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What is the ability of having nerves of steel called?

Nerve-ana.

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What happened when the skunk hurt his nose?

It didn't smell anymore.

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How did Bill's body respond when he was insulted?

He felt knocked off his feet, he felt hit in the head, he took it as an affront, and was taken aback.

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What kind of tree teaches us about shapes?

Geoma tree.

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What bidding in the bridge card game do Democrats like?

No trump.

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What did Ted say about his playing a bagel in the school play?

My role is a roll.

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Why should we have more appreciation for street contractors?

Because they pave the way for us.

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What do you call a line of rabbits putting seeds into the ground a second time?

A re-seeding hare line.

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If you formed some herbs into a small submarine, what would be the result?

A suburb.

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Is this letter waiting for anything?

No, it's ready.

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What political system tries to make people calm?

Calm-unisim.

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How do patrons locate a Greek restaurant when their GPS isn't working?

They use a gyro-scope

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