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How was Bill's mug shot that was taken when he was arrested by mistake?

The picture didn't do him justice.

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Shane Ronay
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What items does someone most need to weather an emergency?

Staples

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Why did Bill eat ice cream every day?

It cooled him down when so many things made his blood boil.

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What runs but stays in the same place?

A nose, a watch, and a faucet.

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Why was the rabbit jumping for joy?

Because it was very hoppy.

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Who starred in the animated movie about food?

The bagel had the leading roll.

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When someone says something outrageous to you, why is it important to speak up?

Because otherwise it becomes in-rageous

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What collection of animals gets its name from the sounds they make together?

A herd.

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What is a party where everyone is treated equally.

A democratic party.

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Why do some people like to eat these?

It gives them a peas-ful feeling.

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Yitzchak Berger
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Why did Bruce breed racing deer?

He wanted to make a fast buck.

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How did the circus strongman react when he found out he had an iron deficiency, though he could bend iron with his bare hands?

He found it ironic.

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