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What part of a river is in the present?

Its currents.

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What do you call shoes made of banana peels?

A pair of slippers.

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When Joe visited Alaska, how did he respond when he was told 'Be careful about the grizzly bears'.

He said, "I'll bear that in mind".

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What letter of the alphabet asks the best questions?

Y

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How did Frank's hitch-hiking trip go?

It went without a hitch.

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Why did the editor wear a sweater?

Because writers sent her many drafts.

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Right after the Smith family moved to a new house, what did they find it required?

Out of the box thinking.

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Why did the athlete's manager have him take trains instead of planes?

He felt he could use all the training he could get.

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Are there cows that can produce grape juice?

No, that's udderly ridiculous.

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What happened to Bill's plan to see everyone as a 10 out of 10 in all areas?

He found it untenable.

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Who oversees chickens?

Chicken Tenders

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What time is this?

A quarter after 5.

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