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What do you call a broken garbage receptacle?

A has bin.

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What did the miner say when he discovered gold?

It's mine!

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What is this?

B4 before B4.

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How do billboards communicate with each other?

Sign language

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What is the happiest country in Europe?

Ha Land (Holland)

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What is a father called who is an expert at doing things?

A doo dad.

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A swimming pool table.

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Which country has the most virologists and epidemiologists?

Germ any

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When Arnie said that he preferred to learn accordion rather than piano, what were his parents reaction?

They changed his music teacher accordingly.

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Why did Bruce breed racing deer?

He wanted to make a fast buck.

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How do you describe a fantastic egg?

Egg-cellent, egg-ceptional, and egg-stroadinary.

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What is used to lubricate the joints of a robot?

Elbow grease.

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