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Akiva Lane
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What is it called when a government tries to get support by giving things away for free?

A free-for-all.

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Matt Weiss
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What did the plate say to the food?

The meal is on me.

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call a large party where matzah is served?

A matzah ball.

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Shane Ronay
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Why is voting "Nay" more direct than voting Aye"?

It's straight from the horse's mouth.

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Yehuda Lane
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What is Barry the Smurf's nickname?

Blue Barry

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Akiva Lane
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Did Arlene like the new vacuum cleaner?

She thought it sucks.

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Shane Ronay
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Where do puns come from?

The funny farm

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Akiva Lane
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What do you get when you are in a hurry?

You get going.

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Shane Ronay
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Why does this horse always give leg cramps to its riders?

His name is Charley.

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call a tank that uses AI?

A think tank.

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Akiva Lane
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How did the city feel when they built a stone wall a mile long?

They felt it was a milestone.

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Akiva Lane
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What is the difference between a building under construction and a flashlight?

The building uses heavy beams, and a flashlight uses light beams.

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