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What do you call a bear that is manic depressive?

A bi-polar bear.

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How did the nobels of Camelot ask the king to help their painful joints?

Arthur - right us.

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Akiva Lane
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If something happens, and you want to talk about it, who can you talk about it with?

You can tell a phone, tell a vision, tell a graph, tell a scope, or tell a viv.

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Why did the obese woman get insulted when the doctor estimated her weight?

The doctor called it a "ballpark figure".

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Akiva Lane
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If your dog is not telling the truth while it is sleeping, what should you do?

As the saying goes, let sleeping dogs lie.

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Akiva Lane
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What did Liz drink with tea to try to make a date go well?

Date honey.

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What is special about the sentence "See, yes we can!"

It's YES in 4 languages: Spanish, English, French, and Hebrew

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Dovid Lane
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Why did the shark not want to eat the millionaire?

It stayed away from rich foods.

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Shane Ronay
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Why are shovels so important to society?

They are a ground-breaking tool.

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Akiva Lane
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If a staircase gave birth to a boy, what would it be?

A stepson.

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Akiva Lane
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What is similar between certain blood types and a spelling error?

One is a type-O, and the other is a typo.

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Why is ethics like art?

You have to know where to draw the line.

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