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What 2 letters do you use when talking to someone else about themselves?

UR

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What do you call a veterinarian that used to be in the army?

A vet vet.

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Why did Bill throw a stone out of the car window whenever he made a turn?

He didn't want to leave any turn un-stoned.

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road?

Because it was chicken.

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What kind of key can make you drunk?

Whiskey.

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What do you call bees who don't answer you directly?

Cagey bees.

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How did the young lady feel when her date was rude?

She felt dis-missed.

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Why should we be careful about illusions?

Because it begins with the word 'ill'.

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What did Frank say when he wanted to tell someone how he felt?

I want to be Frank with you.

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If you can get 100 somethings for a penny today, how sure can you be that this will be the price tomorrow?

One hundred per cent.

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How was a comedian asked to perform at the Orthopedist's Convention?

Please...humerus.

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What animal is like an ant that gets married without a wedding?

Antelope.

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