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Why didn't Beth like pressing flowers?

She found it depressing, and she didn't like activities that were cut and dried.

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Where did Shakespeare play as a child that helped him learn to write plays?

The playground.

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How did the comb feel after it had its teeth made thinner?

It felt fine.

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What is special about an erasable whiteboard?

Its remarkable.

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How did Beth like her job ironing shirts?

She was ironing bored.

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What are mens' favorite legume?

Chick peas

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What do you say when you finally see a parking space?

I spot a spot.

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What did Barry say when he was told about a newsstand that he didn't know about?

That's news to me.

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What phone app helps you go to sleep for short periods of time?

The Nap App.

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How did Billy feel when the cookies got smashed?

He felt crummy.

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What's high in the middle, and round at both ends?

The word Ohio.

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Why did Betty look for someone who loves ceilings?

She thought it would be cool if she got a ceiling fan.

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