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Why are weddings often done under canopies?

To say that marriage is in tents.

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Did Bill Clinton find his wife funny?

He thought she was Hillarious

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Why did the man give up Reader's Digest?

He had a digestive disorder.

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Why did Joe use so much weather stripping?

He opposed the draft.

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If having some awe is awesome, what is having too much awe?

Aweful.

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What does a cell phone, a credit card, and a bullfight have it common?

They all involve charging.

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Why wasn't Lucy happy about her schedule?

Because she was so busy, it wasn't funny.

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Why was Bobby's mother concerned with he came home from school with this sheet of paper?

He came home with a black 'i'.

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How do we know that the army of Turkey is brave?

So people know that they are not chicken.

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When is it not good to be positive?

When taking a covid test.

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What can you say about a person who learns to say no?

That now he knows.

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Are very cold and very hot temperatures unhealthy?

It's just a matter of degree.

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