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Are there cows that can produce grape juice?

No, that's udderly ridiculous.

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What was the nickname of the orchestra conducter for the orchestra whose nickname was 'Heat'?

'Metal', because Metal conducts Heat.

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What did Mount Rushmore look like before it was carved?

Un-presidented.

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How did David feel about praying in a talis?

It was a fringe benefit.

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What's the question about whether the word is spelled 'kibutz' or kibbutz'?

Two B's or not two B's, that is the question.

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What song verses appeal to everyone, and where do they teach this?

Uni-verse, taught in a Uni-verse-ity

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Shane Ronay
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What happens when military officers attend a party?

They order everyone "a round".

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Why did the Mexican man take anti-anxiety medication?

For hispanic attacks.

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Why did the plumber do this in response to the judge?

He thought the judge asked for water in the court.

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Where is a runner from when he stops running?

Iran.

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Why did Arthur try to convince his wife that money was very much in style?

Because she was spending it like it was going out of style.

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Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself?

Because it was two tired.

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