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Is it good to tie something with a frayed knot?

I'm afraid not.

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Why was a homeless man invited to join the London Symphony Orchestra??

They needed someone to play an 'oboe'.

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What does a lawyer wear to a trial?

A law suit.

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What do you call a collection for money to plant bushes?

A hedge fund.

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What question can you ask about the leaves of an evergreen tree?

If they don't leave the tree, why are they called leaves?

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What happened on April 16th and 17th 1986?

This man got his dates mixed up.

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What happens when you take clothes out of a dresser and put them on?

You become the dresser.

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Why did Jerry Teck become a computer programmer?

Because people always said to him 'Hi Teck'.

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If FedEx merged with UPS, what would the new company be called?

Fed Up.

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What did the family call their evening meals at their round dining room table?

The nights of the round table.

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What is exercizing at home called?

The home stretch.

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What can you take when you want some exercize?

You can take a walk.

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