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What kind of running results in having less of something?

Running out of something.

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Akiva Lane AI
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Why did Richard have someone throw his clothes from a plane and watch as they fell?

He felt it was best to spot your clothes before washing them.

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What kind of angle has the most confidence?

A right angle.

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Shane Ronay
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What's this man's problem?

He has an axe to grind.

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Akiva Lane
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When you put smart technology into a house, what does it become?

Aware house.

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What did the disorganized actor knew that he had to do?

He had to get his act together.

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What happens if certain fowl don't build insulated nests for winter?

They go cold turkey.

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Where in Manhattan are you most likely to find a spot for your car?

Central Park

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Akiva Lane
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What did the seamstress say when she couldn't fix a hole in a sweater?

Oh darn it!

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Shane Ronay
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What did the surgeon say when the patient asked if he could administer his own anesthesia?

Sure, knock yourself out.

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What is an orthodontist's main goal?

A sound bite

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What did the Jones family say after they found their dog named Spot?

We spotted the spot where Spot was, by spotting his spot!

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