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What was James Bond's nickname when he travelled a lot?

Vaga Bond

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What was the best advice that Benjamin Franklin ever got?

People told him to go fly a kite.

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What does an audio engineer do?

Provide sound advice.

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Why was Joyce amazed when she saw what came before posterous?

It was pre-posterous.

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Why was the newborn baby bored?

Because his mother just bore him.

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What is an insect that hums?

Humbug.

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What flowers are similar to a mouth?

Tulips

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What happened to the dry cleaner who processed a man's jacket with a wallet left in the pocket?

He was charged with money laundering.

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How does Barbie know when to go on stage?

She waits for the Barbie cue.

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How is Elon Musk similar to the Lone Ranger?

After dealing with him, they ask, 'Who was that Musk man'?

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What do you need to spell the word Panda?

Just a P and A.

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If an earthen-ware pot gets cracked, what is it called?

A crack-pot.

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