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What do you call a letter Z that is out of its mind?

Cray-Z.

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How did Jerry feel about missing out on the sale to learn kick-boxing for a year for free?

He could have kicked himself.

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If someone shook a tree, gathered the leaves that fell and made paper from it, what would the paper be called?

Loose leaf paper.

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What does praying and Swiss cheese have in common?

They are both holy.

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Why does the calendar have a good social life?

It has a lot of dates.

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What do baseball players do if they feel bad they didn't win the Pennant race?

They do Pennants Penance.

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Why is this food dish considered so valuable?

It's 24 carrots cold.

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What is similar between a teenager with a credit card and a rhinoceros?

They are both dangerous when they are charging.

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What fairy tale is about using puns in rap music?

Rap-pun-zel.

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What do you call someone who takes dents out of cars?

A dentist.

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If pro is the opposite of con, what is the opposite of progress?

Congress.

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What is the moment called when you decide if and how much you will tip a waiter?

The tipping point.

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