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What do you call someone who is dishonest with words?

A lexi-con.

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Why are bananas so popular?

They have a peel.

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What does this represent?

Youtube.

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What do you call a seamstress that doesn't know how to sew?

A seemstress.

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What was it called when Pierre welcomed and praised his guests over a glass of wine?

French toast.

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Why should we be very cautious about being cynical?

Its first syllable is sin.

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How did Martha feel about going back to work on Monday?

It was a weak day.

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What is an ancient Celtic who is very flexible called?

A fluid druid.

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What did the doctor say to the sick person who was too much in a rush?

I'll be doctor, you be patient.

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What state was Maxine in when she found out that a person has 100,000 miles of blood vessels?

She was in a state of awe.

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Why did the laptop catch a cold?

Because Windows was left open.

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What kind of scientist studies bubbles?

A fizz-a-cist.

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