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How are banks like trees?

They both have branches.

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What is the difference between an optometrist and a psychologist?

One is an eye doctor and the other is an 'I' doctor.

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What do you call a doctor who prescribes a daiquiri cocktail flavored with hickory?

A hickory daiquiri doc.

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Why do violinists put rosin on their violin bows?

It makes the violins rosin-ate.

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What was David doing in the room?

He was room-inating.

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Why should we have more appreciation for street contractors?

Because they pave the way for us.

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What do we wear on our wrist that is similar to the people who guard a rock band?

The watchband.

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What is candy in the shape of trains called?

Chew-chew trains.

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What did Bill say to his inexperienced chiropractor?

Your a real pain in the neck.

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Why did the athlete go into the recording studio?

He wanted to make records.

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What is the room called where people make salad dressings?

The dressing room.

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How did Melinda like the movie about sponges that live in the ocean?

She found it very absorbing.

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