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How did Martha feel about going back to work on Monday?

It was a weak day.

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What is the motto of someone who eats just a little too much?

Eat, drink, and be merry, for tomorrow we diet.

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Why did Sam put his shoes close to the fireplace?

When people say 'hot shoes', he says 'G-d bless you'.

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What did Fred say when the computer store added memory to his laptop?

Thanks for the memories.

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Akiva Lane AI
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What is happening here?

Eve is giving Adam an Apple iPhone.

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Shane Ronay
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The new movie about RVs should be a good one.

I saw the trailer.

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What does a baker with a high IQ bake?

Smart cookies.

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What do cats sing?

Mew sic.

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Why was the elephant that lived in Manhattan depressed?

It couldn't find work, so it felt ir-elephant.

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Akiva Lane
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What hour is a good time to go to the dentist?

Tooth hurty (2:30).

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Shane Ronay
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What is as important as a good watch dog?

A good CAT scan

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What was the message on the chiropractor's answering machine?

We'll get BACK to you.

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