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What is the key to "flipping" houses?

Heavy leverage

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What is the boy doing?

He's looking a gift horse in the mouth.

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How did Becky feel about hot dogs?

She felt they were the wurst.

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Why were the Middle Ages called the Dark Ages?

Because there were so many knights.

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What did the cheese say when it was shredded?

I feel grate.

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What do you call heating oil that you pay for every month?

Term oil.

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What is one advantage of being indecisive?

Having the benefit of the doubt.

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What are tests in cosmetic school called?

Make-up exams.

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How did Lisa feel when she found that someone had pressed all the buttons in the elevator?

She found it depressing.

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What is another name for misleading and dangerous advertising?

Ad vice.

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What is a light bulb filled with dirt called?

Not a light bulb, but a heavy bulb.

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What word describes looking forward to see your aunt?

Aunt-icipation.

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