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What part of the meat did Bill try not to bring to his wife from the freezer?

He didn't think it was a good idea to give his wife the cold shoulder.

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When the music tracks that Jay submitted lost the music competition, what was the ironic result?

He made a lot of money off the beaten tracks.

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How did the new photographer's business double in no time?

Increased exposure.

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How did Jeff's friends realize he finished his entire "bucket list" over the weekend?

He looked pail

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Why did Sir Edmund Hillary climb Mount Everest?

It peaked his interest.

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Why can you trust an expert in sound systems?

He gives sound advice.

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What do dates and apples have it common?

One comes from a palm tree, the other comes from a pomme tree.

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What dinosaur has a good vocabulary?

The thesaurus.

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What state was Maxine in when she found out that a person has 100,000 miles of blood vessels?

She was in a state of awe.

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Why did the unemployed actor break his leg?

He wanted to be in a cast.

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What is this man doing?

He's "piering" down

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What did Mr. electric eel says to Mrs. electric eel?

You look absolutely stunning!

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