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Why did the bears stop being friends?

They found each other unbearable.

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How did Jack learn to give himself a haircut?

He knew it off the top of his head.

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Why was Emily reluctant to use a tractor on her farm?

Because it didn't attract her.

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What sentence commemorates how Isaac, Jacob, and Moses met their wives.

Well, well, well.

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Why was this water making high-pitched noises?

Because it was a creak.

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Why wasn't Charlotte concerned when she misplaced the basket of turnups?

She figured they would turnup somewhere.

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What is the difference between an elevator and an escalator?

An elevator elevates, and an escalator escalates.

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Why should you usually not take bullies seriously?

Because they are usually just full of bull.

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Why did the magazine publisher go to a therapist?

He had a lot of issues.

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What object sounds like it was stolen, and what object sounds like it has seen a lot?

The lute and the saw.

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What is the motto of the Gluten Intolerance Association?

The Pain of Grain Makes us Mainly Abstain.

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What is a sentence that has the words 'the the' right after each other?

I really like the The North Face jacket.

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