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What do you call a large amount of stamps?

A stamp-ede.

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How do you describe the protesters living in tents in front of City Hall?

A tent city in a tense city.

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What did Ted say about his playing a bagel in the school play?

My role is a roll.

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Why didn't Johnny want to wear fringes on his clothes like some of his friends?

He didn't want to be part of a fringe group.

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How did Nancy feel when the lemon-sugar pie she made fell on the floor?

It was a bitter-sweet experience.

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How do some people deal with eating leftovers on Black Friday?

They go cold turkey.

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How did Avigail like her work as a seamstress?

She felt it was sew-sew.

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Why didn't Betty want to talk about the bed that her dog Dignity was sleeping on?

She felt it was beneath her dignity.

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What award did Frank Lloyd Wright win with this design?

A stairing contest

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How did Joe feel when he met with a lot of his friends and family?

Joe + you + us = joyous.

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What do you call an airline founded by a group of inheritors?

United Heirlines

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Why didn't Maxine want to charge the lightbulb with a saltwater battery?

She didn't want it to be charged with salt and battery.

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