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Why did the clown leave the circus?

Because people were always laughing at him.

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What does a duck wear to his wedding?

A ducksedo.

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What do you call someone who takes dents out of cars?

A dentist.

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What kind of key lives in the jungle?

A monkey.

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What state keeps track of their Dell computers?

Delaware

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What kind of fruit did they use against Donald Trump?

He was impeached twice.

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What do you call machines that sand down the surface of kernals of grain?

Kernal sanders.

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When Arnie said that he preferred to learn accordion rather than piano, what were his parents reaction?

They changed his music teacher accordingly.

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Why did Janet eat from a bag of dates when she talked to Joe at work?

She wanted him to ask her for a date.

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In the body, what is between tendon B and tendon D.

Tendency.

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Why does John like recruiting people to work in skyscrapers?

He loved telling people they were highered.

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Why did the gardener see a dermotologist?

Because of his green thumb.

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