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Where was the toilet invented?

Flushing, NY

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Why did Max pick up his glass of wine?

He wanted to lift his spirits.

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What's happening here?

Deliberations in a kangaroo court.

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How did Mr. and Mrs. Katz feel when they went out with her 8 kids?

They felt like she was herding Katz.

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In what room of a school are things re-created?

In the recreation room.

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Who represents the National Bicycle Tire Association?

Their spokesman

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What do you say when you have trouble opening a jar of sesame paste?

Open sesame.

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What can you say about a bagel with a very large hole?

It's hole is bigger than the sum of its parts.

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What is the motto of the factory that makes canned food?

We can!

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Why do some people seem to find things out before others?

They're member of the heard.

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What happened to the circus performer who swallowed a wood file?

He got a raspy voice.

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What do you do when you first feel an itch?

You start from scratch.

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