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How to people from this country justify where they were born?

They must Peruv it.

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Why did George sell his barber shop?

He found cleaning it to be a hair-raising experience.

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What do you call dew that stays on the grass and doesn't disappear?

Resi dew that is over dew.

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What do transport companies and movies have in common?

They both have trailers.

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Why did Peter bite into a packet of money?

People told him he should put his money where his mouth is.

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What can you say about an elevator's day?

It has its ups and downs.

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What's a good career path for those with wit and a command over language?

A pundit.

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What's the motto of a computer programmer who enjoys programming?

I never metadata I didn't like.

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What do teachers and eyes have in common?

They both have pupils.

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What is it called when people make big letters on the ground?

Typography topography.

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Why didn't the mother want her son to listen to the radio too much?

She didn't want him to become too radio-active.

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What can you say about a teacher without any students?

He's in a class all by himself.

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