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What is a break in a wall that is very smart?

A wisecrack.

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Why were Adam and Eve punished when they ate from the tree of knowledge?

They were told it was a no know.

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Why did the prisoner try to break out of jail?

He figured that after all that jail time, he needed a break.

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How did Bill's hitch-hiking trip go when nobody gave him a ride?

It went without a hitch.

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Why did Joe go to the paint store to lose weight?

He went to get thinner.

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How do you describe an exciting job in advertising?

It's an ad-venture.

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What does a person say who lives in a suite of rooms in a hotel?

Home suite home.

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What happened when the computer team's regression tests failed?

Things regressed.

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What was the plastic's response when the steel suggested that they get together?

I'm flexible.

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What is a father called who is an expert at doing things?

A doo dad.

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If you can get 100 somethings for a penny today, how sure can you be that this will be the price tomorrow?

One hundred per cent.

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How did Jeff feel when he lost the speech that he was going to give in an hour?

He was speechless.

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