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How did people react when Joe pulled down a 'No Demonstrations' sign without getting caught by the police?

"How did you pull that off?"

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What does a piece of paper and a soda without fizz have in common?

They are both flat.

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Where did Shakespeare learn to write plays as a child?

In the play-ground.

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Who was more intelligent as a child - Alec Baldwin or Alec Guinness?

They were both Smart Alecs.

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Which king was this?

Edward IV - he had a short reign.

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Why did the bed feel bad?

When people slept on it, it felt under a rest.

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What 5 one syllable words rhyme and are all dramatic?

Purge, surge, urge, merge, and splurge.

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Are outsiders allowed into the room called the 'well' in the Justice Department?

No, but it's just-as-well.

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Where do baseball teams store their baseball bats?

It the bat room.

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What do you call a state that is really into dancing?

A swing state.

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What is the difference between a building under construction and a flashlight?

The building uses heavy beams, and a flashlight uses light beams.

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Why did the family chissel their names in the tree in the backyard?

They were making a family tree.

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