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What is a dog called that swims back and forth in a pool?

A lap dog.

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When Sharon found an old copy of Crime and Punishment, what was she holding?

A dusty Dostoevsky.

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What are 3 trees called?

A tree-some.

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What do you call ticks that live in a parrot's feathers?

Polly ticks.

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What are the coolest inventions?

The air conditioner and the refrigerator.

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Why were the homeowner's dogs silent when a burglar came and went?

They were hush puppies.

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How did the frog feel after he ate?

He felt very hoppy.

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What is a caveman's favorite meal?

A club sandwich.

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When Stephanie inventeted a way of saying that someone is at the door without ringing a bell, what prize did she win?

The No-Bell prize.

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How did the students of the brilliant physics professor refer to him?

Dr. Know.

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What does superman use to keep the sun from his eyes?

A super visor.

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Do people gain weight as they get older?

If they do, it's a waist of time.

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