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What is this?

An elevator pitch.

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What kind of carrots are worth their weight in gold?

24 karats.

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What is a rebellious tick called?

A heretic.

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What is it called when a boat company has a special discount on sailboats?

A sail-sale-celebration.

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P.T. Barnum was right...

There is a sucker born every minute.

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How do the bags in the supermarket feel?

They are fit to be tied.

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What did Alan do when he left his 5th floor apartment in the old apartment building without an elevator?

He walked down and later walked up the run-down staircase in the run-down walk-up.

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In music how much is a quarter note worth?

25 cents.

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What do you call a line of rabbits putting seeds into the ground a second time?

A re-seeding hare line.

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What do you call a bank that is located next to a river?

A river bank.

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Why did the plumber do this in response to the judge?

He thought the judge asked for water in the court.

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What is the coat for an octopus called?

A coat of arms.

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