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What did the hotdog say to his friend the apple?

I want to be frank with you.

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How do you get rid of weeds?

You have to get to the root of the problem.

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What was the nickname of 10 year old Beth who was always getting into trouble?

Miss Cheevous

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What letter of the alphabet is similar to a person with a split personality?

W

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Why did the guy from a poor neighborhood study to be a car mechanic?

He wanted to go from under the hood to under the hood.

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What were the Smiths not concerned with?

Keeping up with the Joneses.

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What is it called when a parrot chews off and swallows the weak end of a stick?

A weekend in parrots.

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What is the thinnest coat?

A coat of paint.

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What is the prettiest angle?

The acute angle.

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Why does filling up tires keep getting more expensive?

Inflation.

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What nickname did Billy's English teacher give him because his essays were so good?

Bill of writes.

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Why did Bill bring money to bed?

Because he had been sleeping poorly.

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