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Which Einstein idea concerns family relations?

The Theory of Relativity.

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Is it possible to Google a goose?

Yes, but easier to Google a gaggle.

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What kind of animal tries to keep all the bushes to itself?

A hedgehog.

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What do you call a pencil too short to sharpen anymore?

A point of no return.

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When Mark heard his friend say 'I saw her in this dress', why did he get alarmed?

He thought he said, 'I saw her in distress'.

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What involves sound, but is silent?

A sound sleep.

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What does an orchestra have to do with war?

They both involve violins.

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How is Elon Musk similar to the Lone Ranger?

After dealing with him, they ask, 'Who was that Musk man'?

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Why did Bill order these to wear himself?

He's trying to lose weight through resistance-training.

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How did Max feel about having lice?

It made him feel lousy.

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What will happen if the San Andreas Fault causes an earthquake?

It will be covered by no-fault insurance.

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How did the winner prevail in this competition?

He was on a roll

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