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Why did Arlene buy a rug?

She had some problems that she wanted to sweep under it.

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What do dates and apples have it common?

One comes from a palm tree, the other comes from a pomme tree.

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What did Alice call the hair she cut off because it was full of knots?

Forget me knots.

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If your dog is not telling the truth while it is sleeping, what should you do?

As the saying goes, let sleeping dogs lie.

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Who's bigger - Mr. Bigger, or Mr. Bigger's baby, and why?

Mr. Bigger's baby, because he's a little Bigger.

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Why don't gluten-free people consume wheat?

It goes against their grain.

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Why did Sam look online for a site that sold scratch?

He wanted to build things from scratch.

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What is a crazy motive called?

A loco motive.

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Why are vultures always the last ones to leave a meal?

They have a bone to pick.

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What's similar between the last stop on a train and a lion's tail?

They are both the end of the lion.

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What's a good career for a Math Major?

An Add Executive

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After a long winter, how did the tree feel in the spring?

It felt releaved.

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