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Why did Dan double the size of the pockets on his pants?

He was told that to afford everything, he needed deep pockets.

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Which internal organ has the most audacity?

The gall bladder.

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How was the rabbit rewarded for keeping mice out of the garden?

With an increase in celery.

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What kind of carrots are worth their weight in gold?

24 karats.

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What do you call a large party where matzah is served?

A matzah ball.

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What is it called when the letter E moves slowly?

Creep-E.

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What is a party where everyone is treated equally.

A democratic party.

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Why did the employee make sure he never signed his name twice?

He was concerned that if he re-signed, he'd be out of a job.

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Why did Fred avoid eating hard cheese such as Swiss cheese?

He preferred eating cheese that is easier.

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What do skyscrapers and libraries have in common?

They have a lot of stories.

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When you pay a therapist for a session, what does the therapist expect back?

Change.

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What are batteries called when they no longer work?

Badderies

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