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What do cows use for money?

Moolah

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Mary exercized at Jim's place every day - what is his full name?

Jim Nasium

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Why was Bruce Lee's son always on time?

His first name was "Prompt".

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Which industry helps news broadcast companies remain profitable?

Radiology

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What name for cigarettes describes the harm they do?

Sick-arettes.

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Which prison's glee club repeats the lyrics of each song?

Sing Sing.

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When the phone caller said 'I hope I'm not disturbing you', how did Andy respond?

Andy said, "You can't disturb me, because I'm already disturbed".

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What does a cell phone and a gold ring have in common?

They both have a ring tone.

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How is a supermarket similar to a flock of male sheep?

There are a lot of aisles (ayel is Hebrew for a male sheep)

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Why did the shoes cross the road?

Because the chicken was wearing them.

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Why is it often difficult to communicate messages to other people?

Because often they begin with a mess.

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What do you call a bee that can’t make up its mind?

A maybe.

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