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How did France come up with Bastille day, Canada with Canada Day, and the U.S. July the 4th?

They did it Independently.

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What is a sentence that has the words 'the the' right after each other?

I really like the The North Face jacket.

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What's worse than a strong reprimand?

An icy stair.

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What happened when the horses ran away from the farm?

It destabilized the farm.

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What issue was Beth thinking about when deciding whether or not to vote Republican?

If the elephant is relevant.

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Why did Joe, in his new job, feel like the wheels of a car?

He felt tired and under pressure.

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What kind of room is a fungus?

A mushroom.

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At what kind of table does one read the New York Times?

The Times table.

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Where did Melinda keep information about doctors and medicine?

In her 'docs' folder on her computer.

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What does an orchestra and a destructive mob have in common?

They both have violins.

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Why did Amanda enjoy re-reading books by James Joyce?

She liked re-Joyce-ing.

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Why didn't the mother want her son to listen to the radio too much?

She didn't want him to become too radio-active.

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