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Why did Amanda stare at gifts before opening them up?

Her friends told her she should focus more on the present.

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Why did Mrs. Jones put the steaks in the freezer higher than the kids could reach?

Because the steaks were high.

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How do you describe when someone eats too much too fast?

Haste makes waist.

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What was the plastic's response when the steel suggested that they get together?

I'm flexible.

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How did Joe the boxer feel after being slugged in the face?

He felt very sluggish.

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How did Beverly feel with all the dirty dishes in the sink?

Dish-organized.

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Why is eating a liter of food like adding a T to it?

It becomes litter.

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What can you learn from watching a pear tree grow?

You can learn more about how to pre-pear.

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Why did the man give up Reader's Digest?

He had a digestive disorder.

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Why can't you go hungry at the beach?

Because of the sand which is there.

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What being always acts and feels lousy?

The louse.

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Why did the genie go to a psycho-therapist?

Because he felt all bottled-up.

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