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Why did the mathematician plant an apple tree?

He knew how to multiply, so in addition he wanted to be fruitful.

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What is an imaginary ocean?

A fanta-sea.

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What word describes a great car salesman?

He has car-isma.

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What is the official fruit of Florida?

Elderberries

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What did Paul McCartney say when a hornet flew into his house and scared people?

Let it bee

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What does a surfer and new employee have in common?

They are both involved with on-boarding.

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Why does Ben like tea?

It gets him from 'HERE' to 'THERE'.

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What word describes eating food out of cans?

Uncanny.

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What is something that causes anger called?

A precursor.

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Why did Martha lose weight when she ate vegetables?

Because they took away her appetite.

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Why did the general always have his walking stick with him?

He never made decisions without his staff.

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What is a required course for train designers?

Pullmonology

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