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What is something called that makes you angry?

A pre-curser.

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Does before come after after, and does after come before before?

Alphabetically yes.

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What was the result of the pig race?

The winner squeeked by.

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Why do courthouses attract the most audiophiles?

Because of the "hearings".

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What are the 2 most agreeable letters?

OK

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What can you say about a person who sews together pieces of cloth into suits and dresses?

He has his work cut out for him.

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Which part of the world do people contract mild forms of amnesia?

Micronesia

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Why did the bed feel bad?

When people slept on it, it felt under a rest.

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Horses are fun to ride...

...but make terrible neigh bors.

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Why is a Phillips-head screwdriver so popular?

People see it as a plus.

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What is a combination of a pig and a pine tree?

A porcupine.

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How do you describe a seagull that believes everything you say?

Gullible.

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