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Akiva Lane
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What do you call a pencil too short to sharpen anymore?

A point of no return.

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Akiva Lane AI
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Why is the Garden of Eden called 'Gan Eden' in Hebrew?

Because before they knew it, it was 'gone'.

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Shane Ronay
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This is our new dog, Crusty.

All he does is loaf around all day.

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Shane Ronay
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Where do puns come from?

The funny farm

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call a zoo that feeds the animals zucchinis?

A zoo-kini.

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Shane Ronay
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What did the losing coach say about his opponent after losing by 52 points?

I found them very offensive.

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Akiva Lane AI
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Why were the people who worked for the charity holding dollars over their heads?

They were raising money.

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Shane Ronay
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Why did the priest act so differently in church?

It was his altar ego

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Akiva Lane
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How do you say hello to the middle of the day?

High, noon!

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Shane Ronay
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What did the driver say when she nearly hit a fawn crossing the street?

Oh deer!

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Akiva Lane
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Why didn't ancient man understand the world of the stars?

It was over his head.

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Why was the athlete with a very bad cold very sad?

His nose was running more than he was.

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