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Why did Alan give pennies to people in the street?

He felt the people would benefit by common cents.

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Akiva Lane
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What has one eye, no mouth, and everyone agrees that it always makes a good point.

A needle.

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Akiva Lane
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What is the difference between an elephant and a car?

One has the trunk in the front, and the other has the trunk in the back.

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call a tile that can do many things?

Versa tile.

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Akiva Lane
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When did the mother of a newborn boy wake up?

At son rise.

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Akiva Lane
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Why doesn't Clark Kent become Superman anymore?

He can't find a telephone booth.

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Shane Ronay
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Where does a lot of violent activity take place?

In youth hostiles

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Shane Ronay
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What is happening here?

He's checking his bill for web service.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Joe find it hard to get a date?

Because his attitudes were dated.

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Akiva Lane
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What is up and down at the same time?

When you go to sleep drunk, and feel down when you wake up with a hangover.

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Akiva Lane
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What is this a picture of?

Air Bee and Bee

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Akiva Lane
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When someone says something outrageous to you, why is it important to speak up?

Because otherwise it becomes in-rageous

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