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What was the animal band on Noah's Ark called?

The Arkistra.

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What do you call a small circle that is very relaxed?

Dot calm.

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When Samantha's parrot flew away, what shape did it remind her of?

Polygon.

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How did the vegetarian feel about hotdogs?

They are the wurst!

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What did the chiropractor say when he started working on a patient?

Welcome back.

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It's a lap top.

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What did Danny do when the bullies wouldn't let other kids go on the slide?

He let it slide.

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What company is similar to how Sammy used to have a rock band?

Sam Sung.

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What kind of phone do prisoners use?

Cell phones.

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Why did people find this very alarming?

They thought it was egg stream.

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After Joe was dazed by getting hit in the head with a baseball, what was he looking forward to?

The end of daze.

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What does this picture show?

What are the greater graters?

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