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What happened when Bob tried hitting a baseball when it was foggy?

He always mist.

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Why were the wafer cookies sad?

Because their mother was away far.

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What is a good name for a locksmith that serves food?

Bagels and locks.

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How to summarize a person's life after being convicted of a crime?

Con descending.

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Why couldn't the leopard play hide and seek?

Because he was always spotted.

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How did the group on the safari feel halfway through their trip?

Safari so good.

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Why did the light bulb have emotional problems?

Because it was turned off.

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Why did Barry's tongue hurt so much?

Each time he felt like saying something wrong, he bit his tongue.

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What do you call a large party where matzah is served?

A matzah ball.

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Why do some of these specific instruments look different from the others?

They're members of the opposite sax.

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What is teaching a computerized train using AI called?

Training.

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What happened to the person who snuck into the heated swimming pool?

He's now in hot water.

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