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What do you usually don't mind losing?

Weight.

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Why did Martha feel bad for her calendar?

Because its days are numbered.

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What rap singer also told puns?

Rapunzel

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How did Bill feel when the day was so busy that he couldn't get any rest?

He felt restless.

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Why did Matt guard his fence?

He didn't want anyone to take offence.

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In music how much is a quarter note worth?

25 cents.

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What is the difference between turning on a computer and falling off a log?

One is logging on and the other is logging off.

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What seeds are named after fathers?

Poppy seeds.

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What did the young man and woman eskimos have to do on their first date?

Break the ice.

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What do you call Billy's ability to tease his younger brother?

Expertise.

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What do you call a group of crying babies?

A whinery.

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If something happens, and you want to talk about it, who can you talk about it with?

You can tell a phone, tell a vision, tell a graph, tell a scope, or tell a viv.

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