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What is similar between estimates and baseball players?

They both involve ball park figures.

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When Joe was very tired, why did he go to the police station?

Because he needed arrest.

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Why did the sea have to be created quickly?

It was an emergent sea.

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What is similar between a teenager with a credit card and a rhinoceros?

They are both dangerous when they are charging.

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What kind of thinking do you need to eat Cracker Jack?

Out of the box thinking.

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How do you describe the relationship between an Orthopedist and his patient?

A joint venture.

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What is it called when people talk about their disagreements?

The disgust is discussed.

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How can psychiatrists charge so much?

Because people have to be crazy to pay those rates.

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What is the shine of a gold ring called?

Its ring tone.

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What happened when the skunk hurt his nose?

It didn't smell anymore.

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Why did Arnold lie down next to bread in the bakery?

He wanted to be rolling in dough.

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How do the bags in the supermarket feel?

They are fit to be tied.

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