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Why did Arlene bring a piece of wood and a dog to her first weaving class?

She heard they were going to learn about the warp and the woof.

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With the rule "I before E except after C', why is the word 'seize' an exception?

Because it is totally made up 'Seize'

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What is similar between a tile salesman and a lizard?

One is a tile rep, and the other is a reptile.

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Why did Bill make a rocket made of wood-work?

Because he thought it would work.

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Why did Bill's tongue always hurt?

Every time he wanted to say something that he shouldn't say, he bit his tongue.

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If a person is alone on an island, what color does he have with him?

Maroon.

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What do you call a collection for money to plant bushes?

A hedge fund.

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What kind of running results in having less of something?

Running out of something.

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Why do most adults stop enjoying puns once they get older?

They become groan-ups.

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What's this man's problem?

He has an axe to grind.

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Why was the cook proud of the eggs she made?

Because they were well done.

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What do you call a place with a lot of spiders?

A web site.

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