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How did Bobby feel when he spilled a jar of olive oil on himself in the morning?

It was too oily in the morning.

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Where can you buy black markers?

The black market.

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Whenever Emily had an appointment, what was her hope?

That it wouldn't be a dis-appointment.

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What did the cheese say when it was shredded?

I feel grate.

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How did the inventor of the Jack-In-The-Box come up with invention?

He used out-of-the-box thinking.

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How did Jeremy deal with his desire to see the whole world?

He realized that roam wasn't built in a day.

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What do you call Billy's ability to tease his younger brother?

Expertise.

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What was King Louis the XV referring to when he said, 'After me the flood'?

The rain of terror.

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What are US Treasury Bonds called that move around a lot?

Vaga-Bonds.

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What vegetable did Marty not take onto his sailboat?

Leeks.

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Why did Sam invest in the perfume company?

It made a lot of scents.

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How can we know when someone is ready for dating?

When their dating resume is UP TO DATE!

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