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What is it called when someone surfs on top of a fishing net?

Surfing the net.

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What was Betty's reaction when the glass jar fell and broke?

She found it jarring.

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How did Arnold react when he got the job as conductor of the orchestra?

It was music to his ears.

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What is something before it was redundant?

Dundant.

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Why did Marsha like to read on the steps of the NY Public Library?

She believed that for meaning, you have to read between the lions.

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A field of hole wheat.

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Why did this make Mike confused?

He didn't know if it was a scissors or a pair of scissors.

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What do you call a group of crying babies?

A whinery.

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Why do you have to be very careful after drinking water?

Because after you drink it, it's drunk.

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Why did Sam wear waterproof shoes to work?

It was a new job, and he was getting his feet wet.

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What is a group of pictures of people laughing called?

Laughing stock.

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What is someone called who cleans vacuum cleaners?

A vacuum cleaner.

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