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What happened to Bill?

He tripped while he was on a trip.

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When Sam and Martha Gunn had a boy, what was he like?

He was a son of Gunn.

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How is a person and a car different?

A person who is tired moves slowly, and when retired more slowly. When a car is tired, it moves fast, and when retired even faster.

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Why was Emily very careful when she made right and left turns with the car?

Because one good turn deserves another.

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During an uprising, what are random groups of armed men called?

Malicious militias.

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What is a problem with the summer?

The weather is heading for a fall.

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Why did Mother Goose's child stay home from school?

It was a lame duck.

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After going bankrupt, what did Bob name his new honey business?

Plan Bee

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What is it called when police do a search without a search warrant?

Un-warranted.

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Why did the philosopher become a locksmith?

He wanted to find the key to happiness.

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How is he trying to lose weight by wearing bread on his head?

It's a new loaf hat diet.

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What is the version of Arabian Nights that takes place in Rome?

Al-Latin.

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