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What song is this about?

Hit the road Jack.

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Why did the lawyer have a fish tank in his office?

It made everything more o-fish-al.

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What seeds are named after fathers?

Poppy seeds.

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How did the "Closed" sign read at the smoke shop?

Close...but no cigar!

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How do you describe this costume?

This guy's disguise is the skies.

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What happens before posterous?

It's pre-posterous.

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Why did Martha love walking on the boardwalk?

She never had a bored walk on the boardwalk.

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What happened to the kitchen pot when it's owner found it's lid?

It's now fully recovered.

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What is an example of a ring that weighs nothing?

The ring of a phone or of a doorbell.

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Why couldn't Joe say the phrase "A cyclone that looks like a tongue."

Because it was a tongue twister.

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When Mark Gen was knighted, what kind of doctor did he automatically become.

Sir Gen.

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The new movie about RVs should be a good one.

I saw the trailer.

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