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How do we always know who a child's mother is?

When she is pregnant and gives birth, it's apparent.

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Why did the husband and wife put their hands in the sink together when they wanted to communicate?

It helped them be in-sink with each other.

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What do you call people who eat in a steak restaurant?

Steak holders.

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Shane Ronay
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Are these seagulls?

No, they're stool pigeons.

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Akiva Lane
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What time is it 15 minutes before you finish a meal?

A quarter to ate.

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What do you lightening that starts a forest fire?

A match made in heaven.

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How do you describe the protesters living in tents in front of City Hall?

A tent city in a tense city.

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Yehuda Lane
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Why couldn't the koala bear be a doctor?

He wasn't koala-fied.

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How did Sam's parents react when he threw the cereal in the garbage without eating it.

They said he was a cereal killer.

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Yitzchak Berger
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Why did Fred stop being an accountant?

He started hearing invoices.

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Akiva Lane
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While building his porch, why was Arnie looking for something called 'scratch'?

Because he was building it from scratch.

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Why did the plumber do this in response to the judge?

He thought the judge asked for water in the court.

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