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Which industry holds most people's interest?

Banking

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How did the "Closed" sign read at the smoke shop?

Close...but no cigar!

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What did one guy say to his friend when he got to the punchbowl at the party first?

I beat you to the punch.

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What is a gun in a hat called?

A cap gun.

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What is another name for a car's complete history?

An autobiography.

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Why did Jim and Beth take one evening a week from their family life to eat dates?

Because that was their date night.

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Why was no one able to buy more summer hats after a man just did?

That was the last straw.

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Why did Jerry avoid taking hot baths?

He tried to avoid things that would get him into hot water.

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What does eating hot food and sneezing have in common?

They are both hot chews.

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What kind of money can't be understood?

Non cents.

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What's happening here?

A cargo ship is trying to contain itself.

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What do you call an engineer that dries out the water from streams?

An ex-stream-ist.

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