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What number does a train say?

Two - Two.

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What did Cynthia say when her dog bit into her rye bread sandwich?

Something is awry!

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Why is it hard to organize a professional hide-and-seek tournament?

Good players are hard to find.

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Why did the family have their son set the dinner table?

It was the time of the setting son.

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Why did Nicholas's friends call him 'Nick'?

Because that was his nickname.

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What is considered reasonable at the UN?

Things that are un-reasonable.

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What is it called when police interrogate a hen?

Grilled chicken.

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What does an audio engineer do?

Provide sound advice.

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What is a program called that tries to convince people to become doctors?

Indoctorinzation.

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Why was the teacher arrested for using a compass and a ruler?

They are considered weapons of maths destruction.

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Why is each skunk unique?

Because each is distinked.

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Why was Jill relieved after she put the lid back on the peanut butter jar.

Because now it's recovered.

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