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What did the bike rider say to his friend after smashing into him by mistake?

I didn't expect to run into you here.

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What did Jay say when there was an explosion at his factory?

"Let the chips fall where they may".

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What's another name for computer generated music?

Algo-rhythm.

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What is a repairman that fixes clocks called?

A tik-tok doc.

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Why were the vegetables upset when Marty put salt on them?

They felt assaulted.

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When the camp went camping, what did they call the group that got splinters?

The splinter group.

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Why was the singer on a strict diet?

She had to be concerned with both musical scales and other scales.

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What city is named after a saw that is used in battle?

Warsaw

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What vitamin is similar to a girl's Bas Mitzvah?

Vitamin B12

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Moshe Sherizen
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What did the lawyer wear to work?

A lawsuit.

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What is happening to this car?

It's being toad.

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Are people in a family 'absolute'?

They are 'relative', that's why they are called relatives.

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