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What happens when a person has to work on Sundays?

It's a weakened weekend.

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Since Jill was on a diet, why was she concerned that the math problems on the test were too easy?

Because they were a piece of cake.

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What did one guy say to his friend when he got to the punchbowl at the party first?

I beat you to the punch.

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Why wasn't Lucy happy about her schedule?

Because she was so busy, it wasn't funny.

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Why don't gluten-free people consume wheat?

It goes against their grain.

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What's in back of the back of a person?

The front of the person.

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How did Max feel about the lack of oxygen on top of the mountain?

Both the air and the views were breath-taking.

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Why did the town call itself Vincible?

Because they knew that people want to be in Vincible.

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What is a travelogue video about Berkeley called?

You See Berkeley

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What is the letter O called when it acts strange?

A weirdo.

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What letter of the alphabet is similar to a person with a split personality?

W

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What do you call a place where you can relax and sort things out?

A re-sort.

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