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What is a happy insect called?

An uptick.

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Why did Max really appreciate his shoes?

It was his 'sole' means of support.

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What did one guy say to his friend when he got to the punchbowl at the party first?

I beat you to the punch.

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What type of cleaner pushes men away?

Deter gent.

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What was the main fruit in Noah's ark?

Pears.

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As Annie grew up, what question kept nagging her?

Is the 'hokie pokie' really what's it's all about?

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What is a line of rabbits putting seeds in the ground called?

A re-seeding hare line.

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How would you describe a woman in trouble, if all you can identify is her dress?

A damsel in this dress.

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Why did Barry get heartburn when he ate the birthday cake?

He forgot to take off the candles.

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Why did the scarecrow win a very special award?

Because it was outstanding in its field.

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What day is just before a birthday?

Labor day.

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What permission is needed to kill lice?

A lice sense.

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