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What was the best advice that Benjamin Franklin ever got?

People told him to go fly a kite.

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How did Fred feel when he opened the cupboard and a glass jar fell on his head?

He found it very jarring.

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Why did Barry's tongue hurt so much?

Each time he felt like saying something wrong, he bit his tongue.

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What idea does this represent?

To believe.

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Why did Alan make sure his deck wasn't empty when he played with his kids?

He wanted to make sure he was playing with a full deck.

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Why did this make Mike confused?

He didn't know if it was a scissors or a pair of scissors.

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What excuse can be used by a person who drinks too much?

I'd rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal labotomy.

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Why do some of these specific instruments look different from the others?

They're members of the opposite sax.

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What is a line of rabbits putting seeds in the ground called?

A re-seeding hare line.

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What did the sweet potato with amnesia say?

I don't know who I yam.

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Which industry holds most people's interest?

Banking

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How did the decorations on the toilet paper feel?

They were on a roll.

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