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What two letters are used to make a spreadsheet?

XL

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How is a face similar to a shoe?

They both have a tongue.

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Why is the ocean right now like money?

It's a current sea.

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How do some people react when seeing a bee colony this large?

Thjey get the hives

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What did Paul McCartney say when a hornet flew into his house and scared people?

Let it bee

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How to summarize a person's life after being convicted of a crime?

Con descending.

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What did the Aztec comedy troupe call themselves?

The Inca Hoots

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How much does a teenager weigh?

An Instagram.

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What are bored students called?

The bored of education.

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What do you call a successful young man that hardly ever sleeps?

A son that never sets.

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How did Bobby feel when he spilled a jar of olive oil on himself in the morning?

It was too oily in the morning.

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How did the Head of Engineering at MIT get his job?

By being a roads scholar

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