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What do you call a woodworker who can make a chair out of a flat piece of wood?

Chair man of the board.

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What is a baseball bat that is used to destroy fans?

A fan club.

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Mary exercized at Jim's place every day - what is his full name?

Jim Nasium

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Why was the athlete with a very bad cold very sad?

His nose was running more than he was.

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Why was Amanda surprised that this perfume was so expensive?

She was told it was worth a red scent.

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Why is rationalizing worse than we think?

It uses rational lies.

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If a calculator falls and cracks, can you still use it?

Sometimes, but you can't count on it.

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What part of the year do leaders have to be especially cautious?

The fall.

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What does the army and the wind have in common?

They both can have a draft.

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Why are rock bands from Finland kosher?

They have Finns and scales.

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What does a hiker sleep on?

A nap-sack.

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What did Maxine do when she lost her job?

She wrote a resume in order to resume working.

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