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Shane Ronay
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Why are trombone players usually easy going people?

They've learned to let things slide.

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Akiva Lane
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How did Bill's body respond when he was insulted?

He felt knocked off his feet, he felt hit in the head, he took it as an affront, and was taken aback.

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What happens to an illegally parked frog?

Toad.

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When is it not good to be positive?

When taking a covid test.

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Yitzchak Berger
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Why shouldn't you tell secrets in a farmer's field?

Because potatoes have eyes, corn has ears, and the beanstalk.

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How did the English teacher teach the class spelling?

She cast them under her spell.

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What can you take when you are dirty?

You can take a shower or you can take a bath.

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Yehuda Lane
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What did Bob have to decide when someone insulted him before he boarded the plane at the airport?

Fight or flight.

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What does a car say when you fill it up with gas?

Tanks.

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Why did Amanda avoid cookies, cake, and crackers?

She tried to void foods that are crummy.

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Where do pharmaceuticals go that don't need a prescriptinon?

They're over the counter.

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What do air conditioning installers do to save space?

They get all their ducts lined up.

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