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How do some people deal with eating leftovers on Black Friday?

They go cold turkey.

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How did Maxine fold up her laptop?

She folded the screen down.

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What did Bill say when Max wanted to kill a bug that landed on Bill's watch?

You're not going to do that on my watch.

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What was the best advice that Benjamin Franklin ever got?

People told him to go fly a kite.

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A 5 o'clock shadow.

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What device do psychologists use to measure positive emotions?

An Oh!dometer

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How did Bill feel when he was preparing his taxes?

He felt the taxes were attacks.

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What do you call a seamstress that doesn't know how to sew?

A seemstress.

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What do you call a gorilla that makes pottery?

Hairy Potter

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What is a book about Elon Musk and Henry Ford called?

Auto Biography.

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What did the mother do whose son chewed on an electrical cord?

She grounded him until he conducted himself properly.

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Why did Billy ask to borrow his friend's shoes?

Because he was told not to judge someone until you stand in their shoes.

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