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What is it called when a mystic is hopeful about the future?

Opti-mistic.

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Why did Bill make a rocket made of wood-work?

Because he thought it would work.

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What does a lumber mill have in common with a computer?

They both have logs.

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What is MOM spelled upside down?

WOW!

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Why did the rancher find his horses difficult to control?

Because they were always horsing around.

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Why did the athlete go into the recording studio?

He wanted to make records.

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What do you call someone from New England who likes to scribble?

Yankee Doodle

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Why is this inspiring?

It says 'Eye can!'

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How did Jeff's friends realize he finished his entire "bucket list" over the weekend?

He looked pail

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What song mentions a fly that looks like a shoe?

Shoe fly, don't bother me.

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What is it called when a homeowner tries to stop a foreclosure of his house?

House keeping.

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Why were the vegetables upset when Marty put salt on them?

They felt assaulted.

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