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What is a cookie with a PhD called?

A smart cookie.

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What is the air-conditioning system in a baseball stadium called?

Baseball fans.

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What is used to lubricate the joints of a robot?

Elbow grease.

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How did the baseball player feel about baseballs that land close to home plate?

He felt they were hitting too close to home.

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Why is an Achilles tendon injury so severe?

They take forever to heel.

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What is the coat for an octopus called?

A coat of arms.

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What is a stack of watches called?

A watch tower.

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How did Bill feel when he was trying to catch a goose?

He felt like he was on a wild goose chase.

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What did Bill say when Max wanted to kill a bug that landed on Bill's watch?

You're not going to do that on my watch.

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Why did the loaf of bread feel insecure?

It felt kneady.

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What is the first phase of a liver transplant called?

De-livery

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What did the painter say when told he was supposed to paint the ship WHITE - not navy blue?

Oops - I blue it.

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