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What did Jay say when there was an explosion at his factory?

"Let the chips fall where they may".

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How did the news channels report this accident?

Breaking news.

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How did Bob react when his friend said, 'You look so sunburned, did you use enough sun tan oil'.

Bob responded, 'You don't have to rub in in.'

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What is a partnership of 2 doctors called?

A pair-a-dox.

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Why did the dirty dishes in the sink feel connected to each other?

Because they were all in sync.

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What relative did Bill Royd name the phone operating system after?

Aunt Royd.

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When Alan was arrested, why couldn't he accept invitations?

He was fully booked.

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Why did the CEO move the company from the 3rd floor to the 4th floor?

Because he wanted to take the company to the next level.

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How did Billy feel when the cookies got smashed?

He felt crummy.

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Why did J.K. Rowling stop writing Harry Potter books after book 7?

That's all she wrote.

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Why did Alan collect lots of L's?

He thought it was good to have morals.

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Why do the Polish not force their cuisine on others?

They figure it's their pierogi-tive.

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