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How are a sanitation truck and computer similar?

Both are garbage in / garbage out

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Akiva Lane AI
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What did Ted say about his playing a bagel in the school play?

My role is a roll.

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Akiva Lane
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What sentence commemorates how Isaac, Jacob, and Moses met their wives.

Well, well, well.

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Shane Ronay
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What did the losing coach say about his opponent after losing by 52 points?

I found them very offensive.

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Akiva Lane
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What's a good motto for an internet store?

It's better to be online than on line.

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How did Bill feel when he was preparing his taxes?

He felt the taxes were attacks.

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Shane Ronay
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Why did the man buy so much bottled water?

There was a liquidation sale.

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Akiva Lane
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What symbol is written before it is pronounced?

The dollar sign.

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What is a person called who knows a lot about eggs?

An eggs-pert.

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Akiva Lane
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How are computer disk drives different than car traffic?

It's good when disk drives are backed up, but it's not good when traffic is backed up.

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Akiva Lane
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What is a good name for a tanning salon for men?

Tan Gent.

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Why don't vegetarian's fight with each other?

Because they don't want to have a beef with each other.

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