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What do you call a baseball player and his Rabbi?

Batman and Rabban.

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Why did Arthur try to convince his wife that money was very much in style?

Because she was spending it like it was going out of style.

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How do we know that the amount of seeds in a pear is an even number?

They come in pears.

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What dinosaur has a good vocabulary?

The thesaurus.

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How did Beth feel about all the knots in her hair?

She was knot happy.

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What kind of tea protects you when you buy something?

Warren Tea.

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Which type of vehicle transports a person to the doctor when he hurts his foot?

A toe truck.

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What's does track & field have in common with a Polish bank?

They both have Pole vaults.

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How do you distinguish between a numerator and denominator?

There's a fine line between the two.

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How was the rabbit rewarded for keeping mice out of the garden?

With an increase in celery.

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What do you call kids eating chips?

The munch and crunch bunch.

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What's the source of a pig's pink color?

Pigment.

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