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What did the midwife say to the woman starting to give birth?

Please bear with me.

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What did the doctor's wife say when his new practice was slow?

You just need more practice in your new practice, and you need patience for more patients.

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What can be said about nurses who help patients with intravenous feeding?

Their work is in vein.

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What do you call loving swing music in Michigan?

Being in a swing state in a swing state.

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Why did Sunil move away from Delhi?

He found it full of baloney.

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What did the football player say when he punted the ball by mistake?

No punt intended.

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How to summarize a person's life after being convicted of a crime?

Con descending.

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What did people call their activity of dashing things over the cliffs onto the rocks 100 yards below?

The hundred yard dash.

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What are chicken wings that originated in Buffalo New York called?

Buffalo wings.

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What is it called when trumpet players play their trumpets in response to each other?

A toot for a toot.

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When is hair like a sink full of dirty dishes?

When it is disheveled.

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When the nerve cell tells the muscle cell to contract, what is the muscle cell's reaction?

You have some nerve!

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