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What is it called when students are studying frantically at the end of the school term?

Term-oil.

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How do you describe the taste of a spicy pun?

Pungent

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What do you call an appointment that gets cancelled?

A dis-appointment.

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Why was it so easy to reverse-engineer this dessert recipe?

It was a piece of cake.

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Why was the hungry secretary like a clock?

At meetings she took minutes, and at meals she took seconds.

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Why did J.K. Rowling stop writing Harry Potter books after book 7?

That's all she wrote.

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What is the section of a hardware store that deals with fences called?

The department of de fence.

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Why wasn't Lucy happy about her schedule?

Because she was so busy, it wasn't funny.

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How did the old car feel after Mr. and Mrs. Jones drove it a long distance?

It felt like such a wreck.

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Why did Alan think carefully about everything decision he made?

Because to do anything else would be unthinkable.

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Why was the tourist dropped off on a deserted island?

He requested an isle seat.

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Why did Billy ask his father to take a baseball bat and a bird to the baseball game?

Because he liked bat man and robin.

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