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What are examples of types of bread in a bakery called?

Roll models.

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Which two animals have the lowest integrity?

The lyin and the cheetah.

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What's the opposite of a Thanksgiving turkey?

A spring chicken.

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If you take a pleated skirt, and take the pleats out, what does it become?

Depleted.

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How did the Smith family feel when they spent a lot of money painting their house blue, and they didn't like the color?

They felt they blew it, and they had the blues.

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Why did Matt and Joan feel tension when the dishes weren't washed?

They felt out of sync when the dishes were in the sink.

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What do you call a duck that is a bad doctor?

A quack.

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How does the can opener get its name?

Because it can open things.

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Why was the conductor proud of the orchestra he started?

He was very instrumental in its formation.

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Why did Fred dislike his job using a drill-press?

He found it very boring.

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Why does hot weather seem so smart?

Because it has so many degrees.

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What is one advantage of being indecisive?

Having the benefit of the doubt.

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