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Jason Hernandez is 7'3", and wears the largest shoes in the world..

That's quite a feet.

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Why did Bill bring money to bed?

Because he had been sleeping poorly.

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What is a gun in a hat called?

A cap gun.

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When you put chili sauce in the refrigerator in Santiago, what does it become?

Chile chilly chili sauce.

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What is the origin of the word 'stain'?

It's a spot that is stayin' in the clothes.

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Which medical specialty is best for focusing on others?

Your ology

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What is it called when a very small child waves at you?

Micro wave lovin'.

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Why did the shark not want to eat the millionaire?

It stayed away from rich foods.

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How did the rose deal with the challenges of life?

It always rose to the occasion.

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How do we always know who a child's mother is?

When she is pregnant and gives birth, it's apparent.

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What vegetable is like a group that asks permission?

Let us.

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Why wasn't the company making money?

Its strategy made no cents.

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