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What do you need to spell the word Panda?

Just a P and A.

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What do students in 12th grade have in common with people in an old-age home?

They are both seniors.

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When Sir Edmund Hillary climbed Mount Everest in 1953, how did he feel?

He felt on top of the world.

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What is this?

An elevator pitch.

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What is the motto of someone who eats just a little too much?

Eat, drink, and be merry, for tomorrow we diet.

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Why did Jay attend traffic court for his illegal Left Turn?

He knew he was right.

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What is an insect that hums?

Humbug.

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Why did Andrea want to date a writer?

She was looking for Mr. Write.

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What happened to the magician driving down the street?

He turned into a driveway.

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What expression refers to an insect in the late spring?

Bee that as it May.

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How does it feel sitting under a lime tree?

It feels sublime.

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What is a noun that makes money?

A pro noun.

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