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As Annie grew up, what question kept nagging her?

Is the 'hokie pokie' really what's it's all about?

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Where do fish learn what they know?

In schools of fish.

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Where did Joe and his friends go first when they got to the party?

They tried to beat each other to the punch.

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How did Emma feel when she unexpectedly married a great guy?

It was a Sir Prize surprise.

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What is a cartoon of puppets on strings called?

Suspended animation.

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What did Joe do with his leg cast after his leg was fully healed?

He cast it away.

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What do airplanes and staircases have it common?

They both have flights.

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What do you call a hyphen that is the size of a football field?

A hundred yard dash.

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What is the moment called when you decide if and how much you will tip a waiter?

The tipping point.

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How do you compare the words Mercy (English) and Merci (French)?

Mercy is what one asks for, and Merci is what one says after getting it.

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Why didn't the shark eat the Princess?

Because she was spoiled.

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Why did Phil stop turning around?

Because every time he turned around, another year went by.

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