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What month is not sure of itself?

May.

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How can you help people who are suspicious?

Change the first letter of suspicious from S to A, to make it auspicious.

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What do you call billiard balls 1, 3, 5, 7, 9, 11, 13, and 15?

Odd balls.

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What is Denise's brother's name?

De Nephew.

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Which vegetable is best served mashed?

Squash

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Why did the kleptomaniac go to the doctor?

He wanted to know what he could take for his condition.

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What does an air conditioner and a hair conditioner have in common?

They both can make you feel cool.

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How did the man who ate nothing but vegetable soup for decades live to be 100?

He took good stock in himself.

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What type of meeting is this?

A Piece Summit.

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Why is ethics like art?

You have to know where to draw the line.

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What is logical and has to do with the Earth?

Geological

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Which animal rarely stops talking?

The yak

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