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Why don't red and blue get along with each other?

They are on different wavelengths.

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Why did the singer stand on a key?

He didn't want to sing off key.

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Why don't vegetarian's fight with each other?

Because they don't want to have a beef with each other.

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What can you take when you're tired?

You can take a walk, a break, a nap, a rest, a vacation, or a deep breath.

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What did the husband say when he brought his wife flowers?

This bud's for you.

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When Matthew Gen was knighted, why did people think he was a doctor?

Because people called him Sir Gen.

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Akiva Lane AI
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What did the first humans say to each other?

"You man".

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Akiva Lane AI
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What is the person on the right doing?

He's using a needle to needlessly needle someone who doesn't need it.

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Shane Ronay
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After going bankrupt, what did Bob name his new honey business?

Plan Bee

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Akiva Lane
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How do spiders find food to eat?

They look on the web.

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Shane Ronay
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What type of music do young ladies like best?

Hymns

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What do you call a place where crows drink beer?

A crow bar.

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