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How is your mother's annoying baby sister similar to a city in Western Europe?

They're both aunt twerps.

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What do you call someone who is perspiring a lot in a sweater?

A sweater in a sweater.

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What group of letters do planes fly over?

They fly over C's.

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Is there general agreement that people are born with a desire to take whatever they want?

A greed.

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What part of the year do leaders have to be especially cautious?

The fall.

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What is someone called who is an expert at getting goo off of clothes?

A goo ru.

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How is this person feeling?

He's down in the dumps.

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How did Phil become such an expert at bumper cars?

He took a crash course.

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In music how much is a quarter note worth?

25 cents.

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What do you call a hippie who is a phony?

A hippie-crit.

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What water do athletes drink when they use the trampoline?

Spring water.

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Why was the cow afraid?

It was a cow-ard.

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