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Why did John keep 2 bags of carrots in the freezer, with 12 carrots in each bag?

He wanted 24 carrots cold.

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What are groups called that claim they know all the facts?

Factions.

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What is true about this famous journalist?

His name is Mudd

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Why should we be careful about illusions?

Because it begins with the word 'ill'.

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Why are shovels so important to society?

They are a ground-breaking tool.

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What is a good name for a company that sells sprinkler systems?

Cease Fire (an actual name of a company)

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What did Rob's wife do when he realized he'd bought a guitar missing some components?

She told him not to fret.

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How did Mark feel when he used a machine to get rid of his static?

He felt ex-static.

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What is a book about Elon Musk and Henry Ford called?

Auto Biography.

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What is it called when a city is overrun by cats?

A cat-astrophe.

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What do you call birds who go to a house of worship?

Birds of pray.

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How do you describe this costume?

This guy's disguise is the skies.

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