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Why did the police arrest the comedian?

Because he was a riot.

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How did Cindy feel about programs that weren't testable?

She felt they were detestable.

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What was James Bond's nickname when he travelled a lot?

Vaga Bond

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How did the medical student choose Ophthalmology as a specialty?

He researched his options, and the eyes had it.

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What is the difference between a real man and one that is not real?

One is Sir Real, and the other is surreal.

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Why did it often rain when Bill was thinking with deep concentration?

Because he was brainstorming.

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What is something that we wear that is called by the material that it used to be made from?

Glasses.

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How is party different than a toy?

When a party winds up it ends, and when a toy winds up it starts.

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What is a drug store called that specializes in drugs from vegetables and fish?

Farm and Sea Pharmacy.

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Why did Marsha make a knot in the shape of the letter Y?

She figured 'Why not'?

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When Bobby threw a ball as hard as he could, why did it just come back to him?

He threw it up in the air.

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What kind of boxes are similar to people who don't like card games?

Card bored.

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