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What is it called when a car has a good mother?

Good car ma.

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Why was the optician embarrassed the morning after the party?

He'd made a spectacle of himself.

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What do you call a hippopotamus with long hair?

A hippie potamus.

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What it it called how a dog laps up water after winning a race?

Victory laps.

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Why is there a lack of neurologists?

Few have the nerve.

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Why did Barry wear an oxygen mask when he saw a beautiful sunset?

Because it took his breath away.

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What was the flying elephant concerned about?

Of becoming air elephant.

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What is a nickname for pharmacists?

Pharmers.

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Why did Alan make sure his deck wasn't empty when he played with his kids?

He wanted to make sure he was playing with a full deck.

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Why do courthouses attract the most audiophiles?

Because of the "hearings".

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How did the ferris wheel owner feel about having almost no customers?

He felt like he was just spinning his wheels.

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What happens when King Charles gets a toothache?

It's a royal pain.

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