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What kind of boxes are similar to people who don't like card games?

Card bored.

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What did the doctor use this room for?

A wading room

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Why was the investor's nickname 'Yeast'?

Because wherever he put bread, it would rise.

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Why didn't Bill promise his wife that he would be a billionaire?

Because that didn't look very promising.

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Why did Martha not appreciate her beautiful kitchen counters?

She took it for granite.

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Why is "libre" the Latin root for both book and liberty'?

It implies that learning makes us free.

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How is Julie's time in the playground going?

It's in full swing.

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How did Bill feel when he searched for gold, and found a profitable iron mine?

He thought it was ironic.

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What kind of food is very good for teenagers?

Pro Teen.

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Why does hot weather seem so smart?

Because it has so many degrees.

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Why did the athlete's manager have him take trains instead of planes?

He felt he could use all the training he could get.

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Which martial art was this rabbi most proficient at?

Jew-Jitsu

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