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What do employees of a pen company get when they retire?

A pen sion.

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What part of a car is similar to the drawer with plastic gloves?

The glove compartment.

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In Amanda's school, why didn't the teachers write errors in the margins of the paper?

Because the paper they used had no margin for errors.

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What is a cold part of South America?

Chile.

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Is Jim doing this by chance?

No, he's doing it on porpoise.

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Why was Timmy destined to become a tennis pro?

He raised a racket since he was young.

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What did Marty use as a guide to make decisions?

Ascend if sends a good scent and makes sense.

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Why didn't the king allow anything to be placed over his throne?

He didn't want to think about the phrase 'over throne'?

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What being always acts and feels lousy?

The louse.

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What is a very good thing about Switzerland?

Their flag is a big plus.

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Why was the football team surprised when their opponents punted the football?

They thought there was no punt intended.

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What was Bill's reaction when he found a hole in the wall of the outhouse?

"I need that like a hole in the head'.

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