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What sickness does one get from building too hot a fire in a ski cottage?

Cabin fever

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What fruit can't get married quickly?

Cantaloupe.

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Why did Bill bring a hammer to the party?

He thought it might be useful to break the ice during conversations.

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What can you take, and still leave things where they are?

Take a walk, take a nap, take a look, take a break, take a picture, and take a shower.

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Where do small burps live?

In the sub-burps.

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Why do some people like to eat these?

It gives them a peas-ful feeling.

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What vegetables were on strike?

The onions, because they were onion-ized.

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How much does marriage change a relationship?

It completely altars it.

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What did Paul McCartney say when a hornet flew into his house and scared people?

Let it bee

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What do you call someone who is always drinking coffee?

A caf-fiend.

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What did pregnant Emily and the library book she was reading have in common?

They were both due in September.

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What is it called when trumpet players play their trumpets in response to each other?

A toot for a toot.

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