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What kind of music do fathers like?

Pop music.

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Why was this a big seller?

It is candy.

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What permission did the poet need to write poetry?

Poetic license.

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What was Edith's reaction to reading the book on anti-gravity?

She couldn't put it down.

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What organic compounds are similar to people who like teenagers?

Proteins.

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What is the plural of plea?

Please.

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Why did Lisa carry a ball up the hill?

There were so many things she wants to do, and she wanted to get the ball rolling.

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Why did Janet join the church choir?

She likes singing hims.

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Which U.S. city do people have the hardest time losing weight?

Gainesville, FL

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What did the sheep say to his friend who had been sheared?

Boy did you get fleeced.

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What was Fred's reaction when someone suggested that he become a chiropracter?

He was taken aback.

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Is Jim doing this by chance?

No, he's doing it on porpoise.

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