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What is the study of the family history of Genies called?

Genie-ology.

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What is called if a lawyer charges nothing to help write a will?

Free will.

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What is it called when the detergent is on the top shelf?

High Tide.

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How did the veterinarian know that the horse had a cold?

He heard it straight from the horses mouth.

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What permission is needed to kill lice?

A lice sense.

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If Washington is the most Southern face on Mount Rushmore, what is Lincoln?

The North Face.

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Why did Tom get fired from the kitchen hardware business?

He just couldn't handle it.

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If you threw a white stone into the Red Sea, what would it become?

Wet.

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Why do people like peeling their own fruit?

Because if other people peel it, it has less appeal.

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What is a very small bull that runs very fast called?

A bull-ett.

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How could Ami know for sure there was an odor in the room?

She just nose.

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What did Marty say when he was saved by a lifeguard named Sam Bell?

"I was saved by the Bell".

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