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Are these seagulls?

No, they're stool pigeons.

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call it when a person wants to jump into a sewer?

Sewer-cide.

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What kind of glasses are these?

They're reading glasses.

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How holy did Bill feel that Heaven is?

He felt it was wholly holy.

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What do you call an appointment that gets cancelled?

A dis-appointment.

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Shane Ronay
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How does one shorten a coughing fit?

Using a hack

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Akiva Lane
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If a staircase gave birth to a boy, what would it be?

A stepson.

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What do geese and cars have in common?

They both honk.

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What permission is needed to kill lice?

A lice sense.

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Shane Ronay
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What is another name for a car's complete history?

An autobiography.

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Why did Alan quit his job as a probate attorney?

He didn't like putting on heirs.

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If you formed some herbs into a small submarine, what would be the result?

A suburb.

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