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What is as important as a good watch dog?

A good CAT scan

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What do you call a polygon with thousands of sides?

A balagon ('overly complicated' in Hebrew)

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What letters are asleep?

ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ's

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When do you tell people what they are?

When you tell them, 'You are welcome'.

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What did Frank say when he wanted to tell someone how he felt?

I want to be Frank with you.

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When Mark got sick and couldn't play trumpet in the school band for a week, what did he do?

The doctor gave him a note that he couldn't play notes.

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How are kangaroos and rabbits different than other animals?

They are the most hoppy.

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What is an imaginary ocean?

A fanta-sea.

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Which country makes the best pan-seared steaks?

Sear-ya.

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How did Dr. Frankenstein end up putting the wrong brain in body he built?

It was a no-brainer.

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Why didn't Betty want to talk about the bed that her dog Dignity was sleeping on?

She felt it was beneath her dignity.

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What type of approach do burrowing animals take when designing their living quarters?

Holistic

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