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What is another name for a frankfurter and beer?

Frank and stein.

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Why are we held accountable for what we eat?

Because a person can choose what he chews.

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What do you call a date to make sure a person is right for you?

Validate.

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How do baseball players keep in touch with each other?

They touch base with each other.

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Why did Martha feel so tired, that she felt like the back of a car?

She was exhausted, and two tired.

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If something is furbished twice, what does it become?

Refurbished.

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Why didn't the group of doctors sit down?

They didn't want to be sitting docs.

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When the desire to repent is pent-up, where does one repent?

In a pent-house.

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What is 100-proof Wild Turkey?

Seeing a wild turkey with your own eyes.

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What medicine calms you down while watching a play?

Drama-mine

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Why did Jill buy a Jiffy car?

Because she wanted to go places and come back in a jiffy.

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What do you call a broken garbage receptacle?

A has bin.

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