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How did Jacob feel about Rivka's borther Lavan when he worked for Lavan for 20 years?

He felt that Lavan wasn't lovin'.

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When Maxine was offered wine, what did she answer that was misinterpreted?

Wine, not.

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What country is similar to a runner that just finished a race?

Iran

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Why is this bench so comfortable?

The lumber support.

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What is the message of a clock with wings?

That time flies.

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What is a nickname for pharmacists?

Pharmers.

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How did Jack learn to give himself a haircut?

He knew it off the top of his head.

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What are bored students called?

The bored of education.

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Why did Bill and Nancy marry each other?

They found each other engaging.

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What do you call an ambulance for alligators?

Gator Aid.

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Why do mice like being photographed?

They like it when the photographer says, 'Say cheese'.

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What's the motto of the National Air Traffic Controller Association?

"Don't know if you're coming or going? We do!".

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