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If Fairly Dickinson University provides undergraduate degrees, what is their graduate school called?

Very Dickinson

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What is the moment called when you decide if and how much you will tip a waiter?

The tipping point.

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What do you call a demonstration at a diner?

A counter-demonstration.

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What does a faucet, a clock, and an athlete have in common?

The are all running.

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Why are all shopping malls very similar?

You see one, you see the mall.

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What happened to Bill?

He tripped while he was on a trip.

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How did Jack learn to give himself a haircut?

He knew it off the top of his head.

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What is it called when the detergent is on the top shelf?

High Tide.

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What will happen if the San Andreas Fault causes an earthquake?

It will be covered by no-fault insurance.

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What did the football player say when he punted the ball by mistake?

No punt intended.

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How did the boat sink at the dock?

Too much pier pressure.

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Why didn't Bill promise his wife that he would be a billionaire?

Because that didn't look very promising.

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