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Why was Billy very careful blowing out the candles on his birthday cake?

This was his big birthday party, and he didn't want to blow it.

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What is a soda with a dye in it called?

Dye it soda.

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When you're tired and want to take a nap, in what bag can you find the naps?

A nap sack.

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What did the baseball park do when their antique organ stopped working?

They found an organ donor.

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What was Edith's reaction to reading the book on anti-gravity?

She couldn't put it down.

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Who starred in the animated movie about food?

The bagel had the leading roll.

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What part of the body do military people try to avoid?

De feet.

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What do you call a bar that serves chocolate?

A chocolate bar.

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What did Larry name his new ink and toner business?

Ink, Inc.

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How did the asphalt worker react to his foot being run over by a steam roller?

He was quite impressed.

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What did the painter say when told he was supposed to paint the ship WHITE - not navy blue?

Oops - I blue it.

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What does the army and the wind have in common?

They both can have a draft.

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