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What song does this represent?

Oh say can you see.

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What did pregnant Emily and the library book she was reading have in common?

They were both due in September.

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What happens to unsold bread from the bakery?

It's toast.

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Which internal organ has the most audacity?

The gall bladder.

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How do you describe a mediocre seamstress?

A so-so sew-sew.

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What kind of tea is good for mental health?

Sana Tea.

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What does a person say who lives in a suite of rooms in a hotel?

Home suite home.

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Did you hear about the lawsuit between NBA players and the league?

It was a basket case.

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Why did Debra Smith come up with exactly 1,263 famous idioms?

That's all she wrote.

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What did Jim do when the bully challenged him to a debate?

He just walked away, and didn't take de bait.

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What did Michael Sherlock call the housing development that he built?

Sherlock Homes.

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Which crime is most prevalent at this school?

Assault

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