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What is special about an erasable whiteboard?

Its remarkable.

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What did one guy say to his friend when he got to the punchbowl at the party first?

I beat you to the punch.

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Why were Bill's friends always calling him up?

Because his nickname was 'Up'.

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What line is the conclusion?

The bottom line.

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Why did Martha lose weight when she ate vegetables?

Because they took away her appetite.

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How did Angela feel when she saw a rattlesnake in the park?

She felt rattled.

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What word and number indicate the winner of a race?

Won and 1.

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Why did King Louis XV say, "After me comes the flood"?

He reigned for 59 years, and King Louis XIV reigned for 72 years, and after all that reigning, of course there would be a flood!

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Which business finds emergency replacement musicians?

Band Aid

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What is similar between a teenager with a credit card and a rhinoceros?

They are both dangerous when they are charging.

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What did the artist do before he made a sculpture of a person's head?

He had to plan a head.

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How did the pet turtle escape from the box it was in?

With out of the box thinking.

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