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What spice did Betty avoid adding to recipes?

Because she felt people didn't taste it, it was a waste of Thyme.

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How was the game between professional football players and prisoners in jail?

It had its pros and cons.

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Why did Barry look at his feet when he walked at work?

Because his boss told him he had to watch his step.

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When Arnie said that he preferred to learn accordion rather than piano, what were his parents reaction?

They changed his music teacher accordingly.

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What did they say about the king who was only 12 inches tall?

He was an excellent ruler.

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How did the students of the brilliant physics professor refer to him?

Dr. Know.

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Does the Moot Pencil Company make very sharp pencils?

That's a moot point.

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What permission is needed to kill lice?

A lice sense.

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What did the people on the ship say when they saw Jack the pirate boarding their ship?

Hijack.

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How did the teacher feel about the dry-erase white board.

He thought it was remarkable.

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Why did the politician like to winnow grain on the farm?

He liked how it is spelled: win now.

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Who is not very good at match-making?

Smokey the Bear, because he doesn't like playing with matches.

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