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What did Bill say to his inexperienced chiropractor?

Your a real pain in the neck.

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What can have both a good and bad result?

Pennies from Heaven

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Why did the woman remove unsightly blood vessels in her legs?

She was vein.

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Why in the army do they avoid giving treats twice?

That would involve a re-treat.

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What happened when the pitcher practicing in the gym threw a ball that hit the fuse box?

It became pitch dark.

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What was Samantha's reaction to the small flea market?

She thought it was a little bizarre.

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What song is this about?

Hit the road Jack.

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What are some states that have a lot of problems?

State of flux, state of shock, state of confusion, and state of denial.

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Why do we peel fruit?

If fruit has a peel, it doesn't have appeal.

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Which college shows the most compassion to fire victims?

Aw, burn University

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Why didn't Bill like raquetball?

He thought it was off-the-wall.

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What continent is named after ants?

Antartica.

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