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Shane Ronay
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What is the official fruit of Florida?

Elderberries

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Yitzchak Berger
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Why shouldn't you tell secrets in a farmer's field?

Because potatoes have eyes, corn has ears, and the beanstalk.

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Akiva Lane
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What vegetable jumps into the deep end of the pool?

The endive.

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Akiva Lane
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How did Emma feel when she had a dream during a nap that she was elected president?

It felt like a power nap.

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Akiva Lane
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How do the bags in the supermarket feel?

They are fit to be tied.

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call someone who takes dents out of cars?

A dentist.

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Akiva Lane
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While building his porch, why was Arnie looking for something called 'scratch'?

Because he was building it from scratch.

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Akiva Lane
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How did Bill feel when none of the off-switches for the lights worked?

He felt that they were all up-settings.

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Akiva Lane
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What is getting internet sales for scary movies called?

Eeek! commerce.

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Akiva Lane
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Are outsiders allowed into the room called the 'well' in the Justice Department?

No, but it's just-as-well.

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Shane Ronay
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What can have both a good and bad result?

Pennies from Heaven

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Akiva Lane
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What Beatles song is about a bee in a vegetable garden?

Lettuce bee.

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