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How did the boat sink at the dock?

Too much pier pressure.

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How did the hunter get the male deer he shot out of the woods?

His friends came, and they all passed the buck.

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Why did Alan make sure his deck wasn't empty when he played with his kids?

He wanted to make sure he was playing with a full deck.

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How did farmer Jones know not to feed his ox eggs?

Because the ox rebelled against any yokes.

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What is a banquet for bowlers called?

A bowling ball.

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Where's a cheap option for finding certain wristwatch parts?

A second-hand store.

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Why was the carpet depressed?

It felt a lack of respect because everyone walked all over it.

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What did one wrestler say to the other?

I'm only choking.

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What is ironic about a large lighthouse?

It's both a lighthouse and a heavy house at the same time.

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Why is Elon Musk sitting alone in a classroom?

Because he's in a class all by himself.

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Why is it important to review a subject before taking a test?

Because then what you knew is re-knewed.

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What happened to Cynthia when she was in Hollywood and hit her head?

She saw stars.

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