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How did the tycoon ask his architect to design a modest home?

He said, "Don't mansion it".

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Akiva Lane
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How do we always know who a child's mother is?

When she is pregnant and gives birth, it's apparent.

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Shane Ronay
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Why is rationalizing worse than we think?

It uses rational lies.

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Akiva Lane AI
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What is happening to this car?

It's being toad.

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Shane Ronay
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How did the Mexican "Uno Dos" bandits get their name?

They'd leave without a "tres".

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Akiva Lane
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What is the richest perfume.

Musk.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Martha love walking on the boardwalk?

She never had a bored walk on the boardwalk.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Joe stop stealing, get a job with a salary?

He found that crime does not pay.

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Akiva Lane AI
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What are these people doing?

They're getting on board.

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Shane Ronay
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What diagnosis caused the man to break his leg by being too anxious?

A stress fracture

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Shane Ronay
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Where does one go to purchase unmovable objects?

A stationery store

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Akiva Lane
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How did Emma feel when she unexpectedly married a great guy?

It was a Sir Prize surprise.

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