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Why are Persians good forecastors of future events?

Because they can far see (Farsi).

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Why did Mother Goose's child stay home from school?

It was a lame duck.

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Why is the centipede considered one of the strongest of insects?

It takes a while until it is on its last legs.

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Why did one man leave the card playing group of his wife's friends?

He needed to "de-talks".

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Why did Evelyn go to only one store in the mall?

She felt: You see one, you see the mall.

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Why is it that lions get more food than tigers, leopards, and jaguars?

They always get the lion's share

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Why did the union leader start ironing his shirt?

Because he didn't want to strike until the iron was hot.

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What is Martha's parrot's name, if its second name is Esther?

Polly Esther.

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What did Danny do when the bullies wouldn't let other kids go on the slide?

He let it slide.

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What is this called?

The last straw.

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Why do some people love bowling?

It's right up their alley.

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What does China and Turkey have in common?

They raise red flags.

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