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Where do boots go to rest and have fun in the summer?

Boot camp.

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Why did Fred spend a lot of time looking around the horse stable?

His therapist said his life should be more stable eyes'd.

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Why did the philosopher become a locksmith?

He wanted to find the key to happiness.

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Why did Barry wonder who he was?

Because he didn't feel like himself.

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What do you call an engineer that dries out the water from streams?

An ex-stream-ist.

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What is similar between getting off drugs and the day after Thanksgiving?

Cold turkey.

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What is a travelogue video about Berkeley called?

You See Berkeley

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What US city has a name similar to this?

Little Rock

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How did Emma feel when she unexpectedly married a great guy?

It was a Sir Prize surprise.

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What is the thinnest coat?

A coat of paint.

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What is news from last week called?

Olds.

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How did Beth feel about all the knots in her hair?

She was knot happy.

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