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Why was the ballet teacher considered to be so good?

She really kept her students on their toes.

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Why was the nurse pleased to immunize this boy?

Because she was giving him her best shot.

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What is a stretched rope that walks around called?

A tight rope walker.

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What are flies that hang around a clock called?

Time flies.

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What does mailing a letter have in common with post Covid?

Post office.

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What is it called when Charlie talked with his Grandmother every week?

Tele-gram.

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How did Bob become a carpenter?

He was an apprentice to a carpenter, and that nailed it.

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Why is each skunk unique?

Because each is distinked.

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What is someone called who is always thinking about buildings?

He has an edifice complex.

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Shane Ronay
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Did you hear about the lawsuit between NBA players and the league?

It was a basket case.

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How was the woman able to remember to buy a new pail?

It was on her bucket list.

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Why wasn't Lucy happy about her schedule?

Because she was so busy, it wasn't funny.

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