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Why did Sam sing while he built houses?

He wanted to build them soundly.

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How did the Head of Engineering at MIT get his job?

By being a roads scholar

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When Joe visited Alaska, how did he respond when he was told 'Be careful about the grizzly bears'.

He said, "I'll bear that in mind".

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What does a hiker sleep on?

A nap-sack.

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What is sad about parallel lines?

They have so much in common, yet they'll never meet.

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What is a combination of a pig and a pine tree?

A porcupine.

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Why was Bruce Lee's son always on time?

His first name was "Prompt".

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Why was this man being treated intervenously?

He had severe poison i.v.

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call periodicals that discuss Make America Great Again?

Maga Zines

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My friend says people think that he is egotistical.

I told him not to have his "I" out for them.

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What is it called when musicians play their instruments together in their cars?

A traffic jam.

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What is special about the sentence, 'See, yes we can'?

The words mean Yes in Spanish, English, French, and Hebrew.

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