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Why did King Louis XV say, "After me the flood"?

Because he rained for 59 years.

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What can you say about someone who travels with light beams stored in jars?

He packs light.

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What is a party where everyone is treated equally.

A democratic party.

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What is the motto of the Gluten Intolerance Association?

The Pain of Grain Makes us Mainly Abstain.

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What is it called if someone rebels against the trees?

Tree-son.

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Who was Alexander Graham Belsky?

The first telephone Pole

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Which type of beer takes longer to make than other beers?

Lager

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How did David feel about praying in a talis?

It was a fringe benefit.

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To measure the size of a bagel, how much of the bagel do you include?

You include the whole.

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What is sad about parallel lines?

They have so much in common, yet they'll never meet.

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Why wasn't Lucy happy about her schedule?

Because she was so busy, it wasn't funny.

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What animal is like an ant that gets married without a wedding?

Antelope.

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