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Why was Fred looking to join another acting company?

He was ready for the next stage.

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How did the frayed knot answer when it was asked to do something?

It said, "I'm afraid not."

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Why is it hard to organize a professional hide-and-seek tournament?

Good players are hard to find.

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Why did Fred avoid eating hard cheese such as Swiss cheese?

He preferred eating cheese that is easier.

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Will the door squeak when it's opened and closed?

That hinges on whether it is oiled.

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How did King Kong feel about the woman he was holding?

He had a crush on her.

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Why was Fred confused by forms?

Because he didn't know if he should fill them IN or fill them OUT.

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How is someone who falls similar to someone in debt?

They are both losing their balance.

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What are batteries called when they no longer work?

Badderies

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What do you call periodicals that discuss Make America Great Again?

Maga Zines

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What are "octopy"?

Pizzas topped with calamari.

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How did this person respond when asked how they're doing?

Doing well, thank you.

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