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What happened to Bill?

He tripped while he was on a trip.

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How do you talk to a pigeon?

Using pidgin English.

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What do you call a doctor who prescribes a daiquiri cocktail flavored with hickory?

A hickory daiquiri doc.

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Why was Sally afraid that the vegetables would slap her?

Because she knew they were fresh.

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What is the art section of Marshall's department store called?

Marshall Arts.

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What happened when the computer team's regression tests failed?

Things regressed.

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Why did they come up with the phrase 'The Fastest Gun In The West'?

They wanted a slogan for a fast gun.

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Why did the city clean up it's large city dump?

Because people felt that its waste line was unsightly.

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What do they say about the tree that was cut down because it no longer had leaves?

It was absent without leaves.

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What do you call someone who believes only 12.5% in a Universal Being?

An eighth-iest

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What part of an animal allows it to conceal itself?

It's hide.

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Why don't red and blue get along with each other?

They are on different wavelengths.

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