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What is a store called that sells only items for the left hand?

A second hand store.

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Moshe Sherizen
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When does Friday come before Thursday?

In the dictionary.

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How do we know that Sinatra only took local streets?

It was "My way", or the highway.

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When a foreman has a child, what does he become?

A forefather.

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When do parents feel that they aren't parenting enough?

When - in relation to their kids - they feel only 'parenthetical'.

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Why did the guy on a date bring an elephant with him?

He wanted to have appeal.

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Shane Ronay
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Which type of beer takes longer to make than other beers?

Lager

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What do you call a bat that makes short, periodic dinging noises?

A dingbat.

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What do you say when you see an elephant?

You mongous!

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What happens when a problem is solved twice?

It is resolved.

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What do the words pigment, canvas, and paintbrush all have in common?

They are all terms of art.

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What was the best advice that Benjamin Franklin ever got?

People told him to go fly a kite.

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