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What happens when a wolf learns about mindfulness?

He becomes aware wolf.

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What letter and number combination precedes everything else?

B4

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road?

Because it was chicken.

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What was the name of Joe's band, and which instrument did he play?

Band Joe.

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Did you hear about the lawsuit between NBA players and the league?

It was a basket case.

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Why did the man buy so much bottled water?

There was a liquidation sale.

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Why should we be very careful handling glass?

There's a reason it's called a pain of glass.

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What do you call a cat that steals things?

A feline felon.

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What part of the year do leaders have to be especially cautious?

The fall.

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What is someone called who sees a crime committed at an Apple store?

An iWitness

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How did Mark feel when he used a machine to get rid of his static?

He felt ex-static.

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Why is the 'sea-food' diet so effective?

You see the food, but you don't eat it.

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