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What is the person on the right doing?

He's using a needle to needlessly needle someone who doesn't need it.

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What happened to the lawyer who spent too much time drinking at the bar?

He was dis-barred.

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What can you say about the courtroom of Judge Alan Fier?

Each of his trials was a trial by Fier.

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Which industry helps news broadcast companies remain profitable?

Radiology

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What is a rabbit's favorite music?

Hip hop.

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How did this person respond when asked how they're doing?

Doing well, thank you.

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Why did the judge put the man in jail for stealing from the bakery?

Evidence showed he really took the cake.

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Why were socks sold in a plastic case that looked like a pear?

It was a pear of socks.

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What kind of suit do you go into the water wearing?

A bathing suit.

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Is there anything absolute about families?

It's all relative.

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What kind of tea seems to last forever?

Eterni-tea.

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How did the teacher feel when he realized that no one was paying attention to him?

He felt like he was the chairman of the bored.

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