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Why did Sam look online for a site that sold scratch?

He wanted to build things from scratch.

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What do you call someone who steals dishes from a housewares store?

Dish-honest.

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What do you call a very elaborate rap song?

A rap-sody.

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Is it good to answer a question with a question?

Is there a better way?

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What can you say about someone who travels with light beams stored in jars?

He packs light.

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When Bill took the hot air balloon, why did he find it hard to concentrate?

Because then his head was in the clouds.

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How do you describe a fancy plane?

It's on a different plain.

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When Beverly got to the supermarket, why did she first go to the fruits and vegetable section?

Since she was on a diet, it was a step in the right direction.

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What is this?

A paradigm.

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What is this person saying?

Shoe fly, don't bother me.

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What should you do if a piece of folded clothing runs away?

Catch it and bring it back into the fold.

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What is a wasp that wants to make honey?

A wannabee.

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