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What psychiatric tool is similar the noses of hippies?

Hip noses.

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When Jack felt that his out-house was too dark, how did he feel after he put a large hole on the top of the door to let in light?

I needed that like a hole in the head.

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How did Madam Sonia become a fortune teller?

By "chants"

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Why did Ben drink Maxwell House coffee before he went parachute jumping?

He wanted to be good to the last drop.

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How do you add 4 letters to LAUGH and 1 letter to LAUGHTER to completely change their meaning?

OnsLAUGHt and sLAUGHTER.

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Why are men more curious than women?

Because of their "why" chromosomes.

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Why did Ed swim to the very bottom of his swimming pool?

He had a problem with the pool, and he wanted to get to the bottom of it.

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What did Noah do before the flood?

He was pre-pairing.

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What type of arm cast is this?

It's a cast of characters.

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Why did the baker receive a list of duties from his boss one at a time?

They were given on a knead to know basis.

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What is logical and has to do with the Earth?

Geological

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Why is the plural of garbage garbage?

No matter how much garbage there is, it's still garbage.

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