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What do you call a bee that is in a trance?

A Zom Bee.

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Why did Andy become a tightrope walker in the circus?

He was told that big money could be made in jobs that are online.

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What is used to lubricate the joints of a robot?

Elbow grease.

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What part of a car is similar to these wooden dashes?

The dashboard.

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What did Alan do when he left his 5th floor apartment in the old apartment building without an elevator?

He walked down and later walked up the run-down staircase in the run-down walk-up.

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In what part of our head might there be praying going on all the time?

In our temples.

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Yisro Whale

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Where do mathematicians go on vacation?

Times Square

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Why do horses have low divorce rates?

They have stable relationships.

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What is it called when a fusion nuclear reaction starts acting unpredictably?

Con-fusion.

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Which career works the fewest hours per week?

A Monday morning quarterback.

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Why did the singer stand on a key?

He didn't want to sing off key.

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