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How did the truck driver carrying marble slabs feel when the truck overturned?

He felt like he was losing his marbles.

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How did Martha feel about going back to work on Monday?

It was a weak day.

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What are earings called that are in the shape of pears?

A pear of earrings.

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Moshe Sherizen
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Why didn't Joe buy camouflage trousers at the store?

He couldn't find them.

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Shane Ronay
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Which city outlawed the use of doorbells?

Knocksville, TN

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How did the moose get into the restaurant?

The customer asked for mousse, and the waiter brought him one.

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Yitzchak Berger
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What happened when Bob re-labled the jars in his wife's spice rack?

He's not in trouble yet, but the thyme is cumin.

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How did Andy feel when the skin doctor cancelled his apppointment?

He felt irritated.

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How is the political system similar to the pages in a book?

Because everything is either justified right or justified left.

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What did the seal with the broken arm say to the shark?

Do not consume when seal is broken.

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How did the sergeant know that he could take all the blankets that were needed?

He had blanket permission.

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Matt Weiss
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What travels around the whole world and stays in the corner?

A postage stamp.

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