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How does one get men to listen?

Stress to "He'd" his words.

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What kind of point is not sharp?

A moot point.

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Why is the last part of a meal called dessert?

That's when people desert their diet.

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Why did Bill often get angry easily?

He went around with a chip on his shoulder.

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Why was Achmed the thief unpopular with the other shepherds?

He got other people's goats.

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What vehicles do fish use in battle?

Fish tanks.

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After a long winter, how did the tree feel in the spring?

It felt releaved.

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How is the political system similar to the pages in a book?

Because everything is either justified right or justified left.

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Which is the most proactive garden rodent?

The gofer.

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What time do people go to the dentist?

Tooth hurty.

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What does the Garden of Eden, New York City, Granny Smith, and Cuppertino have in common?

Apples

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Why did Molly prefer accepting credit cards than cash?

With all the paper money and change, it takes longer until the cash registers.

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