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What is the condition called where a person is not allergic to cars?

Auto immune condition.

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Shane Ronay
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Which college shows the most compassion to fire victims?

Aw, burn University

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Abe Kiss
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What do you say to a dog when you give it a bone to chew on?

Bone appetit.

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Akiva Lane
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What did the midwife say to the woman starting to give birth?

Please bear with me.

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What is a very strange flea market called?

A bizarre bazaar.

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Akiva Lane AI
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Why did Grandpa enjoy spending time in his rocking chair?

Because he didn't want people to think he was off his rocker.

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Shane Ronay
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How are a sanitation truck and computer similar?

Both are garbage in / garbage out

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Akiva Lane
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How did Beth feel when Harry kept asking her out?

She felt harried.

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Shane Ronay
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Why is this wild cat upset?

He was told that cheetahs never prosper.

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Akiva Lane
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What is a party where everyone is treated equally.

A democratic party.

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Did Billy wake up very early to join his friends in the camping trip?

Yes, he rose to the occasion.

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Where do shoes go to get stronger?

Boot camp.

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