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How do you get rid of weeds?

You have to get to the root of the problem.

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What was Benjamin Franklin's reaction when lightening struck his kite?

He found it enlightening.

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Why didn't Martha mind that she had a run in her stockings?

She figured it didn't really matter in the long run.

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Why is 8 followed by 9?

Because if you're offered food after you ate, you say: Nein.

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When the nerve cell tells the muscle cell to contract, what is the muscle cell's reaction?

You have some nerve!

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Why was the chef in the Italian restaurant so smart?

He really knew how to use his noodles.

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'Mer' in French means the sea. Why didn't Jules want to visit the sea at night?

That would be a night mer.

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What is the plural of why?

Wise.

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Why did the student study outside in the cold?

Because he wanted to learn the subject cold.

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What do call someone who is very stitious?

Superstitious.

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Why did Kay feel that she could do whatever she wanted?

Because whenever she did something strange, people would say Oh Kay!

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Why did the gardener see a dermotologist?

Because of his green thumb.

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