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Why were the vegetables upset when Marty put salt on them?

They felt assaulted.

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How do you describe when someone eats too much too fast?

Haste makes waist.

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Why did Joe find it difficult to invest his money?

Because to him it didn't make cents.

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Why couldn't the koala bear be a doctor?

He wasn't koala-fied.

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When Mark Gen was knighted, what kind of doctor did he automatically become.

Sir Gen.

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Why do we peel fruit?

If fruit has a peel, it doesn't have appeal.

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Which U.S. city do people have the hardest time losing weight?

Gainesville, FL

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What does a lawyer wear to a trial?

A law suit.

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What's the combination of a man and a lima bean?

A human bean.

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What are magazines called that agree with the viewpoint of Donald Trump?

MAGA zines.

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How did Lisa feel when she found that someone had pressed all the buttons in the elevator?

She found it depressing.

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Why did the orange teacher call the student 'fresh'?

Because he couldn't concentrate.

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