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Why don't matadors take bulls seriously?

Because they know that they are full of bull.

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What hair style is named after the hair of a horse?

Pony tail.

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How did Bob react when his friend said, 'You look so sunburned, did you use enough sun tan oil'.

Bob responded, 'You don't have to rub in in.'

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What does the drug store - that sells products using vegetables and fish - call itself?

Farm and Sea Pharmacy.

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What did Barbie say to Ken?

You're a doll.

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Why did Alan enjoy reading the novel about a back doctor?

He liked spine novels.

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Why was the cow afraid?

It was a cow-ard.

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What it it called how a dog laps up water after winning a race?

Victory laps.

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What does it mean when there are 2 lions in the middle of the road?

It means that cars shouldn't pass each other.

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Why is this the most expensive dish in the restaurant?

It's 24 carrot plated.

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A swimming pool table.

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Why did Jim feel like a flamingo?

Because he couldn't put his foot down.

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