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How are banks like trees?

They both have branches.

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What do you call someone who steals dishes from a housewares store?

Dish-honest.

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What are batteries called when they no longer work?

Badderies

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What fruit must get formally married?

Cantaloupe

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How to summarize a person's life after being convicted of a crime?

Con descending.

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What involves getting into the nitty-gritty of what is right and wrong?

Inte-gritty.

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What's it called if you spend loads of time with loads of friends?

Frenzy.

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What do you call a plane that is not fancy?

A plain plane.

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What did Cynthia say when her dog bit into her rye bread sandwich?

Something is awry!

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Why did Betty put things on the kitchen scale at 1pm for 9 hours?

She wanted to measure them on a scale from 1 to 10.

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What state keeps track of their Dell computers?

Delaware

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What is the owner of the chair store called?

The chairman.

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