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Why was Benjy, who was quite large, like a clock?

His nickname was Big Ben.

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How did Maxine fold up her laptop?

She folded the screen down.

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Why should you never scream into one of these?

You'll strain your voice.

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How does Barbie know when to go on stage?

She waits for the Barbie cue.

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Why did Arlene buy a rug?

She had some problems that she wanted to sweep under it.

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What animal does Niagara Falls remind us of?

Buffalo, because that's where Niagara Falls is.

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What is happening here?

He's being burned at the steak.

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Why did Max really appreciate his shoes?

It was his 'sole' means of support.

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What are 5 tow trucks?

A foot truck.

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What can you say about a manager who enjoys firing people?

That he's playing with fire.

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What was the first name of the woman who invented soft drinks, and where did she live?

Sarah soda

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What was the policeman's response when Bill said he was speeding to get to his yoga class?

He thought it was a stretch.

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