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How did the trucking company become so successful?

They went the extra mile.

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Why should baggage with wheels not be called luggage?

Because it is wheeled and not lugged around.

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Why is it so easy to feel relaxed while using the internet?

Because so many websites have 'dot calm' in their name.

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Why did Sophia put on makeup?

She thought it was pretty imporant.

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Why was Ed surprised he had a moustache?

He didn't shave there for a while, and it happened under his nose.

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Why was Kay confused?

Because she didn't know if people were saying OK, or Oh! Kay!

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What did the grapes say when they were stepped on?

Nothing, they just let out a little wine.

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What is it called when a government tries to get support by giving things away for free?

A free-for-all.

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Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself?

Because it was two tired.

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What key was the music of the great plains written in?

B flat.

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What is similar between a place where wine is made and a nursery?

They are both whineries.

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What word describes a variety of missiles?

Missile-aneous.

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