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What do these both have in common?

They're both pits.

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Does the Moot Pencil Company make very sharp pencils?

That's a moot point.

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Why did the tight-rope walker wear warm shoes?

He was concerned about getting cold feet.

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What 5 letter word becomes shorter when you add 2 letters to it?

The word 'short'.

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What is the ring called under a car where the engine engages with the wheel axel?

The engagement ring.

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What's good about having a one-track mind?

You don't easily go off the rails.

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Why don't vegetarian's fight with each other?

Because they don't want to have a beef with each other.

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What is someone called who lies about how much he eats?

Dish-onest.

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What is the difference between a child and Shakespeare?

One is involved with play, and the other is involved with plays.

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Which doctor is best to oversee your knee surgery?

The Joint Chief of Staff

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What is the heaviest Chinese soup?

One Ton soup.

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What do you get when you find someone you want to marry?

You get married.

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