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Why did the bartender encourage his customers to drink more?

He wanted them to be more tips-y.

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What can you take when you're tired?

You can take a nap or you can take a break.

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Why did the bartender put rolls on the bar next to the drinks?

His motto was 'Roll with the punches'.

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What did Bobby do when the bullies didn't let him use the slide?

He let is slide.

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Where did Maxine put her nail files?

In the filing cabinet.

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What type of granite is always red?

A pomegranate.

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What is good name for a men's clothing store in Thailand?

Tie Land.

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What did the mountain climber call his memoire?

Cliff's Notes.

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What do you call someone who tries to reduce the time you have to wait for doctors?

A wait lifter.

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What do you call the top 2 Chinese translators?

The Co-Mandarin Chiefs

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Why are fast runners good looking?

Because they are dashing.

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What is a rabbit's favorite music?

Hip hop.

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