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What is a good motto for a sausage company?

We make the best wurst.

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Why wasn't Charlotte concerned when she misplaced the basket of turnups?

She figured they would turnup somewhere.

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Why did Jeff start rope climbing?

He wanted to learn the ropes.

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What do you call a broken garbage receptacle?

A has bin.

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Why didn't the actor work on Passover?

He couldn't have any roles.

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When the desire to repent is pent-up, where does one repent?

In a pent-house.

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Why are taking good notes like a beautiful June day?

They summerize.

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What do you call and aunt that doesn't like people?

Aunt Tipathy

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What 2 letters are similar to jealousy?

NV

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Why should you take a sharp pencil seriously?

It has a good point.

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What is the boy doing?

He's looking a gift horse in the mouth.

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What do you call loving swing music in Michigan?

Being in a swing state in a swing state.

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