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What was Betty's reaction when the recipe called for stirring the batter?

She kept on stirring until she went batty and stir crazy.

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Why did Jeff like playing basketball, soccer, and baseball?

When he was doing these activities, he was having a ball.

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How did Matteo feel about being a soccer fan?

It was fan-tastic.

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What do you say when something valuable falls into a well by mistake?

Oh, well.

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What types of phones do prisoners use in prison?

Cell phones.

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How do we know that the army of Turkey is brave?

So people know that they are not chicken.

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What's good advice when photographing celestial beings?

Be sure you get the best angel.

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What is it called when Charlie talked with his Grandmother every week?

Tele-gram.

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What fairy tale is about using puns in rap music?

Rap-pun-zel.

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Why is it difficult to build submarines?

Whatever you build is sub-standard.

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Why did the cybercriminal stop, and get a real job?

He couldn't hack it.

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Why did the bar have a very tall ceiling?

Because it wanted the customers to have less of a hangover.

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