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Does therapy often cost a lot?

Yes, but you can keep the change.

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What did the father tell his son who wanted to travel?

Roam wasn't built in a day.

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What did farmer Bill Rath call the grapes that grew in his vineyard?

Grapes of Rath.

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What is confusing about alarms that get activated?

Do alarms go off, or do they go on?

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What do transport companies and movies have in common?

They both have trailers.

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What is it called when parents provide good guidance for their children?

Power steering.

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Why do mice like being photographed?

They like it when the photographer says, 'Say cheese'.

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What 2 letters and 2 numbers mean 'safe dog'?

B9 K9

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Was Anna a vegetarian?

Actually, she was vague on if she was a vegan.

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What do cows use for money?

Moolah

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What bird should learn better manners in terms of how to treat others?

The mockingbird.

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Why did Bill often get angry easily?

He went around with a chip on his shoulder.

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