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What spice did Betty avoid adding to recipes?

Because she felt people didn't taste it, it was a waste of Thyme.

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What is the opposite of an 'out voice', and what must be done with it?

An invoice, and it must be paid.

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What is someone called who sees a crime committed at an Apple store?

An iWitness

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What is it called when two people argue about who won a contest?

They're contesting the contest.

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Why did the people playing poker surround themselves with bushes?

They wanted to hedge their bets.

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Why did Rose like the weekend?

Because the weekdays made her weak, and the weekend made her strong again.

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What two letters are used to make a spreadsheet?

XL

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Shane Ronay
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How are the prices at the new Italian restaurant?

They cost a pretty penne.

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What did Beth answer when Phil asked for a second date?

OK, I'll try a re-Phil.

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What kind of animal tries to keep all the bushes to itself?

A hedgehog.

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Shane Ronay
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What is as important as a good watch dog?

A good CAT scan

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How did Billy feel when the cookies got smashed?

He felt crummy.

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