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When Joe visited Alaska, how did he respond when he was told 'Be careful about the grizzly bears'.

He said, "I'll bear that in mind".

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What do air conditioning installers do to save space?

They get all their ducts lined up.

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What city gets its name because of its importance in the Universe?

University

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Why did Marty want to be an electrician?

He thought it would be an electrifying experience.

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What is similar between certain blood types and a spelling error?

One is a type-O, and the other is a typo.

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What does Sue do all day?

Sue

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What is the motto of a store that sends packaged liver to customers?

We deliver de liver.

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When Matthew Gen was knighted, why did people think he was a doctor?

Because people called him Sir Gen.

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Why was Bobby's mother concerned with he came home from school with this sheet of paper?

He came home with a black 'i'.

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Which king was this?

Edward IV - he had a short reign.

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What is it called when you tell something to your grandmother?

Tell a gram.

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How are computer disk drives different than car traffic?

It's good when disk drives are backed up, but it's not good when traffic is backed up.

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