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What 2 letters and 2 numbers mean 'safe dog'?

B9 K9

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What happened when the drummer rejoined the marching band?

There were repercussions.

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What was the plastic's response when the steel suggested that they get together?

I'm flexible.

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How did Mark feel when he used a machine to get rid of his static?

He felt ex-static.

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What happens if you ask your builder not to carpet the steps in your house?

He'll give you a blank stair.

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Why did Sandra like eating blueberries and strawberries.

They tasted berry, berry good, and they made her berry, berry happy.

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Why did Phil stop turning around?

Because every time he turned around, another year went by.

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What did people call the baseball game where everyone got hits that got them onto first base?

A singles event.

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What did the woman do who got sick from the sushi restaurant?

She sued sushi.

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Why was Bill hesitant to have a rock band play on his yacht?

He was always told it's not good to rock the boat.

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Why was Billy very careful blowing out the candles on his birthday cake?

This was his big birthday party, and he didn't want to blow it.

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Why did Maxine buy the more expensive bed?

It was bedder.

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