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What vitamin is good for the eyes?

Vitamin see.

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What does a very cooked steak and a great book have in common?

They are both well done.

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What happened when Max’s wife asked him to get plums from the grocery store?

He plum forgot.

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How did they describe the situation where the band's bass players were drunk?

The basses were loaded.

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What happens when a person has to work on Sundays?

It's a weakened weekend.

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Why did the employee make sure he never signed his name twice?

He was concerned that if he re-signed, he'd be out of a job.

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What is the problem with debt?

The silent bee inside of it can sting.

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How did people react when Joe pulled down a 'No Demonstrations' sign without getting caught by the police?

"How did you pull that off?"

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What's the question about whether the word is spelled 'kibutz' or kibbutz'?

Two B's or not two B's, that is the question.

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Why did Evelyn dislike being near chickens?

Because they used fowl language.

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What do you call the view of a supermarket from the frozen food section?

The birds eye view.

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What did the woman do who got sick from the sushi restaurant?

She sued sushi.

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