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Why did Charles find a box of chocolates when he checked into his hotel room?

Because it was a suite.

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When Bill had to choose between a heavy oar and a light oar to use with his kayak, what did he choose?

Either oar.

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What do you call a demonstration at a diner?

A counter-demonstration.

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How do you describe a fish when it does things very well?

A fish in sea.

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What do you call this animal?

A grill-a

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What novel is about a boy who always wakes up late?

The son also rises.

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Who is Darth Vader's wife?

Her name is Ellie Vader - she really uplifts him.

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What is the motto of the factory that makes canned food?

We can!

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What did Bill realize when he stood in the field at dawn?

As he looked OVER the morning DEW, he realized he shouldn't rush and OVERDO the things he hadn't done yet, though they seemed OVERDUE.

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What is ironic about taking the apple on the left?

After you take it, the other one is left.

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What do you call a line of singles from all over the world waiting to get into a singles event?

An international date line.

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What does Leonard Bernstein and copper have in common?

They are both good conductors.

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