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How did Jerry feel about missing out on the sale to learn kick-boxing for a year for free?

He could have kicked himself.

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What's the best time to create a virtual loaf of bread?

E-leaven.

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What was the source of Bob's mortal foot injury?

He kicked the bucket.

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How did the small piece of wood feel when there was nothing to do?

It was a little board.

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Where you can get chicken broth in bulk?

The stock market

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Why did King Louis XV say, "After me the flood"?

Because he rained for 59 years.

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What is a course called where you learn to be a doctor with material you get in the mail?

A post doctorate.

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What is the motto of someone who eats just a little too much?

Eat, drink, and be merry, for tomorrow we diet.

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What award did Frank Lloyd Wright win with this design?

A stairing contest

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Who invented tiny nails?

A guy named Brad.

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When the pessimist says 'It can't get any worse', what does the optimist say?

It can!

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Why did the CEO move the company from the 3rd floor to the 4th floor?

Because he wanted to take the company to the next level.

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