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What is the different between a tree and an elephant?

A tree's trunk is its largest part.

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How did Matt and Milly Preiss describe their successful day of parachute jumping?

The Preiss's fell down to earth.

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Shane Ronay
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Why do electricians monitor the news so closely?

To keep current.

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What is the air-conditioning system in a baseball stadium called?

Baseball fans.

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What kind of bean has regrets?

A coulda bean.

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What spice did Betty avoid adding to recipes?

Because she felt people didn't taste it, it was a waste of Thyme.

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What is the disadvantage of a book having a cover?

You might be tempted to judge the book by it.

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What is this man doing with the two pieces of fruit?

He's comparing a pair of pears.

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Matt Weiss
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What is brown and sticky?

A stick.

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What are the best schools to learn about intravenous feeding?

The IV league schools.

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How does a doctor thank someone for referrals?

Thank you for your patients.

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Why did Bill throw a stone out of the car window whenever he made a turn?

He didn't want to leave any turn un-stoned.

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