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The order of what 2 syllables makes the difference between happy and sad?

Being upbeat is better than being beat up.

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What bird is very curious about people?

The owl, because is always saying 'Who, who?'

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How was the rabbit compensated for keeping mice out of the garden?

With a nice celery.

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What can you take, and still leave things where they are?

Take a walk, take a nap, take a look, take a break, take a picture, and take a shower.

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What 2 letters are similar to jealousy?

NV

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What security related word has a sword in it?

Password.

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If the Allentown bank merged with Capital One bank, what would it be called?

Al Capone.

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How do you describe someone who is no longer centric?

Ex-centric.

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What kind of boxes are similar to people who don't like card games?

Card bored.

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Why did Martha feel so tired, that she felt like the back of a car?

She was exhausted, and two tired.

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What is the status of one's yard after cleaning up after the dog?

It's dooty-free.

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Why did the football player like feeling the backs of geese?

He liked the idea of 'touch down'.

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