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What is the origin of the word 'stain'?

It's a spot that is stayin' in the clothes.

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What special symbol weighs more than any other?

The pound.

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After a long winter, how did the tree feel in the spring?

It felt releaved.

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What did Max do when the plumbing company made a mess of trying to fix the bathroom blockage?

He decided to sue her.

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What is a very small phone called?

A micro phone.

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What is a movie about the letter O called?

The Vide-O's.

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What did the miner say when he found gold?

It's mine!

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What are "octopy"?

Pizzas topped with calamari.

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When Ellie Smith married Darth Vader why did she feel things were going up?

She became Ellie Vader.

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What type of meeting is this?

A Piece Summit.

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What is this a picture of?

Flying overseas.

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What did Barbie say to Ken?

You're a doll.

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