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Why did Nicholas's friends call him 'Nick'?

Because that was his nickname.

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What kind of scientist studies bubbles?

A fizz-a-cist.

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What do you call periodicals that discuss Make America Great Again?

Maga Zines

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What is something that many bathrooms don't have?

A bath.

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Why did Bill always make sure he had enough reck with him?

He didn't want to be reckless.

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What is ironic about The Flat Earth Society?

Their members are all around the globe.

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What is good motto for a gym, to encourage people to lose weight?

Let there be light!

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Why did Mr. & Mrs. Bear get divorced?

They couldn't bear each other anymore.

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What kind of horse has sore muscles?

Charlie horse.

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What did the man say when needing to repair his socks?

Darn!

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What can you say about an old couch that was fixed?

It was in bad shape, but now it's recovered.

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How did the conversation go between a patient and the doctor who wanted him to cut down on mayonnaise?

Mayonnaise? No you may not.

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