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How is a head cold similar to a lot of traffic?

They're both congested.

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What do you call spaghetti that is a double agent?

An im-pasta.

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What kind of question is, 'What came first, the chicken or the egg'?

Its an egg-sistential question.

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Why did Jim want to be a farmer?

He thought he would dig it.

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What do auto mechanics call their rest periods?

Coffee brakes.

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What happened when the paint Jerry took spilled on his hands?

He was caught red handed.

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What can you say about an old couch that was fixed?

It was in bad shape, but now it's recovered.

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How do you describe a person's writing that has lots of verbs?

It re-verb-erates.

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How did the writer feel when his books were no longer cited?

He felt ex-cited.

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What did the man say after talking to the porcupine?

You have a lot of good points.

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What do you call someone who takes dents out of cars?

A dentist.

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What computer activity is similar to buying a new pair of boots?

Re-booting.

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