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Why is it that lions get more food than tigers, leopards, and jaguars?

They always get the lion's share

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How did Lisa feel when she found that someone had pressed all the buttons in the elevator?

She found it depressing.

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What is the shine of a gold ring called?

Its ring tone.

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Miriam Lane
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What law is involved with marriage and family?

The Law of Relativity.

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What is a loud group of boys playing called?

Boisterous.

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What is the difference between an accountant and a psychologist?

An accountant deals with invoices, and a psychologist deals with inner voices.

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What happened when a tree doctor put the bark of an oak tree on a maple tree?

It didn't work, because he was barking up the wrong tree.

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What do you call a veterinarian that used to be in the army?

A vet vet.

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Why was the cow afraid?

It was a cow-ard.

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How did Mark feel when he used a machine to get rid of his static?

He felt ex-static.

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Where does superman shop for food?

The supermarket.

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What is happening here?

Eve is giving Adam an Apple iPhone.

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