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Why was Emily always careful to treat bread carefully and with respect?

She didn't want to do anything that went against the grain.

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What is a company that rents DAF trucks by the day called?

Daf Yomi.

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How in one word can one complain that their grapes aren't ripe yet?

Gripe

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Why didn't Billy like the second class of his school day?

He felt like a second class citizen.

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What did Bill say when Max wanted to kill a bug that landed on Bill's watch?

You're not going to do that on my watch.

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How did this team win the championship?

They put up their Dukes.

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Why was it hard to get things done in the Middle Ages?

Because everything was futile (feudal).

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What part of Queens, New York needs the most water?

Flushing.

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Why don't people realize when the owner of a flower shop makes fun of them?

They can't see the florist for the tease.

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What did Bill say when he brought his bike to the bike store to have the brakes fixed?

Give me a break!

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After being disappointed by the response he got, why did Jim go fishing at lake Excellent?

He was fishing for compliments.

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What word means to attach things together and can be used to chase something away?

Stick.

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