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What is it called when someone drives using an interactive talking GPS device?

ChatGPS

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What do you call a ball that looks like the earth and lights up?

A global glow ball.

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Why did Beverly learn about all kinds of varieties of nuts?

She wanted to be good at identifying people who are nuts.

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To measure the size of a bagel, how much of the bagel do you include?

You include the whole.

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What did Beth answer when Phil asked for a second date?

OK, I'll try a re-Phil.

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Why didn't Jane play hide and seek?

Good players are hard to find.

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What did the uninitiated tourist think when he visited here?

People were talking to the wall.

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Why can you get books from a strawberry that doesn't tell the truth?

It's a lie berry.

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Why did the insulted person steal a fence?

Because he took offense.

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Why did the mother have sore hands?

She had meta-carpools.

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When Sharon found an old copy of Crime and Punishment, what was she holding?

A dusty Dostoevsky.

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Why didn't Betty want to talk about the bed that her dog Dignity was sleeping on?

She felt it was beneath her dignity.

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