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Where do small burps live?

In the sub-burps.

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Why did the baker always make jokes about bread?

To get a rise out of people.

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What is the ring called under a car where the engine engages with the wheel axel?

The engagement ring.

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Why are the internal parts of a person called organs?

Because they are very organized.

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How do spiders find food to eat?

They look on the web.

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As Annie grew up, what question kept nagging her?

Is the 'hokie pokie' really what's it's all about?

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When a foreman has a child, what does he become?

A forefather.

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How do patrons locate a Greek restaurant when their GPS isn't working?

They use a gyro scope

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What issue was Beth thinking about when deciding whether or not to vote Republican?

If the elephant is relevant.

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When you put chili sauce in the refrigerator in Santiago, what does it become?

Chile chilly chili sauce.

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What do you call an airline founded by a group of inheritors?

United Heirlines

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What did county workers accomplish with this sign?

A bee-line.

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