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Why did the guy from a poor neighborhood study to be a car mechanic?

He wanted to go from under the hood to under the hood.

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What vitamin is similar to a girl's Bas Mitzvah?

Vitamin B12

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What do you call a roof made of seal skins?

A seal-ing.

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What is this optician doing?

He's seeing eye to eye with his patient.

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Which fruit cannot be consumed as a single entity?

A pair

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What do you call someone who is very good at finding things?

Pro found.

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What number does a train say?

Two - Two.

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What do you say when you finally see a parking space?

I spot a spot.

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What does getting up in the morning have to do with Newton's laws of motion?

A body at rest tends to stay at rest.

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Why is this inspiring?

It says 'Eye can!'

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What does Superman, Batman and South Africa have in common.

They all have a cape of good hope.

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What's this man's problem?

He has an axe to grind.

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