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If a person was stranded on a desert island, what color would he find there?

Maroon.

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How did Cynthia feel about the fact that pollen counts were low?

She felt that was nothing to sneeze at.

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Why is this very useful?

Because people say they'll do things when they get a round tuit.

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What do those who negotiate atomic non-proliferation treaties study?

Nuclear Medicine

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Why did the injured man show no emotion for 6 weeks?

He'd broken both his humerus and sternum.

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What do you get when you find someone you want to marry?

You get married.

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What does a cell phone and a gold ring have in common?

They both have a ring tone.

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Why is this inspiring?

It says 'Eye can!'

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How did Bill feel when he searched for gold, and found a profitable iron mine?

He thought it was ironic.

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What electronic device is named after an American insect?

USB

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What do you call someone who is crazy about money?

A dough nut.

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Why did the guy from a poor neighborhood study to be a car mechanic?

He wanted to go from under the hood to under the hood.

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