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What can have both a good and bad result?

Pennies from Heaven

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call a zoo that feeds the animals zucchinis?

A zoo-kini.

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Why did Joe find it hard to get a date?

Because his attitudes were dated.

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Akiva Lane
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What is this?

B4 before B4.

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What do you call someone who measures how much status people have?

A statustician

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How did the clothing store sell the last dress that no one seemed to want?

They made a 'dis dress' sale.

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Why did Bill want his wife to make pie without sugar?

His sweetie pie's pie was sweet enough.

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Which vegetable is best served mashed?

Squash

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How did the circus strongman react when he found out he had an iron deficiency, though he could bend iron with his bare hands?

He found it ironic.

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How does Barbie know when to go on stage?

She waits for the Barbie cue.

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Why was Bob concerned about the impression he made when he ran on the treadmill?

He didn't want people to think he was just a run of the mill guy

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What kind of money can't be understood?

Non cents.

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