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What happened when the teacher taught a class without preparing?

She prepared much better in the future, she learned her lesson.

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Why is 8 followed by 9?

Because if you're offered food after you ate, you say: Nein.

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What are the benefits of having a sense of wonder (one-der)?

It can help you feel at 'one' with everything.

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What does it mean when there are 2 lions in the middle of the road?

It means that cars shouldn't pass each other.

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What kind of tea seems to last forever?

Eterni-tea.

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Who was more intelligent as a child - Alec Baldwin or Alec Guinness?

They were both Smart Alecs.

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What did Joey call the exercizes he did before he took a walk?

A pre-amble.

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What does a cell phone, a credit card, and a bullfight have it common?

They all involve charging.

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Why did they decide that Financial Information and Services Corp is not a good name for the company?

It's abbreviation is FIASCO

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What happens when a wolf learns about mindfulness?

He becomes aware wolf.

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How did the Mexican "Uno Dos" bandits get their name?

They'd leave without a "tres".

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What do you call someone who is dishonest with words?

A lexi-con.

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