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What happens to a skunk when its source of smell is removed?

It becomes ex-stinked.

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Why is it difficult to build submarines?

Whatever you build is sub-standard.

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Why did Fred avoid eating hard cheese such as Swiss cheese?

He preferred eating cheese that is easier.

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Why couldn't the leopard play hide and seek?

Because he was always spotted.

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When someone says something outrageous to you, why is it important to speak up?

Because otherwise it becomes in-rageous

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Why did the cinnamon havester quit his job?

He kept barking up the wrong tree.

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Why did the bartender put rolls on the bar next to the drinks?

His motto was 'Roll with the punches'.

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What can happen to our calves if we eat too much?

They can become cows.

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What is something written about the North Pole called?

An Artic-le.

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What are US Treasury Bonds called that move around a lot?

Vaga-Bonds.

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Why can't one say that all Generals are good at what they do?

Because that would be a generalization.

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It escapes me.

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