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What is this fooseball player in need of?

Plastic Surgery

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What are light bulbs that are very heavy called?

Heavy bulbs.

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What city is known for being nice?

Nice, France.

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What is an imaginary ocean?

A fanta-sea.

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Since the hamburger was behind in the race, how could it win?

It needed to ketchup.

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How is a head cold similar to a lot of traffic?

They're both congested.

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What did Max do when the plumbing company made a mess of trying to fix the bathroom blockage?

He decided to sue her.

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What happens if someone accidently drank hair coloring?

They could dye.

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How do you compare baseball, bowling, and unions?

Baseball: 3 strikes=out, Bowling: 12 strikes= perfect game, Union: strikes are unlimited.

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How does one refer to the hallways at mental institutions?

Psycho paths.

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Why did Trump remove the restrictions on plastic straws?

Because in terms of government intervention, it was the last straw.

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What was King Louis the XV referring to when he said, 'After me the flood'?

The rain of terror.

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