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How can you hold air?

By holding your breath.

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What is a plant growing out of an egg called?

An egg plant.

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Where do shoes go to get stronger?

Boot camp.

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How did the honor student ace his Political Science exam?

By being politically correct.

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What is someone who can keep a secret called?

A secretary.

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What vegetables were on strike?

The onions, because they were onion-ized.

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Why was the whole school on pins and needles waiting for their test results?

It was an acupuncture school.

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How did Melinda like the movie about sponges that live in the ocean?

She found it very absorbing.

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What do auto mechanics call their rest periods?

Coffee brakes.

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What is the difference between doing many things at once and being hit by a lot of taxes?

One is multi-tasking, and the other is multi-taxing.

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Why did Sally serve beef jerky at the dinner party?

It was her dry sense of humor.

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Why did George sell his barber shop?

He found cleaning it to be a hair-raising experience.

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