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What did Bill do when his hands were dirty?

He took them to a hand laundry.

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What is a clumsy bee called?

A bumble bee.

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When it comes to understanding things, what is the most important letter in the alphabet?

Y

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What is it called when cars protest public lies by honking their horns?

Taking the bull by the horns.

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Why do people dislike washing windows?

They're a pane.

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Where's the best place to shop in order to escape?

A flee market

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How did the rock group debase themselves?

By firing their bass player.

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Why did Betty buy a very large plate?

Because she had so many things on her plate.

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What is it called when an iceberg gives a waiter a nice tip?

The tip of the iceberg.

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Why did Grandpa enjoy spending time in his rocking chair?

Because he didn't want people to think he was off his rocker.

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Why did the small pail go to the doctor?

Because it was a little pale.

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What do you call loving swing music in Michigan?

Being in a swing state in a swing state.

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