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How is a person who is looking for parking like Lady Macbeth?

He feels like saying 'Out out damn spot'!

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What 3 letters are very exciting?

XTC

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What word is spelled incorrectly in the dictionary?

The word 'incorrectly'.

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Why wasn't Tom happy with the fund his broker suggest he buy?

The feeling wasn't mutual.

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How do you describe a water dispenser that is broken?

It's out of order, and it's out of water.

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What vegetable do you not want to take onto a boat?

A leek.

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What is the study of the latest scientific breakthroughs?

Newrology

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Why did the man travel to India for a corned beef sandwich?

He heard they had a new Delhi.

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What colored letter does not want to wait?

Red D.

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What do you call someone who is an expert about alarm clocks?

An alarmist.

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How are making puns similar to oil drilling?

They both can be crude or refined.

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What was the slogan of the resort on the mountain?

Come up, and calm down.

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