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What did Bill say to his inexperienced chiropractor?

Your a real pain in the neck.

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How did Marty know what types of kitchen counters his customers really wanted?

It was always counter-intuitive.

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What do you call a Z that lost its mind?

A cra-Z.

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Why did Sam invest in the perfume company?

It made a lot of scents.

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Why did Billy write in all capital letters?

He wanted to practice being a Capitalist.

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What happened when a tree doctor put the bark of an oak tree on a maple tree?

It didn't work, because he was barking up the wrong tree.

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Yitzchak Berger
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What’s the difference between a hippo and a zippo?

One is really heavy and the other is a little lighter.

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What fictional character had an open mind?

Frankenstein.

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Yitzchak Berger
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Why didn't Joe play hide-and-seek very often?

Good hide-and-seek players are hard to find.

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Shane Ronay
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What is the proper term for a clash between snakes?

A hissy fit

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What is something that many bathrooms don't have?

A bath.

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What did Paul McCartney say when a hornet flew into his house and scared people?

Let it bee

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