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On a hot sunny day, why did Bill eat all the peas in the can and left only one?

Because then he had a canopy.

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What do you say when you see an elephant?

You mongous!

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What does lettuce say when it rains?

Lettuce grow.

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What happened when the teacher taught a class without preparing?

She prepared much better in the future, she learned her lesson.

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Why did Beverly learn about all kinds of varieties of nuts?

She wanted to be good at identifying people who are nuts.

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Rock and roll.

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What is someone called who puts up gates in alleys?

Alley gater.

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How did Irving's family react when he wanted to be called Izzy?

They found it unnerving.

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Why did Emma avoid using coins?

She thought they were all two-faced.

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What is it called when a fusion nuclear reaction starts acting unpredictably?

Con-fusion.

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What is the Sherlock Holmes story where he solves the mystery of the missing pillow?

The pillow case.

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Where does a lot of violent activity take place?

In youth hostiles

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