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What happened to the kitchen pot when it's owner found it's lid?

It's now fully recovered.

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How did Jerry feel about missing out on the sale to learn kick-boxing for a year for free?

He could have kicked himself.

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How do you translate MS/DOS from Hebrew to English?

Honest Thinking (Emes Das)

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Did Bill Clinton find his wife funny?

He thought she was Hillarious

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Why did the manager buy wrapping paper?

At the end of meetings he wanted to wrap up the meetings.

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Why is wine part of religious ceremonies?

Because it's De' vine.

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What do you call it when everyone in a group hears and believes the same thing?

A heard mentality.

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What are the benefits of having a sense of wonder (one-der)?

It can help you feel at 'one' with everything.

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When the customer asked for coffee without milk, what was the response of the waitress?

I'm sorry, we're out of milk, you'll have to have it without cream.

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Why was Bob concerned about the impression he made when he ran on the treadmill?

He didn't want people to think he was just a run of the mill guy

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How did Bill describe his ability to make great tea?

It's my specialty.

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Do clothes hanging out to dry use the internet?

Yes, they're online.

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