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Why did Jeff start rope climbing?

He wanted to learn the ropes.

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Why did the pastry chef cut her chocolate cake at such sharp angles?

She wanted Brownie points

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Why should we be very careful handling glass?

There's a reason it's called a pain of glass.

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What is MOM spelled upside down?

WOW!

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How did the pitcher learn to throw curve balls?

It was a learning curve.

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Why did John feel bad when he stopped dating?

Because he felt out of date.

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Which U.S. Army battalion drives up to and then crawls under barbed-wire fences?

Jeepers Creepers

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What do you call someone who is always drinking coffee?

A caf-fiend.

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What did the woman do who got sick from the sushi restaurant?

She sued sushi.

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How did Mr. and Mrs. Katz feel when they went out with her 8 kids?

They felt like she was herding Katz.

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Why is it important to review a subject before taking a test?

Because then what you knew is re-knewed.

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What vitamin is good for the eyes?

Vitamin see.

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