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What time did Jimmy eat 30 peanuts?

8:30

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Why did the dirty dishes in the sink feel connected to each other?

Because they were all in sync.

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Why didn't Joe understand airplanes?

It was above his head.

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What do these have in common: a fish in the ocean, doing things well, and a small apartment?

They all involve efficiency.

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Why was the optician embarrassed the morning after the party?

He'd made a spectacle of himself.

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What kind of city doesn't give up?

Tenacity.

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What is this fooseball player in need of?

Plastic Surgery

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Why did Bill not become a gastroenterologist?

He didn't have the guts.

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Why did Marsha like to read on the steps of the NY Public Library?

She believed that for meaning, you have to read between the lions.

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What would Freud say if he made a commercial?

"Let go of my ego".

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What did the doctor use this room for?

A wading room

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What kind of tea protects you when you buy something?

Warren Tea.

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