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How did Arnold react when he got the job as conductor of the orchestra?

It was music to his ears.

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Why does John like recruiting people to work in skyscrapers?

He loved telling people they were highered.

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Why did Mike lose his job as a masseur?

He rubbed people the wrong way.

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Why did the small pail go to the doctor?

Because it was a little pale.

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If bored people chose a leader, what would the postion be called?

Chairman of the bored.

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Which psychiatry specialty deals with bizarre behavior?

Off-the-wall-ogy

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What do you get after you finish sleeping?

You get up.

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What is an example of an American war that was not civil?

The Civil War.

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Who was Zig Ziglar's brother, and why did they never see each other?

Zag Ziglar, and they were always in opposite places.

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Who was the head baker to the junior baker?

Her roll model.

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Why was Fred concerned he was making too much noise while sleeping?

Because he slept so soundly.

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Why must all people grow spiritually?

It's our soul purpose.

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