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What do economies and bicycle stores have in common?

They both have cycles.

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If seagulls fly near the sea, what birds fly near the bay?

Bagels.

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What did the man's wife say when he woke up hung over, after a party?

She asked what was "ale"ing him.

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If a person is comfortable in social situations, what does he have?

Social security.

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Why did the publisher make wide margins when printing the Book of the Prophets?

He wanted wide Prophet margins.

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What is the person who a cougher coughs on called?

Coffee.

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What is full of holes but still can hold a lot of water?

A sponge.

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What dinosaur has a good vocabulary?

The thesaurus.

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What do you call a scientist whose funding got taken away?

A mad scientist.

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What is it called when an iceberg gives a waiter a nice tip?

The tip of the iceberg.

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How do we know that this mother duck is popular?

She has a big following.

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How did Joe afford an expensive water filter system for his home?

At a liquidation sale.

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