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Why was Maxine confused about how seriously to take Allen?

She didn't know if he was "Sir Real" or "Surreal".

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When Arnold found a well full of bees, why did he avoid it?

Because he wanted to be well.

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After reading the news each day, what is the main question that can occur to you?

What can explain the second half of the word 'mankind'?

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Shane Ronay
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What did they say about the king who was only 12 inches tall?

He was an excellent ruler.

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How did the recession affect the company that made air conditioners?

It took the wind out of their sales.

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What is the key to the monastery called?

The monk key.

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Why are the tops of mountains called 'peaks'?

Because they peek at us from a distance.

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Why did the athlete's manager have him take trains instead of planes?

He felt he could use all the training he could get.

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What do you call a bruise that one gets from falling on Halloween?

A boo-boo.

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Why did the bartender put rolls on the bar next to the drinks?

His motto was 'Roll with the punches'.

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What did the knot say when it was asked, "Are you untied".

It answered, "I am knot".

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What is this an example of?

A knee jerk reaction.

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