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What is another name for misleading and dangerous advertising?

Ad vice.

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What is this man doing?

He's a lion tamer aligning a line of lions.

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How do you talk to a pigeon?

Using pidgin English.

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What happens to one's ability to walk after 8 drinks?

The results are staggering.

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What do psychologists and accountants both say?

It's important to be positive.

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Why are the tops of mountains called 'peaks'?

Because they peek at us from a distance.

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Why did the programmer call an exterminator?

Because he had a bug in his program.

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What medicine calms you down while watching a play?

Drama-mine

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What is an ancient Celtic who is very flexible called?

A fluid druid.

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How do spiders find food to eat?

They look on the web.

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What dinosaur has a good vocabulary?

The thesaurus.

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What vitamin is similar to a girl's Bas Mitzvah?

Vitamin B12

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