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What was Genghis Khan's goal?

Khan-quest.

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Why didn't Bill have a good vacation?

By mistake he went to a hostile instead of a hostel.

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What occurs when the amount of garbage exceeds space in the trash can?

It is beyond the pail.

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Is the legend about how Arthur became king actually true?

Sword of.

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How did Sam and Betty describe that they walked on a different path in the woods every day?

Roam wasn't built in a day.

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How did Abigail respond when her husband suggested that they go camping in the winter?

The idea leaves me cold.

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When the pessimist says 'It can't get any worse', what does the optimist say?

It can!

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When we feel blessed, why do we feel like singing?

Because the word blessing ends with the word sing.

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Why did Janet join the church choir?

She likes singing hims.

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When the music tracks that Jay submitted lost the music competition, what was the ironic result?

He made a lot of money off the beaten tracks.

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How did Frank's hitch-hiking trip go?

It went without a hitch.

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What do labor unions have to do with your son's friends sleeping over?

Boy cots.

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