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How did people react when Jim complained about his SAAB car?

They thought it was a SAAB story.

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What is a stretched rope that walks around called?

A tight rope walker.

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Why didn't Bill like going to malls?

He felt that if you see one, you see the mall.

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Shane Ronay
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Why did the quarterback run instead of throwing to his wide receiver?

He was cut off at the pass.

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What is a good name for a tanning salon for men?

Tan Gent.

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Why did Fred often touch the four quarters he kept in his pocket?

To remind himself that sometimes change is hard.

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Why didn't Bill use his photographic memory?

He never developed it.

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Why didn't Jack understand his hat?

It was over his head.

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What did two male siblings name their soup business?

Broth-ers

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What are these signs called?

Dollar signs.

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What chess term refers to a marriage that needs to be re-invigorated?

Stalemate.

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Why is rationalizing worse than we think?

It uses rational lies.

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