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Why did people find this very alarming?

They thought it was egg stream.

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Why did the judge put the man in jail for stealing from the bakery?

Evidence showed he really took the cake.

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Which hospital uses high-fat condiments to cure diseases?

The Mayo Clinic

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What do you call a delicatessen that specializes in lox?

A lox smith.

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What is a first aid station for clowns called?

Comic relief.

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If a person was stranded on a desert island, what color would he find there?

Maroon.

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Why wasn't Lucy happy about her schedule?

Because she was so busy, it wasn't funny.

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What is similar between a house of worship and Swiss cheese?

They're both holy.

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Why are taking good notes like a beautiful June day?

They summerize.

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Why did Beth get so upset when there was only one straw left in the dining room, and someone else took it?

Because that was the last straw!

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What is a newspaper that puts you asleep called?

The snooze news.

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What Italian dish is similar to New York City in the summer?

Baked City.

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