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How did the Ukraine respond when Russia invaded in 2022?

"You can't rush in!"

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What's good about having a one-track mind?

You don't easily go off the rails.

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Why did Beverly Teak's niece make her feel elderly?

Her niece called her Aunt Teak.

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Why was the hot dog happy?

Because it was on a roll.

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What do economies and bicycle stores have in common?

They both have cycles.

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Why did the husband and wife enjoy scuba diving together?

They liked the feeling of being in sink with each other?

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Why in the army do they avoid giving treats twice?

That would involve a re-treat.

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Why did Betty buy a very large plate?

Because she had so many things on her plate.

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What do you call a broken garbage receptacle?

A has bin.

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What do the left and right pictures have in common?

On the left are coconuts, and on the right are cocoa nuts.

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What is a group of people who share an interest in learning about and fixing electric fans?

A fan club.

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Why are the internal parts of a person called organs?

Because they are very organized.

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