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Why did Bill and Eddie start their company at the radar dish?

Because they wanted the business to be under the radar.

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What happens to unsold bread from the bakery?

It's toast.

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What is the motto of someone who eats just a little too much?

Eat, drink, and be merry, for tomorrow we diet.

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What is a repairman that fixes clocks called?

A tik-tok doc.

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How do weight loss clinics refer to conversations regarding restricted foods?

Ate speech

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How do you talk to a pigeon?

Using pidgin English.

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What was the result of the vote?

Neighs won.

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What happens to an illegally parked frog?

Toad.

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Who oversees chickens?

Chicken Tenders

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What is similar between a teenager with a credit card and a rhinoceros?

They are both dangerous when they are charging.

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What do you call someone from New England who likes to scribble?

Yankee Doodle

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When the pioneers cut down trees to clear the land, how did they feel about the difficult process of uprooting the tree stumps?

They felt stumped.

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