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Why did Samantha always try to keep busy?

She didn't want to be guilty of idle worship.

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What does a Frenchman say when he says something off-color?

Pardon my French.

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What do you call someone who is very good at finding things?

Pro found.

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Why is this very useful?

Because people say they'll do things when they get a round tuit.

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What did Bill's therapist say about his putting plus signs in front of all numbers?

He said it was a good sign and a positive development.

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What did Bob say to the fly that what bothering him?

Don't bug me.

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What do you get when you find someone you want to marry?

You get married.

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In Amanda's school, why didn't the teachers write errors in the margins of the paper?

Because the paper they used had no margin for errors.

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How did the wife tell her husband she was expecting triplets?

She began with a pregnant pause.

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Why did Amanda avoid cookies, cake, and crackers?

She tried to void foods that are crummy.

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Who oversees chickens?

Chicken Tenders

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Why did the head of the school demand respect?

It was the principle of the thing.

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