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Why was Emily very careful when she made right and left turns with the car?

Because one good turn deserves another.

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Can a person who complains all the time be a vegetarian?

No, because he always has a beef.

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What type of person uses oxygen bleach to brush his teeth?

An oxymoron

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Why does this horse always give leg cramps to its riders?

His name is Charley.

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If a pineapple is a collection of fused berries, what is it called if a detached berry doesn't want to re-join the group?

It is refusing to refuse.

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Why did the police arrest the comedian?

Because he was a riot.

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What do you call a bar that serves chocolate?

A chocolate bar.

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What happened to the kitchen pot when it's owner found it's lid?

It's now fully recovered.

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What did Frankenstein say when he got older?

My mind isn't what it used to be.

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Why do people like peeling their own fruit?

Because if other people peel it, it has less appeal.

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When Arnie said that he preferred to learn accordion rather than piano, what were his parents reaction?

They changed his music teacher accordingly.

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When happened when the Brady family's boy couldn't sleep on their trip to Alaska?

It was the land of the midnight son.

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