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Which fruit cannot be consumed as a single entity?

A pair

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Why didn't Andy drink the cup of tea that was left in the restaurant?

Because it wasn't his cup of tea.

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What's the opposite of a Thanksgiving turkey?

A spring chicken.

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What do mermaids use to wash their fins?

Tide

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What do you call ticks that live in a parrot's feathers?

Polly ticks.

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Which hospital uses high-fat condiments to cure diseases?

The Mayo Clinic

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Where are ings located?

In Ing-land.

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What do you call an alligator who is a detective?

An investigator.

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How did Cindy feel about programs that weren't testable?

She felt they were detestable.

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Was Bill's love of bread a factor in his becoming a baker?

Yes, it played a big roll, and he wanted to make a lot of bread.

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What kind of tea is good for mental health?

Sana Tea.

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Why did Milton Berle say he is going to stop turning around?

Because every time he turns around, another year goes by.

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