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How can you help people who are suspicious?

Change the first letter of suspicious from S to A, to make it auspicious.

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Why is a sleeping person like a spy?

Because he is under cover.

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What would you name a story about someone took over a singing group?

To acquire a choir.

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Why did the graffiti artist stop before he was arrested for vandalism?

He read the writing on the wall.

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Why was the football team surprised when their opponents punted the football?

They thought there was no punt intended.

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What name for cigarettes describes the harm they do?

Sick-arettes.

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What seal agrees with everything?

The seal of approval.

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What is a cookie with a PhD called?

A smart cookie.

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How did Sam and Betty describe that they walked on a different path in the woods every day?

Roam wasn't built in a day.

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Why are jellyfish so mean?

Because they're spineless.

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What is something that someone catches, that then causes something else to run?

When a person catches a cold, their nose starts to run.

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Why was Fred confused by forms?

Because he didn't know if he should fill them IN or fill them OUT.

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