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What letter of the alphabet is similar to a person with a split personality?

W

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Who did Yvonne go to in order to take care of her eye tic?

A tic doc.

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Is the entire world starting to think exactly the same?

Just the indoctri-nations.

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What is a baseball bat that is used to destroy fans?

A fan club.

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Why didn't Gary want to walk too far for ideas?

Because then they would be far-fetched.

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Why did this company have a bad reputation?

They were suspected of monkey business.

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Why is the 'sea-food' diet so effective?

You see the food, but you don't eat it.

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Why did the flock of unshorn sheep keep bumping into each other?

They had the wool over their eyes

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Is it good to save your pennies?

It makes cents.

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Why did the Chinese military leader suffer from malnutrition?

Everyone kept eating General Tso's chicken.

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Why was Donny very confused about pens?

Because his teacher said that you could fit a lot of animals in a pen.

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Why did the family chissel their names in the tree in the backyard?

They were making a family tree.

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