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What does a Frenchman say when he says something off-color?

Pardon my French.

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Akiva Lane
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What's the source of a pig's pink color?

Pigment.

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Why didn't Bill like raquetball?

He thought it was off-the-wall.

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How did the writer feel when his books were no longer cited?

He felt ex-cited.

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Shane Ronay
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What are the strongest sea creatures?

Mussels

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What was the runner chasing after?

He was trying to catch his breath.

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Shane Ronay
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Which animal rarely stops talking?

The yak

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Shane Ronay
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What's an inefficient way to kill ants around your shrubs?

Beat around the bush.

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Why did Amanda stare at gifts before opening them up?

Her friends told her she should focus more on the present.

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What piece of clothing is named after the neck of a reptile?

Turtle neck sweater.

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When Shakespeare had writer's block, what was his motto?

Where there's a Will, there's a way.

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What is it called when a very small child waves at you?

Micro wave lovin'.

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