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What can happen to our calves if we eat too much?

They can become cows.

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What vegetable should diplomats learn all about?

Peas.

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What is special about the sentence, 'See, yes we can'?

The words mean Yes in Spanish, English, French, and Hebrew.

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Why didn't Joe mind when the wind ripped the roof off his store?

He no longer had any overhead.

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What does the NLRB do?

They oversee support groups for expectant mothers.

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What starts with a T and ends with a T and has T in it?

A teapot.

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What happened after the US dropped atom bombs on Japan?

There was a baby boom.

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How does Barbie know when to go on stage?

She waits for the Barbie cue.

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How did Bill feel after he spent time crushing soda cans?

It was soda pressing.

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Why didn't Gary want to walk too far for ideas?

Because then they would be far-fetched.

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What do cows each for brunch?

Grass, just like for all their other meals.

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Why did the employee make sure he never signed his name twice?

He was concerned that if he re-signed, he'd be out of a job.

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