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What is Santa Claus's favorite agricultural activity?

Hoe, hoe, hoe.

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What is a movie about the letter O called?

The Vide-O's.

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What was Judy's reaction when the milk spilled on the floor?

No use crying over spilled milk.

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When the teacher gave a surprise quiz, why did he have the students stand on a big circle?

Because they had to remember everything on the spot.

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What do you call memories of stressfull times?

Past tense.

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What is it called when people from France drink wine together?

French toast.

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What happened when the electrician found his mind wandering?

He had a very shocking experience.

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What continent is named after ants?

Antartica.

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A paradigm.

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What do you call someone who is against hypocrisy?

A faux foe.

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What do you call a bruise that is in the side of a beet?

A beet nick.

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What is a pile of cats called?

A meow-ntain

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