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Why did Mr. and Mrs. Beaver find it hard to get along?

Because they found each other so dam a-gnawing.

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Akiva Lane
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How do baseball players keep in touch with each other?

They touch base with each other.

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Akiva Lane
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Why was Bill hesitant to have a rock band play on his yacht?

He was always told it's not good to rock the boat.

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call a costume made up of sun, moon, and stars?

The disguise is the skies.

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Shane Ronay
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Why did the Mexican man take anti-anxiety medication?

For hispanic attacks.

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Shane Ronay
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What are "octopy"?

Pizzas topped with calamari.

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What did the grapes say when they were stepped on?

Nothing, they just let out a little wine.

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What do you call a story about wet Yankee uniforms?

Damp Yankees.

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Yitzchak Berger
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What happens when you put on a thick sweater and get very hot?

You become the sweater.

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Akiva Lane
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What was Judy's reaction when the milk spilled on the floor?

No use crying over spilled milk.

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When Beverly had a dream about swimming in a pool of orange soda, what did it mean?

It was just a Fanta Sea.

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Shane Ronay
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What's the secret to a healthy heart?

Take medical advice with a grain of salt.

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