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What's the source of a pig's pink color?

Pigment.

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What's wrong with overseeing a coatroom in July?

Nobody has hang-ups.

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What do train designers need to study?

Pullmonology

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What key was the music of the great plains written in?

B flat.

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What are ticks called that live in a parrot's feathers?

Polly Ticks

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What is the difference between an elevator and an escalator?

An elevator elevates, and an escalator escalates.

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How did guests know chili would be served at the party?

Somebody spilled the beans.

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When we feel blessed, why do we feel like singing?

Because the word blessing ends with the word sing.

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Why didn't Joe understand airplanes?

It was above his head.

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Why don't gluten-free people consume wheat?

It goes against their grain.

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Why should we be careful about illusions?

Because it begins with the word 'ill'.

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How did Sam and Betty describe that they walked on a different path in the woods every day?

Roam wasn't built in a day.

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