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Why did Jeff like playing basketball, soccer, and baseball?

When he was doing these activities, he was having a ball.

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What is a drug store located in an attic called?

A drug attic.

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What is it called when police interrogate a hen?

Grilled chicken.

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If a scientist no longer finds a theory as 'testable', how does he now regard it?

He now regards it as 'de-testable'.

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What is someone called who can't stop weaving on a loom?

A loomatic.

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Why didn't Johnny want to wear fringes on his clothes like some of his friends?

He didn't want to be part of a fringe group.

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What is a happy insect called?

An uptick.

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What did the publishing company name itself that set up shop in an old basketball court?

Full Court Press.

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What is happening here?

He's checking his bill for web service.

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Why did the orange teacher call the student 'fresh'?

Because he couldn't concentrate.

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What kind of static is very happy?

Ecstatic.

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What was Pandora guilty of?

Out of the box thinking.

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