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When the music tracks that Jay submitted lost the music competition, what was the ironic result?

He made a lot of money off the beaten tracks.

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Why did this make Mike confused?

He didn't know if it was a scissors or a pair of scissors.

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What does this represent?

Too much of a good thing.

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How did Max feel about pulling his old couch to the junkyard?

It was such a drag.

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What can happen to our calves if we eat too much?

They can become cows.

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The new movie about RVs should be a good one.

I saw the trailer.

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What happens when military officers attend a party?

They order everyone "a round".

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If you can get 100 somethings for a penny today, how sure can you be that this will be the price tomorrow?

One hundred per cent.

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Why did Amanda stare at gifts before opening them up?

Her friends told her she should focus more on the present.

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What should you avoid pressing when near a cliff?

The press-ipice.

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What is a bag called before it wakes up?

A sleeping bag.

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What is a nursery for babies called?

A wiggle room.

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