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Why was President Clinton elected in between Presidents George H. and George H.W.?

Because a Bill at hand is worth two in the Bush.

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How would you describe Shakespeare's development as a writer?

It went through many stages.

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Why was the vegetarian disappointed at the dinner party?

He thought sweetbreads came from a bakery.

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What type of person uses oxygen bleach to brush his teeth?

An oxymoron

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How did Sandra feel about half the numbers when she was learning arithmetic?

She thought they were odd.

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How did Martha feel about going back to work on Monday?

It was a weak day.

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What famous saying does this represent?

Two bees or not two bees.

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What do you call a farmer who makes medicine from the food he grows?

A farmacist.

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Why didn't Fred accept rides with other people, and preferred to walk?

Because he didn't want to be taken for a ride.

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What is an undercover cop's clothing called?

This guy's disguise.

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What did people call the baseball game where everyone got hits that got them onto first base?

A singles event.

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Where did Joe and his friends go first when they got to the party?

They tried to beat each other to the punch.

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