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What kind of glasses are these?

They're reading glasses.

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Why didn't Joe play hide-and-seek very often?

Good hide-and-seek players are hard to find.

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What day in September do women give birth?

Labor day.

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Why didn't the small hotel want to let the motorcycle gang stay there?

The youth hostel didn't want hostile youth.

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What do doctors and musicians have in common?

They both use instruments.

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Why did Arlene dislike washing the dishes?

It gave her a sinking feeling.

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What was Genghis Kahn's attitude that made him successful?

He was Kahn-fident.

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What do lawyers do?

They insert and remove claws in clauses.

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What happens to an illegally parked frog?

Toad.

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What is the difference between an optometrist and a psychologist?

One is an eye doctor and the other is an 'I' doctor.

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Why do people on a roller coaster say 'Weeeeee'?

Because it's more fun when it's done together with others.

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What did Beverly say to the nut platter?

You're all nuts!

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