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Which hospital uses high-fat condiments to cure diseases?

The Mayo Clinic

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Akiva Lane
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Why was Benjy, who was quite large, like a clock?

His nickname was Big Ben.

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Shane Ronay
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Why did the woman crash into the building where Mark had just been standing?

Her driving instructor told to hit the mark.

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Shane Ronay
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Is this cat anything special?

Yes - it's The Cat in the Hat.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Terrie Gross's boyfriend find her mysterious?

Because her name was Miss Terrie.

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Shane Ronay
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What is someone called who cleans vacuum cleaners?

A vacuum cleaner.

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call a retired explorer?

An ex-plorer.

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Shane Ronay
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Where do puns come from?

The funny farm

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Jimmy wonder where the planet Noyd is?

Because his mother said she was a Noyd.

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Akiva Lane AI
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What do you call someone who steals dishes from a housewares store?

Dish-honest.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Linda name her dogs Rolex and Timex?

They were her watch dogs.

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What finger does a card-shark use to manipulate the card deck?

The in-decks finger.

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