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What do luggage stores, elephants, cars, and trees have in common?

They all have trunks.

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Why did the orange teacher call the student 'fresh'?

Because he couldn't concentrate.

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What is a factory that packages eggs called?

An egg plant.

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What do you call a father from Iceland?

An ice pop.

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Why do some people like to eat these?

It gives them a peas-ful feeling.

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What does a big fine for drunken driving have in common with English grammar?

Sin tax.

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Why did the family's credit card debt get so large that they had to file for bankrupcy?

Because it was a house of cards.

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Is the legend about how Arthur became king actually true?

Sword of.

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How is he trying to lose weight by wearing bread on his head?

It's a new loaf hat diet.

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How we do know that the thumb is the strongest finger?

It's a rule of thumb.

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Why did Amanda avoid cookies, cake, and crackers?

She tried to void foods that are crummy.

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This is our new dog, Crusty.

All he does is loaf around all day.

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