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What is it called when someone had a good date, and tells you about it?

An update.

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Which hospital uses high-fat condiments to cure diseases?

The Mayo Clinic

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What are tests in cosmetic school called?

Make-up exams.

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Why did it often rain when Bill was thinking with deep concentration?

Because he was brainstorming.

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How long must one walk a dog that lives indoors?

Until they're pooped.

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Why do chickens tend to have egg-streme political opinions?

Because they don't like being in the middle of the road.

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Why were the vegetables upset when Marty put salt on them?

They felt assaulted.

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Why didn't the clam share its food?

Because it was shell-fish.

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What medicine calms you down while watching a play?

Drama-mine

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What can you say about the courtroom of Judge Alan Fier?

Each of his trials was a trial by Fier.

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What was the result of Rick building a successful sunglasses business?

He had it made in the shades.

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Where did Melinda keep information about doctors and medicine?

In her 'docs' folder on her computer.

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