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What do you call a nurse that got caught in the rain without an umbrella?

A wet nurse.

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What happened when the paint Jerry took spilled on his hands?

He was caught red handed.

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What factors have helped Amazon retain repeat business?

Free Shipping and Auto-Ordering are two Prime examples.

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What is similar between certain blood types and a spelling error?

One is a type-O, and the other is a typo.

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What is something written about the North Pole called?

An Artic-le.

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Yisro Whale

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How did Bob feel about his lawyer challenging the judge's decision about his slipping on a banana?

He found it appealing that his lawyer was appealing the peel appeal.

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What kind of key can make you drunk?

Whiskey.

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What do baseball players do if they feel bad they didn't win the Pennant race?

They do Pennants Penance.

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Why wasn't the company making money?

Its strategy made no cents.

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What did the surgeon say when the patient asked if he could administer his own anesthesia?

Sure, knock yourself out.

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What does lettuce say when it rains?

Lettuce grow.

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