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Why is being grateful the best investment?

It always appreciates.

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What liquid is able to run?

Running water.

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How did the truck driver carrying marble slabs feel when the truck overturned?

He felt like he was losing his marbles.

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What is the proper way to greet a hand truck?

Hello dolly!

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How did Billy feel when he blew out the candles on his birthday cake?

He was delighted.

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What do people on the Keto Diet use to measure their food intake?

A carburetor

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What is inside a box of matches that falls from the sky?

A match made in heaven.

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What 2 letters do you say when you say goodbye to someone?

C U.

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What did Fred say when the computer store added memory to his laptop?

Thanks for the memories.

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What is the hardest thing about making a sidewalk?

The cement.

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What is happening here?

The ketchup is trying to catch up.

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As Annie grew up, what question kept nagging her?

Is the 'hokie pokie' really what's it's all about?

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