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How did the baseball player feel about baseballs that land close to home plate?

He felt they were hitting too close to home.

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Why is it important that ducks learn to fly at an early age?

Because before they learn to fly they are just sitting ducks.

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Why do courthouses attract the most audiophiles?

Because of the "hearings".

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How do you summarize the difference between buying in a store or buying on the internet?

You're on line, or you're online.

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Why didn't the cafeteria label their trays A, B, C, D, etc?

Because the second one would be 'betray'.

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What is similar between a mother with a child and furniture that stores clothes?

They are both dressers.

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How would you describe Luke Skywalker if he's not that friendly?

Luke warm.

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Why did Max fire his accountant?

Because Max told him he wanted the business to be liquid, and the accountant thought he said 'liquidated'.

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How did Bill feel when the day was so busy that he couldn't get any rest?

He felt restless.

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What is it called when carpets are dropped out of planes?

Carpet bombing.

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Why did Marty become a bartender?

He was so wild as a kid, people said he would end up behind bars.

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What was Fred's reaction when someone suggested that he become a chiropracter?

He was taken aback.

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