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What is the waiting area for mens' haircuts called?

The barber queue

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Why did Oliver sit on a ball in his office?

He wanted to show that he was really on the ball.

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Why did Marty not want to get rid of his old beat-up car?

Because then he would be wreck-less.

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Why did the barbershop realize it was a mistake to have two barbershop poles?

People thought it was bi-polar.

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How do you compare baseball, bowling, and unions?

Baseball: 3 strikes=out, Bowling: 12 strikes= perfect game, Union: strikes are unlimited.

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Why don't some believe in Evolution?

They think it's monkey business.

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Which prison's glee club repeats the lyrics of each song?

Sing Sing.

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How did Bill's body respond when he was insulted?

He felt knocked off his feet, he felt hit in the head, he took it as an affront, and was taken aback.

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What happened to the circus performer who swallowed a wood file?

He got a raspy voice.

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Why was the ballet teacher considered to be so good?

She really kept her students on their toes.

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What is an intricate housing development called?

A complex complex.

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What is a required course for train designers?

Pullmonology

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