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What is this?

B4 before B4.

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What are our great-grandfathers called?

Our four fathers.

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Why don't ATM machines provide quarters?

It doesn't make cents.

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What did Ted say about his playing a bagel in the school play?

My role is a roll.

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Which division of a hospital has the best patient supervision?

The "I see you" (ICU)

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How are a sanitation truck and computer similar?

Both are garbage in / garbage out

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What are these people doing?

They're getting on board.

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What is special about the sentence "See, yes we can!"

It's YES in 4 languages: Spanish, English, French, and Hebrew

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What is the ring called under a car where the engine engages with the wheel axel?

The engagement ring.

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What happened to the man who sued the airline for losing his luggage?

He lost his case.

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What's another way of saying that it seems that I have 4 pears?

It appears that I have a pair of a pair of pears.

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What is a group of people who share an interest in learning about and fixing electric fans?

A fan club.

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