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What can you learn from watching a pear tree grow?

You can learn more about how to pre-pear.

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What part of doors can you eat?

The lox.

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Why did Martha not appreciate her beautiful kitchen counters?

She took it for granite.

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What is a sharp, clever woman called?

A shrewd shrew.

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Where do baseball teams store their baseball bats?

It the bat room.

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Why was the rabbit jumping for joy?

Because it was very hoppy.

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Why did Jerry expect to hear quacking after the air conditioning repair men left?

They said they were putting in new air conditioning ducks.

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Which word is spelled incorrectly in every dictionary?

Incorrectly

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What was obvious to everyone, but no one dared mention?

The elephant in the room.

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How did Mr. and Mrs. Jones feel about their tax bill?

They felt under attacks.

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Why did Cynthia stop drawing the line on the paper?

Because it was the end of the line.

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Why are the internal parts of a person called organs?

Because they are very organized.

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