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Why did Sara like cream cheese with her lox?

It was the key and combination that unlocked the taste of the lox.

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Why didn't Maxine want to charge the lightbulb with a saltwater battery?

She didn't want it to be charged with salt and battery.

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Which doctor would you want overseeing your bacterial infection?

The Chief of Staph

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What do you call relatives who are sleeping?

Nap kins.

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Even though Julie loved history, why did she choose not be a historian?

There was no future in it.

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What state keeps track of their Dell computers?

Delaware

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What do you call bees who don't answer you directly?

Cagey bees.

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How did Arnold like kick-boxing?

He got a kick out of it.

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How did the baseball player feel about baseballs that land close to home plate?

He felt they were hitting too close to home.

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What is happening here?

Eve is giving Adam an Apple iPhone.

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What did the baseball park do when their antique organ stopped working?

They found an organ donor.

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What meal is happening in Eastern Europe?

Hungary is above Turkey, and next to Turkey is Greece.

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