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Where can you go when you're tired?

You can go to bed and go to sleep.

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How did the 2 robbers work together?

They would co-robberate.

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What did Jim do when the bully challenged him to a debate?

He just walked away, and didn't take de bait.

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Why did Sir Edmund Hillary climb Mt. Everest?

He took a peek at the peak, and it piqued his interest.

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How did Elliot's investment in the chicken farm work out?

It took him a while to re-coop his investment.

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What did Jim call his life after he decided not to major in math?

The aftermath.

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Why was the singer on a strict diet?

She had to be concerned with both musical scales and other scales.

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Does therapy often cost a lot?

Yes, but you can keep the change.

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How is time like an insect?

It tends to creep up on you.

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What do you call someone who is always drinking coffee?

A caf-fiend.

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What city in the universe is where you can get a good education?

Universe City.

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What did Beth say when she saw icebergs from her boat?

I see icy ice seas.

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