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What do you call a pig who lost his voice?

Disgruntled

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What is the study of water faucets called?

Spigotry.

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How did Billy react when he got a box of marbles for his birthday.

He thought it was marbleous.

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Why is a sleeping person like a spy?

Because he is under cover.

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At what time did King Arthur's knight complain about a stomach ache?

In the middle of the knight.

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Why couldn't Alan sit in a chair when he worked?

He was a stand-up comedian.

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What's another name for a metronome.

A beat-nik.

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Why did Ben wear double-pane eye glasses?

He wanted to four-see what would happen.

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What do you call a chemical that makes you laugh?

A comical chemical.

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Does the Moot Pencil Company make very sharp pencils?

That's a moot point.

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Why did the cybercriminal stop, and get a real job?

He couldn't hack it.

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Why didn't Joe mind when the wind ripped the roof off his store?

He no longer had any overhead.

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