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Shane Ronay
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Who was Alexander Graham Belsky?

The first telephone Pole

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Why did Bill put his left hand over the food when he finished eating?

Because the food on the plate were left-overs.

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Akiva Lane
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When there is a team of horses, what advantage do the horses in back have?

They have hindsight.

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Akiva Lane
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Why was Kay confused?

Because she didn't know if people were saying OK, or Oh! Kay!

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Akiva Lane
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When Jerry looked at his legs, how did he know that he was eating too much?

His calves had become cows.

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What do all these people have in common?

They're having a ball.

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Akiva Lane
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Why is it good to limit the amount of news you ingest every day?

It's not a coincidence that it's called De Press.

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What are these signs called?

Dollar signs.

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What does the Garden of Eden, New York City, Granny Smith, and Cuppertino have in common?

Apples

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Akiva Lane
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Why did the loaf of bread feel insecure?

It felt kneady.

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Dovid Lane
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What are shoes made from bananas called?

Slippers

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Akiva Lane
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How did Alan charge his cell phone?

He paid for it with a credit card.

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