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Why did Beth wear sneakers when she did the wash?

In case the colors would run.

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Akiva Lane
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What is it called when you wave to someone with a small gesture?

A micro wave.

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Akiva Lane
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When did the mother of a newborn boy wake up?

At son rise.

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Shane Ronay
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Which type of make-up remover is used by all genders?

Withdrawing an apology

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Moshe Sherizen
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Why did the cookie go to the doctor?

Because it felt crummy.

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Akiva Lane
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Why do people like peeling their own fruit?

Because if other people peel it, it has less appeal.

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Akiva Lane
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What animal is similar to a tree that looks like a pole?

Poultry.

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Akiva Lane
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How did the group on the safari feel halfway through their trip?

Safari so good.

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Akiva Lane
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What is similar between a thief and shoes to run in?

They are both sneakers.

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call a bar that serves chocolate?

A chocolate bar.

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Shane Ronay
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Why is a Phillips-head screwdriver so popular?

People see it as a plus.

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Dovid Lane
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Why didn't the shark eat the Princess?

Because she was spoiled.

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