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What bird should learn better manners in terms of how to treat others?

The mockingbird.

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When the new driver felt he was driving too fast, what was very confusing to him?

He didn't know if he should slow down or slow up.

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Which psychiatry specialty deals with bizarre behavior?

Off-the-wall-ogy

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What do employment recruiters and cannibals have in common?

They're both called head hunters.

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What is it called when you wave to someone with a small gesture?

A micro wave.

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What country is similar to a runner that just finished a race?

Iran

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What did the waiter say when the customer sent the food back to the kitchen?

Thanks for the feedback.

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What part of the body do military people try to avoid?

De feet.

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How did the family feel after a great day at the amusement park?

They didn't want anything to dispel the spell.

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How would you refer to your dog-sitting neighbor that lost your pet?

Your dog gone neighbor.

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What do you call it when the mother and midwife work hard together to give birth to a baby?

A labor union.

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What is it called when people make big letters on the ground?

Typography topography.

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