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What is something written about the North Pole called?

An Artic-le.

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Why are all fish stores in Finland kosher?

Because they have Finns and scales.

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What would Freud say if he made a commercial?

"Let go of my ego".

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Why did Jim's team always win the tug-of-war competitions?

They had a lot of pull.

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Why did Martha carry a small rock with her?

To remind her that sometimes life is hard.

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What do you call an ant that is good at finance?

An account ant.

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What did Alice call the hair she cut off because it was full of knots?

Forget me knots.

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What happened to the marionette puppet that misbehaved at school?

It was suspended.

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A paradigm.

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What did Arnie lose, that made him unable to speak?

He lost his voice.

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How did the word 'hour' get its name?

Because it is 'ours' to do with as we choose.

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What kind of log can't change directions?

An ideologue.

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