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What do you call a bee that does not cost money?

A free bee.

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If the hole of a bagel is filled with black pepper, what is the result?

A black hole.

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Why shouldn't you ask questions to sugar cane that is fused together?

Because it is canefused.

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What did the woman do who got sick from the sushi restaurant?

She sued sushi.

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What vegetable do people mention when they want to leave some place?

They say Lettuce Go.

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Where do people in Slepe, England go at night?

They go to Slepe.

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What colored letter does not want to wait?

Red D.

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What did Alice call the hair she cut off because it was full of knots?

Forget me knots.

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Why shouldn't you get angry at the cursor on your computer screen?

Because then you might become the curser.

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Which two animals have the lowest integrity?

The lyin and the cheetah.

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What is built into the walls at Microsoft headquarters?

Microsoft windows.

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How did Marty feel when the male deer stopped in front of his car?

The buck stops here.

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