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What is a nursery for babies called?

A wiggle room.

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When do you want to be put down?

When making an appointment.

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Why are people who used to be perts very smart?

Because they are ex-perts.

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What is blue and smells like red paint?

Blue paint.

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How did the new photographer's business double in no time?

Increased exposure.

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How did Mr. and Mrs. Tern express their appreciation for each other?

One good Tern deserves another.

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What do you call noodles that are very fresh?

New-dles

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It has to do with the price of tea in China.

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Why did the CEO buy sailboats for the company?

He wanted to increase sails.

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What do people say when they think something you said is not funny?

Very funny.

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What is the study of the family history of Genies called?

Genie-ology.

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Which U.S. Army battalion drives up to and then crawls under barbed-wire fences?

Jeepers Creepers

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