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Why was Beverly annoyed at the large window?

Because it was a big pane.

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Why do some people like to eat these?

It gives them a peas-ful feeling.

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Why did Andrea want to date a writer?

She was looking for Mr. Write.

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How is a liquor store similar to a nursery of babies?

They both have fine whines.

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What happened to the fireman who fought fire with fire?

He got fired.

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If a leader doesn't have a clear inspiring vision, what is the result?

Di-vision.

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How did the boat sink at the dock?

Too much pier pressure.

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What did Danny do when the bullies wouldn't let other kids go on the slide?

He let it slide.

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Why is the 'sea-food' diet so effective?

You see the food, but you don't eat it.

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What do you call a pilot that learns to fly at night?

A fly by night.

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Why did the towel feel so tired after it was used?

It felt like a wrung out towel.

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What are the coolest inventions?

The air conditioner and the refrigerator.

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