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Why did Fred spend a lot of time looking around the horse stable?

His therapist said his life should be more stable eyes'd.

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Why did Joe go to the paint store to lose weight?

He went to get thinner.

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What seeds are named after fathers?

Poppy seeds.

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What was the runner chasing after?

He was trying to catch his breath.

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Why is each skunk unique?

Because each is distinked.

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Why shouldn't you ask questions to sugar cane that is fused together?

Because it is canefused.

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What do you call a hyphen that is the size of a football field?

A hundred yard dash.

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What was the frustrated mother grateful for after trying to toilet train her toddler?

ICBM

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Why should you take a sharp pencil seriously?

It has a good point.

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What is it called when someone corrects a Morse code message they regretted sending?

Re-Morse.

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What is it called when a parrot chews off and swallows the weak end of a stick?

A weekend in parrots.

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What are "octopy"?

Pizzas topped with calamari.

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