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Why is it best to avoid jealousy?

Because it ends with lousy.

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What did Frankenstein say when he got older?

My mind isn't what it used to be.

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What is the time called after mailing a letter?

Post post.

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Why was the runner a good executive?

He was good at cutting through red tape.

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Why didn't the actor work on Passover?

He couldn't have any roles.

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How does wheat and rice know how to grow?

It's ingrained in them.

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What can you take when you are dirty?

You can take a shower or you can take a bath.

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What do you call two siblings that are sleeping next to each other?

Nap Kins

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What does a duck wear to his wedding?

A ducksedo.

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How does Barbie say good morning to Ken?

Good morning, doll-ing.

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What do you call billiard balls 1, 3, 5, 7, 9, 11, 13, and 15?

Odd balls.

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What was the nickname of the orchestra conducter for the orchestra whose nickname was 'Heat'?

'Metal', because Metal conducts Heat.

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