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When did the mother of a newborn boy wake up?

At son rise.

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What do cows each for brunch?

Grass, just like for all their other meals.

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Why was Ed surprised he had a moustache?

He didn't shave there for a while, and it happened under his nose.

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Why did Betty need to call the dry cleaner where she had left her clothes?

She had a pressing question.

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What was Edith's reaction to reading the book on anti-gravity?

She couldn't put it down.

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How did the winner prevail in this competition?

He was on a roll

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What is this?

B4 before B4.

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What is similar between getting off drugs and the day after Thanksgiving?

Cold turkey.

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why did the man make window blinds from potato peels?

He heard they were a nightshade.

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Bill saved his pennies all year to buy a present for his wife, and brought them to a store, and do you know what he got?

A hernia.

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Why do we peel fruits and vegetables?

It makes them more appealing.

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What song mentions a fly that looks like a shoe?

Shoe fly, don't bother me.

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