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What rap singer also told puns?

Rapunzel

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How did the man who ate nothing but vegetable soup for decades live to be 100?

He took good stock in himself.

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What excuse can be used by a person who drinks too much?

I'd rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal labotomy.

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What are the strongest sea creatures?

Mussels

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How did the spice feel when it were burned?

It was incensed.

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What happened when Ben was stuck in traffic and missed his doctor's appointment?

It became a dis-appointment.

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How did the trucking company become so successful?

They went the extra mile.

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How would you describe Shakespeare's development as a writer?

It went through many stages.

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What is the name of a locksmith store where the locksmith has blond hair

Goldi Locks.

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Why did men find it difficult to understand what Abigail Terious was all out?

She was Miss-terious.

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What is a plant growing out of an egg called?

An egg plant.

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What is a word that describes Thomas Edison's invention of the light bulb?

Brilliant.

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