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Why was Maxine confused about how seriously to take Allen?

She didn't know if he was "Sir Real" or "Surreal".

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When Bill had to choose between a heavy oar and a light oar to use with his kayak, what did he choose?

Either oar.

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Does therapy often cost a lot?

Yes, but you can keep the change.

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What did the driver say when she nearly hit a fawn crossing the street?

Oh deer!

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How did Cindy feel about programs that weren't testable?

She felt they were detestable.

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What is the difference between a building under construction and a flashlight?

The building uses heavy beams, and a flashlight uses light beams.

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Why did Cynthia stop drawing the line on the paper?

Because it was the end of the line.

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What happens when a problem is solved twice?

It is resolved.

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Why did the leopard go the empty parking lot and go from one parking space to another?

It wanted to prove wrong those said it couldn't change its spots.

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What does a law student have in common with someone giving up liquor?

They both want to pass the bar.

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Why was the calf hiding in the bushes?

It herd what was at steak.

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What do these two buildings have in common?

They are both called 'The House That Ruth Built'.

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