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Does before come after after, and does after come before before?

Alphabetically yes.

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When a foreman has a child, what does he become?

A forefather.

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Did Arlene like the new vacuum cleaner?

She thought it sucks.

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What 2 letters do you say when you realize something?

I C

1941

What is the term for a relapse of influenza?

Deja Flu

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Which psychiatry specialty deals with bizarre behavior?

Off-the-wall-ogy

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Why is it good to limit the amount of news you ingest every day?

It's not a coincidence that it's called De Press.

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Why did Alan quit his job as a probate attorney?

He didn't like putting on heirs.

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What do you call two siblings that are sleeping next to each other?

Nap Kins

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How do you know if a commercial zip line is safe?

It complies with the Zip Code.

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What is the name of a locksmith store where the locksmith has blond hair

Goldi Locks.

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What do you call a very elaborate rap song?

A rap-sody.

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