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What kind of fruit did they use against Donald Trump?

He was impeached twice.

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What does a person say who lives in a suite of rooms in a hotel?

Home suite home.

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What did the thread say to the needle?

I'm just passing through.

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Why are the internal parts of a person called organs?

Because they are very organized.

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What song mentions a fly that looks like a shoe?

Shoe fly, don't bother me.

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Why did the magazine publisher go to a therapist?

He had a lot of issues.

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What did the tree do when it felt like just a stick in the mud?

It branched out.

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Are there cows that can produce grape juice?

No, that's udderly ridiculous.

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Why did Maxine toss a clock in the air?

She wanted to see time fly.

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How do authorities in England express their appreciation for the public maintaining orderly lines?

They say, "ThanQueue

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What is the shine of a gold ring called?

Its ring tone.

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What happened with Fred by mistake gave his wife glue stick instead of chapstick?

Now she's not talking to him.

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