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How did the man who ate nothing but vegetable soup for decades live to be 100?

He took good stock in himself.

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What kind of boxes are similar to people who don't like card games?

Card bored.

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What cosmetics does a woman wear when she wants to end an argument?

Make up make-up.

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What is an Eskimo father called?

An ice pop.

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What is the motto of chiropractors?

We're got your back.

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How can you hold air?

By holding your breath.

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What do geese and cars have in common?

They both honk.

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Why did Suzy avoid eating peaches?

After eating the fruit, it was the pits.

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How did the family feel after a great day at the amusement park?

They didn't want anything to dispel the spell.

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Was there any limit to how good the costumes would be at the costume ball?

Disguise the limit.

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What is an expert commentator about puns?

A pundit.

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What does an orchestra and a destructive mob have in common?

They both have violins.

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