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Why was the farm worker disappointed?

He thought he was promised a good salary, but they gave him a good celery.

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Why did the Jack-in-the-Box have trouble getting married?

He was an out-of-the-box kind of guy.

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Why did Cynthia stop drawing the line on the paper?

Because it was the end of the line.

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Why was Betty concerned about people her age?

She felt there was a degeneration among the generation.

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Why is it that lions get more food than tigers, leopards, and jaguars?

They always get the lion's share

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How do you describe someone who has a lot of influence in the field of app development?

He has app pull.

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What do you call two monkeys sharing an Amazon account?

Prime mates

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Horses are fun to ride...

...but make terrible neigh bors.

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What is similar between paying for a meal and ducks?

They both have bills.

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Why did the army's mortar shells keep falling out?

They were dealing with a loose canon.

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Why did Jerry avoid taking hot baths?

He tried to avoid things that would get him into hot water.

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What is the difference between doing many things at once and being hit by a lot of taxes?

One is multi-tasking, and the other is multi-taxing.

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