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Why didn't Mike want to go to the supermarket?

He was afraid of the 'eggs aisle'.

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In the body, what is between tendon B and tendon D.

Tendency.

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What did the children say when given these?

Ooh...goody, goody gumdrops!

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What is this person doing?

He is calling a spade a spade.

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What are the benefits of having a sense of wonder (one-der)?

It can help you feel at 'one' with everything.

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What did the lottery operator do when a group of actors won the lottery?

She counted her lucky stars.

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What is a caveman's favorite meal?

A club sandwich.

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What is it called if a baseball pitcher throws a small model of an elevator?

An elevator pitch.

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What is this?

A picture worth a thousand words.

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Why are people who used to be perts very smart?

Because they are ex-perts.

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Why did the factory that made car transmissions have problems?

Because their assembly line was make-shift.

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Why did the programmer call an exterminator?

Because he had a bug in his program.

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