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What vegetable has the best rhythm?

Beets.

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How would you describe this?

Spring is in the air.

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How was Bob able to eat donuts so quickly?

He was good at out-of-the-box thinking.

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Why should you learn sign language?

It comes in handy.

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What is a book called that is a collection of reviews about the movie Psycho?

Psycho Analysis

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What device do psychologists use to measure positive emotions?

An Oh!dometer

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What is sad about parallel lines?

They have so much in common, yet they'll never meet.

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Why did the shepherd find the sheep so heavy?

Wherever he would lead them, they were lead.

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What can be the problem with a dynasty?

The word ends with nasty.

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Why did the army's mortar shells keep falling out?

They were dealing with a loose canon.

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When Beverly had a dream about swimming in a pool of orange soda, what did it mean?

It was just a Fanta Sea.

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What did the first humans say to each other?

"You man".

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