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Why did the husband and wife enjoy scuba diving together?

They liked the feeling of being in sink with each other?

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Why did the woman crash into the building where Mark had just been standing?

Her driving instructor told to hit the mark.

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Why didn't Jane play hide and seek?

Good players are hard to find.

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In what room of a school are things re-created?

In the recreation room.

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What type of shop specializes in watch components that are accurate up to the minute?

A second-hand store.

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I know the capitals of all 50 States.

For instance, Montana starts with a capital "M".

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What can you say about an elevator's day?

It has its ups and downs.

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Why did Sir Edmund Hillary climb Mt. Everest?

He took a peek at the peak, and it piqued his interest.

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What do you call a cat that steals things?

A feline felon.

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What kind of fruit did they use against Donald Trump?

He was impeached twice.

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What is a good name for a company that certifies bones for dogs to chew on?

Bone-a-fide

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What do employment recruiters and cannibals have in common?

They're both called head hunters.

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