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How did Beth feel about all the knots in her hair?

She was knot happy.

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When Maxine was offered wine, what did she answer that was misinterpreted?

Wine, not.

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Why did Alan shoot an arrow into the wind?

He liked shooting the breeze.

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On what floor of a building do workers grind wheat into flour?

The ground floor.

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Why wasn't the company making money?

Its strategy made no cents.

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What did the artist do before he made a sculpture of a person's head?

He had to plan a head.

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When John learned to play a musical instrument with his ear, what was the result?

He could play it by ear.

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How were crews asked to stop construction of this specific hospital?

Please hold the Mayo.

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What is a side-trip on a vacation called?

A detour on de tour.

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When Sir Edmund Hillary climbed Mount Everest in 1953, how did he feel?

He felt on top of the world.

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What kind of static is very happy?

Ecstatic.

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In what part of our head might there be praying going on all the time?

In our temples.

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