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Why did Jenny dislike her job as a stenographer?

Because her boss was a dictator.

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What can you say about an old couch that was fixed?

It was in bad shape, but now it's recovered.

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What is a good name for a tanning salon for men?

Tan Gent.

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What did Marty say when he was saved by a lifeguard named Sam Bell?

"I was saved by the Bell".

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What did the geologist call his book about the cliffs near the ocean?

Cliff's Notes.

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What is a berry that doesn't tell the truth about its books?

A lie berry.

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Was there any limit to how good the costumes would be at the costume ball?

Disguise the limit.

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How did the mouse avoid the mousetrap?

He just squeaked by.

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Why should we have more appreciation for street contractors?

Because they pave the way for us.

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How are making puns similar to oil drilling?

They both can be crude or refined.

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Why did Jerry fly in a plane when he had a cold?

When he felt under the weather, he wanted to go over the weather.

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What it is called when California hi-tech companies fool people in a ridiculous way?

Silly Con Valley

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