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What do geese and cars have in common?

They both honk.

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Akiva Lane
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In 1900 two brothers tried to make an airplane, why did they fail?

Because they were the wrong brothers.

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Shane Ronay
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What did the procrastinator tell those who said he'd never get anywhere?

"You just wait!"

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Akiva Lane
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Why was Beverly confused when she got sick?

She caught a cold, and had a fever.

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Akiva Lane
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What company is similar to how Sammy used to have a rock band?

Sam Sung.

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Akiva Lane
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What is a berry that doesn't tell the truth about its books?

A lie berry.

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Akiva Lane
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If a hiker meets in the woods a large bear on the left and a small bear on the right, what should he do?

Bear right.

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Akiva Lane
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Why was Linda afraid of using Chapstick?

Her pharmacist said it was lip bomb.

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What happened to Bill's plan to see everyone as a 10 out of 10 in all areas?

He found it untenable.

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Yehuda Lane
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What is a pile of cats called?

A meow-ntain

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Akiva Lane
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What are US Treasury Bonds called that move around a lot?

Vaga-Bonds.

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Shane Ronay
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My friend stopped working at the chemical factory.

It was a toxic work environment.

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