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What do you call a company that efficiently arranges organ transplants?

An organized organ organization.

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When Bill had to choose between a heavy oar and a light oar to use with his kayak, what did he choose?

Either oar.

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Why was Bruce Lee's son always on time?

His first name was "Prompt".

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Who invented the World Wide Web?

Spiderman!

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How do you describe someone who has gotten use to being a little crazy?

Home on deranged.

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Why did the owners of the Secure Hotel change its name?

The guests felt uncomfortable being in Secure.

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What is a travelogue video about Berkeley called?

You See Berkeley

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What do labor unions have to do with your son's friends sleeping over?

Boy cots.

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What is the heaviest Chinese soup?

One Ton soup.

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What do you call a camel that acts?

A drama-dary.

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What happens to the toy drones that start by themselves?

They're flying off the shelves.

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How did Johnny feel when he spent all the pennies in his piggy bank?

It left him cents-less.

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