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Shane Ronay
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What is not a nice way to describe how one's vacuum cleaner works?

It sucks!

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Akiva Lane
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When Alan was arrested, why couldn't he accept invitations?

He was fully booked.

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What do students in 12th grade have in common with people in an old-age home?

They are both seniors.

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Why did Nicholas's friends call him 'Nick'?

Because that was his nickname.

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What excuse can be used by a person who drinks too much?

I'd rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal labotomy.

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What is similar between estimates and baseball players?

They both involve ball park figures.

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When Beverly had a dream about swimming in a pool of orange soda, what did it mean?

It was just a Fanta Sea.

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What was the result that friends Juan and Amal were always together?

When you saw Juan, you saw Amal.

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What did farmer Bill Rath call the grapes that grew in his vineyard?

Grapes of Rath.

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What is a gym called filled with people who want to lose weight?

A waist land.

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What did Marty say when he was saved by a lifeguard named Sam Bell?

"I was saved by the Bell".

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What is happening here?

Eve is giving Adam an Apple iPhone.

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