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Why didn't the cat go to the doctor?

It was feline fine.

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What did Bill say when he brought his bike to the bike store to have the brakes fixed?

Give me a break!

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What kind of carrots are worth their weight in gold?

24 karats.

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What do you call a crockpot that is broken?

A crackpot.

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Which African nation is known for their pigs?

Guinea

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What type of party involves guests dancing around an array of coffee tables?

A shin dig

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What would happen if Earth was attacked by giant spiders from outer space?

A world wide web.

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What three letters are not our friend?

NME

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What do you call this animal?

A grill-a

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Where do you go when it's night and you're in bed and you're tired?

You go to sleep.

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Which industry helps news broadcast companies remain profitable?

Radiology

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Why did the mother have sore hands?

She had meta-carpools.

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