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Why did Bill often get angry easily?

He went around with a chip on his shoulder.

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How is the metric system similar to a guy going on a date?

They both involve a 'meet her'.

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What is the largest bone on hippos?

Their hips.

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Where are these people located?

In La-la Land.

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Even though Julie loved history, why did she choose not be a historian?

There was no future in it.

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What was the flying elephant concerned about?

Of becoming air elephant.

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What was the nickname of the orchestra conducter for the orchestra whose nickname was 'Heat'?

'Metal', because Metal conducts Heat.

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What is it called when people from France drink wine together?

French toast.

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What do animals and coins have in common?

They both have heads and tails.

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What happened when Ben was stuck in traffic and missed his doctor's appointment?

It became a dis-appointment.

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What is the boy doing?

He's looking a gift horse in the mouth.

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How can we summarize that Bill ruined his life because of a gambling addiction?

He threw away paradise for a pair of dice.

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