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Why did the hospital remove the windows from the operating room?

They wanted it to be paneless.

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Shane Ronay
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How does one get men to listen?

Stress to "He'd" his words.

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Akiva Lane
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When Bob went camping, why did he avoid touching the tents?

He didn't want to feel tents.

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Shane Ronay
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How was the rabbit rewarded for keeping mice out of the garden?

With an increase in celery.

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Shane Ronay
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How are a salad and a Paris bathroom similar?

They both accommodate French dressing.

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Akiva Lane
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What part of a river is in the present?

Its currents.

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Akiva Lane
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What is a good name for a store that sells sofas?

Sofa so good.

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Akiva Lane
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What was the main fruit in Noah's ark?

Pears.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Marty become a bartender?

He was so wild as a kid, people said he would end up behind bars.

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Shane Ronay
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Why did Paul put on his glasses when working with his team?

To make sure everyone was clear.

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Shane Ronay
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How are a sanitation truck and computer similar?

Both are garbage in / garbage out

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Moshe Sherizen
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Why shouldn't you write with a broken pencil?

Because it's pointless.

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