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How do you describe professional athletes?

They are pro-active.

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call a roof made of seal skins?

A seal-ing.

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Yehuda Lane
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How did the frog feel after he ate?

He felt very hoppy.

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Shane Ronay
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Is this cat anything special?

Yes - it's The Cat in the Hat.

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Shane Ronay
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Why do some people seem to find things out before others?

They're member of the heard.

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Dovid Lane
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Why didn't the shark eat the Princess?

Because she was spoiled.

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Akiva Lane
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Why didn't Fred accept rides with other people, and preferred to walk?

Because he didn't want to be taken for a ride.

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Shane Ronay
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How are acute infections treated?

Doctors say, "Awwww" and give the patient a hug.

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Akiva Lane
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What do people wear when going out to battle?

A war drobe.

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Yehuda Lane
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What do French dogs say to each other when eating?

Bone appetite.

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Akiva Lane
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How did the can opener get its name?

Because it 'can' open things.

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call people who work together in a chocolate factory?

Cocoa co-workers.

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