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Why did Bill start running the 100 yard dash?

He wanted to get his life back on track.

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How did Oedipus feel after he found out what he had done?

He felt like an Oedipus wreck.

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What did Ben say when the tanks came and saved his village during the war?

Tanks.

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What would it be called if animals gave birth from their hands?

Pregnant paws.

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What kind of pan is very disorganized?

Pan-demonium.

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What does a rice farmer in the Czech Republic and a checkbook made of rice paper have in common with this image?

They're all rice chex.

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Why did Bill always make sure he had enough reck with him?

He didn't want to be reckless.

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What do you call an airline founded by a group of inheritors?

United Heirlines

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Why was the cook proud of the eggs she made?

Because they were well done.

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What do you call Israelis that have vineyards?

Grape Jews.

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What Beatles song is about a bee in a vegetable garden?

Lettuce bee.

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What do you call a scientist who measures how big things are?

A size-mologist.

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