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How were the untied shoes feeling?

They were fit to be tied.

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What is it called when the letter E moves slowly?

Creep-E.

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Who is in charge of a bicycle factory?

The spokesperson

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Why didn't Janet want to wait in line for 5 hours for tickets to the concert?

She didn't know if she could stand it.

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Why don't some believe in Evolution?

They think it's monkey business.

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What's happening here?

Deliberations in a kangaroo court.

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Where's the best place to shop in order to escape?

A flee market

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Why did Ben find it so easy to sleep?

He could do it with his eyes closed.

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Why was Emily very careful when she made right and left turns with the car?

Because one good turn deserves another.

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What is a cane called that a shepherd uses to get animals to move faster?

A hurry cane.

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Why is an Achilles tendon injury so severe?

They take forever to heel.

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What do you call Billy's ability to tease his younger brother?

Expertise.

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