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What is exercizing at home called?

The home stretch.

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What does a cell phone and a gold ring have in common?

They both have a ring tone.

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Why are we held accountable for what we eat?

Because a person can choose what he chews.

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What do you call a website that tells you one fact after another?

A factory.

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Which Russian leader used delay tactics as a military strategy?

Stallin'

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What is the difference between an elevator and an escalator?

An elevator elevates, and an escalator escalates.

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How did Bobby feel when he spilled a jar of olive oil on himself in the morning?

It was too oily in the morning.

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How did the city feel when they built a stone wall a mile long?

They felt it was a milestone.

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Why do deer hunters prefer larger guns?

It's a bigger bang for their buck.

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Who invented the World Wide Web?

Spiderman!

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What is the person on the right doing?

He's using a needle to needlessly needle someone who doesn't need it.

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What do people on the Keto Diet use to measure their food intake?

A carburetor

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