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What phrase suggests that we should research potential marriage partners?

Check mate.

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Why didn't the two gangs have their scheduled showdown?

Because one gang didn't show up.

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What month is not sure of itself?

May.

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How were the untied shoes feeling?

They were fit to be tied.

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What can we drink to get rid of the golden calf within us?

De-calf coffee.

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At what time did King Arthur's knight complain about a stomach ache?

In the middle of the knight.

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How did Elliot's investment in the chicken farm work out?

It took him a while to re-coop his investment.

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What do you call a very young bee?

A bay bee.

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How did Cindy feel about programs that weren't testable?

She felt they were detestable.

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How did Jack learn to give himself a haircut?

He knew it off the top of his head.

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What do we have here?

Katy barred the door.

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What is happening to this car?

It's being toad.

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