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Why wasn't the company making money?

Its strategy made no cents.

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Why did Billy ask to borrow his friend's shoes?

Because he was told not to judge someone until you stand in their shoes.

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Why didn't Arnold answer questions about beans?

Because he didn't know beans about it.

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What's the most prevalent sickness among roofers?

Shingles

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What is a radical socialist who is very calm called?

A calm-unist.

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What did the surgeon say when the patient asked if he could administer his own anesthesia?

Sure, knock yourself out.

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What colored letter does not want to wait?

Red D.

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What did Ted say about his playing a bagel in the school play?

My role is a roll.

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Why did Ben drink Maxwell House coffee before he went parachute jumping?

He wanted to be good to the last drop.

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How was Bill's mug shot that was taken when he was arrested by mistake?

The picture didn't do him justice.

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What was the name of Joe's band, and which instrument did he play?

Band Joe.

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What kind of exercize is not worth doing?

An exercize in futility.

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