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How do spiders find food to eat?

They look on the web.

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What kind of art do father's like?

Pop art.

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What did Jim call his life after he decided not to major in math?

The aftermath.

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What is the study of Noah's ark called?

Ark-eology.

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What is a sentence that has the words 'the the' right after each other?

I really like the The North Face jacket.

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Why did the rancher find his horses difficult to control?

Because they were always horsing around.

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How did the man get his young dog to stop barking?

He wore Hush Puppies

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What do you call a Hippopotomus that is a phony?

A hippo-crite.

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Why did the shopping mall put signs in the mall with the number 1 on them?

Because when you see 1 you see the mall.

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What is a newspaper that puts you asleep called?

The snooze news.

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Is this cat anything special?

Yes - it's The Cat in the Hat.

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What do you call a broken garbage receptacle?

A has bin.

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