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Why did Sam get up from bed in the morning?

He decided he wasn't going to take it lying down anymore.

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What's good about using lion bookends?

Then you can read between the lions.

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Why did Bill bring a hammer to the party?

He thought it might be useful to break the ice during conversations.

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Did Sodom and Gomorrah deserve their punishment?

Moral less.

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Which dog breed is the most inherently spoiled?

Rot weilers

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What is it called when a leader demands that everyone kneel down to him?

Tyra-knee.

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Who oversees chickens?

Chicken Tenders

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What is it called when a homeowner tries to stop a foreclosure of his house?

House keeping.

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What is a sentence that has only the first 5 letters of the alphabet?

A bee C's de E.

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What fish did Rivka Chovey become like when her brother had children?

She became Aunt Chovey.

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Why did Sara like cream cheese with her lox?

It was the key and combination that unlocked the taste of the lox.

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What does Sue do all day?

Sue

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