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What is a musical band of orca whales called?

An orca stra.

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What do you call a father from Iceland?

An ice pop.

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Why did Bill make a rocket made of wood-work?

Because he thought it would work.

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What did the doctor's wife say when his new practice was slow?

You just need more practice in your new practice, and you need patience for more patients.

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What is this street called?

A bull-evard.

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What is happening here?

It's raining cats and dogs.

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Why are Persians good forecastors of future events?

Because they can far see (Farsi).

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Why was the athlete with a very bad cold very sad?

His nose was running more than he was.

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Why did the soldier not want to share his rank with other people?

It was private.

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Why did Bill and Eddie start their company at the radar dish?

Because they wanted the business to be under the radar.

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What is the Sherlock Holmes story where he solves the mystery of the missing pillow?

The pillow case.

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Why do some people choose to do mixed martial arts?

Just for kicks.

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