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Why did Amanda stare at gifts before opening them up?

Her friends told her she should focus more on the present.

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What did the world think about Edison's invention of the light bulb?

They thought it was a brilliant idea.

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Why is the Pillsbury doughboy a hippie?

He's a flour child.

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Why did the prophet need glasses?

He was far-sighted.

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Why are the internal parts of a person called organs?

Because they are very organized.

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Why didn't Angela like shopping for fruits and vegetable?

Because often they were very fresh.

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What does praying and Swiss cheese have in common?

They are both holy.

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Why did Beverly learn about all kinds of varieties of nuts?

She wanted to be good at identifying people who are nuts.

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What does Bill Gates, Steve Jobs, Donald Trump, Elon Musk, Sigmund Freud, and Karl Marx all have in common?

Their last names are one syllable.

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Why did Bill and Nancy marry each other?

They found each other engaging.

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Why was Kay confused?

Because she didn't know if people were saying OK, or Oh! Kay!

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What do you call a group of smart men?

Intelli gents.

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