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What are some things a person can do if they are stuck thinking about the past?

The can buy 'presents' for other people, or go to a river and look at the 'current'.

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Which horse did the cowboy only ride after dark?

A night mare

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What happened when farmer Brown taught his seeds to be concerned about the poor.

The pro seeds went to charity.

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What kind of key lives in the jungle?

A monkey.

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How to people from this country justify where they were born?

They must Peruv it.

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Was Anna a vegetarian?

Actually, she was vague on if she was a vegan.

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What kind of injury does one have be careful about on Halloween?

Getting a boo boo.

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How do we know that the water in back of a boat is not asleep?

Because it's a wake.

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What do you call a mine that might be silver and might be gold?

Either ore.

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What are US Treasury Bonds called that move around a lot?

Vaga-Bonds.

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What do you say to a dog when you give it a bone to chew on?

Bone appetit.

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Why do we regard wine as special?

Because it is from de vine.

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