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Why did the prisoner eat food he was allergic to?

He wanted to break out.

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What 2 letters do you use when talking to someone else about themselves?

UR

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How valuable was the motel that Nancy inherited from her uncle?

It was Inn valuable.

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Who owns the largest number of private business aircraft?

King Lear

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What does the Garden of Eden, New York City, Granny Smith, and Cuppertino have in common?

Apples

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What was the result of the vote?

Neighs won.

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What begins with a dish and is not honest?

The word dishonest.

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What is a room that has mold called?

A mush room.

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What is the message of a clock with wings?

That time flies.

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What happened when the paint Jerry took spilled on his hands?

He was caught red handed.

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Why couldn't the leopard play hide and seek?

Because he was always spotted.

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Why did Barry get heartburn when he ate the birthday cake?

He forgot to take off the candles.

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