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What are these people doing?

They're getting on board.

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Which crime is most prevalent at this school?

Assault

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If you can get 100 somethings for a penny today, how sure can you be that this will be the price tomorrow?

One hundred per cent.

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What did Frank say when he wanted to tell someone how he felt?

I want to be Frank with you.

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Why did Ben find it so easy to sleep?

He could do it with his eyes closed.

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What do you call a father from Iceland?

An ice pop.

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What is the richest perfume.

Musk.

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Why is voting "Nay" more direct than voting Aye"?

It's straight from the horse's mouth.

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What are magazines called that agree with the viewpoint of Donald Trump?

MAGA zines.

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What did the man say after talking to the porcupine?

You have a lot of good points.

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What is the coat for an octopus called?

A coat of arms.

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When Mark got sick and couldn't play trumpet in the school band for a week, what did he do?

The doctor gave him a note that he couldn't play notes.

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