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How was Bill's mug shot that was taken when he was arrested by mistake?

The picture didn't do him justice.

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How did Bill feel when he searched for gold, and found a profitable iron mine?

He thought it was ironic.

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When things are ironic, do they become funny?

No, they're steel not funny.

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What do you call a Z that lost its mind?

A cra-Z.

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Why did Oliver sit on a ball in his office?

He wanted to show that he was really on the ball.

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What do you call a bar that serves chocolate?

A chocolate bar.

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What is the official nut of schools and educators?

mACADEMIA nuts

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What is called if the thumb rules all the other fingers?

A rule of thumb.

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What did Bill say to his inexperienced chiropractor?

Your a real pain in the neck.

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How did Frank's hitch-hiking trip go?

It went without a hitch.

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What are French sandals called?

Phillipe Phellop

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What kind of pan is very disorganized?

Pan-demonium.

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