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What is similar about these 2 pictures?

They are both sublime

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How did Jeff feel when his favorite porpoise in the aquarium was very sick?

He felt like he no longer had a porpoise.

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Akiva Lane
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What do geese and cars have in common?

They both honk.

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Akiva Lane
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What is a book called that is a collection of reviews about the movie Psycho?

Psycho Analysis

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Akiva Lane
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How did Lisa feel when she found that someone had pressed all the buttons in the elevator?

She found it depressing.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Beth wear sneakers when she did the wash?

In case the colors would run.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Jim feel bad when he heard that the US will stop making pennies?

He thought it didn't make cents.

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Akiva Lane
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What did the table cloth say to the table?

Don't be concerned, I've got you covered.

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Akiva Lane
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What are reporters who never retire called?

Permanent press.

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call the view of a supermarket from the frozen food section?

The birds eye view.

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Akiva Lane
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What is it called when someone gets tired because they are overweight?

Fatigue

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Why did the graffiti artist stop before he was arrested for vandalism?

He read the writing on the wall.

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