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What do garbanzo beans have in common with a sedative for chickens?

Chick peace.

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What invention lets you look through a wall?

A window.

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What do you call a school with just a few students?

A minuscule mini-school.

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What did the cosmetics company do when customers complained about some impure ingredients?

They wanted to make up with the customers about the make up of the makeup.

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How did Billy feel when the cookies got smashed?

He felt crummy.

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What part of an animal allows it to conceal itself?

It's hide.

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What do animals and coins have in common?

They both have heads and tails.

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What's the motto of a clothing maker that encourages young men to wear vests?

Go vest, young man, go vest.

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What is an experimental program to teach people to fly, called?

A pilot pilot program.

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Shane Ronay
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How best to describe someone who only sees his own perspective?

MYopic.

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What is the name of the rock band that sings about failure?

Rock Bottom

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What did Gil's back say when he returned from a trip?

I'm back.

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