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Shane Ronay
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How would you refer to your dog-sitting neighbor that lost your pet?

Your dog gone neighbor.

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Shane Ronay
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What is 100-proof Wild Turkey?

Seeing a wild turkey with your own eyes.

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Akiva Lane
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What are the most active two letters?

BZ

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Akiva Lane
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If a person is alone on an island, what color does he have with him?

Maroon.

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Yitzchak Berger
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How can you identify a Dogwood tree?

By its bark.

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Akiva Lane
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What phone app helps you go to sleep for short periods of time?

The Nap App.

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Akiva Lane
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What did it prove when the teacher forced the class to write a long essay?

That might makes write.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Jerry Teck become a computer programmer?

Because people always said to him 'Hi Teck'.

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Shane Ronay
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Who was more intelligent as a child - Alec Baldwin or Alec Guinness?

They were both Smart Alecs.

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Yitzchak Berger
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Why is bread a lot like the sun?

Because it rises in the yeast, and sets in the waist.

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Akiva Lane
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When you trade in an old bike for a new bike, what is that called?

Re-cycling.

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Moshe Sherizen
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What starts with P and ends with E and has thousands of letters.

Post Office.

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