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What happens when parents from Asia spin their children?

They become dis-Oriented

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Why did Betty need to call the dry cleaner where she had left her clothes?

She had a pressing question.

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What gets wetter the more it dries.

A towel.

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How did worms get onto Noah's ark?

They came in pears.

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When the desire to repent is pent-up, where does one repent?

In a pent-house.

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Why did Martha not appreciate her beautiful kitchen counters?

She took it for granite.

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What do you call a doctor who prescribes a daiquiri cocktail flavored with hickory?

A hickory daiquiri doc.

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What can you say about a teacher without any students?

He's in a class all by himself.

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What is a good name for a company that certifies bones for dogs to chew on?

Bone-a-fide

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Why didn't Bill have a good vacation?

By mistake he went to a hostile instead of a hostel.

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How do you describe someone who pretends to eat something?

He's ingesting in jest.

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What do you call it when the mother and midwife work hard together to give birth to a baby?

A labor union.

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