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Why is the school excavating?

They needed a level playing field.

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Shane Ronay
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What is the status of one's yard after cleaning up after the dog?

It's dooty-free.

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Akiva Lane
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How did the pig feel when the other pigs in the pig-hole called him a 'square'?

He felt like a square pig in a round hole.

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Akiva Lane
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What part of a computer screen doesn't speak so nicely?

The cursor.

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Akiva Lane
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Right after the Smith family moved to a new house, what did they find it required?

Out of the box thinking.

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call a tax on things that people do wrong?

Syntax.

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Shane Ronay
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Why don't ATM machines provide quarters?

It doesn't make cents.

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Akiva Lane
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When John learned to play a musical instrument with his ear, what was the result?

He could play it by ear.

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Akiva Lane AI
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What is a light bulb filled with dirt called?

Not a light bulb, but a heavy bulb.

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Shane Ronay
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How do authorities in England express their appreciation for the public maintaining orderly lines?

They say, "ThanQueue

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Akiva Lane
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What did the midwife say to the woman starting to give birth?

Please bear with me.

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Why did Bill order these to wear himself?

He's trying to lose weight through resistance-training.

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