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Why did Bill's tongue always hurt?

Every time he wanted to say something that he shouldn't say, he bit his tongue.

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Why did Barry's tongue hurt so much?

Each time he felt like saying something wrong, he bit his tongue.

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What do you call a state that is really into dancing?

A swing state.

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Do you ever see herds of animals roam cities?

It's practically unherd of.

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What kind of cats are good at imitating?

Copy cats.

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What is it called if a baseball pitcher throws a small model of an elevator?

An elevator pitch.

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How are kids similar to food?

If you don't care for them when they are fresh, they become spoiled.

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What 5 letters are just empty energy?

MTNRG

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What did Emily do when all the potato chips fell on the floor?

She let the chips fall where they may.

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Is the entire world starting to think exactly the same?

Just the indoctri-nations.

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How did the Curtis family feel after they had a pet bear for a month?

They couldn't bear it any more.

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What is a book called that is a collection of reviews about the movie Psycho?

Psycho Analysis

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