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Why didn't Jerry mind if his dog didn't tell the truth when the dog was asleep?

Because he let sleeping dogs lie.

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Why did Bob join the tug-of-war team?

He wanted to meet people who had a lot of pull.

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What was King Louis the XV referring to when he said, 'After me the flood'?

The rain of terror.

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Who was the head baker to the junior baker?

Her roll model.

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What is the beginning and end of a hail storm called?

Inhale and exhale.

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Why did the singer stand on a key?

He didn't want to sing off key.

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How would you describe ordinary airplanes in a large empty area?

Plain planes on a plain plain.

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Why are the internal parts of a person called organs?

Because they are very organized.

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After reading the news each day, what is the main question that can occur to you?

What can explain the second half of the word 'mankind'?

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When does fore plus fore equals four.

The forelegs of one horse and the forelegs of another horse adds up to four legs.

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How did the old car feel after Mr. and Mrs. Jones drove it a long distance?

It felt like such a wreck.

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Why was Fred very good at sleeping?

He could do it with his eyes closed.

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