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How is this person feeling?

He's down in the dumps.

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Why did Andrea not want to take papers out of the file cabinet?

She was concerned that they might become defiled.

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How is a face similar to a shoe?

They both have a tongue.

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What phrase explains the importance of making a will?

Where there's a will there's a way.

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How do you describe someone who has gotten use to being a little crazy?

Home on deranged.

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What do these have in common: a fish in the ocean, doing things well, and a small apartment?

They all involve efficiency.

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What is a sink filled with dirty dishes called?

Dish-sheveled.

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How does Barbie say good morning to Ken?

Good morning, doll-ing.

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What happens to dairy cows when they die?

They get CREAMated.

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What did Beth answer when Phil asked for a second date?

OK, I'll try a re-Phil.

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What should you take when you feel stressed?

Take a break, and take it easy.

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What do you call robins enjoying the sun?

Basking robbins.

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