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What are the great-great grandparents of an ant called?

Ant-cestors.

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What do you call a pair of pants that wants to be forever young?

Peter pants.

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What happens when a person has to work on Sundays?

It's a weakened weekend.

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What do you call a store that doesn't move?

A stationery store.

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What does a duck wear to his wedding?

A ducksedo.

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What is a store called that sells only items for the left hand?

A second hand store.

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What do you call a roof made of seal skins?

A seal-ing.

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Why is it important to review a subject before taking a test?

Because then what you knew is re-knewed.

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What city is named after a saw that is used in battle?

Warsaw

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Which U.S. Army battalion drives up to and then crawls under barbed-wire fences?

Jeepers Creepers

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What do lawyers do?

They insert and remove claws in clauses.

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What did the plate say to the food?

The meal is on me.

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