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What do you call a bruise that is in the side of a beet?

A beet nick.

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Why was President Clinton elected in between Presidents George H. and George H.W.?

Because a Bill at hand is worth two in the Bush.

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Why did Jay attend traffic court for his illegal Left Turn?

He knew he was right.

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What 2 letters and 2 numbers mean 'safe dog'?

B9 K9

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How is are parameter lists similar to farmers?

They can have many fields.

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When the teacher said there's no such thing in English as a double positive making a negative, how did a student respond?

Yeah, right.

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What math term did Alice not like?

The mean.

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How does a doctor thank someone for referrals?

Thank you for your patients.

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Why did Matt and Joan feel tension when the dishes weren't washed?

They felt out of sync when the dishes were in the sink.

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Which type airplane do people like to stare at?

A Leer Jet.

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What happens when a problem is solved twice?

It is resolved.

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What company is similar to how Sammy used to have a rock band?

Sam Sung.

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