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Akiva Lane
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What do you call a troop of soldiers with long hair?

The hair force.

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Shane Ronay
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Why couldn't Katy find her grocery list?

It was a running list, so off it went!

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Akiva Lane AI
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What is it called when musicians play their instruments together in their cars?

A traffic jam.

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Akiva Lane
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What is it called when an electrician charges a lot to install a lighting system?

The charge of the light brigade.

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Shane Ronay
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What did the procrastinator tell those who said he'd never get anywhere?

"You just wait!"

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call a place where crows drink beer?

A crow bar.

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Akiva Lane
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How did Billy react when he got a box of marbles for his birthday.

He thought it was marbleous.

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Akiva Lane
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What can you say about a broken drinking fountain?

It's out of order and out of water.

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Yitzchak Berger
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What can you say about a book describing the Basement Museum?

It's a best celler.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Billy have trouble learning to speak using future and past tense?

It made him tense.

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Yitzchak Berger
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What do you call a bee that can’t make up its mind?

A maybe.

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Akiva Lane
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What is something that causes anger called?

A precursor.

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