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What did Mr. & Mrs. Auer call eating a meal together?

They called it our Auer hour.

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If the second hand on a clock measures seconds, what does the first hand measure?

Either minutes or hours, but we're not sure.

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What permission is needed to kill lice?

A lice sense.

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Why did the maple tree feel bad?

When people took its maple syrup, it felt like such a sap, and it sapped its energy.

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What do you call a group of crying babies?

A whinery.

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After being disappointed by the response he got, why did Jim go fishing at lake Excellent?

He was fishing for compliments.

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What did his kids say when their father told them they were eating lamb?

Ewe!

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What color coat is like a bee?

A yellow jacket.

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Why was Bruce Lee's son always on time?

His first name was "Prompt".

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What's a good career for a Math Major?

An Add Executive

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If a window was put into the neck of the Statue of Liberty, what would it be called?

A pane in the neck.

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Why did Betty fix her watch quickly?

She wanted to have a good time.

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