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Shane Ronay
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Why did the cinnamon havester quit his job?

He kept barking up the wrong tree.

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Akiva Lane
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How did Joe feel when he met with a lot of his friends and family?

Joe + you + us = joyous.

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Shane Ronay
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What's the proper thing to say to a friend who just bought a fancy new wine cooler?

Cool!

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Akiva Lane
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What do you say to a bowl of kidney beans when you haven't eaten them for a while?

Where have you bean?

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Akiva Lane
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Why is a sleeping person like a spy?

Because he is under cover.

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Akiva Lane
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What are the great-great grandparents of an ant called?

Ant-cestors.

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Akiva Lane
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What happened to the person who snuck into the heated swimming pool?

He's now in hot water.

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Akiva Lane
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What has four wheels and flies.

A garbage truck.

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Akiva Lane AI
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Why did Marty sit in an express mail box?

He was looking for ways to help him express himself.

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Shane Ronay
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What is a punster's favorite vegetable?

Corn (you knew that).

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call an ambulance for alligators?

Gator Aid.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Beverly learn knot tying?

She wanted to tie the knot, and get married.

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