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What vegetables were on strike?

The onions, because they were onion-ized.

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Why did Billy find it hard to learn grammar involving the past and future?

It made him tense.

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What do longshoremen and medical secretaries have in common?

The both work at the docs.

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What is a side-trip on a vacation called?

A detour on de tour.

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Why was Bill on the lookout for turnips?

He didn't know when they might turn up.

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What is Barry the Smurf's nickname?

Blue Barry

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Why did the town call itself Vincible?

Because they knew that people want to be in Vincible.

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What is the beginning and end of a hail storm called?

Inhale and exhale.

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What's another way of saying that it seems that I have 4 pears?

It appears that I have a pair of a pair of pears.

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What did Noah do before the flood?

He was pre-pairing.

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What do athletes and musicians have in common?

They want to make records.

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What con-man conquered a large part of Asia?

Genghis Con

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