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How do you fix a broken pumpkin?

With a pumpkin patch.

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Why can't you trust atoms?

Because they make up everything.

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What is the realization that all life begins as a fertilized egg?

It's egg-sistential.

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Why did Amanda avoid cookies, cake, and crackers?

She tried to void foods that are crummy.

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What is 100-proof Wild Turkey?

Seeing a wild turkey with your own eyes.

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How did Frank's hitch-hiking trip go?

It went without a hitch.

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What line is the conclusion?

The bottom line.

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A field of hole wheat.

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What kind of key can make you drunk?

Whiskey.

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How would you refer to your dog-sitting neighbor that lost your pet?

Your dog gone neighbor.

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Why did Martha carry a small rock with her?

To remind her that sometimes life is hard.

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What did the man say after talking to the porcupine?

You have a lot of good points.

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