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What do you call a scientist whose funding got taken away?

A mad scientist.

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Which king was this?

Edward IV - he had a short reign.

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Why was Emily reluctant to use a tractor on her farm?

Because it didn't attract her.

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Have you heard of the band called Cellophane?

They're a wrap group.

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Why did the obese woman get insulted when the doctor estimated her weight?

The doctor called it a "ballpark figure".

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Which industry helps news broadcast companies remain profitable?

Radiology

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What's going on here?

A feeding friendsy.

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What do they say about a great baseball player?

That the hits just keep on coming!

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If you take a liter of water, and pour it out, what does it become?

Leaderless.

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How did the medical student choose Ophthalmology as a specialty?

He researched his options, and the eyes had it.

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How is waiting in line similar to being a doctor?

You need patience.

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What are examples of types of bread in a bakery called?

Roll models.

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