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How did the tycoon ask his architect to design a modest home?

He said, "Don't mansion it".

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Shane Ronay
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Why did Joe work in a pizza shop?

He kneaded the dough.

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Why did the baker always make jokes about bread?

To get a rise out of people.

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Akiva Lane
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How did the vegetarian feel about hotdogs?

They are the wurst!

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Shane Ronay
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My friend says people think that he is egotistical.

I told him not to have his "I" out for them.

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call someone in a doctor's office that is in a hurry to see the doctor.

Im-patient.

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Akiva Lane
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What does a piece of paper and a soda without fizz have in common?

They are both flat.

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Akiva Lane
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What kind of angle has the most confidence?

A right angle.

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Shane Ronay
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What is this optician doing?

He's seeing eye to eye with his patient.

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What did the losing coach say about his opponent after losing by 52 points?

I found them very offensive.

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Yitzchak Berger
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How did Bill feel after he spent time crushing soda cans?

It was soda pressing.

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Yehuda Lane
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What does lettuce say when it rains?

Lettuce grow.

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