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What did the math teacher try to convey to her class?

Everything has its pluses and minuses.

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When John proposed to Joan, what playing card did he look like to Joan?

The King of Hearts.

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Why was Fred concerned he was making too much noise while sleeping?

Because he slept so soundly.

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What does the sound of ducks and unsound docs have in common?

They are both quacks.

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What is it called when musicians play their instruments together in their cars?

A traffic jam.

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Why did Marty become a bartender?

He was so wild as a kid, people said he would end up behind bars.

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What is similar between a thief and shoes to run in?

They are both sneakers.

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Why was Bill hesitant to have a rock band play on his yacht?

He was always told it's not good to rock the boat.

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Who did Yvonne go to in order to take care of her eye tic?

A tic doc.

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What phone app helps you go to sleep for short periods of time?

The Nap App.

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What is a stack of watches called?

A watch tower.

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A book about basement renovation ideas?

Best Cellars

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