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Akiva Lane
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What did the waiter get when he served a meal of iceberg lettuce?

The tip of the iceberg.

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Shane Ronay
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What did the losing coach say about his opponent after losing by 52 points?

I found them very offensive.

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Akiva Lane
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What is the difference between starting a new job and eating hotdogs?

With one you try to pass muster, and with the other you pass the mustard.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Arthur try to convince his wife that money was very much in style?

Because she was spending it like it was going out of style.

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Shane Ronay
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Where does a lot of violent activity take place?

In youth hostiles

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Akiva Lane
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How did Bill feel when the day was so busy that he couldn't get any rest?

He felt restless.

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Shane Ronay
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How did the asphalt worker react to his foot being run over by a steam roller?

He was quite impressed.

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Akiva Lane
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How did Charlie feel when he lost his list of things to do?

He felt listless.

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Akiva Lane
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What did the mid-wife say to the woman giving birth?

Grin and bear it.

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Yehuda Lane
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Why do mice like being photographed?

They like it when the photographer says, 'Say cheese'.

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Moshe Sherizen
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How do trash collectors learn their trade?

They pick things up as they go along.

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call horses that live next to each other?

Neigh-bors.

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