Why did Jay attend traffic court for his Left Turn summons?

He knew he was right.

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Which medical specialty focuses on interior design for hospitals?

Roomitology

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Where was cheese discovered?

In Curdistan

180

Which paintings are not on display in museums?

Those with no strings attached.

194

What travels around the whole world and stays in the corner?

A postage stamp.

1754

What is this man doing?

He's "piering" down

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How do some people react when seeing a bee colony this large?

It gives them the hives

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What do you call someone using a fake stun gun?

A taser teaser

329

What did the children say when given these?

Ooh...goody, goody gumdrops!

1283

Is there anything absolute about families?

It's all relative.

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How did Oedipus feel when he found out about his parents?

Oedipus wreck.

313

How did the elder people like the larger playing cards?

For them it was a big deal.

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