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What do you call a new one ounce bottle of perfume with a subtle fragrance?

A new ounce with a nuance.

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What is the ability of having nerves of steel called?

Nerve-ana.

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Why did Arnold dislike snakes?

He felt they were creepy.

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Why did Jim feel like a flamingo?

Because he couldn't put his foot down.

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What is it called when someone corrects a Morse code message they regretted sending?

Re-Morse.

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What is similar between slamming on the car brakes and baseball?

They both have a short stop.

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Why was Alan not sure he liked playing trumpet in the band?

Because afterwards he felt like he blew it.

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Which two animals have the lowest integrity?

The lyin and the cheetah.

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It's a lap top.

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How would you describe this?

Spring is in the air.

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How does a skunk know how to release its smell?

It uses its in-stinked.

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What is an arrangement with UPS, Fedex, or DHL to send a package called?

A package deal.

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