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Where do mathematicians go on vacation?

Times Square

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What game does this represent?

The orange bowl.

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What kind of exercize is not worth doing?

An exercize in futility.

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What are lost and found items displayed on a basketball court?

Small claims court.

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Why is the plural of garbage garbage?

No matter how much garbage there is, it's still garbage.

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What happened to the dry cleaner who processed a man's jacket with a wallet left in the pocket?

He was charged with money laundering.

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What does the Constitution have in common with balancing a checkbook?

Checks and balances.

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How do you get someone to say 'Who's there?'

You say 'Knock, knock'

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How is a meal like archery?

It's best when it hits the spot.

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What music do you wrap presents to?

Rap music.

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What's the name of the lady who owns the Japanese restaurant?

Sue, she.

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Why was Arnold arguing with his stomach?

Because he ate something that didn't agree with him.

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