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How did John feel when his alarm clock woke him up?

He found it alarming.

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What did the doctor's wife say when his new practice was slow?

You just need more practice in your new practice, and you need patience for more patients.

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What is the proper way to greet a hand truck?

Hello dolly!

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What do you call online support for barbers?

Eclips

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What did the Design major do when he wasn't accepted to the program?

He went back to the drawing board.

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What liquid is able to run?

Running water.

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What can be said about the determination of these ladies?

They are knitty-gritty.

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What are people called who have a tendency to act on a whim?

Whim-men.

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What happend when Max tripped over the boxes of glass jars?

He found it jarring.

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What is the difference between a building under construction and a flashlight?

The building uses heavy beams, and a flashlight uses light beams.

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What is ironic when we eat food because we don't want it to go to waste?

Often that's the food that DOES go to waist.

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What is similar between a house of worship and Swiss cheese?

They're both holy.

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