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What is not a good season for Rome?

Fall.

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What did Danny do when the bullies wouldn't let other kids go on the slide?

He let it slide.

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What was the nickname of the orchestra conducter for the orchestra whose nickname was 'Heat'?

'Metal', because Metal conducts Heat.

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What would happen if Earth was attacked by giant spiders from outer space?

A world wide web.

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What is it called when something is discussed on X?

It is X-communicated.

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What do you call it when the mother and midwife work hard together to give birth to a baby?

A labor union.

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Why did Arlene find it hard to let the water out of the sink?

She found it draining.

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Now that the Peter bought a dairy farm, what will he do with it?

He'll milk it for all its worth.

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What is it called when police do a search without a search warrant?

Un-warranted.

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What did the seal with the broken arm say to the shark?

Do not consume when seal is broken.

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What is it called when someone had a good date, and tells you about it?

An update.

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What did the man say when needing to repair his socks?

Darn!

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