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Will wind turbines be successful in producing clean energy?

The answer is blowing in the wind.

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What can be said about nurses who help patients with intravenous feeding?

Their work is in vein.

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What is an orthodontist's main goal?

A sound bite

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Did the baker find it difficult to learn his craft?

He thought it was a piece of cake.

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What vitamin comes from the ocean?

Vitamin Sea.

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Why was the teacher arrested for using a compass and a ruler?

They are considered weapons of maths destruction.

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What special symbol weighs more than any other?

The pound.

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How did Andrea feel when she opened the bag of cookies and they were smashed, but she ate them anyway?

She felt crummy.

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What is the motto of chiropractors?

We're got your back.

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What was Sylvia's reaction to the box of cookies falling on the floor?

That's the way the cookie crumbles.

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What is the government official in charge of the fence called?

The Minister of De Fence.

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How did France come up with Bastille day, Canada with Canada Day, and the U.S. July the 4th?

They did it Independently.

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