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How does a hippie with 2 wives count them?

One Mrs. Hippie, two Mrs. Hippie.

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The new movie about RVs should be a good one.

I saw the trailer.

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What is the prettiest angle?

The acute angle.

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How did France come up with Bastille day, Canada with Canada Day, and the U.S. July the 4th?

They did it Independently.

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Why is Ilan Musk very interested in learning about people who live in marshes?

Because they are marshans.

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What is this an example of?

A knee jerk reaction.

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What do discount stores and farewell parties have in common?

They have a lot of good buys.

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Why was was it so loud everywhere Tim went?

He liked stealing everyone's thunder.

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What type of log is slow and delayed?

The back-log.

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What is a child called that walks and talks?

A walkie talkie.

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What do you call a person who makes great bagels and lox?

A lox-smith.

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When the Jacob's family made a home movie, why did they include eating hotdogs at the barbecue?

The hotdogs were perfect for the role.

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