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Which two animals have the lowest integrity?

The lyin and the cheetah.

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Why was Beverly confused when she got sick?

She caught a cold, and had a fever.

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Do people in the UK use common sense?

No, the common pence.

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Why did the mathematician plant an apple tree?

He knew how to multiply, so in addition he wanted to be fruitful.

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What is the name of a locksmith store where the locksmith has blond hair

Goldi Locks.

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What is the difference between an accountant and a psychologist?

An accountant deals with invoices, and a psychologist deals with inner voices.

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What did Mount Rushmore look like before it was carved?

Un-presidented.

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If you take a liter of water, and pour it out, what does it become?

Leaderless.

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What psychiatric tool is similar the noses of hippies?

Hip noses.

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How was Gumby when it came to making appointments?

He was very flexible.

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Why did Sam put his shoes close to the fireplace?

When people say 'hot shoes', he says 'G-d bless you'.

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What organic compounds are similar to people who like teenagers?

Proteins.

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