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What did Jimmy say when he couldn't go out to play because it was raining?

When it rains, it bores.

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How did John like his job as a bartender?

He found it very pouring.

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What is a light bulb filled with dirt called?

Not a light bulb, but a heavy bulb.

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Shane Ronay
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What is this man's motto?

"A waist is a terrible thing to waste".

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If Washington is the most Southern face on Mount Rushmore, what is Lincoln?

The North Face.

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Why did Martha feel bad for her calendar?

Because its days are numbered.

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What animal is like an ant that gets married without a wedding?

Antelope.

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What's the advantage of buying eye glasses with frames colored by Rose Jones?

You can see through Rose-colored glasses.

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Why did the politician take a part-time job as a cashier?

He wanted to learn more about change.

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How did the community feel that after all the planning, the new hospital was finally being built?

It was a ground-breaking event.

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How do you describe this costume?

This guy's disguise is the skies.

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Why didn't Bill use his photographic memory?

He never developed it.

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