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What's good advice when photographing celestial beings?

Be sure you get the best angel.

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Shane Ronay
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What did the mason say when he realized an error was made on a headstone?

What a grave mistake.

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Akiva Lane
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What can you learn from watching a pear tree grow?

You can learn more about how to pre-pear.

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Akiva Lane
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What is candy in the shape of trains called?

Chew-chew trains.

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How did the frayed knot answer when it was asked to do something?

It said, "I'm afraid not."

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Akiva Lane
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What is the richest perfume.

Musk.

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How did Mr. and Mrs. Jones feel about their tax bill?

They felt under attacks.

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Matt Weiss
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What happens to a snowman that gets angry?

It has a meltdown.

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call an engineer that dries out the water from streams?

An ex-stream-ist.

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What do you call two siblings that are sleeping next to each other?

Nap Kins

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Shane Ronay
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Do allergists make a good living?

It's nothing to sneeze at.

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Akiva Lane
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What is news from last week called?

Olds.

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