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How did Andrea feel when she opened the bag of cookies and they were smashed, but she ate them anyway?

She felt crummy.

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What was the motto of the company that made horror movies?

We've only begun to fright.

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What is a movie with singing and dancing cows called?

A moo-sical.

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Why do chickens tend to have egg-streme political opinions?

Because they don't like being in the middle of the road.

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What bidding in the bridge card game do Democrats like?

No trump.

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A paradigm.

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What is it called when two people argue about who won a contest?

They're contesting the contest.

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Why did the family try to get Mark and Sam Enz to stop their argument for 10 years?

It was important to make Enz meet.

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What's worse than a crazy driver?

Someone who drives you crazy.

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Which Einstein idea concerns family relations?

The Theory of Relativity.

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Why did George sell his barber shop?

He found cleaning it to be a hair-raising experience.

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What did the thread say to the needle?

I'm just passing through.

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