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Shane Ronay
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Did Steve really buy this antique violin for only $5?

Yes, and with no strings attached!

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Akiva Lane
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What bird should learn better manners in terms of how to treat others?

The mockingbird.

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Akiva Lane
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What is a soda with a dye in it called?

Dye it soda.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did the ant and the antelope like each other?

Because they were on the same page.

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Matt Weiss
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What did the plate say to the food?

The meal is on me.

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Shane Ronay
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What's a good career for a Math Major?

An Add Executive

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Shane Ronay
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How do patrons locate a Greek restaurant when their GPS isn't working?

They use a gyro scope

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Akiva Lane
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If a person is comfortable in social situations, what does he have?

Social security.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Sam put his shoes close to the fireplace?

When people say 'hot shoes', he says 'G-d bless you'.

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Shane Ronay
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What happens to an ethical Italian cleaning lady after she passes away?

She's a maid in heaven.

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Shane Ronay
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Why do commuters need sleep specialists?

They are always exhausted.

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Akiva Lane
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What is a motto of a podiatrist?

We succeed with de feet.

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