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Why did Amy like giving watches as presents?

She felt there is no present like the time.

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Why did Beth get so upset when there was only one straw left in the dining room, and someone else took it?

Because that was the last straw!

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What did one boxer say to the other boxer?

Did you miss me?

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What's the most prevalent sickness among roofers?

Shingles

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What jail do bad jokes go to?

The pun-itentiary.

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Why do electricians monitor the news so closely?

To keep current.

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Why was this man being treated intervenously?

He had severe poison i.v.

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How did the small piece of wood feel when there was nothing to do?

It was a little board.

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What did the seal with the broken arm say to the shark?

Do not consume when seal is broken.

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What do you call a perfect egg?

Egg-selent.

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What does superman use to keep the sun from his eyes?

A super visor.

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When Mark Gen was knighted, what kind of doctor did he automatically become.

Sir Gen.

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