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What do you have when you remove the red lines?

love

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What was the slogan of the resort on the mountain?

Come up, and calm down.

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When does Friday come before Thursday?

In the dictionary.

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Why is it hard to trust a staircase?

It's always up to something.

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Why was the steam iron that had very little water very tired?

It was running out of steam.

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Why was the math book sad?

Because it had so many problems.

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How did Frank's hitch-hiking trip go?

It went without a hitch.

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The new movie about RVs should be a good one.

I saw the trailer.

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What is the proper way to greet a hand truck?

Hello dolly!

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Why didn't Mike want to go to the supermarket?

He was afraid of the 'eggs aisle'.

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Why wasn't the student's cousin able to pick her up from school?

It wasn't a pparent.

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Why were the wafer cookies sad?

Because their mother was away far.

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