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How does a doctor thank someone for referrals?

Thank you for your patients.

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What do you call software whose sales are flat?

Flatware

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Why do violinists put rosin on their violin bows?

It makes the violins rosin-ate.

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What is an example of a contact sport where nobody touches anyone else?

When people hide each others' contact lenses.

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Why did the Chinese military leader suffer from malnutrition?

Everyone kept eating General Tso's chicken.

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Why did Maxine buy the more expensive bed?

It was bedder.

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What novel does this represent?

Frank and stein.

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What is this optician doing?

He's seeing eye to eye with his patient.

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Why did the mother agree to carry her crying child?

To have a walking, crying child would be too pre-carry-us.

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How did the man get his young dog to stop barking?

He wore Hush Puppies

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Why was it so easy to reverse-engineer this dessert recipe?

It was a piece of cake.

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What Chinese dynasty was known for everyone trying to be the same?

The Sem Ting Dynasty.

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