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Because Gus Jones was so much fun to be with, what was his nickname?

Fun Gus.

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What do you do when you first feel an itch?

You start from scratch.

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What does a law student have in common with someone giving up liquor?

They both want to pass the bar.

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Why did Nancy like turning on light bulbs?

She enjoyed the experience of 'seeing the light'.

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What do you call male child of a purse?

A purse son.

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What is the difference between starting a new job and eating hotdogs?

With one you try to pass muster, and with the other you pass the mustard.

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How would you describe Luke Skywalker if he's not that friendly?

Luke warm.

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What do new packages of medicines and many aquariums and zoos have in common?

They have seals.

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How does one obtain a very firm crease from the dry cleaner?

Request an increase.

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How would you describe the fact that ducks make more and better eggs than chickens?

It's a para-ducks.

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What is the waiting area for mens' haircuts called?

The barber queue

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Why is the school excavating?

They needed a level playing field.

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