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Why did Oliver sit on a ball in his office?

He wanted to show that he was really on the ball.

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How can you identify a Dogwood tree?

By its bark.

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What do you call a company that efficiently arranges organ transplants?

An organized organ organization.

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What do carbon atoms do before they get married?

Carbon dating.

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How did the farmer like planting the field of wheat?

It was sow sow.

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Why did Ben find it so easy to sleep?

He could do it with his eyes closed.

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What do you call a tile that can do many things?

Versa tile.

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What happened to the kitchen pot when it's owner found it's lid?

It's now fully recovered.

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What did the teacher say to the student when he asked to make up an exam after graduation?

She said, 'You can't make these things up.'

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How are the prices at the new Italian restaurant?

They cost a pretty penne.

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How did Bill like his new job working as a chauffeur?

Chauffeur so good.

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Why was the king nauseous?

Because the people were revolting.

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