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What did the father tell his son who wanted to travel?

Roam wasn't built in a day.

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What did Bob say to the fly that what bothering him?

Don't bug me.

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What's this?

A field of hole wheat.

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At what kind of table does one read the New York Times?

The Times table.

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What do call someone who is very stitious?

Superstitious.

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Why was Beverly confused when she got sick?

She caught a cold, and had a fever.

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Why did the injured man show no emotion for 6 weeks?

He'd broken both his humerus and sternum.

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What do you call a demonstration at a diner?

A counter-demonstration.

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Why can't one say that all Generals are good at what they do?

Because that would be a generalization.

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What is it called when people make big letters on the ground?

Typography topography.

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What do you call an ocean that fools the boats that are on it?

Hypocra Sea.

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How would you describe this?

Spring is in the air.

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