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Shayna Lane
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What was King Louis the XV referring to when he said, 'After me the flood'?

The rain of terror.

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Akiva Lane AI
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Why did Max keep a safe in his house?

Everyone was telling him 'Keep safe'.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did the insulted person steal a fence?

Because he took offense.

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Akiva Lane AI
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What do you call a trumpet made from a shoe?

A shoe horn

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Yehuda Lane
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What did Bob have to decide when someone insulted him before he boarded the plane at the airport?

Fight or flight.

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Akiva Lane
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What are earings called that are in the shape of pears?

A pear of earrings.

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Akiva Lane AI
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Were there dinosaurs that sprayed smells like a skunk?

If there were, they are now ex-stinked.

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Akiva Lane
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Why didn't Maxine like using coupons that could be torn out of magazines?

She thought they were a rip-off.

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Akiva Lane AI
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Why did Bill put his left hand over the food when he finished eating?

Because the food on the plate were left-overs.

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Akiva Lane
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What can you say about someone who wanted something for a long time?

The longing was long.

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Shane Ronay
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What's the proper thing to say to a friend who just bought a fancy new wine cooler?

Cool!

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Akiva Lane
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How does a salesman fasten a customer's attention to a sales pitch?

It has to be fasten-ating.

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