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When Bob went camping, why did he avoid touching the tents?

He didn't want to feel tents.

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Shane Ronay
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What is the proper way to greet a hand truck?

Hello dolly!

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call spaghetti that is a double agent?

An im-pasta.

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What did the wagon driver call his story about his horse that wouldn't slow down?

Tales of woah.

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What is a nursery for babies called?

A wiggle room.

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Why did this guy think he'd be good at bartending?

He came from a "pour" family.

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Akiva Lane
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What does Shakespeare getting sick have to do with feeling angry at someone?

ILL WILL.

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What do you call a house where you go to become more aware?

A warehouse.

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What do you call a Polish person who is fishing?

A fishing Pole.

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What do you call a zoo that feeds the animals zucchinis?

A zoo-kini.

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Why was the carpet depressed?

It felt a lack of respect because everyone walked all over it.

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What's the difference between looking for a parking space and washing clothes?

With one you want spots to appear, and with the other you wants spots to disappear.

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