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How did Bonnie and Clyde's son-in-law refer to them?

My in-laws the out-laws.

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Why did the shopping mall put signs in the mall with the number 1 on them?

Because when you see 1 you see the mall.

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What did county workers accomplish with this sign?

A bee-line.

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What are the options in making it to shore?

Row oar swim.

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How did the small piece of wood feel when there was nothing to do?

It was a little board.

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What is the person who a cougher coughs on called?

Coffee.

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How do you describe the importance of making a will to clarify issues of inheritance?

Will power.

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When you add up numbers, and are amazed at the result, what is that called?

Awe sum.

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What did the chiropractor say when he started working on a patient?

Welcome back.

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What did Bill say when Max wanted to kill a bug that landed on Bill's watch?

You're not going to do that on my watch.

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What was Jim's reaction when the other poker player wanted to deal the cards?

Well, it's not ideal.

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What do you call a scientist whose funding got taken away?

A mad scientist.

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