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What is this?

A tripod.

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What do you call dew that stays on the grass and doesn't disappear?

Resi dew that is over dew.

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Why was the tourist dropped off on a deserted island?

He requested an isle seat.

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What is the realization that all life begins as a fertilized egg?

It's egg-sistential.

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What city is known for being nice?

Nice, France.

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Why did Bill get furious at the person who tried to steal his goat?

It really got his goat.

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Who's bigger - Mr. Bigger, or Mr. Bigger's baby, and why?

Mr. Bigger's baby, because he's a little Bigger.

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What is it called when an iceberg gives a waiter a nice tip?

The tip of the iceberg.

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Were there dinosaurs that sprayed smells like a skunk?

If there were, they are now ex-stinked.

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What is the study of the fancy speech that con-men use called?

Prose and cons.

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How do you compare the words Mercy (English) and Merci (French)?

Mercy is what one asks for, and Merci is what one says after getting it.

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What did the Mayor say about the turnstile jumping on the subway?

That's not fare!

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