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Why did Liz putting a wedding song as her phone's ring tone?

She wanted a wedding ring.

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What is a sentence that has only the first 5 letters of the alphabet?

A bee C's de E.

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Who oversees decisions at a car alignment company?

The Steering Committee.

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Why don't they sharpen pencils at both ends?

What's the point?

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What was Jose's reaction to his first baseball game?

He was impressed how everyone got up at the start and asked him, 'Jose can you see'?

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Why did a lot of people want to use Alan Richter's bathroom scale?

Because they wanted to know what they weighed on the Richter scale.

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What letter in the alphabet has the highest level of curiosity?

Y

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What can be the problem with a dynasty?

The word ends with nasty.

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How can you help people who are suspicious?

Change the first letter of suspicious from S to A, to make it auspicious.

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Why did Marsha make a knot in the shape of the letter Y?

She figured 'Why not'?

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What do you do when you see waves at a beach?

Wave back.

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Why wasn't Charlotte concerned when she misplaced the basket of turnups?

She figured they would turnup somewhere.

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