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Why did the caveman knock rocks together?

To make rock music.

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Why did Andrea want to date a writer?

She was looking for Mr. Write.

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What are the odds that this man will slim down?

A fat chance.

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What do French dogs say to each other when eating?

Bone appetite.

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What do you call machines that sand down the surface of kernals of grain?

Kernal sanders.

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What is the difference between a lawsuit, a birthday, and politics?

A lawsuit has 2 parties, a birthday has 1 party, and politics has many parties.

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Who is Darth Vader's wife?

Her name is Ellie Vader - she really uplifts him.

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How do you describe people who like good writing?

They are pro prose pros.

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What did the people on the ship say when they saw Jack the pirate boarding their ship?

Hijack.

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What position is for one working part-time overseeing an orchestra?

A semi-conductor

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What did Ben say when the tanks came and saved his village during the war?

Tanks.

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What do spices and the earth have in common?

They are both ground.

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