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How is America similar to those who figured out how to make a bus that looked like a cylinder?

Column bus discovery

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What kind of bush can take you by surprise?

An ambush.

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What is this?

B4 before B4.

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What school teaches about tea?

Universi-Tea.

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Why was the family alarmed when grandma got up from her rocking chair?

Because she was off her rocker.

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When a man and a woman go on a date, how many kinds of dates are there?

Among others: accomodate, candidate, consolidate, elucidate, update, raindate, validate, inundate, and intimidate.

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What is a very good thing about Switzerland?

Their flag is a big plus.

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Why did the bartender put rolls on the bar next to the drinks?

His motto was 'Roll with the punches'.

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What do you call a road with a lot of curves in it on a very windy day?

A windy windy road.

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What happens if two silk worms have a race?

They end in a tie.

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What is the heaviest Chinese soup?

One Ton soup.

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What's the best time to create a virtual loaf of bread?

E-leaven.

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