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In what direction do people clean?

They clean up.

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Why is this large gun a better value than smaller ones?

It provides a bigger bang for your buck.

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Why does the world have problems?

Because it is bi-polar.

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Why didn't Bill like going to the aquarium?

He thought there was something fishy about the place.

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What did the teacher say to the student when he asked to make up an exam after graduation?

She said, 'You can't make these things up.'

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Why did Alan make sure his deck wasn't empty when he played with his kids?

He wanted to make sure he was playing with a full deck.

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What happens when King Charles has a bad dream?

It's a royal nightmare.

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How did we know the Russian musician would be a good match for the ballet dancer?

Because he played the ballet lika.

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What do you call someone who drives and flies a car-plane?

An auto-pilot.

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Is it legal to laugh loudly in Hawaii?

No, it must be kept to a low "Ha".

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What kind of animal tries to keep all the bushes to itself?

A hedgehog.

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Why couldn't the broken piano get into the house?

It was missing the keys.

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