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How can you help people who are suspicious?

Change the first letter of suspicious from S to A, to make it auspicious.

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Which fruit has a Y chromosome?

BOYSenberries

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Why was Mrs. Jones always looking under her son's bed?

She was hoping that there might be something new under the son.

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What does lettuce say when it rains?

Lettuce grow.

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After a long winter, how did the tree feel in the spring?

It felt releaved.

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What happened when a jar of pickles spilled onto music sheets?

It made sour notes.

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What is candy in the shape of trains called?

Chew-chew trains.

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Why did the barbershop realize it was a mistake to have two barbershop poles?

People thought it was bi-polar.

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What is good name for a men's clothing store in Thailand?

Tie Land.

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Why did Jim put paper money into the stream?

His accountant said he needed better cash flow.

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What happened when someone bumped into Billy, causing him to drop his piggy bank into the river?

He was left cents-less.

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Why did trumpet players in the band feel bad after their performance?

They felt they blew it.

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