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Why was Kay confused?

Because she didn't know if people were saying OK, or Oh! Kay!

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Shane Ronay
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How did the boat sink at the dock?

Too much pier pressure.

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What did Matt Silver call his new software company?

Silver Ware.

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Shane Ronay
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What is Santa Claus's favorite agricultural activity?

Hoe, hoe, hoe.

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Shane Ronay
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What is ironic about The Flat Earth Society?

Their members are all around the globe.

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Akiva Lane
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What is a father called who is an expert at doing things?

A doo dad.

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What is it called when a parrot chews off and swallows the weak end of a stick?

A weekend in parrots.

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Yitzchak Berger
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What would happen if Finland closed its borders?

People wouldn't be able to cross the Finnish line.

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How did John feel when his alarm clock woke him up?

He found it alarming.

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Akiva Lane
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What nationality is known for always completing tasks?

The Finnish.

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What do you call someone who is against hypocrisy?

A faux foe.

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Why did Arnold print out the word MONEY and put it into his chopped liver?

He wanted to spread the word.

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