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How did they describe the situation where the band's bass players were drunk?

The basses were loaded.

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When one spouse says, 'I've had it up to here', what can the other spouse say?

What is 'it' and where is 'here'?

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What's another name for the period leading up to the dot com bubble bursting?

The com before the storm.

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What do you call a tank that uses AI?

A think tank.

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What did the young man and woman eskimos have to do on their first date?

Break the ice.

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Where does a mountain hiker sleep?

On bedrock.

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What is a berry that doesn't tell the truth about its books?

A lie berry.

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Why was Bill on the lookout for alligators?

Because lately he had been swamped with work.

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Why didn't Gary want to walk too far for ideas?

Because then they would be far-fetched.

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What is a noun that makes money?

A pro noun.

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Why is being grateful the best investment?

It always appreciates.

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How would you describe Luke Skywalker if he's not that friendly?

Luke warm.

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