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After the hour and minute hand of a clock, what is the 3rd hand called?

The second hand.

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When Mark got sick and couldn't play trumpet in the school band for a week, what did he do?

The doctor gave him a note that he couldn't play notes.

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Why did Sir Edmund Hillary climb Mt. Everest?

He took a peek at the peak, and it piqued his interest.

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Why was Sandy sure that her daughter would become an actress?

Because every time she didn't get her way, she would make a scene.

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Which prison's glee club repeats the lyrics of each song?

Sing Sing.

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What is a price war and an advertising war between stores called?

Retailiation.

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When Jim went to the seashore at dawn, how did he feel when the early morning mist cleared?

He had liked being in the midst of the mist, and he missed the mist.

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Why did Sam dislike going across the bridge on the way to work?

He found that every day it took its toll.

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How is someone who falls similar to someone in debt?

They are both losing their balance.

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How did the hacker get away?

He ransomeware.

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Is rain free?

Yes, it's on the house.

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What happened when Phil decided to do a brain transplant?

He changed his mind.

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