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Why did the gardener see a dermotologist?

Because of his green thumb.

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Why did the ant and the antelope like each other?

Because they were on the same page.

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What is up and down at the same time?

When you go to sleep drunk, and feel down when you wake up with a hangover.

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What can you say about the courtroom of Judge Alan Fier?

Each of his trials was a trial by Fier.

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What do you call ticks that live in a parrot's feathers?

Polly ticks.

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What bread is similar to money that was gotten illegally?

Sour dough.

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What is a motorcycle that attacks people called?

A vicious cycle.

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When there is a team of horses, what advantage do the horses in back have?

They have hindsight.

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What does a piece of paper and a soda without fizz have in common?

They are both flat.

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What is exercizing at home called?

The home stretch.

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Why did the employee make sure he never signed his name twice?

He was concerned that if he re-signed, he'd be out of a job.

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How do you say in one word that the media is not high quality?

Mediacrity.

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