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What is this man trying to do?

He's trying to make ends meet.

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How do you describe this costume?

This guy's disguise is the skies.

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What was the motto of the salami company?

Our wurst is best.

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Why did the weasel go to prison?

The mink stole.

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What does superman use to keep the sun from his eyes?

A super visor.

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What do you call a large party where matzah is served?

A matzah ball.

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What do you call a bear that is manic depressive?

A bi-polar bear.

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Why did Suzy avoid eating peaches?

After eating the fruit, it was the pits.

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Why was the math book sad?

Because it had so many problems.

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How did the Smith family feel when they spent a lot of money painting their house blue, and they didn't like the color?

They felt they blew it, and they had the blues.

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Why do we regard wine as special?

Because it is from de vine.

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How do you describe someone in the Middle ages throwing his wig in the air when he inherited money?

The heir threw his hair in the air, and he flipped his wig.

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