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Which dog breed is the most inherently spoiled?

Rot weilers

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Why did Lisa buy things with pennies?

When she bought things, she wanted to use common cents.

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What are earings called that are in the shape of pears?

A pear of earrings.

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What do you call a crockpot that is broken?

A crackpot.

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Where does superman shop for food?

The supermarket.

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What is something that causes anger called?

A precursor.

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What was the runner chasing after?

He was trying to catch his breath.

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Do professional golfers practice for all 19 holes?

Of course.

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What did one wrestler say to the other?

I'm only choking.

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What did Max say when the mechanic said he must fix the car brakes?

Those are the breaks.

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What does it mean when there are 2 lions in the middle of the road?

It means that cars shouldn't pass each other.

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What do you call a pencil too short to sharpen anymore?

A point of no return.

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