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What do sales people, bartenders, and baseball teams have in common?

They all have pitchers.

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Why is this bench so comfortable?

The lumber support.

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Why did Jeff start rope climbing?

He wanted to learn the ropes.

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When Mrs. Smith suggested to her husband that they go to a concert, what was his response?

Sounds good.

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What is similar between a teenager with a credit card and a rhinoceros?

They are both dangerous when they are charging.

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How did Bill like his new job working as a chauffeur?

Chauffeur so good.

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How does the can opener get its name?

Because it can open things.

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When do you stop looking for something?

When you find it.

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What continent is named after ants?

Antartica.

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What Beatles song is about a bee in a vegetable garden?

Lettuce bee.

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What do you call a place where you can relax and sort things out?

A re-sort.

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What was Karl Marx and his brother called?

The Marx brothers.

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