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Why did Stu work for the Dept. of Transportation?

He loves hitting the road.

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Why didn't the two gangs have their scheduled showdown?

Because one gang didn't show up.

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Why did the waiter in the restaurant need to calm down and have patience?

He didn't want people to say he couldn't wait.

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What is the border between Finland and Russia called?

The Finish line.

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What does someone say who loves using thyme as a spice?

"Thyme is of the essence" or "I just need more thyme".

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What happens every year in the universe?

We celebrate its universe-ary.

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How did Bill lose so much weight?

Whenever he was about to eat - he thought of the word 'weight', and it reminded him to wait.

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What happened to the man driving with a broken tail pipe?

He became exhausted.

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What did Barry say when he saw his neighbor put a muzzle on his dangerous dog?

Muzzle Tov!

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Why didn't Janet want to wait in line for 5 hours for tickets to the concert?

She didn't know if she could stand it.

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Why did Bob put some salt on everything he ate?

He was told to take everything with a grain of salt.

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Why did the luxury home builder use only inexpensive laminate kitchen countertops?

He lost his marbles

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