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What is a nickname for pharmacists?

Pharmers.

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How did President Johnson always know the right thing to say?

A little Birdie told him.

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What do shoes and noses have in common?

They both smell.

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What kind of key can make you drunk?

Whiskey.

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How do you describe someone who has a lot of influence in the field of app development?

He has app pull.

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How could Ami know for sure there was an odor in the room?

She just nose.

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What did the painter say when told he was supposed to paint the ship WHITE - not navy blue?

Oops - I blue it.

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Is the quantum physics theory about electrons disappearing and reappearing elsewhere really true?

That's neither here nor there.

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What can you say about a manager who enjoys firing people?

That he's playing with fire.

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Why are weddings often done under canopies?

To say that marriage is in tents.

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How did Bill feel when he was preparing his taxes?

He felt the taxes were attacks.

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What can we say about the liberty bell?

It IS what it is cracked up to be.

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