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What did Barbie say to Ken?

You're a doll.

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What are mens' favorite legume?

Chick peas

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What is similar about doctors' situations before and after they graduate from medical school?

First they need patience, and then they need patients.

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How did Emma feel when she unexpectedly married a great guy?

It was a Sir Prize surprise.

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What are axes that are used by criminals called?

Axes of Evil.

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Why did Tom get fired from the kitchen hardware business?

He just couldn't handle it.

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What did the pan say when it was covered with aluminum foil?

Foiled again!

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How are kids similar to food?

If you don't care for them when they are fresh, they become spoiled.

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What is the status of one's yard after cleaning up after the dog?

It's dooty-free.

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What day in September do women give birth?

Labor day.

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What word describes a great car salesman?

He has car-isma.

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Why do bees stay in their hives during winter?

Swarm.

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