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What do you call a successful young man that hardly ever sleeps?

A son that never sets.

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Why should baggage with wheels not be called luggage?

Because it is wheeled and not lugged around.

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Why did the family put a big painting in their living room?

They wanted to get better at seeing the big picture.

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Shane Ronay
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What's wrong with overseeing a coatroom in July?

Nobody has hang-ups.

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Which doctor is best to oversee your knee surgery?

The Joint Chief of Staff

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How do you summarize the difference between buying in a store or buying on the internet?

You're on line, or you're online.

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Why did Martha like circles?

Because it has the best all-around shape.

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How do you convey to someone that you feel connected to them as a human being?

You manity.

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Why do bald people find it difficult to throw out their comb?

They can't part with it.

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What can you learn from watching a pear tree grow?

You can learn more about how to pre-pear.

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What kind of money can't be understood?

Non cents.

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What type of cleaner pushes men away?

Deter gent.

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