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Why did Bob put some salt on everything he ate?

He was told to take everything with a grain of salt.

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What is a doctor called who takes care of stomach gas?

A fizz-ician.

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What runs but stays in the same place?

A nose, a watch, and a faucet.

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What do you call a demonstration at a diner?

A counter-demonstration.

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What can be said about Edison's invention of the light bulb?

Both Edison and the light bulb were brilliant.

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What is this?

A square not.

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What type of shop specializes in watch components that are accurate up to the minute?

A second-hand store.

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What do you call heating oil that you pay for every month?

Term oil.

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What do you call an ant that is good at finance?

An account ant.

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What do the other animals think about the ant-eater?

That it is very nosey.

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How did Johnny feel when he spent all the pennies in his piggy bank?

It left him cents-less.

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What paragraph does Ron Desantis add to every contract?

A DeSantis clause.

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