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What do cats sing?

Mew sic.

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What happened to the person who snuck into the heated swimming pool?

He's now in hot water.

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What do you do when you see waves at a beach?

Wave back.

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What has a head and a tail but no body?

A coin.

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What is it called when you wave to someone with a small gesture?

A micro wave.

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Is it good to answer a question with a question?

Is there a better way?

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What is it called when you 'burn the midnight oil' to stay awake studying for midterm exams?

Term oil.

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Why was Benjy, who was quite large, like a clock?

His nickname was Big Ben.

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What did the deer in the forest say to the hunter?

I'm game.

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A dessert island.

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Why did the CEO buy sailboats for the company?

He wanted to increase sails.

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Why should one take colitis seriously?

It could lead to a semi-colon.

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