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How do you describe people who like good writing?

They are pro prose pros.

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When Joe was very tired, why did he go to the police station?

Because he needed arrest.

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What was the flying elephant concerned about?

Of becoming air elephant.

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What do you call a valley where convicted criminals make silly jokes?

Silly con valley.

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What is a person from the planet Noyd?

Annoyed.

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How did Johnny feel when he spent all the pennies in his piggy bank?

It left him cents-less.

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What excuse can be used by a person who drinks too much?

I'd rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal labotomy.

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When we treat others with tact, what is the result?

Our relationships remain intact.

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What part of a river is in the present?

Its currents.

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What's a good name for an herbal brew business?

Special Teas

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What is the study of the family history of Genies called?

Genie-ology.

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What is this an example of?

A knee jerk reaction.

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