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What city in the universe is where you can get a good education?

Universe City.

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What seat lies?

Either 1. deceit or 2. a recliner.

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What is a rabbit's favorite music?

Hip hop.

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What special character is similar to having doubts about communism?

Question Marx.

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Why did the weight-loss clinic hire a dermotologist?

To make people skinny.

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What day of the week do people get married on?

Wedding's day.

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Why was the teacher arrested for using a compass and a ruler?

They are considered weapons of maths destruction.

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Why didn't Bill like going to the aquarium?

He thought there was something fishy about the place.

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How do we know that Sinatra only took local streets?

It was "My way", or the highway.

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What's another way of saying that it seems that I have 4 pears?

It appears that I have a pair of a pair of pears.

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How was Jim doing in the track and field competition?

He found that winning faced a lot of hurdles.

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What is the art section of Marshall's department store called?

Marshall Arts.

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