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Will the door squeak when it's opened and closed?

That hinges on whether it is oiled.

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What is a stretched rope that walks around called?

A tight rope walker.

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What does this represent?

The splitting of the the red sea.

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When Beverly got to the supermarket, why did she first go to the fruits and vegetable section?

Since she was on a diet, it was a step in the right direction.

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After being disappointed by the response he got, why did Jim go fishing at lake Excellent?

He was fishing for compliments.

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What do you call a bee that does not cost money?

A free bee.

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How did Irving's family react when he wanted to be called Izzy?

They found it unnerving.

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What did the chiropractor say when he started working on a patient?

Welcome back.

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What did Beth say when she saw icebergs from her boat?

I see icy ice seas.

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Why was Billy so fascinated watching the contruction worker?

He found it riveting.

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Why was the diver not so proud of diving into a bucket of water?

Compared to all his other abilities, it was only a drop in the bucket.

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What is the difference between an optometrist and a psychologist?

One is an eye doctor and the other is an 'I' doctor.

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