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How do you describe people who like good writing?

They are pro prose pros.

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If there was an earthquake in California, who would be blamed?

People would probably say it was San Andreas fault.

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What does Leonard Bernstein and copper have in common?

They are both good conductors.

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What was Samantha's reaction to the small flea market?

She thought it was a little bizarre.

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What is the land called where an acting troupe builds a stage?

A play ground.

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Who did Yvonne go to in order to take care of her eye tic?

A tic doc.

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What do you call an airline founded by a group of inheritors?

United Heirlines

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What happens to unsold bread from the bakery?

It's toast.

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What does an art school and a bedroom dresser have in common?

They both have drawers.

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What is the difference between an elevator and an escalator?

An elevator elevates, and an escalator escalates.

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What's another way of referring to "the middle of the ocean"?

The Marine Core

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Why did Andrea want to date a writer?

She was looking for Mr. Write.

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