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How did Joe the boxer feel after being slugged in the face?

He felt very sluggish.

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What does a faucet, a clock, and an athlete have in common?

The are all running.

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What pictures did the family put on the bedroom curtains?

Pictures of tomatoes and eggplants because they are nightshades.

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Why do butchers need regular vacations?

To escape the grind.

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How did the hunter get the male deer he shot out of the woods?

His friends came, and they all passed the buck.

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Why did Jim put paper money into the stream?

His accountant said he needed better cash flow.

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What music do they play in Boulder, Colorado?

Rock music.

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How does the chief groundskeeper raise the flag in front of Yankee Stadium?

He uses his staff.

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How did the nobels of Camelot ask the king to help their painful joints?

Arthur - right us.

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What is a crazy motive called?

A loco motive.

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How can you identify a Dogwood tree?

By its bark.

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What happened when a tree doctor put the bark of an oak tree on a maple tree?

It didn't work, because he was barking up the wrong tree.

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