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Why did Suzy avoid eating peaches?

After eating the fruit, it was the pits.

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What novel experience did Dan like to share with others?

His joy of reading new novels.

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Why are bakery employees so nice to their customers?

They know where their bread is buttered.

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What are light bulbs that are very heavy called?

Heavy bulbs.

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How did diners at the Chinese restaurant react to the LED lighting?

They asked if they could Dim Sum.

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What do you call people who eat in a steak restaurant?

Steak holders.

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What is similar between estimates and baseball players?

They both involve ball park figures.

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How did Sam feel about getting bald?

Hair today, gone tomorrow.

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What is the term for a relapse of influenza?

Deja Flu

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What do you call a date to make sure a person is right for you?

Validate.

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What are abortions called in Czechoslovakia?

Cancelled Czechs

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How did Joe feel when he realized how much money he could have saved with a more fuel-efficient car?

He felt fuelish.

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