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What is confusing about alarms that get activated?

Do alarms go off, or do they go on?

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What part of the day has the most Ning?

More Ning.

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What is an appropriate reaction when Democratic Socialists win seats in Congress?

It certainly raises red flags.

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If you take a liter of water, and pour it out, what does it become?

Leaderless.

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What is a good name for a locksmith that serves food?

Bagels and locks.

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Why can you get books from a strawberry that doesn't tell the truth?

It's a lie berry.

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What's the problem with a person being in Valid, Sweden?

He's in Valid.

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What food is similar to someone who writes graffiti?

A walnut.

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How did light bulbs get their name?

They are not heavy.

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What happens to old auto mechanics?

They just re-tire.

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Why was Beverly annoyed at the large window?

Because it was a big pane.

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If you travel through many seas, what sea has the money?

The currency.

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