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What kind of insect has a name that indicates that it's always running away?

The flea.

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How do we know that the belt of a Knight during the Middle Ages was black?

It was in the middle of the knight.

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What vegetable should diplomats learn all about?

Peas.

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Why did Peter bite into a packet of money?

People told him he should put his money where his mouth is.

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What vegetable makes the most polite request?

Let us.

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How would you describe a woman in trouble, if all you can identify is her dress?

A damsel in this dress.

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What do you say when you look at the ocean after a long time away?

Long time no sea.

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When Beverly had a dream about swimming in a pool of orange soda, what did it mean?

It was just a Fanta Sea.

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Why did Bill not become a gastroenterologist?

He didn't have the guts.

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What did the oil prospector say when he found out the oil well was dry?

Oh, well!

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What is an expert in making signs called?

A sign-tist.

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What happened after Lenny was very skeptical about going to a chiropractor?

Now he stands corrected.

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