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Why was Emily very careful when she made right and left turns with the car?

Because one good turn deserves another.

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How are kangaroos and rabbits different than other animals?

They are the most hoppy.

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Why did Sam get up from bed in the morning?

He decided he wasn't going to take it lying down anymore.

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Why didn't the mother want her son to listen to the radio too much?

She didn't want him to become too radio-active.

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Why did the unemployed actor break his leg?

He wanted to be in a cast.

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What can you take, and still leave things where they are?

Take a walk, take a nap, take a look, take a break, take a picture, and take a shower.

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What do you call a road with a lot of curves in it on a very windy day?

A windy windy road.

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How did the Teddy Bear feel after dinner?

It felt stuffed.

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When the cat fell into a large bag of quarters, why was it so scared?

Because it was in close quarters.

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What type of meeting is this?

A Piece Summit.

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Why is it difficult to build submarines?

Whatever you build is sub-standard.

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How do telephone operators work together?

They co-operate.

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