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Why couldn't Katy find her grocery list?

It was a running list, so off it went!

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Akiva Lane AI
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In this necklace made up of rings, what is the ring with the diamond called?

The ring leader.

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Shane Ronay
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What is not a nice way to describe how one's vacuum cleaner works?

It sucks!

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Akiva Lane
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What happened to Martha when she fell into the large strainer that she was using?

She strained herself.

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When submarines do naval exercises, what are they called?

Sub routines.

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What is this?

A buoys club.

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Why did Beth and Charlie spend their vacation in a run down motel?

The other places were full, and this was a last resort.

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What is a machine that automatically rows a boat?

A row bot.

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What did the sculptor do before he sculpted the subject's head?

He had to plan a head.

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Why does a rope get smarter when you pull on it?

Because it gets taught.

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What did the doctor say to the sick person who was too much in a rush?

I'll be doctor, you be patient.

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Shane Ronay
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What can have both a good and bad result?

Pennies from Heaven

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