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What is the beginning and end of a hail storm called?

Inhale and exhale.

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Why wasn't Lucy happy about her schedule?

Because she was so busy, it wasn't funny.

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Where is restraint within us?

In hibitions.

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What does Arthur wear when he drinks tea?

A t-shirt.

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What is similar between a baseball player and a guard at a large party?

They both try to keep their eye on the ball.

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Why did the CEO have all the corporate planes painted red?

He didn't want them to be too plane.

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What is the study of the latest scientific breakthroughs?

Newrology

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What did the man say after a meteor destroyed his house?

This really hit home.

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Why did Ben find it so easy to sleep?

He could do it with his eyes closed.

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How is a meal like archery?

It's best when it hits the spot.

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What is the name of a locksmith store where the locksmith has blond hair

Goldi Locks.

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What did they say about the king who was only 12 inches tall?

He was an excellent ruler.

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