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What skill did Noah use to build the ark?

Ark-itecture.

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What did the lady on the subway say when a panhandler asked for a donation?

Sorry, I'm strapped at the moment.

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What is similar about these 2 pictures?

They are both sublime

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What is more minute than a minute?

A second.

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Why was the rabbit jumping for joy?

Because it was very hoppy.

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What is it called when a boat company has a special discount on sailboats?

A sail-sale-celebration.

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What is teaching a computerized train using AI called?

Training.

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Why didn't Bill like going to malls?

He felt that if you see one, you see the mall.

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What is exercizing at home called?

The home stretch.

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Why did Marla always start walking with her right foot?

She wanted to put her best foot forward.

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What can you learn from watching a pear tree grow?

You can learn more about how to pre-pear.

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What type of party involves guests dancing around an array of coffee tables?

A shin dig

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