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What do you call a school with just a few students?

A minuscule mini-school.

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Shane Ronay
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Why was Fred training male deer to run fast?

To make a fast buck.

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call a website that tells you one fact after another?

A factory.

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What do you call a new one ounce bottle of perfume with a subtle fragrance?

A new ounce with a nuance.

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What can you say about a teacher without any students?

He's in a class all by himself.

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Akiva Lane
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What do small boats and computers have in common?

They both can be used for fishing using a net.

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Akiva Lane
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Why is it best to avoid jealousy?

Because it ends with lousy.

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Akiva Lane
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Are robots brave?

Well, they have nerves of steel.

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Akiva Lane
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Why don't they sharpen pencils at both ends?

What's the point?

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Shane Ronay
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What would you call one of these owned by several people?

An OUR Glass

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Akiva Lane
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Why do some people find it very cool to go to sports games?

Because there are so many fans there.

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How did Phil become such an expert at bumper cars?

He took a crash course.

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