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Why do female sheep often have an identity crisis?

Because they think, "I am a ewe".

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Why did Charles find a box of chocolates when he checked into his hotel room?

Because it was a suite.

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What political system tries to make people calm?

Calm-unisim.

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How did the 2 robbers work together?

They would co-robberate.

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When Bill took the hot air balloon, why did he find it hard to concentrate?

Because then his head was in the clouds.

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What did Reggie name his band?

The Regimen

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What is the largest bone on hippos?

Their hips.

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What did the procrastinator tell those who said he'd never get anywhere?

"You just wait!"

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What gets larger as the things they represent get smaller?

The numbers associated with roads (highway 1 is larger than higher 4325)

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Which college shows the most compassion to fire victims?

Aw, burn University

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What is a word that describes things that are VERY natural?

Super-natural.

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In what part of our head might there be praying going on all the time?

In our temples.

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