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What did they say about the king who was only 12 inches tall?

He was an excellent ruler.

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Why couldn't serfs get ahead during the Middle Ages?

Life was feudal.

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Why did the dog bark at the tree?

It was responding to the bark of the tree.

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Why is there a school in England that teaches people about different types of plates?

Because they feel that it's important for people to know their plates.

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What did the father buffalo say to his eldest when they parted?

Bye, son.

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What vegetable should diplomats learn all about?

Peas.

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How do you describe a fancy plane?

It's on a different plain.

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Why was Timmy destined to become a tennis pro?

He raised a racket since he was young.

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What did the circus do to the trapeze artist who wasn't performing well?

It suspended him.

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This is our new dog, Crusty.

All he does is loaf around all day.

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What did Cynthia say when her dog bit into her rye bread sandwich?

Something is awry!

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What is an expert in making signs called?

A sign-tist.

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