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What is cleaning and oiling a pogo stick called?

Spring cleaning.

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Why did the injured man show no emotion for 6 weeks?

He'd broken both his humerus and sternum.

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How did Becky feel about hot dogs?

She felt they were the wurst.

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What do you call someone who is always drinking coffee?

A caf-fiend.

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Why was Achmed the thief unpopular with the other shepherds?

He got other people's goats.

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Are the Facebook office buildings physical?

Yes, but they are also Meta physical.

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Akiva Lane
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What can you say about an elevator's day?

It has its ups and downs.

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What did Joan do after she attached her schedule to a helium balloon?

She didn't know, because her plans were up in the air.

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Does the manufacturer make much money from selling these?

Nah, they make peanuts.

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When the camp went camping, what did they call the group that got splinters?

The splinter group.

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What is the vegetable of choice for most percussionists?

Beets, of course.

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What happens if certain fowl don't build insulated nests for winter?

They go cold turkey.

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