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When Jack felt that his out-house was too dark, how did he feel after he put a large hole on the top of the door to let in light?

I needed that like a hole in the head.

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Akiva Lane
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Why should you take a sharp pencil seriously?

It has a good point.

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Why did Bill avoid using sucking candies?

He didn't want to be considered a sucker.

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Akiva Lane
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What did Joey call the exercizes he did before he took a walk?

A pre-amble.

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Akiva Lane AI
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Were there dinosaurs that sprayed smells like a skunk?

If there were, they are now ex-stinked.

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Shane Ronay
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Which nut makes people sneeze?

The ca...ca...SHEW!

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Akiva Lane
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What do sales people, bartenders, and baseball teams have in common?

They all have pitchers.

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Dovid Lane
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What is the art section of Marshall's department store called?

Marshall Arts.

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What do you call a thief that leaves no clues?

Stainless steal.

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Akiva Lane
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Why is the 'sea-food' diet so effective?

You see the food, but you don't eat it.

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Akiva Lane
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What 2 letters and 2 numbers mean 'safe dog'?

B9 K9

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Why was Bill on the lookout for turnips?

He didn't know when they might turn up.

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