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Where do uncles find their wives?

An aunt farm

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How did David feel about praying in a talis?

It was a fringe benefit.

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What is happening here?

He's checking his bill for web service.

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What are shoes made from bananas called?

Slippers

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What do you call an alligator in a vest?

An investigator.

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Why didn't Joe buy camouflage trousers at the store?

He couldn't find them.

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What state was Maxine in when she found out that a person has 100,000 miles of blood vessels?

She was in a state of awe.

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Why wasn't the student's cousin able to pick her up from school?

It wasn't a pparent.

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What is the difference between an optometrist and a psychologist?

One is an eye doctor and the other is an 'I' doctor.

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Why did Jim write a last will and testament?

Because where there is a will there's a way.

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Why do some people find it very cool to go to sports games?

Because there are so many fans there.

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How did the Teddy Bear feel after dinner?

It felt stuffed.

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