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Why was Joyce amazed when she saw what came before posterous?

It was pre-posterous.

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Shane Ronay
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What type of gopher is the most difficult to keep out of a celery patch?

A stalker

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Which African nation is known for their pigs?

Guinea

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Yitzchak Berger
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How does a hippie with 2 wives count them?

One Mrs. Hippie, two Mrs. Hippie.

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Yitzchak Berger
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What would happen if Finland closed its borders?

People wouldn't be able to cross the Finnish line.

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Shane Ronay
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What is the exact enrollment at the Carmelite Convent?

Nun

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Akiva Lane
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What do Siamese twins say to each other before dinner?

Would you like to join me before dinner?

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Akiva Lane AI
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What does an orchestra have to do with war?

They both involve violins.

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Akiva Lane
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Why was Walt Disney happy after visiting Mickey Mouse in the hospital?

Because he saw that Mickey was very animated.

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Akiva Lane
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At what kind of table does one read the New York Times?

The Times table.

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What is an imaginary ocean?

A fanta-sea.

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road?

Because it was chicken.

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