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Why did Billy ask his father to take a baseball bat and a bird to the baseball game?

Because he liked bat man and robin.

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Which sea creature is stranger than a platypus?

An odder

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Why does a music conductor turn his back on the audience?

He must face the music.

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What will happen if the San Andreas Fault causes an earthquake?

It will be covered by no-fault insurance.

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How did Alice feel when the point of her pencil often broke?

She thought, 'What's the point of using pencils? I'll use pens instead.'

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What's a religious name for foot doctors?

Ortho Docs.

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What did Alan do when he left his 5th floor apartment in the old apartment building without an elevator?

He walked down and later walked up the run-down staircase in the run-down walk-up.

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What do forests and clocks have in common?

Ticks.

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What kind of insect has a name that indicates that it's always running away?

The flea.

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What do you call a baseball player and his Rabbi?

Batman and Rabban.

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Why did Jay attend traffic court for his illegal Left Turn?

He knew he was right.

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Why did the rock band like playing on wide stages?

They liked having good bandwidth.

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