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What do you call an ambulance for aligators?

Gator Aid.

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How did Max feel about pulling his old couch to the junkyard?

It was such a drag.

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What do you call a group of crying babies?

A whinery.

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Why didn't Fred accept rides with other people, and preferred to walk?

Because he didn't want to be taken for a ride.

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Why was the air traffic contoller fired?

Because he didn't know what was flying.

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How did Martha feel about going back to work on Monday?

It was a weak day.

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Shane Ronay
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How do you know if a commercial zip line is safe?

It complies with the Zip Code.

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What happens if fowl don't build nests for winter?

They go cold turkey.

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Akiva Lane
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Why was Betty so surprised when a blue car drove up and her friend stepped out?

Because it came out of the blue.

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Moshe Sherizen
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What happened to the magician driving down the street?

He turned into a driveway.

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How did diners at the Chinese restaurant react to the LED lighting?

They asked the waiters if they could Dim Sum.

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Dovid Lane
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What is a coat with only sleeves called?

A coat of arms.

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