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Why did the owner of the factory close the factory when the workers went on strike a third time?

He said 3 strikes and we're out.

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What sauce can you use if you're behind in a race?

Ketchup.

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How do some people react when seeing a bee colony this large?

Thjey get the hives

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Why did the chiropractor avoid doing anything too experimental with his patients?

He was concerned it might backfire.

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What is a coat with only sleeves called?

A coat of arms.

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What is the proper way to greet the Dalai Lama?

Hello Dalai!

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Why is the last part of a meal called dessert?

That's when people desert their diet.

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What is something that someone catches, that then causes something else to run?

When a person catches a cold, their nose starts to run.

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What occurs when the amount of garbage exceeds space in the trash can?

It is beyond the pail.

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What's an inefficient way to kill ants around your shrubs?

Beat around the bush.

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What do forests and clocks have in common?

Ticks.

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If you take a pleated skirt, and take the pleats out, what does it become?

Depleted.

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