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How did the can opener get its name?

Because it 'can' open things.

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How do we know that this mother duck is popular?

She has a big following.

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Why did Jay attend traffic court for his illegal Left Turn?

He knew he was right.

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What kind of doctor is specifically assigned to you?

Your-ologist.

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Did Sodom and Gomorrah deserve their punishment?

Moral less.

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What is a survey done over the phone called?

A telephone poll.

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What do you call something that is very, very natural?

Super natural.

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Why did Janet join the church choir?

She likes singing hims.

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What do you do when you first feel an itch?

You start from scratch.

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What are bored students called?

The bored of education.

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What do you call two siblings that are sleeping next to each other?

Nap Kins

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Why are the internal parts of the body called organs?

Because they are all so well organized.

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