Pictures:

Why did Arnold start a company that makes shovels?

He wanted to do well in spades.

1033

What is it called if a baseball pitcher throws a small model of an elevator?

An elevator pitch.

1695

How would you refer to your dog-sitting neighbor that lost your pet?

Your dog gone neighbor.

1557

What political system tries to make people calm?

Calm-unisim.

2813

What was the result of Rick building a successful sunglasses business?

He had it made in the shades.

414

When the teacher said there's no such thing in English as a double positive making a negative, how did a student respond?

Yeah, right.

2302

Why did Alan enjoy reading the novel about a back doctor?

He liked spine novels.

919

What is a small store that sells Halloween costumes?

A boo-tique.

155

What is similar between a house of worship and Swiss cheese?

They're both holy.

1548

In what part of our head might there be praying going on all the time?

In our temples.

2471

What word describes a variety of missiles?

Missile-aneous.

2632

What does a baker with a high IQ bake?

Smart cookies.

40