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How did the punster feel about making so many anatomy puns?

He made no bones about it.

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What is a break in a wall that is very smart?

A wisecrack.

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What did Arnie lose, that made him unable to speak?

He lost his voice.

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When the customer asked for coffee without milk, what was the response of the waitress?

I'm sorry, we're out of milk, you'll have to have it without cream.

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Does the manufacturer make much money from selling these?

Nah, they make peanuts.

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Why was Sandy sure that her daughter would become an actress?

Because every time she didn't get her way, she would make a scene.

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What postage is similar to a woman giving birth?

Special delivery.

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What is the trend called where people take pieces of coal with them on dates?

Carbon dating.

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Which U.S. Army battalion drives up to and then crawls under barbed-wire fences?

Jeepers Creepers

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What did the children say when given these?

Ooh...goody, goody gumdrops!

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What is it called when husbands tell puns to their wives?

Pun-ishment.

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What do you call billiard balls 1, 3, 5, 7, 9, 11, 13, and 15?

Odd balls.

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