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If a friend's cousin donates a kidney to his friend's cousin, what does it make the two friends?

Second cousins, once removed.

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Why didn't ancient man understand the world of the stars?

It was over his head.

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What is ironic about taking the apple on the left?

After you take it, the other one is left.

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What can you say about a bagel with a very large hole?

It's hole is bigger than the sum of its parts.

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What is a happy insect called?

An uptick.

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Why did George sell his barber shop?

He found cleaning it to be a hair-raising experience.

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What fruit can't get married quickly?

Cantaloupe.

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What kind of thinking do you need to eat Cracker Jack?

Out of the box thinking.

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What does a penthouse have in common with the lead article in a magazine?

They are both a cover story.

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How did farmer Jones know not to feed his ox eggs?

Because the ox rebelled against any yokes.

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If the second hand on a clock measures seconds, what does the first hand measure?

Either minutes or hours, but we're not sure.

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What flower is named after a dog?

Collie flower.

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