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What is it called when a fusion nuclear reaction starts acting unpredictably?

Con-fusion.

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Why did the bartender put rolls on the bar next to the drinks?

His motto was 'Roll with the punches'.

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What's the combination of a man and a lima bean?

A human bean.

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Why did Max pick up his glass of wine?

He wanted to lift his spirits.

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How did Bertha feel about the numbers 3, 5, 7, and 9?

She thought they were odd.

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How did Oedipus feel after he found out what he had done?

He felt like an Oedipus wreck.

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What did the sculptor do before he sculpted the subject's head?

He had to plan a head.

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Why did the family put a big painting in their living room?

They wanted to get better at seeing the big picture.

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What are shoes made from bananas called?

Slippers

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Why couldn't serfs get ahead during the Middle Ages?

Life was feudal.

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Why did George make a large model of a dime?

Because he wanted to learn how to fall asleep on a dime.

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What is the difference between being united and being untied.

Getting 'it' backwards.

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