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What does Superman, Batman and South Africa have in common.

They all have a cape of good hope.

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What is similar between a mother with a child and furniture that stores clothes?

They are both dressers.

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Why did Jim write a last will and testament?

Because where there is a will there's a way.

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What's a good name for this bicycle truck that sells ices?

Wheely Cool.

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Why did the man buy so much bottled water?

There was a liquidation sale.

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It's a reddish radish in a red dish.

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What do you call tea that reduces intelligence?

Stupidi-tea.

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Why did the towel feel so tired after it was used?

It felt like a wrung out towel.

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What do attorneys wear to court when representing clients?

Their law suits.

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What are earings called that are in the shape of pears?

A pear of earrings.

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How did the Mexican "Uno Dos" bandits get their name?

They'd leave without a "tres".

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Why do internet browsers tend to gain weight?

They use cookies.

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