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Why wasn't Tom happy with the fund his broker suggest he buy?

The feeling wasn't mutual.

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What did Jimmy call the money he made from selling thumb tacks?

Income tacks.

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What did the Mayor say when the workers put street signs upside down?

This is not a good sign.

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Why are bananas so popular?

They have a peel.

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What did the man say after a meteor destroyed his house?

This really hit home.

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Why do prophets tell others about their visions?

The prophet motive is to wake people up to the truth.

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What do you call it when a person wants to jump into a sewer?

Sewer-cide.

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What is the opposite of an 'out voice', and what must be done with it?

An invoice, and it must be paid.

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What's the biggest myth about this school?

That it's a Mens Only college (boys).

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What name for cigarettes describes the harm they do?

Sick-arettes.

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What did Mr. & Mrs. Auer call eating a meal together?

They called it our Auer hour.

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Why did Jon quit his job at the marble quarry?

He was always between a rock and a hard place.

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