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What is the difference between a building under construction and a flashlight?

The building uses heavy beams, and a flashlight uses light beams.

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Why did the prisoner try to break out of jail?

He figured that after all that jail time, he needed a break.

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Shane Ronay
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Why did Tom get fired from the kitchen hardware business?

He just couldn't handle it.

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Akiva Lane
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What food is this?

Apple Pie

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What do you call an eating contest to see who can eat the fastest?

The gulp war.

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Dovid Lane
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Why did Mrs. Jones put the steaks in the freezer higher than the kids could reach?

Because the steaks were high.

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Akiva Lane
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What happened to the kitchen pot when it's owner found it's lid?

It's now fully recovered.

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Akiva Lane AI
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What would it be called if you wrapped a city in a big blue blanket?

Rhapsody in Blue.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Linda name her dogs Rolex and Timex?

They were her watch dogs.

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How did the group on the safari feel halfway through their trip?

Safari so good.

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Yitzchak Berger
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What happened to the man who sued the airline for losing his luggage?

He lost his case.

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Shane Ronay
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Why are Persians good forecastors of future events?

Because they can far see (Farsi).

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