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What is the shine of a gold ring called?

Its ring tone.

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What do you call memories of stressfull times?

Past tense.

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Which vegetable is best served mashed?

Squash

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Why did the CEO have all the corporate planes painted red?

He didn't want them to be too plane.

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Which sea creature is stranger than a platypus?

An odder

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What 2 letters do you say when you realize something?

I C

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Why did a lot of people want to use Alan Richter's bathroom scale?

Because they wanted to know what they weighed on the Richter scale.

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Why did King Louis XV say, "After me comes the flood"?

He reigned for 59 years, and King Louis XIV reigned for 72 years, and after all that reigning, of course there would be a flood!

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How was Jim doing in the track and field competition?

He found that winning faced a lot of hurdles.

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What are groups called that claim they know all the facts?

Factions.

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What's the difference between a couple who are dating and a fire?

When the couple goes out, it progresses. When the fire goes out, it ends.

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Why was the uncle's wife nervous?

She was feeling 'auntsy'.

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