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Shane Ronay
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What do you call a one-legged hippo?

A hoppo

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Akiva Lane
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What is a survey about telephone usage called?

A telephone poll.

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Akiva Lane AI
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What is this man doing with the two pieces of fruit?

He's comparing a pair of pears.

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Akiva Lane
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What do these have in common? A smelly basketball, hitting a baseball too far to the right or left, and a dance of chickens?

They are all a foul ball.

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Akiva Lane
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What pictures did the family put on the bedroom curtains?

Pictures of tomatoes and eggplants because they are nightshades.

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Shane Ronay
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What would you call one of these owned by several people?

An OUR Glass

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Akiva Lane
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Why did the light switch feel ambivalent about the people in the house?

Sometimes it felt turned off.

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call someone who is against hypocrisy?

A faux foe.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did the family put a big painting in their living room?

They wanted to get better at seeing the big picture.

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Shane Ronay
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Why was was it so loud everywhere Tim went?

He liked stealing everyone's thunder.

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Akiva Lane
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What's the question about whether the word is spelled 'kibutz' or kibbutz'?

Two B's or not two B's, that is the question.

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Shane Ronay
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How do mountain goats seem to defy gravity on steep slopes?

They use cliffhangers.

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