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What is it called when sugar cane rebels against the farmer?

The cane mutiny.

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What letter is good for a cough?

T

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Why are all fish stores in Finland kosher?

Because they have Finns and scales.

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Why did Arthur try to convince his wife that money was very much in style?

Because she was spending it like it was going out of style.

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What are reporters who never retire called?

Permanent press.

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What is an intricate fear of clusters of buildings called?

A complex complex complex.

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What do you call someone who used to be a pert?

An ex-pert.

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What happened when a jar of pickles spilled onto music sheets?

It made sour notes.

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Why did this man put baseball players and prisoners on a scale?

He was weighing the pros and cons.

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What is a stack of watches called?

A watch tower.

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What is it called when people make big letters on the ground?

Typography topography.

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Why don't ATM machines provide quarters?

It doesn't make cents.

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