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Were there dinosaurs that sprayed smells like a skunk?

If there were, they are now ex-stinked.

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Why did Sam put his shoes close to the fireplace?

When people say 'hot shoes', he says 'G-d bless you'.

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When the Smith family went camping, why did they go in 1 tent or 3 tents, but not 2?

That would be too tense.

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What was the nickname of 10 year old Beth who was always getting into trouble?

Miss Cheevous

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Why was the nurse pleased to immunize this boy?

Because she was giving him her best shot.

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What is a banquet for bowlers called?

A bowling ball.

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What would Freud say if he made a commercial?

"Let go of my ego".

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What kind of tree teaches us about shapes?

Geoma tree.

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What fish is married to an uncle?

Aunt Chovies

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What three letters are not our friend?

NME

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When Martha was quiet when she found out she was pregnant, what was that called?

A pregnant silence.

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How was a comedian asked to perform at the Orthopedist's Convention?

Please...humerus.

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