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What happened to the person who snuck into the heated swimming pool?

He's now in hot water.

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What do you call it when the mother and midwife work hard together to give birth to a baby?

A labor union.

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Moshe Sherizen
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Why is it hard to organize a professional hide-and-seek tournament?

Good players are hard to find.

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Yitzchak Berger
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Why do bald people find it difficult to throw out their comb?

They can't part with it.

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Akiva Weiss
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Why couldn't the broken piano get into the house?

It was missing the keys.

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If you take a liter of water, and pour it out, what does it become?

Leaderless.

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How did Joe feel when he met with a lot of his friends and family?

Joe + you + us = joyous.

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How did the farmer like planting the field of wheat?

It was sow sow.

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When Andy gave Meg the engagement ring, what playing card did Meg feel like?

The Queen of Diamonds.

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What dinosaur has a good vocabulary?

The thesaurus.

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Shane Ronay
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What did Jay say when there was an explosion at his factory?

"Let the chips fall where they may".

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What's the motto of a clothing maker that encourages young men to wear vests?

Go vest, young man, go vest.

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