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How do people in Outland behave?

Their behavior is outlandish.

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Why did the family put a big painting in their living room?

They wanted to get better at seeing the big picture.

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What is a short description of what you did during the summer called?

A summery summary.

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Why did Fred always cut into lines?

Because his doctor said he should lose wait.

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Where do shoes go to get stronger?

Boot camp.

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What does a lawyer and someone who gave up liquor have it common?

They both passed the bar.

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What did the cheese say when it was shredded?

I feel grate.

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What happened to Martha when she fell into the large strainer that she was using?

She strained herself.

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What did the new furniture store say when they sold their first sofa?

Sofa so good.

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What do forests and clocks have in common?

Ticks.

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What did Beverly say to the nut platter?

You're all nuts!

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What is store that sells phones called?

A sell phone store.

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