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Why did the chiropractor avoid doing anything too experimental with his patients?

He was concerned it might backfire.

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What vegetable makes the most polite request?

Let us.

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What are flies that hang around a clock called?

Time flies.

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How do you describe a mediocre seamstress?

A so-so sew-sew.

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What did the other angles say to the 90 degree angle?

You're right.

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What is a good name for a store that sells sofas?

Sofa so good.

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What is a small store that sells Halloween costumes?

A boo-tique.

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Why did the football player like feeling the backs of geese?

He liked the idea of 'touch down'.

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What was David doing in the room?

He was room-inating.

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What is someone called who is an expert at getting goo off of clothes?

A goo ru.

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What is another name for a florist?

A petal pusher

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What does an audio engineer do?

Provide sound advice.

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