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How did the world get its name?

Because when it spins around, it is whirled.

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Why was it hard to get things done in the Middle Ages?

Because everything was futile (feudal).

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How did the baseball player feel about baseballs that land close to home plate?

He felt they were hitting too close to home.

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Did Louie Armstrong enjoy playing the trumpet?

Yes, he enjoyed tooting his own horn.

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How do you describe an exciting job in advertising?

It's an ad-venture.

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Did the baker find it difficult to learn his craft?

He thought it was a piece of cake.

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What happened when a truck carrying strawberries got into an accident?

A traffic jam.

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What is a person from the planet Noyd?

Annoyed.

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What US city has 2 male children?

Tuscon, Arizona.

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What part of the day does not have an odd amount of Ning?

The Even Ning.

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What was the policeman's response when Bill said he was speeding to get to his yoga class?

He thought it was a stretch.

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What was it like during the thunderstorm on the camping trip?

It was intense in the tents.

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