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How did the alien feel when trying to socialize with people?

Alienated.

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What is someone who can keep a secret called?

A secretary.

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Why did George make a large model of a dime?

Because he wanted to learn how to fall asleep on a dime.

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Why is wine part of religious ceremonies?

Because it's De' vine.

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What do you call someone who lends money at very high interest rates?

A loan wolf.

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What is happening here?

He's being burned at the steak.

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What kind of tea decreases a person's intelligence?

Stupida tea.

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What is this man's position?

He's a steakholder for a photographer.

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Why did Oliver sit on a ball in his office?

He wanted to show that he was really on the ball.

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Do horse's owners put a lot in a horse's mouth?

No, just a little bit.

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How do you describe someone who has gotten use to being a little crazy?

Home on deranged.

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Why did Terrie Gross's boyfriend find her mysterious?

Because her name was Miss Terrie.

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