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Why should one take colitis seriously?

It could lead to a semi-colon.

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Akiva Lane
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If a person is comfortable in social situations, what does he have?

Social security.

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Why did the baker really like his assistant who delivered wedding cakes?

Because he really takes the cake.

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How did Phil become such an expert at bumper cars?

He took a crash course.

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What did they say about the king who was only 12 inches tall?

He was an excellent ruler.

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Akiva Lane
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How did the English teacher teach the class spelling?

She cast them under her spell.

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In the body, what is between tendon B and tendon D.

Tendency.

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What do you call a troop of soldiers with long hair?

The hair force.

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Why is each skunk unique?

Because each is distinked.

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What did the paper say to the pen that was writing on it?

You have a good point.

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What did Goldie Jones call her lock company?

Goldie Locks.

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What is the difference between a real man and one that is not real?

One is Sir Real, and the other is surreal.

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