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What does the Garden of Eden, New York City, Granny Smith, and Cuppertino have in common?

Apples

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What is the plan called where you make sure that you do something productive every single hour of the day?

Hour power.

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How did the medical student choose Ophthalmology as a specialty?

He researched his options, and the eyes had it.

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What is an orthodontist's main goal?

A sound bite

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What runs but stays in the same place?

A nose, a watch, and a faucet.

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What is it called when a boat company has a special discount on sailboats?

A sail-sale-celebration.

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What 5 one syllable words rhyme and are all dramatic?

Purge, surge, urge, merge, and splurge.

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What kind of running causes things to become empty?

Running out of things.

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How did the nobels of Camelot ask the king to help their painful joints?

Arthur - right us.

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Why should baggage with wheels not be called luggage?

Because it is wheeled and not lugged around.

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What happened when the paint Jerry took spilled on his hands?

He was caught red handed.

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What is a sentence that has the words 'the the' right after each other?

I really like the The North Face jacket.

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