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In a polarized society, what is the result of discussions between people with opposite views?

What is discussed results in disgust.

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What was the motto of the salami company?

Our wurst is best.

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How did the vegetarians react when Melinda offered to bring sweet and sour chicken to the party?

They said, keep your two scents out of it.

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What does a piece of paper and a soda without fizz have in common?

They are both flat.

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What can happen to our calves if we eat too much?

They can become cows.

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What meal is happening in Eastern Europe?

Hungary is above Turkey, and next to Turkey is Greece.

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What do you call college students who go back to school in the fall?

Autumn leaves.

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Why did the sergeant give his troops sticks of glue?

As a message that they should to stick together.

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What is the difference between an ox and an egg?

The yoke of the ox is outside, the yolk of the egg is inside.

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What are the germs on a person's back called?

Back-teria.

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Why did Maxine toss a clock in the air?

She wanted to see time fly.

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What is a party where everyone is treated equally.

A democratic party.

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