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What did Frank say when he wanted to tell someone how he felt?

I want to be Frank with you.

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Why did Bill take music stands from other places, and put them in his house?

When he felt strongly about something, he felt he needed to take a stand.

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If two eyes are labeled A and B, what eye is smarter?

A Eye

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What does the word 'injest' mean?

To eat something while laughing.

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What would it be called if you wrapped a city in a big blue blanket?

Rhapsody in Blue.

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What did the rich cow have lots of?

Mooooolah.

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What did the losing coach say about his opponent after losing by 52 points?

I found them very offensive.

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What is special about the sentence, 'See, yes we can'?

The words mean Yes in Spanish, English, French, and Hebrew.

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Why do mice like being photographed?

They like it when the photographer says, 'Say cheese'.

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Why did Phil stop turning around?

Because every time he turned around, another year went by.

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Why did the weasel go to prison?

The mink stole.

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How did Bill feel when he was trying to catch a goose?

He felt like he was on a wild goose chase.

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