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What is this person saying?

Shoe fly, don't bother me.

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Why did Charles find a box of chocolates when he checked into his hotel room?

Because it was a suite.

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What did Reggie name his band?

The Regimen

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What did Beth answer when Phil asked for a second date?

OK, I'll try a re-Phil.

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What is the difference between being united and being untied.

Getting 'it' backwards.

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What type of log is slow and delayed?

The back-log.

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What happened when Max’s wife asked him to get plums from the grocery store?

He plum forgot.

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Why is wine part of religious ceremonies?

Because it's De' vine.

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Why are fast runners good looking?

Because they are dashing.

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Why did the CEO have all the corporate planes painted red?

He didn't want them to be too plane.

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Which psychology specialty focuses on dealing with others?

Yourology

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What did the painter say when told he was supposed to paint the ship WHITE - not navy blue?

Oops - I blue it.

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