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Why did the foolish prospector think the goldmine was his?

There was a sign outside it that said "Mine".

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What is it called when someone surfs on top of a fishing net?

Surfing the net.

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Why did Alan make sure his deck wasn't empty when he played with his kids?

He wanted to make sure he was playing with a full deck.

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What is blue and smells like red paint?

Blue paint.

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What is another name of the dot-com bubble that burst in 2001?

The com before the storm.

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What is it called when a prisoner sends a text message?

Con-text.

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What did the large fan say to the girl holding it?

I'm one of your biggest fans.

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What can you say about someone who wanted something for a long time?

The longing was long.

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Why did Fred stop being an accountant?

He started hearing invoices.

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What do you call a plane that is not fancy?

A plain plane.

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What happened to the man who sued the airline for losing his luggage?

He lost his case.

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What group of letters do planes fly over?

They fly over C's.

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