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What do you call a group of smart men?

Intelli gents.

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What happened after Lenny was very skeptical about going to a chiropractor?

Now he stands corrected.

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What did kids say about a turtle that had been their teacher?

The tortoise taught us.

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When Ellie Smith married Darth Vader why did she feel things were going up?

She became Ellie Vader.

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Why didn't the small hotel want to let the motorcycle gang stay there?

The youth hostel didn't want hostile youth.

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Why did Andrea make beautiful drawings?

That's how she drew attention to herself.

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Why should you usually not take bullies seriously?

Because they are usually just full of bull.

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What has one eye, no mouth, and everyone agrees that it always makes a good point.

A needle.

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What is a policeman called when he's sleeping in bed?

An undercover cop.

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What did Emily do when all the potato chips fell on the floor?

She let the chips fall where they may.

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How did the boat sink at the dock?

Too much pier pressure.

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Why are fast runners good looking?

Because they are dashing.

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