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What word means to attach things together and can be used to chase something away?

Stick.

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What is the beginning and end of a hail storm called?

Inhale and exhale.

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What are ticks called that live in a parrot's feathers?

Polly Ticks

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What are commas, periods, and question marks that are used in puns called?

Pun-cuation.

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What music makes a person feel like a worn out cloth?

Rag time.

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How is a supermarket similar to a flock of male sheep?

There are a lot of aisles (ayel is Hebrew for a male sheep)

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Why is there a school in England that teaches people about different types of plates?

Because they feel that it's important for people to know their plates.

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How did Matt feel about the government diverting the river that made his stream dry up?

He thought it was ex-stream.

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What do you call two siblings that are sleeping next to each other?

Nap Kins

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Where are the remnants of Noah's Ark kept?

In the Arkive.

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What was the frustrated mother grateful for after trying to toilet train her toddler?

ICBM

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Why is the location of the letter 'I' very important in marriage?

It's the difference between 'marriage' and 'mirage', and 'marital arts' and 'martial arts'.

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