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What was Billy's reaction when he saw how many tiers of steps he had to climb to his seat in the last row?

It brought tiers to his eyes.

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Why did Rose like the weekend?

Because the weekdays made her weak, and the weekend made her strong again.

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What is this picture saying?

Crime is out of the question.

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Why did Oliver sit on a ball in his office?

He wanted to show that he was really on the ball.

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What's so special about Willy the window washer?

He never missed work for 37 years - the longest streak ever.

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What do sales people do when they make big sales?

They have a sell-abration.

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Come Precious...it's time for dinner!

Not right meow.

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If a scientist no longer finds a theory as 'testable', how does he now regard it?

He now regards it as 'de-testable'.

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What phrase explains the importance of making a will?

Where there's a will there's a way.

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How was a comedian asked to perform at the Orthopedist's Convention?

Please...humerus.

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Who invented tiny nails?

A guy named Brad.

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Why couldn't the koala bear be a doctor?

He wasn't koala-fied.

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