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What do you call someone who is driven crazy by the ticking of a clock?

A luna-tick.

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How is your mother's annoying baby sister similar to a city in Western Europe?

They're both aunt twerps.

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What do you call a store that doesn't move?

A stationery store.

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When do you stop looking for something?

When you find it.

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What is ironic about The Flat Earth Society?

Their members are all around the globe.

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When the brother didn't treat his sister nicely, what was the result?

It caused a cry sis.

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What day of the week do people get married on?

Wedding's day.

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What is the study of the latest scientific breakthroughs?

Newrology

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Why is a mind like a parachute?

It only works when it is open.

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What is the medical department at Google called?

Google Docs.

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What is the difference between an elephant and a car?

One has the trunk in the front, and the other has the trunk in the back.

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What letters are asleep?

ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ's

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