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Why did Beth and Charlie spend their vacation in a run down motel?

The other places were full, and this was a last resort.

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Do horse's owners put a lot in a horse's mouth?

No, just a little bit.

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What does a person say who lives in a suite of rooms in a hotel?

Home suite home.

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Why was Timmy destined to become a tennis pro?

He raised a racket since he was young.

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What happened when Gary tried to play piano by ear?

He decided it's better to play with his hands.

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What is it called when a city is overrun by cats?

A cat-astrophe.

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Why are Persians good forecastors of future events?

Because they can far see (Farsi).

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What is it called when an electrician charges a lot to install a lighting system?

The charge of the light brigade.

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My friend stopped working at the chemical factory.

It was a toxic work environment.

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Why did Martha lose weight when she ate vegetables?

Because they took away her appetite.

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When the nerve cell tells the muscle cell to contract, what is the muscle cell's reaction?

You have some nerve!

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When Nancy suggested putting grated cheese on the salad, what was everyone's reaction?

They thought it was grate.

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