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Why did the town call itself Vincible?

Because they knew that people want to be in Vincible.

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What is a combination of a pig and a pine tree?

A porcupine.

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What fruit can't get married quickly?

Cantaloupe.

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Why was the conductor proud of the orchestra he started?

He was very instrumental in its formation.

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How do you distinguish between a numerator and denominator?

There's a fine line between the two.

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What water do athletes drink when they use the trampoline?

Spring water.

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During negotiations, why did one side suggest that they continue at the local diner?

They wanted to make a counter offer.

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What happened when Joe tripped on his neighbor's exposed sewer?

He wanted to sue her.

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Why did Jon quit his job at the marble quarry?

He was always between a rock and a hard place.

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What can a person do terribly that is really good?

To miss someone terribly.

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What is this man's position at the company?

Chairman of the Bored

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What is the heaviest soup?

One Ton soup.

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