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Where was cheese discovered?

Curd-istan

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Why do people on a roller coaster say 'Weeeeee'?

Because it's more fun when it's done together with others.

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When do you want to be put down?

When making an appointment.

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What relationship involves the law of gravity at the center of the solar system?

The sun-in-law.

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What do animals and coins have in common?

They both have heads and tails.

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Why was it that in the ancient world harps could not be trusted?

Because they were all lyres.

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What does this represent?

Making N's meet.

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When you put chili sauce in the refrigerator in Santiago, what does it become?

Chile chilly chili sauce.

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What did the royals think about their subject's continued protests?

They thought it was revolting.

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Why did Martha become a vegetarian?

She realized what was at steak.

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What does a baseball cap and an overturned boat have in common?

Cap size.

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What do you do when you see waves at a beach?

Wave back.

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