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What is the most disrespectable aspect of the computer?

The cursor.

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Why is a Phillips-head screwdriver so popular?

People see it as a plus.

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What is the annual football game for plumbers?

The Toilet Bowl.

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What happens when a wolf learns about mindfulness?

He becomes aware wolf.

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Why are vultures always the last ones to leave a meal?

They have a bone to pick.

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What word means to attach things together and can be used to chase something away?

Stick.

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What is ironic about The Flat Earth Society?

Their members are all around the globe.

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Why did Jay attend traffic court for his illegal Left Turn?

He knew he was right.

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Akiva Lane
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What kind of tea always tells the truth?

Honest Tea.

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What is the study of the fancy speech that con-men use called?

Prose and cons.

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When the Smith family went camping, why did they go in 1 tent or 3 tents, but not 2?

That would be too tense.

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When Marsha told her husband on the phone that she was late, why did he call the police?

She said she was being held up.

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