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What are the simplest 2 letters of the alphabet?

EZ

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What kind of money can't be understood?

Non cents.

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How do we know that the amount of seeds in a pear is an even number?

They come in pears.

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How are the prices at the new Italian restaurant?

They cost a pretty penne.

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What do transport companies and movies have in common?

They both have trailers.

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Why couldn't serfs get ahead during the Middle Ages?

Life was feudal.

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How did the small piece of wood feel when there was nothing to do?

It was a little board.

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How can you identify a Dogwood tree?

By its bark.

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What do you call a trumpet made from a shoe?

A shoe horn

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What is one level below first class?

Kindergarten.

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Are these seagulls?

No, they're stool pigeons.

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Where is the best place to find shipping pallets?

"Skid" row

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