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If a hiker meets in the woods a large bear on the left and a small bear on the right, what should he do?

Bear right.

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How did the sergeant know that he could take all the blankets that were needed?

He had blanket permission.

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Why did Bill and Nancy marry each other?

They found each other engaging.

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Why did Eileen Terr's name confuse people?

Because people called her Miss Terr.

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Why did Billy have trouble learning to speak using future and past tense?

It made him tense.

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How did John like his job as a bartender?

He found it very pouring.

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Jason Hernandez is 7'3", and wears the largest shoes in the world..

That's quite a feet.

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Why didn't Joe mind when the wind ripped the roof off his store?

He no longer had any overhead.

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What can you say about the stories of how staples, paper-clips, and thumb-tacks were developed?

They are all fasten-ating.

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How do we know that only taking doesn't make relationships last?

"To get" plus 'to get" equals forget.

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Why is a Phillips-head screwdriver so popular?

People see it as a plus.

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When the customer asked for coffee without milk, what was the response of the waitress?

I'm sorry, we're out of milk, you'll have to have it without cream.

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