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Which business finds emergency replacement musicians?

Band Aid

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What can be said about someone who buys lots of books but doesn't read them?

The person has no shelf control.

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What does the drug store - that sells products using vegetables and fish - call itself?

Farm and Sea Pharmacy.

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What is it called if someone rebels against the trees?

Tree-son.

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What do you call a delicatessen in a mental hospital?

A psycho deli.

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What is the motto of chiropractors?

We're got your back.

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What letter of the alphabet is similar to a person with a split personality?

W

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What happens when you take clothes out of a dresser and put them on?

You become the dresser.

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Why is being a cloud seeder such an easy job?

They just shoot the breeze all day long.

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Why was the farm worker disappointed?

He thought he was promised a good salary, but they gave him a good celery.

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How did Max feel about pulling his old couch to the junkyard?

It was such a drag.

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What are suits called that students in a high school class wear during political demonstrations?

Class action suits.

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