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Why was Billy very careful blowing out the candles on his birthday cake?

This was his big birthday party, and he didn't want to blow it.

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Why are men more curious than women?

Because of their "why" chromosomes.

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When did the mother of a newborn boy wake up?

At son rise.

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Why do internet browsers tend to gain weight?

They use cookies.

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Why did Jim eat steak when he was investing in companies?

Because he wanted a stake in the companies.

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What type of music do young ladies like best?

Hymns

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Why did Barry wonder who he was?

Because he didn't feel like himself.

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Why didn't the king allow anything to be placed over his throne?

He didn't want to think about the phrase 'over throne'?

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How did the honor student fail his Logic course?

He was being unreasonable.

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What should you do if a piece of folded clothing runs away?

Catch it and bring it back into the fold.

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Why did Fred always cut into lines?

Because his doctor said he should lose wait.

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What is a happy insect called?

An uptick.

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