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Why did Max fire his accountant?

Because Max told him he wanted the business to be liquid, and the accountant thought he said 'liquidated'.

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What is the happiest country in Europe?

Ha Land (Holland)

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What do you call someone who steals dishes?

Dish-honest.

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What's a good name for someone who is always prepared?

Justin Case

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How do you wake up bread?

You make it rise.

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How valuable was the motel that Nancy inherited from her uncle?

It was Inn valuable.

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Why don't elephants get upset very often?

They have thick skin.

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Why did Matt guard his fence?

He didn't want anyone to take offence.

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Why did Oliver sit on a ball in his office?

He wanted to show that he was really on the ball.

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When Arnie said that he preferred to learn accordion rather than piano, what were his parents reaction?

They changed his music teacher accordingly.

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What is an airplane that is inherited called?

An heir plane.

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What happens to one's ability to walk after 8 drinks?

The results are staggering.

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