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Why are taking good notes like a beautiful June day?

They summerize.

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What is happening to this car?

It's being toad.

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Shane Ronay
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What's this?

A son of a gun.

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Why was President Clinton elected in between Presidents George H. and George H.W.?

Because a Bill at hand is worth two in the Bush.

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What do you call a hippopotamus with long hair?

A hippie potamus.

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How did worms get onto Noah's ark?

They came in pears.

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What was Genghis Kahn's attitude that made him successful?

He was Kahn-fident.

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Mendy Zeiger
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What’s the difference between a vegan and a computer programmer?

One is disgusted by a rack of lamb, and the other is disgusted by a lack of RAM.

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What does life have in common with arithmetic?

It has its pluses and minuses.

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Akiva Lane
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What do you have when you remove the red lines?

love

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Shane Ronay
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Is it legal to laugh loudly in Hawaii?

No, it must be kept to a low "Ha".

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What part of Queens, New York needs the most water?

Flushing.

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