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What did Emily do when all the potato chips fell on the floor?

She let the chips fall where they may.

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Jason Hernandez is 7'3", and wears the largest shoes in the world..

That's quite a feet.

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How did Billy react when he got a box of marbles for his birthday.

He thought it was marbleous.

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What do you call a bear that is manic depressive?

A bi-polar bear.

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Why did Arthur try to convince his wife that money was very much in style?

Because she was spending it like it was going out of style.

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A book about basement renovation ideas?

Best Cellars

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What word describes a great car salesman?

He has car-isma.

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Who was Alexander Graham Belsky?

The first telephone Pole

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What can you say about a teacher without any students?

He's in a class all by himself.

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Which word is spelled incorrectly in every dictionary?

Incorrectly

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What kind of tea always tells the truth?

Honest Tea.

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Why did Amanda stare at gifts before opening them up?

Her friends told her she should focus more on the present.

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