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Why was the ballet teacher considered to be so good?

She really kept her students on their toes.

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Why wasn't Charlotte concerned when she misplaced the basket of turnups?

She figured they would turnup somewhere.

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How did Cindy feel about programs that weren't testable?

She felt they were detestable.

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What animal is like an ant that gets married without a wedding?

Antelope.

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After his cold, why did Phil feel like a pony?

Becauses he was a little hoarse.

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What is the difference between a lawsuit, a birthday, and politics?

A lawsuit has 2 parties, a birthday has 1 party, and politics has many parties.

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What did the world think about Edison's invention of the light bulb?

They thought it was a brilliant idea.

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Have you heard of the band called Cellophane?

They're a wrap group.

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Why wasn't Joe able to get the bank's low-interest loan?

Because the bank had low interest in giving the loan.

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What do reptiles and music have in common?

They both have scales.

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What happens when debt gets out of control?

It debt-inates.

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When Bill had to choose between a heavy oar and a light oar to use with his kayak, what did he choose?

Either oar.

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