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What is someone called who cleans vacuum cleaners?

A vacuum cleaner.

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What did Cynthia say when her dog bit into her rye bread sandwich?

Something is awry!

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What's the name of the lady who owns the Japanese restaurant?

Sue, she.

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How do people sometimes feel when they are given the cold sholder?

Ice-olated.

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What happens to a person whose drinking leads him to committing crimes?

He goes from drinking bars to jail bars.

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Why was Fred looking to join another acting company?

He was ready for the next stage.

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Why was the investor's nickname 'Yeast'?

Because wherever he put bread, it would rise.

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What is the land called where an acting troupe builds a stage?

A play ground.

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Why did the people realize that calling their town Competent was not a good idea?

Then all the people in the town would be in Competent.

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What did the hotdog say to his friend the apple?

I want to be frank with you.

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How did the farmer like planting the field of wheat?

It was sow sow.

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What is the letter O called when it acts strange?

A weirdo.

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