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What are axes that are used by criminals called?

Axes of Evil.

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Why did the husband and wife put their hands in the sink together when they wanted to communicate?

It helped them be in-sink with each other.

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What time is this?

A quarter after 5.

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In what direction do people clean?

They clean up.

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What did one boxer say to the other boxer?

Did you miss me?

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What is a stack of watches called?

A watch tower.

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What did one guy say to his friend when he got to the punchbowl at the party first?

I beat you to the punch.

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What is a machine called that helps bulls go to sleep?

A bull dozer.

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Why did Matt run in the desert?

For the big race, he wanted to make a dry run.

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What is this fooseball player in need of?

Plastic Surgery

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Why did Oliver sit on a ball in his office?

He wanted to show that he was really on the ball.

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What kind of tea decreases a person's intelligence?

Stupida tea.

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