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Why did Oliver sit on a ball in his office?

He wanted to show that he was really on the ball.

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When is a hot cup cold?

When there isn't something hot in it.

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What is similar between the Amazon jungle and tennis?

The Amazon used to have cannibals and tennis has a can of balls.

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Why did Betty put things on the kitchen scale at 1pm for 9 hours?

She wanted to measure them on a scale from 1 to 10.

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Why is the word 'laptop' misleading?

It shouldn't be used on the lap, because of the heat and radiation it generates to the body.

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Why did the weight-loss clinic hire a dermotologist?

To make people skinny.

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How do you describe a bar that got bad reviews?

The booze got boos.

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What are these soldiers doing?

Trying to keep their chin-ups.

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What did the cherry tree say to George Washington?

Don't ax me.

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How do you describe the protesters living in tents in front of City Hall?

A tent city in a tense city.

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Which field of study is best for life coaches to major in?

Pathology

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Why is being a cloud seeder such an easy job?

They just shoot the breeze all day long.

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