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Why did Marty not want to get rid of his old beat-up car?

Because then he would be wreck-less.

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Why did Betty look for someone who loves ceilings?

She thought it would be cool if she got a ceiling fan.

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Is this letter waiting for anything?

No, it's ready.

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Why wasn't Tom happy with the fund his broker suggest he buy?

The feeling wasn't mutual.

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What did Mr. & Mrs. Auer call eating a meal together?

They called it our Auer hour.

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What is a happy insect called?

An uptick.

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What is Fidel Castro saying?

Have a Havana banana with a bandana in my banana republic.

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What are events before they unfold?

Folded.

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Why did Alan quit his job as a probate attorney?

He didn't like putting on heirs.

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What is this person saying?

Shoe fly, don't bother me.

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How did Jim feel when he walked barefoot on seashells at the beach?

He was shell shocked.

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What is a tavern called that only serves chocolate liqueur?

A chocolate bar.

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