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Akiva Lane
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What did Bill realize when he stood in the field at dawn?

As he looked OVER the morning DEW, he realized he shouldn't rush and OVERDO the things he hadn't done yet, though they seemed OVERDUE.

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Akiva Lane
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How can we summarize that Bill ruined his life because of a gambling addiction?

He threw away paradise for a pair of dice.

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What song is about AI being used by farmers?

Old MaDonald had a farm - AI, AI, O.

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Shane Ronay
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Which is the most proactive garden rodent?

The gofer.

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Akiva Lane
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If a hiker meets in the woods a large bear on the left and a small bear on the right, what should he do?

Bear right.

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Miriam Lane
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What law is involved with marriage and family?

The Law of Relativity.

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Shane Ronay
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What did the family photographer say to those posing?

We'll be done in a flash.

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What is ironic about taking the apple on the left?

After you take it, the other one is left.

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Akiva Lane
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What is it called when someone gets tired because they are overweight?

Fatigue

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Akiva Lane
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When does the weather need a therapist?

When it's raining like crazy.

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Akiva Lane
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Are very cold and very hot temperatures unhealthy?

It's just a matter of degree.

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Why do some people like to eat these?

It gives them a peas-ful feeling.

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