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Why is 8 followed by 9?

Because if you're offered food after you ate, you say: Nein.

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What happens to a person whose drinking leads him to committing crimes?

He goes from drinking bars to jail bars.

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Who owns the largest number of private business aircraft?

King Lear

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Which industry helps news broadcast companies remain profitable?

Radiology

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How did Jeff's friends realize he finished his entire "bucket list" over the weekend?

He looked pail

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What happens when King Charles gets a toothache?

It's a royal pain.

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What company is similar to how Sammy used to have a rock band?

Sam Sung.

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How did this person respond when asked how they're doing?

Doing well, thank you.

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What is this person doing?

He is calling a spade a spade.

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Why did the police enter the comedy club?

The comedian was a riot.

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How did the students of the brilliant physics professor refer to him?

Dr. Know.

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When the prices of houses go up, why do their roofs get weaker?

Because the prices go through the roof.

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