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Why did Amanda move slowly on days that she didn't eat in order to lose weight?

She moved slowly on fast days.

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What are the options in making it to shore?

Row oar swim.

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What did the math teacher try to convey to her class?

Everything has its pluses and minuses.

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How did worms get onto Noah's ark?

They came in pears.

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What is store that sells phones called?

A sell phone store.

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What is this person doing?

He is calling a spade a spade.

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What did the miner say when he discovered gold?

It's mine!

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What is this called?

The last straw.

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What's a good career path for those with wit and a command over language?

A pundit.

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Why are visitors to the zoo sometimes directed by mistake to the room with the bats?

People think they asked where the bat room is.

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What special symbol weighs more than any other?

The pound.

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How do you know if a commercial zip line is safe?

It complies with the Zip Code.

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