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Who oversees chickens?

Chicken Tenders

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What's good about having a one-track mind?

You don't easily go off the rails.

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What animal does Niagara Falls remind us of?

Buffalo, because that's where Niagara Falls is.

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What is the ring called under a car where the engine engages with the wheel axel?

The engagement ring.

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What does an air conditioner and a hair conditioner have in common?

They both can make you feel cool.

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Why did Joe stop stealing, get a job with a salary?

He found that crime does not pay.

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Why was Bill on the lookout for alligators?

Because lately he had been swamped with work.

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Why do bald people find it difficult to throw out their comb?

They can't part with it.

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When the brother didn't treat his sister nicely, what was the result?

It caused a cry sis.

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How did the tycoon ask his architect to design a modest home?

He said, "Don't mansion it".

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What do you call a story about wet Yankee uniforms?

Damp Yankees.

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What is a good name for a company that certifies bones for dogs to chew on?

Bone-a-fide

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