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Why did Bill buy 2 pieces of chord, and gave one to his girlfriend?

He wanted to tie the knot.

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Why did the man visit his doctor with such tendency?

He had tendonitis.

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How are marriage and divorce similar?

In both cases, you tie a knot / not.

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How did Bertha feel about the numbers 3, 5, 7, and 9?

She thought they were odd.

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What did the Howard Knot Rope Company say about its competitors?

They're not Knot knots.

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What are magazines called that agree with the viewpoint of Donald Trump?

MAGA zines.

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What do sales people, bartenders, and baseball teams have in common?

They all have pitchers.

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What is another name of the dot-com bubble that burst in 2001?

The com before the storm.

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How did Jim feel when he walked barefoot on seashells at the beach?

He was shell shocked.

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Why is it difficult to build submarines?

Whatever you build is sub-standard.

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What did Bob have to decide when someone insulted him before he boarded the plane at the airport?

Fight or flight.

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Why did the Jack-in-the-Box have trouble getting married?

He was an out-of-the-box kind of guy.

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