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What city is named after a saw that is used in battle?

Warsaw

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How did the bad sergeant behave?

He was rotten to the corps.

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What can we learn from the fact that the US will no longer be making pennies?

That it no longer has common cents.

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What does the Constitution have in common with balancing a checkbook?

Checks and balances.

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How were Eastman Kodak researches Harry Coover and Fred Joyner able to develop superglue in 1951?

Because they stuck with it.

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Why do jockeys have a reputation for being lazy?

They horse around all day.

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Why was the rabbit jumping for joy?

Because it was very hoppy.

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What did the Howard Knot Rope Company say about its competitors?

They're not Knot knots.

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What did the man say after talking to the porcupine?

You have a lot of good points.

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Why did Betty enjoy the Uber ride?

It gave her a lift.

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What does Arthur wear when he drinks tea?

A t-shirt.

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Why did Sara like cream cheese with her lox?

It was the key and combination that unlocked the taste of the lox.

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