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What do you call someone in a doctor's office that is in a hurry to see the doctor.

Im-patient.

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Why did the therapist keep a bell in his office?

If what he said didn't ring a bell with the patient, he could ring the bell for the patient.

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What did the pan say when it was covered with aluminum foil?

Foiled again!

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Why did Jim feel like a flamingo?

Because he couldn't put his foot down.

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What is exercizing at home called?

The home stretch.

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What is exercizing at home called?

The home stretch.

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What's the best time to create a virtual loaf of bread?

E-leaven.

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My friend stopped working at the chemical factory.

It was a toxic work environment.

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If the animals on Noah's ark could play musical instruments, what would it be called?

An arkestra.

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Which dog breed echoes an overly enthusiastic relative?

A Pinscher

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What does a smart person have in common with a school principal?

They are both in charge of their faculties.

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What nickname did Billy's English teacher give him because his essays were so good?

Bill of writes.

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