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What is it called when police do a search without a search warrant?

Un-warranted.

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Akiva Lane
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When do parents feel that they aren't parenting enough?

When - in relation to their kids - they feel only 'parenthetical'.

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Akiva Lane AI
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Why did the plumber do this in response to the judge?

He thought the judge asked for water in the court.

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Akiva Lane
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What do cats sing?

Mew sic.

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What is a party called where everyone is treated equally?

A democratic party.

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What bank manager has a white horse near him?

The loan arranger has his horse Silver.

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Where did Maxine put her nail files?

In the filing cabinet.

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call billiard balls 1, 3, 5, 7, 9, 11, 13, and 15?

Odd balls.

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Shane Ronay
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Which vegetable is best served mashed?

Squash

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Akiva Lane
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How did Sandy describe her doubts about her family's hotel plans?

She had reservations about the reservations.

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Shane Ronay
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How did the "Closed" sign read at the smoke shop?

Close...but no cigar!

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Shane Ronay
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Why did astrophysicist Steven Hawking fail his history class?

It wasn't rocket science.

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