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When a foreman has a child, what does he become?

A forefather.

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Why was Amanda surprised that this perfume was so expensive?

She was told it was worth a red scent.

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How do you translate MS/DOS from Hebrew to English?

Honest Thinking (Emes Das)

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What did Mrs. Gard call it when she changed her twin babies?

The changing of the Gards.

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Why are jellyfish so mean?

Because they're spineless.

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How did Amanda feel about the fact that science doesn't understand why people are ticklish?

She thought it was mys-tickle.

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What did the salad dressing say when someone opened the refrigerator door?

Close the door, I'm dressing.

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Why did Bill and Eddie start their company at the radar dish?

Because they wanted the business to be under the radar.

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What is similar between a baseball player and a guard at a large party?

They both try to keep their eye on the ball.

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Why did Jill avoid slapping the bottom of the boulder in the park?

She didn't want to hit rock bottom.

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Why didn't Pharaoh believe anything Moses said?

It was in a State of de Nile.

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What did the bike rider say to his friend after smashing into him by mistake?

I didn't expect to run into you here.

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