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Akiva Lane
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What do garbanzo beans have in common with a sedative for chickens?

Chick peace.

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Shane Ronay
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What do you call someone who has lost their sense of taste?

Tasteless

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Shane Ronay
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Which company broadcasts highlights of basketball, hockey, tennis, and soccer?

Net-flix

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Akiva Lane
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Why did the magazine publisher go to a therapist?

He had a lot of issues.

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Akiva Lane
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What song mentions a fly that looks like a shoe?

Shoe fly, don't bother me.

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Akiva Lane
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What is the name of the rock band that sings about failure?

Rock Bottom

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Akiva Lane
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What's worse than a crazy driver?

Someone who drives you crazy.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Lisa carry a ball up the hill?

There were so many things she wants to do, and she wanted to get the ball rolling.

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Shane Ronay
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What are these?

Cocoa Nuts

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call someone who tries to reduce the time you have to wait for doctors?

A wait lifter.

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Akiva Lane
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What is it called when a boy in the family sets the table?

The setting son.

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Moshe Sherizen
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What invention lets you look through a wall?

A window.

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