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What do you say when you look at the ocean after a long time away?

Long time no sea.

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What do these have in common? A smelly basketball, hitting a baseball too far to the right or left, and a dance of chickens?

They are all a foul ball.

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What occurs when the amount of garbage exceeds space in the trash can?

It is beyond the pail.

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Why did Marty become a bartender?

He was so wild as a kid, people said he would end up behind bars.

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What is a relative of an air pump called?

A pump kin.

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If a window was put into the neck of the Statue of Liberty, what would it be called?

A pane in the neck.

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What is called if the thumb rules all the other fingers?

A rule of thumb.

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What are the options in making it to shore?

Row oar swim.

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Which African nation is known for their pigs?

Guinea

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How did Sam feel when he left the Far East?

He felt dis-oriented.

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Why wasn't Lucy happy about her schedule?

Because she was so busy, it wasn't funny.

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Why did King Louis XV say, "After me comes the flood"?

He reigned for 59 years, and King Louis XIV reigned for 72 years, and after all that reigning, of course there would be a flood!

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