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What is it called when police do a search without a search warrant?

Un-warranted.

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Why do you really have to hand it to short people?

Because otherwise, they can't reach it themselves.

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What was obvious to everyone, but no one dared mention?

The elephant in the room.

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What is the difference between being united and being untied.

Getting 'it' backwards.

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Why did Bill and Eddie start their company at the radar dish?

Because they wanted the business to be under the radar.

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What did the miner say when he found gold?

It's mine!

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What aunt disagrees about everything?

Aunt Tithesis

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What was Maxine's reaction when the website asked her to refresh her internet browser?

She found that it was a refreshing experience.

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What is inside a box of matches that falls from the sky?

A match made in heaven.

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What are earings called that are in the shape of pears?

A pear of earrings.

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What is a first aid station for clowns called?

Comic relief.

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What is the key to "flipping" houses?

Heavy leverage

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