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What is moistening meat based on?

The meat.

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How is a supermarket similar to a flock of male sheep?

There are a lot of aisles (ayel is Hebrew for a male sheep)

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Why did Barry wear an oxygen mask when he saw a beautiful sunset?

Because it took his breath away.

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What is the problem with debt?

The silent bee inside of it can sting.

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What did county workers accomplish with this sign?

A bee-line.

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Which African nation is known for their pigs?

Guinea

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What does a rich cow say when he's making money?

Moo-lah.

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What part of a computer screen doesn't speak so nicely?

The cursor.

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When the teacher said there's no such thing in English as a double positive making a negative, how did a student respond?

Yeah, right.

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Why did the priest act so differently in church?

It was his altar ego

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Why did Andrea want to date a writer?

She was looking for Mr. Write.

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What is this an example of?

A knee jerk reaction.

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