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Shane Ronay
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How does one obtain a very firm crease from the dry cleaner?

Request an increase.

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Yehuda Lane
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What soap makes you drunk?

Bar soap.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Barry's tongue hurt so much?

Each time he felt like saying something wrong, he bit his tongue.

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Akiva Lane
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When Nancy suggested putting grated cheese on the salad, what was everyone's reaction?

They thought it was grate.

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Shane Ronay
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Which type of beer takes longer to make than other beers?

Lager

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Akiva Lane
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When Ellie Smith married Darth Vader why did she feel things were going up?

She became Ellie Vader.

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Akiva Lane
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What is a hotel called that is named in honor of potatoes?

Suite Potatoes.

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Dovid Lane
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What is the art section of Marshall's department store called?

Marshall Arts.

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Akiva Lane
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How did Jack learn to give himself a haircut?

He knew it off the top of his head.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Amy like giving watches as presents?

She felt there is no present like the time.

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Akiva Lane
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How did they describe the situation where the band's bass players were drunk?

The basses were loaded.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Beverly change from being an accountant to a singing teacher?

She found she was very good with in-voices.

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