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When Sharon found an old copy of Crime and Punishment, what was she holding?

A dusty Dostoevsky.

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What did the vegetarian say to the salami?

You are THE wurst.

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What is the study of the family history of Genies called?

Genie-ology.

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What was Billy's reaction when he saw how many tiers of steps he had to climb to his seat in the last row?

It brought tiers to his eyes.

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Why was Arnold arguing with his stomach?

Because he ate something that didn't agree with him.

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What do you call someone who believes only 12.5% in a Universal Being?

An eighth-iest

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What has a head and a tail but no body?

A coin.

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Why was Jim happy that after dieting he fit into his old clothes?

He knew that when it comes to dieting, it's survival of the fit-est.

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Why was Bill so exhausted after a day of putting tires on the inner rings of car wheels?

It was tire ring.

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What was it like when so many fishermen cast their fishing rods into the lake?

It seemed overcast.

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What is this man trying to do?

He's trying to make ends meet.

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What did the mother say to get her son to stop playing video games and come to dinner?

Step up to the plate.

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