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Why did the butcher not take down the steaks from the top shelf of his freezer?

Because the steaks were too high.

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How do you describe someone in the Middle ages throwing his wig in the air when he inherited money?

The heir threw his hair in the air, and he flipped his wig.

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What is a movie with singing and dancing cows called?

A moo-sical.

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How did Jeff feel when he lost the speech that he was going to give in an hour?

He was speechless.

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What did the baseball park do when their antique organ stopped working?

They found an organ donor.

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What is the motto of the Gluten Intolerance Association?

The Pain of Grain Makes us Mainly Abstain.

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What did the family call their evening meals at their round dining room table?

The nights of the round table.

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Who invented tiny nails?

A guy named Brad.

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Why did Jim feel bad when he heard that the US will stop making pennies?

He thought it didn't make cents.

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Where was the toilet invented?

Flushing, NY

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What do you call a mine that might be silver and might be gold?

Either ore.

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What two letters are empty?

MT

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