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What is it called when Charlie talked with his Grandmother every week?

Tele-gram.

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What is someone called who can't stop weaving on a loom?

A loomatic.

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Why did this company have a bad reputation?

They were suspected of monkey business.

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After the earthquake destroyed the land where a well was, what did the engineer say who was looking for it in the dark?

I don't feel well.

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Why did Billy have trouble learning to speak using future and past tense?

It made him tense.

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What does the army and the wind have in common?

They both can have a draft.

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Why did the blues band remind Bob of his days hunting whales?

The wailing reminded him of whaling.

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What is a price war and an advertising war between stores called?

Retailiation.

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What kind of bird doesn't sing, but only hums?

A hummingbird.

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What did Mr. & Mrs. Auer call eating a meal together?

They called it our Auer hour.

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How is America similar to those who figured out how to make a bus that looked like a cylinder?

Column bus discovery

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Which doctor would you want overseeing your bacterial infection?

The Chief of Staph

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