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What do you say to a friend who is trying to uproot a tree

I'm rooting for you.

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What is a bathroom called that has no bath?

A bathroom.

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What is exercizing at home called?

The home stretch.

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Why should you never scream into one of these?

You'll strain your voice.

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What's a good name for this bicycle truck that sells ices?

Wheely Cool.

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Why didn't Max like racketball?

He thought that people who played it were off the wall.

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Why did Amanda move slowly on days that she didn't eat in order to lose weight?

She moved slowly on fast days.

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If the animals on Noah's ark could play musical instruments, what would it be called?

An arkestra.

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What was the message on the chiropractor's answering machine?

We'll get BACK to you.

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What is the healthiest kind of table?

A vege-table.

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After a long winter, how did the tree feel in the spring?

It felt releaved.

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How did Martha react when she saw that her bank account went from minus to plus?

She saw it as a good sign.

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