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Why is this bandwagon no longer in use?

Too many people were jumping on it.

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What do you call a row of rabbits hopping backwards?

A receding hare line.

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Why did Ben find it so easy to sleep?

He could do it with his eyes closed.

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Which device measures carbohydrates?

A carburetor

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What is a bag called before it wakes up?

A sleeping bag.

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What vitamin is good for the eyes?

Vitamin see.

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What is the name of a locksmith store where the locksmith has blond hair

Goldi Locks.

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Why is Joe doing this?

He was told it was important to push the envelope.

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When the desire to repent is pent-up, where does one repent?

In a pent-house.

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Why did the man give up Reader's Digest?

He had a digestive disorder.

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Who is in charge of a bicycle factory?

The spokesperson

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What would be the result if you used incense made from mushrooms?

A mushroom cloud.

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