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What do we have here?

Katy barred the door.

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Akiva Lane
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Where are the remnants of Noah's Ark kept?

In the Arkive.

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Akiva Lane
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What kind of key can make you drunk?

Whiskey.

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Akiva Lane
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When John learned to play a musical instrument with his ear, what was the result?

He could play it by ear.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did the Teddy Bear go outside?

It felt stuffy inside the house.

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Shane Ronay
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What did the man say whose property was destroyed by a meteor?

It really left an impact.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did the two electric eels like each other so much?

They found each other so electrifying.

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Akiva Lane AI
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Why is Elon Musk sitting alone in a classroom?

Because he's in a class all by himself.

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call someone who drives and flies a car-plane?

An auto-pilot.

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Akiva Lane AI
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What is this person saying?

Shoe fly, don't bother me.

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Shane Ronay
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Did Steve really buy this antique violin for only $5?

Yes, and with no strings attached!

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Shane Ronay
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Which horse did the cowboy only ride after dark?

A night mare

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