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What 2 letters are similar to jealousy?

NV

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How did Arnie feel when he slipped in the garbage dump?

He felt down in the dumps.

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What do you call a person who makes great bagels and lox?

A lox-smith.

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Why did Betty watch the weeds grow in the vacant lot?

Because she enjoyed it as the plot thickened.

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What was the runner chasing after?

He was trying to catch his breath.

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What do you call a rat whose name is Demmik?

Demmik Rat.

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What letters are asleep?

ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ's

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What is blue and smells like red paint?

Blue paint.

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Why didn't Bill like raquetball?

He thought it was off-the-wall.

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What is Fidel Castro saying?

Have a Havana banana with a bandana in my banana republic.

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What do sales people, bartenders, and baseball teams have in common?

They all have pitchers.

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If Washington is the most Southern face on Mount Rushmore, what is Lincoln?

The North Face.

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