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What was Bill's nickname after he was able to drive to avoid the tornado?

Mister "missed the twister".

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Akiva Lane
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What TV show is about seasoning food?

The spice is right.

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Moshe Sherizen
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What do you call a train carrying bubble gum?

A chew-chew train.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did the hospital remove the windows from the operating room?

They wanted it to be paneless.

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Where in the Shema does it suggest that we should look at cars?

It says in the 3rd paragraph: 'Uretem auto'.

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Akiva Lane
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When submarines do naval exercises, what are they called?

Sub routines.

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call a rat whose name is Demmik?

Demmik Rat.

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Akiva Lane
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After reading the news each day, what is the main question that can occur to you?

What can explain the second half of the word 'mankind'?

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Shane Ronay
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Why is this the most expensive dish in the restaurant?

It's 24 carrot plated.

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Yitzchak Berger
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What happened with Fred by mistake gave his wife glue stick instead of chapstick?

Now she's not talking to him.

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Akiva Lane
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What chess term refers to a marriage that needs to be re-invigorated?

Stalemate.

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How many teenagers does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one. He stands still, and the world revolves around him.

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