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How do you describe pulling a penny out of the sewer?

The ascent of a cent with a scent.

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Why are ticks in Rome full of love?

Because they are romantics.

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How did Jacob feel about Rivka's borther Lavan when he worked for Lavan for 20 years?

He felt that Lavan wasn't lovin'.

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Why was the elephant that lived in Manhattan depressed?

It couldn't find work, so it felt ir-elephant.

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Why was the newborn baby bored?

Because his mother just bore him.

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What was Pandora guilty of?

Out of the box thinking.

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What information is in an Art History book?

Artifacts.

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What organic compounds are similar to people who like teenagers?

Proteins.

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How can psychiatrists charge so much?

Because people have to be crazy to pay those rates.

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Why did Beverly Teak's niece make her feel elderly?

Her niece called her Aunt Teak.

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What is the vegetable of choice for most percussionists?

Beets, of course.

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What is a horror movie about a watch that goes crazy?

Seiko

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