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Which two animals have the lowest integrity?

The lyin and the cheetah.

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Why were the people who worked for the charity holding dollars over their heads?

They were raising money.

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Why did Beverly change from being an accountant to a singing teacher?

She found she was very good with in-voices.

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What is similar between a mother with a child and furniture that stores clothes?

They are both dressers.

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How did Beth feel when she finally found the cover to the pot?

She was relieved that the pot is recovered.

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Why did Richard have someone throw his clothes from a plane and watch as they fell?

He felt it was best to spot your clothes before washing them.

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Why did Billy find it hard to learn grammar involving the past and future?

It made him tense.

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How can psychiatrists charge so much?

Because people have to be crazy to pay those rates.

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What would one say when learning how a skunk's odor is produced?

That makes scents.

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What two letters are used to make a spreadsheet?

XL

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When we admit our sins, why should we feel a sense of regret?

It's the price of admission.

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Why do deer hunters prefer larger guns?

It's a bigger bang for their buck.

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