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How did ice cream get its name?

When you go on a scale after eating it, you scream.

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Why should we be very cautious about being cynical?

Its first syllable is sin.

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What are the most active two letters?

BZ

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What happens when a threat starts moving?

It's no longer an idle threat.

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How did Cynthia feel about the fact that pollen counts were low?

She felt that was nothing to sneeze at.

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What was Jose's reaction to his first baseball game?

He was impressed how everyone got up at the start and asked him, 'Jose can you see'?

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What happens to a skunk when its source of smell is removed?

It becomes ex-stinked.

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What do attorneys wear to court when representing clients?

Their law suits.

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What did one guy say to his friend when he got to the punchbowl at the party first?

I beat you to the punch.

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How were the untied shoes feeling?

They were fit to be tied.

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How did the clothing store sell the last dress that no one seemed to want?

They made a 'dis dress' sale.

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What do you call a row of rabbits hopping backwards?

A receding hare line.

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