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What was Sylvia's reaction to the box of cookies falling on the floor?

That's the way the cookie crumbles.

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How do we know that the water in back of a boat is not asleep?

Because it's a wake.

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Why did Andy become a tightrope walker in the circus?

He was told that big money could be made in jobs that are online.

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Why was Jim happy that after dieting he fit into his old clothes?

He knew that when it comes to dieting, it's survival of the fit-est.

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What kind of log can't change directions?

An ideologue.

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Why was the young mathematician encouraged when computing the formula of circles?

He was told it was easy as pi.

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Where did Joe and his friends go first when they got to the party?

They tried to beat each other to the punch.

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Why wasn't Joe able to get the bank's low-interest loan?

Because the bank had low interest in giving the loan.

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What do you call a date to make sure a person is right for you?

Validate.

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Why did the dirty dishes in the sink feel connected to each other?

Because they were all in sync.

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What is a good chili recipe?

Go outside without a coat.

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How did the man who ate nothing but vegetable soup for decades live to be 100?

He took good stock in himself.

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