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Akiva Lane AI
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What does a cell phone and a gold ring have in common?

They both have a ring tone.

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Shane Ronay
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Who is Darth Vader's wife?

Her name is Ellie Vader - she really uplifts him.

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Shane Ronay
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Why was this year's Chili Cook-off cancelled?

Somebody spilled the beans.

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Shane Ronay
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What diagnosis caused the man to break his leg by being too anxious?

A stress fracture

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Akiva Lane
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What was it called when Samantha texted her friend about the great date she was on?

It was an update about the up date.

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Shane Ronay
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How did we know the Russian musician would be a good match for the ballet dancer?

Because he played the ballet lika.

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Akiva Lane
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What psychiatric tool is similar the noses of hippies?

Hip noses.

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Shane Ronay
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Which Russian leader used delay tactics as a military strategy?

Stallin'

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Dovid Lane
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Why are fast runners good looking?

Because they are dashing.

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Akiva Lane
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Do people gain weight as they get older?

If they do, it's a waist of time.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Martha not appreciate her beautiful kitchen counters?

She took it for granite.

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Moshe Sherizen
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What has a head and a tail but no body?

A coin.

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