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What does a penthouse have in common with the lead article in a magazine?

They are both a cover story.

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What's similar between the last stop on a train and a lion's tail?

They are both the end of the lion.

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Why did the unemployed actor break his leg?

He wanted to be in a cast.

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To measure the size of a bagel, how much of the bagel do you include?

You include the whole.

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What did the transportation company of cows call themselves?

The moooooovers.

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What vegetables were on strike?

The onions, because they were onion-ized.

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How do we know that only taking doesn't make relationships last?

"To get" plus 'to get" equals forget.

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What did two male siblings name their soup business?

Broth-ers

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Why did the person who smoked too much go to Istanbul on a cold day right after Thanksgiving?

Because he wanted to go cold Turkey.

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Does therapy often cost a lot?

Yes, but you can keep the change.

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How did the vegetarians react when Melinda offered to bring sweet and sour chicken to the party?

They said, keep your two scents out of it.

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How did Maxine feel when her stomach started crying because of the way she was eating?

She knew she had an upset stomach.

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