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What award did Frank Lloyd Wright win with this design?

A stairing contest

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Why did the Jack-in-the-Box have trouble getting married?

He was an out-of-the-box kind of guy.

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How did the teacher feel when he realized that no one was paying attention to him?

He felt like he was the chairman of the bored.

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What are the great-great grandparents of an ant called?

Ant-cestors.

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What is a movie with singing and dancing cows called?

A moo-sical.

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What type of log is slow and delayed?

The back-log.

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Why did Alan give a tip to the bartender?

Because he felt tipsy.

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What is another name for the Stanley Cup Finals?

The Punch Bowl

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What did the miner say when he discovered gold?

It's mine!

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Why was the steam iron that had very little water very tired?

It was running out of steam.

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What is the medical department at Google called?

Google Docs.

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How did the students of the brilliant physics professor refer to him?

Dr. Know.

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