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How did Jacob feel about Rivka's borther Lavan when he worked for Lavan for 20 years?

He felt that Lavan wasn't lovin'.

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Why didn't Pharaoh believe anything Moses said?

It was in a State of de Nile.

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Though Joe was a great pitcher, why did he insist on playing other positions on the baseball team?

He didn't want to be pitch-in holed.

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How do the bags in the supermarket feel?

They are fit to be tied.

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What do you call an airline founded by a group of inheritors?

United Heirlines

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Why couldn't the pony sing?

Because he was a little hoarse.

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What is someone called who can't stop weaving on a loom?

A loomatic.

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Where do boots go to rest and have fun in the summer?

Boot camp.

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Who represents the National Bicycle Tire Association?

Their spokesman

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When Shakespeare had writer's block, what was his motto?

Where there's a Will, there's a way.

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After Bob broke his leg, why wasn't he able to control his kids?

Because he couldn't put his foot down.

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What is a jacket without curves?

A strait jacket.

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