Pictures:

Why was Emily reluctant to use a tractor on her farm?

Because it didn't attract her.

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What is this a picture of?

Air Bee and Bee

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Why did the painting need to rest?

Because after a long day, it was fading.

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What is a husband and wife called in Czechoslovakia?

Czech mate.

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What did Ben say when the tanks came and saved his village during the war?

Tanks.

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What did Reggie name his band?

The Regimen

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Why do you really have to hand it to short people?

Because otherwise, they can't reach it themselves.

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What does a hiker sleep on?

A nap-sack.

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How did Max react when his wife served fish for supper 6 days in a row?

He said, "There's something fishy about this".

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Why can't you go hungry at the beach?

Because of the sand which is there.

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What did Barry say when he was told about a newsstand that he didn't know about?

That's news to me.

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How did the wife tell her husband she was expecting triplets?

She began with a pregnant pause.

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