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What bread is similar to money that was gotten illegally?

Sour dough.

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Why shouldn't you tell secrets in a farmer's field?

Because potatoes have eyes, corn has ears, and the beanstalk.

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Why did the student study outside in the cold?

Because he wanted to learn the subject cold.

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Why are rock bands from Finland kosher?

They have Finns and scales.

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How did the tycoon ask his architect to design a modest home?

He said, "Don't mansion it".

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What do you call robins enjoying the sun?

Basking robbins.

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How can you tell that a person has humility?

The person places 'you' first - as in 'you'-mility.

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What is a nursery for babies called?

A wiggle room.

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What does the Garden of Eden, New York City, Granny Smith, and Cuppertino have in common?

Apples

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Is the legend about how Arthur became king actually true?

Sword of.

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What is a good name for a company that certifies bones for dogs to chew on?

Bone-a-fide

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What room grows on a dead tree?

A mushroom.

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