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Why did the students love to learn how to spell?

Their teacher was spell binding.

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What is a book called that is a collection of reviews about the movie Psycho?

Psycho Analysis

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What do geese and cars have in common?

They both honk.

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What is happening here?

It's raining cats and dogs.

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What did the king's wife say to the king?

Reign, dear.

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What is someone called who is so good at finding things, that people pay for searching?

Profound.

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What are mens' favorite legume?

Chick peas

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What do you get when your optician is a comedian?

A man who makes a spectacle of himself.

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What are flies that hang around a clock called?

Time flies.

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What do dates and apples have it common?

One comes from a palm tree, the other comes from a pomme tree.

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What is the prettiest angle?

The acute angle.

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Why are we held accountable for what we eat?

Because a person can choose what he chews.

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