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What can happen to our calves if we eat too much?

They can become cows.

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What is an ancient Celtic who is very flexible called?

A fluid druid.

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Which college shows the most compassion to fire victims?

Aw, burn University

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What is the person who a cougher coughs on called?

Coffee.

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What happens when a hit ball that collides with a bird?

It's ruled a fowl ball

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What was the nickname of the orchestra conducter for the orchestra whose nickname was 'Heat'?

'Metal', because Metal conducts Heat.

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What are light bulbs that are very heavy called?

Heavy bulbs.

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Is it legal to laugh loudly in Hawaii?

No, it must be kept to a low "Ha".

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Why did Barry's tongue hurt so much?

Each time he felt like saying something wrong, he bit his tongue.

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Why do internet browsers tend to gain weight?

They use cookies.

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What do you call a row of rabbits hopping backwards?

A receding hare line.

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How do you describe someone who pretends to eat something?

He's ingesting in jest.

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