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What is the government official in charge of the fence called?

The Minister of De Fence.

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What should you avoid pressing when near a cliff?

The press-ipice.

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What's another name for Shakespeare in the Park, that does not charge an entrance fee?

Free Will.

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What's the difference between looking for a parking space and washing clothes?

With one you want spots to appear, and with the other you wants spots to disappear.

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What do you call people who eat in a steak restaurant?

Steak holders.

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What do you call a large amount of stamps?

A stamp-ede.

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How did Sam and Betty describe that they walked on a different path in the woods every day?

Roam wasn't built in a day.

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Which Russian leader used delay tactics as a military strategy?

Stallin'

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What part of the meat did Bill try not to bring to his wife from the freezer?

He didn't think it was a good idea to give his wife the cold shoulder.

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What food is similar to someone who writes graffiti?

A walnut.

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Why didn't Andy drink the cup of tea that was left in the restaurant?

Because it wasn't his cup of tea.

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What do you call someone using a fake stun gun?

A taser teaser

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