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Shane Ronay
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Why did the graffiti artist stop before he was arrested for vandalism?

He read the writing on the wall.

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Yitzchak Berger
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How does a hippie with 2 wives count them?

One Mrs. Hippie, two Mrs. Hippie.

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Akiva Lane
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What did the waiter get when he served a meal of iceberg lettuce?

The tip of the iceberg.

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Akiva Lane
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Why should you usually not take bullies seriously?

Because they are usually just full of bull.

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Akiva Lane
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How is waiting in line similar to being a doctor?

You need patience.

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Shane Ronay
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What is the key to "flipping" houses?

Heavy leverage

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Akiva Lane
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What is something before it was redundant?

Dundant.

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Shane Ronay
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What is a risk of driving an electric car?

Being charged with battery.

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Akiva Lane
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What do cats sing?

Mew sic.

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Akiva Lane
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When Ellie Smith married Darth Vader why did she feel things were going up?

She became Ellie Vader.

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Akiva Lane
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How did Bonnie and Clyde's son-in-law refer to them?

My in-laws the out-laws.

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Shane Ronay
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Why did Bob think this would be a balanced diet?

It was 3 square meals a day.

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