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Why are rock bands from Finland kosher?

They have Finns and scales.

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What is the most important thing to have when sanding wood?

True grit.

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Why did the container of food feel disappointed when aluminum foil was placed over it?

It thought to itself, "Foiled again".

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Why did Beth get so upset when there was only one straw left in the dining room, and someone else took it?

Because that was the last straw!

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If a leader doesn't have a clear inspiring vision, what is the result?

Di-vision.

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How did Jack refer to the current day when he finished work?

He called it a day.

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What is the difference between starting a new job and eating hotdogs?

With one you try to pass muster, and with the other you pass the mustard.

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What question can you ask about the leaves of an evergreen tree?

If they don't leave the tree, why are they called leaves?

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How did the trucking company become so successful?

They went the extra mile.

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How do some people deal with eating leftovers on Black Friday?

They go cold turkey.

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road?

Because it was chicken.

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Why was Bobby's mother concerned with he came home from school with this sheet of paper?

He came home with a black 'i'.

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