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What happened to Bill's plan to see everyone as a 10 out of 10 in all areas?

He found it untenable.

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How did the young lady feel when her date was rude?

She felt dis-missed.

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What is it called when husbands tell puns to their wives?

Pun-ishment.

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What phrase explains the importance of making a will?

Where there's a will there's a way.

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What are abortions called in Czechoslovakia?

Cancelled Czechs

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Why did Alan make sure his deck wasn't empty when he played with his kids?

He wanted to make sure he was playing with a full deck.

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What did the miner say when he discovered gold?

It's mine!

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What do you call a bat that makes short, periodic dinging noises?

A dingbat.

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Which nut makes people sneeze?

The ca...ca...SHEW!

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Which type of beer takes longer to make than other beers?

Lager

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Was Bill's love of bread a factor in his becoming a baker?

Yes, it played a big roll, and he wanted to make a lot of bread.

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What did Bill's father answer when Bill asked if he understood what an eclipse is?

No, son.

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