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What position in the armed forces is just below Marine?

Submarine.

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Why should we have more appreciation for street contractors?

Because they pave the way for us.

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What do you call it when someone is envious of another person's ability to be as flexible as Jello?

Jello-sy.

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Why didn't Bill like going to malls?

He felt that if you see one, you see the mall.

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When Mark heard his friend say 'I saw her in this dress', why did he get alarmed?

He thought he said, 'I saw her in distress'.

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When the lusion got sick, why wasn the doctor not concerned?

He said it was an ill lusion.

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What liquid is able to run?

Running water.

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What is the richest perfume.

Musk.

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Why should you be careful with things that seem great?

Because great begins with the word grey.

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What organic compounds are similar to people who like teenagers?

Proteins.

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What are flies that hang around a clock called?

Time flies.

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Why is it that lions get more food than tigers, leopards, and jaguars?

They always get the lion's share

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