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What is the heaviest soup?

One Ton soup.

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Why did Betty need to call the dry cleaner where she had left her clothes?

She had a pressing question.

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What is a sink filled with dirty dishes called?

Dish-sheveled.

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What did the new doctor say to the retiring doctor whose practice he bought?

Thanks for your patients.

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What did Al think about his friend owning his own plumbing supply business?

It was just a pipe dream.

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Why was Bob always looking down at his wife's high heel shoes?

Because he was head over heels over her.

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Why is there a lack of neurologists?

Few have the nerve.

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What does the Garden of Eden, New York City, Granny Smith, and Cuppertino have in common?

Apples

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How did Helvetica respond when someone suggested that she go out with Times New Roman?

He's not my type.

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Are people in a family 'absolute'?

They are 'relative', that's why they are called relatives.

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What do you call an airline founded by a group of inheritors?

United Heirlines

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What did the bike rider say to his friend after smashing into him by mistake?

I didn't expect to run into you here.

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