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Which part of the world do people contract mild forms of amnesia?

Micronesia

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What do you call an Arabic Elvis impersonator?

Amal Shookup

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Why did Evelyn dislike being near chickens?

Because they used fowl language.

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What part of an animal allows it to conceal itself?

It's hide.

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What is called if the thumb rules all the other fingers?

A rule of thumb.

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What can be said about someone who buys lots of books but doesn't read them?

The person has no shelf control.

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How do you describe a bar that got bad reviews?

The booze got boos.

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What did the Mayor say when the workers put street signs upside down?

This is not a good sign.

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What is a bank for pigs called?

A piggy bank.

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What can you learn from watching a pear tree grow?

You can learn more about how to pre-pear.

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Why do jockeys have a reputation for being lazy?

They horse around all day.

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Why was Bill hesitant to have a rock band play on his yacht?

He was always told it's not good to rock the boat.

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