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What country is similar to a runner that just finished a race?

Iran

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What do you call Billy's ability to tease his younger brother?

Expertise.

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Why did the prisoner ask the judge to put words on a train?

Because he wanted the judge to commute his sentence.

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Why was the doctor (who nobody went to) eager to retire?

Because he no longer had any patience.

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What happened when shipping containers with materials for making shoes sank?

There were thousands of lost soles.

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Why didn't Betty want to talk about the bed that her dog Dignity was sleeping on?

She felt it was beneath her dignity.

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What is the motto of someone who eats just a little too much?

Eat, drink, and be merry, for tomorrow we diet.

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Why was the telegraph operator very careful when sending the messages in Morse code?

He didn't want to do anything that might cause re-Morse.

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Where can you buy black markers?

The black market.

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Two women named Annette auditioned as flamenco dancers, but the director couldn't decide which to choose. What did he do?

He cast Annettes

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What do you call a closet filled with bottles of water?

A water closet.

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What are our great-grandfathers called?

Our four fathers.

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