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What's good about using lion bookends?

Then you can read between the lions.

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What is similar between the rules of a bar and buying something at a store?

They both use a bar code.

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What is a good slogan for a company that makes lox?

We know the key to the lox.

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Matt Weiss
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Why is it hard to trust a staircase?

It's always up to something.

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Yitzchak Berger
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What do you call someone who puts together kitchen cabinets?

A counter fitter.

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What did Jim call his life after he decided not to major in math?

The aftermath.

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When the patient said he had trouble with his memory, how did the doctor respond?

In that case, you pay me up front.

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Why did the injured man show no emotion for 6 weeks?

He'd broken both his humerus and sternum.

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Why is it important that ducks learn to fly at an early age?

Because before they learn to fly they are just sitting ducks.

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What's a good motto for an internet store?

It's better to be online than on line.

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What is this?

An elevator pitch.

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What company is similar to how Sammy used to have a rock band?

Sam Sung.

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