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Why was the diver not so proud of diving into a bucket of water?

Compared to all his other abilities, it was only a drop in the bucket.

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Why should baggage with wheels not be called luggage?

Because it is wheeled and not lugged around.

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What country is similar to a runner that just finished a race?

Iran

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What is the relationship between a trial and love?

The trial involves justice, and love involves just us.

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What happens if a cat falls into vinegar?

It becomes a sourpuss.

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What happened when Gary tried to play piano by ear?

He decided it's better to play with his hands.

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What did Alan do when he left his 5th floor apartment in the old apartment building without an elevator?

He walked down and later walked up the run-down staircase in the run-down walk-up.

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What is a person who stops exercizing called?

An ex-exercizer.

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Why does a letter C emerging from the ground have to be dealt with immediately?

It's an emergent C.

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What are these people doing?

Driving people bananas.

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What is an Eskimo father called?

An ice pop.

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Why do 95% of bald people still own a comb?

They can't part with it.

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