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What relative did Bill Royd name the phone operating system after?

Aunt Royd.

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What did Billy call the money he made from selling thumb tacks?

Income tacks.

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How do we always know who a child's mother is?

When she is pregnant and gives birth, it's apparent.

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How did Maxine fold up her laptop?

She folded the screen down.

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What's another name for computer generated music?

Algo-rhythm.

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What psychiatric tool is similar the noses of hippies?

Hip noses.

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Why wasn't Tom happy with the fund his broker suggest he buy?

The feeling wasn't mutual.

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Why are men more curious than women?

Because of their "why" chromosomes.

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Why did the husband and wife feel very close to each other?

Because she was only one 'meet her' away.

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Why do violinists put rosin on their violin bows?

It makes the violins rosin-ate.

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When Joe was very tired, why did he go to the police station?

Because he needed arrest.

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What does a surfer and new employee have in common?

They are both involved with on-boarding.

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