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How do we know that the Almighty is a baseball fan?

His first book starts, 'In the big inning'.

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Why did Jill get so emotional when she moved form one apartment to another?

It was a very moving experience.

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What do you call a hippopotamus with long hair?

A hippie potamus.

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How did Beverly feel with all the dirty dishes in the sink?

Dish-organized.

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What was the motto of the company that made horror movies?

We've only begun to fright.

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What is the heaviest Chinese soup?

One Ton soup.

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Why did Billy ask his father to take a baseball bat and a bird to the baseball game?

Because he liked bat man and robin.

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Jason Hernandez is 7'3", and wears the largest shoes in the world..

That's quite a feet.

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What happened when the electrician found his mind wandering?

He had a very shocking experience.

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Why was it that in the ancient world harps could not be trusted?

Because they were all lyres.

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Why did Barry get heartburn when he ate the birthday cake?

He forgot to take off the candles.

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What did Danny do when the bullies wouldn't let other kids go on the slide?

He let it slide.

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