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Shane Ronay
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What did Al think about his friend owning his own plumbing supply business?

It was just a pipe dream.

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Dovid Lane
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In war, what is more important than who is right?

Who is left.

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Akiva Lane
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What did the sculptor do before he sculpted the subject's head?

He had to plan a head.

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Shane Ronay
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What did the mason say when he realized an error was made on a headstone?

What a grave mistake.

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Shane Ronay
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What is the first phase of a liver transplant called?

De-livery

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Akiva Lane
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How did David feel about praying in a talis?

It was a fringe benefit.

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Shane Ronay
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What is this man's position?

He's a steakholder for a photographer.

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Yehuda Lane
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Why did the clown leave the circus?

Because people were always laughing at him.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did John feel bad when he stopped dating?

Because he felt out of date.

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Shane Ronay
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Which medical specialty is best for focusing on others?

Your ology

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Akiva Lane
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What kind of ship demands total control?

Dictator ship

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Akiva Lane
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What is the result if you combine a sweet pie and a sharp onion?

You get an O-PI-NION that is both sweet and sharp.

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