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Why do violinists put rosin on their violin bows?

It makes the violins rosin-ate.

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When you are very tired and need to rest, where should you go?

A rest room.

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Why did Barry wear an oxygen mask when he saw a beautiful sunset?

Because it took his breath away.

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Why did Arnold always bet at the same race track?

He had a one-track mind.

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Were the people in the Middle Ages bad people?

Not really, they were only medi-evil.

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What vitamin is good for the eyes?

Vitamin see.

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Which fruit has a Y chromosome?

BOYSenberries

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When Shakespeare had writer's block, what was his motto?

Where there's a Will, there's a way.

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What is ironic about The Flat Earth Society?

Their members are all around the globe.

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What type of cleaner pushes men away?

Deter gent.

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What is the difference between an elephant and a car?

One has the trunk in the front, and the other has the trunk in the back.

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Why did the student study outside in the cold?

Because he wanted to learn the subject cold.

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