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What permission is needed to kill lice?

A lice sense.

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Akiva Lane
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Why in the army do they avoid giving treats twice?

That would involve a re-treat.

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What is happening to this car?

It's being toad.

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Akiva Lane
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What fish is married to an uncle?

Aunt Chovies

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Akiva Lane
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What's another name for computer generated music?

Algo-rhythm.

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Dovid Lane
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Why did the bartender encourage his customers to drink more?

He wanted them to be more tips-y.

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Akiva Lane
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What vegetable do you not want to take onto a boat?

A leek.

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Moshe Sherizen
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When Bobby threw a ball as hard as he could, why did it just come back to him?

He threw it up in the air.

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call someone who has a very active radio show?

Radio-active.

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Why did Grandpa enjoy spending time in his rocking chair?

Because he didn't want people to think he was off his rocker.

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Akiva Lane
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What did the bike rider say to his friend after smashing into him by mistake?

I didn't expect to run into you here.

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Shane Ronay
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What do mermaids use to wash their fins?

Tide

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