Pictures:

What is it called when someone surfs on top of a fishing net?

Surfing the net.

2490

What kind of key can make you drunk?

Whiskey.

2961

Will the door squeak when it's opened and closed?

That hinges on whether it is oiled.

643

How would you describe ordinary airplanes in a large empty area?

Plain planes on a plain plain.

2432

What is it called when you use an Apple computer to cut through loads of information to find what you are looking for?

Mac the knife.

2141

How holy did Bill feel that Heaven is?

He felt it was wholly holy.

1947

What city is named after a saw that is used in battle?

Warsaw

2835

It escapes me.

1308

Why did the maple tree feel bad?

When people took its maple syrup, it felt like such a sap, and it sapped its energy.

2310

When the prices of houses go up, why do their roofs get weaker?

Because the prices go through the roof.

3267

What kind of animal tries to keep all the bushes to itself?

A hedgehog.

467

What is an airplane that is inherited called?

An heir plane.

863