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How are the prices at the new Italian restaurant?

They cost a pretty penne.

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Shane Ronay
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What is the first phase of a liver transplant called?

De-livery

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What do you call a closet filled with bottles of water?

A water closet.

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How do we know that generosity leads to a spirit of forgiving?

"To give" plus "to give" equals forgive.

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On a hot sunny day, why did Bill eat all the peas in the can and left only one?

Because then he had a canopy.

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call a farmer who makes medicine from the food he grows?

A farmacist.

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Shane Ronay
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Who was the person mistaken for someone's father?

A faux pa

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Akiva Lane
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Why did the union leader start ironing his shirt?

Because he didn't want to strike until the iron was hot.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did the barbershop realize it was a mistake to have two barbershop poles?

People thought it was bi-polar.

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Why did they come up with the phrase 'The Fastest Gun In The West'?

They wanted a slogan for a fast gun.

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Moshe Sherizen
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What do you call a train carrying bubble gum?

A chew-chew train.

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Akiva Lane
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What did the math teacher try to convey to her class?

Everything has its pluses and minuses.

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