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Why did the bear not want to wear shoes?

It couldn't bear not having bare feet.

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It's a reddish radish in a red dish.

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What part of the Talmud has to do with carbonated drinks?

Talmud Sota from Talmud Bubbly, studied at the Coca Kollel, as they sing Mizmor le Soda.

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What aunt disagrees about everything?

Aunt Tithesis

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What happened when the truck carrying jelly had an accident?

Traffic jam.

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Why can't you go hungry at the beach?

Because of the sand which is there.

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How is someone who falls similar to someone in debt?

They are both losing their balance.

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What did the cherry tree say to George Washington?

Don't ax me.

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What vegetable did Marty not take onto his sailboat?

Leeks.

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Why didn't Joe understand airplanes?

It was above his head.

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What nationality is known for always completing tasks?

The Finnish.

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What did Frank say when he wanted to tell someone how he felt?

I want to be Frank with you.

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