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When Sir Edmund Hillary climbed Mount Everest in 1953, how did he feel?

He felt on top of the world.

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What do you call a chemical that makes you laugh?

A comical chemical.

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Why do some of these specific instruments look different from the others?

They're members of the opposite sax.

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What fairy tale is about using puns in rap music?

Rap-pun-zel.

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How do we know that the army of Turkey is brave?

So people know that they are not chicken.

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If FedEx merged with UPS, what would the new company be called?

Fed Up.

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What is similar between a place where wine is made and a nursery?

They are both whineries.

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What do you call a hippie who is a phony?

A hippie-crit.

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Why was Bob concerned about the impression he made when he ran on the treadmill?

He didn't want people to think he was just a run of the mill guy

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What do you say to a dog when you give it a bone to chew on?

Bone appetit.

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Why did the push-button go to the therapist?

Each time someone pushed it, it was depressed.

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Why did Olivia avoid eating almonds, cashews, and pecans?

Because they were nuts.

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