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What do you call a scientist who measures how big things are?

A size-mologist.

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Where do boots go to rest and have fun in the summer?

Boot camp.

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What issue was Beth thinking about when deciding whether or not to vote Republican?

If the elephant is relevant.

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What group of letters do planes fly over?

They fly over C's.

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What does a piece of paper and a soda without fizz have in common?

They are both flat.

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Which part of the world do people contract mild forms of amnesia?

Micronesia

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What begins with a dish and is not honest?

The word dishonest.

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Why did people find this very alarming?

They thought it was egg stream.

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What country is named after neck-wear?

Tie Land.

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How did the truck driver carrying marble slabs feel when the truck overturned?

He felt like he was losing his marbles.

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What water do athletes drink when they use the trampoline?

Spring water.

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What is 100-proof Wild Turkey?

Seeing a wild turkey with your own eyes.

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