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How does one refer to the hallways at mental institutions?

Psycho paths.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Milton Berle say he is going to stop turning around?

Because every time he turns around, another year goes by.

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What does a faucet, a clock, and an athlete have in common?

The are all running.

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Shane Ronay
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How do mountain goats seem to defy gravity on steep slopes?

They use cliffhangers.

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What music makes a person feel like a worn out cloth?

Rag time.

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When do you stop looking for something?

When you find it.

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What is it called when someone is anxious about the future?

Future tense.

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Why did Ed swim to the very bottom of his swimming pool?

He had a problem with the pool, and he wanted to get to the bottom of it.

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What is the motto of people who keep to a strict budget?

We have a budget, and we won't let it budge.

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What did Bill do when his hands were dirty?

He took them to a hand laundry.

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What is this?

A tripod.

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Moshe Sherizen
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Why did Barry get heartburn when he ate the birthday cake?

He forgot to take off the candles.

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