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What is logical and has to do with the Earth?

Geological

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What song mentions a fly that looks like a shoe?

Shoe fly, don't bother me.

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Where do pharmaceuticals go that don't need a prescriptinon?

They're over the counter.

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What's a good name for a fish restaurant?

Salmon Enchanted Evening.

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What kind of glue do Eskimos use to hold their ice houses together?

Ig glue.

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What is similar between a worn out tire and getting social security?

It may be time to retire.

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What happened to the circus performer who swallowed a wood file?

He got a raspy voice.

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What do new packages of medicines and many aquariums and zoos have in common?

They have seals.

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What are chicken wings that originated in Buffalo New York called?

Buffalo wings.

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What is this fooseball player in need of?

Plastic Surgery

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How did the frog feel after he ate?

He felt very hoppy.

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How do some people react when seeing a bee colony this large?

Thjey get the hives

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