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What happens if certain fowl don't build insulated nests for winter?

They go cold turkey.

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Why did Max fire his accountant?

Because Max told him he wanted the business to be liquid, and the accountant thought he said 'liquidated'.

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What is a banquet for bowlers called?

A bowling ball.

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What did the miner say when he discovered gold?

It's mine!

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When Nancy suggested putting grated cheese on the salad, what was everyone's reaction?

They thought it was grate.

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Why didn't Bill have a good vacation?

By mistake he went to a hostile instead of a hostel.

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Why didn't the cat go to the doctor?

It was feline fine.

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Why should you be careful with things that seem great?

Because great begins with the word grey.

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When we treat others with tact, what is the result?

Our relationships remain intact.

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Why wasn't the student's cousin able to pick her up from school?

It wasn't a pparent.

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What is an arrangement with UPS, Fedex, or DHL to send a package called?

A package deal.

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What did the rich cow have lots of?

Mooooolah.

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