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What is clothing from Italy called?

Italian dressing.

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Why did the unemployed actor break his leg?

He wanted to be in a cast.

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What is a radical socialist who is very calm called?

A calm-unist.

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What do you call a tree that has apples for a pie, and it's root is shaped like a square?

The square root of pie.

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Where is the Royal Rodeo held?

Buckingham palace.

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How do you get someone to say 'Who's there?'

You say 'Knock, knock'

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Why was Bill's band - that hummed while playing drums - not successful?

It was humdrum.

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What did Joan do after she attached her schedule to a helium balloon?

She didn't know, because her plans were up in the air.

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What are the great-great grandparents of an ant called?

Ant-cestors.

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What 2 letters and 2 numbers mean 'safe dog'?

B9 K9

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When you trade in an old bike for a new bike, what is that called?

Re-cycling.

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What starts with P and ends with E and has thousands of letters.

Post Office.

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