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In what room of a school are things re-created?

In the recreation room.

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What word describes a great car salesman?

He has car-isma.

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What does getting up in the morning have to do with Newton's laws of motion?

A body at rest tends to stay at rest.

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Why did Sam dislike going across the bridge on the way to work?

He found that every day it took its toll.

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What does a lawyer wear to a trial?

A law suit.

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What can you say about an elevator's day?

It has its ups and downs.

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What did the family photographer say to those posing?

We'll be done in a flash.

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What is up and down at the same time?

When you go to sleep drunk, and feel down when you wake up with a hangover.

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Why did Bill's tongue always hurt?

Every time he wanted to say something that he shouldn't say, he bit his tongue.

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How do you know if a commercial zip line is safe?

It complies with the Zip Code.

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What do you call loving swing music in Michigan?

Being in a swing state in a swing state.

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Why do jockeys have a reputation for being lazy?

They horse around all day.

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