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When Arnie said that he preferred to learn accordion rather than piano, what were his parents reaction?

They changed his music teacher accordingly.

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What did Mr. electric eel says to Mrs. electric eel?

You look absolutely stunning!

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What did the Design major do when he wasn't accepted to the program?

He went back to the drawing board.

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What did Fred say when the computer store added memory to his laptop?

Thanks for the memories.

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Why are bananas so popular?

They have a peel.

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What was the longest mistake in history?

The Roman Error, it lasted 500 years.

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What kind of view brings people together?

A rendezvous.

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What has four wheels and flies.

A garbage truck.

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Why did bill choose gastroenterology as a medical specialty?

He had a gut feeling.

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How do cows buy things?

Through a cattle-log.

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How did Lisa feel about moving from one house to another?

She found it to be a moving experience.

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What is the difference between a child and Shakespeare?

One is involved with play, and the other is involved with plays.

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