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What do you call an Arabic Elvis impersonator?

Amal Shookup

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Akiva Lane
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What 5 one syllable words rhyme and are all dramatic?

Purge, surge, urge, merge, and splurge.

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How did the community feel that after all the planning, the new hospital was finally being built?

It was a ground-breaking event.

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Why did Martha feel bad for her calendar?

Because its days are numbered.

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Shane Ronay
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Which psychology specialty focuses on dealing with others?

Yourology

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Shane Ronay
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Which college shows the most compassion to fire victims?

Aw, burn University

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Dovid Lane
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How do you describe a fancy plane?

It's on a different plain.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Fred spend a lot of time looking around the horse stable?

His therapist said his life should be more stable eyes'd.

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What permission did the poet need to write poetry?

Poetic license.

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What is a tavern called that only serves chocolate liqueur?

A chocolate bar.

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When John learned to play a musical instrument with his ear, what was the result?

He could play it by ear.

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Why is it hard to trust a staircase?

It's always up to something.

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