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What is the term for a relapse of influenza?

Deja Flu

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What is the room called where people make salad dressings?

The dressing room.

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How did the decorations on the toilet paper feel?

They were on a roll.

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Why did the orange teacher call the student 'fresh'?

Because he couldn't concentrate.

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What is a person called who knows a lot about eggs?

An eggs-pert.

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How did farmer Jones know not to feed his ox eggs?

Because the ox rebelled against any yokes.

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Why did the light switch feel ambivalent about the people in the house?

Sometimes it felt turned off.

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How is a liquor store similar to a nursery of babies?

They both have fine whines.

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How did John like his job as a bartender?

He found it very pouring.

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What is someone called who is so good at finding things, that people pay for searching?

Profound.

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What do you call flies that are attracted to the smell of thyme?

Thyme flies.

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What happend when Max tripped over the boxes of glass jars?

He found it jarring.

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