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If the rule is "I before E except after C", why is the word Weird different?

Because the word is Weird.

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What did the jigsaw puzzle man have trouble with?

He found it hard to pull himself together.

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Why are there so many types of Asian cuisine?

For different woks of life.

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What is someone called who is an expert at getting goo off of clothes?

A goo ru.

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What's this?

A son of a gun.

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How is party different than a toy?

When a party winds up it ends, and when a toy winds up it starts.

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Why did the light bulb have emotional problems?

Because it was turned off.

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What is someone called who lies about how much he eats?

Dish-onest.

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Why didn't Pharaoh believe anything Moses said?

It was in a State of de Nile.

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What are groups called that claim they know all the facts?

Factions.

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Why did the man stop returning to the buffet?

He was fed up.

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Why did Jim and Beth take one evening a week from their family life to eat dates?

Because that was their date night.

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