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How did Betty feel about her new job pressing clothes?

She found the pressing depressing.

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Yitzchak Berger
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How does a hippie with 2 wives count them?

One Mrs. Hippie, two Mrs. Hippie.

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Shane Ronay
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What are mens' favorite legume?

Chick peas

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Akiva Lane
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Why did the hospital remove the windows from the operating room?

They wanted it to be paneless.

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Akiva Lane AI
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If a store gives away packets of letter B's, what are they called?

Freebees.

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Akiva Lane AI
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What do you call someone who steals dishes from a housewares store?

Dish-honest.

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Akiva Lane
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How holy did Bill feel that Heaven is?

He felt it was wholly holy.

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Shane Ronay
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What is the largest bone on hippos?

Their hips.

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Akiva Lane
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Why was the baker happy?

Because he had all that he kneaded.

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Akiva Lane
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If the rule is "I before E except after C", why is the word Weird different?

Because the word is Weird.

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call a tank that uses AI?

A think tank.

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Akiva Lane
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If seagulls fly near the sea, what birds fly near the bay?

Bagels.

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