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Why did the leopard go the empty parking lot and go from one parking space to another?

It wanted to prove wrong those said it couldn't change its spots.

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Why is it best to avoid jealousy?

Because it ends with lousy.

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Why did Milton Berle say he is going to stop turning around?

Because every time he turns around, another year goes by.

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Did Sodom and Gomorrah deserve their punishment?

Moral less.

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What do you call blue-berries that are in a container underground?

Buried berries.

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Why did Bill throw a stone out of the car window whenever he made a turn?

He didn't want to leave any turn un-stoned.

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Moshe Sherizen
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Why didn't Joe buy camouflage trousers at the store?

He couldn't find them.

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What would the Eiffel Tower be called if it fell down?

The I Fell Tower

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Why is the centipede considered one of the strongest of insects?

It takes a while until it is on its last legs.

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When the customer asked for coffee without milk, what was the response of the waitress?

I'm sorry, we're out of milk, you'll have to have it without cream.

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What's he doing?

Flying by the seat of his pants.

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How did Beth feel when she finally found the cover to the pot?

She was relieved that the pot is recovered.

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