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What was the longest mistake in history?

The Roman Error, it lasted 500 years.

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What is always the main topic at the annual Surfing Conference?

Current events.

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What do you say when you see an elephant?

You mongous!

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What do small boats and computers have in common?

They both can be used for fishing using a net.

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If you can get 100 somethings for a penny today, how sure can you be that this will be the price tomorrow?

One hundred per cent.

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How do you describe a cow that is very particular about the food it eats?

It chooses its cud.

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Why didn't the shark eat the Princess?

Because she was spoiled.

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What is a side-trip on a vacation called?

A detour on de tour.

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What excuse can be used by a person who drinks too much?

I'd rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal labotomy.

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What type of tree is this?

A Pair Tree

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Why did he buy his electric car with a credit card?

Because he knew that the car needed to be charged.

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How do weight loss clinics refer to conversations regarding restricted foods?

Ate speech

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