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Shane Ronay
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What did Paul McCartney say when a hornet flew into his house and scared people?

Let it bee

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Shane Ronay
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Why is this bench so comfortable?

The lumber support.

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Shane Ronay
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Which window specialty focuses on commercial accounts?

Pane Management specialists.

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Akiva Lane
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What is an Eskimo father called?

An ice pop.

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Shane Ronay
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Which crime is most prevalent at this school?

Assault

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call a pair of pants that wants to be forever young?

Peter pants.

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Shane Ronay
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What do auto mechanics call their rest periods?

Coffee brakes.

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Akiva Lane
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What did the Jones family say after they found their dog named Spot?

We spotted the spot where Spot was, by spotting his spot!

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Shane Ronay
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How are a sanitation truck and computer similar?

Both are garbage in / garbage out

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Moshe Sherizen
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What do you call a train carrying bubble gum?

A chew-chew train.

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call a scientist whose funding got taken away?

A mad scientist.

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Akiva Lane
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Do clothes hanging out to dry use the internet?

Yes, they're online.

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