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Why were Bill's friends always calling him up?

Because his nickname was 'Up'.

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Shane Ronay
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What do you call a bear that is manic depressive?

A bi-polar bear.

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Akiva Lane
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What is common with the words Human and Humor?

They both begin with a focus on the word 'You'.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did the prisoner try to break out of jail?

He figured that after all that jail time, he needed a break.

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Shane Ronay
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Why is this the most expensive dish in the restaurant?

It's 24 carrot plated.

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Akiva Lane
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What part of an animal allows it to conceal itself?

It's hide.

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Shane Ronay
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What happened to the man driving with a broken tail pipe?

He became exhausted.

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Akiva Lane
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How did Bill feel when he was preparing his taxes?

He felt the taxes were attacks.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Martha practice drawing lions?

Her therapist said that there were times she had to get better at drawing the lion.

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Shane Ronay
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Which career works the fewest hours per week?

A Monday morning quarterback.

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Akiva Lane
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How did Sam feel about getting bald?

Hair today, gone tomorrow.

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Shane Ronay
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What type of music do young ladies like best?

Hymns

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