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Why was it so easy to reverse-engineer this dessert recipe?

It was a piece of cake.

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Why is this large gun a better value than smaller ones?

It provides a bigger bang for your buck.

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Akiva Lane
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How did the ferris wheel owner feel about having almost no customers?

He felt like he was just spinning his wheels.

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What do palm trees and calendars have in common?

They both have a lot of dates.

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What did the cheese say when it was shredded?

I feel grate.

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What is the lesson of daylight savings time?

If clocks can change, so can we.

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What is the most dishonest animal?

The cheetah.

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Is the author the main person who can edit the book they wrote?

Yes, that is the main person who is author eyes'd.

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What did the clock repairman say when you asked when the talking clock will be fixed?

Time will tell.

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Why did Bill order these to wear himself?

He's trying to lose weight through resistance-training.

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Why did astrophysicist Steven Hawking fail his history class?

It wasn't rocket science.

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What can you say about 2 matches?

They match.

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