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Abe Kiss
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What do you say to a dog when you give it a bone to chew on?

Bone appetit.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did the person who smoked too much go to Istanbul on a cold day right after Thanksgiving?

Because he wanted to go cold Turkey.

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Shane Ronay
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What type of shop specializes in watch components that are accurate up to the minute?

A second-hand store.

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Shane Ronay
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What was the policeman's response when Bill said he was speeding to get to his yoga class?

He thought it was a stretch.

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Akiva Lane
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What kind of horse has sore muscles?

Charlie horse.

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Akiva Lane
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What state was Maxine in when she found out that a person has 100,000 miles of blood vessels?

She was in a state of awe.

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Shane Ronay
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What's this man's problem?

He has an axe to grind.

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Akiva Lane
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What can be the problem with a dynasty?

The word ends with nasty.

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Akiva Lane
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What is it called when a prisoner sends a text message?

Con-text.

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Yehuda Lane
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Why do mice like being photographed?

They like it when the photographer says, 'Say cheese'.

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Shane Ronay
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why did the man make window blinds from potato peels?

He heard they were a nightshade.

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Akiva Lane
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Why should a person not use black envelopes?

People mind think it's black mail.

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