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What are mens' favorite legume?

Chick peas

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What does an art school and a bedroom dresser have in common?

They both have drawers.

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Why is it difficult to be brave in the North Pole?

There's a tendency to get cold feet.

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Why did Ed swim to the very bottom of his swimming pool?

He had a problem with the pool, and he wanted to get to the bottom of it.

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What type of tree is this?

A palm tree.

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What room grows on a dead tree?

A mushroom.

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What do you call it when the mother and midwife work hard together to give birth to a baby?

A labor union.

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What does a smart person have in common with a school principal?

They are both in charge of their faculties.

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What is the best month to buy and sell jewelry?

Jewel-eye.

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What is this?

A swimming pool table.

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What is the motto of someone who eats just a little too much?

Eat, drink, and be merry, for tomorrow we diet.

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How did the writer feel when his books were no longer cited?

He felt ex-cited.

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