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Why did the glass and the dish in the sink get along so well with each other?

Because they were in sync with each other.

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What Beatles song is about a bee in a vegetable garden?

Lettuce bee.

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Why couldn't the pony sing?

Because it was a little hoarse.

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Why did Alan enjoy exercizing by balancing on balls?

Because it helped him with the ability to be on the ball.

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Why do people like peeling their own fruit?

Because if other people peel it, it has less appeal.

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Why did the waiter in the restaurant need to calm down and have patience?

He didn't want people to say he couldn't wait.

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What do you call someone who tries to reduce the time you have to wait for doctors?

A wait lifter.

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What political system tries to make people calm?

Calm-unisim.

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What happened when Arnold didn't recognize Emily Takin?

He was mistaken about Miss Taken.

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What is a plant growing out of an egg called?

An egg plant.

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Why couldn't serfs get ahead during the Middle Ages?

Life was feudal.

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Why did the editor wear a sweater?

Because writers sent her many drafts.

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