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What do you call male child of a purse?

A purse son.

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What do you call a roof made of seal skins?

A seal-ing.

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Why did the editor wear a sweater?

Because writers sent her many drafts.

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What is it called when a leader demands that everyone kneel down to him?

Tyra-knee.

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What did the geologist call his book about the cliffs near the ocean?

Cliff's Notes.

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Why did Sophia put on makeup?

She thought it was pretty imporant.

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Akiva Lane
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Why was Jeremy concerned when he couldn't take off his pickle costume?

Because if he couldn't get it off, he was really in a pickle.

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Shane Ronay
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What did the father buffalo say to his eldest when they parted?

Bye, son.

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Shane Ronay
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Why did the priest act so differently in church?

It was his altar ego

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Moshe Sherizen
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What do you call shoes made of banana peels?

A pair of slippers.

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Why did Andrea not want to take papers out of the file cabinet?

She was concerned that they might become defiled.

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Yitzchak Berger
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Why did Betty distrust stairs?

She felt they were always up to something.

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