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Why didn't Maxine want to charge the lightbulb with a saltwater battery?

She didn't want it to be charged with salt and battery.

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Why did Grandpa enjoy spending time in his rocking chair?

Because he didn't want people to think he was off his rocker.

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What is someone called who sees a crime committed at an Apple store?

An iWitness

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Why did the head of the school demand respect?

It was the principle of the thing.

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Why did Joe use so much weather stripping?

He opposed the draft.

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What can you say about an elevator's day?

It has its ups and downs.

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What information is in an Art History book?

Artifacts.

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What types of phones do prisoners use in prison?

Cell phones.

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What's a good name for someone who is always prepared?

Justin Case

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What didn't Alan understand about the Humpty Dumpty nursery rhyme?

How were the king's horses involved in putting Humpty Dumpty together again?

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Why didn't Andy drink the cup of tea that was left in the restaurant?

Because it wasn't his cup of tea.

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What is it called when a leak is fixed in the ceiling?

Sealing the ceiling.

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