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Why did Ben find it so easy to sleep?

He could do it with his eyes closed.

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What are the options in making it to shore?

Row oar swim.

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Why did Barry get heartburn when he ate the birthday cake?

He forgot to take off the candles.

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What is something that causes anger called?

A precursor.

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Why should a person not use black envelopes?

People mind think it's black mail.

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What did Mr. & Mrs. Auer call eating a meal together?

They called it our Auer hour.

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What did the royals think about their subject's continued protests?

They thought it was revolting.

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Why did Bill eat ice cream every day?

It cooled him down when so many things made his blood boil.

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Why is this the most expensive dish in the restaurant?

It's 24 carrot plated.

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Jason Hernandez is 7'3", and wears the largest shoes in the world..

That's quite a feet.

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Why did this company have a bad reputation?

They were suspected of monkey business.

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What do you call a crockpot that is broken?

A crackpot.

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