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Why did the CEO have all the corporate planes painted red?

He didn't want them to be too plane.

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What did Arnold like about geometry?

He thought some of the angles were acute.

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Why did it often rain when Bill was thinking with deep concentration?

Because he was brainstorming.

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Why didn't Jerry mind if his dog didn't tell the truth when the dog was asleep?

Because he let sleeping dogs lie.

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How did Mark feel when he used a machine to get rid of his static?

He felt ex-static.

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Where do baseball teams store their baseball bats?

It the bat room.

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What special symbol weighs more than any other?

The pound.

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How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh?

Ten-tickles.

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What was the nickname of 10 year old Beth who was always getting into trouble?

Miss Cheevous

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Why wasn't Lucy happy about her schedule?

Because she was so busy, it wasn't funny.

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What do you call a factory that makes OK products?

A satis factory.

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What is it called when the letter E moves slowly?

Creep-E.

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