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Why was the air traffic contoller fired?

Because he didn't know what was flying.

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How did the community feel that after all the planning, the new hospital was finally being built?

It was a ground-breaking event.

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Why did they hang the criminal?

He was looking for a loophole, and he found one.

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Why was Fred confused by forms?

Because he didn't know if he should fill them IN or fill them OUT.

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When Arnie said that he preferred to learn accordion rather than piano, what were his parents reaction?

They changed his music teacher accordingly.

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Why did the bear not want to wear shoes?

It couldn't bear not having bare feet.

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What do you call someone who used to be a pert?

An ex-pert.

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Why didn't people trust the model E phone?

They thought it was a phoney.

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What did Mr. & Mrs. Auer call eating a meal together?

They called it our Auer hour.

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Why did the pastry chef cut her chocolate cake at such sharp angles?

She wanted Brownie points

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What does a cell phone and a gold ring have in common?

They both have a ring tone.

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Which paintings are not on display in museums?

Those with no strings attached.

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