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What does it take to be a great telemarketer?

Focus. You must be dialed-in.

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Why did Beverly Teak's niece make her feel elderly?

Her niece called her Aunt Teak.

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Why did Betty need to call the dry cleaner where she had left her clothes?

She had a pressing question.

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How did Bill's parents feel about his goal of being a plumber?

They thought it was a pipe dream.

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What do you call a perfect egg?

Egg-selent.

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What is a short description of what you did during the summer called?

A summery summary.

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What happened to the magician driving down the street?

He turned into a driveway.

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I know the capitals of all 50 States.

For instance, Montana starts with a capital "M".

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What does a snake say when it bites?

Don't take it poisonally.

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What was the main fruit in Noah's ark?

Pears.

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What can be said about the camping trip?

It was really in tents.

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What is a nursery for babies called?

A wiggle room.

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