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What company is similar to how Sammy used to have a rock band?

Sam Sung.

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What is the boy doing?

He's looking a gift horse in the mouth.

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Why does John like recruiting people to work in skyscrapers?

He loved telling people they were highered.

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What did the large fan say to the girl holding it?

I'm one of your biggest fans.

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What type of cleaner pushes men away?

Deter gent.

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What type of party involves guests dancing around an array of coffee tables?

A shin dig

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Are there cows that can produce grape juice?

No, that's udderly ridiculous.

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What do you call a pair of pants that wants to be forever young?

Peter pants.

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What gets larger as the things they represent get smaller?

The numbers associated with roads (highway 1 is larger than higher 4325)

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What happened to Martha when she fell into the large strainer that she was using?

She strained herself.

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Why did Phil stop turning around?

Because every time he turned around, another year went by.

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If you formed some herbs into a small submarine, what would be the result?

A suburb.

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