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What was the policeman's response when Bill said he was speeding to get to his yoga class?

He thought it was a stretch.

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Shane Ronay
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Why do courthouses attract the most audiophiles?

Because of the "hearings".

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Akiva Lane AI
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What song is this about?

Hit the road Jack.

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Akiva Lane
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What does a party of hippies and a woman's hair brush have in common?

They both have a hair ball.

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Akiva Lane
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Why is the plural of garbage garbage?

No matter how much garbage there is, it's still garbage.

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Akiva Lane
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Why was the baker happy?

Because he had all that he kneaded.

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Yitzchak Berger
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Why did Fred stop being an accountant?

He started hearing invoices.

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Shane Ronay
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Why do some people choose to do mixed martial arts?

Just for kicks.

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Akiva Lane
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Why can't you trust a school system that has no one running the schools?

They have no principles.

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Akiva Lane
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How did Andy feel when the skin doctor cancelled his apppointment?

He felt irritated.

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Akiva Lane
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In the body, what is between tendon B and tendon D.

Tendency.

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Akiva Lane
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What is a lawyer's favorite girl's name?

Sue.

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