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Why did King Louis XV say, "After me comes the flood"?

He reigned for 59 years, and King Louis XIV reigned for 72 years, and after all that reigning, of course there would be a flood!

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Yitzchak Berger
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What word is spelled incorrectly in the dictionary?

The word 'incorrectly'.

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Akiva Lane
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What happens every year in the universe?

We celebrate its universe-ary.

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Shaya Dubin
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What do you call an alligator in a vest?

An investigator.

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Shane Ronay
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Which psychology specialty focuses on dealing with others?

Yourology

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Akiva Lane
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What did Cynthia say when her dog bit into her rye bread sandwich?

Something is awry!

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Akiva Lane
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What question can you ask about the leaves of an evergreen tree?

If they don't leave the tree, why are they called leaves?

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Akiva Lane
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What is an insect that hums?

Humbug.

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Akiva Lane
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Why should you usually not take bullies seriously?

Because they are usually just full of bull.

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Shane Ronay
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How did the man get his young dog to stop barking?

He wore Hush Puppies

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Shane Ronay
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What did the Aztec comedy troupe call themselves?

The Inca Hoots

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Alan shoot an arrow into the wind?

He liked shooting the breeze.

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