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What do you call a hippie who is a phony?

A hippie-crit.

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Why was this man being treated intervenously?

He had severe poison i.v.

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How can you hold air?

By holding your breath.

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How did the "Closed" sign read at the smoke shop?

Close...but no cigar!

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What bread is similar to money that was gotten illegally?

Sour dough.

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How do you translate MS/DOS from Hebrew to English?

Honest Thinking (Emes Das)

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Why was the young mathematician encouraged when computing the formula of circles?

He was told it was easy as pi.

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What party did they have in the basement flea-market?

A cellar seller cele-bration.

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Where you can get chicken broth in bulk?

The stock market

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Why was Alan not sure he liked playing trumpet in the band?

Because afterwards he felt like he blew it.

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What did Bill's father answer when Bill asked if he understood what an eclipse is?

No, son.

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What did Jay say when there was an explosion at his factory?

"Let the chips fall where they may".

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