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Why did Evelyn dislike being near chickens?

Because they used fowl language.

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How did the world get its name?

Because when it spins around, it is whirled.

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Is basting a real stitch?

Mmm...sew-sew.

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What state keeps track of their Dell computers?

Delaware

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Will wind turbines be successful in producing clean energy?

The answer is blowing in the wind.

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What did Ted say about his playing a bagel in the school play?

My role is a roll.

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Why are all fish stores in Finland kosher?

Because they have Finns and scales.

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What do you call someone who drives and flies a car-plane?

An auto-pilot.

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Are these seagulls?

No, they're stool pigeons.

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What is the moment called when you decide if and how much you will tip a waiter?

The tipping point.

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What part of the computer screen do you have to be careful about what it says?

The cursor.

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What happens when military officers attend a party?

They order everyone "a round".

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