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What was the flying elephant concerned about?

Of becoming air elephant.

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If you threw a white stone into the Red Sea, what would it become?

Wet.

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What is the name of the rock band that sings about failure?

Rock Bottom

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What's the most dangerous thing to read in Braille?

DO NOT TOUCH!

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Why was Bill on the lookout for turnips?

He didn't know when they might turn up.

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What is a radical socialist who is very calm called?

A calm-unist.

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What is this street called?

A bull-evard.

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Why is an Achilles tendon injury so severe?

They take forever to heel.

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Why did Jim and Beth take one evening a week from their family life to eat dates?

Because that was their date night.

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What is a fancy expensive scale called?

Upscale.

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What is it called if sugar cane rebels against a farmer?

The cane mutiny.

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What travels around the whole world and stays in the corner?

A postage stamp.

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