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What computer activity is similar to buying a new pair of boots?

Re-booting.

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Why didn't Maxine like using coupons that could be torn out of magazines?

She thought they were a rip-off.

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What does a baseball cap and an overturned boat have in common?

Cap size.

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Why was Bill's band - that hummed while playing drums - not successful?

It was humdrum.

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What is a coat with only sleeves called?

A coat of arms.

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Which doctor is best to oversee your knee surgery?

The Joint Chief of Staff

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What is the name of a memoir of the day-to-day tasks of someone who milks cows?

Daily dairy diary.

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Why was Billy so fascinated watching the contruction worker?

He found it riveting.

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What is the difference between a fish and a bathroom?

A fish has many scales, and a bathroom usually has one scale.

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What part of the year do leaders have to be especially cautious?

The fall.

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What is the best month to buy and sell jewelry?

Jewel-eye.

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What do you call someone who is an expert about alarm clocks?

An alarmist.

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