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Where do you stay if you don't want to move?

You stay put.

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Why is this bench so comfortable?

The lumber support.

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How did the elder people like the larger playing cards?

For them it was a big deal.

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What is a good name for a very aggressive soda can?

Ghengiz Can.

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How did the trampoline team feel about being behind in the World championships?

They were sure they were going to bounce back.

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What is a nickname for pharmacists?

Pharmers.

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What letter and number combination precedes everything else?

B4

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What word is spelled incorrectly in the dictionary?

The word 'incorrectly'.

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What is a sentence that has the words 'the the' right after each other?

I really like the The North Face jacket.

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How would you refer to your dog-sitting neighbor that lost your pet?

Your dog gone neighbor.

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Why did the barbershop realize it was a mistake to have two barbershop poles?

People thought it was bi-polar.

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What did the doctor use this room for?

A wading room

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