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How would you refer to your dog-sitting neighbor that lost your pet?

Your dog gone neighbor.

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What is the person on the right doing?

He's using a needle to needlessly needle someone who doesn't need it.

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How do you describe a seagull that believes everything you say?

Gullible.

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Is it legal to laugh loudly in Hawaii?

No, it must be kept to a low "Ha".

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What did the Design major do when he wasn't accepted to the program?

He went back to the drawing board.

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What do you do when you first feel an itch?

You start from scratch.

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How would you describe this?

Spring is in the air.

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What did the miner say when he found gold?

It's mine!

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What do you call a row of rabbits hopping backwards?

A receding hare line.

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Which is the most proactive garden rodent?

The gofer.

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Why did Barry wear an oxygen mask when he saw a beautiful sunset?

Because it took his breath away.

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What kind of horse has sore muscles?

Charlie horse.

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