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Why didn't Martha mind that she had a run in her stockings?

She figured it didn't really matter in the long run.

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What happened after the US dropped atom bombs on Japan?

There was a baby boom.

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What happened to the marionette puppet that misbehaved at school?

It was suspended.

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When Joe was very tired, why did he go to the police station?

Because he needed arrest.

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What do you call a bathroom for both men and women?

A democratic potty.

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How is a supermarket similar to a flock of male sheep?

There are a lot of aisles (ayel is Hebrew for a male sheep)

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Why do we regard wine as special?

Because it is from de vine.

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Why did the lawyer have a fish tank in his office?

It made everything more o-fish-al.

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Why couldn't Katy find her grocery list?

It was a running list, so off it went!

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Why did Beverly learn about all kinds of varieties of nuts?

She wanted to be good at identifying people who are nuts.

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What did the English actor say when asked if this image could be in England?

Yes, that's my queue.

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What is the moment called when you decide if and how much you will tip a waiter?

The tipping point.

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