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Which Russian leader used delay tactics as a military strategy?

Stallin'

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What do you call periodicals that discuss Make America Great Again?

Maga Zines

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What did Alan say about his daughter traveling so much after she won the state's beauty contest?

I miss miss Missouri.

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What do you call skinny chickens?

Paltry poultry.

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What is ironic about The Flat Earth Society?

Their members are all around the globe.

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Why do 95% of bald people still own a comb?

They can't part with it.

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Why did the kleptomaniac go to the doctor?

He wanted to know what he could take for his condition.

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Why did Cynthia love her calculator?

Because she knew that she could always count on it.

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What do you call a gorilla that makes pottery?

Hairy Potter

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What is a hotel called that is named in honor of potatoes?

Suite Potatoes.

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How did people react when Joe pulled down a 'No Demonstrations' sign without getting caught by the police?

"How did you pull that off?"

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Why does Ben like tea?

It gets him from 'HERE' to 'THERE'.

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