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Why did Beth wear a blindfold when she slept?

Because her husband was such a light sleeper.

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How did Bill's parents feel about his goal of being a plumber?

They thought it was a pipe dream.

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What do you say when you see an elephant?

You mongous!

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What do you call a new one ounce bottle of perfume with a subtle fragrance?

A new ounce with a nuance.

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Why did Arthur try to convince his wife that money was very much in style?

Because she was spending it like it was going out of style.

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Why was the steam iron that had very little water very tired?

It was running out of steam.

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How did Andy feel when the skin doctor cancelled his apppointment?

He felt irritated.

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What happend when Max tripped over the boxes of glass jars?

He found it jarring.

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What do you call a large amount of stamps?

A stamp-ede.

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What did the baseball park do when their antique organ stopped working?

They found an organ donor.

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In the body, what is between tendon B and tendon D.

Tendency.

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What is the first phase of a liver transplant called?

De-livery

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