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Is it legal to laugh loudly in Hawaii?

No, it must be kept to a low "Ha".

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What kind of boxes are similar to people who don't like card games?

Card bored.

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What is it called when carpets are dropped out of planes?

Carpet bombing.

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What do you call a large party where matzah is served?

A matzah ball.

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What gift does the soccer player not like to receive?

He doesn't like ties, he prefers to get victories.

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What did the mid-wife say to the woman giving birth?

Grin and bear it.

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Why was Bob always looking down at his wife's high heel shoes?

Because he was head over heels over her.

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What do garbanzo beans have in common with a sedative for chickens?

Chick peace.

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What 2 letters do you say when you realize something?

I C

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Why is it good to limit the amount of news you ingest every day?

It's not a coincidence that it's called De Press.

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Why did Bob join the tug-of-war team?

He wanted to meet people who had a lot of pull.

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What do you call two siblings that are sleeping next to each other?

Nap Kins

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