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Why did Bill get arrested when he was boarding a plane?

In a loud voice he said 'Hi' to his friend Jack.

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What are these?

Cocoa Nuts

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Did Billy wake up very early to join his friends in the camping trip?

Yes, he rose to the occasion.

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How do you describe someone in the Middle ages throwing his wig in the air when he inherited money?

The heir threw his hair in the air, and he flipped his wig.

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Why do people dislike washing windows?

They're a pane.

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How does the chief groundskeeper raise the flag in front of Yankee Stadium?

He uses his staff.

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My friend moved to Helsinki, but couldn't fit in.

He found it hard to Finnish anything.

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Why did the police enter the comedy club?

The comedian was a riot.

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What does the Garden of Eden, New York City, Granny Smith, and Cuppertino have in common?

Apples

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Why can't one say that all Generals are good at what they do?

Because that would be a generalization.

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Did Dan overcome his fears and go in the hot air balloon?

Yes, he rose to the occasion.

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How would you describe Shakespeare's development as a writer?

It went through many stages.

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