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Why didn't Janet want to wait in line for 5 hours for tickets to the concert?

She didn't know if she could stand it.

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What can you take when you are hot?

You can take a shower, a bath, or a swim.

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What is a book about all the things that a person thinks they should have done differently?

An oughta-biography.

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Why did Sam dislike going across the bridge on the way to work?

He found that every day it took its toll.

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How did Oedipus feel when he found out about his parents?

Oedipus wreck.

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What word describes a big pile of dirty dishes?

Dishgusting.

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Why did Janet eat from a bag of dates when she talked to Joe at work?

She wanted him to ask her for a date.

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What happens when a problem is solved twice?

It is resolved.

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Now that the Peter bought a dairy farm, what will he do with it?

He'll milk it for all its worth.

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What is a stack of watches called?

A watch tower.

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When the pioneers cut down trees to clear the land, how did they feel about the difficult process of uprooting the tree stumps?

They felt stumped.

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How did Betty feel when the neighbor's dog barked at her whenever she walked by?

She felt hounded.

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