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How did Oedipus feel when he found out about his parents?

Oedipus wreck.

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What being always acts and feels lousy?

The louse.

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What did the artist do before he made a sculpture of a person's head?

He had to plan a head.

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What are 3 trees called?

A tree-some.

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How do we know that generosity leads to a spirit of forgiving?

"To give" plus "to give" equals forgive.

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What did the painter say when told he was supposed to paint the ship WHITE - not navy blue?

Oops - I blue it.

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What do you call someone who is crazy about money?

A dough nut.

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Why did Barry get heartburn when he ate the birthday cake?

He forgot to take off the candles.

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What did Arnie lose, that made him unable to speak?

He lost his voice.

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How do you describe pulling a penny out of the sewer?

The ascent of a cent with a scent.

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How can we summarize the price and effectiveness of EV charging stations?

Some don't charge at all.

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Why did Sam sing while he built houses?

He wanted to build them soundly.

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