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Why did they come up with the phrase 'The Fastest Gun In The West'?

They wanted a slogan for a fast gun.

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What month should you be careful not to buy fake jewelry?

Jewel lie.

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What's the best way to eliminate vapor from your windshield?

I haven't the foggiest idea.

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How do telephone operators work together?

They co-operate.

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Why do some people choose to do mixed martial arts?

Just for kicks.

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Where does superman shop for food?

The supermarket.

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When you're tired and want to take a nap, in what bag can you find the naps?

A nap sack.

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What do skyscrapers and libraries have in common?

They have a lot of stories.

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Why is there a school in England that teaches people about different types of plates?

Because they feel that it's important for people to know their plates.

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What do people say when they think something you said is not funny?

Very funny.

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What did the wagon driver call his story about his horse that wouldn't slow down?

Tales of woah.

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What did Jim do when the bully challenged him to a debate?

He just walked away, and didn't take de bait.

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