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How did this person respond when asked how they're doing?

Doing well, thank you.

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What is it called when a very small child waves at you?

Micro wave lovin'.

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How did the American Indians feel about transporting things by travois.

It was a drag.

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What did the clock repairman say when you asked when the talking clock will be fixed?

Time will tell.

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What's the best time to create a virtual loaf of bread?

E-leaven.

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Why did the bartender encourage his customers to drink more?

He wanted them to be more tips-y.

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After reading the news each day, what is the main question that can occur to you?

What can explain the second half of the word 'mankind'?

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How did the ferris wheel owner feel about having almost no customers?

He felt like he was just spinning his wheels.

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Why didn't the clam share its food?

Because it was shell-fish.

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What do you call a father who makes corny jokes?

Pop corn.

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What is Barry the Smurf's nickname?

Blue Barry

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How did the comb feel after it had its teeth made thinner?

It felt fine.

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