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What do you call a camel that acts?

A drama-dary.

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What was the result of Joe not having enough self-control with eating?

He found that it was a big waist.

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Why was Mike concerned about the liquids that he drank?

Because after he drank them, they were drunk.

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What's a good career path for those with wit and a command over language?

A pundit.

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Why are lawyers happy?

Because they're always dealing with parties.

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What was it called when Grace tossed a pea pod to someone she wanted to stop arguing with?

A pod cast to start a peas process.

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What are examples of types of bread in a bakery called?

Roll models.

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When the brother didn't treat his sister nicely, what was the result?

It caused a cry sis.

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What does a liquor store have in common with a crowded highway?

They both have bottlenecks.

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If you formed some herbs into a small submarine, what would be the result?

A suburb.

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What is the proper way to greet the Dalai Lama?

Hello Dalai!

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What do you call and aunt that doesn't like people?

Aunt Tipathy

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