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Akiva Lane
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What happened when Joe tripped on his neighbor's exposed sewer?

He wanted to sue her.

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Shane Ronay
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How was a comedian asked to perform at the Orthopedist's Convention?

Please...humerus.

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Akiva Lane
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When Shakespeare had writer's block, what was his motto?

Where there's a Will, there's a way.

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Shane Ronay
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Which medical specialty is best for focusing on others?

Your ology

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Akiva Lane
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Why did the blues band remind Bob of his days hunting whales?

The wailing reminded him of whaling.

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Akiva Lane
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When Jack felt that his out-house was too dark, how did he feel after he put a large hole on the top of the door to let in light?

I needed that like a hole in the head.

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Akiva Lane
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What did Frank say when he wanted to tell someone how he felt?

I want to be Frank with you.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Beverly learn knot tying?

She wanted to tie the knot, and get married.

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Akiva Lane AI
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What does this picture show?

What are the greater graters?

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Akiva Lane
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Why don't elephants get upset very often?

They have thick skin.

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Akiva Lane
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How did Andrea feel when she was running out of her favorite red perfume?

She felt bad that she was down to her last red scent.

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Shane Ronay
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What's a good name for a plumbing company?

In Sink

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