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Why did the container of food feel disappointed when aluminum foil was placed over it?

It thought to itself, "Foiled again".

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How is your mother's annoying baby sister similar to a city in Western Europe?

They're both aunt twerps.

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What demonstrated Rover's loyalty most?

He'd jump through hoops.

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How did the Smith family feel when they spent a lot of money painting their house blue, and they didn't like the color?

They felt they blew it, and they had the blues.

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What is similar between a baseball player and a guard at a large party?

They both try to keep their eye on the ball.

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How does a salesman fasten a customer's attention to a sales pitch?

It has to be fasten-ating.

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What kind of glasses are these?

They're reading glasses.

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Why did the butcher not take down the steaks from the top shelf of his freezer?

Because the steaks were too high.

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Why did the telemarketer use his clavicle to rest his headset?

Because that's his caller bone.

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What vegetable is like a group that asks permission?

Let us.

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Why do we regard wine as special?

Because it is from de vine.

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What happens to a person whose drinking leads him to committing crimes?

He goes from drinking bars to jail bars.

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