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In Amanda's school, why didn't the teachers write errors in the margins of the paper?

Because the paper they used had no margin for errors.

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What is an aunt that is a great cook called?

Aunty Pasto.

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What happend when Max tripped over the boxes of glass jars?

He found it jarring.

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What mid-Western US city is named after small apples?

Mini-apples.

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What do reptiles and music have in common?

They both have scales.

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What medicine calms you down while watching a play?

Drama-mine

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What did the Arial, Helvetica, and Courier fonts say to each other?

You're not my type.

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What famous saying does this represent?

Two bees or not two bees.

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How did the man get his young dog to stop barking?

He wore Hush Puppies

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Why did Lisa buy things with pennies?

When she bought things, she wanted to use common cents.

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What's the proper thing to say to a friend who just bought a fancy new wine cooler?

Cool!

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Why didn't people trust the model E phone?

They thought it was a phoney.

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