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What do you call someone who used to be a pert?

An ex-pert.

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What is the medical department at Google called?

Google Docs.

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Why did the CEO have all the corporate planes painted red?

He didn't want them to be too plane.

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What is brown and sticky?

A stick.

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What does a piece of paper and a soda without fizz have in common?

They are both flat.

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What are examples of types of bread in a bakery called?

Roll models.

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In a polarized society, what is the result of discussions between people with opposite views?

What is discussed results in disgust.

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What is an arrangement with UPS, Fedex, or DHL to send a package called?

A package deal.

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What did Alice call the hair she cut off because it was full of knots?

Forget me knots.

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Why is eating a liter of food like adding a T to it?

It becomes litter.

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How did the pet turtle escape from the box it was in?

With out of the box thinking.

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How do we always know who a child's mother is?

When she is pregnant and gives birth, it's apparent.

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