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What is a father called who is an expert at doing things?

A doo dad.

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Shane Ronay
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Why are men more curious than women?

Because of their "why" chromosomes.

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What is a good 2-part security method?

Beagles and locks.

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Akiva Lane
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Why are ticks in Rome full of love?

Because they are romantics.

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Akiva Lane AI
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When the Smith family went camping, why did they go in 1 tent or 3 tents, but not 2?

That would be too tense.

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Shane Ronay
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Why did the army's mortar shells keep falling out?

They were dealing with a loose canon.

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Akiva Lane
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Why should you take a sharp pencil seriously?

It has a good point.

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Akiva Lane
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What is one level below first class?

Kindergarten.

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Shane Ronay
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How do you distinguish between a numerator and denominator?

There's a fine line between the two.

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Shane Ronay
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This is our new dog, Crusty.

All he does is loaf around all day.

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call college students who go back to school in the fall?

Autumn leaves.

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Why was Jim happy that after dieting he fit into his old clothes?

He knew that when it comes to dieting, it's survival of the fit-est.

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