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Why did the philosopher become a locksmith?

He wanted to find the key to happiness.

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Why didn't Martha mind that she had a run in her stockings?

She figured it didn't really matter in the long run.

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What's an attitude in life that can make things harder?

Taking things for granite.

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What would you name a story about someone took over a singing group?

To acquire a choir.

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Why did Andrea make beautiful drawings?

That's how she drew attention to herself.

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What is this?

An elevator pitch.

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What type of arm cast is this?

It's a cast of characters.

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What can you say about people who live on the Iraq/Iran border?

They live between Iraq and a hard place.

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Why did Max fire his accountant?

Because Max told him he wanted the business to be liquid, and the accountant thought he said 'liquidated'.

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What game does this represent?

The rose bowl.

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What is exercizing at home called?

The home stretch.

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How did Melinda like the movie about sponges that live in the ocean?

She found it very absorbing.

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