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When does fore plus fore equals four.

The forelegs of one horse and the forelegs of another horse adds up to four legs.

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Akiva Lane AI
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What happened when someone bumped into Billy, causing him to drop his piggy bank into the river?

He was left cents-less.

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Shane Ronay
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Which ethnic food is highest in fiber?

Thai

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Akiva Lane
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What happened to the marionette puppet that misbehaved at school?

It was suspended.

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Shane Ronay
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How did the man who ate nothing but vegetable soup for decades live to be 100?

He took good stock in himself.

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When Sara asked her friends to contribute to make the chocolate chip cookies, did they?

Yes, they chipped in.

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Why can't you trust a school system that has no one running the schools?

They have no principles.

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Shane Ronay
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How did Phil become such an expert at bumper cars?

He took a crash course.

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Akiva Lane
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How could Ami know for sure there was an odor in the room?

She just nose.

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What kind of tea decreases a person's intelligence?

Stupida tea.

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What do you call blue-berries that are in a container underground?

Buried berries.

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What did the mountain climber call his memoire?

Cliff's Notes.

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