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How does a skunk know how to release its smell?

It uses its in-stinked.

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How did Billy react when he got a box of marbles for his birthday.

He thought it was marbleous.

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What kind of tea inspires caring for other people?

Humana Tea.

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Which city outlawed the use of doorbells?

Knocksville, TN

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What is this university's sister-school?

Death Valley Tech.

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Why was the cow afraid?

It was a cow-ard.

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Why are we held accountable for what we eat?

Because a person can choose what he chews.

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What is a risk of driving an electric car?

Being charged with battery.

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What would one say when learning how a skunk's odor is produced?

That makes scents.

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Why did the bear not want to wear shoes?

It couldn't bear not having bare feet.

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What state keeps track of their Dell computers?

Delaware

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What are flies that hang around a clock called?

Time flies.

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