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Why did Max keep a safe in his house?

Everyone was telling him 'Keep safe'.

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When you trade in an old bike for a new bike, what is that called?

Re-cycling.

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Why did they hang the criminal?

He was looking for a loophole, and he found one.

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How do you describe a fantastic egg?

Egg-cellent, egg-ceptional, and egg-stroadinary.

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After Joe's dog Spot ran away, why was his house cleaner?

Because it was Spot-less.

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When do you tell people what they are?

When you tell them, 'You are welcome'.

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Why did the man visit his doctor with such tendency?

He had tendonitis.

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When Sara asked her friends to contribute to make the chocolate chip cookies, did they?

Yes, they chipped in.

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How do authorities in England express their appreciation for the public maintaining orderly lines?

They say, "ThanQueue

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What did the mother say to get her son to stop playing video games and come to dinner?

Step up to the plate.

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What is a bag called before it wakes up?

A sleeping bag.

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What is the best month to buy and sell jewelry?

Jewel-eye.

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