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What's the best way to get people to listen to you?

Create a heeded discussion.

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Shane Ronay
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How does one refer to the hallways at mental institutions?

Psycho paths.

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Akiva Lane
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What was the motto of the company that made horror movies?

We've only begun to fright.

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Yehuda Lane
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What do cows each for brunch?

Grass, just like for all their other meals.

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Why didn't the king allow anything to be placed over his throne?

He didn't want to think about the phrase 'over throne'?

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What can we say about the liberty bell?

It IS what it is cracked up to be.

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Moshe Sherizen
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What 5 letter word becomes shorter when you add 2 letters to it?

The word 'short'.

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Akiva Lane
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What did Zelensky say to Putin when Russia invaded the Ukraine?

Don't rush in.

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Akiva Lane AI
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What did Jimmy say when he couldn't go out to play because it was raining?

When it rains, it bores.

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What was the problem with the rebellious beaver?

He didn't give a dam.

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What is a plant growing out of an egg called?

An egg plant.

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What happened to the lawyer who spent too much time drinking at the bar?

He was dis-barred.

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