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What law is involved with marriage and family?

The Law of Relativity.

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What word describes a variety of missiles?

Missile-aneous.

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How did the asphalt worker react to his foot being run over by a steam roller?

He was quite impressed.

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What did Mount Rushmore look like before it was carved?

Un-presidented.

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How did Max feel about his rash?

He found it very irritating.

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What is always the main topic at the annual Surfing Conference?

Current events.

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How does someone feel after they eat peas?

They feel peas-ful.

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What do you call an ant that is good at finance?

An account ant.

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What song is encouraging to the letter C?

Oh say can you C?

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What do you call a daisy with a bad sense of balance?

A whoopsie daisy.

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Where is the best place to find shipping pallets?

"Skid" row

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What word describes eating food out of cans?

Uncanny.

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