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What did Beth answer when Phil asked for a second date?

OK, I'll try a re-Phil.

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Why did the prisoner not want to take the anti-allergy medicine?

Because he wanted to break out.

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What can you say about a person who learns to say no?

That now he knows.

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What is the proper way to greet the Dalai Lama?

Hello Dalai!

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What is common with the words Human and Humor?

They both begin with a focus on the word 'You'.

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What novel experience did Dan like to share with others?

His joy of reading new novels.

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When you trade in an old bike for a new bike, what is that called?

Re-cycling.

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What diagnosis caused the man to break his leg by being too anxious?

A stress fracture

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If you can get 100 somethings for a penny today, how sure can you be that this will be the price tomorrow?

One hundred per cent.

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What is a nickname for pharmacists?

Pharmers.

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What do you call someone who has a very active radio show?

Radio-active.

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What do you call a baseball player and his Rabbi?

Batman and Rabban.

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