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Why was Charlie so concerned when he found a hole in his bag of marbles that he never noticed before?

He thought that he might be losing his marbles.

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Why did the student study outside in the cold?

Because he wanted to learn the subject cold.

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Why did Sandra like eating blueberries and strawberries.

They tasted berry, berry good, and they made her berry, berry happy.

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How does the bee feel about its beehive?

It feels like it bee-longs.

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Which architecture style was used for the new personalized learning center?

Modern Tudor

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Why was this water making high-pitched noises?

Because it was a creak.

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What do these have in common? A smelly basketball, hitting a baseball too far to the right or left, and a dance of chickens?

They are all a foul ball.

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What can be the problem with a dynasty?

The word ends with nasty.

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Why did a lot of people want to use Alan Richter's bathroom scale?

Because they wanted to know what they weighed on the Richter scale.

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What do you call worrying about the complications of losing money in a real estate complex?

A complex complex about a complex.

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How did Helvetica respond when someone suggested that she go out with Times New Roman?

He's not my type.

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What is this picture saying?

Crime is out of the question.

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