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Why didn't Jerry mind if his dog didn't tell the truth when the dog was asleep?

Because he let sleeping dogs lie.

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Why do courthouses attract the most audiophiles?

Because of the "hearings".

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What did Mr. Cow say to Mrs. Cow when it started pouring rain?

I Noah ark we can use.

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Why did Billy have trouble learning to speak using future and past tense?

It made him tense.

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Why did Jerry Teck become a computer programmer?

Because people always said to him 'Hi Teck'.

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What can we drink to get rid of the golden calf within us?

De-calf coffee.

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What is the study of the latest scientific breakthroughs?

Newrology

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How did the boat sink at the dock?

Too much pier pressure.

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How did the new photographer's business double in no time?

Increased exposure.

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Why was the lady afraid to get her head measured at sea?

She was afraid of cap sizing.

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What type of music do young ladies like best?

Hymns

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Which Einstein idea concerns family relations?

The Theory of Relativity.

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