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How do you describe a water dispenser that is broken?

It's out of order, and it's out of water.

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What is it called when someone had a good date, and tells you about it?

An update.

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Why did Beth and Charlie spend their vacation in a run down motel?

The other places were full, and this was a last resort.

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Why is the word 'laptop' misleading?

It shouldn't be used on the lap, because of the heat and radiation it generates to the body.

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Why did Superman's fruit bowl remind him of football?

It was a super bowl.

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How did Bonnie and Clyde's son-in-law refer to them?

My in-laws the out-laws.

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Why did Arnold start a company that makes shovels?

He wanted to do well in spades.

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What can be said about Betty who didn't clean the kitchen often enough?

She led a life of grime.

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What vitamin is good for the eyes?

Vitamin see.

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Why is the location of the letter 'I' very important in marriage?

It's the difference between 'marriage' and 'mirage', and 'marital arts' and 'martial arts'.

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Did you hear about the lawsuit between NBA players and the league?

It was a basket case.

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What did Rob's wife do when he realized he'd bought a guitar missing some components?

She told him not to fret.

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