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What do you call a public bathroom where people talk about politics?

A political potty.

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What did Gil's back say when he returned from a trip?

I'm back.

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Why is this the most expensive dish in the restaurant?

It's 24 carrot plated.

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What type of granite is always red?

A pomegranate.

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Why did Billy ask his father to take a baseball bat and a bird to the baseball game?

Because he liked bat man and robin.

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Who was Karl Marx's sister, and why is she famous?

Her name was Onya, and she invented the starting pistol.

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When someone says something outrageous to you, why is it important to speak up?

Because otherwise it becomes in-rageous

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How did Arnold react when he got the job as conductor of the orchestra?

It was music to his ears.

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What is the result of the fact that there are 7 trillion nerves in the human body?

Sometimes we feel like a bundle of nerves.

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What are good names for a company that makes kitchen counters?

Counter Intuitive, or Counter Culture.

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Why are all shopping malls very similar?

You see one, you see the mall.

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What does the Constitution have in common with balancing a checkbook?

Checks and balances.

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