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What do attorneys wear to court when representing clients?

Their law suits.

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What would Freud say if he made a commercial?

"Let go of my ego".

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What can a person do terribly that is really good?

To miss someone terribly.

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What do you call machines that sand down the surface of kernals of grain?

Kernal sanders.

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Why are there so many types of Asian cuisine?

For different woks of life.

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What do you call loving swing music in Michigan?

Being in a swing state in a swing state.

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Why did Avigail get mad when her 10 year old daughter put on lipstick?

Because it made her see red.

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What happened when the pitcher practicing in the gym threw a ball that hit the fuse box?

It became pitch dark.

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Why do violinists put rosin on their violin bows?

It makes the violins rosin-ate.

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When did the mother of a newborn boy wake up?

At son rise.

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What is the name of a memoir of the day-to-day tasks of someone who milks cows?

Daily dairy diary.

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What do you call a collection for money to plant bushes?

A hedge fund.

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