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How did the pet turtle escape from the box it was in?

With out of the box thinking.

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How is a person who is looking for parking like Lady Macbeth?

He feels like saying 'Out out damn spot'!

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What day do armies go off to battle?

March forth.

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What does a popular website have in common with a highway at rush hour?

They both have a lot of traffic.

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What is it called when you 'burn the midnight oil' to stay awake studying for midterm exams?

Term oil.

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How does the bee feel about its beehive?

It feels like it bee-longs.

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What do you call a pilot that learns to fly at night?

A fly by night.

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What room grows on a dead tree?

A mushroom.

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Where are the remnants of Noah's Ark kept?

In the Arkive.

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Which type of vehicle transports a person to the doctor when he hurts his foot?

A toe truck.

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What song mentions a fly that looks like a shoe?

Shoe fly, don't bother me.

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What do you do when you first feel an itch?

You start from scratch.

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