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What did Joey do when his mother said his bathroom towel was dirty, and he should throw it in the hamper?

He threw in the towel.

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How did Gary build a successful drainpipe business?

Having his mind in the gutter.

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What can have both a good and bad result?

Pennies from Heaven

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What did the husband say when he brought his wife flowers?

This bud's for you.

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Why did Tom get fired from the kitchen hardware business?

He just couldn't handle it.

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Why did it often rain when Bill was thinking with deep concentration?

Because he was brainstorming.

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How is a bird similar to the wife of a miser?

They both go 'cheap, cheap'.

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Which psychology specialty focuses on dealing with others?

Yourology

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In the race, how did the runner's shoes do?

They were all tied.

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How did the medical student choose Ophthalmology as a specialty?

He researched his options, and the eyes had it.

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What are examples of types of bread in a bakery called?

Roll models.

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What is the motto of someone who eats just a little too much?

Eat, drink, and be merry, for tomorrow we diet.

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