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What do you call it when a person wants to jump into a sewer?

Sewer-cide.

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What did the bottles of beers in the ice cooler say to each other?

Let's chill.

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What do you call Billy's ability to tease his younger brother?

Expertise.

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What do you call heating oil that you pay for every month?

Term oil.

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What is an orthodontist's main goal?

A sound bite

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What did Barry say when he saw his neighbor put a muzzle on his dangerous dog?

Muzzle Tov!

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What does the NLRB do?

They oversee support groups for expectant mothers.

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What are shoes made from bananas called?

Slippers

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Where does a mountain hiker sleep?

On bedrock.

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What is another name of the dot-com bubble that burst in 2001?

The com before the storm.

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How did Matt feel about the government diverting the river that made his stream dry up?

He thought it was ex-stream.

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What part of the Bible teaches you the correct way to use money?

The book of profits.

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