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Why does hot weather seem so smart?

Because it has so many degrees.

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How did Mr. and Mrs. Tern express their appreciation for each other?

One good Tern deserves another.

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Are the Facebook office buildings physical?

Yes, but they are also Meta physical.

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What is this called?

The last straw.

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What it it called how a dog laps up water after winning a race?

Victory laps.

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What do you call a seamstress that doesn't know how to sew?

A seemstress.

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When the music tracks that Jay submitted lost the music competition, what was the ironic result?

He made a lot of money off the beaten tracks.

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What is the proper term for a clash between snakes?

A hissy fit

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What is it called when a boat company has a special discount on sailboats?

A sail-sale-celebration.

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What do you call someone who tries to reduce the time you have to wait for doctors?

A wait lifter.

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What do you call flies that are attracted to the smell of thyme?

Thyme flies.

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Why was the steam iron that had very little water very tired?

It was running out of steam.

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