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Why didn't the group of doctors sit down?

They didn't want to be sitting docs.

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What do you call a tank that uses AI?

A think tank.

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What do you call a troop of soldiers with long hair?

The hair force.

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How did Phil become such an expert at bumper cars?

He took a crash course.

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How are acute infections treated?

Doctors say, "Awwww" and give the patient a hug.

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What grammar is similar to regretting the past and worrying about the future?

Past tense and future tense.

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Why is the ocean right now like money?

It's a current sea.

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Why couldn't serfs get ahead during the Middle Ages?

Life was feudal.

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Why was Beverly annoyed at the large window?

Because it was a big pane.

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In this necklace made up of rings, what is the ring with the diamond called?

The ring leader.

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What would happen if Earth was attacked by giant spiders from outer space?

A world wide web.

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What can you say about a broken drinking fountain?

It's out of order and out of water.

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