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Why did Alan quit his job as a probate attorney?

He didn't like putting on heirs.

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How do we know that a coincidence can be worth money?

The word coincidence begins with the word 'coin'.

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What is a good ad slogan for the Grates metal company?

Get great grates at Grates grates.

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What is the condition called where a person is not allergic to cars?

Auto immune condition.

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What is the difference between a park and a mental institution?

The park has cycle paths.

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What is a line of rabbits putting seeds in the ground called?

A re-seeding hare line.

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After a long winter, how did the tree feel in the spring?

It felt releaved.

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What does a cell phone, a credit card, and a bullfight have it common?

They all involve charging.

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What is it called when you use an Apple computer to cut through loads of information to find what you are looking for?

Mac the knife.

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What is it called when someone gets tired because they are overweight?

Fatigue

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Why should you never scream into one of these?

You'll strain your voice.

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Is it good to tie something with a frayed knot?

I'm afraid not.

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