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What is the difference between a fish and a bathroom?

A fish has many scales, and a bathroom usually has one scale.

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What can you say about someone who wanted something for a long time?

The longing was long.

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What did the midwife say to the woman starting to give birth?

Please bear with me.

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Was the snack food factory worker hurt when the machine exploded?

No, but had a chip on his shoulder.

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Why did Mr. and Mrs. Beaver find it hard to get along?

Because they found each other so dam a-gnawing.

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How did Jeff's friends realize he finished his entire "bucket list" over the weekend?

He looked pail

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What do you call lox served in an apartment?

Pad lox.

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How does Barbie know when to go on stage?

She waits for the Barbie cue.

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Why was student's uncle able to pick her up from school when he wasn't her father?

It wasn't a pparent.

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Why didn't the king allow anything to be placed over his throne?

He didn't want to think about the phrase 'over throne'?

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What is a group of pictures of people laughing called?

Laughing stock.

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What are light bulbs that are very heavy called?

Heavy bulbs.

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