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Why are people who used to be perts very smart?

Because they are ex-perts.

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What does Mount Everest and Las Vegas have in common?

They both involve 'to bet'.

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What are these people doing?

They're getting on board.

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What is it called when police interrogate a hen?

Grilled chicken.

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How was the octopus able beat the shark in a fight?

It was well armed.

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What is the motto of someone who eats just a little too much?

Eat, drink, and be merry, for tomorrow we diet.

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What are some states that have a lot of problems?

State of flux, state of shock, state of confusion, and state of denial.

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What part of a river has the most money?

The river bank.

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Why did the prisoner break out of jail?

Because he couldn't finish a sentence.

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What happened when the skunk hurt his nose?

It didn't smell anymore.

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How did the word 'hour' get its name?

Because it is 'ours' to do with as we choose.

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What was the policeman's response when Bill said he was speeding to get to his yoga class?

He thought it was a stretch.

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