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What can happen to our calves if we eat too much?

They can become cows.

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What do discount stores and farewell parties have in common?

They have a lot of good buys.

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What does a big fine for drunken driving have in common with English grammar?

Sin tax.

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How do you say in one word that the media is not high quality?

Mediacrity.

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What did Beth answer when Phil asked for a second date?

OK, I'll try a re-Phil.

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Why couldn't Katy find her grocery list?

It was a running list, so off it went!

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How did the Curtis family feel after they had a pet bear for a month?

They couldn't bear it any more.

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If pro is the opposite of con, what is the opposite of progress?

Congress.

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What do you call a bathroom for both men and women?

A democratic potty.

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What did Bill say when he brought his bike to the bike store to have the brakes fixed?

Give me a break!

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What does it mean when there are 2 lions in the middle of the road?

It means that cars shouldn't pass each other.

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In this necklace made up of rings, what is the ring with the diamond called?

The ring leader.

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