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Akiva Lane
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What do you call an appointment that gets cancelled?

A dis-appointment.

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Shane Ronay
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How did the honor student ace his Political Science exam?

By being politically correct.

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Akiva Lane
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How did the 2 robbers work together?

They would co-robberate.

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Shane Ronay
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Why don't people realize when the owner of a flower shop makes fun of them?

They can't see the florist for the tease.

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Akiva Lane
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Why is it so easy to feel relaxed while using the internet?

Because so many websites have 'dot calm' in their name.

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Shane Ronay
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What is moistening meat based on?

The meat.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Alan shoot an arrow into the wind?

He liked shooting the breeze.

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call someone who is an expert about alarm clocks?

An alarmist.

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Yitzchak Berger
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Why shouldn't you tell secrets in a farmer's field?

Because potatoes have eyes, corn has ears, and the beanstalk.

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Shane Ronay
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Why do bees stay in their hives during winter?

Swarm.

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Shane Ronay
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Why did Bob think this would be a balanced diet?

It was 3 square meals a day.

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Akiva Lane
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What part of the body do military people try to avoid?

De feet.

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