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What's worse than a crazy driver?

Someone who drives you crazy.

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Why was the calf hiding in the bushes?

It herd what was at steak.

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Why was Mrs. Jones always looking under her son's bed?

She was hoping that there might be something new under the son.

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Why did the shepherd find the sheep so heavy?

Wherever he would lead them, they were lead.

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What did Bill's therapist say about his putting plus signs in front of all numbers?

He said it was a good sign and a positive development.

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What is special about the sentence "See, yes we can!"

It's YES in 4 languages: Spanish, English, French, and Hebrew

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What do you call someone who is against hypocrisy?

A faux foe.

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Did the baker find it difficult to learn his craft?

He thought it was a piece of cake.

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Why did Janet join the church choir?

She likes singing hims.

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Why was Kay confused?

Because she didn't know if people were saying OK, or Oh! Kay!

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What kind of angle has the most confidence?

A right angle.

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What is the difference between an ox and an egg?

The yoke of the ox is outside, the yolk of the egg is inside.

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