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Shane Ronay
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What's so special about Willy the window washer?

He never missed work for 37 years - the longest streak ever.

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Akiva Lane
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Where did Maxine put all her bottles of water?

In the water closet.

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Akiva Lane
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What kind of bird doesn't sing, but only hums?

A hummingbird.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Bill start using AI to help him bet at horse races?

He wanted to be a better bettor.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Bill eat ice cream every day?

It cooled him down when so many things made his blood boil.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did this make Mike confused?

He didn't know if it was a scissors or a pair of scissors.

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Yitzchak Berger
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What happened with Fred by mistake gave his wife glue stick instead of chapstick?

Now she's not talking to him.

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Moshe Sherizen
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What did the lawyer wear to work?

A lawsuit.

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Akiva Lane
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How did the vegetarians react when Melinda offered to bring sweet and sour chicken to the party?

They said, keep your two scents out of it.

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Akiva Lane
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Can you believe someone who eats steak from a male cow?

No, because he is full of bull.

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Akiva Lane
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What involves getting into the nitty-gritty of what is right and wrong?

Inte-gritty.

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Miriam Lane
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Why was it hard to get things done in the Middle Ages?

Because everything was futile (feudal).

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