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What did Betty call the fish meals that she loved eating?

Delicious fishes.

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What letter of the alphabet is similar to a person with a split personality?

W

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What is the person called who cleans the white board every day?

Chairman of the board.

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Why did Jim always set a limit in his mind before bidding at an auction?

He thought that otherwise it might become morbid.

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What is Martha's parrot's name, if its second name is Esther?

Polly Esther.

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How did Billy feel when he blew out the candles on his birthday cake?

He was delighted.

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How are a salad and a Paris bathroom similar?

They both accommodate French dressing.

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What do you call a pencil too short to sharpen anymore?

A point of no return.

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My friend says people think that he is egotistical.

I told him not to have his "I" out for them.

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What does Sudafed mean?

Bringing litigation against a government official.

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Where are the remnants of Noah's Ark kept?

In the Arkive.

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Why was the tourist dropped off on a deserted island?

He requested an isle seat.

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