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How is are parameter lists similar to farmers?

They can have many fields.

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Why was Mike concerned about the liquids that he drank?

Because after he drank them, they were drunk.

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How do we know that the belt of a Knight during the Middle Ages was black?

It was in the middle of the knight.

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What was Jim's reaction when the other poker player wanted to deal the cards?

Well, it's not ideal.

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What do you have when you remove the red lines?

love

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How did light bulbs get their name?

They are not heavy.

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What did the pan say when it was covered with aluminum foil?

Foiled again!

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What does Sudafed mean?

Bringing litigation against a government official.

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Why did the politician like to winnow grain on the farm?

He liked how it is spelled: win now.

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Where do mathematicians go on vacation?

Times Square

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Why was the baker upset with the loaves of bread?

Because they were loafing around too much.

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Why was the singer embarrassed to go on stage and perform?

Because he was a little horse, and he had a frog in his throat.

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