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How does the bee feel about its beehive?

It feels like it bee-longs.

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What does a Frenchman say when he says something off-color?

Pardon my French.

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How did Jim express that he wasn't against learning poetry?

I'm not averse to learning a verse.

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What do you call a person who makes great bagels and lox?

A lox-smith.

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What US city is named after soft drinks that Sara made?

Sarasota.

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Why is it difficult to be brave in the North Pole?

There's a tendency to get cold feet.

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What do you call a holy man who walks barefoot and has bad breath from fasting so much?

A super calloused fragile mystic hexed by halitosis.

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Why did Mrs. Jones put the steaks in the freezer higher than the kids could reach?

Because the steaks were high.

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What would Freud say if he made a commercial?

"Let go of my ego".

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How did the Mexican "Uno Dos" bandits get their name?

They'd leave without a "tres".

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What was the runner chasing after?

He was trying to catch his breath.

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Which doctor would you want overseeing your bacterial infection?

The Chief of Staph

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