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What happened to the magician driving down the street?

He turned into a driveway.

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Why is this the most expensive dish in the restaurant?

It's 24 carrot plated.

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What was the flying elephant concerned about?

Of becoming air elephant.

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What part of the day has the most Ning?

More Ning.

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What is a dog called that swims back and forth in a pool?

A lap dog.

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Which Russian leader used delay tactics as a military strategy?

Stallin'

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What famous saying does this represent?

Two bees or not two bees.

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When the pioneers cut down trees to clear the land, how did they feel about the difficult process of uprooting the tree stumps?

They felt stumped.

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How did Emma feel when she unexpectedly married a great guy?

It was a Sir Prize surprise.

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Which U.S. city do people have the hardest time losing weight?

Gainesville, FL

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How could Ami know for sure there was an odor in the room?

She just nose.

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Why did Jerry Teck become a computer programmer?

Because people always said to him 'Hi Teck'.

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