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What is similar between IDIOM and IDIOT

Both have 5 letters, begin with IDI, and are hard to understand.

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Yitzchak Berger
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Why did Betty distrust stairs?

She felt they were always up to something.

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call someone who is driven crazy by the ticking of a clock?

A luna-tick.

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Shane Ronay
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What does Sue do all day?

Sue

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Akiva Lane
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Why didn't Joe like running at the track?

He felt like he was just running around in circles.

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Shane Ronay
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What do you call having a talent for making fun of others?

Special Tease

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Akiva Lane
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Why was Linda afraid of using Chapstick?

Her pharmacist said it was lip bomb.

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Akiva Lane
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What is a very small pun called?

A puny pun.

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Matt Weiss
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Why is it hard to trust a staircase?

It's always up to something.

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Miriam Lane
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What law is involved with marriage and family?

The Law of Relativity.

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Shane Ronay
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Why don't gluten-free people consume wheat?

It goes against their grain.

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Akiva Lane
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Why do we peel fruit?

If fruit has a peel, it doesn't have appeal.

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