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How were the untied shoes feeling?

They were fit to be tied.

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Who owns the largest number of private business aircraft?

King Lear

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What do you call an ambulance for alligators?

Gator Aid.

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What kind of phone do prisoners use?

Cell phones.

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Why should we have more appreciation for street contractors?

Because they pave the way for us.

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What can be said about the camping trip?

It was really in tents.

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Why is being a cloud seeder such an easy job?

They just shoot the breeze all day long.

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What seal agrees with everything?

The seal of approval.

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Where did the army put their best soldiers?

On the front lions.

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How did Joe feel when he reached to pick up a stick, and it turned out to be a rattlesnake?

He felt rattled.

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What happens when it rains at Yankee Stadium?

Damp Yankees.

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What is the most disrespectable aspect of the computer?

The cursor.

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