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What did the husband say when he brought his wife flowers?

This bud's for you.

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What will happen if the San Andreas Fault causes an earthquake?

It will be covered by no-fault insurance.

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How did the elder people like the larger playing cards?

For them it was a big deal.

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What did the jigsaw puzzle man have trouble with?

He found it hard to pull himself together.

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Why was Fred looking to join another acting company?

He was ready for the next stage.

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What do you call a wine bottle that is in the shape of a letter O?

A wine-o.

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What is the key to "flipping" houses?

Heavy leverage

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What do the left and right pictures have in common?

On the left are coconuts, and on the right are cocoa nuts.

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During the truce in a war, what soup did both sides eat?

Peas soup.

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What kind of 'bot' helps you rest?

A Sha-bot

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Why is the last part of a meal called dessert?

That's when people desert their diet.

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What's a good name for a fish restaurant?

Salmon Enchanted Evening.

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