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What's going on here?

This man's wife asked him to hold his horses.

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How do you wake up bread?

You make it rise.

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What does Superman, Batman and South Africa have in common.

They all have a cape of good hope.

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What is the difference between an ox and an egg?

The yoke of the ox is outside, the yolk of the egg is inside.

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What did one boxer say to the other boxer?

Did you miss me?

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What is a travelogue video about Berkeley called?

You See Berkeley

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Why did Marty not want to get rid of his old beat-up car?

Because then he would be wreck-less.

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Why are the internal parts of a person called organs?

Because they are very organized.

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What did Barry say when he was told about a newsstand that he didn't know about?

That's news to me.

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Why did the orange teacher call the student 'fresh'?

Because he couldn't concentrate.

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Why did the family chissel their names in the tree in the backyard?

They were making a family tree.

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How did Marty react when he inherited a banana plantation from his uncle?

He went bananas.

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