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What do Navy cadets do to lower belly fat?

Navel exercises.

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What is a cold part of South America?

Chile.

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Why was the girl so upset to have to repeat her class?

She felt degraded.

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What happened when Billy's mom shouted 'Wake up!', and he just caught the school bus?

It was a close call.

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How can you identify a Dogwood tree?

By its bark.

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Why are trombone players usually easy going people?

They've learned to let things slide.

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Where did Maxine put all her bottles of water?

In the water closet.

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What do people on the Keto Diet use to measure their food intake?

A carburetor

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What's this man's problem?

He has an axe to grind.

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What does an audio engineer do?

Provide sound advice.

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Why did the asterisk, question mark, and pound sign act up in class?

They thought they were special characters.

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Why do you really have to hand it to short people?

Because otherwise, they can't reach it themselves.

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