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What do students in 12th grade have in common with people in an old-age home?

They are both seniors.

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What do you call a scientist whose funding got taken away?

A mad scientist.

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What did Joe do with his leg cast after his leg was fully healed?

He cast it away.

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How did the moose get into the restaurant?

The customer asked for mousse, and the waiter brought him one.

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What do the other animals think about the ant-eater?

That it is very nosey.

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How is he trying to lose weight by wearing bread on his head?

It's a new loaf hat diet.

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Why are the internal parts of the body called organs?

Because they are all so well organized.

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How is are parameter lists similar to farmers?

They can have many fields.

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What vegetable do people mention when they want to leave some place?

They say Lettuce Go.

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How did the bad sergeant behave?

He was rotten to the corps.

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What part of the meat did Bill try not to bring to his wife from the freezer?

He didn't think it was a good idea to give his wife the cold shoulder.

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What do you call two monkeys sharing an Amazon account?

Prime mates

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