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Why was the farmer surprised how much it cost to feed his chickens?

It was more than he expected - it wasn't chicken feed.

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Why shouldn't you tell secrets in a farmer's field?

Because potatoes have eyes, corn has ears, and the beanstalk.

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When the bee joined the bee hive, how did it feel?

It felt like a newbie.

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Why did the farmer feel uncomfortable in the wheat field at night?

He felt like he was being stalked.

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What's the most serious bone in the body?

The sternum

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What did Bobby do when the bullies didn't let him use the slide?

He let is slide.

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What did the seal with the broken arm say to the shark?

Do not consume when seal is broken.

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What is someone called who can't stop weaving on a loom?

A loomatic.

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Why wasn't Lucy happy about her schedule?

Because she was so busy, it wasn't funny.

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What is this person doing?

He's really using his noodle.

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What do you call a tree with poems attached to it?

Poet tree.

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How did Jerry feel about missing out on the sale to learn kick-boxing for a year for free?

He could have kicked himself.

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