Pictures:

Akiva Lane
General
Picture

What do you call it when the CIA puts a bugging device in a flower pot in a factory?

A plant in a plant in a plant.

168
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

How does wheat and rice know how to grow?

It's ingrained in them.

3047
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

What is cleaning and oiling a pogo stick called?

Spring cleaning.

965
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

What did the Howard Knot Rope Company say about its competitors?

They're not Knot knots.

3081
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

What did the waiter say when the customer sent the food back to the kitchen?

Thanks for the feedback.

2385
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

How was Gumby when it came to making appointments?

He was very flexible.

2646
Shane Ronay
General
Picture

Why are bananas so popular?

They have a peel.

237
Shane Ronay
General
Picture

What novel experience did Dan like to share with others?

His joy of reading new novels.

1088
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

How did the moose get into the restaurant?

The customer asked for mousse, and the waiter brought him one.

2016
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

Why is Joe doing this?

He was told it was important to push the envelope.

2213
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

What do they say about the tree that was cut down because it no longer had leaves?

It was absent without leaves.

2165
Akiva Lane AI
General
Picture

When the hunter wanted to hunt the deer, how did the deer respond?

I'm game.

3249