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How are banks like trees?

They both have branches.

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What is a good 2-part security method?

Beagles and locks.

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What is a drug store called that specializes in drugs from vegetables and fish?

Farm and Sea Pharmacy.

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Why didn't Bill have a good vacation?

By mistake he went to a hostile instead of a hostel.

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What does a cell phone, a credit card, and a bullfight have it common?

They all involve charging.

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What happened when the drummer rejoined the marching band?

There were repercussions.

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What happens if you ask your builder not to carpet the steps in your house?

He'll give you a blank stair.

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What is the ability of having nerves of steel called?

Nerve-ana.

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What is a group of people who share an interest in learning about and fixing electric fans?

A fan club.

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Why did the container of food feel disappointed when aluminum foil was placed over it?

It thought to itself, "Foiled again".

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What's the combination of a man and a lima bean?

A human bean.

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What do you call someone who lends money at very high interest rates?

A loan wolf.

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