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Why can't you trust a school system that has no one running the schools?

They have no principles.

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What color coat is like a bee?

A yellow jacket.

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What sentence commemorates how Isaac, Jacob, and Moses met their wives.

Well, well, well.

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What did Jimmy say when he couldn't go out to play because it was raining?

When it rains, it bores.

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How do you describe that the bark of a tree doesn't taste as good as its fruit?

It's bark is worse than it's bite.

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What's it called if you spend loads of time with loads of friends?

Frenzy.

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What did the midwife say to the woman starting to give birth?

Please bear with me.

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Why did Jeff like playing basketball, soccer, and baseball?

When he was doing these activities, he was having a ball.

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What gift does the soccer player not like to receive?

He doesn't like ties, he prefers to get victories.

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How do you distinguish between a numerator and denominator?

There's a fine line between the two.

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What is the hardest thing about making a sidewalk?

The cement.

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What's a good name for a plumbing supply distributor?

Sink Inc.

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