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How do the bags in the supermarket feel?

They are fit to be tied.

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What did Sylvia say when her lunch fell down a well by mistake?

Oh, well.

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What was the zoo like when all the bears were sent to a different zoo?

It was unbearable.

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What would be the result if you used incense made from mushrooms?

A mushroom cloud.

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Where did Maxine put all her bottles of water?

In the water closet.

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How did Matt feel about the government diverting the river that made his stream dry up?

He thought it was ex-stream.

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How do we know that the water in back of a boat is not asleep?

Because it's a wake.

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Why did Max fire his accountant?

Because Max told him he wanted the business to be liquid, and the accountant thought he said 'liquidated'.

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Where is the Royal Rodeo held?

Buckingham palace.

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What did farmer Bill Rath call the grapes that grew in his vineyard?

Grapes of Rath.

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What is a rabbit's favorite music?

Hip hop.

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Why did Terrie Gross's boyfriend find her mysterious?

Because her name was Miss Terrie.

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