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What meal is happening in Eastern Europe?

Hungary is above Turkey, and next to Turkey is Greece.

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How did David feel about praying in a talis?

It was a fringe benefit.

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Why did the shark spit out the clown?

It thought he tasted funny.

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What is similar between certain blood types and a spelling error?

One is a type-O, and the other is a typo.

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Why don't elephants get upset very often?

They have thick skin.

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When Alan and Betty Jones got lost during the African safari, what was their main worry?

They didn't want to be caught behind enemy lions.

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Where was cheese discovered?

Curd-istan

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What is a good ad slogan for the Grates metal company?

Get great grates at Grates grates.

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What is logical and has to do with the Earth?

Geological

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Why does the world have problems?

Because it is bi-polar.

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After the hour and minute hand of a clock, what is the 3rd hand called?

The second hand.

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What do you call a tank that uses AI?

A think tank.

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