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How are marriage and divorce similar?

In both cases, you tie a knot / not.

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What does getting up in the morning have to do with Newton's laws of motion?

A body at rest tends to stay at rest.

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What did the other angles say to the 90 degree angle?

You're right.

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What is the motto of someone who eats just a little too much?

Eat, drink, and be merry, for tomorrow we diet.

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When a foreman has a child, what does he become?

A forefather.

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What does Shakespeare getting sick have to do with feeling angry at someone?

ILL WILL.

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What did the jigsaw puzzle man have trouble with?

He found it hard to pull himself together.

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How are making puns similar to oil drilling?

They both can be crude or refined.

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What did the Design major do when he wasn't accepted to the program?

He went back to the drawing board.

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Why did the shopping mall put signs in the mall with the number 1 on them?

Because when you see 1 you see the mall.

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What is a bag called before it wakes up?

A sleeping bag.

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What line is the conclusion?

The bottom line.

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