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Why did Martha practice drawing lions?

Her therapist said that there were times she had to get better at drawing the lion.

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What did the children say when given these?

Ooh...goody, goody gumdrops!

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What is exercizing at home called?

The home stretch.

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How did Martha feel about going back to work on Monday?

It was a weak day.

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Did Emily like living near the water?

She shore did.

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What do attorneys wear to court when representing clients?

Their law suits.

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What do you call a costume made up of sun, moon, and stars?

The disguise is the skies.

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How do you catch an animal that escaped from its cage?

It needs out of the box thinking.

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What has one eye, no mouth, and everyone agrees that it always makes a good point.

A needle.

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What is similar between slamming on the car brakes and baseball?

They both have a short stop.

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Why did Sam get up from bed in the morning?

He decided he wasn't going to take it lying down anymore.

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What is a hotel called that is named in honor of potatoes?

Suite Potatoes.

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