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Why did the student study outside in the cold?

Because he wanted to learn the subject cold.

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Why did Joe, in his new job, feel like the wheels of a car?

He felt tired and under pressure.

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What is a book about Elon Musk and Henry Ford called?

Auto Biography.

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What part of the day has the most Ning?

More Ning.

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What state keeps track of their Dell computers?

Delaware

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Why didn't Maxine want to charge the lightbulb with a saltwater battery?

She didn't want it to be charged with salt and battery.

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After Jim fell into the upholstery machine, what happened to him?

Now he's recovered.

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How does the can opener get its name?

Because it can open things.

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What vegetable should diplomats learn all about?

Peas.

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Why did Superman's fruit bowl remind him of football?

It was a super bowl.

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Why do horses tend to get along well with each other?

They have stable relationships.

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