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Which window specialty focuses on commercial accounts?

Pane Management specialists.

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What animal is like an ant that gets married without a wedding?

Antelope.

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Why don't people realize when the owner of a flower shop makes fun of them?

They can't see the florist for the tease.

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What do you do when your electrical system short-circuits?

Re-fuse to make it work.

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What do you call a roof made of seal skins?

A seal-ing.

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Why was Bill so exhausted after a day of putting tires on the inner rings of car wheels?

It was tire ring.

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Because Gus was always happy, what was his nickname?

Fungus.

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Is this cat anything special?

Yes - it's The Cat in the Hat.

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Where can one fall?

One can fall asleep, fall in love, fall down, fall ill, and fall into a trap.

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When it comes to understanding things, what is the most important letter in the alphabet?

Y

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How did Bob react when his friend said, 'You look so sunburned, did you use enough sun tan oil'.

Bob responded, 'You don't have to rub in in.'

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What fruit can't get married quickly?

Cantaloupe.

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