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What do you call a sick lawyer?

ill legal.

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Akiva Lane
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Did Sodom and Gomorrah deserve their punishment?

Moral less.

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Moshe Sherizen
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What gets wetter the more it dries.

A towel.

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Akiva Lane
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How is the metric system similar to a guy going on a date?

They both involve a 'meet her'.

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Akiva Lane AI
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What is it called when an iceberg gives a waiter a nice tip?

The tip of the iceberg.

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How would you describe Luke Skywalker if he's not that friendly?

Luke warm.

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Akiva Lane
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What can you say about a bagel with a very large hole?

It's hole is bigger than the sum of its parts.

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Shane Ronay
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What was Salvador Dali's favorite breakfast?

Surreal

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Akiva Lane
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What is a sentence that has the words 'the the' right after each other?

I really like the The North Face jacket.

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Where do boots go to rest and have fun in the summer?

Boot camp.

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Why did Ed swim to the very bottom of his swimming pool?

He had a problem with the pool, and he wanted to get to the bottom of it.

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What is something that someone catches, that then causes something else to run?

When a person catches a cold, their nose starts to run.

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