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What might a person be on if they can't be heard?

On mute.

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What is the most dishonest animal?

The cheetah.

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Why do some people choose to do mixed martial arts?

Just for kicks.

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How did Beth feel when Harry kept asking her out?

She felt harried.

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Why was Betty so surprised when a blue car drove up and her friend stepped out?

Because it came out of the blue.

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What is it called when people from France drink wine together?

French toast.

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What soap makes you drunk?

Bar soap.

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How did the decorations on the toilet paper feel?

They were on a roll.

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Why are jellyfish so mean?

Because they're spineless.

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What should you avoid pressing when near a cliff?

The press-ipice.

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Where is restraint within us?

In hibitions.

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What day do armies go off to battle?

March forth.

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