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What happened when Ben was stuck in traffic and missed his doctor's appointment?

It became a dis-appointment.

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What is a sentence that has only the first 5 letters of the alphabet?

A bee C's de E.

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Why did the family put a big painting in their living room?

They wanted to get better at seeing the big picture.

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What is it called when someone decides not to do costmetic surgery on their face?

They're doing an about face about their face.

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What is it called when trumpet players play their trumpets in response to each other?

A toot for a toot.

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Why did Bill and Eddie start their company at the radar dish?

Because they wanted the business to be under the radar.

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How are acute infections treated?

Doctors say, "Awwww" and give the patient a hug.

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When Alan and Betty Jones got lost during the African safari, what was their main worry?

They didn't want to be caught behind enemy lions.

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How do you describe a cow that is very particular about the food it eats?

It chooses its cud.

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What do you call a wasp that would prefer to be a bee?

A wannabee.

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Why do the Polish not force their cuisine on others?

They figure it's their pierogi-tive.

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Why did he buy his electric car with a credit card?

Because he knew that the car needed to be charged.

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