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What do you call someone who used to be a pert?

An ex-pert.

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Shane Ronay
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What is happening here?

He's checking his bill for web service.

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Shane Ronay
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Why did Jon quit his job at the marble quarry?

He was always between a rock and a hard place.

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Why did Bill always make sure he had enough reck with him?

He didn't want to be reckless.

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Shane Ronay
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What did two male siblings name their soup business?

Broth-ers

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How would you refer to your dog-sitting neighbor that lost your pet?

Your dog gone neighbor.

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How did the mouse avoid the mousetrap?

He just squeaked by.

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How did Jim feel when he walked barefoot on seashells at the beach?

He was shell shocked.

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How do you describe a fantastic egg?

Egg-cellent, egg-ceptional, and egg-stroadinary.

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What does getting up in the morning have to do with Newton's laws of motion?

A body at rest tends to stay at rest.

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What did Frankenstein say when he got older?

My mind isn't what it used to be.

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Why did Max pick up his glass of wine?

He wanted to lift his spirits.

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