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What did the man say after talking to the porcupine?

You have a lot of good points.

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What is called if a lawyer charges nothing to help write a will?

Free will.

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Why did Beth wear a blindfold when she slept?

Because her husband was such a light sleeper.

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How do you describe a person's writing that has lots of verbs?

It re-verb-erates.

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Why did men find it difficult to understand what Abigail Terious was all out?

She was Miss-terious.

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What did the new doctor say to the retiring doctor whose practice he bought?

Thanks for your patients.

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What do you call a plane that is not fancy?

A plain plane.

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What do call someone who is very stitious?

Superstitious.

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How are making puns similar to oil drilling?

They both can be crude or refined.

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What is the difference between a park and a mental institution?

The park has cycle paths.

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Why did Marsha like to read on the steps of the NY Public Library?

She believed that for meaning, you have to read between the lions.

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What was Judy's reaction when the milk spilled on the floor?

No use crying over spilled milk.

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