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Why didn't Joe play hide-and-seek very often?

Good hide-and-seek players are hard to find.

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What kind of food is very good for teenagers?

Pro Teen.

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What is a rabbit's favorite music?

Hip hop.

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What is a cane called that a shepherd uses to get animals to move faster?

A hurry cane.

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What relative did Bill Royd name the phone operating system after?

Aunt Royd.

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How did Martha feel about going back to work on Monday?

It was a weak day.

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Why didn't Jane play hide and seek?

Good players are hard to find.

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What do you call lox served in an apartment?

Pad lox.

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When you put smart technology into a house, what does it become?

Aware house.

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What is this man doing?

He's "piering" down

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What's a good motto for an internet store?

It's better to be online than on line.

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What did his kids say when their father told them they were eating lamb?

Ewe!

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