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How does a hippie with 2 wives count them?

One Mrs. Hippie, two Mrs. Hippie.

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Akiva Lane
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What is Denise's brother's name?

De Nephew.

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Dovid Lane
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What are shoes made from bananas called?

Slippers

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When the customer asked for coffee without milk, what was the response of the waitress?

I'm sorry, we're out of milk, you'll have to have it without cream.

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How do you describe a seagull that believes everything you say?

Gullible.

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Why was the bee punished?

Because it didn't bee-have.

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What does praying and Swiss cheese have in common?

They are both holy.

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What should you do when you are waiting a long time in a doctor's office?

Be patient.

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How did the world react to Edison's invention of the electric light bulb?

They thought it was a brilliant idea.

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What is this man doing?

He's a lion tamer aligning a line of lions.

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call two siblings that are sleeping next to each other?

Nap Kins

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Zev Juravel
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What electronic device is named after an American insect?

USB

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