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What do programs, programmers, mathematics, lumbermills, and fireplaces all have it common?

They all use logs.

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What can you take when you're tired?

You can take a nap or you can take a break.

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What do you call memories of stressfull times?

Past tense.

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Why should we have more appreciation for street contractors?

Because they pave the way for us.

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How do you get rid of weeds?

You have to get to the root of the problem.

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What is a combination of a pig and a pine tree?

A porcupine.

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How did the vegetarian feel about hotdogs?

They are the wurst!

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What do you call a delicatessen that specializes in lox?

A lox smith.

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How did Jim feel when he thought he was losing his marbles?

He felt marble-less.

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What type of granite is always red?

A pomegranate.

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Where are these people located?

In La-la Land.

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How did Elsie the cow feel when she couldn't give milk?

She felt like an udder failure.

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