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How did Oedipus feel when he found out about his parents?

Oedipus wreck.

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Does the Moot Pencil Company make very sharp pencils?

That's a moot point.

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What is an aunt that is a great cook called?

Aunty Pasto.

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What bread is similar to money that was gotten illegally?

Sour dough.

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Why did the people playing poker surround themselves with bushes?

They wanted to hedge their bets.

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Why does filling up tires keep getting more expensive?

Inflation.

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Where is the best place to find shipping pallets?

"Skid" row

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What is a combination of a pig and a pine tree?

A porcupine.

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Why did Stu work for the Dept. of Transportation?

He loves hitting the road.

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What is it called when sugar cane rebels against the farmer?

The cane mutiny.

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What is this man's position at the company?

Chairman of the Bored

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Why should you take a sharp pencil seriously?

It has a good point.

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