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What did the knot say when it was asked, "Are you untied".

It answered, "I am knot".

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What did the Mayor say about the turnstile jumping on the subway?

That's not fare!

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How is a liquor store similar to a nursery of babies?

They both have fine whines.

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What kind of tea seems to last forever?

Eterni-tea.

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What is someone called who tunes the instruments for an opera house?

An opera tunist.

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Why did the mother love carry her child?

She started loving it when she carried him before he was born.

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Why are the tops of mountains called 'peaks'?

Because they peek at us from a distance.

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What do labor unions have to do with your son's friends sleeping over?

Boy cots.

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Why did the politician take a part-time job as a cashier?

He wanted to learn more about change.

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Why is this man confused?

Because he came to a fork in the road, and he can't decide what way to go.

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What type of person uses oxygen bleach to brush his teeth?

An oxymoron

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When there is a team of horses, what advantage do the horses in back have?

They have hindsight.

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