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When is it not good to be positive?

When taking a covid test.

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What is a body of water on the moon called?

Luna sea.

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What is it called when a boy in the family sets the table?

The setting son.

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How do trash collectors learn their trade?

They pick things up as they go along.

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What vegetable makes the most polite request?

Let us.

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What is a newspaper that puts you asleep called?

The snooze news.

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What happened on April 16th and 17th 1986?

This man got his dates mixed up.

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What is the waiting area for mens' haircuts called?

The barber queue

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What can you take when you're tired?

You can take a nap or you can take a break.

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What did the paper say to the pen that was writing on it?

You have a good point.

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What kind of animal tries to keep all the bushes to itself?

A hedgehog.

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What do you call a father who makes corny jokes?

Pop corn.

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