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Where do people in Slepe, England go at night?

They go to Slepe.

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Why are visitors to the zoo sometimes directed by mistake to the room with the bats?

People think they asked where the bat room is.

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Why were the vegetables upset when Marty put salt on them?

They felt assaulted.

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What are tests in cosmetic school called?

Make-up exams.

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How did the family feel after a great day at the amusement park?

They didn't want anything to dispel the spell.

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Where is the Royal Rodeo held?

Buckingham palace.

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Why was no one able to buy more summer hats after a man just did?

That was the last straw.

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What do you call ticks that live in a parrot's feathers?

Polly ticks.

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Why did Fred stop being an accountant?

He started hearing invoices.

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What do people in the US say when they want to use the metric system?

Take me to your litre.

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Why did Betty buy a very large plate?

Because she had so many things on her plate.

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When the new driver felt he was driving too fast, what was very confusing to him?

He didn't know if he should slow down or slow up.

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