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How does a person's body change when he's curious?

He becomes all ears.

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What happened when Brenda yelled into a colander?

She strained her voice.

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Do professional golfers practice for all 19 holes?

Of course.

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What did Matt Silver call his new software company?

Silver Ware.

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How do you wake up bread?

You make it rise.

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Why did bill choose gastroenterology as a medical specialty?

He had a gut feeling.

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What is this man doing?

He's "piering" down

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Why is it often difficult to communicate messages to other people?

Because often they begin with a mess.

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What do you call horses that live next to each other?

Neigh-bors.

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Why doesn't Superman go out after dark when he visits Krypton, Kentucky?

Because then it's Krypton night.

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What is the problem with @, #, %, &, and *?

They think that they are special characters.

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What Chinese dynasty was known for everyone trying to be the same?

The Sem Ting Dynasty.

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