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How did the vegetarian feel about hotdogs?

They are the wurst!

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What do you call a ball that looks like the earth and lights up?

A global glow ball.

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Why did Billy write in all capital letters?

He wanted to practice being a Capitalist.

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Why did Dan double the size of the pockets on his pants?

He was told that to afford everything, he needed deep pockets.

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Where do baseball teams store their baseball bats?

It the bat room.

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What can we learn from the fact that the US will no longer be making pennies?

That it no longer has common cents.

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What's the opposite of a Thanksgiving turkey?

A spring chicken.

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What vegetable should diplomats learn all about?

Peas.

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What do you call a veterinarian that used to be in the army?

A vet vet.

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What do you call relatives who are sleeping?

Nap kins.

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What does the word 'injest' mean?

To eat something while laughing.

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What are the coolest inventions?

The refrigerator and the air conditioner.

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