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What was the motto of the company that made horror movies?

We've only begun to fright.

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What is similar between a mother with a child and furniture that stores clothes?

They are both dressers.

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Why did Peter bite into a packet of money?

People told him he should put his money where his mouth is.

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What do you call someone in a doctor's office that is in a hurry to see the doctor.

Im-patient.

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Were the people in the Middle Ages bad people?

Not really, they were only medi-evil.

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Why did Joe, in his new job, feel like the wheels of a car?

He felt tired and under pressure.

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What does the army and the wind have in common?

They both can have a draft.

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What can you say about 2 matches?

They match.

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Is getting close to cousins important?

Yes, its relatively important.

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What does a baseball cap and an overturned boat have in common?

Cap size.

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What is the proper term for a clash between snakes?

A hissy fit

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What is a room that has mold called?

A mush room.

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