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What do you call someone who drives and flies a car-plane?

An auto-pilot.

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How did Mr. and Mrs. Tern express their appreciation for each other?

One good Tern deserves another.

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What was the judge's response when the defendant asked for the charge to be waived?

The judge did not agree, and instead he waved it.

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What is a nursery for babies called?

A wiggle room.

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What do you call a candy bar that sings rap music?

A candy rapper.

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What do you call it when someone is envious of another person's ability to be as flexible as Jello?

Jello-sy.

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Why was this year's Chili Cook-off cancelled?

Somebody spilled the beans.

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What was Salvador Dali's favorite breakfast?

Surreal

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How did the mouse avoid the mousetrap?

He just squeaked by.

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What meal is happening in Eastern Europe?

Hungary is above Turkey, and next to Turkey is Greece.

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When a man and a woman go on a date, how many kinds of dates are there?

Among others: accomodate, candidate, consolidate, elucidate, update, raindate, validate, inundate, and intimidate.

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What is the message of a clock with wings?

That time flies.

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