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How can you help people who are suspicious?

Change the first letter of suspicious from S to A, to make it auspicious.

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What are tests in cosmetic school called?

Make-up exams.

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Why did Bill take music stands from other places, and put them in his house?

When he felt strongly about something, he felt he needed to take a stand.

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What did the Design major do when he wasn't accepted to the program?

He went back to the drawing board.

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What do you call a place with a lot of spiders?

A web site.

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What do you call someone who is an expert at choosing clocks for counter-tops?

Counter clock wise.

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What kind of ships requires at least 2 people to navigate?

A relationship and a friendship.

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It's a reddish radish in a red dish.

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Why was Emily very careful when she made right and left turns with the car?

Because one good turn deserves another.

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What is the result if you combine a sweet pie and a sharp onion?

You get an O-PI-NION that is both sweet and sharp.

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Did this school receive its name on purpose?

No, by occident.

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What did the king's wife say to the king?

Reign, dear.

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