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When the Jacob's family made a home movie, why did they include eating hotdogs at the barbecue?

The hotdogs were perfect for the role.

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When Bill was feeling down, why did he go to the racetrack?

It made him feel bettor.

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What is similar about doctors' situations before and after they graduate from medical school?

First they need patience, and then they need patients.

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What should you do if a piece of folded clothing runs away?

Catch it and bring it back into the fold.

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What type of shop specializes in watch components that are accurate up to the minute?

A second-hand store.

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What do you call a place with a lot of spiders?

A web site.

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If bored people chose a leader, what would the postion be called?

Chairman of the bored.

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What is the term for a relapse of influenza?

Deja Flu

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What colored letter does not want to wait?

Red D.

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What does the Garden of Eden, New York City, Granny Smith, and Cuppertino have in common?

Apples

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My friend moved to Helsinki, but couldn't fit in.

He found it hard to Finnish anything.

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What do you call someone who is an expert at choosing clocks for counter-tops?

Counter clock wise.

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