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What do you usually don't mind losing?

Weight.

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What happens before posterous?

It's pre-posterous.

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How is a bird similar to the wife of a miser?

They both go 'cheap, cheap'.

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What kind of glue do Eskimos use to hold their ice houses together?

Ig glue.

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What does praying and Swiss cheese have in common?

They are both holy.

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How did Bill feel when he searched for gold, and found a profitable iron mine?

He thought it was ironic.

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What happens if you ask your builder not to carpet the steps in your house?

He'll give you a blank stair.

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When the room where people were allowed to make mistakes closed down, how was it described?

Now there is no room for error.

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What is a large pair of glasses called with lots of people looking at it?

A public spectacle.

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Why did Bill have trouble falling asleep?

He was afraid of heights.

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What are commas, periods, and question marks that are used in puns called?

Pun-cuation.

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How are different types of submarines described?

In sub-categories.

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