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Akiva Lane
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Are all the websites on internet nervous?

No, a lot of them are com.

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Akiva Lane
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What do geese and cars have in common?

They both honk.

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Shane Ronay
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Where you can get chicken broth in bulk?

The stock market

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Shane Ronay
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How did the honor student fail his Logic course?

He was being unreasonable.

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Yehuda Lane
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What soap makes you drunk?

Bar soap.

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Shane Ronay
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Why did Stu work for the Dept. of Transportation?

He loves hitting the road.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did trumpet players in the band feel bad after their performance?

They felt they blew it.

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Akiva Lane
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Why doesn't Clark Kent become Superman anymore?

He can't find a telephone booth.

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Shane Ronay
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What's a good marketing tagline for Budweiser?

Taste Buds!

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Akiva Lane
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Why didn't the inventor try to make a car engine totally out of wooden parts?

Because he knew it wooden work.

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Shane Ronay
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Which type of beer takes longer to make than other beers?

Lager

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Shane Ronay
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Why do some people choose to do mixed martial arts?

Just for kicks.

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