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What is it called when a government tries to get support by giving things away for free?

A free-for-all.

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Why did Samantha always try to keep busy?

She didn't want to be guilty of idle worship.

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Why is bread a lot like the sun?

Because it rises in the yeast, and sets in the waist.

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What do you call a holy man who walks barefoot and has bad breath from fasting so much?

A super calloused fragile mystic hexed by halitosis.

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How did people feel when the Eastern and Western railroads met?

They were glad to make ends meet.

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Why was was it so loud everywhere Tim went?

He liked stealing everyone's thunder.

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Why did the shoes cross the road?

Because the chicken was wearing them.

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What do you say when you finish going through the everglades?

See you later alligator.

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What happened when the drummer rejoined the marching band?

There were repercussions.

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Why did the students love to learn how to spell?

Their teacher was spell binding.

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Shane Ronay
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Which field of study is best for life coaches to major in?

Pathology

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How do you compare baseball, bowling, and unions?

Baseball: 3 strikes=out, Bowling: 12 strikes= perfect game, Union: strikes are unlimited.

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