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What do you call a very long line?

A line's den.

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What kind of pan is very disorganized?

Pan-demonium.

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Why did Janet eat from a bag of dates when she talked to Joe at work?

She wanted him to ask her for a date.

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What did Bill say when Max wanted to kill a bug that landed on Bill's watch?

You're not going to do that on my watch.

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What can have both a good and bad result?

Pennies from Heaven

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What is it called when the detergent is on the top shelf?

High Tide.

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How did Bill's body respond when he was insulted?

He felt knocked off his feet, he felt hit in the head, he took it as an affront, and was taken aback.

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Why was Fred looking to join another acting company?

He was ready for the next stage.

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What is Santa Claus's favorite agricultural activity?

Hoe, hoe, hoe.

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What is the owner of the chair store called?

The chairman.

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Why does hot weather seem so smart?

Because it has so many degrees.

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What word describes a variety of missiles?

Missile-aneous.

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