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What is similar about these 2 pictures?

They are both sublime

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What does a cell phone and a gold ring have in common?

They both have a ring tone.

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What do you call a one-legged hippo?

A hoppo

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How did Martha feel about going back to work on Monday?

It was a weak day.

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Why was Betty concerned about people her age?

She felt there was a degeneration among the generation.

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What is a price war and an advertising war between stores called?

Retailiation.

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What does Sue do all day?

Sue

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What fish do you find at the bottom of the sea?

Low lifes.

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What kind of dog does this represent?

A pit bull.

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How did the lawyers refer to the case of the pillow company being sued?

The pillow case.

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What is it called when someone drinks whisky when he has a sling on his arm?

A sling shot.

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What was the main fruit in Noah's ark?

Pears.

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