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What do you call a President that is also a dentist?

President-ist.

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Shane Ronay
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Why do some people love bowling?

It's right up their alley.

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Akiva Lane
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Why couldn't Joe say the phrase "A cyclone that looks like a tongue."

Because it was a tongue twister.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Jim write a last will and testament?

Because where there is a will there's a way.

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Akiva Lane
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What is a meal eaten by a pilot in a supersonic jet?

Fast food.

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Akiva Lane
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What do baseball players do if they feel bad they didn't win the Pennant race?

They do Pennants Penance.

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Akiva Lane
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How do you get rid of weeds?

You have to get to the root of the problem.

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Shane Ronay
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How did the boat sink at the dock?

Too much pier pressure.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Lisa buy things with pennies?

When she bought things, she wanted to use common cents.

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Shane Ronay
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How did the podiatrist react to having no patients all week?

De-feeted

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Shane Ronay
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Why did Debra Smith come up with exactly 1,263 famous idioms?

That's all she wrote.

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Akiva Lane
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Why don't they sharpen pencils at both ends?

What's the point?

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