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When Mark heard his friend say 'I saw her in this dress', why did he get alarmed?

He thought he said, 'I saw her in distress'.

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What did the people on the ship say when they saw Jack the pirate boarding their ship?

Hijack.

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Yitzchak Berger
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How did Bill feel after he spent time crushing soda cans?

It was soda pressing.

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Why did Edith insist on drinking tea out of her own cup?

Any other way was not her cup of tea.

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Yehuda Lane
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Why do mice like being photographed?

They like it when the photographer says, 'Say cheese'.

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What is similar between IDIOM and IDIOT

Both have 5 letters, begin with IDI, and are hard to understand.

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How did the inventor of the Jack-In-The-Box come up with invention?

He used out-of-the-box thinking.

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Why did the husband and wife put their hands in the sink together when they wanted to communicate?

It helped them be in-sink with each other.

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What did the hotdog say to his friend the apple?

I want to be frank with you.

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Akiva Lane
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Why don't elephants get upset very often?

They have thick skin.

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Shane Ronay
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Why did John think he had Type O blood, when he really had Type A?

His birth records had a Type O.

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What did Joe do with his leg cast after his leg was fully healed?

He cast it away.

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