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What do you call a very long line?

A line's den.

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What is a good slogan for a company that makes lox?

We know the key to the lox.

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What is this person doing?

He is calling a spade a spade.

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Why is the school excavating?

They needed a level playing field.

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Why was Bill hesitant to have a rock band play on his yacht?

He was always told it's not good to rock the boat.

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When would someone use fine sandpaper?

When they are off coarse.

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Why did Jim feel like a flamingo?

Because he couldn't put his foot down.

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What music makes a person feel like a worn out cloth?

Rag time.

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Right after the Smith family moved to a new house, what did they find it required?

Out of the box thinking.

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Why did Ben wear double-pane eye glasses?

He wanted to four-see what would happen.

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What is the plan called where you make sure that you do something productive every single hour of the day?

Hour power.

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What is a prosecutor that doesn't respect defendants rights called?

A persecutor.

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