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How do you describe a water dispenser that is broken?

It's out of order, and it's out of water.

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What game does this represent?

The rose bowl.

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What's good advice when photographing celestial beings?

Be sure you get the best angel.

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Why did Marty not want to get rid of his old beat-up car?

Because then he would be wreck-less.

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Why did Jerry fly in a plane when he had a cold?

When he felt under the weather, he wanted to go over the weather.

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How did the pitcher learn to throw curve balls?

It was a learning curve.

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What do you call heating oil that you pay for every month?

Term oil.

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What do skyscrapers and libraries have in common?

They have a lot of stories.

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What Beatles song is about a bee in a vegetable garden?

Lettuce bee.

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What can you say about the person who founded Kelloggs?

He was a cereal entrepreneur.

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Why did the obese woman get insulted when the doctor estimated her weight?

The doctor called it a "ballpark figure".

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If the animals on Noah's ark could play musical instruments, what would it be called?

An arkestra.

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