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Why did they come up with the phrase 'The Fastest Gun In The West'?

They wanted a slogan for a fast gun.

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Why don't some believe in Evolution?

They think it's monkey business.

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What did the other angles say to the 90 degree angle?

You're right.

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What 3 letters do you have to be very cautious and wary of?

NME

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What time is it 15 minutes before you finish a meal?

A quarter to ate.

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What is news from last week called?

Olds.

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What letters are asleep?

ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ's

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What is someone called who is wearing a racoon hat?

A tail bearer.

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Why did the writer visit the U.S. Mint?

To coin a phrase.

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How do you teach a rope?

You pull on it until it becomes tight, and then it becomes taught.

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What is the land called where an acting troupe builds a stage?

A play ground.

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What did Barbie's boyfriend tell her?

You're a doll.

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