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Why did the blues band remind Bob of his days hunting whales?

The wailing reminded him of whaling.

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What is exercizing at home called?

The home stretch.

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Why did Jim write a last will and testament?

Because where there is a will there's a way.

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What did the man's wife say when he woke up hung over, after a party?

She asked what was "ale"ing him.

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What did the Arial, Helvetica, and Courier fonts say to each other?

You're not my type.

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What is a room that has mold called?

A mush room.

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What did Jim do when the bully challenged him to a debate?

He just walked away, and didn't take de bait.

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Why did the injured man show no emotion for 6 weeks?

He'd broken both his humerus and sternum.

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What occurs when the amount of garbage exceeds space in the trash can?

It is beyond the pail.

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Why did Arlene find it hard to let the water out of the sink?

She found it draining.

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What happens to a skunk when its source of smell is removed?

It becomes ex-stinked.

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What is a very good thing about Switzerland?

Their flag is a big plus.

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