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What do you call worrying about the complications of losing money in a real estate complex?

A complex complex about a complex.

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How did the toys feel when the a broom swept them off the floor?

They felt swept away, swept off their feet.

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Shane Ronay
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Which doctor is best to oversee your knee surgery?

The Joint Chief of Staff

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Yitzchak Berger
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Why is bread a lot like the sun?

Because it rises in the yeast, and sets in the waist.

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When submarines do naval exercises, what are they called?

Sub routines.

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Why did Bob think this would be a balanced diet?

It was 3 square meals a day.

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What do discount stores and farewell parties have in common?

They have a lot of good buys.

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Yitzchak Berger
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Why did Fred stop being an accountant?

He started hearing invoices.

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Shane Ronay
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What do you call online support for barbers?

Eclips

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What was the result of the vote?

Neighs won.

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Akiva Lane
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While building his porch, why was Arnie looking for something called 'scratch'?

Because he was building it from scratch.

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What did the driver say when she nearly hit a fawn crossing the street?

Oh deer!

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