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Shane Ronay
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Which fruits pair well with Chinese food?

Mandarin oranges or pears.

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Shane Ronay
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Do allergists make a good living?

It's nothing to sneeze at.

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Yitzchak Berger
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Why didn't Jane play hide and seek?

Good players are hard to find.

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Akiva Lane AI
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How is this person feeling?

He's down in the dumps.

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Akiva Lane AI
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What is happening here?

Eve is giving Adam an Apple iPhone.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Cynthia stop drawing the line on the paper?

Because it was the end of the line.

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Akiva Lane
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What is it called if someone rebels against the trees?

Tree-son.

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Akiva Lane
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What illness do birds get after they fly a lot?

The flew.

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Shane Ronay
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Why was the vegetarian disappointed at the dinner party?

He thought sweetbreads came from a bakery.

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Akiva Lane
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Did Billy wake up very early to join his friends in the camping trip?

Yes, he rose to the occasion.

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Akiva Lane
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What did the person who slept on a hard surface say when waking up?

I hardly slept.

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Akiva Lane
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What was Bill's nickname after he was able to drive to avoid the tornado?

Mister "missed the twister".

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