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When you add up numbers, and are amazed at the result, what is that called?

Awe sum.

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Why did the bed feel bad?

When people slept on it, it felt under a rest.

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Why wasn't Joe able to get the bank's low-interest loan?

Because the bank had low interest in giving the loan.

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Why are fast runners good looking?

Because they are dashing.

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What is this pitcher doing?

He's pitching a tent.

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If a person is alone on an island, what color does he have with him?

Maroon.

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What is store that sells phones called?

A sell phone store.

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What did the lady on the subway say when a panhandler asked for a donation?

Sorry, I'm strapped at the moment.

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Why did the family put a big painting in their living room?

They wanted to get better at seeing the big picture.

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What did two male siblings name their soup business?

Broth-ers

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What happened when someone bumped into Billy, causing him to drop his piggy bank into the river?

He was left cents-less.

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What is it called when people argue about what to do with a rope?

This cord's discord.

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