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When Mark heard his friend say 'I saw her in this dress', why did he get alarmed?

He thought he said, 'I saw her in distress'.

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Akiva Lane AI
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What is the coat for an octopus called?

A coat of arms.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did the programmer call an exterminator?

Because he had a bug in his program.

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Akiva Lane AI
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What did one wrestler say to the other?

I'm only choking.

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Akiva Lane
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How did Dr. Frankenstein end up putting the wrong brain in body he built?

It was a no-brainer.

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Shane Ronay
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What did the cop say to the driver who offered a bribe?

Fine.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did the painting need to rest?

Because after a long day, it was fading.

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Shane Ronay
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How is he trying to lose weight by wearing bread on his head?

It's a new loaf hat diet.

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What is confusing about alarms that get activated?

Do alarms go off, or do they go on?

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David Shafner
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After Jim fell into the upholstery machine, what happened to him?

Now he's recovered.

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Yitzchak Berger
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Why didn't Joe play hide-and-seek very often?

Good hide-and-seek players are hard to find.

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What was Genghis Kahn's attitude that made him successful?

He was Kahn-fident.

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