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How did Jim express that he wasn't against learning poetry?

I'm not averse to learning a verse.

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How did the students of the brilliant physics professor refer to him?

Dr. Know.

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What is the difference between the left and right side of this picture?

On the left are walnuts, and on the right are off-the-wall nuts.

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What did the husband say when he brought his wife flowers?

This bud's for you.

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What's another name for Shakespeare in the Park, that does not charge an entrance fee?

Free Will.

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How is Elon Musk similar to the Lone Ranger?

After dealing with him, they ask, 'Who was that Musk man'?

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When Anne's mother suggested that she learn how to play bridge, what was Anne's response?

I'll cross that bridge when I come to it.

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Which type airplane do people like to stare at?

A Leer Jet.

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What room grows on a dead tree?

A mushroom.

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Why don't ATM machines provide quarters?

It doesn't make cents.

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What do you call a story about wet Yankee uniforms?

Damp Yankees.

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What did the chiropractor say when he started working on a patient?

Welcome back.

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