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Why are bananas so popular?

They have a peel.

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Akiva Lane
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What is a father that sells soft-drinks called?

A soda pop.

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What does an orchestra and a destructive mob have in common?

They both have violins.

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How did the alien feel when trying to socialize with people?

Alienated.

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What song verses appeal to everyone, and where do they teach this?

Uni-verse, taught in a Uni-verse-ity

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Matt Weiss
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Where do books sleep?

Between the covers.

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What is this?

It's a lap top.

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Why did Liz putting a wedding song as her phone's ring tone?

She wanted a wedding ring.

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How did the veterinarian know that the horse had a cold?

He heard it straight from the horses mouth.

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What does a faucet, a clock, and an athlete have in common?

The are all running.

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How did Maxine fold up her laptop?

She folded the screen down.

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What do you call someone who is very good at finding things?

Pro found.

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