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What happened when the large bowl fell off the shelf and knocked Betty down?

She was bowled over.

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What's the difference between the picture on the left and the one on the right?

One is a cute angel, and the other is an acute angle.

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What is the difference between a lawsuit, a birthday, and politics?

A lawsuit has 2 parties, a birthday has 1 party, and politics has many parties.

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Why did the sea have to be created quickly?

It was an emergent sea.

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While building his porch, why was Arnie looking for something called 'scratch'?

Because he was building it from scratch.

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How did people feel when the Eastern and Western railroads met?

They were glad to make ends meet.

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What word means both 'large' and 'disgusting'?

Gross

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Why did Ben drink Maxwell House coffee before he went parachute jumping?

He wanted to be good to the last drop.

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What do forests and clocks have in common?

Ticks.

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If pro is the opposite of con, what is the opposite of progress?

Congress.

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Is it good to tie something with a frayed knot?

I'm afraid not.

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What is a cold part of South America?

Chile.

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