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Why did Matt guard his fence?

He didn't want anyone to take offence.

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While building his porch, why was Arnie looking for something called 'scratch'?

Because he was building it from scratch.

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When the bee joined the bee hive, how did it feel?

It felt like a newbie.

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What type of approach do burrowing animals take when designing their living quarters?

Holistic

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Why are rock bands from Finland kosher?

They have Finns and scales.

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How does wheat and rice know how to grow?

It's ingrained in them.

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Why did the cinnamon havester quit his job?

He kept barking up the wrong tree.

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What was the runner chasing after?

He was trying to catch his breath.

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How do you translate MS/DOS from Hebrew to English?

Honest Thinking (Emes Das)

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Why are weddings often done under canopies?

To say that marriage is in tents.

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What do you call a place where crows drink beer?

A crow bar.

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When the customer asked for coffee without milk, what was the response of the waitress?

I'm sorry, we're out of milk, you'll have to have it without cream.

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