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What sentence commemorates how Isaac, Jacob, and Moses met their wives.

Well, well, well.

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How was the rabbit rewarded for keeping mice out of the garden?

With an increase in celery.

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Where does a mountain hiker sleep?

On bedrock.

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What do lawyers do?

They insert and remove claws in clauses.

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Did Steve really buy this antique violin for only $5?

Yes, and with no strings attached!

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What hour is a good time to go to the dentist?

Tooth hurty (2:30).

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What is a good name for a company that certifies bones for dogs to chew on?

Bone-a-fide

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What happened when Ben was stuck in traffic and missed his doctor's appointment?

It became a dis-appointment.

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What two letters are used to make a spreadsheet?

XL

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I know the capitals of all 50 States.

For instance, Montana starts with a capital "M".

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When does fore plus fore equals four.

The forelegs of one horse and the forelegs of another horse adds up to four legs.

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How valuable was the motel that Nancy inherited from her uncle?

It was Inn valuable.

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