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What is Santa Claus's favorite agricultural activity?

Hoe, hoe, hoe.

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Why did Trump remove the restrictions on plastic straws?

Because in terms of government intervention, it was the last straw.

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Are those mooneshiners still in business?

They STILL are.

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Why do some people choose to do mixed martial arts?

Just for kicks.

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What is someone called who is wearing a racoon hat?

A tail bearer.

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Does before come after after, and does after come before before?

Alphabetically yes.

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When Nancy suggested putting grated cheese on the salad, what was everyone's reaction?

They thought it was grate.

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What did the Mayor say when the workers put street signs upside down?

This is not a good sign.

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Which king was this?

Edward IV - he had a short reign.

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What is a rabbit's favorite music?

Hip hop.

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What is special about the sentence "See, yes we can!"

It's YES in 4 languages: Spanish, English, French, and Hebrew

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How did Joe feel when he realized how much money he could have saved with a more fuel-efficient car?

He felt fuelish.

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