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Why was the king nauseous?

Because the people were revolting.

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What did the family photographer say to those posing?

We'll be done in a flash.

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What was Samantha's reaction to the small flea market?

She thought it was a little bizarre.

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How do you describe a mediocre seamstress?

A so-so sew-sew.

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How did the small piece of wood feel when there was nothing to do?

It was a little board.

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What is a plant growing out of an egg called?

An egg plant.

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What do you call an airline founded by a group of inheritors?

United Heirlines

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How did Andy feel when the skin doctor cancelled his apppointment?

He felt irritated.

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What kind of money can't be understood?

Non cents.

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What are shoes made from bananas called?

Slippers

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When Martha was quiet when she found out she was pregnant, what was that called?

A pregnant silence.

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How is the way that cows chew their cud similar to letters to the editor?

They both involve feedback.

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