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Are people in a family 'absolute'?

They are 'relative', that's why they are called relatives.

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How do we know that the belt of a Knight during the Middle Ages was black?

It was in the middle of the knight.

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What did Ted say about his playing a bagel in the school play?

My role is a roll.

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Which part of the world do people contract mild forms of amnesia?

Micronesia

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What part of a car is similar to these wooden dashes?

The dashboard.

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Why did the rancher find his horses difficult to control?

Because they were always horsing around.

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Is this letter waiting for anything?

No, it's ready.

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How do you describe a doctor that is against nasal sprays?

He's anti anti-histamines.

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What was obvious to everyone, but no one dared mention?

The elephant in the room.

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What does a rice farmer in the Czech Republic and a checkbook made of rice paper have in common with this image?

They're all rice chex.

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What do you call a President that is also a dentist?

President-ist.

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What is something that we wear that is called by the material that it used to be made from?

Glasses.

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