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Where do uncles find their wives?

An aunt farm

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A swimming pool table.

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How did the vegetarians react when Melinda offered to bring sweet and sour chicken to the party?

They said, keep your two scents out of it.

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Why don't ATM machines provide quarters?

It doesn't make cents.

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What happens to the toy drones that start by themselves?

They're flying off the shelves.

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Why did trumpet players in the band feel bad after their performance?

They felt they blew it.

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How did the lawyers refer to the case of the pillow company being sued?

The pillow case.

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Why did Jerry choose to work with the elderly?

He enjoyed other Jerry-atrics.

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Why is this inspiring?

It says 'Eye can!'

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What is another name for a florist?

A petal pusher

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What do you call a bathroom for both men and women?

A democratic potty.

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What is a good motto for a sausage company?

We make the best wurst.

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