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What bank manager has a white horse near him?

The loan arranger has his horse Silver.

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How do you describe a doctor that is against nasal sprays?

He's anti anti-histamines.

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What is special about the sentence, 'See, yes we can'?

The words mean Yes in Spanish, English, French, and Hebrew.

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Why did the shepherd find the sheep so heavy?

Wherever he would lead them, they were lead.

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Which prison's glee club repeats the lyrics of each song?

Sing Sing.

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What does a lawyer and someone who gave up liquor have it common?

They both passed the bar.

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Why is it important that ducks learn to fly at an early age?

Because before they learn to fly they are just sitting ducks.

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What would happen if Earth was attacked by giant spiders from outer space?

A world wide web.

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Why did Jerry choose to work with the elderly?

He enjoyed other Jerry-atrics.

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What do we wear on our wrist that is similar to the people who guard a rock band?

The watchband.

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What kind of music do fathers like?

Pop music.

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What interpersonal skill is named after a Greek legend?

Apollo gize.

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