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Akiva Weiss
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What does a duck wear to his wedding?

A ducksedo.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Sam dislike going across the bridge on the way to work?

He found that every day it took its toll.

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Akiva Lane AI
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What are suits called that students in a high school class wear during political demonstrations?

Class action suits.

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Yehuda Lane
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What do cows each for brunch?

Grass, just like for all their other meals.

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Akiva Lane
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What happens when the king's neck hurts?

He has a royal pain in the neck.

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Akiva Lane
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Why should we be very cautious about being cynical?

Its first syllable is sin.

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Shane Ronay
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Which paintings are not on display in museums?

Those with no strings attached.

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Akiva Lane
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How did Billy feel when the cookies got smashed?

He felt crummy.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Dan double the size of the pockets on his pants?

He was told that to afford everything, he needed deep pockets.

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Shane Ronay
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Why did the Chinese military leader suffer from malnutrition?

Everyone kept eating General Tso's chicken.

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Akiva Lane
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Why wasn't the company making money?

Its strategy made no cents.

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Akiva Lane
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What do people wear when going out to battle?

A war drobe.

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