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What is a person from the planet Noyd?

Annoyed.

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Why is a pet lusion that seems to be sick not really sick?

Because it's an ill lusion.

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What did Rob's wife do when he realized he'd bought a guitar missing some components?

She told him not to fret.

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Why did Bill start using AI to help him bet at horse races?

He wanted to be a better bettor.

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What is similar between a house of worship and Swiss cheese?

They're both holy.

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Why did the employee make sure he never signed his name twice?

He was concerned that if he re-signed, he'd be out of a job.

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What do you call a thief that leaves no clues?

Stainless steal.

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Shane Ronay
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How do billboards communicate with each other?

Sign language

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What is the man on the right doing?

Scraping the bottom of the barrel from the top.

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Akiva Lane
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What three letters are not our friend?

NME

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How did the vegetarian feel about hotdogs?

They are the wurst!

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What kind of eyes are good for saving money?

Econom eyes.

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