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Shane Ronay
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How to people from this country justify where they were born?

They must Peruv it.

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Shane Ronay
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How did the medical student choose Ophthalmology as a specialty?

He researched his options, and the eyes had it.

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Akiva Lane
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What did the Jones family say after they found their dog named Spot?

We spotted the spot where Spot was, by spotting his spot!

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Akiva Lane
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How did Jim feel when he thought he was losing his marbles?

He felt marble-less.

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Yehuda Lane
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How do cows buy things?

Through a cattle-log.

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Shane Ronay
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Do people enjoy recycling so many items?

Sort of.

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Akiva Lane
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What is something that many bathrooms don't have?

A bath.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did the person who smoked too much go to Istanbul on a cold day right after Thanksgiving?

Because he wanted to go cold Turkey.

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Why did people find this very alarming?

They thought it was egg stream.

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Akiva Lane
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What is the name of a locksmith store where the locksmith has blond hair

Goldi Locks.

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Akiva Lane
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Why was the athlete with a very bad cold very sad?

His nose was running more than he was.

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Shane Ronay
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What did Larry name his new ink and toner business?

Ink, Inc.

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