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What kind of horse has sore muscles?

Charlie horse.

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Which industry helps news broadcast companies remain profitable?

Radiology

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What is one advantage of being indecisive?

Having the benefit of the doubt.

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Where did Don keep all his money, and why?

In his vest pocket, because his father told him it was important to invest.

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Why did the caveman knock rocks together?

To make rock music.

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Why did the thief who wanted to repent always do things very quickly?

He didn't want to hold people up.

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Where did the army put their best soldiers?

On the front lions.

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Why should we be careful about illusions?

Because it begins with the word 'ill'.

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What is Fidel Castro saying?

Have a Havana banana with a bandana in my banana republic.

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What is an intricate fear of clusters of buildings called?

A complex complex complex.

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When Sir Edmund Hillary climbed Mount Everest in 1953, how did he feel?

He felt on top of the world.

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What happened when Brenda yelled into a colander?

She strained her voice.

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