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What do sales people do when they make big sales?

They have a sell-abration.

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Will the door squeak when it's opened and closed?

That hinges on whether it is oiled.

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What is a movie with singing and dancing cows called?

A moo-sical.

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Why did the gardener see a dermotologist?

Because of his green thumb.

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What do you do when your electrical system short-circuits?

Re-fuse to make it work.

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Why was Timmy destined to become a tennis pro?

He raised a racket since he was young.

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How can we know when someone is ready for dating?

When their dating resume is UP TO DATE!

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What continent is named after ants?

Antartica.

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To measure the size of a bagel, how much of the bagel do you include?

You include the whole.

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What is a room that has mold called?

A mush room.

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What vitamin comes from the ocean?

Vitamin Sea.

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Why is wine part of religious ceremonies?

Because it's De' vine.

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