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How did Matt feel about the government diverting the river that made his stream dry up?

He thought it was ex-stream.

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What kind of running causes things to become empty?

Running out of things.

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Why didn't Jack understand his hat?

It was over his head.

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What is this person doing?

He's scraping the bottom of the barrel.

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How are making puns similar to oil drilling?

They both can be crude or refined.

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Did you hear about the lawsuit between NBA players and the league?

It was a basket case.

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Why did Bill buy 2 pieces of chord, and gave one to his girlfriend?

He wanted to tie the knot.

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Do horse's owners put a lot in a horse's mouth?

No, just a little bit.

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Why did Rose like the weekend?

Because the weekdays made her weak, and the weekend made her strong again.

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What are good names for a company that makes kitchen counters?

Counter Intuitive, or Counter Culture.

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What should we do about the elephant in the room?

We should be mindful that it's not irrelephant.

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What did the seamstress say when she couldn't fix a hole in a sweater?

Oh darn it!

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