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Why did Matt run in the desert?

For the big race, he wanted to make a dry run.

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What does a cell phone, a credit card, and a bullfight have it common?

They all involve charging.

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What do you call someone who is crazy about money?

A dough nut.

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What’s the difference between a hippo and a zippo?

One is really heavy and the other is a little lighter.

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What did the waiter say when the customer sent the food back to the kitchen?

Thanks for the feedback.

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How do we know that the ancient Egyptians were not honest?

They were into pyramid schemes.

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Why didn't Jerry want to buy a car without a clutch?

He regarded it as shiftless.

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What kind of room is a fungus?

A mushroom.

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How did Madam Sonia become a fortune teller?

By "chants"

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What is similar between a teenager with a credit card and a rhinoceros?

They are both dangerous when they are charging.

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What did the doctor say when his nurse said there was a man in the waiting room who was disappearing?

Tell him I can't see him now.

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What is the best month to buy and sell jewelry?

Jewel-eye.

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