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Shane Ronay
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How did the nobels of Camelot ask the king to help their painful joints?

Arthur - right us.

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Shane Ronay
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Why was the small horse limited to merely walking in a straight line?

It was a one-trick-pony.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did this make Mike confused?

He didn't know if it was a scissors or a pair of scissors.

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Yitzchak Berger
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Why did Bruce breed racing deer?

He wanted to make a fast buck.

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Shane Ronay
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Why do some major in Hospitality Management?

To learn the inns and outs of the subject.

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Akiva Lane
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When we feel blessed, why do we feel like singing?

Because the word blessing ends with the word sing.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Sandra like eating blueberries and strawberries.

They tasted berry, berry good, and they made her berry, berry happy.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Jim's friends buy him a 10-foot pole?

Now he has a 10-foot pole to not touch objectionable things with.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Mike buy picture frames?

Someone suggested that he reframe his problems.

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Shane Ronay
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What do you call the owner of a curtain ring company?

The ringleader

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Akiva Lane
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What two letters indicate 'too much' of something?

XS

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Akiva Lane
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What 2 letters do you say when you realize something?

I C

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