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What 2 letters and 2 numbers mean 'safe dog'?

B9 K9

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What did the clock repairman say when you asked when the talking clock will be fixed?

Time will tell.

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What is the difference between starting a new job and eating hotdogs?

With one you try to pass muster, and with the other you pass the mustard.

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What do you call an engineer that dries out the water from streams?

An ex-stream-ist.

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What part of the Bible teaches you the correct way to use money?

The book of profits.

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After the hour and minute hand of a clock, what is the 3rd hand called?

The second hand.

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Why is it that lions get more food than tigers, leopards, and jaguars?

They always get the lion's share

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What was the slogan of the resort on the mountain?

Come up, and calm down.

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Why did Bob feel so calm when he surfed the web?

Because so many websites are COM.

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Why did Bill enjoy working in building demolition?

He thought it was a blast!

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What is this street called?

A bull-evard.

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What is a trip to the spice store to buy spices called?

Thyme travel.

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