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Moshe Sherizen
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Why couldn't the leopard play hide and seek?

Because he was always spotted.

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call a crockpot that is broken?

A crackpot.

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Akiva Lane
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What are the coolest inventions?

The air conditioner and the refrigerator.

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Why was the investor's nickname 'Yeast'?

Because wherever he put bread, it would rise.

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Dovid Lane
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What did the cosmetics company do when customers complained about some impure ingredients?

They wanted to make up with the customers about the make up of the makeup.

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Moshe Sherizen
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Why didn't Joe buy camouflage trousers at the store?

He couldn't find them.

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Akiva Lane
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How did John like his job as a bartender?

He found it very pouring.

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How was Bob able to eat donuts so quickly?

He was good at out-of-the-box thinking.

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How do you describe someone who pretends to eat something?

He's ingesting in jest.

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How did cell phones get their name?

Because if we're not careful, they can imprison us.

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What can you say about an old couch that was fixed?

It was in bad shape, but now it's recovered.

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What do you call male child of a purse?

A purse son.

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