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What key does the King use to get into the castle?

The Monarch Key.

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What it is called when California hi-tech companies fool people in a ridiculous way?

Silly Con Valley

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What did Ben say when the tanks came and saved his village during the war?

Tanks.

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After someone stole Bobby's clothes while he was swimming, did he get home without people seeing him?

Yes, but just barely.

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Why did Betty buy a very large plate?

Because she had so many things on her plate.

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What's he doing?

Flying by the seat of his pants.

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Why did Max pick up his glass of wine?

He wanted to lift his spirits.

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Why did Mr. and Mrs. Beaver find it hard to get along?

Because they found each other so dam a-gnawing.

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What happened when Billy's mom shouted 'Wake up!', and he just caught the school bus?

It was a close call.

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What did Frank say when he wanted to tell someone how he felt?

I want to be Frank with you.

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What is going on a boat with friends called?

Friendship.

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What's another way of saying that it seems that I have 4 pears?

It appears that I have a pair of a pair of pears.

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