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What is considered reasonable at the UN?

Things that are un-reasonable.

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What is someone called who can't stop weaving on a loom?

A loomatic.

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What word means both 'large' and 'disgusting'?

Gross

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What did the disorganized actor knew that he had to do?

He had to get his act together.

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Why did Martha lose weight when she ate vegetables?

Because they took away her appetite.

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What runs but stays in the same place?

A nose, a watch, and a faucet.

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Which fruit cannot be consumed as a single entity?

A pair

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Why didn't the mother want her son to listen to the radio too much?

She didn't want him to become too radio-active.

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What's good about using lion bookends?

Then you can read between the lions.

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Was there any limit to how good the costumes would be at the costume ball?

Disguise the limit.

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What seven letter word for a tree has all 5 vowels?

Sequoia

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What is common with the words Human and Humor?

They both begin with a focus on the word 'You'.

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