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What does a big fine for drunken driving have in common with English grammar?

Sin tax.

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Why was Emily reluctant to use a tractor on her farm?

Because it didn't attract her.

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Why did the dirty dishes in the sink feel connected to each other?

Because they were all in sync.

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What is a first aid station for clowns called?

Comic relief.

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What is the border between Finland and Russia called?

The Finish line.

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What does a person say who lives in a suite of rooms in a hotel?

Home suite home.

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Why was Mrs. Jones always looking under her son's bed?

She was hoping that there might be something new under the son.

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What did the thread say to the needle?

I'm just passing through.

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What does a snake say when it bites?

Don't take it poisonally.

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How do we know that the ancient Egyptians were not honest?

They were into pyramid schemes.

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Why wasn't Lucy happy about her schedule?

Because she was so busy, it wasn't funny.

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What kind of bush can take you by surprise?

An ambush.

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