Pictures:

Akiva Lane
General
Picture

How did Sam feel when he left the Far East?

He felt dis-oriented.

84
Shane Ronay
General
Picture

How did the man who ate nothing but vegetable soup for decades live to be 100?

He took good stock in himself.

372
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

What was Judy's reaction when the milk spilled on the floor?

No use crying over spilled milk.

606
Akiva Weiss
General
Picture

What does a duck wear to his wedding?

A ducksedo.

2515
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

What did the large fan say to the girl holding it?

I'm one of your biggest fans.

565
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

What interpersonal skill is named after a Greek legend?

Apollo gize.

2205
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

Are there cows that can produce grape juice?

No, that's udderly ridiculous.

2652
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

Why did Jim and Beth take one evening a week from their family life to eat dates?

Because that was their date night.

322
Shane Ronay
General
Picture

Did you hear about the lawsuit between NBA players and the league?

It was a basket case.

1271
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

What do you call a successful young man that hardly ever sleeps?

A son that never sets.

696
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

What do you call someone in a doctor's office that is in a hurry to see the doctor.

Im-patient.

3174
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

What kind of angle has the most confidence?

A right angle.

2785