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How did King Kong feel about the woman he was holding?

He had a crush on her.

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What does superman use to keep the sun from his eyes?

A super visor.

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Why should you be careful with things that seem great?

Because great begins with the word grey.

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What did the teacher say to the student when he asked to make up an exam after graduation?

She said, 'You can't make these things up.'

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What is a loud group of boys playing called?

Boisterous.

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Why are fast runners good looking?

Because they are dashing.

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When the music tracks that Jay submitted lost the music competition, what was the ironic result?

He made a lot of money off the beaten tracks.

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Which king was this?

Edward IV - he had a short reign.

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How do you wake up bread?

You make it rise.

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When the nerve cell tells the muscle cell to contract, what is the muscle cell's reaction?

You have some nerve!

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Why did the loaf of bread feel insecure?

It felt kneady.

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Why is lumping people together not a good practice?

Because to average them is "mean".

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