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Why did men find it difficult to understand what Abigail Terious was all out?

She was Miss-terious.

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How did the horses feel when they were moved to a different stable?

They felt destabilized

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What was it like during the thunderstorm on the camping trip?

It was intense in the tents.

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Why is Joe doing this?

He was told it was important to push the envelope.

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What was Sylvia's reaction to the box of cookies falling on the floor?

That's the way the cookie crumbles.

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Why did the dermatologist find a new job?

He was getting rash with his patients

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Why are people who used to be perts very smart?

Because they are ex-perts.

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What can have both a good and bad result?

Pennies from Heaven

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What do luggage stores, elephants, cars, and trees have in common?

They all have trunks.

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What is a cold part of South America?

Chile.

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What does a lawyer and someone who gave up liquor have it common?

They both passed the bar.

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What's good about having a one-track mind?

You don't easily go off the rails.

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