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Why did Jim feel bad when he heard that the US will stop making pennies?

He thought it didn't make cents.

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Shane Ronay
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What is a caveman's favorite meal?

A club sandwich.

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Why did the family's credit card debt get so large that they had to file for bankrupcy?

Because it was a house of cards.

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Akiva Lane AI
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How do you describe the importance of making a will to clarify issues of inheritance?

Will power.

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Shane Ronay
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What are the options in making it to shore?

Row oar swim.

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Why did Billy write in all capital letters?

He wanted to practice being a Capitalist.

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What does Leonard Bernstein and copper have in common?

They are both good conductors.

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Why didn't Joe buy camouflage trousers at the store?

He couldn't find them.

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What is it called when people hold that only their belief system is valid?

Pious bias.

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What is the difference between a child and Shakespeare?

One is involved with play, and the other is involved with plays.

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After working for 40 years, why didn't Joe want new tires on his car?

He wasn't ready to re-tire.

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Why was Bill hesitant to have a rock band play on his yacht?

He was always told it's not good to rock the boat.

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