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Why do many people choose low-fat milk?

Whole milk wheys them down.

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What is the proper way to greet the Dalai Lama?

Hello Dalai!

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Joe like working in the spring more than the fall?

He didn't like being the fall guy.

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Why didn't Jerry mind if his dog didn't tell the truth when the dog was asleep?

Because he let sleeping dogs lie.

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What did Mrs. Gard call it when she changed her twin babies?

The changing of the Gards.

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Why did Max pay a lot of money for a bed?

Because it was a bedder bed.

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What issue was Beth thinking about when deciding whether or not to vote Republican?

If the elephant is relevant.

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What type of meeting is this?

A Piece Summit.

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Why was Sandy sure that her daughter would become an actress?

Because every time she didn't get her way, she would make a scene.

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What water do athletes drink when they use the trampoline?

Spring water.

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Why did Martha not appreciate her beautiful kitchen counters?

She took it for granite.

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What can you take when you are hot?

You can take a shower, a bath, or a swim.

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