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How did David feel about praying in a talis?

It was a fringe benefit.

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Why did Joe like working in the spring more than the fall?

He didn't like being the fall guy.

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In what part of our head might there be praying going on all the time?

In our temples.

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What jail do bad jokes go to?

The pun-itentiary.

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Why does the calendar have a good social life?

It has a lot of dates.

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Why was Bob always looking down at his wife's high heel shoes?

Because he was head over heels over her.

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What ancient city was named after the wife of Uncle Ock?

Antioch

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What do you call someone who is always drinking coffee?

A caf-fiend.

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What is a good name for a car repair shop, that takes care of cars like a mother cares for children?

Good Car Ma

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Why shouldn't you ask questions to sugar cane that is fused together?

Because it is canefused.

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Why do many people choose low-fat milk?

Whole milk wheys them down.

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What is sad about parallel lines?

They have so much in common, yet they'll never meet.

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