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Why was the son of a drapery store owner upset when flunking out of college?

He knew it was curtains for him.

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What do employment recruiters and cannibals have in common?

They're both called head hunters.

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What's a good name for a fish restaurant?

Salmon Enchanted Evening.

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What was the result of the vote?

Neighs won.

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How did the nobels of Camelot ask the king to help their painful joints?

Arthur - right us.

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When people asked Noah why he was building an ark, what did he answer?

Noah dea.

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Why did Beth wear sneakers when she did the wash?

In case the colors would run.

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What 2 letters are similar to jealousy?

NV

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What's wrong with overseeing a coatroom in July?

Nobody has hang-ups.

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Do you ever see herds of animals roam cities?

It's practically unherd of.

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How did Joe afford an expensive water filter system for his home?

At a liquidation sale.

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What did Arnold like about geometry?

He thought some of the angles were acute.

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