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What did Jimmy call the money he made from selling thumb tacks?

Income tacks.

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Akiva Lane AI
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What do all these people have in common?

They're having a ball.

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Shane Ronay
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What award did Frank Lloyd Wright win with this design?

A stairing contest

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Amanda move slowly on days that she didn't eat in order to lose weight?

She moved slowly on fast days.

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What do you call an alligator who is a detective?

An investigator.

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Shane Ronay
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Why do 95% of bald people still own a comb?

They can't part with it.

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Akiva Lane
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How did Bill lose so much weight?

Whenever he was about to eat - he thought of the word 'weight', and it reminded him to wait.

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Shane Ronay
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What is this man doing in the doctor's office?

Drawing blood.

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Shane Ronay
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What happens if you ask your builder not to carpet the steps in your house?

He'll give you a blank stair.

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Akiva Lane
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When Bill had to choose between a heavy oar and a light oar to use with his kayak, what did he choose?

Either oar.

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Shane Ronay
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What happens to one's ability to walk after 8 drinks?

The results are staggering.

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What do you call a young female cow?

Miss Steak.

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