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What can have both a good and bad result?

Pennies from Heaven

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Why did Betty need to call the dry cleaner where she had left her clothes?

She had a pressing question.

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How do authorities in England express their appreciation for the public maintaining orderly lines?

They say, "ThanQueue

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How were people getting hit by the same bicycle every day?

It was a vicous cycle.

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What is a doctor called that treats conditions caused by ticks?

A tick doc.

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Are people in a family 'absolute'?

They are 'relative', that's why they are called relatives.

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Which city do the inhabitants rarely need an alarm clock?

Waco, Texas

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What fish do you find at the bottom of the sea?

Low lifes.

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Why did Betty stop eating sausage?

She thought it was the wurst.

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Why did Oliver sit on a ball in his office?

He wanted to show that he was really on the ball.

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Why did Jim want to be a farmer?

He thought he would dig it.

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Are those mooneshiners still in business?

They STILL are.

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