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Which nut makes people sneeze?

The ca...ca...SHEW!

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What happens when you put on a thick sweater and get very hot?

You become the sweater.

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What did Marty say when he was saved by a lifeguard named Sam Bell?

"I was saved by the Bell".

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Why is each skunk unique?

Because each is distinked.

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What happened when Bob decided to use a Neuralink chip in his brain?

He changed his mind.

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What can you take when you're tired?

You can take a walk, a break, a nap, a rest, a vacation, or a deep breath.

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When we treat others with tact, what is the result?

Our relationships remain intact.

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What is cleaning and oiling a pogo stick called?

Spring cleaning.

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What was Jose's reaction to his first baseball game?

He was impressed how everyone got up at the start and asked him, 'Jose can you see'?

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What is it called when a leader demands that everyone kneel down to him?

Tyra-knee.

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In a polarized society, what is the result of discussions between people with opposite views?

What is discussed results in disgust.

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What happens to old Texas Rangers who can no longer serve?

They become de-ranged

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