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What is a person called who knows a lot about eggs?

An eggs-pert.

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How is your mother's annoying baby sister similar to a city in Western Europe?

They're both aunt twerps.

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How do you describe someone in the Middle ages throwing his wig in the air when he inherited money?

The heir threw his hair in the air, and he flipped his wig.

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Why wasn't Tom happy with the fund his broker suggest he buy?

The feeling wasn't mutual.

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Why did Beth wonder if her husband had any thoughts in his head?

Because so often she felt that he acted in a way that was thoughtless.

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What did Bill say when he brought his bike to the bike store to have the brakes fixed?

Give me a break!

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What kind of headlines do people not like to see?

The ones in their forehead, because it indicates worry and tension.

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What is a program called that tries to convince people to become doctors?

Indoctorinzation.

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What did the cosmetics company do when customers complained about some impure ingredients?

They wanted to make up with the customers about the make up of the makeup.

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What is a wasp that wants to make honey?

A wannabee.

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What are chicken wings that originated in Buffalo New York called?

Buffalo wings.

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What did the man say after a meteor destroyed his house?

This really hit home.

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