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What is this man's position at the company?

Chairman of the Bored

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Why didn't Johnny want to wear fringes on his clothes like some of his friends?

He didn't want to be part of a fringe group.

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How did Beverly feel with all the dirty dishes in the sink?

Dish-organized.

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What is an example of an American war that was not civil?

The Civil War.

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What is a well after the repairman fixes it?

Well adjusted.

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What do you get when you are in a hurry?

You get going.

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What is MOM spelled upside down?

WOW!

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Why should we be careful about illusions?

Because it begins with the word 'ill'.

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What's happening here?

A cargo ship is trying to contain itself.

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If a window was put into the neck of the Statue of Liberty, what would it be called?

A pane in the neck.

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How did the baseball player feel about baseballs that land close to home plate?

He felt they were hitting too close to home.

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What type of party involves guests dancing around an array of coffee tables?

A shin dig

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