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What do you call horses that live next to each other?

Neigh-bors.

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What do you call a perfect egg?

Egg-selent.

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Why did Sandra like eating blueberries and strawberries.

They tasted berry, berry good, and they made her berry, berry happy.

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It escapes me.

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How did Oedipus feel when he found out about his parents?

Oedipus wreck.

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What is a baseball that fell into the sewer called?

A foul ball.

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What location do these symbols refer to?

Times Square.

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How did Patty feel about her wonderful female cat?

She was purr-fect.

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What is it called when you use an Apple computer to cut through loads of information to find what you are looking for?

Mac the knife.

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How could Ami know for sure there was an odor in the room?

She just nose.

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What happened when Gary tried to play piano by ear?

He decided it's better to play with his hands.

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Why is moving from one house to another like fighting?

Because it involves boxing.

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