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Why did Jill often find it difficult to find her sneakers?

She suspected that it was because they were sneaking around the house.

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Which college shows the most compassion to fire victims?

Aw, burn University

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What do you call someone who is very good at finding things?

Pro found.

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Why did the family chissel their names in the tree in the backyard?

They were making a family tree.

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What did the doctor's wife say when his new practice was slow?

You just need more practice in your new practice, and you need patience for more patients.

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What is a sink filled with dirty dishes called?

Dish-sheveled.

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What did the new doctor say to the retiring doctor whose practice he bought?

Thanks for your patients.

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What is it called when a very small child waves at you?

Micro wave lovin'.

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What do you call someone who is driven crazy by the ticking of a clock?

A luna-tick.

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If a person is comfortable in social situations, what does he have?

Social security.

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Why is the centipede considered one of the strongest of insects?

It takes a while until it is on its last legs.

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During an uprising, what are random groups of armed men called?

Malicious militias.

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