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What do you call a delicious English herring?

Yum kippers.

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What is this person doing?

He's scraping the bottom of the barrel.

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What did the Mayor say about the turnstile jumping on the subway?

That's not fare!

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When Joe visited Alaska, how did he respond when he was told 'Be careful about the grizzly bears'.

He said, "I'll bear that in mind".

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Why was the uncle's wife nervous?

She was feeling 'auntsy'.

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Why was the tourist dropped off on a deserted island?

He requested an isle seat.

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Why did the police arrest the comedian?

Because he was a riot.

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Is it good to tie something with a frayed knot?

I'm afraid not.

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What is a machine called that helps bulls go to sleep?

A bull dozer.

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What is common with the words Human and Humor?

They both begin with a focus on the word 'You'.

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How does Barbie know when to go on stage?

She waits for the Barbie cue.

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What is a newspaper that puts you asleep called?

The snooze news.

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