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Since Jill was on a diet, why was she concerned that the math problems on the test were too easy?

Because they were a piece of cake.

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What do you call a scientist whose funding got taken away?

A mad scientist.

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When you put chili sauce in the refrigerator in Santiago, what does it become?

Chile chilly chili sauce.

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The new movie about RVs should be a good one.

I saw the trailer.

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Why did the homeowner get upset that he had to install this?

He just needed to vent.

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What do you lightening that starts a forest fire?

A match made in heaven.

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Where do puns come from?

The funny farm

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What did the mother say to get her son to stop playing video games and come to dinner?

Step up to the plate.

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My friend moved to Helsinki, but couldn't fit in.

He found it hard to Finnish anything.

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What does the Constitution have in common with balancing a checkbook?

Checks and balances.

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What did Jay say when there was an explosion at his factory?

"Let the chips fall where they may".

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What did the choir call their concert in May?

A May Sing.

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