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What does this represent?

The splitting of the the red sea.

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How is the metric system similar to a guy going on a date?

They both involve a 'meet her'.

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What do you call ticks that live in a parrot's feathers?

Polly ticks.

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Yitzchak Berger
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What do you call a row of rabbits hopping backwards?

A receding hare line.

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Why did they hang the criminal?

He was looking for a loophole, and he found one.

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Why didn't Janet want to wait in line for 5 hours for tickets to the concert?

She didn't know if she could stand it.

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How did farmer Jones know not to feed his ox eggs?

Because the ox rebelled against any yokes.

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Why was the farmer surprised how much it cost to feed his chickens?

It was more than he expected - it wasn't chicken feed.

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Shane Ronay
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Who is in charge of a bicycle factory?

The spokesperson

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Why did the mother agree to carry her crying child?

To have a walking, crying child would be too pre-carry-us.

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What did the deer in the forest say to the hunter?

I'm game.

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Do people enjoy recycling so many items?

Sort of.

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