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What is this?

A picture worth a thousand words.

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Why was Bill hesitant to have a rock band play on his yacht?

He was always told it's not good to rock the boat.

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Why did the newborn require immediate surgery?

He was born with a silver spoon in his mouth.

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How did people feel when the Eastern and Western railroads met?

They were glad to make ends meet.

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What can have both a good and bad result?

Pennies from Heaven

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Do cows generally live alone?

It's generally un-herd of.

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Why do many people choose low-fat milk?

Whole milk wheys them down.

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How did Avigail like her work as a seamstress?

She felt it was sew-sew.

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What are the germs on a person's back called?

Back-teria.

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What is a tavern called that only serves chocolate liqueur?

A chocolate bar.

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Why did Jim want to be a farmer?

He thought he would dig it.

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Why was the conductor proud of the orchestra he started?

He was very instrumental in its formation.

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