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On what kind of day does time seem to go slowest?

On a fast day.

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What do you call a story about wet Yankee uniforms?

Damp Yankees.

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Are robots brave?

Well, they have nerves of steel.

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What do you call and aunt that doesn't like people?

Aunt Tipathy

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What is a father called who is an expert at doing things?

A doo dad.

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Why did Betty stop eating sausage?

She thought it was the wurst.

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Why shouldn't you write with a broken pencil?

Because it's pointless.

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What can we say about the liberty bell?

It IS what it is cracked up to be.

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What do you call a theatre with chickens?

Fowl play.

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How did John like his job as a bartender?

He found it very pouring.

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What is the problem with @, #, %, &, and *?

They think that they are special characters.

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What are the most active two letters?

BZ

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