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Why did the prophet need glasses?

He was far-sighted.

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While building his porch, why was Arnie looking for something called 'scratch'?

Because he was building it from scratch.

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Which city do the inhabitants rarely need an alarm clock?

Waco, Texas

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How does one shorten a coughing fit?

Using a hack

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Why did the Jack-in-the-Box have trouble getting married?

He was an out-of-the-box kind of guy.

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What is the difference between being united and being untied.

Getting 'it' backwards.

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Why didn't Bill like going to the aquarium?

He thought there was something fishy about the place.

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What's the question about whether the word is spelled 'kibutz' or kibbutz'?

Two B's or not two B's, that is the question.

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What does a liquor store have in common with a crowded highway?

They both have bottlenecks.

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Why did bill choose gastroenterology as a medical specialty?

He had a gut feeling.

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road?

Because it was chicken.

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What did Joan do after she attached her schedule to a helium balloon?

She didn't know, because her plans were up in the air.

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