Pictures:

What did the English actor say when asked if this image could be in England?

Yes, that's my queue.

1473

What is the ability of having nerves of steel called?

Nerve-ana.

682

What is a gym called filled with people who want to lose weight?

A waist land.

71

Why did Marsha make a knot in the shape of the letter Y?

She figured 'Why not'?

2589

How did the asphalt worker react to his foot being run over by a steam roller?

He was quite impressed.

582

Where do uncles find their wives?

An aunt farm

1462

What jail do bad jokes go to?

The pun-itentiary.

2403

A paradigm.

2695

Why should a person not use black envelopes?

People mind think it's black mail.

2406

What is similar between getting off drugs and the day after Thanksgiving?

Cold turkey.

1724

How are banks like trees?

They both have branches.

2052

What kind of static is very happy?

Ecstatic.

1630