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What was the problem with the rebellious beaver?

He didn't give a dam.

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What happens when we realize something?

We see it with real eyes.

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What is the study of the fancy speech that con-men use called?

Prose and cons.

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In the body, what is between tendon B and tendon D.

Tendency.

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How is someone who falls similar to someone in debt?

They are both losing their balance.

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What do dates and apples have it common?

One comes from a palm tree, the other comes from a pomme tree.

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How did Alan like his job in the factory that squeezes grapes?

He found it depressing.

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What did the Arial, Helvetica, and Courier fonts say to each other?

You're not my type.

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What construction machine is named after a bird?

The crane.

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What do clocks, computer programs, thieves, and track stars all have in common?

They are all running.

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Do people gain weight as they get older?

If they do, it's a waist of time.

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What is a party called where everyone is treated equally?

A democratic party.

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