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What kind of dog does this represent?

A pit bull.

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Why is the next fan the most popular?

Because it is fancy.

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What did Bill do when his hands were dirty?

He took them to a hand laundry.

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What's an inefficient way to kill ants around your shrubs?

Beat around the bush.

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Why did Andy become a tightrope walker in the circus?

He was told that big money could be made in jobs that are online.

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What are these soldiers doing?

Trying to keep their chin-ups.

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Why did Joe, in his new job, feel like the wheels of a car?

He felt tired and under pressure.

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How does a pipefitter foreman ensure his workers aren't too noisy when on jobsites?

He asks them to pipe down.

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Who oversees chickens?

Chicken Tenders

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What kind of bee can't make up its mind?

A maybe

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Why did Jill buy a Jiffy car?

Because she wanted to go places and come back in a jiffy.

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If the second hand on a clock measures seconds, what does the first hand measure?

Either minutes or hours, but we're not sure.

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