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What is a very small bull that runs very fast called?

A bull-ett.

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Why is a Phillips-head screwdriver so popular?

People see it as a plus.

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What is it called when you're on a boat and invite people to play and no one shows up?

You're not playing with a full deck.

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What fruit can't get married quickly?

Cantaloupe.

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How is Jim doing at his new job hanging up clothes in the department store?

He's getting the hang of it.

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How do you describe when someone eats too much too fast?

Haste makes waist.

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When confronting a 2000 pound bull, what is NOT a good idea to do?

Don't take the bull by the horns.

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What do you call a camel that acts?

A drama-dary.

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Why did Arlene dislike washing the dishes?

It gave her a sinking feeling.

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Who made outdoor tables and chairs popular in Dublin?

Paddy O'Furniture

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How did the trucking company become so successful?

They went the extra mile.

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Why did Sam sing while he built houses?

He wanted to build them soundly.

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