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How is the political system similar to the pages in a book?

Because everything is either justified right or justified left.

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Why were the people who worked for the charity holding dollars over their heads?

They were raising money.

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What was it called when Samantha texted her friend about the great date she was on?

It was an update about the up date.

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What 2 letters do you say when you say goodbye to someone?

C U.

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How did Bill feel after a hard day's work, turning off the light and going to bed?

He was delighted.

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What medicine calms you down while watching a play?

Drama-mine

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How did Bill's parents feel about his goal of being a plumber?

They thought it was a pipe dream.

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What do dates and apples have it common?

One comes from a palm tree, the other comes from a pomme tree.

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What can be said about people who work around the clock?

They are shiftless.

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What is similar between slamming on the car brakes and baseball?

They both have a short stop.

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How did Bill's body respond when he was insulted?

He felt knocked off his feet, he felt hit in the head, he took it as an affront, and was taken aback.

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Why did the maple tree feel bad?

When people took its maple syrup, it felt like such a sap, and it sapped its energy.

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