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What 3 letters are very exciting?

XTC

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Why were the vegetables upset when Marty put salt on them?

They felt assaulted.

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Why did they come up with the phrase 'The Fastest Gun In The West'?

They wanted a slogan for a fast gun.

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What's a good career path for those with wit and a command over language?

A pundit.

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Why did Mrs. Roberts have only large pots in her kitchen?

She was embarrassed to ask a store 'Do you have a little pot?'

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How did the boat sink at the dock?

Too much pier pressure.

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Why did Marty become a bartender?

He was so wild as a kid, people said he would end up behind bars.

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Why did Bill throw a stone out of the car window whenever he made a turn?

He didn't want to leave any turn un-stoned.

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Why don't ATM machines provide quarters?

It doesn't make cents.

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What do those who negotiate atomic non-proliferation treaties study?

Nuclear Medicine

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How do patrons locate a Greek restaurant when their GPS isn't working?

They use a gyro scope

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When the Jacob's family made a home movie, why did they include eating hotdogs at the barbecue?

The hotdogs were perfect for the role.

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