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What word is spelled incorrectly in the dictionary?

The word 'incorrectly'.

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Which field of study is best for life coaches to major in?

Pathology

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Why couldn't the leopard play hide and seek?

Because he was always spotted.

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What did one boxer say to the other boxer?

Did you miss me?

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Do people gain weight as they get older?

If they do, it's a waist of time.

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What part of an animal allows it to conceal itself?

It's hide.

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How do baseball players keep in touch with each other?

They touch base with each other.

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How did Melinda like the movie about sponges that live in the ocean?

She found it very absorbing.

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What do you call a roof made of seal skins?

A seal-ing.

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What do you call a theatre with chickens?

Fowl play.

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Why did Jim want to be a farmer?

He thought he would dig it.

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What is it called when someone had a good date, and tells you about it?

An update.

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