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How did Sam feel about getting bald?

Hair today, gone tomorrow.

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Does the Moot Pencil Company make very sharp pencils?

That's a moot point.

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When a foreman has a child, what does he become?

A forefather.

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What liquid is able to run?

Running water.

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What did Betty call the fish meals that she loved eating?

Delicious fishes.

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Why do people like peeling their own fruit?

Because if other people peel it, it has less appeal.

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What did the painter say when told he was supposed to paint the ship WHITE - not navy blue?

Oops - I blue it.

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How did Lisa feel when she found that someone had pressed all the buttons in the elevator?

She found it depressing.

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What is an example of a ring that weighs nothing?

The ring of a phone or of a doorbell.

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Why did Andy become a tightrope walker in the circus?

He was told that big money could be made in jobs that are online.

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What did the publishing company name itself that set up shop in an old basketball court?

Full Court Press.

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Even though Julie loved history, why did she choose not be a historian?

There was no future in it.

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