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Why was this a big seller?

It is candy.

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Why is it important to review a subject before taking a test?

Because then what you knew is re-knewed.

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How did Arnie feel when he slipped in the garbage dump?

He felt down in the dumps.

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How did Madam Sonia become a fortune teller?

By "chants"

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What did the sheep say to his friend who had been sheared?

Boy did you get fleeced.

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What's good about having a one-track mind?

You don't easily go off the rails.

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What did Goldie Jones call her lock company?

Goldie Locks.

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How did Bill feel when he was preparing his taxes?

He felt the taxes were attacks.

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Why did Bill and Eddie start their company at the radar dish?

Because they wanted the business to be under the radar.

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What part of the meat did Bill try not to bring to his wife from the freezer?

He didn't think it was a good idea to give his wife the cold shoulder.

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Which industry holds most people's interest?

Banking

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What do you call a place where crows drink beer?

A crow bar.

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