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What can we say about the liberty bell?

It IS what it is cracked up to be.

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Shane Ronay
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Which paintings are not on display in museums?

Those with no strings attached.

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Akiva Lane
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What month is not sure of itself?

May.

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Akiva Lane
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How do Mr. & Mrs. Deer say hello to each other?

Hello Dear.

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Akiva Lane
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What does a piece of paper and a soda without fizz have in common?

They are both flat.

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Shane Ronay
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Why should you never scream into one of these?

You'll strain your voice.

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Akiva Lane
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What is similar between a clothing factory and Scrabble?

They both use text tiles.

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Akiva Lane
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Why was the farm worker disappointed?

He thought he was promised a good salary, but they gave him a good celery.

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Why couldn't Alan sit in a chair when he worked?

He was a stand-up comedian.

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Akiva Lane
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What did Frank say when he wanted to tell someone how he felt?

I want to be Frank with you.

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Akiva Lane
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When Andrea lost her ring, what did her husband suggest?

Try calling it, and see if it rings.

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Shane Ronay
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Why did the man visit his doctor with such tendency?

He had tendonitis.

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