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What did Marty say when he was saved by a lifeguard named Sam Bell?

"I was saved by the Bell".

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How did the elder people like the larger playing cards?

For them it was a big deal.

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Why did the bear not want to wear shoes?

It couldn't bear not having bare feet.

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Why did Betty watch the weeds grow in the vacant lot?

Because she enjoyed it as the plot thickened.

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What did the man say when he no longer needed to wear glasses?

Bye, focals!

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What do you call a broken can opener?

A can't opener.

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What is the motto of the National Lactose Intolerance Association?

No Whey!

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What is the person called who cleans the white board every day?

Chairman of the board.

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What kind of running results in having less of something?

Running out of something.

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How to people from this country justify where they were born?

They must Peruv it.

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How do you describe someone who pretends to eat something?

He's ingesting in jest.

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How did Lisa feel when she found that someone had pressed all the buttons in the elevator?

She found it depressing.

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