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What happened when Bob re-labled the jars in his wife's spice rack?

He's not in trouble yet, but the thyme is cumin.

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What kind of key lives in the jungle?

A monkey.

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How did this team win the championship?

They put up their Dukes.

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What's the biggest myth about this school?

That it's a Mens Only college (boys).

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What is the happiest country in Europe?

Ha Land (Holland)

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Why was Betty happy with the work of the seamstress?

It was sew good.

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How did the head of the orchestra feel when he couldn't find people to play in it?

It was disconcerting.

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How did Sam and Betty describe that they walked on a different path in the woods every day?

Roam wasn't built in a day.

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Why didn't Joe buy camouflage trousers at the store?

He couldn't find them.

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Why was the carpet depressed?

It felt a lack of respect because everyone walked all over it.

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What was the nickname of the orchestra conducter for the orchestra whose nickname was 'Heat'?

'Metal', because Metal conducts Heat.

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How were crews asked to stop construction of this specific hospital?

Please hold the Mayo.

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