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Why did Amy avoid dating men who publish magazines?

She found they often had issues.

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What do you call a demonstration at a diner?

A counter-demonstration.

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Why did the weasel go to prison?

The mink stole.

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Why did Bill bring a hammer to the party?

He thought it might be useful to break the ice during conversations.

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Why didn't the two gangs have their scheduled showdown?

Because one gang didn't show up.

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What did the tree do when it felt like just a stick in the mud?

It branched out.

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Is Jim doing this by chance?

No, he's doing it on porpoise.

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What happens to old Texas Rangers who can no longer serve?

They become de-ranged

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What vegetable did Marty not take onto his sailboat?

Leeks.

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Why was the football team surprised when their opponents punted the football?

They thought there was no punt intended.

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Why did Mr. Roberts take his key with an R attached, and put in on the upper hook on the wall?

He believed in the principle of higher R key.

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Is the author the main person who can edit the book they wrote?

Yes, that is the main person who is author eyes'd.

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