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Akiva Lane
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Why did the small pail go to the doctor?

Because it was a little pale.

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Shane Ronay
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Where do uncles find their wives?

An aunt farm

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Shane Ronay
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Why did the man travel to India for a corned beef sandwich?

He heard they had a new Delhi.

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Akiva Lane
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What did Frank say when he wanted to tell someone how he felt?

I want to be Frank with you.

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Akiva Lane
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When Jim made a party on his yacht, why did he try not to invite too many people?

He didn't want to go overboard.

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Yehuda Lane
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What do cows each for brunch?

Grass, just like for all their other meals.

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Shane Ronay
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What is the proper way to greet a hand truck?

Hello dolly!

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Akiva Lane
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How are kangaroos and rabbits different than other animals?

They are the most hoppy.

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Shane Ronay
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Why was the nurse pleased to immunize this boy?

Because she was giving him her best shot.

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Akiva Lane
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What construction machine is named after a bird?

The crane.

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Akiva Lane
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How did Matteo feel about being a soccer fan?

It was fan-tastic.

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Shane Ronay
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How does one refer to the hallways at mental institutions?

Psycho paths.

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