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What Beatles song is about a bee in a vegetable garden?

Lettuce bee.

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Why are the tops of mountains called 'peaks'?

Because they peek at us from a distance.

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Where did Maxine put her nail files?

In the filing cabinet.

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What's a good name for a plumbing supply distributor?

Sink Inc.

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If you put blue berries deep in the ground, what are they called?

Very buried berries.

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Why did the caveman knock rocks together?

To make rock music.

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What do you call a nurse that got caught in the rain without an umbrella?

A wet nurse.

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What is a caveman's favorite meal?

A club sandwich.

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What do you call a smiling rabbit with long hair?

A happy hoppy hippie.

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Which is the most proactive garden rodent?

The gofer.

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At what kind of table does one read the New York Times?

The Times table.

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What do air conditioning installers do to save space?

They get all their ducts lined up.

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