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What does a hiker sleep on?

A nap-sack.

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What is the annual football game for plumbers?

The Toilet Bowl.

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Why is the word 'laptop' misleading?

It shouldn't be used on the lap, because of the heat and radiation it generates to the body.

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How did Becky feel about hot dogs?

She felt they were the wurst.

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Where do shoes go to get stronger?

Boot camp.

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Where you can get chicken broth in bulk?

The stock market

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What is it called when someone had a good date, and tells you about it?

An update.

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How did the trucking company become so successful?

They went the extra mile.

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Where do livestock veterinarians have their prescriptions filled?

At the local farmacy

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What are the strongest sea creatures?

Mussels

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What happened when Joe tripped on his neighbor's exposed sewer?

He wanted to sue her.

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How is a liquor store similar to a nursery of babies?

They both have fine whines.

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