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Picasso painted over 50,000 works. What type of painter was he?

A surreal (serial) painter

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What do you call a candy bar that sings rap music?

A candy rapper.

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What do you call a bee that is in a trance?

A Zom Bee.

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What's the problem with a person being in Valid, Sweden?

He's in Valid.

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If the color of the White house is white, what is the color of a green house?

A greenhouse is transparent because its walls are made of glass.

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What happens before posterous?

It's pre-posterous.

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What is it called when the detergent is on the top shelf?

High Tide.

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Why did the employee make sure he never signed his name twice?

He was concerned that if he re-signed, he'd be out of a job.

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What is a coat with only sleeves called?

A coat of arms.

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Where did the army put their best soldiers?

On the front lions.

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How did Bill like making food on the grill?

It was grate.

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Why were the wafer cookies sad?

Because their mother was away far.

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