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What did the doctor say when his nurse said there was a man in the waiting room who was disappearing?

Tell him I can't see him now.

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How do you describe that the bark of a tree doesn't taste as good as its fruit?

It's bark is worse than it's bite.

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How did diners at the Chinese restaurant react to the LED lighting?

They asked if they could Dim Sum.

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What did the children say when given these?

Ooh...goody, goody gumdrops!

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What are lost and found items displayed on a basketball court?

Small claims court.

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What city is named after a saw that is used in battle?

Warsaw

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What kind of tea always tells the truth?

Honest Tea.

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What song verses appeal to everyone, and where do they teach this?

Uni-verse, taught in a Uni-verse-ity

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Why did Sam get up from bed in the morning?

He decided he wasn't going to take it lying down anymore.

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Why did Tom get fired from the kitchen hardware business?

He just couldn't handle it.

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How can we summarize that Bill ruined his life because of a gambling addiction?

He threw away paradise for a pair of dice.

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What did the pan say when it was covered with aluminum foil?

Foiled again!

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