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What did the other angles say to the 90 degree angle?

You're right.

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What do you call software whose sales are flat?

Flatware

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What is an Eskimo father called?

An ice pop.

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Why did Bill start running the 100 yard dash?

He wanted to get his life back on track.

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Why did Amanda move slowly on days that she didn't eat in order to lose weight?

She moved slowly on fast days.

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Why did the employee make sure he never signed his name twice?

He was concerned that if he re-signed, he'd be out of a job.

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What collection of animals gets its name from the sounds they make together?

A herd.

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Why was the plumber scared to unclog bathroom sinks?

It was always a hair-raising experience.

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How does one refer to the hallways at mental institutions?

Psycho paths.

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What is the problem with a small group of people controlling a country?

It's just us, instead of justice.

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How is a bird similar to the wife of a miser?

They both go 'cheap, cheap'.

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When Samantha's parrot flew away, what shape did it remind her of?

Polygon.

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