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What does the word 'avoidable' mean?

It's what a bull fighter tries to do.

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Akiva Lane
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How did they describe the situation where the band's bass players were drunk?

The basses were loaded.

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What gift does the soccer player not like to receive?

He doesn't like ties, he prefers to get victories.

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How did the bad sergeant behave?

He was rotten to the corps.

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What do taxi companies and computer devices have in common?

They both use drivers.

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What happens when the king's neck hurts?

He has a royal pain in the neck.

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What did the miner say when he discovered gold?

It's mine!

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Yehuda Lane
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What did Bob have to decide when someone insulted him before he boarded the plane at the airport?

Fight or flight.

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What relationship involves the law of gravity at the center of the solar system?

The sun-in-law.

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How did the chiropractor feel when he saw that the work was harder than he expected?

He was taken aback.

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Shane Ronay
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Which prison's glee club repeats the lyrics of each song?

Sing Sing.

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What is the relationship between a trial and love?

The trial involves justice, and love involves just us.

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