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What do you call blue-berries that are in a container underground?

Buried berries.

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Why was the diver not so proud of diving into a bucket of water?

Compared to all his other abilities, it was only a drop in the bucket.

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What did the transportation company of cows call themselves?

The moooooovers.

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Why didn't Bill want to work in the ice cream factory?

He didn't like working on sundaes.

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Which U.S. landmark are people in the biggest hurry to visit?

Mount Rush more.

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How did Jack learn to give himself a haircut?

He knew it off the top of his head.

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What letter and number combination precedes everything else?

B4

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Why did the clown leave the circus?

Because people were always laughing at him.

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How did the lawyers refer to the case of the pillow company being sued?

The pillow case.

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What does life have in common with arithmetic?

It has its pluses and minuses.

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What does it take to be a great telemarketer?

Focus. You must be dialed-in.

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How did Max feel about his rash?

He found it very irritating.

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