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What can we learn from the fact that the US will no longer be making pennies?

That it no longer has common cents.

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What position is for one working part-time overseeing an orchestra?

A semi-conductor

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Why did the judge put the man in jail for stealing from the bakery?

Evidence showed he really took the cake.

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What did Frank say when he wanted to tell someone how he felt?

I want to be Frank with you.

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Why did Bill buy 2 pieces of chord, and gave one to his girlfriend?

He wanted to tie the knot.

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What type of tree is this?

A palm tree.

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What happened when Arnold didn't recognize Emily Takin?

He was mistaken about Miss Taken.

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What US President had the most clothes to clean?

Washington.

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It escapes me.

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What do you call two monkeys sharing an Amazon account?

Prime mates

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It's a lap top.

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What device do psychologists use to measure positive emotions?

An Oh!dometer

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