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Why do we regard wine as special?

Because it is from de vine.

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Why did Arlene dislike washing the dishes?

It gave her a sinking feeling.

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Why did Matt guard his fence?

He didn't want anyone to take offence.

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What is store that sells phones called?

A sell phone store.

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What are the 2 most agreeable letters?

OK

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What are the great-great grandparents of an ant called?

Ant-cestors.

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Why did Fred stop being an accountant?

He started hearing invoices.

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Why didn't Joe like running at the track?

He felt like he was just running around in circles.

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What idea does this represent?

To believe.

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What was the weather like during the office meeting?

They were brainstorming, and then someone was thunderstruck with an insight.

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What did the surgeon say when the patient asked if he could administer his own anesthesia?

Sure, knock yourself out.

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What was the policeman's response when Bill said he was speeding to get to his yoga class?

He thought it was a stretch.

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