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What was obvious to everyone, but no one dared mention?

The elephant in the room.

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What is another name for a florist?

A petal pusher

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What is a very small pun called?

A puny pun.

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What is it called when musicians play their instruments together in their cars?

A traffic jam.

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What is another name for a frankfurter and beer?

Frank and stein.

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How did the alien feel when trying to socialize with people?

Alienated.

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What 'joke' did the wife not appreciate when she was preparing a meal on her kitchen counter-top?

When her husband said, 'You're being counter productive."

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What are these soldiers doing?

Trying to keep their chin-ups.

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What is a machine that automatically rows a boat?

A row bot.

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What's the question about whether the word is spelled 'kibutz' or kibbutz'?

Two B's or not two B's, that is the question.

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What did the Mayor say about the turnstile jumping on the subway?

That's not fare!

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What happened when someone bumped into Billy, causing him to drop his piggy bank into the river?

He was left cents-less.

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