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What jail do bad jokes go to?

The pun-itentiary.

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Shane Ronay
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What is an intricate fear of clusters of buildings called?

A complex complex complex.

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Akiva Lane
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What did Barbie's boyfriend tell her?

You're a doll.

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Why was Mrs. Jones always looking under her son's bed?

She was hoping that there might be something new under the son.

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Akiva Lane
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What can you say about the stories of how staples, paper-clips, and thumb-tacks were developed?

They are all fasten-ating.

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Shane Ronay
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How did the rock group debase themselves?

By firing their bass player.

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Akiva Lane
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What is a father that sells soft-drinks called?

A soda pop.

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Shane Ronay
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Why did Bill order these to wear himself?

He's trying to lose weight through resistance-training.

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Shane Ronay
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Why did the telemarketer use his clavicle to rest his headset?

Because that's his caller bone.

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Shane Ronay
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Why did the Indian chief never have to sleep outside?

He had reservations.

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What happens to old auto mechanics?

They just re-tire.

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Why did the blues band remind Bob of his days hunting whales?

The wailing reminded him of whaling.

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