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What do you call a farmer who makes medicine from the food he grows?

A farmacist.

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Why was Emily very careful when she made right and left turns with the car?

Because one good turn deserves another.

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What do you call a young female cow?

Miss Steak.

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What did the other angles say to the 90 degree angle?

You're right.

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How did Patty feel about her wonderful female cat?

She was purr-fect.

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When Betty felt the need to express herself, what did she do?

She drove on the the expressway.

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Why did bill choose gastroenterology as a medical specialty?

He had a gut feeling.

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How is America similar to those who figured out how to make a bus that looked like a cylinder?

Column bus discovery

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How did the truck driver carrying marble slabs feel when the truck overturned?

He felt like he was losing his marbles.

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What do you call a group of crying babies?

A whinery.

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What would happen if Earth was attacked by giant spiders from outer space?

A world wide web.

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How did Arnold react when he got the job as conductor of the orchestra?

It was music to his ears.

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