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Why is it hard to trust a staircase?

It's always up to something.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Alan enjoy exercizing by balancing on balls?

Because it helped him with the ability to be on the ball.

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Why was the diver not so proud of diving into a bucket of water?

Compared to all his other abilities, it was only a drop in the bucket.

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Why did Alan give pennies to people in the street?

He felt the people would benefit by common cents.

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Shane Ronay
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Which country is most upset about gas-guzzling automobiles?

Mad at gas car

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What kind of phone do prisoners use?

Cell phones.

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How did the hardware store advertise hammers that break easily?

They are unbeatable.

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How did worms get onto Noah's ark?

They came in pears.

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Why was the football team surprised when their opponents punted the football?

They thought there was no punt intended.

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Where did Melinda keep information about doctors and medicine?

In her 'docs' folder on her computer.

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What name did Mr. and Mrs. Tross have second thoughts about naming their baby boy?

Albert.

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Why was President Clinton elected in between Presidents George H. and George H.W.?

Because a Bill at hand is worth two in the Bush.

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