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What is true about most of the of fish in Paris?

They are in Seine

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How did Billy feel when he blew out the candles on his birthday cake?

He was delighted.

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What does this picture represent?

Mind over matter.

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What ring weight absolutely nothing?

The ring tone of a phone.

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What sauce can you use if you're behind in a race?

Ketchup.

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What do Siamese twins say to each other before dinner?

Would you like to join me before dinner?

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What's an attitude in life that can make things harder?

Taking things for granite.

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What do you call a crockpot that is broken?

A crackpot.

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What is a noun that makes money?

A pro noun.

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Why was Jim happy that after dieting he fit into his old clothes?

He knew that when it comes to dieting, it's survival of the fit-est.

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Why was the king nauseous?

Because the people were revolting.

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How are kangaroos and rabbits different than other animals?

They are the most hoppy.

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