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What are some states that have a lot of problems?

State of flux, state of shock, state of confusion, and state of denial.

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What do you need to spell the word Panda?

Just a P and A.

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Is it better to study for longer or shorter periods of time?

Either way, the answer is "know"

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What is the largest bone on hippos?

Their hips.

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Why didn't the two gangs have their scheduled showdown?

Because one gang didn't show up.

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Why did the shark spit out the clown?

It thought he tasted funny.

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What happens when debt gets out of control?

It debt-inates.

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Where do people who want to be smuggled across a border go to?

A flee market.

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What kind of bird doesn't sing, but only hums?

A hummingbird.

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What do you call a valley where convicted criminals make silly jokes?

Silly con valley.

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Was the snack food factory worker hurt when the machine exploded?

No, but had a chip on his shoulder.

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What was the nickname of the orchestra conducter for the orchestra whose nickname was 'Heat'?

'Metal', because Metal conducts Heat.

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