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What part of a car is similar to these wooden dashes?

The dashboard.

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Why did Arnold use gloves when painting with red paint?

He didn't want to be caught red handed.

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Why did the bartender encourage his customers to drink more?

He wanted them to be more tips-y.

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If a pineapple is a collection of fused berries, what is it called if a detached berry doesn't want to re-join the group?

It is refusing to refuse.

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When Beverly had a dream about swimming in a pool of orange soda, what did it mean?

It was just a Fanta Sea.

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When do you stop looking for something?

When you find it.

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What did the dentist say after he examined the comb with a lot of thin teeth?

You're fine.

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What is a bank for pigs called?

A piggy bank.

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Why couldn't Joe say the phrase "A cyclone that looks like a tongue."

Because it was a tongue twister.

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What kind of doctor is specifically assigned to you?

Your-ologist.

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Why was Bill's band - that hummed while playing drums - not successful?

It was humdrum.

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What is the person called who cleans the white board every day?

Chairman of the board.

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