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Why did the factory that made car transmissions have problems?

Because their assembly line was make-shift.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did he buy his electric car with a credit card?

Because he knew that the car needed to be charged.

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call someone who lends money at very high interest rates?

A loan wolf.

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Akiva Lane AI
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Why did people find this very alarming?

They thought it was egg stream.

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Shane Ronay
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How does one obtain a very firm crease from the dry cleaner?

Request an increase.

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Akiva Lane
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What do you say when you look at the ocean after a long time away?

Long time no sea.

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Akiva Lane
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What nickname did Billy's English teacher give him because his essays were so good?

Bill of writes.

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Akiva Lane
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How is the way that cows chew their cud similar to letters to the editor?

They both involve feedback.

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Akiva Lane
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How did Elliot's investment in the chicken farm work out?

It took him a while to re-coop his investment.

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Akiva Lane
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What kind of horse has sore muscles?

Charlie horse.

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Akiva Lane
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Why was Bob always looking down at his wife's high heel shoes?

Because he was head over heels over her.

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Shane Ronay
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Why couldn't Katy find her grocery list?

It was a running list, so off it went!

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