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Was Anna a vegetarian?

Actually, she was vague on if she was a vegan.

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Why did Bill make a rocket made of wood-work?

Because he thought it would work.

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What is similar between a worn out tire and getting social security?

It may be time to retire.

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How did the writer feel when her books were no longer cited?

She felt out of cite.

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What is the Sherlock Holmes story where he solves the mystery of the missing pillow?

The pillow case.

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Why did the cinnamon havester quit his job?

He kept barking up the wrong tree.

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Why does a music conductor turn his back on the audience?

He must face the music.

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What was the weather like during the office meeting?

They were brainstorming, and then someone was thunderstruck with an insight.

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Why did Billy find it hard to learn grammar involving the past and future?

It made him tense.

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Why did Bill bring money to bed?

Because he had been sleeping poorly.

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What is it called when someone decides not to do costmetic surgery on their face?

They're doing an about face about their face.

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Why was this man being treated intervenously?

He had severe poison i.v.

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