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What is a father that sells soft-drinks called?

A soda pop.

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When one spouse says, 'I've had it up to here', what can the other spouse say?

What is 'it' and where is 'here'?

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What US city is named after soft drinks that Sara made?

Sarasota.

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This is our new dog, Crusty.

All he does is loaf around all day.

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When do parents feel that they aren't parenting enough?

When - in relation to their kids - they feel only 'parenthetical'.

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What are the coolest inventions?

The refrigerator and the air conditioner.

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What does a website have in common with a tightrope walker?

They're both online.

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Was Bill's love of bread a factor in his becoming a baker?

Yes, it played a big roll, and he wanted to make a lot of bread.

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What is it called when police do a search without a search warrant?

Un-warranted.

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What do you call a very elaborate rap song?

A rap-sody.

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When Jim forgot to wear his watch, and he was asked what time it is, what did he answer?

Off-hand I can't say.

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Why was Betty concerned about people her age?

She felt there was a degeneration among the generation.

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