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What did the math teacher try to convey to her class?

Everything has its pluses and minuses.

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When Jim went to the seashore at dawn, how did he feel when the early morning mist cleared?

He had liked being in the midst of the mist, and he missed the mist.

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What piece of clothing is named after the neck of a reptile?

Turtle neck sweater.

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What is the opposite of an 'out voice', and what must be done with it?

An invoice, and it must be paid.

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Moshe Sherizen
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Why is it hard to organize a professional hide-and-seek tournament?

Good players are hard to find.

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How did Arnold feel about his budget?

He wants to budge it.

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What bird should learn better manners in terms of how to treat others?

The mockingbird.

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If the second hand on a clock measures seconds, what does the first hand measure?

Either minutes or hours, but we're not sure.

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Miriam Lane
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What law is involved with marriage and family?

The Law of Relativity.

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What can you take, and still leave things where they are?

Take a walk, take a nap, take a look, take a break, take a picture, and take a shower.

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Shane Ronay
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Who made outdoor tables and chairs popular in Dublin?

Paddy O'Furniture

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Yitzchak Berger
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What happens when a person sleeps on old magazines?

He has back issues.

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