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What was Bill's reaction when someone approached him with a negative attitude?

He was non-plussed.

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What is similar between a clothing factory and Scrabble?

They both use text tiles.

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Are the Facebook office buildings physical?

Yes, but they are also Meta physical.

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What do you call a hyphen that is the size of a football field?

A hundred yard dash.

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What did the chiropractor say when he started working on a patient?

Welcome back.

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Why do shoes sneeze when they get hot?

They become hot-shoes!

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What happened when the paint Jerry took spilled on his hands?

He was caught red handed.

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How did the honor student fail his Logic course?

He was being unreasonable.

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What part of the Bible teaches you the correct way to use money?

The book of profits.

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Why did Max fire his accountant?

Because Max told him he wanted the business to be liquid, and the accountant thought he said 'liquidated'.

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What might a person be on if they can't be heard?

On mute.

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What is the difference between a fish and a bathroom?

A fish has many scales, and a bathroom usually has one scale.

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