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Where does one go to purchase unmovable objects?

A stationery store

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What do you call someone who is very good at finding things?

Pro found.

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Why did Sam dislike going across the bridge on the way to work?

He found that every day it took its toll.

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Why didn't Martha like having pet ducks?

She found they weren't what they were quacked up to be.

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How is the way that cows chew their cud similar to letters to the editor?

They both involve feedback.

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What permission is needed to kill lice?

A lice sense.

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What was it called when Grace tossed a pea pod to someone she wanted to stop arguing with?

A pod cast to start a peas process.

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What vitamin comes from the ocean?

Vitamin Sea.

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What do you call a group of crying babies?

A whinery.

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Where did Joe and his friends go first when they got to the party?

They tried to beat each other to the punch.

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How was Jim doing in the track and field competition?

He found that winning faced a lot of hurdles.

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Is getting close to cousins important?

Yes, its relatively important.

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