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What is this person doing?

He's scraping the bottom of the barrel.

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What's an inefficient way to kill ants around your shrubs?

Beat around the bush.

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What permission did the poet need to write poetry?

Poetic license.

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How do cows buy things?

Through a cattle-log.

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What do you call a PhD in Mathematics?

An Add Executive.

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What does it take to be a great telemarketer?

Focus. You must be dialed-in.

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Why did the dog bark at the tree?

It was responding to the bark of the tree.

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Why don't people realize when the owner of a flower shop makes fun of them?

They can't see the florist for the tease.

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Where did Joe and his friends go first when they got to the party?

They tried to beat each other to the punch.

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What did the jigsaw puzzle man have trouble with?

He found it hard to pull himself together.

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Why do we regard wine as special?

Because it is from de vine.

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Why was the king nauseous?

Because the people were revolting.

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