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How did Melissa feel when she found out, after waiting in line, that the concert was sold out?

She found it disconcerting.

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Why did Amanda enjoy re-reading books by James Joyce?

She liked re-Joyce-ing.

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What is it called when a boy in the family sets the table?

The setting son.

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What is the name of the rock band that sings about failure?

Rock Bottom

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What pictures did the family put on the bedroom curtains?

Pictures of tomatoes and eggplants because they are nightshades.

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Why did the dirty dishes in the sink feel connected to each other?

Because they were all in sync.

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What did farmer Bill Rath call the grapes that grew in his vineyard?

Grapes of Rath.

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Why did Arlene find it hard to let the water out of the sink?

She found it draining.

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Why wasn't the company making money?

Its strategy made no cents.

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What is another name for the Stanley Cup Finals?

The Punch Bowl

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Why did the telephone wires want to go to a therapist?

Because they were high strung.

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How did Martha feel when she cut her vegetables into very small pieces?

Grate.

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