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What is cleaning and oiling a pogo stick called?

Spring cleaning.

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In war, what is more important than who is right?

Who is left.

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What's a good name for an herbal brew business?

Special Teas

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Why are taking good notes like a beautiful June day?

They summerize.

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Why is the name for the animal duck misleading?

Because when a hunter tries to shoots at it, it doesn't duck, it flies away.

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What happens to old Texas Rangers who can no longer serve?

They become de-ranged

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Why did Beverly go to a therapist?

She felt her complexes were very complex.

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How do you describe a fish when it does things very well?

A fish in sea.

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What do you call an item in a store where the price tag is unreadable?

Priceless.

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What did the sculptor do before he sculpted the subject's head?

He had to plan a head.

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What do we wear on our wrist that is similar to the people who guard a rock band?

The watchband.

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What is a dehydrating fruit business like?

It's full of hot air.

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