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Is this letter waiting for anything?

No, it's ready.

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What water do athletes drink when they use the trampoline?

Spring water.

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What is the letter O called when it acts strange?

A weirdo.

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What did Bill say when he brought his bike to the bike store to have the brakes fixed?

Give me a break!

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How did Jim express that he wasn't against learning poetry?

I'm not averse to learning a verse.

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What do you call someone who is very good at finding things?

Pro found.

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How did Arnold like kick-boxing?

He got a kick out of it.

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Why did the kleptomaniac go to the doctor?

He wanted to know what he could take for his condition.

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What type of music do young ladies like best?

Hymns

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What did the seal with the broken arm say to the shark?

Do not consume when seal is broken.

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What begins and ends with E but has only one letter?

Envelope.

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What can you take when you are dirty?

You can take a shower or you can take a bath.

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