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What looks like white paint and smells like blue paint?

White paint.

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Why did Sam invest in the perfume company?

It made a lot of scents.

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How did the elder people like the larger playing cards?

For them it was a big deal.

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What is the difference between a fish and a bathroom?

A fish has many scales, and a bathroom usually has one scale.

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Why don't they sharpen pencils at both ends?

What's the point?

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When the stadium's gardener was pulling up weeds, what did he say to the team?

I'm rooting for you.

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What did Michael Sherlock call the housing development that he built?

Sherlock Homes.

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What do you have when you remove the red lines?

love

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Why did bill choose gastroenterology as a medical specialty?

He had a gut feeling.

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Why did Grandpa enjoy spending time in his rocking chair?

Because he didn't want people to think he was off his rocker.

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What did the choir call their concert in May?

A May Sing.

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What is a person called who knows a lot about eggs?

An eggs-pert.

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