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Why did the athlete's manager have him take trains instead of planes?

He felt he could use all the training he could get.

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What do you call a road with a lot of curves in it on a very windy day?

A windy windy road.

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What are our great-grandfathers called?

Our four fathers.

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Why is it best to avoid jealousy?

Because it ends with lousy.

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What is interesting about this group of words?

It seems to be a family where all the members have similar problems.

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How was the game between professional football players and prisoners in jail?

It had its pros and cons.

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What is a lawyer's favorite girl's name?

Sue.

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What is black when clean, and white when dirty?

A black board.

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What do you call bees who don't answer you directly?

Cagey bees.

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What is the difference between Moby Dick and a blues band?

One is a blue whale, and the other is a blue wail.

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How can you hold air?

By holding your breath.

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What do lawyers do?

They insert and remove claws in clauses.

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