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How is a bird similar to the wife of a miser?

They both go 'cheap, cheap'.

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call a bar that serves chocolate?

A chocolate bar.

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Shane Ronay
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What is a required course for train designers?

Pullmonology

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Akiva Lane
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When does fore plus fore equals four.

The forelegs of one horse and the forelegs of another horse adds up to four legs.

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Shane Ronay
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What is ironic about The Flat Earth Society?

Their members are all around the globe.

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Yehuda Lane
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Why did the clown leave the circus?

Because people were always laughing at him.

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Akiva Lane
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What is the realization that all life begins as a fertilized egg?

It's egg-sistential.

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What did the knot say when it was asked, "Are you untied".

It answered, "I am knot".

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Shane Ronay
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Why do the Polish not force their cuisine on others?

They figure it's their pierogi-tive.

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Akiva Lane
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How do you translate MS/DOS from Hebrew to English?

Honest Thinking (Emes Das)

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Akiva Lane
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What does Arthur wear when he drinks tea?

A t-shirt.

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Shane Ronay
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How are marriage and divorce similar?

In both cases, you tie a knot / not.

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