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What is a lawyer's favorite girl's name?

Sue.

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What happened when Sam lost the sheet listing his debits and credits?

He lost his balance.

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When John learned to play a musical instrument with his ear, what was the result?

He could play it by ear.

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What part of a river has the most money?

The river bank.

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What do you call a very heavy bird that you carry?

A bird-en.

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After his cold, why did Phil feel like a pony?

Becauses he was a little hoarse.

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Which medical specialty focuses on interior design for hospitals?

Roomitology

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Why don't vegetarian's fight with each other?

Because they don't want to have a beef with each other.

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What was Genghis Kahn's attitude that made him successful?

He was Kahn-fident.

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What did Betty call the fish meals that she loved eating?

Delicious fishes.

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Why did Fred often touch the four quarters he kept in his pocket?

To remind himself that sometimes change is hard.

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Why was Bob upset when he got a fine?

He didn't think it was fine at all.

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