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Why did Bill bring a hammer to the party?

He thought it might be useful to break the ice during conversations.

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What gift does the soccer player not like to receive?

He doesn't like ties, he prefers to get victories.

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What 2 letters do you use when talking to someone else about themselves?

UR

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Why did Arnold dislike snakes?

He felt they were creepy.

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What is similar between America and counting from Passover to Shavuous?

They both have 50 states.

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What do you call someone from New England who likes to scribble?

Yankee Doodle

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How did the Teddy Bear feel after dinner?

It felt stuffed.

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What is the different between a tree and an elephant?

A tree's trunk is its largest part.

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Why did Betty stop eating sausage?

She thought it was the wurst.

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Why is this bandwagon no longer in use?

Too many people were jumping on it.

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What's a good name for a plumbing company?

In Sink

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What kind of car can become a religious convert?

A convertible.

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