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What does praying and Swiss cheese have in common?

They are both holy.

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Why was Benjy, who was quite large, like a clock?

His nickname was Big Ben.

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Why are bees that are born in May confused?

Because they are maybe's.

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How did the comb feel after it had its teeth made thinner?

It felt fine.

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Is basting a real stitch?

Mmm...sew-sew.

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What do you call a crockpot that is broken?

A crackpot.

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What 2 letters do you say when you realize something?

I C

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How did Elliot's investment in the chicken farm work out?

It took him a while to re-coop his investment.

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Why did Bill eat ice cream every day?

It cooled him down when so many things made his blood boil.

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Why don't elephants get upset very often?

They have thick skin.

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What can be said about someone who buys lots of books but doesn't read them?

The person has no shelf control.

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What kind of tea protects you when you buy something?

Warren Tea.

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