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What skill did Noah use to build the ark?

Ark-itecture.

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Why did the dog bark at the tree?

It was responding to the bark of the tree.

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What did the person who slept on a hard surface say when waking up?

I hardly slept.

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Why wasn't Joe able to get the bank's low-interest loan?

Because the bank had low interest in giving the loan.

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How does one get men to listen?

Stress to "He'd" his words.

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What is brown and sticky?

A stick.

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How did Sam feel when he left the Far East?

He felt dis-oriented.

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What do you call flies that are attracted to the smell of thyme?

Thyme flies.

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What song is this about?

Hit the road Jack.

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Why did the editor wear a sweater?

Because writers sent her many drafts.

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What is a relative of an air pump called?

A pump kin.

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Why did John think he had Type O blood, when he really had Type A?

His birth records had a Type O.

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