Pictures:

What is the thinnest coat?

A coat of paint.

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How does this picture encourage us?

It reminds us that: 'I can'.

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Why do electricians monitor the news so closely?

To keep current.

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How do we know that this mother duck is popular?

She has a big following.

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How did Fred feel when he opened the cupboard and a glass jar fell on his head?

He found it very jarring.

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How did Jeff feel when his favorite porpoise in the aquarium was very sick?

He felt like he no longer had a porpoise.

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What does a Frenchman say when he says something off-color?

Pardon my French.

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What does eating hot food and sneezing have in common?

They are both hot chews.

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Where did Shakespeare learn to write plays as a child?

In the play-ground.

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What song is this about?

Hit the road Jack.

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What are commas, periods, and question marks that are used in puns called?

Pun-cuation.

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What is it called when husbands tell puns to their wives?

Pun-ishment.

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