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Akiva Lane
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What do you call a Jewish congregation in Orange County that tries to focus on their prayers?

Concentrated Orange Jews.

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Shane Ronay
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This is our new dog, Crusty.

All he does is loaf around all day.

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Dovid Lane
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Why did Mrs. Jones put the steaks in the freezer higher than the kids could reach?

Because the steaks were high.

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Akiva Lane
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Why does the calendar have a good social life?

It has a lot of dates.

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Akiva Lane
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Now that the Peter bought a dairy farm, what will he do with it?

He'll milk it for all its worth.

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Akiva Lane
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How did Marty feel when the male deer stopped in front of his car?

The buck stops here.

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Shane Ronay
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What did the surgeon say when the patient asked if he could administer his own anesthesia?

Sure, knock yourself out.

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Akiva Lane
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What did Billy call the money he made from selling thumb tacks?

Income tacks.

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Akiva Lane
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When the camp went camping, what did they call the group that got splinters?

The splinter group.

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Yitzchak Berger
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What happened when Bob re-labled the jars in his wife's spice rack?

He's not in trouble yet, but the thyme is cumin.

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Akiva Weiss
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What happened when the red and blue boats crashed into each other?

They were marooned.

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call a tree that has apples for a pie, and it's root is shaped like a square?

The square root of pie.

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