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A 5 o'clock shadow.

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What are our great-grandfathers called?

Our four fathers.

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Why did Maxine toss a clock in the air?

She wanted to see time fly.

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What did Joan do after she attached her schedule to a helium balloon?

She didn't know, because her plans were up in the air.

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Why did Jay attend traffic court for his illegal Left Turn?

He knew he was right.

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What do you call a company that efficiently arranges organ transplants?

An organized organ organization.

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How do you describe this costume?

This guy's disguise is the skies.

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Why is laughing out loud forbidden in Hawaii?

It's a low ha state.

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What was Jose's reaction to his first baseball game?

He was impressed how everyone got up at the start and asked him, 'Jose can you see'?

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What's the best time to create a virtual loaf of bread?

E-leaven.

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Which city outlawed the use of doorbells?

Knocksville, TN

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Why was Betty so surprised when a blue car drove up and her friend stepped out?

Because it came out of the blue.

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