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What did the vegetarian say to the salami?

You are THE wurst.

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What do you call machines that sand down the surface of kernals of grain?

Kernal sanders.

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Why can't you trust a school system that has no one running the schools?

They have no principles.

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Why did Martha like circles?

Because it has the best all-around shape.

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Why was Benjy, who was quite large, like a clock?

His nickname was Big Ben.

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Why did Jim feel like a flamingo?

Because he couldn't put his foot down.

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How do you catch an animal that escaped from its cage?

It needs out of the box thinking.

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What is the name of a locksmith store where the locksmith has blond hair

Goldi Locks.

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Why is the Pillsbury doughboy a hippie?

He's a flour child.

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What is a side-trip on a vacation called?

A detour on de tour.

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What 2 letters and 2 numbers mean 'safe dog'?

B9 K9

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Why did Jim's team always win the tug-of-war competitions?

They had a lot of pull.

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