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Why is sitting sometimes difficult?

You have to sit down and sit up at the same time.

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What does Superman, Batman and South Africa have in common.

They all have a cape of good hope.

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What is a father called who is an expert at doing things?

A doo dad.

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Why did the painting need to rest?

Because after a long day, it was fading.

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How did Bob feel about his lawyer challenging the judge's decision about his slipping on a banana?

He found it appealing that his lawyer was appealing the peel appeal.

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What type of cleaner pushes men away?

Deter gent.

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What water do athletes drink when they use the trampoline?

Spring water.

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Why did Betty stop eating sausage?

She thought it was the wurst.

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Where did the army put their best soldiers?

On the front lions.

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Why is the 'sea-food' diet so effective?

You see the food, but you don't eat it.

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What's a good career for a Math Major?

An Add Executive

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What is news from last week called?

Olds.

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