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How do trees feel in the spring?

After the winter, they felt releaved.

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What does lettuce say when it rains?

Lettuce grow.

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Which hospital uses high-fat condiments to cure diseases?

The Mayo Clinic

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What did Max do when the plumbing company made a mess of trying to fix the bathroom blockage?

He decided to sue her.

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Why was the investor's nickname 'Yeast'?

Because wherever he put bread, it would rise.

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What city in the universe is where you can get a good education?

Universe City.

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After the hour and minute hand of a clock, what is the 3rd hand called?

The second hand.

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What do you call a sick lawyer?

ill legal.

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What does superman use to keep the sun from his eyes?

A super visor.

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What are good names for a company that makes kitchen counters?

Counter Intuitive, or Counter Culture.

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What do you call a President that is also a dentist?

President-ist.

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Why did the CEO move the company from the 3rd floor to the 4th floor?

Because he wanted to take the company to the next level.

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