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What does a lumber mill have in common with a computer?

They both have logs.

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In what part of our head might there be praying going on all the time?

In our temples.

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What do you call the top 2 Chinese translators?

The Co-Mandarin Chiefs

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What is the plan called where you make sure that you do something productive every single hour of the day?

Hour power.

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Why is K-OS not a good name for a computer operating system?

It sounds like Chaos.

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What is a bag called before it wakes up?

A sleeping bag.

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How does a salesman fasten a customer's attention to a sales pitch?

It has to be fasten-ating.

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What can you take when you want some exercize?

You can take a walk.

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What is a light bulb filled with dirt called?

Not a light bulb, but a heavy bulb.

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Why did Mike lose his job as a masseur?

He rubbed people the wrong way.

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Why did Arlene bring lipstick and eye shadow to school?

She had a make-up exam.

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What is a contradictory fact about this specific school?

It's off a 4 lane highway.

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