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Why did Bob think this would be a balanced diet?

It was 3 square meals a day.

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What did Mrs. Gard call it when she changed her twin babies?

The changing of the Gards.

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What do you call online support for barbers?

Eclips

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How do you catch an animal that escaped from its cage?

It needs out of the box thinking.

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What did Barry say when he was told about a newsstand that he didn't know about?

That's news to me.

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If Washington is the most Southern face on Mount Rushmore, what is Lincoln?

The North Face.

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What did people call the baseball game where everyone got hits that got them onto first base?

A singles event.

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Why did the family have their son set the dinner table?

It was the time of the setting son.

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How were the untied shoes feeling?

They were fit to be tied.

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What is it called when you continue an interrupted Zoom call?

Re-zooming the call.

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Why did the Indian chief never have to sleep outside?

He had reservations.

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When is it not good to be positive?

When taking a covid test.

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