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What happened to Cynthia when she was in Hollywood and hit her head?

She saw stars.

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Why did Billy have trouble learning to speak using future and past tense?

It made him tense.

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What symbol is written before it is pronounced?

The dollar sign.

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What happened when Phil decided to do a brain transplant?

He changed his mind.

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What are building blocks made from sim cards called?

Sim City.

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After a long winter, how did the tree feel in the spring?

It felt releaved.

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What two letters are used to make a spreadsheet?

XL

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What's an inefficient way to kill ants around your shrubs?

Beat around the bush.

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How did Gary build a successful drainpipe business?

Having his mind in the gutter.

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After the hour and minute hand of a clock, what is the 3rd hand called?

The second hand.

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What flower is named after a dog?

Collie flower.

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How do you describe a school where the students are in charge?

It has no principles.

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