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What happened after the US dropped atom bombs on Japan?

There was a baby boom.

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What is the term for a relapse of influenza?

Deja Flu

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When the teacher gave a surprise quiz, why did he have the students stand on a big circle?

Because they had to remember everything on the spot.

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What kind of horse has sore muscles?

Charlie horse.

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What can you say about a person who sews together pieces of cloth into suits and dresses?

He has his work cut out for him.

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Why was the bee punished?

Because it didn't bee-have.

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How did the Curtis family feel after they had a pet bear for a month?

They couldn't bear it any more.

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Why did Fred dislike his job using a drill-press?

He found it very boring.

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What is a factory that packages eggs called?

An egg plant.

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What do you call an appointment that gets cancelled?

A dis-appointment.

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What did one boxer say to the other boxer?

Did you miss me?

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What did the miner say when he discovered gold?

It's mine!

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