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What was Genghis Kahn's attitude that made him successful?

He was Kahn-fident.

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Why do internet browsers tend to gain weight?

They use cookies.

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What's the combination of a man and a lima bean?

A human bean.

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Why does a letter C emerging from the ground have to be dealt with immediately?

It's an emergent C.

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If it's bad to overbake a cake, what if you underbake it?

Then it's batter.

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What is a good chili recipe?

Go outside without a coat.

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Why didn't Max like racketball?

He thought that people who played it were off the wall.

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Why didn't Jack like playing Monopoly?

He felt like he was going around in circles.

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Why was Betty happy with the work of the seamstress?

It was sew good.

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What does a policeman, a fireman, and a doorman all have in common?

They're all men.

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What do you call someone who is an expert at choosing clocks for counter-tops?

Counter clock wise.

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What is a hotel called that is named in honor of potatoes?

Suite Potatoes.

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