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What is a good name for a company that sells sprinkler systems?

Cease Fire (an actual name of a company)

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Why did Beverly Teak's niece make her feel elderly?

Her niece called her Aunt Teak.

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Why did Betty need to call the dry cleaner where she had left her clothes?

She had a pressing question.

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Why did George sell his barber shop?

He found cleaning it to be a hair-raising experience.

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Why is 8 followed by 9?

Because if you're offered food after you ate, you say: Nein.

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What do you call a candy bar that sings rap music?

A candy rapper.

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What do you call and aunt that doesn't like people?

Aunt Tipathy

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What do dates and apples have it common?

One comes from a palm tree, the other comes from a pomme tree.

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What does this picture show?

What are the greater graters?

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What kind of arithmetic did Julius Caesar like?

Divide and conquer.

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What is it called when musicians play their instruments together in their cars?

A traffic jam.

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Why was the king nauseous?

Because the people were revolting.

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