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What did his kids say when their father told them they were eating lamb?

Ewe!

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Akiva Lane
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What happened to Martha when she fell into the large strainer that she was using?

She strained herself.

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What kind of eyes are good for saving money?

Econom eyes.

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What is the disadvantage of a book having a cover?

You might be tempted to judge the book by it.

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What can you say about an old couch that was fixed?

It was in bad shape, but now it's recovered.

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When Emily was on a diet, what were the slowest days?

The fast days.

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Because Gus was always happy, what was his nickname?

Fungus.

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Why should you take a sharp pencil seriously?

It has a good point.

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What do you call a pencil too short to sharpen anymore?

A point of no return.

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Why didn't Joe understand airplanes?

It was above his head.

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Yehuda Lane
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What do cows each for brunch?

Grass, just like for all their other meals.

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What kind of tea protects you when you buy something?

Warren Tea.

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