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What is a noun that makes money?

A pro noun.

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How holy did Bill feel that Heaven is?

He felt it was wholly holy.

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What kind of bean has regrets?

A coulda bean.

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What did the thread say to the needle?

I'm just passing through.

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What did Joey call the exercizes he did before he took a walk?

A pre-amble.

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Who made outdoor tables and chairs popular in Dublin?

Paddy O'Furniture

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Why did Bob think this would be a balanced diet?

It was 3 square meals a day.

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What do you call a large party where matzah is served?

A matzah ball.

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What day is just before a birthday?

Labor day.

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What is the term for a relapse of influenza?

Deja Flu

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What was the name of Joe's band, and which instrument did he play?

Band Joe.

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When the Jacob's family made a home movie, why did they include eating hotdogs at the barbecue?

The hotdogs were perfect for the role.

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