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What is the person on the right doing?

He's using a needle to needlessly needle someone who doesn't need it.

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What did the other angles say to the 90 degree angle?

You're right.

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Why did this make Mike confused?

He didn't know if it was a scissors or a pair of scissors.

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What is the land called where an acting troupe builds a stage?

A play ground.

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Why did Bill order these to wear himself?

He's trying to lose weight through resistance-training.

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Why was there a rainbow after the flood of Noah's ark?

Because he passed with flying colors.

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What is a good 2-part security method?

Beagles and locks.

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Where is a runner from when he stops running?

Iran.

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When do you tell people what they are?

When you tell them, 'You are welcome'.

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Which doctor is best to oversee your knee surgery?

The Joint Chief of Staff

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What vegetable should diplomats learn all about?

Peas.

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Why did the telephone wires want to go to a therapist?

Because they were high strung.

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