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What did the losing coach say about his opponent after losing by 52 points?

I found them very offensive.

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What cosmetics does a woman wear when she wants to end an argument?

Make up make-up.

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Why was the math book sad?

Because it had so many problems.

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How did Bill like his new job working as a chauffeur?

Chauffeur so good.

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What is the problem with a small group of people controlling a country?

It's just us, instead of justice.

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What three letters are not our friend?

NME

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Which fruit has a Y chromosome?

BOYSenberries

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What do you call someone who is dishonest with words?

A lexi-con.

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What did the hotdog say to his friend the apple?

I want to be frank with you.

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When would someone use fine sandpaper?

When they are off coarse.

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What diagnosis caused the man to break his leg by being too anxious?

A stress fracture

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What song is about AI being used by farmers?

Old MaDonald had a farm - AI, AI, O.

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