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Why did Bill start running the 100 yard dash?

He wanted to get his life back on track.

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Shane Ronay
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What can be said about the determination of these ladies?

They are knitty-gritty.

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Shane Ronay
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What's wrong with overseeing a coatroom in July?

Nobody has hang-ups.

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Akiva Lane
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When Beverly got to the supermarket, why did she first go to the fruits and vegetable section?

Since she was on a diet, it was a step in the right direction.

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Akiva Lane
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What kind of static is very happy?

Ecstatic.

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Akiva Lane
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How do you describe a bar that got bad reviews?

The booze got boos.

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Shane Ronay
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Which nut makes people sneeze?

The ca...ca...SHEW!

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Shane Ronay
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How did the hunter get the male deer he shot out of the woods?

His friends came, and they all passed the buck.

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Akiva Lane
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What happened to the marionette puppet that misbehaved at school?

It was suspended.

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Akiva Lane
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Why was Linda afraid of using Chapstick?

Her pharmacist said it was lip bomb.

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Shane Ronay
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What do people on the Keto Diet use to measure their food intake?

A carburetor

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Which ethnic food is highest in fiber?

Thai

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