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Why did Betty buy a very large plate?

Because she had so many things on her plate.

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How are marriage and divorce similar?

In both cases, you tie a knot / not.

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Why does a letter C emerging from the ground have to be dealt with immediately?

It's an emergent C.

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Why did the shoes cross the road?

Because the chicken was wearing them.

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What did Joey call the exercizes he did before he took a walk?

A pre-amble.

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Which type of beer takes longer to make than other beers?

Lager

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What issue was Beth thinking about when deciding whether or not to vote Republican?

If the elephant is relevant.

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What would it be called if you wrapped a city in a big blue blanket?

Rhapsody in Blue.

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Why did Betty fix her watch quickly?

She wanted to have a good time.

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What did county workers accomplish with this sign?

A bee-line.

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What does Shakespeare getting sick have to do with feeling angry at someone?

ILL WILL.

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When Andy gave Meg the engagement ring, what playing card did Meg feel like?

The Queen of Diamonds.

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