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How was Gumby when it came to making appointments?

He was very flexible.

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What do you call someone who takes dents out of cars?

A dentist.

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What was Billy's reaction when he saw how many tiers of steps he had to climb to his seat in the last row?

It brought tiers to his eyes.

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What is the difference between giving something away for free and charging a fee for it?

The letter R.

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What did the world think about Edison's invention of the light bulb?

They thought it was a brilliant idea.

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Why wasn't Tom happy with the fund his broker suggest he buy?

The feeling wasn't mutual.

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What letters are asleep?

ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ's

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How to refer to someone who suddenly became a grandmother?

An Instagram

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What is similar between certain blood types and a spelling error?

One is a type-O, and the other is a typo.

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What is a fancy expensive scale called?

Upscale.

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In 1900 two brothers tried to make an airplane, why did they fail?

Because they were the wrong brothers.

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Why was the carpet depressed?

It felt a lack of respect because everyone walked all over it.

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