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Which word is spelled incorrectly in every dictionary?

Incorrectly

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What kind of running causes things to become empty?

Running out of things.

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Why wasn't Tom happy with the fund his broker suggest he buy?

The feeling wasn't mutual.

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How holy did Bill feel that Heaven is?

He felt it was wholly holy.

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What do you call it when someone is envious of another person's ability to be as flexible as Jello?

Jello-sy.

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After Joe was dazed by getting hit in the head with a baseball, what was he looking forward to?

The end of daze.

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What's the most serious bone in the body?

The sternum

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Why didn't the king allow anything to be placed over his throne?

He didn't want to think about the phrase 'over throne'?

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A paradigm.

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What do you call this animal?

A grill-a

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What happens when you take clothes out of a dresser and put them on?

You become the dresser.

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What do you have to be careful not to add to the color violet?

The letter N because it would become violent.

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