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What 2 letters do you say when you say goodbye to someone?

C U.

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Why did Arnold print out the word MONEY and put it into his chopped liver?

He wanted to spread the word.

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What was the result of the vote?

Neighs won.

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Why did Arlene find it hard to let the water out of the sink?

She found it draining.

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What is similar between a mother with a child and furniture that stores clothes?

They are both dressers.

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What happens when a threat starts moving?

It's no longer an idle threat.

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Why did the writer visit the U.S. Mint?

To coin a phrase.

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What two letters indicate 'too much' of something?

XS

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What computer activity is similar to buying a new pair of boots?

Re-booting.

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Why didn't ancient man understand the world of the stars?

It was over his head.

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Why didn't the entrepreneur's projects succeed?

Because they never made cents.

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Why did Jeff start rope climbing?

He wanted to learn the ropes.

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