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What should you avoid pressing when near a cliff?

The press-ipice.

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Why did the sergeant give his troops sticks of glue?

As a message that they should to stick together.

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Why did Jim's team always win the tug-of-war competitions?

They had a lot of pull.

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How did Bertha feel about the numbers 3, 5, 7, and 9?

She thought they were odd.

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What is a father called who is an expert at doing things?

A doo dad.

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What is an arrangement with UPS, Fedex, or DHL to send a package called?

A package deal.

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What do you call a line at a party waiting for drinks?

The punch line.

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What is it called when you use an Apple computer to cut through loads of information to find what you are looking for?

Mac the knife.

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When Alan and Betty Jones got lost during the African safari, what was their main worry?

They didn't want to be caught behind enemy lions.

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Where do puns come from?

The funny farm

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Where did Shakespeare learn to write plays as a child?

In the play-ground.

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If your dog is not telling the truth while it is sleeping, what should you do?

As the saying goes, let sleeping dogs lie.

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