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What's the best way to get people to listen to you?

It's a heeded discussion.

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What did the fish say to the fisherman?

If you're interested, drop me a line.

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When you put smart technology into a house, what does it become?

Aware house.

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Why did the father bring a broken cup to the family meal?

He wanted to play good-cup bad-cup with his kids.

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What is a curve that can set a lot of things straight?

A smile.

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What kind of dog does this represent?

A pit bull.

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What did the first humans say to each other?

"You man".

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When the truck spilled coffee grounds all over Marvin's lawn, what did his lawyer say?

"I think we have grounds for suing the truck company."

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What do you call a pencil too short to sharpen anymore?

A point of no return.

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What is always the main topic at the annual Surfing Conference?

Current events.

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What do you call robins enjoying the sun?

Basking robbins.

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What did Bobby do when the bullies didn't let him use the slide?

He let is slide.

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