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What is an insect that hums?

Humbug.

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What was Judy's reaction when the milk spilled on the floor?

No use crying over spilled milk.

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Why is the centipede considered one of the strongest of insects?

It takes a while until it is on its last legs.

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Where did the army put their best soldiers?

On the front lions.

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Why didn't ancient man understand the world of the stars?

It was over his head.

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What was Bill's reaction when he found a hole in the wall of the outhouse?

"I need that like a hole in the head'.

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How can you identify a Dogwood tree?

By its bark.

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Why was Bill on the lookout for turnips?

He didn't know when they might turn up.

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What issue was Beth thinking about when deciding whether or not to vote Republican?

If the elephant is relevant.

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How did Mr. and Mrs. Tern express their appreciation for each other?

One good Tern deserves another.

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What is the most disrespectable aspect of the computer?

The cursor.

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What is a good ad slogan for the Grates metal company?

Get great grates at Grates grates.

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