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When the stadium's gardener was pulling up weeds, what did he say to the team?

I'm rooting for you.

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What do you call a bear that is manic depressive?

A bi-polar bear.

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How valuable was the motel that Nancy inherited from her uncle?

It was Inn valuable.

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Why did the weight-loss clinic hire a dermotologist?

To make people skinny.

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What happens when a wolf learns about mindfulness?

He becomes aware wolf.

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What did the driver say when she nearly hit a fawn crossing the street?

Oh deer!

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Why was Bill tired driving to New York over the George Washington Bridge?

It took its toll.

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Why did Arlene find it hard to let the water out of the sink?

She found it draining.

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What is it called when a person gets tired easily from being overweight?

Fatigue.

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What happens to a snowman that gets angry?

It has a meltdown.

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What do you call a nurse that got caught in the rain without an umbrella?

A wet nurse.

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What is similar about these 2 pictures?

They are both sublime

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