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What are reporters who never retire called?

Permanent press.

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How did the students of the brilliant physics professor refer to him?

Dr. Know.

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Why did Matt and Joan feel tension when the dishes weren't washed?

They felt out of sync when the dishes were in the sink.

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Shane Ronay
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What is this man doing?

He's "piering" down

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What is a husband and wife called in Czechoslovakia?

Czech mate.

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When you're tired and want to take a nap, in what bag can you find the naps?

A nap sack.

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How did Matt and Milly Preiss describe their successful day of parachute jumping?

The Preiss's fell down to earth.

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Why was the telegraph operator very careful when sending the messages in Morse code?

He didn't want to do anything that might cause re-Morse.

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Shane Ronay
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Why did the mother have sore hands?

She had meta-carpools.

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Akiva Lane AI
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What's the difference between the picture on the left and the one on the right?

One is a cute angel, and the other is an acute angle.

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Why did Betty watch the weeds grow in the vacant lot?

Because she enjoyed it as the plot thickened.

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Yitzchak Berger
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What’s the difference between a hippo and a zippo?

One is really heavy and the other is a little lighter.

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