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What liquid is able to run?

Running water.

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What does a watch repairman have in common with turning a wheel left to right?

They are both clock wise.

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What do you call Billy's ability to tease his younger brother?

Expertise.

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What is a cane called that a shepherd uses to get animals to move faster?

A hurry cane.

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What do forests and clocks have in common?

Ticks.

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Why didn't Andy drink the cup of tea that was left in the restaurant?

Because it wasn't his cup of tea.

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Why did the blues band remind Bob of his days hunting whales?

The wailing reminded him of whaling.

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Did Sodom and Gomorrah deserve their punishment?

Moral less.

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What kind of tea always tells the truth?

Honest Tea.

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Are those mooneshiners still in business?

They STILL are.

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What is similar between a tile salesman and a lizard?

One is a tile rep, and the other is a reptile.

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Why did the Jones family put pails at the edge of their property?

Because everthing after that was beyond the pail.

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