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What do you call flies that are attracted to the smell of thyme?

Thyme flies.

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What type of music do young ladies like best?

Hymns

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Why don't some believe in Evolution?

They think it's monkey business.

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What is a group of pictures of people laughing called?

Laughing stock.

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Why did Bob start a rabbit farm?

He wanted a hare raising experience.

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What do you call a pencil too short to sharpen anymore?

A point of no return.

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Why did people think the silent owl didn't care about things?

Because it didn't give a hoot.

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What begins with a dish and is not honest?

The word dishonest.

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How do you describe a cow that is very particular about the food it eats?

It chooses its cud.

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Why did Beth get so upset when there was only one straw left in the dining room, and someone else took it?

Because that was the last straw!

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What did the children say when given these?

Ooh...goody, goody gumdrops!

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How did workers feel about going out on strike?

They felt the labor pains would give birth to a better situation.

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