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How are making puns similar to oil drilling?

They both can be crude or refined.

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What happened to the man driving with a broken tail pipe?

He became exhausted.

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Akiva Lane
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When a doctor displayed the brain image of a high IQ person, what was the reaction?

That it was ingenious.

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What do you call a collie with a flower in its hair and eating melon?

Melancholy Cauliflower

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What is a crazy motive called?

A loco motive.

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What is ironic about Greenland and Iceland?

Greenland is mainly ice, and Iceland is mainly green.

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Why did the obese woman get insulted when the doctor estimated her weight?

The doctor called it a "ballpark figure".

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Why did Bill and Eddie start their company at the radar dish?

Because they wanted the business to be under the radar.

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Why did the prophet need glasses?

He was far-sighted.

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How does the can opener get its name?

Because it can open things.

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What do those who negotiate atomic non-proliferation treaties study?

Nuclear Medicine

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If having some awe is awesome, what is having too much awe?

Aweful.

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