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What kind of glue do Eskimos use to hold their ice houses together?

Ig glue.

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What is it called when a government tries to get support by giving things away for free?

A free-for-all.

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When we treat others with tact, what is the result?

Our relationships remain intact.

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Why is a child's cry called a wail?

Because sometimes it seems as big as a whale.

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Why can't everyone text at the same speed?

Not everyone is the same type.

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What do geese and cars have in common?

They both honk.

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What are these people doing?

Driving people bananas.

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How did the medical student choose Ophthalmology as a specialty?

He researched his options, and the eyes had it.

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Why are ticks in Rome full of love?

Because they are romantics.

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Why did Phil stop turning around?

Because every time he turned around, another year went by.

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Why is the name for the animal duck misleading?

Because when a hunter tries to shoots at it, it doesn't duck, it flies away.

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What are magazines called that agree with the viewpoint of Donald Trump?

MAGA zines.

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