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Why was Maxine confused about how seriously to take Allen?

She didn't know if he was "Sir Real" or "Surreal".

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Why did the mother love carry her child?

She started loving it when she carried him before he was born.

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What did the bike rider say to his friend after smashing into him by mistake?

I didn't expect to run into you here.

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What's happening here?

A cargo ship is trying to contain itself.

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What is a trumpet made from a shoe called?

A shoe horn.

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How can we know when someone is ready for dating?

When their dating resume is UP TO DATE!

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Why did the shopping mall put signs in the mall with the number 1 on them?

Because when you see 1 you see the mall.

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What is the difference between giving something away for free and charging a fee for it?

The letter R.

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What do you call flies that are attracted to the smell of thyme?

Thyme flies.

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What is true about this famous journalist?

His name is Mudd

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What do you call a hyphen that is the size of a football field?

A hundred yard dash.

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What is a side-trip on a vacation called?

A detour on de tour.

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