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What do you call a hippie who is a phony?

A hippie-crit.

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What do dentists never tell their patients?

Keep your mouth shut.

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What Italian dish is similar to New York City in the summer?

Baked City.

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What music do they play in Boulder, Colorado?

Rock music.

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Were there dinosaurs that sprayed smells like a skunk?

If there were, they are now ex-stinked.

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Why didn't Andy drink the cup of tea that was left in the restaurant?

Because it wasn't his cup of tea.

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What happened on April 16th and 17th 1986?

This man got his dates mixed up.

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Why doesn't Clark Kent become Superman anymore?

He can't find a telephone booth.

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What do you call it when the mother and midwife work hard together to give birth to a baby?

A labor union.

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What did the vegetarian say to the salami?

You are THE wurst.

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What happened to the dry cleaner who processed a man's jacket with a wallet left in the pocket?

He was charged with money laundering.

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What is a movie with singing and dancing cows called?

A moo-sical.

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