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Why was Walt Disney happy after visiting Mickey Mouse in the hospital?

Because he saw that Mickey was very animated.

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Why was Mrs. Jones always looking under her son's bed?

She was hoping that there might be something new under the son.

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What number does a train say?

Two - Two.

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Whenever Emily had an appointment, what was her hope?

That it wouldn't be a dis-appointment.

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On a hot sunny day, why did Bill eat all the peas in the can and left only one?

Because then he had a canopy.

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What kind of doctor is similar to a boring teacher?

An anesthesiologiest - they both put people to sleep.

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What didn't Alan understand about the Humpty Dumpty nursery rhyme?

How were the king's horses involved in putting Humpty Dumpty together again?

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Why was the bee punished?

Because it didn't bee-have.

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Why are all fish stores in Finland kosher?

Because they have Finns and scales.

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What do air conditioning installers do to save space?

They get all their ducts lined up.

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How did Boris feel about losing the kick-boxing championship?

He wanted to kick himself.

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Do allergists make a good living?

It's nothing to sneeze at.

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