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Why did Bob think this would be a balanced diet?

It was 3 square meals a day.

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How do baseball players keep in touch with each other?

They touch base with each other.

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How did guests know chili would be the main course?

Somebody spilled the beans.

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How did Elsie the cow feel when she couldn't give milk?

She felt like an udder failure.

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How would you describe the fact that ducks make more and better eggs than chickens?

It's a para-ducks.

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What is it called when a prisoner sends a text message?

Con-text.

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What is it called when you continue an interrupted Zoom call?

Re-zooming the call.

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What do attorneys wear to court when representing clients?

Their law suits.

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What did the man say whose property was destroyed by a meteor?

It really left an impact.

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What kind of tails come with a list of specifics?

Details.

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Why did the politician take a part-time job as a cashier?

He wanted to learn more about change.

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How did David feel about praying in a talis?

It was a fringe benefit.

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