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Why did Sam sing while he built houses?

He wanted to build them soundly.

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How can we summarize that Bill ruined his life because of a gambling addiction?

He threw away paradise for a pair of dice.

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Was Anna a vegetarian?

Actually, she was vague on if she was a vegan.

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Why didn't Billy mind being punished by staying alone in the class after school?

He felt like he was in a class all by himself.

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How did the writer feel when her books were no longer cited?

She felt out of cite.

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What happens when King Charles has a bad dream?

It's a royal nightmare.

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What do you call a bee that is in a trance?

A Zom Bee.

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Why is it good to limit the amount of news you ingest every day?

It's not a coincidence that it's called De Press.

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What is a cartoon of puppets on strings called?

Suspended animation.

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Why did the foolish prospector think the goldmine was his?

There was a sign outside it that said "Mine".

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How do you describe a fantastic egg?

Egg-cellent, egg-ceptional, and egg-stroadinary.

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What did the paper say to the pen that was writing on it?

You have a good point.

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