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What French Queen did not advocate dieting?

Marie Antoinette said 'Let them eat cake.'

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How did Max react when his wife served fish for supper 6 days in a row?

He said, "There's something fishy about this".

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What involves getting into the nitty-gritty of what is right and wrong?

Inte-gritty.

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What do you get after you finish sleeping?

You get up.

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How did Johnny feel when he spent all the pennies in his piggy bank?

It left him cents-less.

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How do you talk to a pigeon?

Using pidgin English.

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What is this pitcher doing?

He's pitching a tent.

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What time did Jimmy eat 30 peanuts?

8:30

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What did the cat - whose name was Yow - say?

Me Yow.

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What do you call an item in a store where the price tag is unreadable?

Priceless.

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What is the holiest part of the foot?

The sole.

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What are chicken wings that originated in Buffalo New York called?

Buffalo wings.

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