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How are the prices at the new Italian restaurant?

They cost a pretty penne.

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Why did Arthur try to convince his wife that money was very much in style?

Because she was spending it like it was going out of style.

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What is the holiest part of the foot?

The sole.

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How did Marty respond when his wife accused him of drinking a fifth of whisky?

He pleaded the fifth.

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What arm of the octopus is the strongest?

The Arm E.

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What kind of ship demands total control?

Dictator ship

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What mid-Western US city is named after small apples?

Mini-apples.

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What room grows on a dead tree?

A mushroom.

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What happens to a snowman that gets angry?

It has a meltdown.

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What is a cane called that a shepherd uses to get animals to move faster?

A hurry cane.

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What did Mr. & Mrs. Auer call eating a meal together?

They called it our Auer hour.

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What can you say about a person who sews together pieces of cloth into suits and dresses?

He has his work cut out for him.

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