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Yitzchak Berger
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Why did the kleptomaniac go to the doctor?

He wanted to know what he could take for his condition.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did the rancher find his horses difficult to control?

Because they were always horsing around.

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Shane Ronay
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How did Joe afford an expensive water filter system for his home?

At a liquidation sale.

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Akiva Lane
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What did the doctor say to the sick person who was too much in a rush?

I'll be doctor, you be patient.

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Akiva Lane
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What did Alan say about his daughter traveling so much after she won the state's beauty contest?

I miss miss Missouri.

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Akiva Lane
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What did the Jones family say after they found their dog named Spot?

We spotted the spot where Spot was, by spotting his spot!

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Akiva Lane
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What was Karl Marx and his brother called?

The Marx brothers.

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Akiva Lane
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What is something before it was redundant?

Dundant.

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Akiva Lane AI
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What animal is like an ant that gets married without a wedding?

Antelope.

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Akiva Lane
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How did light bulbs get their name?

They are not heavy.

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Shane Ronay
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How did the honor student fail his Logic course?

He was being unreasonable.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Bill often get angry easily?

He went around with a chip on his shoulder.

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