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What's high in the middle, and round at both ends?

The word Ohio.

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What did Heaven say to the angel that put too much dew on the grass?

Don't over dew it.

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What food is similar to someone who writes graffiti?

A walnut.

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How did Marty respond when his wife accused him of drinking a fifth of whisky?

He pleaded the fifth.

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Who was the head baker to the junior baker?

Her roll model.

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What is it called when someone decides not to do costmetic surgery on their face?

They're doing an about face about their face.

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What is a jacket without curves?

A strait jacket.

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What part of the year do leaders have to be especially cautious?

The fall.

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What are some tics that are full of positive energy?

Ecstatic, enthusiastic, energetic, optimistic, and sympatheic.

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What is this?

A paradigm.

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What do you call an eating contest to see who can eat the fastest?

The gulp war.

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Why did the mother love carry her child?

She started loving it when she carried him before he was born.

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