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What fairy tale is about using puns in rap music?

Rap-pun-zel.

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What did the vegetarian say to the salami?

You are THE wurst.

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In this necklace made up of rings, what is the ring with the diamond called?

The ring leader.

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Why did Arthur try to convince his wife that money was very much in style?

Because she was spending it like it was going out of style.

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Who invented tiny nails?

A guy named Brad.

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Why in the army do they avoid giving treats twice?

That would involve a re-treat.

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In what direction do people clean?

They clean up.

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Is it good to answer a question with a question?

Is there a better way?

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What is the moment called when you decide if and how much you will tip a waiter?

The tipping point.

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What does a snake say when it bites?

Don't take it poisonally.

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Who was Zig Ziglar's brother, and why did they never see each other?

Zag Ziglar, and they were always in opposite places.

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What aunt disagrees about everything?

Aunt Tithesis

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