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What kind of headlines do people not like to see?

The ones in their forehead, because it indicates worry and tension.

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What kind of cats are good at imitating?

Copy cats.

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What can happen if a person has too much debt?

It can debt-inate.

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Why did the graffiti artist stop before he was arrested for vandalism?

He read the writing on the wall.

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Why was Bill's band - that hummed while playing drums - not successful?

It was humdrum.

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P.T. Barnum was right...

There is a sucker born every minute.

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How holy did Bill feel that Heaven is?

He felt it was wholly holy.

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How do you describe someone who is walking in front of a herd of animals in Africa?

He's ahead of the game.

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What do new packages of medicines and many aquariums and zoos have in common?

They have seals.

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What is similar between paying for a meal and ducks?

They both have bills.

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What is the first phase of a liver transplant called?

De-livery

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What do you call periodicals that discuss Make America Great Again?

Maga Zines

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