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What does a snake say when it bites?

Don't take it poisonally.

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What do you call a tank that uses AI?

A think tank.

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How is a donkey being pulled similar to Mickey Mantle?

They are both yank-ees.

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What do students in 12th grade have in common with people in an old-age home?

They are both seniors.

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What do you call an engineer that dries out the water from streams?

An ex-stream-ist.

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What happens to an ethical Italian cleaning lady after she passes away?

She's a maid in heaven.

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Why did trumpet players in the band feel bad after their performance?

They felt they blew it.

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Are those mooneshiners still in business?

They STILL are.

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Why did Billy have trouble learning to speak using future and past tense?

It made him tense.

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Why was the baker happy?

Because he had all that he kneaded.

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How do trash collectors learn their trade?

They pick things up as they go along.

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Which fruits pair well with Chinese food?

Mandarin oranges or pears.

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