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Miriam Lane
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What law is involved with marriage and family?

The Law of Relativity.

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Akiva Lane
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What is an aunt that is a great cook called?

Aunty Pasto.

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Akiva Lane
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When John learned to play a musical instrument with his ear, what was the result?

He could play it by ear.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Janet eat from a bag of dates when she talked to Joe at work?

She wanted him to ask her for a date.

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Akiva Lane
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When the truck spilled coffee grounds all over Marvin's lawn, what did his lawyer say?

"I think we have grounds for suing the truck company."

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Shane Ronay
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Did Louie Armstrong enjoy playing the trumpet?

Yes, he enjoyed tooting his own horn.

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Akiva Lane
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What kind of art do father's like?

Pop art.

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Shane Ronay
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What did the procrastinator tell those who said he'd never get anywhere?

"You just wait!"

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Betty fix her watch quickly?

She wanted to have a good time.

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Akiva Lane
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What can you take when you are curious?

You can take a look.

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Why did the editor wear a sweater?

Because writers sent her many drafts.

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What is a berry that doesn't tell the truth about its books?

A lie berry.

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