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Why didn't Maxine want to charge the lightbulb with a saltwater battery?

She didn't want it to be charged with salt and battery.

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What is a gym called filled with people who want to lose weight?

A waist land.

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If the rule is "I before E except after C", why is the word Weird different?

Because the word is Weird.

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Why did Jill buy a Jiffy car?

Because she wanted to go places and come back in a jiffy.

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How did the conversation go between a patient and the doctor who wanted him to cut down on mayonnaise?

Mayonnaise? No you may not.

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Where did the name "Turks and Caicos" come from?

Someone couldn't pronounce "turquoise".

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What Far Eastern city's music has something in common with the blues?

Seoul music.

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What do shoes and noses have in common?

They both smell.

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What is something that someone catches, that then causes something else to run?

When a person catches a cold, their nose starts to run.

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How can you hold air?

By holding your breath.

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Why did Joe use so much weather stripping?

He opposed the draft.

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What did Mount Rushmore look like before it was carved?

Un-presidented.

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