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What happened to the man who sued the airline for losing his luggage?

He lost his case.

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Why didn't the cafeteria label their trays A, B, C, D, etc?

Because the second one would be 'betray'.

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What is store that sells phones called?

A sell phone store.

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What kind of cats are good at imitating?

Copy cats.

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What happened when Max’s wife asked him to get plums from the grocery store?

He plum forgot.

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When Alan and Betty Jones got lost during the African safari, what was their main worry?

They didn't want to be caught behind enemy lions.

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What does this represent?

Making N's meet.

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When confronting a 2000 pound bull, what is NOT a good idea to do?

Don't take the bull by the horns.

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What vegetable makes the most polite request?

Let us.

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What does a liquor store have in common with a crowded highway?

They both have bottlenecks.

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What do you call a veterinarian that used to be in the army?

A vet vet.

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What 2 letters do you use when talking to someone else about themselves?

UR

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