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Why wasn't the student's cousin able to pick her up from school?

It wasn't a pparent.

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What can you say about someone who wanted something for a long time?

The longing was long.

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Why did Marla always start walking with her right foot?

She wanted to put her best foot forward.

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What is a cartoon of puppets on strings called?

Suspended animation.

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Why did the weight-loss clinic hire a dermotologist?

To make people skinny.

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What did Bobby do when the bullies didn't let him use the slide?

He let is slide.

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What is it called if a baseball pitcher throws a small model of an elevator?

An elevator pitch.

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Why did Sam get up from bed in the morning?

He decided he wasn't going to take it lying down anymore.

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What did Fred say when the computer store added memory to his laptop?

Thanks for the memories.

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What's the best time to create a virtual loaf of bread?

E-leaven.

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If a window was put into the neck of the Statue of Liberty, what would it be called?

A pane in the neck.

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What do you call a family that has generations of restaurants?

A dine-asty.

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