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What are chicken wings that originated in Buffalo New York called?

Buffalo wings.

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Why did Sally serve beef jerky at the dinner party?

It was her dry sense of humor.

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What do you call a bat that makes short, periodic dinging noises?

A dingbat.

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Which doctor is best to oversee your knee surgery?

The Joint Chief of Staff

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How would you describe this?

Spring is in the air.

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Why didn't Joe understand airplanes?

It was above his head.

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It's a lap top.

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Why do we regard wine as special?

Because it is from de vine.

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When Arnold found a well full of bees, why did he avoid it?

Because he wanted to be well.

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What is a punster's favorite vegetable?

Corn (you knew that).

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What nickname did Billy's English teacher give him because his essays were so good?

Bill of writes.

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Why is this man confused?

Because he came to a fork in the road, and he can't decide what way to go.

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