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What do you call a delicious English herring?

Yum kippers.

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What is a trumpet made from a shoe called?

A shoe horn.

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Why did George make a large model of a dime?

Because he wanted to learn how to fall asleep on a dime.

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What do you call a very young bee?

A bay bee.

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What is a line of rabbits putting seeds in the ground called?

A re-seeding hare line.

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How did Bill describe his ability to make great tea?

It's my specialty.

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How do you describe a fantastic egg?

Egg-cellent, egg-ceptional, and egg-stroadinary.

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Why wasn't Alan impressed with the running track inside of the windmill?

It was just run of the mill.

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Why did Martha feel so tired, that she felt like the back of a car?

She was exhausted, and two tired.

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Why did the rancher find his horses difficult to control?

Because they were always horsing around.

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Why did Billy find it so easy to climb walls?

Because he was so off the wall.

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What did the rancher say to the person he thought was taking down parts of his fence?

I'm accusing you, but I hope you don't take offence.

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