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How was Jim doing in the track and field competition?

He found that winning faced a lot of hurdles.

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Why did Billy ask to borrow his friend's shoes?

Because he was told not to judge someone until you stand in their shoes.

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How do we know that the army of Turkey is brave?

So people know that they are not chicken.

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What does the Garden of Eden, New York City, Granny Smith, and Cuppertino have in common?

Apples

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Why was Bill on the lookout for turnips?

He didn't know when they might turn up.

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Why was the baker upset with the loaves of bread?

Because they were loafing around too much.

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Why did Beverly learn knot tying?

She wanted to tie the knot, and get married.

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What is the realization that all life begins as a fertilized egg?

It's egg-sistential.

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What do you call a delicatessen in a mental hospital?

A psycho deli.

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How did Arnie feel when he slipped in the garbage dump?

He felt down in the dumps.

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Why do bees stay in their hives during winter?

Swarm.

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Why did Joe find it difficult to invest his money?

Because to him it didn't make cents.

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