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What do you call a tree with poems attached to it?

Poet tree.

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What is one level below first class?

Kindergarten.

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What did the seamstress say when she couldn't fix a hole in a sweater?

Oh darn it!

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Why did Barry consider taking music lessons to get better at repenting?

Because he felt he was atone deaf.

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What vegetable did Marty not take onto his sailboat?

Leeks.

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What does mailing a letter have in common with post Covid?

Post office.

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What did Frankenstein say when he got older?

My mind isn't what it used to be.

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What flower is named after a dog?

Collie flower.

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How did Matt feel about the government diverting the river that made his stream dry up?

He thought it was ex-stream.

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Why was running to the grocery store not her first run that morning?

She first ran out of milk.

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How much does marriage change a relationship?

It completely altars it.

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Why did Fred often touch the four quarters he kept in his pocket?

To remind himself that sometimes change is hard.

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