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Moshe Sherizen
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Why is it hard to organize a professional hide-and-seek tournament?

Good players are hard to find.

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Shane Ronay
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What is this optician doing?

He's seeing eye to eye with his patient.

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Akiva Lane
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What is a drug store located in an attic called?

A drug attic.

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How did the pet turtle escape from the box it was in?

With out of the box thinking.

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When do you tell people what they are?

When you tell them, 'You are welcome'.

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Shane Ronay
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Which city do the inhabitants rarely need an alarm clock?

Waco, Texas

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What is similar between paying for a meal and ducks?

They both have bills.

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What is the scan number on a box of cereal called?

Its cereal number.

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What did the vegetarian say to the salami?

You are THE wurst.

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Why did Bill make a rocket made of wood-work?

Because he thought it would work.

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What is an airplane that is inherited called?

An heir plane.

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How did Andrea feel when she opened the bag of cookies and they were smashed, but she ate them anyway?

She felt crummy.

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