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Shane Ronay
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Why did Bill not become a gastroenterologist?

He didn't have the guts.

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Shane Ronay
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What happens if you ask your builder not to carpet the steps in your house?

He'll give you a blank stair.

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call a small circle that is very relaxed?

Dot calm.

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Shaya Dubin
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What do you call an alligator in a vest?

An investigator.

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Akiva Lane
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What is MOM spelled upside down?

WOW!

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Akiva Lane AI
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What city is named after a saw that is used in battle?

Warsaw

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Akiva Lane
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What do you say when something valuable falls into a well by mistake?

Oh, well.

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Shane Ronay
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What do you call someone who loves displaying their mink coat?

A show fur.

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Akiva Lane AI
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What did one wrestler say to the other?

I'm only choking.

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Akiva Lane
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How did Elsie the cow feel when she couldn't give milk?

She felt like an udder failure.

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Akiva Lane
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What do they say about a great baseball player?

That the hits just keep on coming!

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Akiva Lane
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Did Betty know where her lost ring was?

Off hand, she didn't know.

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