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Since Jill was on a diet, why was she concerned that the math problems on the test were too easy?

Because they were a piece of cake.

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What did Maxine do when she lost her job?

She wrote a resume in order to resume working.

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How was a comedian asked to perform at the Orthopedist's Convention?

Please...humerus.

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Why did the bakery shoot their cake up in a rocket ship?

They want to say their cake is out-of-this-world.

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Why did Arnold always bet at the same race track?

He had a one-track mind.

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Why couldn't Katy find her grocery list?

It was a running list, so off it went!

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Why was Maxine confused about how seriously to take Allen?

She didn't know if he was "Sir Real" or "Surreal".

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What is this a picture of?

Flying overseas.

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What did Frankenstein say when he got older?

My mind isn't what it used to be.

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What happens when a person has to work on Sundays?

It's a weakened weekend.

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What is a survey about telephone usage called?

A telephone poll.

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What kind of log can't change directions?

An ideologue.

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