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What month should you be careful not to buy fake jewelry?

Jewel lie.

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What was Jim's reaction when the other poker player wanted to deal the cards?

Well, it's not ideal.

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What flower is named after a part of the head?

Tulips.

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What can you say about a person who learns to say no?

That now he knows.

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What did Ben say when the tanks came and saved his village during the war?

Tanks.

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What award did Frank Lloyd Wright win with this design?

A stairing contest

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How did Bill feel after he spent time crushing soda cans?

It was soda pressing.

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What is a child called that walks and talks?

A walkie talkie.

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Did Arlene like the new vacuum cleaner?

She thought it sucks.

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Why is this very useful?

Because people say they'll do things when they get a round tuit.

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How did the recession affect the company that made air conditioners?

It took the wind out of their sales.

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What does a baker with a high IQ bake?

Smart cookies.

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