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How did Andrea feel when she opened the bag of cookies and they were smashed, but she ate them anyway?

She felt crummy.

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What do those who negotiate atomic non-proliferation treaties study?

Nuclear Medicine

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What's good advice when photographing celestial beings?

Be sure you get the best angel.

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What do you call a line of singles from all over the world waiting to get into a singles event?

An international date line.

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What did Michael Sherlock call the housing development that he built?

Sherlock Homes.

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How did Linda react when she saw that her bank balance started with a minus sign?

She thought it was a bad sign.

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How did Joe feel when he reached to pick up a stick, and it turned out to be a rattlesnake?

He felt rattled.

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What is it called when musicians play their instruments together in their cars?

A traffic jam.

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What is a partnership of 2 doctors called?

A pair-a-dox.

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What did Alan do when he left his 5th floor apartment in the old apartment building without an elevator?

He walked down and later walked up the run-down staircase in the run-down walk-up.

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When the new driver felt he was driving too fast, what was very confusing to him?

He didn't know if he should slow down or slow up.

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What do you call lox served in an apartment?

Pad lox.

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