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What can you say about an elevator's day?

It has its ups and downs.

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How did the geometry teacher feel when she saw her children teaching geometry to her grandchildren?

She felt that life had come full circle.

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Is it possible to Google a goose?

Yes, but easier to Google a gaggle.

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Which martial art was this rabbi most proficient at?

Jew-Jitsu

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What kind of headlines do people not like to see?

The ones in their forehead, because it indicates worry and tension.

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What did Joan do after she attached her schedule to a helium balloon?

She didn't know, because her plans were up in the air.

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What happened to Bill?

He tripped while he was on a trip.

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What is cleaning and oiling a pogo stick called?

Spring cleaning.

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Why did Sophia put on makeup?

She thought it was pretty imporant.

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What are Siamese twins that are spies called?

Double agents.

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How is waiting in line similar to being a doctor?

You need patience.

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Why couldn't the koala bear be a doctor?

He wasn't koala-fied.

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