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What was the message on the chiropractor's answering machine?

We'll get BACK to you.

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Akiva Lane
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What is the different between a tree and an elephant?

A tree's trunk is its largest part.

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What is the most disrespectable aspect of the computer?

The cursor.

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What's the main challenge of being a therapist?

To be a sounding board, without sounding bored.

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Why did Beverly change from being an accountant to a singing teacher?

She found she was very good with in-voices.

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What group of letters do planes fly over?

They fly over C's.

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Shane Ronay
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Is the quantum physics theory about electrons disappearing and reappearing elsewhere really true?

That's neither here nor there.

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Akiva Lane
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What is the border between Finland and Russia called?

The Finish line.

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Akiva Lane AI
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What 'joke' did the wife not appreciate when she was preparing a meal on her kitchen counter-top?

When her husband said, 'You're being counter productive."

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Why did Joe stop stealing, get a job with a salary?

He found that crime does not pay.

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What computer activity is similar to buying a new pair of boots?

Re-booting.

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If Fairly Dickinson University provides undergraduate degrees, what is their graduate school called?

Very Dickinson

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