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What does a faucet, a clock, and an athlete have in common?

The are all running.

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In 1900 two brothers tried to make an airplane, why did they fail?

Because they were the wrong brothers.

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What novel does this represent?

Frank and stein.

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Why was Fred concerned he was making too much noise while sleeping?

Because he slept so soundly.

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When Ellie Smith married Darth Vader why did she feel things were going up?

She became Ellie Vader.

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Why was the lady afraid to get her head measured at sea?

She was afraid of cap sizing.

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Why is each skunk unique?

Because each is distinked.

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What kind of horse involves aching muscles?

A charlie horse.

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What is something called that makes you angry?

A pre-curser.

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What is a punster's favorite vegetable?

Corn (you knew that).

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What does a car say when you fill it up with gas?

Tanks.

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Why did Maxine buy the more expensive bed?

It was bedder.

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