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When the class made a puppet show, why did they buy a bag of rolls?

Because each puppet had a different roll.

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Shane Ronay
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Where do uncles find their wives?

An aunt farm

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Dovid Lane
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How did Marty react when he inherited a banana plantation from his uncle?

He went bananas.

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Akiva Lane
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What is a drug store called that specializes in drugs from vegetables and fish?

Farm and Sea Pharmacy.

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Akiva Lane
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What is someone called who is always thinking about buildings?

He has an edifice complex.

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Shane Ronay
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What was the message on the chiropractor's answering machine?

We'll get BACK to you.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Marsha like to read on the steps of the NY Public Library?

She believed that for meaning, you have to read between the lions.

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Akiva Lane
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What did Arnold like about geometry?

He thought some of the angles were acute.

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Akiva Lane
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How did Max feel about pulling his old couch to the junkyard?

It was such a drag.

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Shane Ronay
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How did the medical student choose Ophthalmology as a specialty?

He researched his options, and the eyes had it.

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Akiva Lane
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What is a plant growing out of an egg called?

An egg plant.

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Why did Molly prefer accepting credit cards than cash?

With all the paper money and change, it takes longer until the cash registers.

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