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How do we always know who a child's mother is?

When she is pregnant and gives birth, it's apparent.

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What does a rice farmer in the Czech Republic and a checkbook made of rice paper have in common with this image?

They're all rice chex.

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How did Beth feel about all the knots in her hair?

She was knot happy.

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What do people in the US say when they want to use the metric system?

Take me to your litre.

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What is the disadvantage of a book having a cover?

You might be tempted to judge the book by it.

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What did farmer Bill Rath call the grapes that grew in his vineyard?

Grapes of Rath.

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How do you describe a person's writing that has lots of verbs?

It re-verb-erates.

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Why did Bob put some salt on everything he ate?

He was told to take everything with a grain of salt.

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Why is a pet lusion that seems to be sick not really sick?

Because it's an ill lusion.

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What type of gopher is the most difficult to keep out of a celery patch?

A stalker

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What's another name for Shakespeare in the Park, that does not charge an entrance fee?

Free Will.

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Why did Arnold lie down next to bread in the bakery?

He wanted to be rolling in dough.

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