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Why did the barbershop realize it was a mistake to have two barbershop poles?

People thought it was bi-polar.

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What position in the armed forces is just below Marine?

Submarine.

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Why did Trump remove the restrictions on plastic straws?

Because in terms of government intervention, it was the last straw.

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How do telephone operators work together?

They co-operate.

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What is a plant growing out of an egg called?

An egg plant.

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What part of the day does not have an odd amount of Ning?

The Even Ning.

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When Shakespeare had writer's block, what was his motto?

Where there's a Will, there's a way.

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What is a short description of what you did during the summer called?

A summery summary.

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What are these?

Cocoa Nuts

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Why was Bruce Lee's son always on time?

His first name was "Prompt".

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What is Denise's brother's name?

De Nephew.

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Why did the telephone wires want to go to a therapist?

Because they were high strung.

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