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Why did Lisa buy things with pennies?

When she bought things, she wanted to use common cents.

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What can we say about the liberty bell?

It IS what it is cracked up to be.

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Why did the family chissel their names in the tree in the backyard?

They were making a family tree.

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What is one advantage of being indecisive?

Having the benefit of the doubt.

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What season is it when you are on a trampoline?

Spring time.

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Why did Max keep a safe in his house?

Everyone was telling him 'Keep safe'.

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Why did the student study outside in the cold?

Because he wanted to learn the subject cold.

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Why did the prisoner not want to take the anti-allergy medicine?

Because he wanted to break out.

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When the pessimist says 'It can't get any worse', what does the optimist say?

It can!

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When a doctor displayed the brain image of a high IQ person, what was the reaction?

That it was ingenious.

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What are building blocks made from sim cards called?

Sim City.

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How does a hippie with 2 wives count them?

One Mrs. Hippie, two Mrs. Hippie.

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