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What does a liquor store have in common with a crowded highway?

They both have bottlenecks.

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How do you compare baseball, bowling, and unions?

Baseball: 3 strikes=out, Bowling: 12 strikes= perfect game, Union: strikes are unlimited.

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What do you call an ocean that fools the boats that are on it?

Hypocra Sea.

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What kind of tails come with a list of specifics?

Details.

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When Bob got to the intersection, why did he make a right turn?

He didn't want to make a wrong turn.

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After Jim fell into the upholstery machine, what happened to him?

Now he's recovered.

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What can you take when you are curious?

You can take a look.

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What does a Frenchman say when he says something off-color?

Pardon my French.

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What do you call a successful young man that hardly ever sleeps?

A son that never sets.

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What bidding in the bridge card game do Democrats like?

No trump.

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What does someone say who loves using thyme as a spice?

"Thyme is of the essence" or "I just need more thyme".

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What do forests and clocks have in common?

Ticks.

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