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What do you call a wine bottle that is in the shape of a letter O?

A wine-o.

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Why did the prisoner ask the judge to put words on a train?

Because he wanted the judge to commute his sentence.

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What are some 3 letter roles for people that are spelled the same backwards and forwards, showing they have to be flexible?

MOM, DAD, and TOT

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Why was the uncle's wife nervous?

She was feeling 'auntsy'.

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Why did Trump remove the restrictions on plastic straws?

Because in terms of government intervention, it was the last straw.

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What kind of headlines do people not like to see?

The ones in their forehead, because it indicates worry and tension.

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What involves running, but can take place in just the kitchen?

Running out of food.

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How did the Teddy Bear feel after dinner?

It felt stuffed.

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What is a required course for train designers?

Pullmonology

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When everyone quit the baseball league except Joe, why wasn't Joe upset?

Because now he was in a league all by himself.

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Which college shows the most compassion to fire victims?

Aw, burn University

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What is ironic about The Flat Earth Society?

Their members are all around the globe.

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