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Which Einstein idea concerns family relations?

The Theory of Relativity.

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What is store that sells phones called?

A sell phone store.

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If the Allentown bank merged with Capital One bank, what would it be called?

Al Capone.

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Why did Sam get up from bed in the morning?

He decided he wasn't going to take it lying down anymore.

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What group of letters do planes fly over?

They fly over C's.

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What was the computer monitor's New Year's resolution?

1920 X 1080, same as the year before.

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What is the holiest part of the foot?

The sole.

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What is the difference between being united and being untied.

Getting 'it' backwards.

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Why couldn't Melissa figure out Eddie Edwards?

To her, he was Mister E.

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What do you call a bear that is manic depressive?

A bi-polar bear.

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What is not a nice way to describe how one's vacuum cleaner works?

It sucks!

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What interpersonal skill is named after a Greek legend?

Apollo gize.

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