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Why did the programmer call an exterminator?

Because he had a bug in his program.

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How did the pet turtle escape from the box it was in?

With out of the box thinking.

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What is the difference between starting a new job and eating hotdogs?

With one you try to pass muster, and with the other you pass the mustard.

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Why do people on a roller coaster say 'Weeeeee'?

Because it's more fun when it's done together with others.

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How did workers feel about going out on strike?

They felt the labor pains would give birth to a better situation.

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Why do internet browsers tend to gain weight?

They use cookies.

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Why did the clown leave the circus?

Because people were always laughing at him.

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How did the bad sergeant behave?

He was rotten to the corps.

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What did Danny do when the bullies wouldn't let other kids go on the slide?

He let it slide.

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What did the rancher say to the person he thought was taking down parts of his fence?

I'm accusing you, but I hope you don't take offence.

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What US city is named after soft drinks that Sara made?

Sarasota.

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Was Anna a vegetarian?

Actually, she was vague on if she was a vegan.

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