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What does this represent?

Too much of a good thing.

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Why did Jill often find it difficult to find her sneakers?

She suspected that it was because they were sneaking around the house.

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Is it good to answer a question with a question?

Is there a better way?

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What do you call someone from New England who likes to scribble?

Yankee Doodle

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What was the plastic's response when the steel suggested that they get together?

I'm flexible.

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Why did Alan make sure his deck wasn't empty when he played with his kids?

He wanted to make sure he was playing with a full deck.

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Why did Beth wear a blindfold when she slept?

Because her husband was such a light sleeper.

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How did Elsie the cow feel when she couldn't give milk?

She felt like an udder failure.

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Why are the internal parts of a person called organs?

Because they are very organized.

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What happened when Joe tripped on his neighbor's exposed sewer?

He wanted to sue her.

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When we treat others with tact, what is the result?

Our relationships remain intact.

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How is America similar to those who figured out how to make a bus that looked like a cylinder?

Column bus discovery

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