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What kind of thinking is required to put together furniture from IKEA?

Out of the box thinking.

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What is the heaviest Chinese soup?

One Ton soup.

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How did Bill feel when the day was so busy that he couldn't get any rest?

He felt restless.

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Why wasn't Joe able to get the bank's low-interest loan?

Because the bank had low interest in giving the loan.

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Why do people like peeling their own fruit?

Because if other people peel it, it has less appeal.

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What do spices and the earth have in common?

They are both ground.

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Why did Jerry choose to work with the elderly?

He enjoyed other Jerry-atrics.

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What day do armies go off to battle?

March forth.

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Why was Arnold arguing with his stomach?

Because he ate something that didn't agree with him.

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What is the problem with @, #, %, &, and *?

They think that they are special characters.

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What did his kids say when their father told them they were eating lamb?

Ewe!

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Why do butchers need regular vacations?

To escape the grind.

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