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What happened when Max’s wife asked him to get plums from the grocery store?

He plum forgot.

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Why did the police give the suspect a bowl of beans at the edge of the table?

They wanted him to spill the beans.

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What did the sculptor do before he sculpted the subject's head?

He had to plan a head.

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Why did Alan shoot an arrow into the wind?

He liked shooting the breeze.

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What's does track & field have in common with a Polish bank?

They both have Pole vaults.

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Is getting close to cousins important?

Yes, its relatively important.

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Why did Ben find it so easy to sleep?

He could do it with his eyes closed.

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Who invented the World Wide Web?

Spiderman!

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What famous saying does this represent?

Two bees or not two bees.

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What is it called when sugar cane rebels against the farmer?

The cane mutiny.

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Why didn't Bill like going to malls?

He felt that if you see one, you see the mall.

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Why did the container of food feel disappointed when aluminum foil was placed over it?

It thought to itself, "Foiled again".

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