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What is the difference between an accountant and a psychologist?

An accountant deals with invoices, and a psychologist deals with inner voices.

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What is it called when people hold that only their belief system is valid?

Pious bias.

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What did people call their activity of dashing things over the cliffs onto the rocks 100 yards below?

The hundred yard dash.

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What is the result if you combine a sweet pie and a sharp onion?

You get an O-PI-NION that is both sweet and sharp.

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Why did the two electric eels like each other so much?

They found each other so electrifying.

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How did the bad sergeant behave?

He was rotten to the corps.

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What do you call a nurse that got caught in the rain without an umbrella?

A wet nurse.

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What is a lawyer's favorite girl's name?

Sue.

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What happens when a person sleeps on old magazines?

He has back issues.

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Why did the woman remove unsightly blood vessels in her legs?

She was vein.

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What do you call people who work together in a chocolate factory?

Cocoa co-workers.

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Why are shovels so important to society?

They are a ground-breaking tool.

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