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What was Jim's reaction when the other poker player wanted to deal the cards?

Well, it's not ideal.

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What runs but stays in the same place?

A nose, a watch, and a faucet.

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What security related word has a sword in it?

Password.

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Why did Nicholas's friends call him 'Nick'?

Because that was his nickname.

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What is teaching a computerized train using AI called?

Training.

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Why shouldn't you write with a broken pencil?

Because it's pointless.

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How does the can opener get its name?

Because it can open things.

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During an uprising, what are random groups of armed men called?

Malicious militias.

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Why did Bob put some salt on everything he ate?

He was told to take everything with a grain of salt.

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What is it called when a boy in the family sets the table?

The setting son.

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What do people say when they think something you said is not funny?

Very funny.

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How did Cindy feel about programs that weren't testable?

She felt they were detestable.

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