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Why is there a school in England that teaches people about different types of plates?

Because they feel that it's important for people to know their plates.

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Why did the genie go to a psycho-therapist?

Because he felt all bottled-up.

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Why did Fred dislike his job using a drill-press?

He found it very boring.

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What is a stack of watches called?

A watch tower.

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How are acute infections treated?

Doctors say, "Awwww" and give the patient a hug.

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Why are all fish stores in Finland kosher?

Because they have Finns and scales.

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What kind of point is not sharp?

A moot point.

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What are tests in cosmetic school called?

Make-up exams.

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What is similar between a worn out tire and getting social security?

It may be time to retire.

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When the bee joined the bee hive, how did it feel?

It felt like a newbie.

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Why did Stu work for the Dept. of Transportation?

He loves hitting the road.

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What are US Treasury Bonds called that move around a lot?

Vaga-Bonds.

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