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When the desire to repent is pent-up, where does one repent?

In a pent-house.

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What did Bob say to the fly that what bothering him?

Don't bug me.

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What is the difference between an elevator and an escalator?

An elevator elevates, and an escalator escalates.

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What kind of clothes do polar bears wear?

Polar shirts.

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Why did Alan enjoy exercizing by balancing on balls?

Because it helped him with the ability to be on the ball.

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What kind of running results in having less of something?

Running out of something.

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Why is being a cloud seeder such an easy job?

They just shoot the breeze all day long.

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What does a hiker sleep on?

A nap-sack.

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Why did Bill get furious at the person who tried to steal his goat?

It really got his goat.

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What is it called when lawyers make mistakes in the courtroom?

Trial and error.

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What does the drug store - that sells products using vegetables and fish - call itself?

Farm and Sea Pharmacy.

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What happened when a jar of pickles spilled onto music sheets?

It made sour notes.

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