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What do you call a tile that can do many things?

Versa tile.

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While building his porch, why was Arnie looking for something called 'scratch'?

Because he was building it from scratch.

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Where did the name "Turks and Caicos" come from?

Someone couldn't pronounce "turquoise".

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How did Jeff's friends realize he finished his entire "bucket list" over the weekend?

He looked pail

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Even though Julie loved history, why did she choose not be a historian?

There was no future in it.

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When Ellie Smith married Darth Vader why did she feel things were going up?

She became Ellie Vader.

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What did one wrestler say to the other?

I'm only choking.

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What is it called when police interrogate a hen?

Grilled chicken.

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Why did the mathematician plant an apple tree?

He knew how to multiply, so in addition he wanted to be fruitful.

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Why did Andrea not want to take papers out of the file cabinet?

She was concerned that they might become defiled.

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How did Melinda like the movie about sponges that live in the ocean?

She found it very absorbing.

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How did the young lady feel when her date was rude?

She felt dis-missed.

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