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How do you describe a mediocre seamstress?

A so-so sew-sew.

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What is a store called that sells only items for the left hand?

A second hand store.

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Why didn't Joe buy camouflage trousers at the store?

He couldn't find them.

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How did the community feel that after all the planning, the new hospital was finally being built?

It was a ground-breaking event.

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What is a movie with singing and dancing cows called?

A moo-sical.

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Why didn't Joe mind when the wind ripped the roof off his store?

He no longer had any overhead.

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What's a good name for a parking garage that treats its customers like royalty?

Par King.

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What does a party of hippies and a woman's hair brush have in common?

They both have a hair ball.

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Why did Joe find it hard to get a date?

Because his attitudes were dated.

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When the Smith family went camping, why did they go in 1 tent or 3 tents, but not 2?

That would be too tense.

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What did the Aztec comedy troupe call themselves?

The Inca Hoots

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What did Jimmy say when he couldn't go out to play because it was raining?

When it rains, it bores.

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