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Why did the students love to learn how to spell?

Their teacher was spell binding.

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Which paintings are not on display in museums?

Those with no strings attached.

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What do you call a Polish person who is fishing?

A fishing Pole.

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What day is just before a birthday?

Labor day.

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What is happening here?

He's being burned at the steak.

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Why did Betty distrust stairs?

She felt they were always up to something.

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Why was Achmed the thief unpopular with the other shepherds?

He got other people's goats.

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What is a short description of what you did during the summer called?

A summery summary.

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What are earings called that are in the shape of pears?

A pear of earrings.

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What did Alice call the hair she cut off because it was full of knots?

Forget me knots.

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What invention lets you look through a wall?

A window.

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What do skyscrapers and libraries have in common?

They have a lot of stories.

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