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How does a skunk know how to release its smell?

It uses its in-stinked.

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What kind of angle has the most confidence?

A right angle.

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Why did the woman remove unsightly blood vessels in her legs?

She was vein.

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What happened when a truck carrying strawberries got into an accident?

A traffic jam.

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Why did the therapist keep a bell in his office?

If what he said didn't ring a bell with the patient, he could ring the bell for the patient.

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How is the metric system similar to a guy going on a date?

They both involve a 'meet her'.

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What vitamin comes from the ocean?

Vitamin Sea.

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What do discount stores and farewell parties have in common?

They have a lot of good buys.

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Why shouldn't you write with a broken pencil?

Because it's pointless.

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What is the person on the right doing?

He's using a needle to needlessly needle someone who doesn't need it.

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How is a meal like archery?

It's best when it hits the spot.

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What do you call a Hippopotomus that is a phony?

A hippo-crite.

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