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Why are people who used to be perts very smart?

Because they are ex-perts.

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If you can get 100 somethings for a penny today, how sure can you be that this will be the price tomorrow?

One hundred per cent.

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What happened when the red and blue boats crashed into each other?

They were marooned.

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Does the manufacturer make much money from selling these?

Nah, they make peanuts.

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In this necklace made up of rings, what is the ring with the diamond called?

The ring leader.

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What can be said about the determination of these ladies?

They are knitty-gritty.

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A square not.

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What do you call a hippie who is a phony?

A hippie-crit.

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What happens to an illegally parked frog?

Toad.

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Why did Bill often get angry easily?

He went around with a chip on his shoulder.

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How do patrons locate a Greek restaurant when their GPS isn't working?

They use a gyro scope

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What game does this represent?

The orange bowl.

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