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Why did Jon quit his job at the marble quarry?

He was always between a rock and a hard place.

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Akiva Lane
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What did Mr. Cow say to Mrs. Cow when it started pouring rain?

I Noah ark we can use.

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Why was Walt Disney happy after visiting Mickey Mouse in the hospital?

Because he saw that Mickey was very animated.

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Why did the clown leave the circus?

Because people were always laughing at him.

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In a polarized society, what is the result of discussions between people with opposite views?

What is discussed results in disgust.

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What kind of insect has a name that indicates that it's always running away?

The flea.

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What kind of headlines do people not like to see?

The ones in their forehead, because it indicates worry and tension.

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What is the annual football game for plumbers?

The Toilet Bowl.

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Did Steve really buy this antique violin for only $5?

Yes, and with no strings attached!

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Shane Ronay
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Where is the best place to find shipping pallets?

"Skid" row

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Why can you get books from a strawberry that doesn't tell the truth?

It's a lie berry.

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What is exercizing at home called?

The home stretch.

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