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What part of doors can you eat?

The lox.

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How is a person who is looking for parking like Lady Macbeth?

He feels like saying 'Out out damn spot'!

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If a window was put into the neck of the Statue of Liberty, what would it be called?

A pane in the neck.

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Why did Jerry expect to hear quacking after the air conditioning repair men left?

They said they were putting in new air conditioning ducks.

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What was the longest mistake in history?

The Roman Error, it lasted 500 years.

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Why do chickens tend to have egg-streme political opinions?

Because they don't like being in the middle of the road.

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Why did they decide that Financial Information and Services Corp is not a good name for the company?

It's abbreviation is FIASCO

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When Arnold found a well full of bees, why did he avoid it?

Because he wanted to be well.

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What was the main fruit in Noah's ark?

Pears.

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What did the Howard Knot Rope Company say about its competitors?

They're not Knot knots.

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Why was Bill so exhausted after a day of putting tires on the inner rings of car wheels?

It was tire ring.

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How do Mr. & Mrs. Deer say hello to each other?

Hello Dear.

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