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Where is a runner from when he stops running?

Iran.

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What did Bill's father answer when Bill asked if he understood what an eclipse is?

No, son.

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What does an audio engineer do?

Provide sound advice.

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What is the study of vintage radios called?

Radiology

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What do you call a group of smart men?

Intelli gents.

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What do you call a sick lawyer?

ill legal.

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Where did Don keep all his money, and why?

In his vest pocket, because his father told him it was important to invest.

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What do you call a collection for money to plant bushes?

A hedge fund.

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What is it called when a boat company has a special discount on sailboats?

A sail-sale-celebration.

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Why did the pastry chef cut her chocolate cake at such sharp angles?

She wanted Brownie points

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What is a dog called that swims back and forth in a pool?

A lap dog.

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Is this cat anything special?

Yes - it's The Cat in the Hat.

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