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Why did Bill start working at the factory that makes incense?

Because it made sense.

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What is similar between a tile salesman and a lizard?

One is a tile rep, and the other is a reptile.

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Why didn't Martha mind that she had a run in her stockings?

She figured it didn't really matter in the long run.

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What is a break in a wall that is very smart?

A wisecrack.

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What is this optician doing?

He's seeing eye to eye with his patient.

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How did Mr. and Mrs. Jones feel about their tax bill?

They felt under attacks.

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When Matthew Gen was knighted, why did people think he was a doctor?

Because people called him Sir Gen.

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What are "octopy"?

Pizzas topped with calamari.

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Why did the insulted person steal a fence?

Because he took offense.

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Will the door squeak when it's opened and closed?

That hinges on whether it is oiled.

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Why did Sam sing while he built houses?

He wanted to build them soundly.

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What is a Tyrannosaurus Rex that is nervous?

A nervous Rex.

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