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What location do these symbols refer to?

Times Square.

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Why did men find it difficult to understand what Abigail Terious was all out?

She was Miss-terious.

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What did Jimmy call the money he made from selling thumb tacks?

Income tacks.

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Why is a body of water on the moon crazy?

It's a luna sea.

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When is door not a door?

When it's ajar.

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What kind of boxes are similar to people who don't like card games?

Card bored.

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Why are visitors to the zoo sometimes directed by mistake to the room with the bats?

People think they asked where the bat room is.

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What does a lumber mill have in common with a computer?

They both have logs.

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What is happening to this car?

It's being toad.

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How did the can opener get its name?

Because it 'can' open things.

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What was Benjamin Franklin's reaction when lightening struck his kite?

He found it enlightening.

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How did the small piece of wood feel when there was nothing to do?

It was a little board.

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