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What did Zelensky say to Putin when Russia invaded the Ukraine?

Don't rush in.

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Why did Sally serve beef jerky at the dinner party?

It was her dry sense of humor.

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Why did the weasel go to prison?

The mink stole.

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What is a gun in a hat called?

A cap gun.

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What did the knot say when it was asked, "Are you untied".

It answered, "I am knot".

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What group of letters do planes fly over?

They fly over C's.

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Why are there so many types of Asian cuisine?

For different woks of life.

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How did the Head of Engineering at MIT get his job?

By being a roads scholar

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Which industry holds most people's interest?

Banking

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What was it called when Pierre welcomed and praised his guests over a glass of wine?

French toast.

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Where did Maxine put all her bottles of water?

In the water closet.

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What kind of tea is good for mental health?

Sana Tea.

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