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Shane Ronay
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Where did Don keep all his money, and why?

In his vest pocket, because his father told him it was important to invest.

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Akiva Lane
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What does a lawyer and someone who gave up liquor have it common?

They both passed the bar.

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call male child of a purse?

A purse son.

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call lox served in an apartment?

Pad lox.

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Akiva Lane
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What word describes eating food out of cans?

Uncanny.

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Yitzchak Berger
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How did Bill feel after he spent time crushing soda cans?

It was soda pressing.

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Akiva Lane
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How did Bob feel about his lawyer challenging the judge's decision about his slipping on a banana?

He found it appealing that his lawyer was appealing the peel appeal.

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Akiva Lane
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Why was Charlie so concerned when he found a hole in his bag of marbles that he never noticed before?

He thought that he might be losing his marbles.

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Akiva Lane
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What is a good motto for a sausage company?

We make the best wurst.

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Akiva Lane AI
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What time did Jimmy eat 30 peanuts?

8:30

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Shane Ronay
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How did the "Closed" sign read at the smoke shop?

Close...but no cigar!

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Akiva Weiss
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Why can't you go hungry at the beach?

Because of the sand which is there.

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