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Why did the shepherd find the sheep so heavy?

Wherever he would lead them, they were lead.

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What is teaching a computerized train using AI called?

Training.

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What is someone who can keep a secret called?

A secretary.

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How did Bill feel after he spent time crushing soda cans?

It was soda pressing.

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What did Bill say when Max wanted to kill a bug that landed on Bill's watch?

You're not going to do that on my watch.

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What electronic device is named after an American insect?

USB

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What does this represent?

Too much of a good thing.

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What did the table cloth say to the table?

Don't be concerned, I've got you covered.

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How is a donkey being pulled similar to Mickey Mantle?

They are both yank-ees.

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What do you call a PhD in Mathematics?

An Add Executive.

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What did the plate say to the food?

The meal is on me.

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What happened when Bob tried hitting a baseball when it was foggy?

He always mist.

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