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What was the weather like during the office meeting?

They were brainstorming, and then someone was thunderstruck with an insight.

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When Alan and Betty Jones got lost during the African safari, what was their main worry?

They didn't want to be caught behind enemy lions.

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In what room of a school are things re-created?

In the recreation room.

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Why does a music conductor turn his back on the audience?

He must face the music.

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What's the source of a pig's pink color?

Pigment.

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How did Arnie feel when he slipped in the garbage dump?

He felt down in the dumps.

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What does a faucet, a clock, and an athlete have in common?

The are all running.

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After a long winter, how did the tree feel in the spring?

It felt releaved.

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Who is in charge of a bicycle factory?

The spokesperson

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Why didn't Bill want to work in the ice cream factory?

He didn't like working on sundaes.

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What did the doctor say to the sick person who was too much in a rush?

I'll be doctor, you be patient.

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What do you say when you look at the ocean after a long time away?

Long time no sea.

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