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What do you call an airline founded by a group of inheritors?

United Heirlines

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What do you call someone who is against hypocrisy?

A faux foe.

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How did Matt feel about the government diverting the river that made his stream dry up?

He thought it was ex-stream.

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Why did John keep 2 bags of carrots in the freezer, with 12 carrots in each bag?

He wanted 24 carrots cold.

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What do you call a wine bottle that is in the shape of a letter O?

A wine-o.

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Why is "libre" the Latin root for both book and liberty'?

It implies that learning makes us free.

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Why did Martha become a vegetarian?

She realized what was at steak.

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What it it called how a dog laps up water after winning a race?

Victory laps.

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What was Judy's reaction when the milk spilled on the floor?

No use crying over spilled milk.

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Since the first bay in the city was called Bay A, why did the people love the second bay?

They called it Bay B.

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When you pay a therapist for a session, what does the therapist expect back?

Change.

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When the stadium's gardener was pulling up weeds, what did he say to the team?

I'm rooting for you.

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