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Why did the general not want to look down at his boots?

He wanted to avoid de feet.

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Why did the CEO have all the corporate planes painted red?

He didn't want them to be too plane.

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Why did the bakery shoot their cake up in a rocket ship?

They want to say their cake is out-of-this-world.

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What do you call someone who takes dents out of cars?

A dentist.

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What animal got kicked out of school?

The cheetah.

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What invention lets you look through a wall?

A window.

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What was the name of Joe's band, and which instrument did he play?

Band Joe.

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How did the winner prevail in this competition?

He was on a roll

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Why did Liz putting a wedding song as her phone's ring tone?

She wanted a wedding ring.

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Why did Max keep a safe in his house?

Everyone was telling him 'Keep safe'.

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Why was the girl so upset to have to repeat her class?

She felt degraded.

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What was it called when Pierre welcomed and praised his guests over a glass of wine?

French toast.

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