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What do you call a wine bottle that is in the shape of a letter O?

A wine-o.

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What happened when the pitcher practicing in the gym threw a ball that hit the fuse box?

It became pitch dark.

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What do you get when you find someone you want to marry?

You get married.

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What do you call an eating contest to see who can eat the fastest?

The gulp war.

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What do you call someone who is always drinking coffee?

A caf-fiend.

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What did Beth answer when Phil asked for a second date?

OK, I'll try a re-Phil.

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What do you call a polygon with thousands of sides?

A balagon ('overly complicated' in Hebrew)

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Why is this wild cat upset?

He was told that cheetahs never prosper.

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What did Bill say when Max wanted to kill a bug that landed on Bill's watch?

You're not going to do that on my watch.

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What is the smartest part of the body?

The nose - it's amazing how much it nose.

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What psychiatric tool is similar the noses of hippies?

Hip noses.

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Which company broadcasts highlights of basketball, hockey, tennis, and soccer?

Net-flix

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