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How long must one walk a dog that lives indoors?

Until they're pooped.

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How is this person feeling?

He's down in the dumps.

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What country is similar to a runner that just finished a race?

Iran

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Why doesn't Clark Kent become Superman anymore?

He can't find a telephone booth.

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What are the great-great grandparents of an ant called?

Ant-cestors.

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What is a happy insect called?

An uptick.

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Why did Martha love walking on the boardwalk?

She never had a bored walk on the boardwalk.

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When the hunter wanted to hunt the deer, how did the deer respond?

I'm game.

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What do you get after you finish sleeping?

You get up.

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Why is this man confused?

Because he came to a fork in the road, and he can't decide what way to go.

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What helps traction in marriage?

Attraction.

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Why was Fred looking to join another acting company?

He was ready for the next stage.

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