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What is it called when a leader demands that everyone kneel down to him?

Tyra-knee.

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Why is the Garden of Eden called 'Gan Eden' in Hebrew?

Because before they knew it, it was 'gone'.

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What did Barbie say to Ken?

You're a doll.

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Why is rationalizing worse than we think?

It uses rational lies.

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Why did the runner not tie his sneakers?

Because he wanted to win, and not be tied.

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What is a very strange flea market called?

A bizarre bazaar.

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Who represents the National Bicycle Tire Association?

Their spokesman

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What was the problem with the rebellious beaver?

He didn't give a dam.

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What is more minute than a minute?

A second.

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What do you call a thief that leaves no clues?

Stainless steal.

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What can be said about Edison's invention of the light bulb?

Both Edison and the light bulb were brilliant.

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How is a liquor store similar to a nursery of babies?

They both have fine whines.

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