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What name did Mr. and Mrs. Tross have second thoughts about naming their baby boy?

Albert.

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Where do you stay if you don't want to move?

You stay put.

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When Mrs. Smith suggested to her husband that they go to a concert, what was his response?

Sounds good.

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How did Elliot's investment in the chicken farm work out?

It took him a while to re-coop his investment.

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Why was Mrs. Jones always looking under her son's bed?

She was hoping that there might be something new under the son.

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What is a survey done over the phone called?

A telephone poll.

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What are events before they unfold?

Folded.

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What do you call a theatre with chickens?

Fowl play.

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What name for cigarettes describes the harm they do?

Sick-arettes.

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Why did Bill not become a gastroenterologist?

He didn't have the guts.

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Because Gus was always happy, what was his nickname?

Fungus.

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If the Allentown bank merged with Capital One bank, what would it be called?

Al Capone.

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