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Why didn't the small hotel want to let the motorcycle gang stay there?

The youth hostel didn't want hostile youth.

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Why did the judge put the man in jail for stealing from the bakery?

Evidence showed he really took the cake.

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Why did the genie go to a psycho-therapist?

Because he felt all bottled-up.

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How did Matt feel about the government diverting the river that made his stream dry up?

He thought it was ex-stream.

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Do you ever see herds of animals roam cities?

It's practically unherd of.

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Why did King Midas make a well?

He thought, I might as well.

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What is a rabbit's favorite music?

Hip hop.

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What kind of running results in having less of something?

Running out of something.

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What is this man doing in the doctor's office?

Drawing blood.

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Why couldn't Melissa figure out Eddie Edwards?

To her, he was Mister E.

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What is the border between Finland and Russia called?

The Finish line.

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What is the difference between an elevator and an escalator?

An elevator elevates, and an escalator escalates.

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