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Why did the editor wear a sweater?

Because writers sent her many drafts.

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What did the procrastinator tell those who said he'd never get anywhere?

"You just wait!"

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Why did Superman's fruit bowl remind him of football?

It was a super bowl.

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Why are shovels so important to society?

They are a ground-breaking tool.

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What did the surgeon say when the patient asked if he could administer his own anesthesia?

Sure, knock yourself out.

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When there is a team of horses, what advantage do the horses in back have?

They have hindsight.

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How did the young lady feel when her date was rude?

She felt dis-missed.

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Why did Jerry expect to hear quacking after the air conditioning repair men left?

They said they were putting in new air conditioning ducks.

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What is a cartoon of puppets on strings called?

Suspended animation.

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What is it called when a fusion nuclear reaction starts acting unpredictably?

Con-fusion.

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What do you call billiard balls 1, 3, 5, 7, 9, 11, 13, and 15?

Odd balls.

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If Washington is the most Southern face on Mount Rushmore, what is Lincoln?

The North Face.

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