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If a construction crew must build their skyscraper 1 floor a day, but fell behind, what should they do?

Make up stories.

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Shane Ronay
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Why was Achmed the thief unpopular with the other shepherds?

He got other people's goats.

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Shane Ronay
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What happens if someone accidently drank hair coloring?

They could dye.

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Akiva Lane
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Why is the 'sea-food' diet so effective?

You see the food, but you don't eat it.

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Shane Ronay
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What was the result of the vote?

Neighs won.

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Why did Alan quit his job as a probate attorney?

He didn't like putting on heirs.

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Shane Ronay
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Who made outdoor tables and chairs popular in Dublin?

Paddy O'Furniture

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Akiva Lane
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How did Jim feel when he thought he was losing his marbles?

He felt marble-less.

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Yitzchak Berger
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What do you call a factory that makes OK products?

A satis factory.

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Akiva Lane
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What is a doctor called that treats conditions caused by ticks?

A tick doc.

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What do you call an appointment that gets cancelled?

A dis-appointment.

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How did the can opener get its name?

Because it 'can' open things.

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