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Why didn't Bill like raquetball?

He thought it was off-the-wall.

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What did the king's wife say to the king?

Reign, dear.

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What's the motto of the National Air Traffic Controller Association?

"Don't know if you're coming or going? We do!".

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What has four wheels and flies.

A garbage truck.

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What song is encouraging to the letter C?

Oh say can you C?

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What happened when the truck carrying jelly had an accident?

Traffic jam.

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How did Bill feel when the day was so busy that he couldn't get any rest?

He felt restless.

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How did the inventor of the Jack-In-The-Box come up with invention?

He used out-of-the-box thinking.

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What is ironic about taking the apple on the left?

After you take it, the other one is left.

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Why doesn't Superman go out after dark when he visits Krypton, Kentucky?

Because then it's Krypton night.

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What did Beth answer when Phil asked for a second date?

OK, I'll try a re-Phil.

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Why did Jim's friends buy him a 10-foot pole?

Now he has a 10-foot pole to not touch objectionable things with.

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