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What 2 letters do you use when talking to someone else about themselves?

UR

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What is it called when the letter E moves slowly?

Creep-E.

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Why was it that in the ancient world harps could not be trusted?

Because they were all lyres.

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Why does John like recruiting people to work in skyscrapers?

He loved telling people they were highered.

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Why wasn't Joe able to get the bank's low-interest loan?

Because the bank had low interest in giving the loan.

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Which company broadcasts highlights of basketball, hockey, tennis, and soccer?

Net-flix

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Why didn't the clam share its food?

Because it was shell-fish.

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What happens when you take clothes out of a dresser and put them on?

You become the dresser.

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Which internal organ has the most audacity?

The gall bladder.

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What is this man's position at the company?

Chairman of the Bored

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What does a website have in common with a tightrope walker?

They're both online.

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What is a stretched rope that walks around called?

A tight rope walker.

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