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What do you say about someone who buys cheap candy that causes them to gain weight?

Penny wise and pound foolish.

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What do you call someone who is always drinking coffee?

A caf-fiend.

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What do you call people who work together in a chocolate factory?

Cocoa co-workers.

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What do leaders say when they demand that everyone follow what they say?

The ruler's rules rule.

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What does Alexander the Great and Winnie the Pooh have in common?

Their middle name.

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Where was cheese discovered?

Curd-istan

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What is the result if you combine a sweet pie and a sharp onion?

You get an O-PI-NION that is both sweet and sharp.

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Why are the internal parts of a person called organs?

Because they are very organized.

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When Sara asked her friends to contribute to make the chocolate chip cookies, did they?

Yes, they chipped in.

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Why was the hot dog happy?

Because it was on a roll.

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How did the geometry teacher feel when she saw her children teaching geometry to her grandchildren?

She felt that life had come full circle.

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How did the English teacher teach the class spelling?

She cast them under her spell.

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