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If a person was stranded on a desert island, what color would he find there?

Maroon.

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What did Larry name his new ink and toner business?

Ink, Inc.

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What do you call an alligator in a vest?

An investigator.

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What are hotdogs called when they are cold?

Hotdogs.

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Why did Jill avoid slapping the bottom of the boulder in the park?

She didn't want to hit rock bottom.

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Horses are fun to ride...

...but make terrible neigh bors.

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Why didn't ancient man understand the world of the stars?

It was over his head.

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What is history from a woman's point of view called?

Her Story.

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Why didn't the small hotel want to let the motorcycle gang stay there?

The youth hostel didn't want hostile youth.

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Why was the calf hiding in the bushes?

It herd what was at steak.

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What hair style is named after the hair of a horse?

Pony tail.

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Does the Moot Pencil Company make very sharp pencils?

That's a moot point.

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