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After someone stole Bobby's clothes while he was swimming, did he get home without people seeing him?

Yes, but just barely.

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What do they say about a great baseball player?

That the hits just keep on coming!

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What spice doesn't need an expiration date?

Thyme.

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How did Boris feel about losing the kick-boxing championship?

He wanted to kick himself.

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How did Bill like making food on the grill?

It was grate.

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What are reporters who never retire called?

Permanent press.

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How did the vegetarian feel about hotdogs?

They are the wurst!

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What can you say about a teacher without any students?

He's in a class all by himself.

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Why did the shark spit out the clown?

It thought he tasted funny.

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How much does it cost to swim with sharks?

An arm and a leg.

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What is an aunt that is a great cook called?

Aunty Pasto.

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Why did Andrea want to date a writer?

She was looking for Mr. Write.

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