, you tie a knot / not.

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What do all these people have in common?

They're having a ball.

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What did Joan do after she attached her schedule to a helium balloon?

She didn't know, because her plans were up in the air.

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