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Akiva Lane
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What runs but stays in the same place?

A nose, a watch, and a faucet.

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Matt Weiss
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What do you call a wasp that would prefer to be a bee?

A wannabee.

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Akiva Lane
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What did Cynthia say when her dog bit into her rye bread sandwich?

Something is awry!

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Akiva Lane
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What do you usually don't mind losing?

Weight.

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Akiva Lane
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What happened when the computer team's regression tests failed?

Things regressed.

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Akiva Lane
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What did Mr. electric eel says to Mrs. electric eel?

You look absolutely stunning!

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Dovid Lane
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How does the bee feel about its beehive?

It feels like it bee-longs.

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Shane Ronay
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Why should you never scream into one of these?

You'll strain your voice.

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Akiva Lane
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After reading the news each day, what is the main question that can occur to you?

What can explain the second half of the word 'mankind'?

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Shane Ronay
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Why should you learn sign language?

It comes in handy.

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Akiva Lane AI
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Why did the shopping mall put signs in the mall with the number 1 on them?

Because when you see 1 you see the mall.

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Shane Ronay
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Why was the son of a drapery store owner upset when flunking out of college?

He knew it was curtains for him.

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