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Would anyone make or buy an odor-less perfume?

No, that would be non-scents.

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What day is just before a birthday?

Labor day.

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What vegetables were on strike?

The onions, because they were onion-ized.

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How did Max feel about pulling his old couch to the junkyard?

It was such a drag.

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What did the rancher say to the person he thought was taking down parts of his fence?

I'm accusing you, but I hope you don't take offence.

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What is it called when cars protest public lies by honking their horns?

Taking the bull by the horns.

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Why did Bill get arrested when he was boarding a plane?

In a loud voice he said 'Hi' to his friend Jack.

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What phrase explains the importance of making a will?

Where there's a will there's a way.

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What did the mason say when he realized an error was made on a headstone?

What a grave mistake.

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Why did the bed feel bad?

When people slept on it, it felt under a rest.

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Why is bread a lot like the sun?

Because it rises in the yeast, and sets in the waist.

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Why was President Clinton elected in between Presidents George H. and George H.W.?

Because a Bill at hand is worth two in the Bush.

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