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When Bob went camping, why did he avoid touching the tents?

He didn't want to feel tents.

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What did Max say when the mechanic said he must fix the car brakes?

Those are the breaks.

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What is this pitcher doing?

He's pitching a tent.

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What line is the conclusion?

The bottom line.

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How do you describe someone in the Middle ages throwing his wig in the air when he inherited money?

The heir threw his hair in the air, and he flipped his wig.

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What's does track & field have in common with a Polish bank?

They both have Pole vaults.

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How did Alice feel when the point of her pencil often broke?

She thought, 'What's the point of using pencils? I'll use pens instead.'

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How did Beth feel about all the knots in her hair?

She was knot happy.

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What organic compounds are similar to people who like teenagers?

Proteins.

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What did farmer Bill Rath call the grapes that grew in his vineyard?

Grapes of Rath.

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What is the difference between an accountant and a psychologist?

An accountant deals with invoices, and a psychologist deals with inner voices.

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When John proposed to Joan, what playing card did he look like to Joan?

The King of Hearts.

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