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How did Bill feel when he was preparing his taxes?

He felt the taxes were attacks.

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What's the combination of a man and a lima bean?

A human bean.

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What do you say to a dog when you give it a bone to chew on?

Bone appetit.

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Why didn't Beverly believe anything written on the humidifier?

Because it was full of hot air.

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What did Goldie Jones call her lock company?

Goldie Locks.

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What do you call relatives who are sleeping?

Nap kins.

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Which type of beer takes longer to make than other beers?

Lager

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Why did people find this very alarming?

They thought it was egg stream.

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What do you call a closet filled with bottles of water?

A water closet.

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If a leader doesn't have a clear inspiring vision, what is the result?

Di-vision.

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What do you call Billy's ability to tease his younger brother?

Expertise.

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How did the inventor of the Jack-In-The-Box come up with invention?

He used out-of-the-box thinking.

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