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How did the alien feel when trying to socialize with people?

Alienated.

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How did Jill feel about finding the last missing piece of the jigsaw puzzle?

She felt it was her master piece.

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When you add up numbers, and are amazed at the result, what is that called?

Awe sum.

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When Arnie said that he preferred to learn accordion rather than piano, what were his parents reaction?

They changed his music teacher accordingly.

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Was there any limit to how good the costumes would be at the costume ball?

Disguise the limit.

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How do mountain goats seem to defy gravity on steep slopes?

They use cliffhangers.

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What runs but stays in the same place?

A nose, a watch, and a faucet.

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What company is similar to how Sammy used to have a rock band?

Sam Sung.

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What are tests in cosmetic school called?

Make-up exams.

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What would one say when learning how a skunk's odor is produced?

That makes scents.

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What is similar about doctors' situations before and after they graduate from medical school?

First they need patience, and then they need patients.

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What do you call a holy man who walks barefoot and has bad breath from fasting so much?

A super calloused fragile mystic hexed by halitosis.

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