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What kind of doctor is specifically assigned to you?

Your-ologist.

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Why is a sleeping person like a spy?

Because he is under cover.

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What's a religious name for foot doctors?

Ortho Docs.

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How do you describe pulling a penny out of the sewer?

The ascent of a cent with a scent.

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What does an orchestra and a destructive mob have in common?

They both have violins.

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When Jim went to the seashore at dawn, how did he feel when the early morning mist cleared?

He had liked being in the midst of the mist, and he missed the mist.

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What two letters indicate 'too much' of something?

XS

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What did Matt Silver call his new software company?

Silver Ware.

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How did the elder people like the larger playing cards?

For them it was a big deal.

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What are 5 tow trucks?

A foot truck.

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Why did Jerry avoid taking hot baths?

He tried to avoid things that would get him into hot water.

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Why didn't the carpenter want to fit counter-tops?

He didn't want to be accused of counter-fitting.

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