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What is an expert commentator about puns?

A pundit.

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If a pineapple is a collection of fused berries, what is it called if a detached berry doesn't want to re-join the group?

It is refusing to refuse.

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How did the hacker get away?

He ransomeware.

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What seven letter word for a tree has all 5 vowels?

Sequoia

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What is the proper way to greet the Dalai Lama?

Hello Dalai!

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How did the asphalt worker react to his foot being run over by a steam roller?

He was quite impressed.

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When Stephanie inventeted a way of saying that someone is at the door without ringing a bell, what prize did she win?

The No-Bell prize.

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What do you call a dinosaur with feet that hurt?

A dino-sore.

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What part of a river is in the present?

Its currents.

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What can you say about 2 matches?

They match.

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What is this an example of?

A knee jerk reaction.

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Why is each skunk unique?

Because each is distinked.

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