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What type of gopher is the most difficult to keep out of a celery patch?

A stalker

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What happens to old auto mechanics?

They just re-tire.

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Where can you buy black markers?

The black market.

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When the prices of houses go up, why do their roofs get weaker?

Because the prices go through the roof.

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Why was the whole school on pins and needles waiting for their test results?

It was an acupuncture school.

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A field of hole wheat.

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What are the odds that this man will slim down?

A fat chance.

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What does an art school and a bedroom dresser have in common?

They both have drawers.

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How do you distinguish between a numerator and denominator?

There's a fine line between the two.

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How did the rose deal with the challenges of life?

It always rose to the occasion.

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Why can't you go hungry at the beach?

Because of the sand which is there.

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Why did the bear not want to wear shoes?

It couldn't bear not having bare feet.

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