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Why did Lisa buy things with pennies?

When she bought things, she wanted to use common cents.

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Akiva Lane
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What illness do birds get after they fly a lot?

The flew.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Trump remove the restrictions on plastic straws?

Because in terms of government intervention, it was the last straw.

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Shane Ronay
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What is this man doing in the doctor's office?

Drawing blood.

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Shane Ronay
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Why do some people choose to do mixed martial arts?

Just for kicks.

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Akiva Lane
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What did Cynthia say when her dog bit into her rye bread sandwich?

Something is awry!

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Akiva Lane
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What happened when Arnold didn't recognize Emily Takin?

He was mistaken about Miss Taken.

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Shane Ronay
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What does an audio engineer do?

Provide sound advice.

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call a daisy with a bad sense of balance?

A whoopsie daisy.

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Akiva Lane
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What is the opposite of an 'out voice', and what must be done with it?

An invoice, and it must be paid.

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Yehuda Lane
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What does a Frenchman say when he says something off-color?

Pardon my French.

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Shane Ronay
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How to describe a boxer too tired to continue?

Out of whack.

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