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Why shouldn't you write with a broken pencil?

Because it's pointless.

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How did the man get his young dog to stop barking?

He wore Hush Puppies

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What is it called when a prisoner sends a text message?

Con-text.

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What two letters are empty?

MT

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What do people wear when going out to battle?

A war drobe.

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How do we know that only taking doesn't make relationships last?

"To get" plus 'to get" equals forget.

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Why did Jim's team always win the tug-of-war competitions?

They had a lot of pull.

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How did the mouse avoid the mousetrap?

He just squeaked by.

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What's going on here?

This man's wife asked him to hold his horses.

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What name for cigarettes describes the harm they do?

Sick-arettes.

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Why did Fred stop being an accountant?

He started hearing invoices.

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Why is it hard to organize a professional hide-and-seek tournament?

Good players are hard to find.

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