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Where do superman and batman live?

Capetown.

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Why is the plural of garbage garbage?

No matter how much garbage there is, it's still garbage.

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Why is each skunk unique?

Because each is distinked.

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What's good about having a one-track mind?

You don't easily go off the rails.

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Which animal rarely stops talking?

The yak

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Are people in a family 'absolute'?

They are 'relative', that's why they are called relatives.

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Does before come after after, and does after come before before?

Alphabetically yes.

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What is a berry that doesn't tell the truth about its books?

A lie berry.

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Why did Sam sing while he built houses?

He wanted to build them soundly.

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When Alan was arrested, why couldn't he accept invitations?

He was fully booked.

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How did the circus strongman react when he found out he had an iron deficiency, though he could bend iron with his bare hands?

He found it ironic.

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How did the mouse respond when the cat invited him to play?

What's the catch?

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