Pictures:

Akiva Lane
General
Picture

What do you call a father who makes corny jokes?

Pop corn.

348
Shane Ronay
General
Picture

Why should we have more appreciation for street contractors?

Because they pave the way for us.

635
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

Why should you take a sharp pencil seriously?

It has a good point.

1762
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

What phone app helps you go to sleep for short periods of time?

The Nap App.

2772
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

How did Bob react when his friend said, 'You look so sunburned, did you use enough sun tan oil'.

Bob responded, 'You don't have to rub in in.'

3188
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

Since the first bay in the city was called Bay A, why did the people love the second bay?

They called it Bay B.

3285
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

What is similar between getting off drugs and the day after Thanksgiving?

Cold turkey.

1724
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

Why did Sam try to bite a bunch of coins?

He wanted them to become bit coins.

1438
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

What is an example of an American war that was not civil?

The Civil War.

1626
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

Why did Andrea want to date a writer?

She was looking for Mr. Write.

1179
Shane Ronay
General
Picture

Why was the plumber scared to unclog bathroom sinks?

It was always a hair-raising experience.

1024
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

What fruit can't get married quickly?

Cantaloupe.

718