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What are the odds that this man will slim down?

A fat chance.

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Akiva Lane
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If something is furbished twice, what does it become?

Refurbished.

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Shane Ronay
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Which African nation is known for their pigs?

Guinea

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Shane Ronay
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Why did Jay attend traffic court for his illegal Left Turn?

He knew he was right.

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Akiva Lane AI
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Why do we have to be careful with people who appear smart, and claim to be 'sincere'?

Though they might seem like a 'seer', they might not mind 'sinning'.

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Akiva Lane
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How do you describe someone who has a lot of influence in the field of app development?

He has app pull.

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Akiva Lane
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What is the air-conditioning system in a baseball stadium called?

Baseball fans.

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Akiva Lane
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How did Bill's body respond when he was insulted?

He felt knocked off his feet, he felt hit in the head, he took it as an affront, and was taken aback.

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Akiva Lane
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What is an imaginary ocean?

A fanta-sea.

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Akiva Lane
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What does the king of England have to do with writing a successful book?

They both involve royalties.

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Shane Ronay
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Where was the toilet invented?

Flushing, NY

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Akiva Lane
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What did the deer in the forest say to the hunter?

I'm game.

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