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What is similar between a baseball player and a guard at a large party?

They both try to keep their eye on the ball.

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Why is it important to review a subject before taking a test?

Because then what you knew is re-knewed.

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Is the quantum physics theory about electrons disappearing and reappearing elsewhere really true?

That's neither here nor there.

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How do gold miners carry away their gold?

In gold man sacks.

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What does a liquor store have in common with a crowded highway?

They both have bottlenecks.

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Why didn't Janet want to wait in line for 5 hours for tickets to the concert?

She didn't know if she could stand it.

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What does a lumber mill have in common with a computer?

They both have logs.

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Did Bill Clinton find his wife funny?

He thought she was Hillarious

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What did the law student who liked liquor knew he had to do?

He had to pass the bar in order to pass the bar.

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What is ironic about Greenland and Iceland?

Greenland is mainly ice, and Iceland is mainly green.

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What paragraph does Ron Desantis add to every contract?

A DeSantis clause.

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What do you call a delicatessen that specializes in lox?

A lox smith.

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