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What is a good name for a car repair shop, that takes care of cars like a mother cares for children?

Good Car Ma

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Why did the painting need to rest?

Because after a long day, it was fading.

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Why is this the most expensive dish in the restaurant?

It's 24 carrot plated.

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To measure the size of a bagel, how much of the bagel do you include?

You include the whole.

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What is similar about doctors' situations before and after they graduate from medical school?

First they need patience, and then they need patients.

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What do you get when you are in a hurry?

You get going.

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What is it called when lawyers make mistakes in the courtroom?

Trial and error.

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What do you call a large amount of stamps?

A stamp-ede.

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What is it called when athletes learn to do the high jump?

Spring training.

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How do you describe the relationship between an Orthopedist and his patient?

A joint venture.

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What do these have in common? A smelly basketball, hitting a baseball too far to the right or left, and a dance of chickens?

They are all a foul ball.

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Why was the whole school on pins and needles waiting for their test results?

It was an acupuncture school.

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