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What is the richest perfume.

Musk.

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Why did Alan enjoy reading the novel about a back doctor?

He liked spine novels.

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What can be said about Edison's invention of the light bulb?

Both Edison and the light bulb were brilliant.

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What is a trumpet made from a shoe called?

A shoe horn.

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What is an experimental program to teach people to fly, called?

A pilot pilot program.

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What is a newspaper that puts you asleep called?

The snooze news.

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What is the opposite of an 'out voice', and what must be done with it?

An invoice, and it must be paid.

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What's a good name for a fish restaurant?

Salmon Enchanted Evening.

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What is the difference between an orange and a bad law?

An orange is peeled, and a bad law is repealed.

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Why is a pet lusion that seems to be sick not really sick?

Because it's an ill lusion.

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Will the door squeak when it's opened and closed?

That hinges on whether it is oiled.

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What do transport companies and movies have in common?

They both have trailers.

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