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What position in the armed forces is just below Marine?

Submarine.

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What do you call dew that stays on the grass and doesn't disappear?

Resi dew that is over dew.

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Why did Bill always make sure he had enough reck with him?

He didn't want to be reckless.

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Why did Jerry choose to work with the elderly?

He enjoyed other Jerry-atrics.

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What do psychologists and accountants both say?

It's important to be positive.

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Why was the homeowner scared of the zombies at his front door?

They were dead ringers of friends of his.

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Why didn't the small hotel want to let the motorcycle gang stay there?

The youth hostel didn't want hostile youth.

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What kind of static is very happy?

Ecstatic.

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Who is in charge of a bicycle factory?

The spokesperson

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Where do gardeners love to shop?

Bloomingdales

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What is moistening meat based on?

The meat.

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Why did Bill bring money to bed?

Because he had been sleeping poorly.

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