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Why did Debra Smith come up with exactly 1,263 famous idioms?

That's all she wrote.

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When is it not good to be positive?

When taking a covid test.

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'Mer' in French means the sea. Why didn't Jules want to visit the sea at night?

That would be a night mer.

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Where did Maxine put her nail files?

In the filing cabinet.

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Why did Bob join the tug-of-war team?

He wanted to meet people who had a lot of pull.

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After working for 40 years, why didn't Joe want new tires on his car?

He wasn't ready to re-tire.

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How do you convey to someone that you feel connected to them as a human being?

You manity.

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What is a person from the planet Noyd?

Annoyed.

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What do you call someone who is against hypocrisy?

A faux foe.

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Where do mathematicians go on vacation?

Times Square

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What is it called when an iceberg gives a waiter a nice tip?

The tip of the iceberg.

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When Martha was quiet when she found out she was pregnant, what was that called?

A pregnant silence.

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