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What did the Howard Knot Rope Company say about its competitors?

They're not Knot knots.

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Why did Mr. Roberts take his key with an R attached, and put in on the upper hook on the wall?

He believed in the principle of higher R key.

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When everyone quit the baseball league except Joe, why wasn't Joe upset?

Because now he was in a league all by himself.

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Why was the lady afraid to get her head measured at sea?

She was afraid of cap sizing.

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What is it called when Charlie talked with his Grandmother every week?

Tele-gram.

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How did Maxine feel when her stomach started crying because of the way she was eating?

She knew she had an upset stomach.

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What construction machine is named after a bird?

The crane.

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Why did Amanda enjoy re-reading books by James Joyce?

She liked re-Joyce-ing.

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Why do internet browsers tend to gain weight?

They use cookies.

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Why did the bartender put rolls on the bar next to the drinks?

His motto was 'Roll with the punches'.

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What did one boxer say to the other boxer?

Did you miss me?

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Why did Joe race Fred to the punch-bowl at the party?

He wanted to beat him to the punch.

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