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What do spices and the earth have in common?

They are both ground.

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What would happen if Finland closed its borders?

People wouldn't be able to cross the Finnish line.

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What is the vegetable of choice for most percussionists?

Beets, of course.

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How do we know that generosity leads to a spirit of forgiving?

"To give" plus "to give" equals forgive.

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Why is K-OS not a good name for a computer operating system?

It sounds like Chaos.

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How did Andy feel when the skin doctor cancelled his apppointment?

He felt irritated.

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Why is a child's cry called a wail?

Because sometimes it seems as big as a whale.

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Why did Bill buy 2 pieces of chord, and gave one to his girlfriend?

He wanted to tie the knot.

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Why did the Mexican man take anti-anxiety medication?

For hispanic attacks.

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What is a party where everyone is treated equally.

A democratic party.

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What do teachers and eyes have in common?

They both have pupils.

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How much does a teenager weigh?

An Instagram.

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