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Why did Amanda enjoy re-reading books by James Joyce?

She liked re-Joyce-ing.

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Shane Ronay
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Who oversees chickens?

Chicken Tenders

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Akiva Lane
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Why was the newborn baby bored?

Because his mother just bore him.

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What did the Mayor say when the workers put street signs upside down?

This is not a good sign.

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What is the difference between a child and Shakespeare?

One is involved with play, and the other is involved with plays.

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When Sam and Martha Gunn had a boy, what was he like?

He was a son of Gunn.

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Yitzchak Berger
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How did Bill feel after he spent time crushing soda cans?

It was soda pressing.

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What does a very cooked steak and a great book have in common?

They are both well done.

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Why did the unemployed actor break his leg?

He wanted to be in a cast.

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Shane Ronay
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Why do dessert lovers like this airline?

They serve pie in the sky.

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In what part of our head might there be praying going on all the time?

In our temples.

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How did the geometry teacher feel when she saw her children teaching geometry to her grandchildren?

She felt that life had come full circle.

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