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What was the animal band on Noah's Ark called?

The Arkistra.

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Why are trombone players usually easy going people?

They've learned to let things slide.

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Why did Lisa buy things with pennies?

When she bought things, she wanted to use common cents.

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What do you call a delicious English herring?

Yum kippers.

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What was Betty's reaction when the recipe called for stirring the batter?

She kept on stirring until she went batty and stir crazy.

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Why did the union leader start ironing his shirt?

Because he didn't want to strike until the iron was hot.

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How did Andrea feel when she was running out of her favorite red perfume?

She felt bad that she was down to her last red scent.

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What food is this?

Apple Pie

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Why did Bill enjoy working in building demolition?

He thought it was a blast!

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How did Arnold like kick-boxing?

He got a kick out of it.

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Why was Bill so exhausted after a day of putting tires on the inner rings of car wheels?

It was tire ring.

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What is an example of a ring that weighs nothing?

The ring of a phone or of a doorbell.

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