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What medicine calms you down while watching a play?

Drama-mine

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What is a bag called before it wakes up?

A sleeping bag.

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Why did Olivia avoid eating almonds, cashews, and pecans?

Because they were nuts.

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What kind of bush can take you by surprise?

An ambush.

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Why didn't people believe this when they saw it?

They thought it was pi in the sky.

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Which medical specialty is best for focusing on others?

Your ology

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How is a liquor store similar to a nursery of babies?

They both have fine whines.

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Why was the nurse pleased to immunize this boy?

Because she was giving him her best shot.

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Why did Alan enjoy exercizing by balancing on balls?

Because it helped him with the ability to be on the ball.

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Why did Max pay a lot of money for a bed?

Because it was a bedder bed.

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Why is this wild cat upset?

He was told that cheetahs never prosper.

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What is the difference between an ox and an egg?

The yoke of the ox is outside, the yolk of the egg is inside.

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