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Why did Maxine toss a clock in the air?

She wanted to see time fly.

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What's the motto of a clothing maker that encourages young men to wear vests?

Go vest, young man, go vest.

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What can happen if a person has too much debt?

It can debt-inate.

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What phrase explains the importance of making a will?

Where there's a will there's a way.

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What is a machine called that helps bulls go to sleep?

A bull dozer.

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Why did Janet eat from a bag of dates when she talked to Joe at work?

She wanted him to ask her for a date.

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What do you call a company that efficiently arranges organ transplants?

An organized organ organization.

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What vegetable makes the most polite request?

Let us.

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What is it called when sugar cane rebels against the farmer?

The cane mutiny.

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What is used to lubricate the joints of a robot?

Elbow grease.

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Why did Edith insist on drinking tea out of her own cup?

Any other way was not her cup of tea.

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Why did the general always have his walking stick with him?

He never made decisions without his staff.

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