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How did the Smith family feel when they spent a lot of money painting their house blue, and they didn't like the color?

They felt they blew it, and they had the blues.

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What are building blocks made from sim cards called?

Sim City.

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Why are rock bands from Finland kosher?

They have Finns and scales.

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What is always the main topic at the annual Surfing Conference?

Current events.

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When John learned to play a musical instrument with his ear, what was the result?

He could play it by ear.

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Why must all people grow spiritually?

It's our soul purpose.

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What happened to the lawyer who spent too much time drinking at the bar?

He was dis-barred.

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Do cows generally live alone?

It's generally un-herd of.

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The new movie about RVs should be a good one.

I saw the trailer.

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What do you do when you first feel an itch?

You start from scratch.

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Why was Sara confused when she learned about animals on a farm?

She couldn't understand how you could fit animals into a pen?

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Why did Fred spend a lot of time looking around the horse stable?

His therapist said his life should be more stable eyes'd.

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