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When the Jacob's family made a home movie, why did they include eating hotdogs at the barbecue?

The hotdogs were perfect for the role.

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What is an example of an American war that was not civil?

The Civil War.

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What do you say when you finish going through the everglades?

See you later alligator.

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What happened to this couple just before the wedding?

They disengaged.

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What happened when Bob decided to use a Neuralink chip in his brain?

He changed his mind.

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How is a face similar to a shoe?

They both have a tongue.

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What did Betty call the fish meals that she loved eating?

Delicious fishes.

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Why do we regard wine as special?

Because it is from de vine.

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What is the Sherlock Holmes story where he solves the mystery of the missing pillow?

The pillow case.

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After visiting someone, when they say 'It's been great having you', how can you respond?

It's been great being had.

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When Bill took the hot air balloon, why did he find it hard to concentrate?

Because then his head was in the clouds.

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Why did the police arrest the comedian?

Because he was a riot.

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