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What did the long catepillar say to its friends when it was becoming a butterfly?

See you in a while, I won't be long.

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What is happening to this car?

It's being toad.

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Why did the man buy so much bottled water?

There was a liquidation sale.

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What do all these people have in common?

They're having a ball.

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What do you call a store that sells candy and serves liquor?

A candy bar.

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What happens when a person has to work on Sundays?

It's a weakened weekend.

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Why did Bill enjoy working in building demolition?

He thought it was a blast!

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Why did Alan enjoy exercizing by balancing on balls?

Because it helped him with the ability to be on the ball.

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What was Karl Marx and his brother called?

The Marx brothers.

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What does Leonard Bernstein and copper have in common?

They are both good conductors.

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What famous saying does this represent?

Two bees or not two bees.

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Why did Linda name her dogs Rolex and Timex?

They were her watch dogs.

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