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Why didn't Betty want to talk about the bed that her dog Dignity was sleeping on?

She felt it was beneath her dignity.

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When does fore plus fore equals four.

The forelegs of one horse and the forelegs of another horse adds up to four legs.

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How do billboards communicate with each other?

Sign language

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What permission is needed to kill lice?

A lice sense.

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What did Jay say when there was an explosion at his factory?

"Let the chips fall where they may".

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What kind of glasses are these?

They're reading glasses.

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What is the government official in charge of the fence called?

The Minister of De Fence.

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What is a person called who knows a lot about eggs?

An eggs-pert.

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Shane Ronay
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What type of music do young ladies like best?

Hymns

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What do you call male child of a purse?

A purse son.

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Shane Ronay
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Why should you learn sign language?

It comes in handy.

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What's the advantage of buying eye glasses with frames colored by Rose Jones?

You can see through Rose-colored glasses.

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