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What was it called when Pierre welcomed and praised his guests over a glass of wine?

French toast.

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What does praying and Swiss cheese have in common?

They are both holy.

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Why did the gardener see a dermotologist?

Because of his green thumb.

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What was Betty's reaction when the recipe called for stirring the batter?

She kept on stirring until she went batty and stir crazy.

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What kind of tea always tells the truth?

Honest Tea.

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Why did Sally serve beef jerky at the dinner party?

It was her dry sense of humor.

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Why did the cinnamon havester quit his job?

He kept barking up the wrong tree.

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What is the richest perfume.

Musk.

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Why did Charles find a box of chocolates when he checked into his hotel room?

Because it was a suite.

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How best to describe someone who only sees his own perspective?

MYopic.

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Why did the left foot, when it was in back of a person, feel sad?

Because it felt left behind.

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Why did Billy ask his father to take a baseball bat and a bird to the baseball game?

Because he liked bat man and robin.

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