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What is it called when Charlie talked with his Grandmother every week?

Tele-gram.

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Shane Ronay
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What is the man on the right doing?

Scraping the bottom of the barrel from the top.

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Why did the bartender put rolls on the bar next to the drinks?

His motto was 'Roll with the punches'.

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Moshe Sherizen
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What is blue and smells like red paint?

Blue paint.

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What is the study of Noah's ark called?

Ark-eology.

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Why did Bill want his wife to make pie without sugar?

His sweetie pie's pie was sweet enough.

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Why did the prisoner eat food he was allergic to?

He wanted to break out.

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Akiva Lane
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What is it called when you tell something to your grandmother?

Tell a gram.

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Why did the husband and wife feel very close to each other?

Because she was only one 'meet her' away.

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Why did the mathematician plant an apple tree?

He knew how to multiply, so in addition he wanted to be fruitful.

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Why did Jim's friends buy him a 10-foot pole?

Now he has a 10-foot pole to not touch objectionable things with.

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Why were the angels that were getting married so happy?

It was a marriage made in heaven.

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