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What did Jim do when the bully challenged him to a debate?

He just walked away, and didn't take de bait.

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What three letters are not our friend?

NME

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What was the result that friends Juan and Amal were always together?

When you saw Juan, you saw Amal.

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What was David doing in the room?

He was room-inating.

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Why did Nancy like turning on light bulbs?

She enjoyed the experience of 'seeing the light'.

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Why did Debra Smith come up with exactly 1,263 famous idioms?

That's all she wrote.

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What do you call someone who used to be a pert?

An ex-pert.

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Why did the asterisk, question mark, and pound sign act up in class?

They thought they were special characters.

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What is the study of the latest scientific breakthroughs?

Newrology

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What kind of tree teaches us about shapes?

Geoma tree.

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What did the vegetarian say to the salami?

You are THE wurst.

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What do you call online support for barbers?

Eclips

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