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Where do shoes go to get stronger?

Boot camp.

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How did farmer Jones know not to feed his ox eggs?

Because the ox rebelled against any yokes.

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What are Siamese twins that are spies called?

Double agents.

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Why didn't the king allow anything to be placed over his throne?

He didn't want to think about the phrase 'over throne'?

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When Beverly had a dream about swimming in a pool of orange soda, what did it mean?

It was just a Fanta Sea.

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What's the problem with a person being in Valid, Sweden?

He's in Valid.

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How did Betty feel about her new job pressing clothes?

She found the pressing depressing.

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What room grows on a dead tree?

A mushroom.

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What is something that causes anger called?

A precursor.

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What can you take when you are curious?

You can take a look.

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What did one guy say to his friend when he got to the punchbowl at the party first?

I beat you to the punch.

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What nickname did Billy's English teacher give him because his essays were so good?

Bill of writes.

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