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What happens when military officers attend a party?

They order everyone "a round".

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As Annie grew up, what question kept nagging her?

Is the 'hokie pokie' really what's it's all about?

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What do you call a bruise that is in the side of a beet?

A beet nick.

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What are the 2 most agreeable letters?

OK

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While building his porch, why was Arnie looking for something called 'scratch'?

Because he was building it from scratch.

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How do you get rid of weeds?

You have to get to the root of the problem.

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How did the pitcher learn to throw curve balls?

It was a learning curve.

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What do transport companies and movies have in common?

They both have trailers.

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Why did Mrs. Jones put the steaks in the freezer higher than the kids could reach?

Because the steaks were high.

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What scoring system is used for the sport of curling?

Curl marks.

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What rap singer also told puns?

Rapunzel

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What do auto mechanics call their rest periods?

Coffee brakes.

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