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When Bobby threw a ball as hard as he could, why did it just come back to him?

He threw it up in the air.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did the bears stop being friends?

They found each other unbearable.

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Akiva Lane
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In music how much is a quarter note worth?

25 cents.

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Akiva Lane
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Why was Beverly confused when she got sick?

She caught a cold, and had a fever.

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Akiva Lane
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What two letters are empty?

MT

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Akiva Lane
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What is this?

It escapes me.

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Akiva Lane AI
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Why did the plumber do this in response to the judge?

He thought the judge asked for water in the court.

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Akiva Lane
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Why was Fran getting sea-sick using her computer?

Because everything was on her sea drive.

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Akiva Lane
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When Jerry looked at his legs, how did he know that he was eating too much?

His calves had become cows.

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Why did the prisoner eat food he was allergic to?

He wanted to break out.

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Matt Weiss
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What did the plate say to the food?

The meal is on me.

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Akiva Lane
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What is similar between certain blood types and a spelling error?

One is a type-O, and the other is a typo.

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