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What is a bank for pigs called?

A piggy bank.

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What would ticks be called if they were found on the moon?

Luna-ticks.

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What did the Mayor say about the turnstile jumping on the subway?

That's not fare!

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What do you call a collection for money to plant bushes?

A hedge fund.

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What is a banquet for bowlers called?

A bowling ball.

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What is a good name for a store that sells sofas?

Sofa so good.

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What game does this represent?

The orange bowl.

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How did Jerry feel about missing out on the sale to learn kick-boxing for a year for free?

He could have kicked himself.

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Why did Beth and Charlie spend their vacation in a run down motel?

The other places were full, and this was a last resort.

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What's the most prevalent sickness among roofers?

Shingles

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How are governments sometimes similar to sunglasses?

Both of them can be polarized.

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Why is each skunk unique?

Because each is distinked.

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