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What water do athletes drink when they use the trampoline?

Spring water.

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Why was Bill on the lookout for turnips?

He didn't know when they might turn up.

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What part of the day has the most Ning?

More Ning.

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What is happening here?

The ketchup is trying to catch up.

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What is the air-conditioning system in a baseball stadium called?

Baseball fans.

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Why didn't the mother want her son to listen to the radio too much?

She didn't want him to become too radio-active.

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What do you call a wasp that would prefer to be a bee?

A wannabee.

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How did the rock group debase themselves?

By firing their bass player.

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What do you call a delicious English herring?

Yum kippers.

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How was the woman able to remember to buy a new pail?

It was on her bucket list.

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Which type airplane do people like to stare at?

A Leer Jet.

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If the hole of a bagel is filled with black pepper, what is the result?

A black hole.

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