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What is a well after the repairman fixes it?

Well adjusted.

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Why is moving from one house to another like fighting?

Because it involves boxing.

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Why did Martha not appreciate her beautiful kitchen counters?

She took it for granite.

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Why did Marla always start walking with her right foot?

She wanted to put her best foot forward.

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What is the difference between Moby Dick and a blues band?

One is a blue whale, and the other is a blue wail.

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What does superman use to keep the sun from his eyes?

A super visor.

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How is a liquor store similar to a nursery of babies?

They both have fine whines.

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How did the decorations on the toilet paper feel?

They were on a roll.

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What kind of horse involves aching muscles?

A charlie horse.

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Which martial art was this rabbi most proficient at?

Jew-Jitsu

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What is it called when two people argue about who won a contest?

They're contesting the contest.

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What did the lottery operator do when a group of actors won the lottery?

She counted her lucky stars.

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