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What happens to old Texas Rangers who can no longer serve?

They become de-ranged

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What happened when the pitcher practicing in the gym threw a ball that hit the fuse box?

It became pitch dark.

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Why was the dolphin depressed?

It felt it had no porpoise in life.

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What do you call someone who steals dishes from a housewares store?

Dish-honest.

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What did the doctor say to the sick person who was too much in a rush?

I'll be doctor, you be patient.

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What do you call someone who is against hypocrisy?

A faux foe.

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What happens to a person whose drinking leads him to committing crimes?

He goes from drinking bars to jail bars.

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Why is it recommended to use down settings?

Because it's good to avoid upsettings.

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What was the message on the chiropractor's answering machine?

We'll get BACK to you.

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What is ironic about Greenland and Iceland?

Greenland is mainly ice, and Iceland is mainly green.

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What is it called if someone rebels against the trees?

Tree-son.

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Why did the telephone wires want to go to a therapist?

Because they were high strung.

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