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Why did Alan make sure his deck wasn't empty when he played with his kids?

He wanted to make sure he was playing with a full deck.

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Why didn't Joe understand airplanes?

It was above his head.

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Why did Bob think this would be a balanced diet?

It was 3 square meals a day.

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What is the name of a locksmith store where the locksmith has blond hair

Goldi Locks.

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What do you call a fish that can't sing?

An out-of-tune a fish.

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How did Alice feel when the point of her pencil often broke?

She thought, 'What's the point of using pencils? I'll use pens instead.'

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What did the other angles say to the 90 degree angle?

You're right.

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What is the study of water faucets called?

Spigotry.

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Why did Betty fix her watch quickly?

She wanted to have a good time.

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What are some 3 letter roles for people that are spelled the same backwards and forwards, showing they have to be flexible?

MOM, DAD, and TOT

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Which medical specialty focuses on interior design for hospitals?

Roomitology

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What flowers are similar to a mouth?

Tulips

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