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What did the father tell his son who wanted to travel?

Roam wasn't built in a day.

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Shane Ronay
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What do you call someone using a fake stun gun?

A taser teaser

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How did Mr. and Mrs. Tern express their appreciation for each other?

One good Tern deserves another.

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Why did Beth get so upset when there was only one straw left in the dining room, and someone else took it?

Because that was the last straw!

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Shane Ronay
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Where do uncles find their wives?

An aunt farm

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Akiva Lane
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What did the vegetarian say to the salami?

You are THE wurst.

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Akiva Lane
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What did the fish say to the fisherman?

If you're interested, drop me a line.

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Akiva Lane
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What food is this?

Apple Pie

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Akiva Lane AI
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How do you describe someone in the Middle ages throwing his wig in the air when he inherited money?

The heir threw his hair in the air, and he flipped his wig.

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Shane Ronay
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How to people from this country justify where they were born?

They must Peruv it.

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Akiva Lane
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How did the Teddy Bear feel after dinner?

It felt stuffed.

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What does a rice farmer in the Czech Republic and a checkbook made of rice paper have in common with this image?

They're all rice chex.

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