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What do Siamese twins say to each other before dinner?

Would you like to join me before dinner?

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How did Max react when his wife served fish for supper 6 days in a row?

He said, "There's something fishy about this".

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What did the doctor say when his nurse said there was a man in the waiting room who was disappearing?

Tell him I can't see him now.

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What do you call Billy's ability to tease his younger brother?

Expertise.

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Why was the lady afraid to get her head measured at sea?

She was afraid of cap sizing.

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What do you have when you remove the red lines?

love

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What vitamin is similar to a girl's Bas Mitzvah?

Vitamin B12

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What happened when the skunk hurt his nose?

It didn't smell anymore.

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Why was Maxine confused about how seriously to take Allen?

She didn't know if he was "Sir Real" or "Surreal".

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What is the coat for an octopus called?

A coat of arms.

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What do you call a polygon with thousands of sides?

A balagon ('overly complicated' in Hebrew)

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If a person is alone on an island, what color does he have with him?

Maroon.

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