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What does an art school and a store that sells bedroom dressers have in common?

They both have drawers.

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What do people in the US say when they want to use the metric system?

Take me to your litre.

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Where does a mountain hiker sleep?

On bedrock.

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What do you say about someone who buys cheap candy that causes them to gain weight?

Penny wise and pound foolish.

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How did Arnold feel about his budget?

He wants to budge it.

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What is it called when a very small child waves at you?

Micro wave lovin'.

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What do you call noodles that are very fresh?

New-dles

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What is the difference between Moby Dick and a blues band?

One is a blue whale, and the other is a blue wail.

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What did the husband say when he brought his wife flowers?

This bud's for you.

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What is ironic about Greenland and Iceland?

Greenland is mainly ice, and Iceland is mainly green.

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Why did Sam get up from bed in the morning?

He decided he wasn't going to take it lying down anymore.

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How did Bill feel when he was trying to catch a goose?

He felt like he was on a wild goose chase.

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