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On a hot sunny day, why did Bill eat all the peas in the can and left only one?

Because then he had a canopy.

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What did Gil's back say when he returned from a trip?

I'm back.

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Why is the Pillsbury doughboy a hippie?

He's a flour child.

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Why did Barry wear an oxygen mask when he saw a beautiful sunset?

Because it took his breath away.

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What do you call a baseball player and his Rabbi?

Batman and Rabban.

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Why was Beverly confused when she got sick?

She caught a cold, and had a fever.

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Now that the Peter bought a dairy farm, what will he do with it?

He'll milk it for all its worth.

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Why did the rancher find his horses difficult to control?

Because they were always horsing around.

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Why did Beverly avoid bidding too much at auctions?

She thought it might be considered morbid.

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What is one advantage of being indecisive?

Having the benefit of the doubt.

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What does a watch repairman have in common with turning a wheel left to right?

They are both clock wise.

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What did Alan say about his daughter traveling so much after she won the state's beauty contest?

I miss miss Missouri.

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