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What is this?

Yisro Whale

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What kind of horse has sore muscles?

Charlie horse.

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How is the way that cows chew their cud similar to letters to the editor?

They both involve feedback.

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What is the difference between Moby Dick and a blues band?

One is a blue whale, and the other is a blue wail.

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Who's bigger - Mr. Bigger, or Mr. Bigger's baby, and why?

Mr. Bigger's baby, because he's a little Bigger.

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What’s the difference between a vegan and a computer programmer?

One is disgusted by a rack of lamb, and the other is disgusted by a lack of RAM.

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How did the baseball player feel about baseballs that land close to home plate?

He felt they were hitting too close to home.

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Why didn't the actor work on Passover?

He couldn't have any roles.

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Why didn't Pharaoh believe anything Moses said?

It was in a State of de Nile.

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Why did Andy become a tightrope walker in the circus?

He was told that big money could be made in jobs that are online.

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What is the plural of why?

Wise.

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What did Liz drink with tea to try to make a date go well?

Date honey.

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