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What US city has 2 male children?

Tuscon, Arizona.

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Why was the small horse limited to merely walking in a straight line?

It was a one-trick-pony.

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What did the new doctor say to the retiring doctor whose practice he bought?

Thanks for your patients.

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In the race, how did the runner's shoes do?

They were all tied.

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What part of a computer screen doesn't speak so nicely?

The cursor.

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What is similar between paying for a meal and ducks?

They both have bills.

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What kind of tea protects you when you buy something?

Warren Tea.

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What is it called when someone drives using an interactive talking GPS device?

ChatGPS

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What word means both 'large' and 'disgusting'?

Gross

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How did the world react to Edison's invention of the electric light bulb?

They thought it was a brilliant idea.

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When Jerry looked at his legs, how did he know that he was eating too much?

His calves had become cows.

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What is special about the sentence "See, yes we can!"

It's YES in 4 languages: Spanish, English, French, and Hebrew

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