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What is getting internet sales for scary movies called?

Eeek! commerce.

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What is a plant growing out of an egg called?

An egg plant.

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What are the coolest inventions?

The refrigerator and the air conditioner.

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If your dog is not telling the truth while it is sleeping, what should you do?

As the saying goes, let sleeping dogs lie.

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What does this represent?

The splitting of the the red sea.

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What do you call Billy's ability to tease his younger brother?

Expertise.

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What part of the Talmud has to do with carbonated drinks?

Talmud Sota from Talmud Bubbly, studied at the Coca Kollel, as they sing Mizmor le Soda.

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What did the Mayor say when the workers put street signs upside down?

This is not a good sign.

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Why is it good to limit the amount of news you ingest every day?

It's not a coincidence that it's called De Press.

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Why did Charles find a box of chocolates when he checked into his hotel room?

Because it was a suite.

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Why did Martha lose weight when she ate vegetables?

Because they took away her appetite.

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What water do athletes drink when they use the trampoline?

Spring water.

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