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What is special about an erasable whiteboard?

Its remarkable.

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If you threw a white stone into the Red Sea, what would it become?

Wet.

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What is an arrangement with UPS, Fedex, or DHL to send a package called?

A package deal.

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What is a good name for a company that certifies bones for dogs to chew on?

Bone-a-fide

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When the pessimist says 'It can't get any worse', what does the optimist say?

It can!

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Why is a young man and woman going out called a 'date'?

Because dates are sticky, and both are hoping it will be sticky.

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Why don't ATM machines provide quarters?

It doesn't make cents.

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How do trees feel in the spring?

After the winter, they felt releaved.

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Why are the internal parts of a person called organs?

Because they are very organized.

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How did the spice feel when it were burned?

It was incensed.

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What do you call a polygon with thousands of sides?

A balagon ('overly complicated' in Hebrew)

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When the pioneers cut down trees to clear the land, how did they feel about the difficult process of uprooting the tree stumps?

They felt stumped.

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