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What do you call a group of crying babies?

A whinery.

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Why is Joe doing this?

He was told it was important to push the envelope.

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What is a prosecutor that doesn't respect defendants rights called?

A persecutor.

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How did the rock group debase themselves?

By firing their bass player.

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Why was Fred looking to join another acting company?

He was ready for the next stage.

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What do people in the US say when they want to use the metric system?

Take me to your litre.

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What part of a car is similar to these wooden dashes?

The dashboard.

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What is an ancient Celtic who is very flexible called?

A fluid druid.

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How does one shorten a coughing fit?

Using a hack

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Why should we be very careful handling glass?

There's a reason it's called a pain of glass.

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What is the version of Arabian Nights that takes place in Rome?

Al-Latin.

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After someone stole Bobby's clothes while he was swimming, did he get home without people seeing him?

Yes, but just barely.

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