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What is a motto of a podiatrist?

We succeed with de feet.

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What happened when shipping containers with materials for making shoes sank?

There were thousands of lost soles.

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When Mark Gen was knighted, what kind of doctor did he automatically become.

Sir Gen.

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When the pessimist says 'It can't get any worse', what does the optimist say?

It can!

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How did the teacher feel about the dry-erase white board.

He thought it was remarkable.

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What 2 letters are very active?

BZ

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What are lost and found items displayed on a basketball court?

Small claims court.

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What is as important as a good watch dog?

A good CAT scan

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What did the Mayor say about the turnstile jumping on the subway?

That's not fare!

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What do you call someone who helps on a farm?

A farm assist.

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Why didn't Fred accept rides with other people, and preferred to walk?

Because he didn't want to be taken for a ride.

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What happens when a person has to work on Sundays?

It's a weakened weekend.

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