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What does a lawyer and someone who gave up liquor have it common?

They both passed the bar.

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What happened to the mathematical function that was very tired?

It couldn't function.

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What did it mean when the professional football players argued with the prisoners in a football game?

The argument had its pros and cons.

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Why did the telemarketer use his clavicle to rest his headset?

Because that's his caller bone.

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How did Martha feel when she cut her vegetables into very small pieces?

Grate.

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Why was Sara confused when she learned about animals on a farm?

She couldn't understand how you could fit animals into a pen?

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How would you describe the fact that ducks make more and better eggs than chickens?

It's a para-ducks.

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What did the magician do when he was very tired?

He drank coffee, and that did the trick.

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Why was Linda afraid of using Chapstick?

Her pharmacist said it was lip bomb.

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Why did the container of food feel disappointed when aluminum foil was placed over it?

It thought to itself, "Foiled again".

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How do you get rid of weeds?

You have to get to the root of the problem.

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Why do some people love bowling?

It's right up their alley.

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