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What is it called when carpets are dropped out of planes?

Carpet bombing.

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Why did Beth and Charlie spend their vacation in a run down motel?

The other places were full, and this was a last resort.

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What is the motto of the Gluten Intolerance Association?

The Pain of Grain Makes us Mainly Abstain.

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What is another name for misleading and dangerous advertising?

Ad vice.

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Why did the small pail go to the doctor?

Because it was a little pale.

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What would happen if Finland closed its borders?

People wouldn't be able to cross the Finnish line.

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What part of the body do military people try to avoid?

De feet.

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What do you say when you see an elephant?

You mongous!

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What's wrong with overseeing a coatroom in July?

Nobody has hang-ups.

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What did Joey do when his mother said his bathroom towel was dirty, and he should throw it in the hamper?

He threw in the towel.

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Why do some major in Hospitality Management?

To learn the inns and outs of the subject.

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What kind of question is, 'What came first, the chicken or the egg'?

Its an egg-sistential question.

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