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What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet?

Supplies!

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What pictures did the family put on the bedroom curtains?

Pictures of tomatoes and eggplants because they are nightshades.

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Why is each skunk unique?

Because each is distinked.

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What was James Bond's nickname when he travelled a lot?

Vaga Bond

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Which architecture style was used for the new personalized learning center?

Modern Tudor

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What diagnosis caused the man to break his leg by being too anxious?

A stress fracture

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What did Paul McCartney say when a hornet flew into his house and scared people?

Let it bee

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Why are the internal parts of a person called organs?

Because they are very organized.

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What is it called when trumpet players play their trumpets in response to each other?

A toot for a toot.

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What is similar between a place where wine is made and a nursery?

They are both whineries.

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Why did Peter bite into a packet of money?

People told him he should put his money where his mouth is.

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What would be the result if you used incense made from mushrooms?

A mushroom cloud.

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