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Why do some people prefer oranges that are easier to peel?

They find them more appealing.

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How are governments sometimes similar to sunglasses?

Both of them can be polarized.

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What is this?

A paradigm.

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What do shoes and noses have in common?

They both smell.

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What is the most dishonest animal?

The cheetah.

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What happened when Gary tried to play piano by ear?

He decided it's better to play with his hands.

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Why did the Indian chief never have to sleep outside?

He had reservations.

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Which career works the fewest hours per week?

A Monday morning quarterback.

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What do you call the view of a supermarket from the frozen food section?

The birds eye view.

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Why did Bill want his wife to make pie without sugar?

His sweetie pie's pie was sweet enough.

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Why did Mike lose his job as a masseur?

He rubbed people the wrong way.

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Why did Sam look online for a site that sold scratch?

He wanted to build things from scratch.

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