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What is the difference between a park and a mental institution?

The park has cycle paths.

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Why doesn't Superman go out after dark when he visits Krypton, Kentucky?

Because then it's Krypton night.

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What is it called when people talk about their disagreements?

The disgust is discussed.

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Why did Sam dislike going across the bridge on the way to work?

He found that every day it took its toll.

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What are chicken wings that originated in Buffalo New York called?

Buffalo wings.

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If the second hand on a clock measures seconds, what does the first hand measure?

Either minutes or hours, but we're not sure.

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What can you say about someone who thinks he will make a lot of money playing dice?

He's in a fool's para-dice.

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What did Jim call his life after he decided not to major in math?

The aftermath.

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What did the man's wife say when he woke up hung over, after a party?

She asked what was "ale"ing him.

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How is waiting in line similar to being a doctor?

You need patience.

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What did Amy call her book about why people put other people down?

The Meaning of Demeaning.

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How do we know that the water in back of a boat is not asleep?

Because it's a wake.

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