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What did the choir call their concert in May?

A May Sing.

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What is the thinnest coat?

A coat of paint.

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What did the young man and woman eskimos have to do on their first date?

Break the ice.

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What do shoes and noses have in common?

They both smell.

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Why shouldn't you get angry at the cursor on your computer screen?

Because then you might become the curser.

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What is this fooseball player in need of?

Plastic Surgery

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Why was the nurse pleased to immunize this boy?

Because she was giving him her best shot.

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Why did Jim write a last will and testament?

Because where there is a will there's a way.

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Why did the insulted person steal a fence?

Because he took offense.

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How do you translate MS/DOS from Hebrew to English?

Honest Thinking (Emes Das)

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What two letters are used to make a spreadsheet?

XL

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Why did the graffiti artist stop before he was arrested for vandalism?

He read the writing on the wall.

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