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What did the waiter say when the customer sent the food back to the kitchen?

Thanks for the feedback.

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Why is an Achilles tendon injury so severe?

They take forever to heel.

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Does the manufacturer make much money from selling these?

Nah, they make peanuts.

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What did Billy call the money he made from selling thumb tacks?

Income tacks.

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What is it called when police do a search without a search warrant?

Un-warranted.

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When Bill was feeling down, why did he go to the racetrack?

It made him feel bettor.

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Did Louie Armstrong enjoy playing the trumpet?

Yes, he enjoyed tooting his own horn.

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Why was the athlete with a very bad cold very sad?

His nose was running more than he was.

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What being always acts and feels lousy?

The louse.

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What is the lesson of daylight savings time?

If clocks can change, so can we.

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Why did the singer stand on a key?

He didn't want to sing off key.

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What did the rancher say to the person he thought was taking down parts of his fence?

I'm accusing you, but I hope you don't take offence.

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