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What US city is named after soft drinks that Sara made?

Sarasota.

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How do we know that this mother duck is popular?

She has a big following.

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Why didn't Bill use his photographic memory?

He never developed it.

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What vegetable do you not want to take onto a boat?

A leek.

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Why did the light bulb have emotional problems?

Because it was turned off.

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How can you help people who are suspicious?

Change the first letter of suspicious from S to A, to make it auspicious.

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How did the honor student ace his Political Science exam?

By being politically correct.

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What did the grapes say when they were stepped on?

Nothing, they just let out a little wine.

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What do you call a small circle that is very relaxed?

Dot calm.

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When the teacher gave a surprise quiz, why did he have the students stand on a big circle?

Because they had to remember everything on the spot.

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Why was President Clinton elected in between Presidents George H. and George H.W.?

Because a Bill at hand is worth two in the Bush.

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What do you call someone who has lost their sense of taste?

Tasteless

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