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What was Karl Marx and his brother called?

The Marx brothers.

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Why do the Polish not force their cuisine on others?

They figure it's their pierogi-tive.

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What do you call a father who makes corny jokes?

Pop corn.

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What color learns a lot by reading books?

Red

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What happened after the US dropped atom bombs on Japan?

There was a baby boom.

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What would you call one of these owned by several people?

An OUR Glass

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Why are rock bands from Finland kosher?

They have Finns and scales.

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What do employees of a pen company get when they retire?

A pen sion.

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What is someone called who is so good at finding things, that people pay for searching?

Profound.

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Why was Jim happy that after dieting he fit into his old clothes?

He knew that when it comes to dieting, it's survival of the fit-est.

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What happened when they put a lion in the elevator?

It caused an uproar.

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What room do bats live in?

The bat room.

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