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Why did Arthur try to convince his wife that money was very much in style?

Because she was spending it like it was going out of style.

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Moshe Sherizen
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Why couldn't the leopard play hide and seek?

Because he was always spotted.

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Akiva Lane
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When Mark heard his friend say 'I saw her in this dress', why did he get alarmed?

He thought he said, 'I saw her in distress'.

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Akiva Lane
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How does a salesman fasten a customer's attention to a sales pitch?

It has to be fasten-ating.

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Shane Ronay
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Which two animals have the lowest integrity?

The lyin and the cheetah.

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Akiva Lane
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What did Bobby do when the bullies didn't let him use the slide?

He let is slide.

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call a ball that looks like the earth and lights up?

A global glow ball.

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Dovid Lane
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What is something written about the North Pole called?

An Artic-le.

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call a website that tells you one fact after another?

A factory.

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Akiva Lane
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How much does marriage change a relationship?

It completely altars it.

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Akiva Lane
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What is a berry that doesn't tell the truth about its books?

A lie berry.

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Why did the shopping mall put signs in the mall with the number 1 on them?

Because when you see 1 you see the mall.

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