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What is a book about Elon Musk and Henry Ford called?

Auto Biography.

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What do you usually don't mind losing?

Weight.

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What can we learn from the fact that the US will no longer be making pennies?

That it no longer has common cents.

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What do you call a rat whose name is Demmik?

Demmik Rat.

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What happened when a tree doctor put the bark of an oak tree on a maple tree?

It didn't work, because he was barking up the wrong tree.

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Why is bread a lot like the sun?

Because it rises in the yeast, and sets in the waist.

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Why is a body of water on the moon crazy?

It's a luna sea.

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When the patient said he had trouble with his memory, how did the doctor respond?

In that case, you pay me up front.

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What 2 letters do you say when you say goodbye to someone?

C U.

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Do horse's owners put a lot in a horse's mouth?

No, just a little bit.

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The new movie about RVs should be a good one.

I saw the trailer.

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What is the waiting area for mens' haircuts called?

The barber queue

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