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What does a hiker sleep on?

A nap-sack.

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Where are the dots that are over the letter i?

The i's have it.

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Why did the blues band remind Bob of his days hunting whales?

The wailing reminded him of whaling.

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What did the royals think about their subject's continued protests?

They thought it was revolting.

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Why did Alan quit his job as a probate attorney?

He didn't like putting on heirs.

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When someone says something outrageous to you, why is it important to speak up?

Because otherwise it becomes in-rageous

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What was the nickname of 10 year old Beth who was always getting into trouble?

Miss Cheevous

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What is a good name for a company that sells sprinkler systems?

Cease Fire (an actual name of a company)

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What's an inefficient way to kill ants around your shrubs?

Beat around the bush.

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Why was the lady afraid to get her head measured at sea?

She was afraid of cap sizing.

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What is the difference between Moby Dick and a blues band?

One is a blue whale, and the other is a blue wail.

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How does one refer to the hallways at mental institutions?

Psycho paths.

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