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What do you call a tree with poems attached to it?

Poet tree.

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What does someone say to a friend who he thinks is too optimistic?

You topian!

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Why did the tight-rope walker wear warm shoes?

He was concerned about getting cold feet.

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Why did Suzy avoid eating peaches?

After eating the fruit, it was the pits.

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What kind of tea always tells the truth?

Honest Tea.

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How did the news channels report this accident?

Breaking news.

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Why couldn't the pony sing?

Because he was a little hoarse.

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What can have both a good and bad result?

Pennies from Heaven

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If you formed some herbs into a small submarine, what would be the result?

A suburb.

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What's an inefficient way to kill ants around your shrubs?

Beat around the bush.

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What happens if someone accidently drank hair coloring?

They could dye.

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Why do bees stay in their hives during winter?

Swarm.

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