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Why did Avigail get mad when her 10 year old daughter put on lipstick?

Because it made her see red.

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What kind of horse has sore muscles?

Charlie horse.

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What is the prettiest angle?

The acute angle.

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Which industry holds most people's interest?

Banking

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How do you teach a rope?

You pull on it until it becomes tight, and then it becomes taught.

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How does a salesman fasten a customer's attention to a sales pitch?

It has to be fasten-ating.

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When Jim forgot to wear his watch, and he was asked what time it is, what did he answer?

Off-hand I can't say.

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How did Dr. Frankenstein end up putting the wrong brain in body he built?

It was a no-brainer.

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What is 100-proof Wild Turkey?

Seeing a wild turkey with your own eyes.

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What is Santa Claus's favorite agricultural activity?

Hoe, hoe, hoe.

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What factors have helped Amazon retain repeat business?

Free Shipping and Auto-Ordering are two Prime examples.

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What do you say about someone who buys cheap candy that causes them to gain weight?

Penny wise and pound foolish.

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