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How did Arnold react when he got the job as conductor of the orchestra?

It was music to his ears.

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Why did the guy from a poor neighborhood study to be a car mechanic?

He wanted to go from under the hood to under the hood.

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What do you call a collection for money to plant bushes?

A hedge fund.

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What relative did Bill Royd name the phone operating system after?

Aunt Royd.

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What did his kids say when their father told them they were eating lamb?

Ewe!

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Why is this the most expensive dish in the restaurant?

It's 24 carrot plated.

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How do you describe a seagull that believes everything you say?

Gullible.

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What is history from a woman's point of view called?

Her Story.

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What did the transportation company of cows call themselves?

The moooooovers.

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How did this farmer increase his bottom line?

He added a new machine to cut celeries.

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Which type of beer takes longer to make than other beers?

Lager

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What is store that sells phones called?

A sell phone store.

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