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What novel experience did Dan like to share with others?

His joy of reading new novels.

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Why was Bill hesitant to have a rock band play on his yacht?

He was always told it's not good to rock the boat.

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What kind of doctor is similar to a boring teacher?

An anesthesiologiest - they both put people to sleep.

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When Jim went to the seashore at dawn, how did he feel when the early morning mist cleared?

He had liked being in the midst of the mist, and he missed the mist.

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What is more minute than a minute?

A second.

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What does a rice farmer in the Czech Republic and a checkbook made of rice paper have in common with this image?

They're all rice chex.

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Why is it recommended to use down settings?

Because it's good to avoid upsettings.

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Why did the student study outside in the cold?

Because he wanted to learn the subject cold.

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What food is this?

Apple Pie

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Why was the baker happy?

Because he had all that he kneaded.

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What kind of car can become a religious convert?

A convertible.

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Why don't matadors take bulls seriously?

Because they know that they are full of bull.

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