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What do you call college students who go back to school in the fall?

Autumn leaves.

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What does an art school and a store that sells bedroom dressers have in common?

They both have drawers.

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What is the electric company in Qatar called?

Electric Qatar.

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Why was Bob always looking down at his wife's high heel shoes?

Because he was head over heels over her.

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When Joe visited Alaska, how did he respond when he was told 'Be careful about the grizzly bears'.

He said, "I'll bear that in mind".

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What can you take when you're tired?

You can take a walk, a break, a nap, a rest, a vacation, or a deep breath.

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What is the motto of someone who eats just a little too much?

Eat, drink, and be merry, for tomorrow we diet.

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Why did Marty want to be an electrician?

He thought it would be an electrifying experience.

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Why was the carpet depressed?

It felt a lack of respect because everyone walked all over it.

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How did workers feel about going out on strike?

They felt the labor pains would give birth to a better situation.

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If a gun had children, who would they be?

Well, the boy would be a son of a gun.

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What do you call someone who measures how much status people have?

A statustician

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