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What is blue and smells like red paint?

Blue paint.

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Why did the kleptomaniac go to the doctor?

He wanted to know what he could take for his condition.

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Why did the newborn require immediate surgery?

He was born with a silver spoon in his mouth.

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What kind of music do fathers like?

Pop music.

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Why did Jill often find it difficult to find her sneakers?

She suspected that it was because they were sneaking around the house.

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What is a motorcycle that attacks people called?

A vicious cycle.

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What is an exact duplicate of a bicycle called?

A cyclone.

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What novel is about a boy who always wakes up late?

The son also rises.

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What is a combination of a pig and a pine tree?

A porcupine.

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What made Ted the Teddy bear so smart?

He really knew his stuff.

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Why are bakery employees so nice to their customers?

They know where their bread is buttered.

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Which type of make-up remover is used by all genders?

Withdrawing an apology

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