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What is a musical band of orca whales called?

An orca stra.

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Why were the angels that were getting married so happy?

It was a marriage made in heaven.

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What is a very good thing about Switzerland?

Their flag is a big plus.

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What is it called when police do a search without a search warrant?

Un-warranted.

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When it comes to understanding things, what is the most important letter in the alphabet?

Y

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Why did Ben drink Maxwell House coffee before he went parachute jumping?

He wanted to be good to the last drop.

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Why don't matadors take bulls seriously?

Because they know that they are full of bull.

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How did the teacher feel about the dry-erase white board.

He thought it was remarkable.

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Why is a mind like a parachute?

It only works when it is open.

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Why is it important to review a subject before taking a test?

Because then what you knew is re-knewed.

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What do carbon atoms do before they get married?

Carbon dating.

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Why do some people choose to do mixed martial arts?

Just for kicks.

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