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Why did the shark not want to eat the millionaire?

It stayed away from rich foods.

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How to refer to someone who suddenly became a grandmother?

An Instagram

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Which country has the most virologists and epidemiologists?

Germ any

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What does an audio engineer do?

Provide sound advice.

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When Sir Edmund Hillary climbed Mount Everest in 1953, how did he feel?

He felt on top of the world.

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Why was the baker happy?

Because he had all that he kneaded.

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Why did Phil stop turning around?

Because every time he turned around, another year went by.

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What letter in the alphabet has the highest level of curiosity?

Y

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How did Linda react when she saw that her bank balance started with a minus sign?

She thought it was a bad sign.

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When Jack felt that his out-house was too dark, how did he feel after he put a large hole on the top of the door to let in light?

I needed that like a hole in the head.

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If something happens, and you want to talk about it, who can you talk about it with?

You can tell a phone, tell a vision, tell a graph, tell a scope, or tell a viv.

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Where in Manhattan are you most likely to find a spot for your car?

Central Park

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