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Why did the bartender put rolls on the bar next to the drinks?

His motto was 'Roll with the punches'.

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How did the bad sergeant behave?

He was rotten to the corps.

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What do you call an alligator in a vest?

An investigator.

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What is the heaviest soup?

One Ton soup.

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What phrase suggests that we should research potential marriage partners?

Check mate.

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Is the dolphin having a good time?

It's having a ball.

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What is happening here?

He's being burned at the steak.

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What did Mark call this grate to emphasize that it is very strong?

Alexander the Grate.

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What do we have here?

Katy barred the door.

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How did the world react to Edison's invention of the electric light bulb?

They thought it was a brilliant idea.

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What color learns a lot by reading books?

Red

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What bird is very curious about people?

The owl, because is always saying 'Who, who?'

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