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Akiva Lane
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What do people say when they think something you said is not funny?

Very funny.

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Shane Ronay
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Why is this bandwagon no longer in use?

Too many people were jumping on it.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Jim and Beth take one evening a week from their family life to eat dates?

Because that was their date night.

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What is the difference between an optometrist and a psychologist?

One is an eye doctor and the other is an 'I' doctor.

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Yitzchak Berger
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Why is bread a lot like the sun?

Because it rises in the yeast, and sets in the waist.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Max pick up his glass of wine?

He wanted to lift his spirits.

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Shane Ronay
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How were people getting hit by the same bicycle every day?

It was a vicous cycle.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Alan enjoy exercizing by balancing on balls?

Because it helped him with the ability to be on the ball.

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Shane Ronay
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Why must all people grow spiritually?

It's our soul purpose.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did the programmer call an exterminator?

Because he had a bug in his program.

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call a place where crows drink beer?

A crow bar.

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Why did Alan collect lots of L's?

He thought it was good to have morals.

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