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Why did Bill often get angry easily?

He went around with a chip on his shoulder.

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Akiva Lane
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What is inside a box of matches that falls from the sky?

A match made in heaven.

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Akiva Lane AI
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How do you describe this costume?

This guy's disguise is the skies.

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How did John like his job as a bartender?

He found it very pouring.

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What was Samantha's reaction to the small flea market?

She thought it was a little bizarre.

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Why did Martha feel so tired, that she felt like the back of a car?

She was exhausted, and two tired.

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Yehuda Lane
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How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh?

Ten-tickles.

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Where do baseball teams store their baseball bats?

It the bat room.

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Why did the judge put the man in jail for stealing from the bakery?

Evidence showed he really took the cake.

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What part of Queens, New York needs the most water?

Flushing.

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What do you call a holy man who walks barefoot and has bad breath from fasting so much?

A super calloused fragile mystic hexed by halitosis.

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What was David doing in the room?

He was room-inating.

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