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Why did the leopard go the empty parking lot and go from one parking space to another?

It wanted to prove wrong those said it couldn't change its spots.

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Why did Bill bring a hammer to the party?

He thought it might be useful to break the ice during conversations.

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How did Sandra feel about half the numbers when she was learning arithmetic?

She thought they were odd.

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What did the doctor say to the sick person who was too much in a rush?

I'll be doctor, you be patient.

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What do psychologists and accountants both say?

It's important to be positive.

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What is it called when people make big letters on the ground?

Typography topography.

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What do you call a very young bee?

A bay bee.

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What did the first humans say to each other?

"You man".

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Why did Arnold fly in a plane over the North Pole?

He wanted to get over a cold.

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What do you call it when everyone in a group hears and believes the same thing?

A heard mentality.

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How can you hold air?

By holding your breath.

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Why do female sheep often have an identity crisis?

Because they think, "I am a ewe".

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