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What's a good name for someone who is always prepared?

Justin Case

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What is the richest perfume.

Musk.

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What fish did Rivka Chovey become like when her brother had children?

She became Aunt Chovey.

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What happens when King Charles has a bad dream?

It's a royal nightmare.

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What music do they play in Boulder, Colorado?

Rock music.

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What is the letter O called when it acts strange?

A weirdo.

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What does a Frenchman say when he says something off-color?

Pardon my French.

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Why are weddings often done under canopies?

To say that marriage is in tents.

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What is a factory that packages eggs called?

An egg plant.

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How did Sam feel when he left the Far East?

He felt dis-oriented.

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How did Mr. and Mrs. Jones feel about their tax bill?

They felt under attacks.

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Why did the bakery shoot their cake up in a rocket ship?

They want to say their cake is out-of-this-world.

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