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Is Jim doing this by chance?

No, he's doing it on porpoise.

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How did the smoker, who craved a cigarette, feel when he got to smoke one?

Nicotine in the nick of time.

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What do you call an airline founded by a group of inheritors?

United Heirlines

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How did the teacher feel when he realized that no one was paying attention to him?

He felt like he was the chairman of the bored.

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What letters are asleep?

ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ's

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Why did the rancher find his horses difficult to control?

Because they were always horsing around.

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What happens when you take clothes out of a dresser and put them on?

You become the dresser.

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What is this pitcher doing?

He's pitching a tent.

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How did the rock group debase themselves?

By firing their bass player.

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Why did Sir Edmund Hillary climb Mount Everest?

It peaked his interest.

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Why did Sara like cream cheese with her lox?

It was the key and combination that unlocked the taste of the lox.

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What was Fred's reaction when someone suggested that he become a chiropracter?

He was taken aback.

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