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After being disappointed by the response he got, why did Jim go fishing at lake Excellent?

He was fishing for compliments.

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Why did the farmer feel uncomfortable in the wheat field at night?

He felt like he was being stalked.

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What is meat that falls on the floor called?

Ground meat.

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What can you say about an old couch that was fixed?

It was in bad shape, but now it's recovered.

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What does the Constitution have in common with balancing a checkbook?

Checks and balances.

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What did Barry say when he saw his neighbor put a muzzle on his dangerous dog?

Muzzle Tov!

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Why did the bartender put rolls on the bar next to the drinks?

His motto was 'Roll with the punches'.

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Why can't you trust atoms?

Because they make up everything.

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What kind of money can't be understood?

Non cents.

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What does getting up in the morning have to do with Newton's laws of motion?

A body at rest tends to stay at rest.

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Why did the plumber do this in response to the judge?

He thought the judge asked for water in the court.

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Why is this inspiring?

It says 'Eye can!'

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