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What did the man's wife say when he woke up hung over, after a party?

She asked what was "ale"ing him.

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What location do these symbols refer to?

Times Square.

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What should you do when you are waiting a long time in a doctor's office?

Be patient.

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What do you call a holy man who walks barefoot and has bad breath from fasting so much?

A super calloused fragile mystic hexed by halitosis.

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Why do people like peeling their own fruit?

Because if other people peel it, it has less appeal.

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How did the hardware store advertise hammers that break easily?

They are unbeatable.

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Shane Ronay
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This is our new dog, Crusty.

All he does is loaf around all day.

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Shane Ronay
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How did the winner prevail in this competition?

He was on a roll

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Akiva Lane
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How do you describe someone who pretends to eat something?

He's ingesting in jest.

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Shane Ronay
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How did the the drunkard summarize his drinking binge?

With a short schnapsis

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What is the university in Italy where they teach everything about olives?

Olive U.

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Why is "libre" the Latin root for both book and liberty'?

It implies that learning makes us free.

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