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The order of what 2 syllables makes the difference between happy and sad?

Being upbeat is better than being beat up.

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What's the problem with a person being in Valid, Sweden?

He's in Valid.

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What word describes a big pile of dirty dishes?

Dishgusting.

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When Andy gave Meg the engagement ring, what playing card did Meg feel like?

The Queen of Diamonds.

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Why didn't Joe buy the white horse when when he had all black horses?

Because it was a horse of a different color.

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How did the writer feel when his books were no longer cited?

He felt ex-cited.

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What do you call kids eating chips?

The munch and crunch bunch.

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What did the cop say to the driver who offered a bribe?

Fine.

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How often is there a blue moon?

Once in a blue moon.

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What was Karl Marx and his brother called?

The Marx brothers.

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What is a baseball bat that is used to destroy fans?

A fan club.

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What is a book called that is a collection of reviews about the movie Psycho?

Psycho Analysis

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