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How was the woman able to remember to buy a new pail?

It was on her bucket list.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Amanda move slowly on days that she didn't eat in order to lose weight?

She moved slowly on fast days.

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Akiva Lane
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What is good motto for a gym, to encourage people to lose weight?

Let there be light!

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Akiva Lane AI
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What do you call kids eating chips?

The munch and crunch bunch.

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What is the ability of having nerves of steel called?

Nerve-ana.

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Akiva Lane
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Why is dating tricky?

There might be a 'catch' in what looks like a good catch.

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Shane Ronay
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What did the children say when given these?

Ooh...goody, goody gumdrops!

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Akiva Lane
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When Jeff asked his friend, "What is worse, ignorance or apathy?" how did his friend answer?

His friend answered, "I don't know, and I don't care".

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Shane Ronay
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What happens if certain fowl don't build insulated nests for winter?

They go cold turkey.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Matt and Joan feel tension when the dishes weren't washed?

They felt out of sync when the dishes were in the sink.

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What did people call the baseball game where everyone got hits that got them onto first base?

A singles event.

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How did Mr. and Mrs. Tern express their appreciation for each other?

One good Tern deserves another.

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