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Was the snack food factory worker hurt when the machine exploded?

No, but had a chip on his shoulder.

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Have you heard of the band called Cellophane?

They're a wrap group.

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Why did Alan shoot an arrow into the wind?

He liked shooting the breeze.

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What does this represent?

Making N's meet.

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How do you describe people who like good writing?

They are pro prose pros.

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Where do baseball teams store their baseball bats?

It the bat room.

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What finger does a card-shark use to manipulate the card deck?

The in-decks finger.

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Which part of the world do people contract mild forms of amnesia?

Micronesia

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Why couldn't Joe say the phrase "A cyclone that looks like a tongue."

Because it was a tongue twister.

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What is a tavern called that only serves chocolate liqueur?

A chocolate bar.

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How did Billy feel when he blew out the candles on his birthday cake?

He was delighted.

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What do you call a broken garbage receptacle?

A has bin.

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