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What are bored students called?

The bored of education.

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How did the bad sergeant behave?

He was rotten to the corps.

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How did Helvetica respond when someone suggested that she go out with Times New Roman?

He's not my type.

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Why did Billy find it hard to learn grammar involving the past and future?

It made him tense.

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Who owns the largest number of private business aircraft?

King Lear

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Why did Emily like making her bed in the morning?

Because then she felt like she had it made.

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Why do dessert lovers like this airline?

They serve pie in the sky.

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Why did bill choose gastroenterology as a medical specialty?

He had a gut feeling.

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What did the new furniture store say when they sold their first sofa?

Sofa so good.

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How was the rabbit rewarded for keeping mice out of the garden?

With an increase in celery.

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Why is it hard to organize a professional hide-and-seek tournament?

Good players are hard to find.

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What are these signs called?

Dollar signs.

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