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When the patient said he had trouble with his memory, how did the doctor respond?

In that case, you pay me up front.

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What can you learn from watching a pear tree grow?

You can learn more about how to pre-pear.

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What did the world think about Edison's invention of the light bulb?

They thought it was a brilliant idea.

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Why did Billy ask his father to take a baseball bat and a bird to the baseball game?

Because he liked bat man and robin.

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What is a group of pictures of people laughing called?

Laughing stock.

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What do you call a duck that is a bad doctor?

A quack.

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How did the horses feel when they were moved to a different stable?

They felt destabilized

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What did the seal with the broken arm say to the shark?

Do not consume when seal is broken.

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How do we know that the water in back of a boat is not asleep?

Because it's a wake.

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What do psychologists and accountants both say?

It's important to be positive.

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What idea does this represent?

To believe.

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How did Max feel about his rash?

He found it very irritating.

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