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What is the most important thing to have when sanding wood?

True grit.

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What happened when shipping containers with materials for making shoes sank?

There were thousands of lost soles.

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How do you add 4 letters to LAUGH and 1 letter to LAUGHTER to completely change their meaning?

OnsLAUGHt and sLAUGHTER.

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Why is being a cloud seeder such an easy job?

They just shoot the breeze all day long.

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What does a penthouse have in common with the lead article in a magazine?

They are both a cover story.

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How was the rabbit rewarded for keeping mice out of the garden?

With an increase in celery.

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What did the man's wife say when he woke up hung over, after a party?

She asked what was "ale"ing him.

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What is happening here?

It's raining cats and dogs.

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Why did Joe use so much weather stripping?

He opposed the draft.

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Why wasn't Tom happy with the fund his broker suggest he buy?

The feeling wasn't mutual.

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Why didn't Jane play hide and seek?

Good players are hard to find.

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What kind of thinking do you need to eat Cracker Jack?

Out of the box thinking.

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