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What animal is similar to a tree that looks like a pole?

Poultry.

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What was it called when Grace tossed a pea pod to someone she wanted to stop arguing with?

A pod cast to start a peas process.

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Why did the therapist keep a bell in his office?

If what he said didn't ring a bell with the patient, he could ring the bell for the patient.

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What did the jigsaw puzzle man have trouble with?

He found it hard to pull himself together.

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What is a father that sells soft-drinks called?

A soda pop.

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What is a good name for a very aggressive soda can?

Ghengiz Can.

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Why are reading glasses called glasses?

Because they are made from plastic?

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What is called if the thumb rules all the other fingers?

A rule of thumb.

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Was the snack food factory worker hurt when the machine exploded?

No, but had a chip on his shoulder.

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What did the law student who liked liquor knew he had to do?

He had to pass the bar in order to pass the bar.

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What does a cell phone and a gold ring have in common?

They both have a ring tone.

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In the race, how did the runner's shoes do?

They were all tied.

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