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How did the teacher feel when he realized that no one was paying attention to him?

He felt like he was the chairman of the bored.

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Why was Sandy sure that her daughter would become an actress?

Because every time she didn't get her way, she would make a scene.

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What does a popular website have in common with a highway at rush hour?

They both have a lot of traffic.

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What do you call a piece of pottery in the shape of a duck?

A quack pot.

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What does Arthur wear when he drinks tea?

A t-shirt.

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What letter of the alphabet is similar to a person with a split personality?

W

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What is a sentence that has only the first 5 letters of the alphabet?

A bee C's de E.

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What is a course called where you learn to be a doctor with material you get in the mail?

A post doctorate.

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Why don't vegetarian's fight with each other?

Because they don't want to have a beef with each other.

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What is the motto of the Gluten Intolerance Association?

The Pain of Grain Makes us Mainly Abstain.

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What do people in the US say when they want to use the metric system?

Take me to your litre.

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What is the Sherlock Holmes story where he solves the mystery of the missing pillow?

The pillow case.

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