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What do you call a woodworker who can make a chair out of a flat piece of wood?

Chair man of the board.

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Is the legend about how Arthur became king actually true?

Sword of.

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What is 100-proof Wild Turkey?

Seeing a wild turkey with your own eyes.

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Where is restraint within us?

In hibitions.

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How is a supermarket similar to a flock of male sheep?

There are a lot of aisles (ayel is Hebrew for a male sheep)

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Why is this large gun a better value than smaller ones?

It provides a bigger bang for your buck.

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What do small boats and computers have in common?

They both can be used for fishing using a net.

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What's the motto of the National Air Traffic Controller Association?

"Don't know if you're coming or going? We do!".

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What do you call a theatre with chickens?

Fowl play.

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What month should you be careful not to buy fake jewelry?

Jewel lie.

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After going bankrupt, what did Bob name his new honey business?

Plan Bee

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What is the most popular being in the sea?

The star fish.

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