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What would ticks be called if they were found on the moon?

Luna-ticks.

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What did Joan do after she attached her schedule to a helium balloon?

She didn't know, because her plans were up in the air.

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If a gun had children, who would they be?

Well, the boy would be a son of a gun.

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Is rain free?

Yes, it's on the house.

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Why did the mother love carry her child?

She started loving it when she carried him before he was born.

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What did the Jones family say after they found their dog named Spot?

We spotted the spot where Spot was, by spotting his spot!

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What US city has a name similar to this?

Little Rock

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How did the bad sergeant behave?

He was rotten to the corps.

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What was the best advice that Benjamin Franklin ever got?

People told him to go fly a kite.

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If the rule is "I before E except after C", why is the word Weird different?

Because the word is Weird.

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Why didn't the carpenter want to fit counter-tops?

He didn't want to be accused of counter-fitting.

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What is a doctor called that treats conditions caused by ticks?

A tick doc.

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