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Akiva Lane
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How did Betty feel about her new job pressing clothes?

She found the pressing depressing.

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Akiva Lane
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In what part of our head might there be praying going on all the time?

In our temples.

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Shane Ronay
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Which company broadcasts highlights of basketball, hockey, tennis, and soccer?

Net-flix

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Akiva Lane
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What is the message of a clock with wings?

That time flies.

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Shane Ronay
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What was the source of Bob's mortal foot injury?

He kicked the bucket.

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Akiva Lane
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What rap singer also told puns?

Rapunzel

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Dovid Lane
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Why was the cow afraid?

It was a cow-ard.

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Matt Weiss
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What is black when clean, and white when dirty?

A black board.

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Akiva Lane
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How did the teacher feel when he realized that no one was paying attention to him?

He felt like he was the chairman of the bored.

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Yitzchak Berger
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What happens when a person sleeps on old magazines?

He has back issues.

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Akiva Lane
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Why didn't Maxine want to charge the lightbulb with a saltwater battery?

She didn't want it to be charged with salt and battery.

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Shane Ronay
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How does one refer to the hallways at mental institutions?

Psycho paths.

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