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What did the lottery operator do when a group of actors won the lottery?

She counted her lucky stars.

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What did Barry say when he saw his neighbor put a muzzle on his dangerous dog?

Muzzle Tov!

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What is someone called who puts up gates in alleys?

Alley gater.

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What did Joan do after she attached her schedule to a helium balloon?

She didn't know, because her plans were up in the air.

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Why do people love Tom so much?

It's his rye sense of humor.

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What do you call the owner of a curtain ring company?

The ringleader

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If a construction crew must build their skyscraper 1 floor a day, but fell behind, what should they do?

Make up stories.

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What is a lawyer's favorite girl's name?

Sue.

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When the new driver felt he was driving too fast, what was very confusing to him?

He didn't know if he should slow down or slow up.

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How are the prices at the new Italian restaurant?

They cost a pretty penne.

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Why did Charles find a box of chocolates when he checked into his hotel room?

Because it was a suite.

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What do you call a tax on things that people do wrong?

Syntax.

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