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Which type airplane do people like to stare at?

A Leer Jet.

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What did Michael Sherlock call the housing development that he built?

Sherlock Homes.

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In a group of rabbits, how far are they from each other?

A hare's breath.

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When Anne's mother suggested that she learn how to play bridge, what was Anne's response?

I'll cross that bridge when I come to it.

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What do you call a delicatessen that specializes in lox?

A lox smith.

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Are there cows that can produce grape juice?

No, that's udderly ridiculous.

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Is Jim doing this by chance?

No, he's doing it on porpoise.

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What state keeps track of their Dell computers?

Delaware

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Is basting a real stitch?

Mmm...sew-sew.

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How did the writer feel when his books were no longer cited?

He felt ex-cited.

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What did Barry say when he was told about a newsstand that he didn't know about?

That's news to me.

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Why did the glass and the dish in the sink get along so well with each other?

Because they were in sync with each other.

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