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When a foreman has a child, what does he become?

A forefather.

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Shane Ronay
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What do attorneys wear to court when representing clients?

Their law suits.

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What do you call a story about wet Yankee uniforms?

Damp Yankees.

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What did the surgeon say when the patient asked if he could administer his own anesthesia?

Sure, knock yourself out.

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How do billboards communicate with each other?

Sign language

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How did the recession affect the company that made air conditioners?

It took the wind out of their sales.

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Why did Bill start working at the factory that makes incense?

Because it made sense.

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Why did the Jack-in-the-Box have trouble getting married?

He was an out-of-the-box kind of guy.

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What do spices and the earth have in common?

They are both ground.

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What kind of point is not sharp?

A moot point.

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What part of an animal allows it to conceal itself?

It's hide.

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When Bob went camping, why did he avoid touching the tents?

He didn't want to feel tents.

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