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How do cows buy things?

Through a cattle-log.

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When Bobby threw a ball as hard as he could, why did it just come back to him?

He threw it up in the air.

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What is this man's position?

He's a steakholder for a photographer.

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If a staircase gave birth to a boy, what would it be?

A stepson.

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How do some people deal with eating leftovers on Black Friday?

They go cold turkey.

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How did the honor student fail his Logic course?

He was being unreasonable.

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In 1900 two brothers tried to make an airplane, why did they fail?

Because they were the wrong brothers.

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Why did the town call itself Vincible?

Because they knew that people want to be in Vincible.

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What is a party called where everyone is treated equally?

A democratic party.

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What do dates and apples have it common?

One comes from a palm tree, the other comes from a pomme tree.

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Why did Max really appreciate his shoes?

It was his 'sole' means of support.

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What did the oil prospector say when he found out the oil well was dry?

Oh, well!

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