Pictures:

What is it called when a government tries to get support by giving things away for free?

A free-for-all.

1922

Why do people in the Czech capital feel priviledged?

They're used to their Prague-ative.

2117

What do cats sing?

Mew sic.

2817

What did the miner say when he found gold?

It's mine!

1583

Where can one find the best selection of ties?

Thailand

575

Why did the ant and the antelope like each other?

Because they were on the same page.

1859

How did the recession affect the company that made air conditioners?

It took the wind out of their sales.

1323

What famous saying does this represent?

Two bees or not two bees.

908

Does the Moot Pencil Company make very sharp pencils?

That's a moot point.

1159

What happened when Ben was stuck in traffic and missed his doctor's appointment?

It became a dis-appointment.

2491

What did the geologist call his book about the cliffs near the ocean?

Cliff's Notes.

2498

Why is it important to review a subject before taking a test?

Because then what you knew is re-knewed.

3070