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What type of tree is this?

A Pair Tree

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What was the double-jointed acrobat very good at?

Patting himself on the back.

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Why did the father bring a broken cup to the family meal?

He wanted to play good-cup bad-cup with his kids.

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Now that the Peter bought a dairy farm, what will he do with it?

He'll milk it for all its worth.

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Where can one fall?

One can fall asleep, fall in love, fall down, fall ill, and fall into a trap.

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What do you lightening that starts a forest fire?

A match made in heaven.

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Which division of a hospital has the best patient supervision?

The "I see you" (ICU)

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What is a policeman called when he's sleeping in bed?

An undercover cop.

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What novel experience did Dan like to share with others?

His joy of reading new novels.

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Who does one who can't figure out their career speak to?

An Occupational Therapist.

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What is the key to "flipping" houses?

Heavy leverage

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What was Billy's reaction when he saw how many tiers of steps he had to climb to his seat in the last row?

It brought tiers to his eyes.

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