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What did Beverly say to the nut platter?

You're all nuts!

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What happened to the circus performer who swallowed a wood file?

He got a raspy voice.

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When something breaks, what can can be done before it's fixed?

A prefix.

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What do you call someone who lends money at very high interest rates?

A loan wolf.

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If a store gives away packets of letter B's, what are they called?

Freebees.

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What is the proper way to greet the Dalai Lama?

Hello Dalai!

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What was the result of Joe not having enough self-control with eating?

He found that it was a big waist.

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Who was the head baker to the junior baker?

Her roll model.

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What does an art school and a store that sells bedroom dressers have in common?

They both have drawers.

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What city is named after a saw that is used in battle?

Warsaw

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How can you help people who are suspicious?

Change the first letter of suspicious from S to A, to make it auspicious.

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Why do people love Tom so much?

It's his rye sense of humor.

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