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What is up and down at the same time?

When you go to sleep drunk, and feel down when you wake up with a hangover.

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Which window specialty focuses on commercial accounts?

Pane Management specialists.

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What did the large fan say to the girl holding it?

I'm one of your biggest fans.

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Why was Bill's band - that hummed while playing drums - not successful?

It was humdrum.

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How did the punster feel about making so many anatomy puns?

He made no bones about it.

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Shane Ronay
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What type of tree is this?

A palm tree.

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What is it called when police interrogate a hen?

Grilled chicken.

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Which animal rarely stops talking?

The yak

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Why don't they sharpen pencils at both ends?

What's the point?

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How could one describe all the things that Bob disliked?

Each is a version of a different aversion.

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What is it called when a fusion nuclear reaction starts acting unpredictably?

Con-fusion.

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Why didn't Maxine want to charge the lightbulb with a saltwater battery?

She didn't want it to be charged with salt and battery.

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