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What US city is named after soft drinks that Sara made?

Sarasota.

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Why did they hang the criminal?

He was looking for a loophole, and he found one.

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Which Russian leader used delay tactics as a military strategy?

Stallin'

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What is it called when a homeowner tries to stop a foreclosure of his house?

House keeping.

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Why did Lisa buy things with pennies?

When she bought things, she wanted to use common cents.

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Why is this man confused?

Because he came to a fork in the road, and he can't decide what way to go.

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How did the head of the orchestra feel when he couldn't find people to play in it?

It was disconcerting.

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Which city do the inhabitants rarely need an alarm clock?

Waco, Texas

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Where is the best place to find highly unusual things?

A bizarre

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Who invented the World Wide Web?

Spiderman!

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What was a misunderstanding between Bill and his wife?

She asked for toilet water for her birthday, and he didn't know it meant perfume.

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What is it called when you're on a boat and invite people to play and no one shows up?

You're not playing with a full deck.

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