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Why was the family alarmed when grandma got up from her rocking chair?

Because she was off her rocker.

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Do allergists make a good living?

It's nothing to sneeze at.

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What do you call an alligator in a vest?

An investigator.

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What is a person from the planet Noyd?

Annoyed.

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How holy did Bill feel that Heaven is?

He felt it was wholly holy.

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What is the difference between starting a new job and eating hotdogs?

With one you try to pass muster, and with the other you pass the mustard.

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How is Elon Musk similar to the Lone Ranger?

After dealing with him, they ask, 'Who was that Musk man'?

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In a group of rabbits, how far are they from each other?

A hare's breath.

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What happens to a skunk when its source of smell is removed?

It becomes ex-stinked.

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If a store gives away packets of letter B's, what are they called?

Freebees.

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What is a dog called that swims back and forth in a pool?

A lap dog.

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How did the pet turtle escape from the box it was in?

With out of the box thinking.

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