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Who was always $1 in debt?

Buck Owens

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How do we know that the water in back of a boat is not asleep?

Because it's a wake.

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What is a coat with only sleeves called?

A coat of arms.

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Who is Darth Vader's wife?

Her name is Ellie Vader - she really uplifts him.

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Why did Betty fix her watch quickly?

She wanted to have a good time.

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What is a nickname for pharmacists?

Pharmers.

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How did the mouse respond when the cat invited him to play?

What's the catch?

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What does this picture represent?

Mind over matter.

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If a calculator falls and cracks, can you still use it?

Sometimes, but you can't count on it.

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What is the name of a locksmith store where the locksmith has blond hair

Goldi Locks.

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What Italian dish is similar to New York City in the summer?

Baked City.

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Why do prophets tell others about their visions?

The prophet motive is to wake people up to the truth.

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