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What happened when Bob decided to use a Neuralink chip in his brain?

He changed his mind.

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What do you call a zoo that feeds the animals zucchinis?

A zoo-kini.

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What is a very small bull that runs very fast called?

A bull-ett.

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Why did Martha carry a small rock with her?

To remind her that sometimes life is hard.

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What is MOM spelled upside down?

WOW!

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When the music tracks that Jay submitted lost the music competition, what was the ironic result?

He made a lot of money off the beaten tracks.

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Why do we peel fruit?

If fruit has a peel, it doesn't have appeal.

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What happened when a truck carrying strawberries got into an accident?

A traffic jam.

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What is a repairman that fixes clocks called?

A tik-tok doc.

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What do you call a wasp that would prefer to be a bee?

A wannabee.

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How do you describe a doctor that is against nasal sprays?

He's anti anti-histamines.

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Why did Martha become a vegetarian?

She realized what was at steak.

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