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How does the chief groundskeeper raise the flag in front of Yankee Stadium?

He uses his staff.

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Akiva Lane
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What's similar between the last stop on a train and a lion's tail?

They are both the end of the lion.

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Can a person who complains all the time be a vegetarian?

No, because he always has a beef.

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What is one result of inflation?

Goodbye to good buys.

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What did Jim call his life after he decided not to major in math?

The aftermath.

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Why did Bill always make sure he had enough reck with him?

He didn't want to be reckless.

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What do palm trees and calendars have in common?

They both have a lot of dates.

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What do you call a plane that is not fancy?

A plain plane.

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What is ironic about The Flat Earth Society?

Their members are all around the globe.

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Why did the owner of the factory close the factory when the workers went on strike a third time?

He said 3 strikes and we're out.

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Zev Juravel
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What electronic device is named after an American insect?

USB

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What does Mount Everest and Las Vegas have in common?

They both involve 'to bet'.

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