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Why was the baker happy?

Because he had all that he kneaded.

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Why did the husband and wife enjoy scuba diving together?

They liked the feeling of being in sink with each other?

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Why did Max pay a lot of money for a bed?

Because it was a bedder bed.

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Why did Ed swim to the very bottom of his swimming pool?

He had a problem with the pool, and he wanted to get to the bottom of it.

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Which internal organ has the most audacity?

The gall bladder.

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Why did Jerry choose to work with the elderly?

He enjoyed other Jerry-atrics.

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What is it called when parents provide good guidance for their children?

Power steering.

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How do you distinguish between a numerator and denominator?

There's a fine line between the two.

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What do you call worrying about the complications of losing money in a real estate complex?

A complex complex about a complex.

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What jail do bad jokes go to?

The pun-itentiary.

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Why was the baker upset with the loaves of bread?

Because they were loafing around too much.

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Even though Julie loved history, why did she choose not be a historian?

There was no future in it.

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