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Why didn't Janet want to wait in line for 5 hours for tickets to the concert?

She didn't know if she could stand it.

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Why are we held accountable for what we eat?

Because a person can choose what he chews.

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What did it mean when the professional football players argued with the prisoners in a football game?

The argument had its pros and cons.

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Why did Jim put paper money into the stream?

His accountant said he needed better cash flow.

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What did Maxine do when she lost her job?

She wrote a resume in order to resume working.

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Why did Stu work for the Dept. of Transportation?

He loves hitting the road.

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Why did they come up with the phrase 'The Fastest Gun In The West'?

They wanted a slogan for a fast gun.

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Why are there so many types of Asian cuisine?

For different woks of life.

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When Jerry looked at his legs, how did he know that he was eating too much?

His calves had become cows.

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What do you call a baseball player and his Rabbi?

Batman and Rabban.

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What do you call a tax on things that people do wrong?

Syntax.

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What is this fooseball player in need of?

Plastic Surgery

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