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What is a gym called filled with people who want to lose weight?

A waist land.

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What is the motto of someone who eats just a little too much?

Eat, drink, and be merry, for tomorrow we diet.

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What do you call someone who tries to reduce the time you have to wait for doctors?

A wait lifter.

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Why did Max really appreciate his shoes?

It was his 'sole' means of support.

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What do you call someone who is against hypocrisy?

A faux foe.

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What do you call a father who makes corny jokes?

Pop corn.

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What are some 3 letter roles for people that are spelled the same backwards and forwards, showing they have to be flexible?

MOM, DAD, and TOT

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What do you call a hippie who is a phony?

A hippie-crit.

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What do you call a house where you go to become more aware?

A warehouse.

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How did the circus strongman react when he found out he had an iron deficiency, though he could bend iron with his bare hands?

He found it ironic.

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What can you take when you are curious?

You can take a look.

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Why did King Louis XV say, "After me comes the flood"?

He reigned for 59 years, and King Louis XIV reigned for 72 years, and after all that reigning, of course there would be a flood!

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