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Now that the Peter bought a dairy farm, what will he do with it?

He'll milk it for all its worth.

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Why do people dislike washing windows?

They're a pane.

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Where can you buy black markers?

The black market.

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What do you call a bruise that one gets from falling on Halloween?

A boo-boo.

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What do dentists never tell their patients?

Keep your mouth shut.

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Why didn't Jack understand his hat?

It was over his head.

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How does a pipefitter foreman ensure his workers aren't too noisy when on jobsites?

He asks them to pipe down.

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How do you catch an animal that escaped from its cage?

It needs out of the box thinking.

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How does wheat and rice know how to grow?

It's ingrained in them.

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How do you describe this costume?

This guy's disguise is the skies.

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What was the plastic's response when the steel suggested that they get together?

I'm flexible.

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What seeds are named after fathers?

Poppy seeds.

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