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Matt Weiss
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Why don't vegetarian's fight with each other?

Because they don't want to have a beef with each other.

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Akiva Lane
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Why is it difficult to build submarines?

Whatever you build is sub-standard.

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What is similar between a house of worship and Swiss cheese?

They're both holy.

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Shane Ronay
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What was the frustrated mother grateful for after trying to toilet train her toddler?

ICBM

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Akiva Lane
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Since the hamburger was behind in the race, how could it win?

It needed to ketchup.

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Shane Ronay
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If a friend's cousin donates a kidney to his friend's cousin, what does it make the two friends?

Second cousins, once removed.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Marty not want to get rid of his old beat-up car?

Because then he would be wreck-less.

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Akiva Lane
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What happened when the electrician found his mind wandering?

He had a very shocking experience.

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Akiva Lane AI
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Why did the shopping mall put signs in the mall with the number 1 on them?

Because when you see 1 you see the mall.

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Akiva Lane
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What is a jacket without curves?

A strait jacket.

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What did the circus do to the trapeze artist who wasn't performing well?

It suspended him.

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Why did the husband and wife enjoy scuba diving together?

They liked the feeling of being in sink with each other?

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