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How did the head of the orchestra feel when he couldn't find people to play in it?

It was disconcerting.

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What is the name of the rock band that sings about failure?

Rock Bottom

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How do we know that the Almighty is a baseball fan?

His first book starts, 'In the big inning'.

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Why were the people who worked for the charity holding dollars over their heads?

They were raising money.

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What's the difference between looking for a parking space and washing clothes?

With one you want spots to appear, and with the other you wants spots to disappear.

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How did Sam's parents react when he threw the cereal in the garbage without eating it.

They said he was a cereal killer.

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When Arnold found a well full of bees, why did he avoid it?

Because he wanted to be well.

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What did it mean when the professional football players argued with the prisoners in a football game?

The argument had its pros and cons.

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What fruit did the restaurant serve to young couples getting to know each other?

Dates.

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How did the rock group debase themselves?

By firing their bass player.

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What is a store called that sells only items for the left hand?

A second hand store.

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What does a baseball cap and an overturned boat have in common?

Cap size.

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