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How are the prices at the new Italian restaurant?

They cost a pretty penne.

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What is this?

A paradigm.

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What is the status of one's yard after cleaning up after the dog?

It's dooty-free.

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What happened when Gary tried to play piano by ear?

He decided it's better to play with his hands.

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Why did the family's credit card debt get so large that they had to file for bankrupcy?

Because it was a house of cards.

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What do teachers and eyes have in common?

They both have pupils.

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When you trade in an old bike for a new bike, what is that called?

Re-cycling.

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Why did the man give up Reader's Digest?

He had a digestive disorder.

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How did the circus strongman react when he found out he had an iron deficiency, though he could bend iron with his bare hands?

He found it ironic.

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Why did Mr. Roberts take his key with an R attached, and put in on the upper hook on the wall?

He believed in the principle of higher R key.

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What jail do bad jokes go to?

The pun-itentiary.

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What do you call a place where you can relax and sort things out?

A re-sort.

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