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Why did Arlene find it hard to let the water out of the sink?

She found it draining.

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Shane Ronay
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Why is it that lions get more food than tigers, leopards, and jaguars?

They always get the lion's share

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Akiva Lane
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What do employment recruiters and cannibals have in common?

They're both called head hunters.

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What do you call a valley where convicted criminals make silly jokes?

Silly con valley.

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What fruit must get formally married?

Cantaloupe

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Why did Bill and Nancy marry each other?

They found each other engaging.

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Shane Ronay
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How do mountain goats seem to defy gravity on steep slopes?

They use cliffhangers.

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If seagulls fly near the sea, what birds fly near the bay?

Bagels.

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What is true about this famous journalist?

His name is Mudd

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Akiva Lane
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What is ironic when we eat food because we don't want it to go to waste?

Often that's the food that DOES go to waist.

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What is a price war and an advertising war between stores called?

Retailiation.

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Why was Mike concerned about the liquids that he drank?

Because after he drank them, they were drunk.

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