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When Jack felt that his out-house was too dark, how did he feel after he put a large hole on the top of the door to let in light?

I needed that like a hole in the head.

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What does a big fine for drunken driving have in common with English grammar?

Sin tax.

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How do spiders find food to eat?

They look on the web.

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What does a lawyer and someone who gave up liquor have it common?

They both passed the bar.

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What does China and Turkey have in common?

They raise red flags.

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What 5 one syllable words rhyme and are all dramatic?

Purge, surge, urge, merge, and splurge.

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Why did the blues band remind Bob of his days hunting whales?

The wailing reminded him of whaling.

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Why was the king nauseous?

Because the people were revolting.

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Why did the man visit his doctor with such tendency?

He had tendonitis.

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What is an aunt that is a great cook called?

Aunty Pasto.

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What is a survey about telephone usage called?

A telephone poll.

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Why did the politician take a part-time job as a cashier?

He wanted to learn more about change.

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