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How did Bill lose so much weight?

Whenever he was about to eat - he thought of the word 'weight', and it reminded him to wait.

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Shane Ronay
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What is this man's motto?

"A waist is a terrible thing to waste".

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Akiva Lane
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What is another name for a frankfurter and beer?

Frank and stein.

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Akiva Lane
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What is similar between the Amazon jungle and tennis?

The Amazon used to have cannibals and tennis has a can of balls.

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What is it called when a homeowner tries to stop a foreclosure of his house?

House keeping.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did George make a large model of a dime?

Because he wanted to learn how to fall asleep on a dime.

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Akiva Lane AI
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Why is this man confused?

Because he came to a fork in the road, and he can't decide what way to go.

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Shane Ronay
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What do we know about this man?

He's getting too big for his britches.

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Akiva Lane
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What is it called when a leak is fixed in the ceiling?

Sealing the ceiling.

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Akiva Lane AI
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What does this picture show?

What are the greater graters?

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Shane Ronay
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Why was a homeless man invited to join the London Symphony Orchestra??

They needed someone to play an 'oboe'.

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Akiva Lane
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What does Shakespeare getting sick have to do with feeling angry at someone?

ILL WILL.

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