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Why did the dog bark at the tree?

It was responding to the bark of the tree.

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What did Billy call the money he made from selling thumb tacks?

Income tacks.

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What did the vegetarian say to the salami?

You are THE wurst.

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When you put chili sauce in the refrigerator in Santiago, what does it become?

Chile chilly chili sauce.

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Why did the prisoner try to break out of jail?

He figured that after all that jail time, he needed a break.

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How do you convey to somewhat that you think they are special?

You nique.

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What part of the Talmud has to do with carbonated drinks?

Talmud Sota from Talmud Bubbly, studied at the Coca Kollel, as they sing Mizmor le Soda.

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Why was Bobby's mother concerned with he came home from school with this sheet of paper?

He came home with a black 'i'.

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Why did the hospital remove the windows from the operating room?

They wanted it to be paneless.

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What kind of headlines do people not like to see?

The ones in their forehead, because it indicates worry and tension.

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When someone says something outrageous to you, why is it important to speak up?

Because otherwise it becomes in-rageous

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What does Sue do all day?

Sue

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