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What diagnosis caused the man to break his leg by being too anxious?

A stress fracture

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What kind of horse involves aching muscles?

A charlie horse.

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What course does a punster take to go from making bad to good puns?

End o'cringe-ology

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What did the magician do when he was very tired?

He drank coffee, and that did the trick.

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What was the longest mistake in history?

The Roman Error, it lasted 500 years.

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What is a lawyer's favorite girl's name?

Sue.

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Why did Alan think carefully about everything decision he made?

Because to do anything else would be unthinkable.

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Why is it good to limit the amount of news you ingest every day?

It's not a coincidence that it's called De Press.

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What do you call a place with a lot of spiders?

A web site.

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What did two male siblings name their soup business?

Broth-ers

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How are a sanitation truck and computer similar?

Both are garbage in / garbage out

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Which ethnic food is highest in fiber?

Thai

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