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Is it legal to wear a shirt like this in public in the US?

Yes, we have a right to bare arms.

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What do you call a demonstration at a diner?

A counter-demonstration.

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Why did Superman's fruit bowl remind him of football?

It was a super bowl.

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What's the best way to get people to listen to you?

Create a heeded discussion.

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How did Maxine fold up her laptop?

She folded the screen down.

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Why did Joe go to the paint store to lose weight?

He went to get thinner.

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What room does Batman live in?

The Bat-room.

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Why is Joe doing this?

He was told it was important to push the envelope.

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Why did Sam get up from bed in the morning?

He decided he wasn't going to take it lying down anymore.

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What do you call a woodworker who can make a chair out of a flat piece of wood?

Chair man of the board.

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What is a tall column of pills called?

A pill-ar

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What did the rich cow have lots of?

Mooooolah.

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