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What does Arthur wear when he drinks tea?

A t-shirt.

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What did the Mayor say about the turnstile jumping on the subway?

That's not fare!

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Why did Jim's friends buy him a 10-foot pole?

Now he has a 10-foot pole to not touch objectionable things with.

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Why do female sheep often have an identity crisis?

Because they think, "I am a ewe".

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What is a good slogan for the Republican Party?

The elephant is relevant.

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What is this person doing?

He's scraping the bottom of the barrel.

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In what direction do people clean?

They clean up.

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What are light bulbs that are very heavy called?

Heavy bulbs.

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Why is a sleeping person like a spy?

Because he is under cover.

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What is it called when a mystic is hopeful about the future?

Opti-mistic.

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Why did the prophet need glasses?

He was far-sighted.

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Which dog breed is the most inherently spoiled?

Rot weilers

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