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What seeds are named after fathers?

Poppy seeds.

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Why did Betty fix her watch quickly?

She wanted to have a good time.

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What do you call a small circle that is very relaxed?

Dot calm.

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What does Shakespeare getting sick have to do with feeling angry at someone?

ILL WILL.

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How did the community feel that after all the planning, the new hospital was finally being built?

It was a ground-breaking event.

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What's going on here?

A feeding friendsy.

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How did the honor student ace his Political Science exam?

By being politically correct.

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What starts with P and ends with E and has thousands of letters.

Post Office.

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How did Gary build a successful drainpipe business?

Having his mind in the gutter.

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Why are men more curious than women?

Because of their "why" chromosomes.

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What is the difference between an accountant and a psychologist?

An accountant deals with invoices, and a psychologist deals with inner voices.

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How did Bill describe his ability to make great tea?

It's my specialty.

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