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What vegetable has the best rhythm?

Beets.

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Why were socks sold in a plastic case that looked like a pear?

It was a pear of socks.

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Why was the girl so upset to have to repeat her class?

She felt degraded.

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Where's the best place to shop in order to escape?

A flee market

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Why did Matt run in the desert?

For the big race, he wanted to make a dry run.

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What happens when parents from Asia spin their children?

They become dis-Oriented

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Why is the last part of a meal called dessert?

That's when people desert their diet.

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What do we know about this man?

He's getting too big for his britches.

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What is the difference between an optometrist and a psychologist?

One is an eye doctor and the other is an 'I' doctor.

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Akiva Lane
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What letter in the alphabet has the highest level of curiosity?

Y

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Shane Ronay
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Which field of study is best for life coaches to major in?

Pathology

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How is the way that cows chew their cud similar to letters to the editor?

They both involve feedback.

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