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How did the word 'hour' get its name?

Because it is 'ours' to do with as we choose.

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What do you call someone in a doctor's office that is in a hurry to see the doctor.

Im-patient.

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Why didn't Arnold answer questions about beans?

Because he didn't know beans about it.

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Why can't one say that all Generals are good at what they do?

Because that would be a generalization.

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Why did the lawyer have a fish tank in his office?

It made everything more o-fish-al.

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Why do people like peeling their own fruit?

Because if other people peel it, it has less appeal.

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What did Bill's therapist say about his putting plus signs in front of all numbers?

He said it was a good sign and a positive development.

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What happens every year in the universe?

We celebrate its universe-ary.

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What does someone say to a friend who he thinks is too optimistic?

You topian!

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What do you call a chemical that makes you laugh?

A comical chemical.

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'Mer' in French means the sea. Why didn't Jules want to visit the sea at night?

That would be a night mer.

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What happens to a skunk when its source of smell is removed?

It becomes ex-stinked.

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