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What do you call an Arabic Elvis impersonator?

Amal Shookup

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What is a price war and an advertising war between stores called?

Retailiation.

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What is good name for a men's clothing store in Thailand?

Tie Land.

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What 2 letters and 2 numbers mean 'safe dog'?

B9 K9

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What special symbol weighs more than any other?

The pound.

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Why did Beth get so upset when there was only one straw left in the dining room, and someone else took it?

Because that was the last straw!

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Why did Bill get furious at the person who tried to steal his goat?

It really got his goat.

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How can you help people who are suspicious?

Change the first letter of suspicious from S to A, to make it auspicious.

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What happened to Cynthia when she was in Hollywood and hit her head?

She saw stars.

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Which Einstein idea concerns family relations?

The Theory of Relativity.

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I know the capitals of all 50 States.

For instance, Montana starts with a capital "M".

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What begins with a dish and is not honest?

The word dishonest.

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