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What do you call a tax on things that people do wrong?

Syntax.

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What are the simplest 2 letters of the alphabet?

EZ

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Were the people in the Middle Ages bad people?

Not really, they were only medi-evil.

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When confronting a 2000 pound bull, what is NOT a good idea to do?

Don't take the bull by the horns.

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What is it called when the earth shakes around a duck farm?

An earth quack.

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Why did Fred avoid eating hard cheese such as Swiss cheese?

He preferred eating cheese that is easier.

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What do forests and clocks have in common?

Ticks.

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What do you call a tree that has apples for a pie, and it's root is shaped like a square?

The square root of pie.

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How did Bertha feel about the numbers 3, 5, 7, and 9?

She thought they were odd.

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If something is furbished twice, what does it become?

Refurbished.

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Why is a pet lusion that seems to be sick not really sick?

Because it's an ill lusion.

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What do you call a gorilla that makes pottery?

Hairy Potter

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