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Why did Bill bring a hammer to the party?

He thought it might be useful to break the ice during conversations.

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Why do shoes sneeze when they get hot?

They become hot-shoes!

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What did the plate say to the food?

The meal is on me.

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What is the most disrespectable aspect of the computer?

The cursor.

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Which type of make-up remover is used by all genders?

Withdrawing an apology

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What is this person saying?

Shoe fly, don't bother me.

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How does a skunk know how to release its smell?

It uses its in-stinked.

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How did the tycoon ask his architect to design a modest home?

He said, "Don't mansion it".

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Why do 95% of bald people still own a comb?

They can't part with it.

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Who invented the World Wide Web?

Spiderman!

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What is a person who stops exercizing called?

An ex-exercizer.

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What do you call a bank that is located next to a river?

A river bank.

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