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What's good about having a one-track mind?

You don't easily go off the rails.

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What is a sink filled with dirty dishes called?

Dish-sheveled.

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What is the study of the fancy speech that con-men use called?

Prose and cons.

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How do you describe someone who is walking in front of a herd of animals in Africa?

He's ahead of the game.

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What kind of log can't change directions?

An ideologue.

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How did Bill feel when he was preparing his taxes?

He felt the taxes were attacks.

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How did Arnold feel about his budget?

He wants to budge it.

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What do you call flies that are attracted to the smell of thyme?

Thyme flies.

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Why did the butcher not take down the steaks from the top shelf of his freezer?

Because the steaks were too high.

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What did Mark call this grate to emphasize that it is very strong?

Alexander the Grate.

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How did people react when Joe pulled down a 'No Demonstrations' sign without getting caught by the police?

"How did you pull that off?"

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What did Joan do after she attached her schedule to a helium balloon?

She didn't know, because her plans were up in the air.

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