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What is an expert commentator about puns?

A pundit.

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What key does the King use to get into the castle?

The Monarch Key.

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What scoring system is used for the sport of curling?

Curl marks.

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When you add up numbers, and are amazed at the result, what is that called?

Awe sum.

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What vitamin is good for the eyes?

Vitamin see.

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When Andrea lost her ring, what did her husband suggest?

Try calling it, and see if it rings.

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How is the political system similar to the pages in a book?

Because everything is either justified right or justified left.

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Which type airplane do people like to stare at?

A Leer Jet.

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Why did Bill make a rocket made of wood-work?

Because he thought it would work.

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Why did the family's credit card debt get so large that they had to file for bankrupcy?

Because it was a house of cards.

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Why did Peter bite into a packet of money?

People told him he should put his money where his mouth is.

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Why didn't people believe this when they saw it?

They thought it was pi in the sky.

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