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What is similar between a teenager with a credit card and a rhinoceros?

They are both dangerous when they are charging.

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Why did the telephone wires want to go to a therapist?

Because they were high strung.

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Why did the barbershop realize it was a mistake to have two barbershop poles?

People thought it was bi-polar.

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What kind of boxes are similar to people who don't like card games?

Card bored.

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What is a policeman called when he's sleeping in bed?

An undercover cop.

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What kind of tea inspires caring for other people?

Humana Tea.

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What two letters indicate 'too much' of something?

XS

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What is a sink filled with dirty dishes called?

Dish-sheveled.

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What is the condition called where a person is not allergic to cars?

Auto immune condition.

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Why are trombone players usually easy going people?

They've learned to let things slide.

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Why are people who used to be perts very smart?

Because they are ex-perts.

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How did Becky feel about hot dogs?

She felt they were the wurst.

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