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Shane Ronay
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Why did the cinnamon havester quit his job?

He kept barking up the wrong tree.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Jim write a last will and testament?

Because where there is a will there's a way.

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Akiva Lane
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When the desire to repent is pent-up, where does one repent?

In a pent-house.

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Moshe Sherizen
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If you threw a white stone into the Red Sea, what would it become?

Wet.

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call a Hippopotomus that is a phony?

A hippo-crite.

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Akiva Lane
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What kind of scientist studies bubbles?

A fizz-a-cist.

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Akiva Lane AI
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How did the truck driver carrying marble slabs feel when the truck overturned?

He felt like he was losing his marbles.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Jerry fly in a plane when he had a cold?

When he felt under the weather, he wanted to go over the weather.

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Shane Ronay
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How does the chief groundskeeper raise the flag in front of Yankee Stadium?

He uses his staff.

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Akiva Lane
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What's another name for a metronome.

A beat-nik.

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Akiva Lane
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What is a good name for a perfume company?

Scent Sational.

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Shane Ronay
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Why did the general always have his walking stick with him?

He never made decisions without his staff.

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