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What did the sculptor do before he sculpted the subject's head?

He had to plan a head.

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What's the opposite of a Thanksgiving turkey?

A spring chicken.

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What song does this represent?

Oh say can you see.

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Why was the hungry secretary like a clock?

At meetings she took minutes, and at meals she took seconds.

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What does Shakespeare getting sick have to do with feeling angry at someone?

ILL WILL.

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If something is furbished twice, what does it become?

Refurbished.

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What is a party called where everyone is treated equally?

A democratic party.

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How do we know that only taking doesn't make relationships last?

"To get" plus 'to get" equals forget.

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Why does filling up tires keep getting more expensive?

Inflation.

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Why is it hard to organize a professional hide-and-seek tournament?

Good players are hard to find.

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What did Beth answer when Phil asked for a second date?

OK, I'll try a re-Phil.

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What happened when Bob decided to use a Neuralink chip in his brain?

He changed his mind.

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