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What did Gil's back say when he returned from a trip?

I'm back.

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Where did the name "Turks and Caicos" come from?

Someone couldn't pronounce "turquoise".

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What is a banquet for bowlers called?

A bowling ball.

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Why didn't the cafeteria label their trays A, B, C, D, etc?

Because the second one would be 'betray'.

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What did the waiter get when he served a meal of iceberg lettuce?

The tip of the iceberg.

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What is moistening meat based on?

The meat.

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Which type of vehicle transports a person to the doctor when he hurts his foot?

A toe truck.

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What is something that we wear that is called by the material that it used to be made from?

Glasses.

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Why did Emma avoid using coins?

She thought they were all two-faced.

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How did Oedipus feel after he found out what he had done?

He felt like an Oedipus wreck.

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How did Mr. and Mrs. Jones feel about their tax bill?

They felt under attacks.

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Who oversees chickens?

Chicken Tenders

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