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Why did the dirty dishes in the sink feel connected to each other?

Because they were all in sync.

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Why did Beverly change from being an accountant to a singing teacher?

She found she was very good with in-voices.

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Why did Ben find it so easy to sleep?

He could do it with his eyes closed.

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What kind of food does a tight-rope worker try to eat?

A well-balanced diet.

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Why did they decide that Financial Information and Services Corp is not a good name for the company?

It's abbreviation is FIASCO

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Why was the king nauseous?

Because the people were revolting.

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Why did Bill try not to reminisce about his days in the Merchant Marines?

He didn't want to miss the boat.

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What did the man say whose property was destroyed by a meteor?

It really left an impact.

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What is a sharp, clever woman called?

A shrewd shrew.

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What does a watch repairman have in common with turning a wheel left to right?

They are both clock wise.

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What happens to the toy drones that start by themselves?

They're flying off the shelves.

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Which Russian leader used delay tactics as a military strategy?

Stallin'

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