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Why is eating a liter of food like adding a T to it?

It becomes litter.

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Why did the publisher make wide margins when printing the Book of the Prophets?

He wanted wide Prophet margins.

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Where do boots go to rest and have fun in the summer?

Boot camp.

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What does Leonard Bernstein and copper have in common?

They are both good conductors.

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How does it feel sitting under a lime tree?

It feels sublime.

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What do you call software whose sales are flat?

Flatware

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Why did Alan collect lots of L's?

He thought it was good to have morals.

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How do you describe someone who has gotten use to being a little crazy?

Home on deranged.

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Which dog breed enjoys eating twice as much as other breeds?

The Chow Chow

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What can you say about a person who learns to say no?

That now he knows.

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How did the rock group debase themselves?

By firing their bass player.

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What do you call a seamstress that doesn't know how to sew?

A seemstress.

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