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Which type airplane do people like to stare at?

A Leer Jet.

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How did the sergeant know that he could take all the blankets that were needed?

He had blanket permission.

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What is a good name for a company that certifies bones for dogs to chew on?

Bone-a-fide

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What two letters are empty?

MT

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Why did the rock band like playing on wide stages?

They liked having good bandwidth.

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What do people in the US say when they want to use the metric system?

Take me to your litre.

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What do you call someone in a doctor's office that is in a hurry to see the doctor.

Im-patient.

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What happened when Ben was stuck in traffic and missed his doctor's appointment?

It became a dis-appointment.

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While building his porch, why was Arnie looking for something called 'scratch'?

Because he was building it from scratch.

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How is a liquor store similar to a nursery of babies?

They both have fine whines.

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When Bob got to the intersection, why did he make a right turn?

He didn't want to make a wrong turn.

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What will happen if the San Andreas Fault causes an earthquake?

It will be covered by no-fault insurance.

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