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How to refer to someone who suddenly became a grandmother?

An Instagram

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What did Ben say when the tanks came and saved his village during the war?

Tanks.

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What kind of money can't be understood?

Non cents.

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What is an airplane that is inherited called?

An heir plane.

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What is ironic about taking the apple on the left?

After you take it, the other one is left.

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What did Joan do after she attached her schedule to a helium balloon?

She didn't know, because her plans were up in the air.

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Why do you have to be very careful after drinking water?

Because after you drink it, it's drunk.

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How is Elon Musk similar to the Lone Ranger?

After dealing with him, they ask, 'Who was that Musk man'?

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Which device measures carbohydrates?

A carburetor

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Why is it often difficult to communicate messages to other people?

Because often they begin with a mess.

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Why can't you trust atoms?

Because they make up everything.

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What do you call a chemical that makes you laugh?

A comical chemical.

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