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What is a light bulb filled with dirt called?

Not a light bulb, but a heavy bulb.

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Yitzchak Berger
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What can you say about a book describing the Basement Museum?

It's a best celler.

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Shane Ronay
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How did the winner prevail in this competition?

He was on a roll

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Akiva Lane
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When it comes to understanding things, what is the most important letter in the alphabet?

Y

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Akiva Lane
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What did the seamstress say when she couldn't fix a hole in a sweater?

Oh darn it!

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Dovid Lane
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What is an expert commentator about puns?

A pundit.

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Akiva Lane
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What is a good name for a car repair shop, that takes care of cars like a mother cares for children?

Good Car Ma

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Akiva Lane
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How did Patty feel about her wonderful female cat?

She was purr-fect.

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Akiva Lane
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Why was the farm worker disappointed?

He thought he was promised a good salary, but they gave him a good celery.

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Akiva Lane
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What vegetable jumps into the deep end of the pool?

The endive.

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Akiva Lane
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What are rides for little cats called?

Kittie rides.

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Shane Ronay
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Who is Darth Vader's wife?

Her name is Ellie Vader - she really uplifts him.

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