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What is someone called who can't stop weaving on a loom?

A loomatic.

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How holy did Bill feel that Heaven is?

He felt it was wholly holy.

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What are flies that hang around a clock called?

Time flies.

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What bank manager has a white horse near him?

The loan arranger has his horse Silver.

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Who does one who can't figure out their career speak to?

An Occupational Therapist.

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What's the best way to get people to listen to you?

It's a heeded discussion.

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What letter and number combination precedes everything else?

B4

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Is it better to study for longer or shorter periods of time?

Either way, the answer is "know"

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What is the thinnest coat?

A coat of paint.

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What was Bill's reaction when he got hit in the head with a can of soda?

He felt lucky it was a soft drink.

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Why did Joe use so much weather stripping?

He opposed the draft.

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What did the lottery operator do when a group of actors won the lottery?

She counted her lucky stars.

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