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Why did Superman's fruit bowl remind him of football?

It was a super bowl.

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What do you call it when someone is envious of another person's ability to be as flexible as Jello?

Jello-sy.

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What is the air-conditioning system in a baseball stadium called?

Baseball fans.

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Did the early frost kill all the fish in the fish pond?

No, they were just being koi.

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What is going on a boat with friends called?

Friendship.

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What are people called who have a tendency to act on a whim?

Whim-men.

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Why did Amanda move slowly on days that she didn't eat in order to lose weight?

She moved slowly on fast days.

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Why was the athlete with a very bad cold very sad?

His nose was running more than he was.

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Why did the dog bark at the tree?

It was responding to the bark of the tree.

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Which architecture style was used for the new personalized learning center?

Modern Tudor

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When Arnie said that he preferred to learn accordion rather than piano, what were his parents reaction?

They changed his music teacher accordingly.

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Why was the rabbit jumping for joy?

Because it was very hoppy.

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