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What does a cell phone and a gold ring have in common?

They both have a ring tone.

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What fairy tale is about using puns in rap music?

Rap-pun-zel.

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What was David doing in the room?

He was room-inating.

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What do you call lox served in an apartment?

Pad lox.

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What happened when the red and blue boats crashed into each other?

They were marooned.

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Why are rock bands from Finland kosher?

They have Finns and scales.

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What kind of key can make you drunk?

Whiskey.

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Why do we peel fruit?

If fruit has a peel, it doesn't have appeal.

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What is the waiting area for mens' haircuts called?

The barber queue

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Why didn't Joe understand airplanes?

It was above his head.

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What song is about AI being used by farmers?

Old MaDonald had a farm - AI, AI, O.

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What do you call a bear that is manic depressive?

A bi-polar bear.

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