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What is this man doing?

He's "piering" down

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What did the clock repairman say when you asked when the talking clock will be fixed?

Time will tell.

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How is party different than a toy?

When a party winds up it ends, and when a toy winds up it starts.

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What is it called when a prisoner sends a text message?

Con-text.

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When Mark got sick and couldn't play trumpet in the school band for a week, what did he do?

The doctor gave him a note that he couldn't play notes.

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Why did Richard have someone throw his clothes from a plane and watch as they fell?

He felt it was best to spot your clothes before washing them.

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What room does Batman live in?

The Bat-room.

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Why did Barry's tongue hurt so much?

Each time he felt like saying something wrong, he bit his tongue.

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Why was the calf hiding in the bushes?

It herd what was at steak.

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Why did Amy like giving watches as presents?

She felt there is no present like the time.

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What Chinese dynasty was known for everyone trying to be the same?

The Sem Ting Dynasty.

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What did Rob's wife do when he realized he'd bought a guitar missing some components?

She told him not to fret.

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