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Which city do the inhabitants rarely need an alarm clock?

Waco, Texas

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Why did Beverly Teak's niece make her feel elderly?

Her niece called her Aunt Teak.

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What is a word that describes things that are VERY natural?

Super-natural.

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What flower is named after a dog?

Collie flower.

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When Bobby threw a ball as hard as he could, why did it just come back to him?

He threw it up in the air.

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What are the coolest inventions?

The air conditioner and the refrigerator.

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Why do prophets tell others about their visions?

The prophet motive is to wake people up to the truth.

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Why couldn't serfs get ahead during the Middle Ages?

Life was feudal.

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What do you call a woodworker who can make a chair out of a flat piece of wood?

Chair man of the board.

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Is it good to tie something with a frayed knot?

I'm afraid not.

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What do the other animals think about the ant-eater?

That it is very nosey.

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What was it like during the thunderstorm on the camping trip?

It was intense in the tents.

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