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Why is there a school in England that teaches people about different types of plates?

Because they feel that it's important for people to know their plates.

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What did the clock repairman say when you asked when the talking clock will be fixed?

Time will tell.

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What kind of tea protects you when you buy something?

Warren Tea.

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What do you call a cat that steals things?

A feline felon.

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Why did Paul put on his glasses when working with his team?

To make sure everyone was clear.

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What is it called when lawyers make mistakes in the courtroom?

Trial and error.

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What is a horror movie about a watch that goes crazy?

Seiko

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What is it called if sugar cane rebels against a farmer?

The cane mutiny.

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What is it called when someone is anxious about the future?

Future tense.

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Why did the CEO move the company from the 3rd floor to the 4th floor?

Because he wanted to take the company to the next level.

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How did the Head of Engineering at MIT get his job?

By being a roads scholar

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What flower is named after a part of the head?

Tulips.

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