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What did the salad dressing say when someone opened the refrigerator door?

Close the door, I'm dressing.

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How do you describe a bar that got bad reviews?

The booze got boos.

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What did the large fan say to the girl holding it?

I'm one of your biggest fans.

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What is a line of rabbits putting seeds in the ground called?

A re-seeding hare line.

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Why did the Teddy Bear go outside?

It felt stuffy inside the house.

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How did Max feel about his rash?

He found it very irritating.

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What is similar between America and counting from Passover to Shavuous?

They both have 50 states.

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What did Noah do before the flood?

He was pre-pairing.

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What is not a good season for Rome?

Fall.

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What happened when the cover of the pot fell on the floor?

We put the cover back on, and now it's recovered.

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Where does a lot of violent activity take place?

In youth hostiles

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Which U.S. landmark are people in the biggest hurry to visit?

Mount Rush more.

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