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P.T. Barnum was right...

There is a sucker born every minute.

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Why did the police arrest the comedian?

Because he was a riot.

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Why do we peel fruit?

If fruit has a peel, it doesn't have appeal.

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What is this man doing?

He's "piering" down

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What is candy in the shape of trains called?

Chew-chew trains.

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What part of the meat did Bill try not to bring to his wife from the freezer?

He didn't think it was a good idea to give his wife the cold shoulder.

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Is this letter waiting for anything?

No, it's ready.

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Why did Sam look online for a site that sold scratch?

He wanted to build things from scratch.

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What do you call an item in a store where the price tag is unreadable?

Priceless.

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Why was Amanda surprised that this perfume was so expensive?

She was told it was worth a red scent.

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What is a list of people from Czechoslovakia called?

A Czech list.

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What special symbol weighs more than any other?

The pound.

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