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What is ironic about Greenland and Iceland?

Greenland is mainly ice, and Iceland is mainly green.

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What is the owner of the chair store called?

The chairman.

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Where can one fall?

One can fall asleep, fall in love, fall down, fall ill, and fall into a trap.

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What did the miner say when he discovered gold?

It's mine!

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What is an insect that hums?

Humbug.

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What do people wear when going out to battle?

A war drobe.

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Why did the runner not tie his sneakers?

Because he wanted to win, and not be tied.

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When Arnie said that he preferred to learn accordion rather than piano, what were his parents reaction?

They changed his music teacher accordingly.

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What is a wasp that wants to make honey?

A wannabee.

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Does before come after after, and does after come before before?

Alphabetically yes.

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Why don't vegetarian's fight with each other?

Because they don't want to have a beef with each other.

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Why was the runner a good executive?

He was good at cutting through red tape.

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