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What 3 letters are very exciting?

XTC

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What is a dog called that swims back and forth in a pool?

A lap dog.

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How did Alice feel when the point of her pencil often broke?

She thought, 'What's the point of using pencils? I'll use pens instead.'

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Why couldn't serfs get ahead during the Middle Ages?

Life was feudal.

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How did Bill feel after a hard day's work, turning off the light and going to bed?

He was delighted.

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What vegetables were on strike?

The onions, because they were onion-ized.

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What do you call a house where you go to become more aware?

A warehouse.

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What is one level below first class?

Kindergarten.

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What is moistening meat based on?

The meat.

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Why do female sheep often have an identity crisis?

Because they think, "I am a ewe".

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Who made outdoor tables and chairs popular in Dublin?

Paddy O'Furniture

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What did Maxine do when she lost her job?

She wrote a resume in order to resume working.

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