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Which U.S. landmark are people in the biggest hurry to visit?

Mount Rush more.

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What phrase suggests that we should research potential marriage partners?

Check mate.

2080

Do you want an ark for protection from a flood?

I Noah guy who can help.

984

How did Marty respond when his wife accused him of drinking a fifth of whisky?

He pleaded the fifth.

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How does a pipefitter foreman ensure his workers aren't too noisy when on jobsites?

He asks them to pipe down.

983

Why did Betty stop eating sausage?

She thought it was the wurst.

918

What does a baseball cap and an overturned boat have in common?

Cap size.

3005

Why did the police arrest the comedian?

Because he was a riot.

985

What's a good name for a plumbing supply distributor?

Sink Inc.

982

A book about basement renovation ideas?

Best Cellars

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What might a person be on if they can't be heard?

On mute.

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What do you call a mine that might be silver and might be gold?

Either ore.

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