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What do skyscrapers and libraries have in common?

They have a lot of stories.

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Matt Weiss
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What are French sandals called?

Phillipe Phellop

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Akiva Lane
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What happened when the teacher taught a class without preparing?

She prepared much better in the future, she learned her lesson.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Bill eat ice cream every day?

It cooled him down when so many things made his blood boil.

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Shane Ronay
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What did the cop say to the driver who offered a bribe?

Fine.

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Shane Ronay
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What is this man's position?

He's a steakholder for a photographer.

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call someone who is an expert at choosing clocks for counter-tops?

Counter clock wise.

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Akiva Lane
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How did Lisa feel about moving from one house to another?

She found it to be a moving experience.

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Shane Ronay
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Why did the baker receive a list of duties from his boss one at a time?

They were given on a knead to know basis.

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Akiva Lane
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What is inside a box of matches that falls from the sky?

A match made in heaven.

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Akiva Lane
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What bird is very curious about people?

The owl, because is always saying 'Who, who?'

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Why did Maxine like riding on the ferris wheel?

It made her feel like a big wheel.

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