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How did Bill feel after he spent time crushing soda cans?

It was soda pressing.

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What do you call a bathroom for both men and women?

A democratic potty.

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How did John feel when his alarm clock woke him up?

He found it alarming.

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What do spices and the earth have in common?

They are both ground.

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What colored letter does not want to wait?

Red D.

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Which prison's glee club repeats the lyrics of each song?

Sing Sing.

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Why are men more curious than women?

Because of their "why" chromosomes.

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What does an orchestra have to do with war?

They both involve violins.

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What is it called when workers in a company go on strike?

Labor pains.

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Why do commuters need sleep specialists?

They are always exhausted.

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Why did the dog bark at the tree?

It was responding to the bark of the tree.

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What did Larry name his new ink and toner business?

Ink, Inc.

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