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How did the tycoon ask his architect to design a modest home?

He said, "Don't mansion it".

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What part of the day does not have an odd amount of Ning?

The Even Ning.

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How did Jim feel when he found he loved working at the call center, talking to interesting people all day?

He felt that he had found his calling.

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Why didn't Joe mind when the wind ripped the roof off his store?

He no longer had any overhead.

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What does a hiker sleep on?

A nap-sack.

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What demonstrated Rover's loyalty most?

He'd jump through hoops.

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What do you call a bathroom for both men and women?

A democratic potty.

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How do you get someone to say 'Who's there?'

You say 'Knock, knock'

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Were there dinosaurs that sprayed smells like a skunk?

If there were, they are now ex-stinked.

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What do you call two siblings that are sleeping next to each other?

Nap Kins

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Why didn't Bill like going to malls?

He felt that if you see one, you see the mall.

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What are US Treasury Bonds called that move around a lot?

Vaga-Bonds.

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