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Why was Kay confused?

Because she didn't know if people were saying OK, or Oh! Kay!

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What kind of carrots are worth their weight in gold?

24 karats.

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What invention lets you look through a wall?

A window.

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What is the condition called where a person is not allergic to cars?

Auto immune condition.

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What happened to the college when it didn't want to give its teachers a raise in salary?

It lost its faculties.

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How did the writer feel when her books were no longer cited?

She felt out of cite.

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What is special about an erasable whiteboard?

Its remarkable.

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What would the Eiffel Tower be called if it fell down?

The I Fell Tower

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Why is Ilan Musk very interested in learning about people who live in marshes?

Because they are marshans.

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Why did the light switch feel ambivalent about the people in the house?

Sometimes it felt turned off.

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What is the realization that all life begins as a fertilized egg?

It's egg-sistential.

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What is a prosecutor that doesn't respect defendants rights called?

A persecutor.

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