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What does a lumber mill have in common with a computer?

They both have logs.

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What is it called when the earth shakes around a duck farm?

An earth quack.

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What is called if the thumb rules all the other fingers?

A rule of thumb.

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What are the strongest sea creatures?

Mussels

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Why did the towel feel so tired after it was used?

It felt like a wrung out towel.

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If a gun had children, who would they be?

Well, the boy would be a son of a gun.

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What is exercizing at home called?

The home stretch.

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How do you describe a mediocre seamstress?

A so-so sew-sew.

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Are the Facebook office buildings physical?

Yes, but they are also Meta physical.

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Why did the push-button go to the therapist?

Each time someone pushed it, it was depressed.

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What is the difference between Moby Dick and a blues band?

One is a blue whale, and the other is a blue wail.

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How would you describe Luke Skywalker if he's not that friendly?

Luke warm.

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