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How did the pitcher learn to throw curve balls?

It was a learning curve.

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What city is named after a saw that is used in battle?

Warsaw

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Why did Martha not appreciate her beautiful kitchen counters?

She took it for granite.

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Shaya Dubin
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What did the salad dressing say when someone opened the refrigerator door?

Close the door, I'm dressing.

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What is the difference between starting a new job and eating hotdogs?

With one you try to pass muster, and with the other you pass the mustard.

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Shane Ronay
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How did Madam Sonia become a fortune teller?

By "chants"

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Akiva Lane
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What is the motto of the factory that makes canned food?

We can!

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What song is this about?

Hit the road Jack.

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Why did Marla always start walking with her right foot?

She wanted to put her best foot forward.

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Shane Ronay
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Who was Zig Ziglar's brother, and why did they never see each other?

Zag Ziglar, and they were always in opposite places.

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Yehuda Lane
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What does lettuce say when it rains?

Lettuce grow.

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Why don't ATM machines provide quarters?

It doesn't make cents.

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