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What food is this?

Apple Pie

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What do you say when you look at the ocean after a long time away?

Long time no sea.

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What do you usually don't mind losing?

Weight.

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What was Jose's reaction to his first baseball game?

He was impressed how everyone got up at the start and asked him, 'Jose can you see'?

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What is it called when a government tries to get support by giving things away for free?

A free-for-all.

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What word describes eating food out of cans?

Uncanny.

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Where does one go to purchase unmovable objects?

A stationery store

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Why did Marla always start walking with her right foot?

She wanted to put her best foot forward.

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Why does the world have problems?

Because it is bi-polar.

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Why did Suzy avoid eating peaches?

After eating the fruit, it was the pits.

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What do you call a scientist whose funding got taken away?

A mad scientist.

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How did Lisa feel when she found that someone had pressed all the buttons in the elevator?

She found it depressing.

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