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Why did Beverly avoid bidding too much at auctions?

She thought it might be considered morbid.

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Why did Beth try not to stir the pot of soup too much?

She didn't want to go stir crazy.

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If a person was stranded on a desert island, what color would he find there?

Maroon.

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Why did the shark not want to eat the millionaire?

It stayed away from rich foods.

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What does a smart person have in common with a school principal?

They are both in charge of their faculties.

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What can happen to our calves if we eat too much?

They can become cows.

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Why was Bobby's mother concerned with he came home from school with this sheet of paper?

He came home with a black 'i'.

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Why was the steam iron that had very little water very tired?

It was running out of steam.

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What rap singer also told puns?

Rapunzel

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Was Anna a vegetarian?

Actually, she was vague on if she was a vegan.

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Why did the flock of unshorn sheep keep bumping into each other?

They had the wool over their eyes

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How do you describe a person's writing that has lots of verbs?

It re-verb-erates.

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