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What do you call a store that sells candy and serves liquor?

A candy bar.

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What does Bill Gates, Steve Jobs, Donald Trump, Elon Musk, Sigmund Freud, and Karl Marx all have in common?

Their last names are one syllable.

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What's involved with cloud seeding?

It's just shooting the breeze.

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How did the medical student choose Ophthalmology as a specialty?

He researched his options, and the eyes had it.

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When the new driver felt he was driving too fast, what was very confusing to him?

He didn't know if he should slow down or slow up.

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What do you call having a talent for making fun of others?

Special Tease

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Why did Billy find it so easy to climb walls?

Because he was so off the wall.

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What part of the Talmud has to do with carbonated drinks?

Talmud Sota from Talmud Bubbly, studied at the Coca Kollel, as they sing Mizmor le Soda.

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What does the drug store - that sells products using vegetables and fish - call itself?

Farm and Sea Pharmacy.

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Why did Betty enjoy the Uber ride?

It gave her a lift.

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Why do we have to be careful with people who appear smart, and claim to be 'sincere'?

Though they might seem like a 'seer', they might not mind 'sinning'.

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What name did Mr. and Mrs. Tross have second thoughts about naming their baby boy?

Albert.

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