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What is a prosecutor that doesn't respect defendants rights called?

A persecutor.

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How did Bill lose so much weight?

Whenever he was about to eat - he thought of the word 'weight', and it reminded him to wait.

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Which industry helps news broadcast companies remain profitable?

Radiology

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What phrase both applies and does not apply to the Titanic?

"Icy" does apply. 'I see" does not apply.

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What is it called if sugar cane rebels against a farmer?

The cane mutiny.

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Why did the students love to learn how to spell?

Their teacher was spell binding.

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What did Betty realize after she ate inexpensive cake that was fattening?

That she was penny wise and pound foolish.

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Which field of study is best for life coaches to major in?

Pathology

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What did Cynthia say when her dog bit into her rye bread sandwich?

Something is awry!

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Why did the rock band like playing on wide stages?

They liked having good bandwidth.

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A son of a gun.

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Why did Nicholas's friends call him 'Nick'?

Because that was his nickname.

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