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When Jack felt that his out-house was too dark, how did he feel after he put a large hole on the top of the door to let in light?

I needed that like a hole in the head.

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What do you call an alligator who is a detective?

An investigator.

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Where do boots go to rest and have fun in the summer?

Boot camp.

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An elevator pitch.

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What do you call someone who steals dishes?

Dish-honest.

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Why didn't Gary want to walk too far for ideas?

Because then they would be far-fetched.

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How do patrons locate a Greek restaurant when their GPS isn't working?

They use a gyro scope

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Why was the carpet depressed?

It felt a lack of respect because everyone walked all over it.

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Why didn't Bill like going to malls?

He felt that if you see one, you see the mall.

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How do you describe the taste of a spicy pun?

Pungent

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C to shining C

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How did Nancy feel when the lemon-sugar pie she made fell on the floor?

It was a bitter-sweet experience.

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