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What continent is named after ants?

Antartica.

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What is this showing?

It's a gargling gargoyle.

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Why was Bill so exhausted after a day of putting tires on the inner rings of car wheels?

It was tire ring.

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Why did Samantha always try to keep busy?

She didn't want to be guilty of idle worship.

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Why did Alan make sure his deck wasn't empty when he played with his kids?

He wanted to make sure he was playing with a full deck.

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What does a big fine for drunken driving have in common with English grammar?

Sin tax.

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What did Maxine do when she lost her job?

She wrote a resume in order to resume working.

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How was Bill's mug shot that was taken when he was arrested by mistake?

The picture didn't do him justice.

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What happened to the marionette puppet that misbehaved at school?

It was suspended.

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Why did the man travel to India for a corned beef sandwich?

He heard they had a new Delhi.

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How do mountain goats seem to defy gravity on steep slopes?

They use cliffhangers.

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How do spiders find food to eat?

They look on the web.

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