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Why was Arnold concerned about his small garbage pail?

Because it was a little pale.

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Why should we be careful about illusions?

Because it begins with the word 'ill'.

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What part of a car is similar to these wooden dashes?

The dashboard.

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Why are weddings often done under canopies?

To say that marriage is in tents.

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How did the mouse avoid the mousetrap?

He just squeaked by.

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How do we know that the water in back of a boat is not asleep?

Because it's a wake.

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Which Russian leader used delay tactics as a military strategy?

Stallin'

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Where do shoes go to get stronger?

Boot camp.

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It's illegal to laugh loudly in Hawaii.

You must keep it to a low "Ha".

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What did Danny do when the bullies wouldn't let other kids go on the slide?

He let it slide.

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What do you call a scientist whose funding got taken away?

A mad scientist.

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What happens if fowl don't build nests for winter?

They go cold turkey.

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