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What do stressful situations and camping have in common.

Then are both intense.

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How did Joe afford an expensive water filter system for his home?

At a liquidation sale.

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Who was Alexander Graham Belsky?

The first telephone Pole

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Why did the publisher make wide margins when printing the Book of the Prophets?

He wanted wide Prophet margins.

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Why was Bruce Lee's son always on time?

His first name was "Prompt".

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Why is it important to review a subject before taking a test?

Because then what you knew is re-knewed.

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How did the ferris wheel owner feel about having almost no customers?

He felt like he was just spinning his wheels.

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How did Matt and Milly Preiss describe their successful day of parachute jumping?

The Preiss's fell down to earth.

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Why did the unemployed actor break his leg?

He wanted to be in a cast.

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What is a rabbit's favorite music?

Hip hop.

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What do you call online support for barbers?

Eclips

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What is it called when someone drinks whisky when he has a sling on his arm?

A sling shot.

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