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How did people feel when the Eastern and Western railroads met?

They were glad to make ends meet.

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What would happen if Earth was attacked by giant spiders from outer space?

A world wide web.

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Why don't gluten-free people consume wheat?

It goes against their grain.

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How did Becky feel about hot dogs?

She felt they were the wurst.

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What is similar between estimates and baseball players?

They both involve ball park figures.

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Why did Bill take sleeping lessons?

He wanted to sleep well.

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What did Maxine do when she lost her job?

She wrote a resume in order to resume working.

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What can you say about a person who learns to say no?

That now he knows.

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How did Dr. Frankenstein end up putting the wrong brain in body he built?

It was a no-brainer.

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Why did the mother love carry her child?

She started loving it when she carried him before he was born.

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How did Jerry feel about missing out on the sale to learn kick-boxing for a year for free?

He could have kicked himself.

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Why was Mrs. Jones always looking under her son's bed?

She was hoping that there might be something new under the son.

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