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To measure the size of a bagel, how much of the bagel do you include?

You include the whole.

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Mendy Zeiger
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What’s the difference between a vegan and a computer programmer?

One is disgusted by a rack of lamb, and the other is disgusted by a lack of RAM.

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What can be said about Edison's invention of the light bulb?

Both Edison and the light bulb were brilliant.

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Shane Ronay
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How did the honor student fail his Logic course?

He was being unreasonable.

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Dovid Lane
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What are shoes made from bananas called?

Slippers

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Dovid Lane
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What is a clumsy bee called?

A bumble bee.

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Akiva Lane
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How can we know when someone is ready for dating?

When their dating resume is UP TO DATE!

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What did people call their activity of dashing things over the cliffs onto the rocks 100 yards below?

The hundred yard dash.

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What are flies that hang around a clock called?

Time flies.

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Shaya Dubin
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Why didn't the cat go to the doctor?

It was feline fine.

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Akiva Lane
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What day do armies go off to battle?

March forth.

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What jail do bad jokes go to?

The pun-itentiary.

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