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What type of gopher is the most difficult to keep out of a celery patch?

A stalker

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Why was Charlie so concerned when he found a hole in his bag of marbles that he never noticed before?

He thought that he might be losing his marbles.

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When do you stop looking for something?

When you find it.

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Why did the head of the school demand respect?

It was the principle of the thing.

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How did the rock group debase themselves?

By firing their bass player.

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What do you call someone who has a very active radio show?

Radio-active.

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What kind of point is not sharp?

A moot point.

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What is it called when police interrogate a hen?

Grilled chicken.

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When Maxine was offered wine, what did she answer that was misinterpreted?

Wine, not.

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What did the cemetery director say when a man bought one grave, and then another for his wife?

"Hmm...the plot thickens!"

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C to shining C

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Why can't you trust atoms?

Because they make up everything.

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