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Why did Bill always make sure he had enough reck with him?

He didn't want to be reckless.

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Why didn't Janet want to wait in line for 5 hours for tickets to the concert?

She didn't know if she could stand it.

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What is inside a box of matches that falls from the sky?

A match made in heaven.

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Which fruit has a Y chromosome?

BOYSenberries

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Why did the sergeant give his troops sticks of glue?

As a message that they should to stick together.

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What kind of money can't be understood?

Non cents.

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Why didn't Joe buy the white horse when when he had all black horses?

Because it was a horse of a different color.

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Which doctor is best to oversee your knee surgery?

The Joint Chief of Staff

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How holy did Bill feel that Heaven is?

He felt it was wholly holy.

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What is a newspaper that puts you asleep called?

The snooze news.

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Why couldn't Melissa figure out Eddie Edwards?

To her, he was Mister E.

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What is a motto of a podiatrist?

We succeed with de feet.

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