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What do you call a public bathroom where people talk about politics?

A political potty.

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What part of a river is in the present?

Its currents.

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Two women named Annette auditioned as flamenco dancers, but the director couldn't decide which to choose. What did he do?

He cast Annettes

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What spice did Betty avoid adding to recipes?

Because she felt people didn't taste it, it was a waste of Thyme.

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What does a mix of chemicals and the answer to a problem have it common?

They are both called a solution.

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What are some states that have a lot of problems?

State of flux, state of shock, state of confusion, and state of denial.

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Why should baggage with wheels not be called luggage?

Because it is wheeled and not lugged around.

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How did Bill react when he saw graffiti in his school?

He knew that the handwriting was on the wall.

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What is this?

A dessert island.

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Why did Max pay a lot of money for a bed?

Because it was a bedder bed.

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What do you call someone who is dishonest with words?

A lexi-con.

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What would Freud say if he made a commercial?

"Let go of my ego".

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