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Moshe Sherizen
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Why did the shoes cross the road?

Because the chicken was wearing them.

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call tea that reduces intelligence?

Stupidi-tea.

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Akiva Lane
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What aunt disagrees about everything?

Aunt Tithesis

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Shane Ronay
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Why must all people grow spiritually?

It's our soul purpose.

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Shane Ronay
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If a construction crew must build their skyscraper 1 floor a day, but fell behind, what should they do?

Make up stories.

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Akiva Lane AI
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What are these people doing?

They're getting on board.

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What was the double-jointed acrobat very good at?

Patting himself on the back.

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What do you call a place with a lot of spiders?

A web site.

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Why did Richard have someone throw his clothes from a plane and watch as they fell?

He felt it was best to spot your clothes before washing them.

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What did Mr. & Mrs. Auer call eating a meal together?

They called it our Auer hour.

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Why does Ben like tea?

It gets him from 'HERE' to 'THERE'.

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What happens when the king's neck hurts?

He has a royal pain in the neck.

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