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How does it feel sitting under a lime tree?

It feels sublime.

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What do you call a bank that is located next to a river?

A river bank.

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What is an appropriate reaction when Democratic Socialists win seats in Congress?

It certainly raises red flags.

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Why should you take a sharp pencil seriously?

It has a good point.

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Why was this water making high-pitched noises?

Because it was a creak.

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Why did Dan double the size of the pockets on his pants?

He was told that to afford everything, he needed deep pockets.

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Why didn't Angela like shopping for fruits and vegetable?

Because often they were very fresh.

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What do you call a school with just a few students?

A minuscule mini-school.

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What country is named after neck-wear?

Tie Land.

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What is a crazy motive called?

A loco motive.

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How was the octopus able beat the shark in a fight?

It was well armed.

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What happened to the man who sued the airline for losing his luggage?

He lost his case.

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