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What is an aunt that is a great cook called?

Aunty Pasto.

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What can you say about the person who founded Kelloggs?

He was a cereal entrepreneur.

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What do you call a pig who lost his voice?

Disgruntled

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What should you avoid pressing when near a cliff?

The press-ipice.

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What is it called if someone rebels against the trees?

Tree-son.

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Why did Beth get so upset when there was only one straw left in the dining room, and someone else took it?

Because that was the last straw!

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What do you call birds who go to a house of worship?

Birds of pray.

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What party did they have in the basement flea-market?

A cellar seller cele-bration.

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Why do some of these specific instruments look different from the others?

They're members of the opposite sax.

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Why is sitting sometimes difficult?

You have to sit down and sit up at the same time.

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When a man and a woman go on a date, how many kinds of dates are there?

Among others: accomodate, candidate, consolidate, elucidate, update, raindate, validate, inundate, and intimidate.

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How did Alice feel when the point of her pencil often broke?

She thought, 'What's the point of using pencils? I'll use pens instead.'

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