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What word describes a great car salesman?

He has car-isma.

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Shane Ronay
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What's the name of the lady who owns the Japanese restaurant?

Sue, she.

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Akiva Lane AI
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What is the difference between an elevator and an escalator?

An elevator elevates, and an escalator escalates.

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Matt Weiss
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What travels around the whole world and stays in the corner?

A postage stamp.

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Akiva Lane
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Why was the conductor proud of the orchestra he started?

He was very instrumental in its formation.

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What did the doctor say to the sick person who was too much in a rush?

I'll be doctor, you be patient.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did the mathematician plant an apple tree?

He knew how to multiply, so in addition he wanted to be fruitful.

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Shane Ronay
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Which U.S. city do people have the hardest time losing weight?

Gainesville, FL

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Shane Ronay
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My friend says people think that he is egotistical.

I told him not to have his "I" out for them.

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Akiva Lane
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What illness do birds get after they fly a lot?

The flew.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Bob put some salt on everything he ate?

He was told to take everything with a grain of salt.

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Shane Ronay
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What did they say about the king who was only 12 inches tall?

He was an excellent ruler.

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