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What did the large fan say to the girl holding it?

I'm one of your biggest fans.

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What are rides for little cats called?

Kittie rides.

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Why are fast runners good looking?

Because they are dashing.

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How did cell phones get their name?

Because if we're not careful, they can imprison us.

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After Joe's dog Spot ran away, why was his house cleaner?

Because it was Spot-less.

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What fictional character had an open mind?

Frankenstein.

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Why was the hungry secretary like a clock?

At meetings she took minutes, and at meals she took seconds.

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Was Anna a vegetarian?

Actually, she was vague on if she was a vegan.

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Why didn't the king allow anything to be placed over his throne?

He didn't want to think about the phrase 'over throne'?

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How did Mark feel when he used a machine to get rid of his static?

He felt ex-static.

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After being disappointed by the response he got, why did Jim go fishing at lake Excellent?

He was fishing for compliments.

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Why did Martha carry a small rock with her?

To remind her that sometimes life is hard.

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