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Why was the cow afraid?

It was a cow-ard.

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Shane Ronay
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Why is this the most expensive dish in the restaurant?

It's 24 carrot plated.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Jim feel like a flamingo?

Because he couldn't put his foot down.

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Akiva Lane
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What's another name for Shakespeare in the Park?

Free Will.

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Akiva Lane
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What's the opposite of a Thanksgiving turkey?

A spring chicken.

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call a tax on things that people do wrong?

Syntax.

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call someone who is dishonest with words?

A lexi-con.

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Moshe Sherizen
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What 5 letter word becomes shorter when you add 2 letters to it?

The word 'short'.

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call a line of singles from all over the world waiting to get into a singles event?

An international date line.

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Shane Ronay
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What's he doing?

Flying by the seat of his pants.

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Akiva Lane
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When the wind blew the large plastic cans all over, why did they change to steel cans?

When it's windy, steel cans still can be still cans.

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Akiva Lane
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When John proposed to Joan, what playing card did he look like to Joan?

The King of Hearts.

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