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Why didn't the shark eat the Princess?

Because she was spoiled.

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What is similar between a place where wine is made and a nursery?

They are both whineries.

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How did Jacob feel about Rivka's borther Lavan when he worked for Lavan for 20 years?

He felt that Lavan wasn't lovin'.

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How are governments sometimes similar to sunglasses?

Both of them can be polarized.

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What did the deer in the forest say to the hunter?

I'm game.

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What letter is good for a cough?

T

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What's the main challenge of being a therapist?

To be a sounding board, without sounding bored.

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What can you say about a bagel with a very large hole?

It's hole is bigger than the sum of its parts.

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When Arnie said that he preferred to learn accordion rather than piano, what were his parents reaction?

They changed his music teacher accordingly.

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What is a good motto for a sausage company?

We make the best wurst.

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What did the pan say when it was covered with aluminum foil?

Foiled again!

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How did the young lady feel when her date was rude?

She felt dis-missed.

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