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When Stephanie inventeted a way of saying that someone is at the door without ringing a bell, what prize did she win?

The No-Bell prize.

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What did the paper say to the pen that was writing on it?

You have a good point.

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Where are 3 places you can rest?

A rest stop, a restaurant, and a restroom.

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How do gold miners carry away their gold?

In gold man sacks.

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Because Gus was always happy, what was his nickname?

Fungus.

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What is a good name for a Gastroenterologist Group?

Intestinal Fortitude

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What kind of suit do you go into the water wearing?

A bathing suit.

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Why was the air traffic contoller fired?

Because he didn't know what was flying.

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What did it prove when the teacher forced the class to write a long essay?

That might makes write.

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What is a survey about telephone usage called?

A telephone poll.

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What's so special about Willy the window washer?

He never missed work for 37 years - the longest streak ever.

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What scoring system is used for the sport of curling?

Curl marks.

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