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How do you describe a bar that got bad reviews?

The booze got boos.

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Why are trombone players usually easy going people?

They've learned to let things slide.

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What happened when the teacher taught a class without preparing?

She prepared much better in the future, she learned her lesson.

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What is the difference between Moby Dick and a blues band?

One is a blue whale, and the other is a blue wail.

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What does the Garden of Eden, New York City, Granny Smith, and Cuppertino have in common?

Apples

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When Max ate fish, and the peeling paint fell into his food, what did he call the meal?

Fish and chips.

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What Far Eastern city's music has something in common with the blues?

Seoul music.

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What did two male siblings name their soup business?

Broth-ers

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Why did the people realize that calling their town Competent was not a good idea?

Then all the people in the town would be in Competent.

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What does a credit card, a cell phone charger, and a bull all have in common?

They all charge.

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What do you call a baseball player and his Rabbi?

Batman and Rabban.

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What kind of doctor is similar to a boring teacher?

An anesthesiologiest - they both put people to sleep.

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