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If a pineapple is a collection of fused berries, what is it called if a detached berry doesn't want to re-join the group?

It is refusing to refuse.

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What is ironic about The Flat Earth Society?

Their members are all around the globe.

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What is special about an erasable whiteboard?

Its remarkable.

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What do you call a pair of pants that wants to be forever young?

Peter pants.

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What is it called when someone gets tired because they are overweight?

Fatigue

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Why shouldn't you ask questions to sugar cane that is fused together?

Because it is canefused.

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Why did the scarecrow win a very special award?

Because it was outstanding in its field.

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What are lost and found items displayed on a basketball court?

Small claims court.

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What kind of horse has sore muscles?

Charlie horse.

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How did the can opener get its name?

Because it 'can' open things.

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When you trade in an old bike for a new bike, what is that called?

Re-cycling.

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What do you call a scientist who measures how big things are?

A size-mologist.

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