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Where did the name "Turks and Caicos" come from?

Someone couldn't pronounce "turquoise".

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Which famous explorer invented the golf shirt?

Marco Polo

1600

What is it called when you wave to someone with a small gesture?

A micro wave.

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When Jerry looked at his legs, how did he know that he was eating too much?

His calves had become cows.

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Why was it so easy to reverse-engineer this dessert recipe?

It was a piece of cake.

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What do call someone who is very stitious?

Superstitious.

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What was Bill's nickname after he was able to drive to avoid the tornado?

Mister "missed the twister".

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Which crime is most prevalent at this school?

Assault

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How did the frog feel after he ate?

He felt very hoppy.

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How do you translate MS/DOS from Hebrew to English?

Honest Thinking (Emes Das)

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What is a required course for train designers?

Pullmonology

2005

Which U.S. city do people have the hardest time losing weight?

Gainesville, FL

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