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What is this man doing?

He's a lion tamer aligning a line of lions.

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How did the English teacher teach the class spelling?

She cast them under her spell.

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Why did Amanda stare at gifts before opening them up?

Her friends told her she should focus more on the present.

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When the desire to repent is pent-up, where does one repent?

In a pent-house.

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How did Arnie feel when he slipped in the garbage dump?

He felt down in the dumps.

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What is this?

B4 before B4.

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What kind of fruit did they use against Donald Trump?

He was impeached twice.

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What kind of carrots are worth their weight in gold?

24 karats.

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What's going on here?

This man's wife asked him to hold his horses.

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Why do the Polish not force their cuisine on others?

They figure it's their pierogi-tive.

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Why doesn't Superman go out after dark when he visits Krypton, Kentucky?

Because then it's Krypton night.

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What do you call flies that are attracted to the smell of thyme?

Thyme flies.

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