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What crime does this describe?

Assault and battery.

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Shane Ronay
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Why are jellyfish so mean?

Because they're spineless.

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Why was Betty so surprised when a blue car drove up and her friend stepped out?

Because it came out of the blue.

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What is the proper way to greet the Dalai Lama?

Hello Dalai!

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Why did Beverly Teak's niece make her feel elderly?

Her niece called her Aunt Teak.

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Why was Len's music career over before it began?

He was asked to return with a demo.

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Why didn't the cafeteria label their trays A, B, C, D, etc?

Because the second one would be 'betray'.

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What do programs, programmers, mathematics, lumbermills, and fireplaces all have it common?

They all use logs.

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What do you call a plane that is not fancy?

A plain plane.

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Zev Juravel
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What electronic device is named after an American insect?

USB

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What is a list of people from Czechoslovakia called?

A Czech list.

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What is the person on the right doing?

He's using a needle to needlessly needle someone who doesn't need it.

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