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What did they say about the king who was only 12 inches tall?

He was an excellent ruler.

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What is a motorcycle that attacks people called?

A vicious cycle.

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What kind of insect has a name that indicates that it's always running away?

The flea.

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What do you call a bee that can’t make up its mind?

A maybe.

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What does lettuce say when it rains?

Lettuce grow.

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What can you say about a broken drinking fountain?

It's out of order and out of water.

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What's worse than a strong reprimand?

An icy stair.

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What do you call online support for barbers?

Eclips

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Is basting a real stitch?

Mmm...sew-sew.

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What is the electric company in Qatar called?

Electric Qatar.

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How did the comb feel after it had its teeth made thinner?

It felt fine.

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Who was Alexander Graham Belsky?

The first telephone Pole

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