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Mendy Zeiger
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What’s the difference between a vegan and a computer programmer?

One is disgusted by a rack of lamb, and the other is disgusted by a lack of RAM.

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Akiva Lane
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Why was the ballet teacher considered to be so good?

She really kept her students on their toes.

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Dovid Lane
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How do you describe a fancy plane?

It's on a different plain.

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Akiva Lane
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What is it called when a boy in the family sets the table?

The setting son.

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Akiva Lane
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What kind of art do father's like?

Pop art.

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Akiva Lane AI
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What is this man trying to do?

He's trying to make ends meet.

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Akiva Lane
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What is a sharp, clever woman called?

A shrewd shrew.

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Akiva Lane
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What did Goldie Jones call her lock company?

Goldie Locks.

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Akiva Lane
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What do the words pigment, canvas, and paintbrush all have in common?

They are all terms of art.

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Yehuda Lane
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What does lettuce say when it rains?

Lettuce grow.

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Shane Ronay
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What did his kids say when their father told them they were eating lamb?

Ewe!

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Shane Ronay
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What happens when parents from Asia spin their children?

They become dis-Oriented

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