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What are the coolest inventions?

The refrigerator and the air conditioner.

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What is a father called who is an expert at doing things?

A doo dad.

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What does a big fine for drunken driving have in common with English grammar?

Sin tax.

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Why didn't Gary want to walk too far for ideas?

Because then they would be far-fetched.

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Matt Weiss
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Why didn't the clam share its food?

Because it was shell-fish.

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How much does marriage change a relationship?

It completely altars it.

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What song is about AI being used by farmers?

Old MaDonald had a farm - AI, AI, O.

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Does the Moot Pencil Company make very sharp pencils?

That's a moot point.

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Why was Jim happy that after dieting he fit into his old clothes?

He knew that when it comes to dieting, it's survival of the fit-est.

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Shane Ronay
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How does one obtain a very firm crease from the dry cleaner?

Request an increase.

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What is the boy doing?

He's looking a gift horse in the mouth.

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What do transport companies and movies have in common?

They both have trailers.

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