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What do you call someone who has lost their sense of taste?

Tasteless

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Why did Fred spend a lot of time looking around the horse stable?

His therapist said his life should be more stable eyes'd.

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Why do some people love bowling?

It's right up their alley.

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What does a person say who lives in a suite of rooms in a hotel?

Home suite home.

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How are kids similar to food?

If you don't care for them when they are fresh, they become spoiled.

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Why don't they sharpen pencils at both ends?

What's the point?

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What looks like white paint and smells like blue paint?

White paint.

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What fruit can't get married quickly?

Cantaloupe.

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What kind of tree teaches us about shapes?

Geoma tree.

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What is similar about these 2 pictures?

They are both sublime

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What did the Howard Knot Rope Company say about its competitors?

They're not Knot knots.

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Bill needed to pick a password 8 characters long, so what did he choose?

He chose the 8 character password: "Show-White-and-the-7-dwarves"

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