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What did Alan say about his daughter traveling so much after she won the state's beauty contest?

I miss miss Missouri.

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What is this picture saying?

Crime is out of the question.

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What is a cookie with a PhD called?

A smart cookie.

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Why did King Louis XV say, "After me comes the flood"?

He reigned for 59 years, and King Louis XIV reigned for 72 years, and after all that reigning, of course there would be a flood!

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Why was the uncle's wife nervous?

She was feeling 'auntsy'.

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What is similar between paying to use a towel at the gym, and a roll of Bounty towels?

One is a pay-per towel, and the other is a paper towel.

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What name did Mr. and Mrs. Tross have second thoughts about naming their baby boy?

Albert.

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What do you call a zoo that feeds the animals zucchinis?

A zoo-kini.

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How do we know that the amount of seeds in a pear is an even number?

They come in pears.

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What did the seal with the broken arm say to the shark?

Do not consume when seal is broken.

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Why do you have to be very careful after drinking water?

Because after you drink it, it's drunk.

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What is a hat made of bottles called?

A bottle cap.

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