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What happened when Gary tried to play piano by ear?

He decided it's better to play with his hands.

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Shane Ronay
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Why was the young mathematician encouraged when computing the formula of circles?

He was told it was easy as pi.

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Akiva Lane
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Why are bees that are born in May confused?

Because they are maybe's.

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What types of phones do prisoners use in prison?

Cell phones.

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What do garbanzo beans have in common with a sedative for chickens?

Chick peace.

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Why shouldn't you write with a broken pencil?

Because it's pointless.

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How did the podiatrist react to having no patients all week?

De-feeted

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Why did the prisoner try to break out of jail?

He figured that after all that jail time, he needed a break.

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What is the first phase of a liver transplant called?

De-livery

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Akiva Lane
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What do lawyers do?

They insert and remove claws in clauses.

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What is a list of people from Czechoslovakia called?

A Czech list.

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What are the strongest sea creatures?

Mussels

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