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What do teachers and eyes have in common?

They both have pupils.

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Why was the uncle's wife nervous?

She was feeling 'auntsy'.

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What was it called when Grace tossed a pea pod to someone she wanted to stop arguing with?

A pod cast to start a peas process.

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How can psychiatrists charge so much?

Because people have to be crazy to pay those rates.

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If a pineapple is a collection of fused berries, what is it called if a detached berry doesn't want to re-join the group?

It is refusing to refuse.

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What is it called when athletes learn to do the high jump?

Spring training.

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Why do you have to be very careful after drinking water?

Because after you drink it, it's drunk.

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What happened when the truck carrying jelly had an accident?

Traffic jam.

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How did Bill feel when he searched for gold, and found a profitable iron mine?

He thought it was ironic.

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How did Bill feel after he spent time crushing soda cans?

It was soda pressing.

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What did Joey do when his mother said his bathroom towel was dirty, and he should throw it in the hamper?

He threw in the towel.

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What are commas, periods, and question marks that are used in puns called?

Pun-cuation.

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