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During negotiations, why did one side suggest that they continue at the local diner?

They wanted to make a counter offer.

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Where can you go when you're tired?

You can go to bed and go to sleep.

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How did the pet turtle escape from the box it was in?

With out of the box thinking.

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What was James Bond's nickname when he travelled a lot?

Vaga Bond

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Why did Martha love walking on the boardwalk?

She never had a bored walk on the boardwalk.

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If a person is alone on an island, what color does he have with him?

Maroon.

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What do we have here?

Katy barred the door.

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What are events before they unfold?

Folded.

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Why are the internal parts of the body called organs?

Because they are all so well organized.

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Why did the push-button go to the therapist?

Each time someone pushed it, it was depressed.

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After a long winter, how did the tree feel in the spring?

It felt releaved.

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How did the community feel that after all the planning, the new hospital was finally being built?

It was a ground-breaking event.

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