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What did Rob's wife do when he realized he'd bought a guitar missing some components?

She told him not to fret.

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Where did Maxine put her nail files?

In the filing cabinet.

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Why did the mother agree to carry her crying child?

To have a walking, crying child would be too pre-carry-us.

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What is the most popular being in the sea?

The star fish.

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Why did Jim's team always win the tug-of-war competitions?

They had a lot of pull.

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What did the cat - whose name was Yow - say?

Me Yow.

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Why was Achmed the thief unpopular with the other shepherds?

He got other people's goats.

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What did Beverly say to the nut platter?

You're all nuts!

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Why is it important to understand the letter Y?

Because otherwise we don't know Y.

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Why did Alan think carefully about everything decision he made?

Because to do anything else would be unthinkable.

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How does it feel sitting under a lime tree?

It feels sublime.

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Why did the city clean up it's large city dump?

Because people felt that its waste line was unsightly.

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