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What do you call a bruise that one gets from falling on Halloween?

A boo-boo.

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Why did the football player like feeling the backs of geese?

He liked the idea of 'touch down'.

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Which type of vehicle transports a person to the doctor when he hurts his foot?

A toe truck.

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Why did Joe stop stealing, get a job with a salary?

He found that crime does not pay.

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How did Bill feel when the day was so busy that he couldn't get any rest?

He felt restless.

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How would you describe ordinary airplanes in a large empty area?

Plain planes on a plain plain.

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Why are the Patriot missiles kosher?

Because they have fins and chew their scuds.

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What happens when King Charles has a bad dream?

It's a royal nightmare.

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What did the midwife say to the woman starting to give birth?

Please bear with me.

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Why did the asterisk, question mark, and pound sign act up in class?

They thought they were special characters.

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Why did Max pick up his glass of wine?

He wanted to lift his spirits.

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Did Arlene like the new vacuum cleaner?

She thought it sucks.

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