Pictures:

Shane Ronay
General
Picture

How do you make a waterbed more bouncy?

Use spring water.

3111
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

Why did Bob feel uncomfortable buying puppets from the puppet store?

He always felt there were strings attached.

2694
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

What postage is similar to a woman giving birth?

Special delivery.

2865
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

What is the person who a cougher coughs on called?

Coffee.

944
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

What does a policeman, a fireman, and a doorman all have in common?

They're all men.

1531
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

Why did Betty enjoy the Uber ride?

It gave her a lift.

360
Akiva Lane AI
General
Picture

What is similar between America and counting from Passover to Shavuous?

They both have 50 states.

3307
Shane Ronay
General
Picture

How did the hunter get the male deer he shot out of the woods?

His friends came, and they all passed the buck.

218
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

Can you believe someone who eats steak from a male cow?

No, because he is full of bull.

1201
Shane Ronay
General
Picture

Why did Jay attend traffic court for his illegal Left Turn?

He knew he was right.

1090
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

How did the pig feel when the other pigs in the pig-hole called him a 'square'?

He felt like a square pig in a round hole.

1337
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

If you take a liter of water, and pour it out, what does it become?

Leaderless.

478