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How did the toys feel when the a broom swept them off the floor?

They felt swept away, swept off their feet.

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What is similar between the Amazon jungle and tennis?

The Amazon used to have cannibals and tennis has a can of balls.

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How do you make a waterbed more bouncy?

Use spring water.

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What are these signs called?

Dollar signs.

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What gets larger as the things they represent get smaller?

The numbers associated with roads (highway 1 is larger than higher 4325)

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What is a movie with singing and dancing cows called?

A moo-sical.

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How did the smoker, who craved a cigarette, feel when he got to smoke one?

Nicotine in the nick of time.

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How did the vegetarian feel about hotdogs?

They are the wurst!

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What do you call a ball that looks like the earth and lights up?

A global glow ball.

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What is the difference between giving something away for free and charging a fee for it?

The letter R.

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What does this represent?

Making N's meet.

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Where are ings located?

In Ing-land.

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