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Why couldn't the pony sing?

Because he was a little hoarse.

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Why did Matt guard his fence?

He didn't want anyone to take offence.

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Why did the Chinese military leader suffer from malnutrition?

Everyone kept eating General Tso's chicken.

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What would one say when learning how a skunk's odor is produced?

That makes scents.

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Why didn't the inventor try to make a car engine totally out of wooden parts?

Because he knew it wooden work.

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What is the exact enrollment at the Carmelite Convent?

Nun

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When Joe was very tired, why did he go to the police station?

Because he needed arrest.

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Which two animals have the lowest integrity?

The lyin and the cheetah.

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Why did the mother have sore hands?

She had meta-carpools.

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What's the problem with a person being in Valid, Sweden?

He's in Valid.

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Why did Mr. Roberts take his key with an R attached, and put in on the upper hook on the wall?

He believed in the principle of higher R key.

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What kind of boxes are similar to people who don't like card games?

Card bored.

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