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What do lawyers do?

They insert and remove claws in clauses.

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What did the cemetery director say when a man bought one grave, and then another for his wife?

"Hmm...the plot thickens!"

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Why did Arnold print out the word MONEY and put it into his chopped liver?

He wanted to spread the word.

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What vegetable has the best rhythm?

Beets.

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What are 3 trees called?

A tree-some.

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What is it called when someone corrects a Morse code message they regretted sending?

Re-Morse.

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Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself?

Because it was two tired.

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What was the best advice that Benjamin Franklin ever got?

People told him to go fly a kite.

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Why did Arnold fly in a plane over the North Pole?

He wanted to get over a cold.

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What 3 letters do you say when you realize something?

OIC

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How did Irving's family react when he wanted to be called Izzy?

They found it unnerving.

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What is the owner of the chair store called?

The chairman.

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