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Why did Rose like the weekend?

Because the weekdays made her weak, and the weekend made her strong again.

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What part of the day does not have an odd amount of Ning?

The Even Ning.

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How did Fred feel when he opened the cupboard and a glass jar fell on his head?

He found it very jarring.

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How do you convey to someone that you feel connected to them as a human being?

You manity.

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What do you call someone who has lost their sense of taste?

Tasteless

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How does one get men to listen?

Stress to "He'd" his words.

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How are kids similar to food?

If you don't care for them when they are fresh, they become spoiled.

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What is built into the walls at Microsoft headquarters?

Microsoft windows.

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If a hiker meets in the woods a large bear on the left and a small bear on the right, what should he do?

Bear right.

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What is the difference between an ox and an egg?

The yoke of the ox is outside, the yolk of the egg is inside.

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What part of the day has the most Ning?

More Ning.

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What do you call someone using a fake stun gun?

A taser teaser

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