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What is a course called where you learn to be a doctor with material you get in the mail?

A post doctorate.

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Why did the family try to get Mark and Sam Enz to stop their argument for 10 years?

It was important to make Enz meet.

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What does the king of England have to do with writing a successful book?

They both involve royalties.

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What are chicken wings that originated in Buffalo New York called?

Buffalo wings.

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How do we always know who a child's mother is?

When she is pregnant and gives birth, it's apparent.

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Why did Bill throw a stone out of the car window whenever he made a turn?

He didn't want to leave any turn un-stoned.

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Why did the leopard go the empty parking lot and go from one parking space to another?

It wanted to prove wrong those said it couldn't change its spots.

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What can we drink to get rid of the golden calf within us?

De-calf coffee.

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Was there any limit to how good the costumes would be at the costume ball?

Disguise the limit.

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Why did Beth get so upset when there was only one straw left in the dining room, and someone else took it?

Because that was the last straw!

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What are these signs called?

Dollar signs.

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What kind of view brings people together?

A rendezvous.

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