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What did the doctor say when his nurse said there was a man in the waiting room who was disappearing?

Tell him I can't see him now.

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What do you call people who work together in a chocolate factory?

Cocoa co-workers.

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When the lusion got sick, why wasn the doctor not concerned?

He said it was an ill lusion.

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What is similar between America and counting from Passover to Shavuous?

They both have 50 states.

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After flowers and berries fuse into a pineapple, why can't they do it a second time?

Because then they would refuse.

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What do you call someone who measures how much status people have?

A statustician

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Why did Bill bring money to bed?

Because he had been sleeping poorly.

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Why was Bill hesitant to have a rock band play on his yacht?

He was always told it's not good to rock the boat.

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In a polarized society, what is the result of discussions between people with opposite views?

What is discussed results in disgust.

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A book about basement renovation ideas?

Best Cellars

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Why did King Midas make a well?

He thought, I might as well.

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Why did Nancy like turning on light bulbs?

She enjoyed the experience of 'seeing the light'.

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