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Why did Betty distrust stairs?

She felt they were always up to something.

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Akiva Lane
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How do we know that the amount of seeds in a pear is an even number?

They come in pears.

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How did the moose get into the restaurant?

The customer asked for mousse, and the waiter brought him one.

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What do these both have in common?

They're both pits.

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Akiva Lane
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What US city has a name similar to this?

Little Rock

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Shane Ronay
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Why did Stu work for the Dept. of Transportation?

He loves hitting the road.

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What did Matt Silver call his new software company?

Silver Ware.

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What's the difference between the picture on the left and the one on the right?

One is a cute angel, and the other is an acute angle.

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What is this picture saying?

Crime is out of the question.

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Shane Ronay
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What happened when a jar of pickles spilled onto music sheets?

It made sour notes.

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Why was Jim happy that after dieting he fit into his old clothes?

He knew that when it comes to dieting, it's survival of the fit-est.

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What do you call a fish that can't sing?

An out-of-tune a fish.

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