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Which king was this?

Edward IV - he had a short reign.

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What is a tall column of pills called?

A pill-ar

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What is a very good thing about Switzerland?

Their flag is a big plus.

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Why was the telegraph operator very careful when sending the messages in Morse code?

He didn't want to do anything that might cause re-Morse.

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What did the first humans say to each other?

"You man".

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Why did the politician take a part-time job as a cashier?

He wanted to learn more about change.

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What do these both have in common?

They're both pits.

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Why is Ilan Musk very interested in learning about people who live in marshes?

Because they are marshans.

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Why did Mother Goose's child stay home from school?

It was a lame duck.

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What's the difference between a couple who are dating and a fire?

When the couple goes out, it progresses. When the fire goes out, it ends.

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What did the cosmetics company do when customers complained about some impure ingredients?

They wanted to make up with the customers about the make up of the makeup.

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What's so special about Willy the window washer?

He never missed work for 37 years - the longest streak ever.

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