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If you formed some herbs into a small submarine, what would be the result?

A suburb.

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What is this man's position at the company?

Chairman of the Bored

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Why did Jill buy a Jiffy car?

Because she wanted to go places and come back in a jiffy.

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Why was the investor's nickname 'Yeast'?

Because wherever he put bread, it would rise.

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Why did Jim want to be a farmer?

He thought he would dig it.

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How did Bill's parents feel about his goal of being a plumber?

They thought it was a pipe dream.

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When Mark Gen was knighted, what kind of doctor did he automatically become.

Sir Gen.

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Why did the towel feel so tired after it was used?

It felt like a wrung out towel.

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What does praying and Swiss cheese have in common?

They are both holy.

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What is a fancy expensive scale called?

Upscale.

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How does Barbie know when to go on stage?

She waits for the Barbie cue.

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Why do electricians monitor the news so closely?

To keep current.

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