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When Bill took the hot air balloon, why did he find it hard to concentrate?

Because then his head was in the clouds.

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In Amanda's school, why didn't the teachers write errors in the margins of the paper?

Because the paper they used had no margin for errors.

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Why do we peel fruit?

If fruit has a peel, it doesn't have appeal.

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What's the motto of a computer programmer who enjoys programming?

I never metadata I didn't like.

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What is a policeman called when he's sleeping in bed?

An undercover cop.

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What is it called when someone corrects a Morse code message they regretted sending?

Re-Morse.

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What did the large fan say to the girl holding it?

I'm one of your biggest fans.

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On a hot sunny day, why did Bill eat all the peas in the can and left only one?

Because then he had a canopy.

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Why did Mr. & Mrs. Bear get divorced?

They couldn't bear each other anymore.

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Why did Martha carry a small rock with her?

To remind her that sometimes life is hard.

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Did the early frost kill all the fish in the fish pond?

No, they were just being koi.

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What did Sylvia say when her lunch fell down a well by mistake?

Oh, well.

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