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What did one guy say to his friend when he got to the punchbowl at the party first?

I beat you to the punch.

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Where in Manhattan are you most likely to find a spot for your car?

Central Park

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Is it good to tie something with a frayed knot?

I'm afraid not.

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What are 5 tow trucks?

A foot truck.

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What is it called when an electrician charges a lot to install a lighting system?

The charge of the light brigade.

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What is another name for a frankfurter and beer?

Frank and stein.

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Why did the man visit his doctor with such tendency?

He had tendonitis.

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If something is furbished twice, what does it become?

Refurbished.

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Why did Jerry choose to work with the elderly?

He enjoyed other Jerry-atrics.

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What did the chiropractor say when he started working on a patient?

Welcome back.

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What do you call it when someone is envious of another person's ability to be as flexible as Jello?

Jello-sy.

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Why did Nicholas's friends call him 'Nick'?

Because that was his nickname.

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