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What do you call shoes made of banana peels?

A pair of slippers.

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What is the Sherlock Holmes story where he solves the mystery of the missing pillow?

The pillow case.

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Which internal organ has the most audacity?

The gall bladder.

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Why did the soldier not want to share his rank with other people?

It was private.

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What does the drug store - that sells products using vegetables and fish - call itself?

Farm and Sea Pharmacy.

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Why did Beverly avoid bidding too much at auctions?

She thought it might be considered morbid.

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What is the motto of someone who eats just a little too much?

Eat, drink, and be merry, for tomorrow we diet.

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Why wasn't Joe able to get the bank's low-interest loan?

Because the bank had low interest in giving the loan.

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What did Marty use as a guide to make decisions?

Ascend if sends a good scent and makes sense.

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What is it called when police interrogate a hen?

Grilled chicken.

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What happened when the horses ran away from the farm?

It destabilized the farm.

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What's another way of saying that it seems that I have 4 pears?

It appears that I have a pair of a pair of pears.

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