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What is the most important thing to have when sanding wood?

True grit.

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What is a good slogan for a company that makes lox?

We know the key to the lox.

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What is similar between a thief and shoes to run in?

They are both sneakers.

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Why do people dislike washing windows?

They're a pane.

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Why did the athlete go into the recording studio?

He wanted to make records.

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What construction machine is named after a bird?

The crane.

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What postage is similar to a woman giving birth?

Special delivery.

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When would someone use fine sandpaper?

When they are off coarse.

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What was the first name of the woman who invented soft drinks, and where did she live?

Sarah soda

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Who was Zig Ziglar's brother, and why did they never see each other?

Zag Ziglar, and they were always in opposite places.

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What kind of tea inspires caring for other people?

Humana Tea.

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How did Marty feel when the male deer stopped in front of his car?

The buck stops here.

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