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What did the sweet potato with amnesia say?

I don't know who I yam.

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What school teaches about tea?

Universi-Tea.

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When Jim forgot to wear his watch, and he was asked what time it is, what did he answer?

Off-hand I can't say.

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What is it called when someone decides not to do costmetic surgery on their face?

They're doing an about face about their face.

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In the race, how did the runner's shoes do?

They were all tied.

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What did the family call their evening meals at their round dining room table?

The nights of the round table.

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What did Joan do after she attached her schedule to a helium balloon?

She didn't know, because her plans were up in the air.

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When Jim made a party on his yacht, why did he try not to invite too many people?

He didn't want to go overboard.

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Why is there a lack of neurologists?

Few have the nerve.

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What song is this about?

Hit the road Jack.

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Why did Joe go to the paint store to lose weight?

He went to get thinner.

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Why are fast runners good looking?

Because they are dashing.

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