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What did Bill say when he brought his bike to the bike store to have the brakes fixed?

Give me a break!

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What happens to unsold bread from the bakery?

It's toast.

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If April showers bring May flowers what do May flowers bring.

Pilgrims

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What happened on April 16th and 17th 1986?

This man got his dates mixed up.

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Why is a mind like a parachute?

It only works when it is open.

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What is the man on the right doing?

Scraping the bottom of the barrel from the top.

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What letter in the alphabet has the highest level of curiosity?

Y

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If bored people chose a leader, what would the postion be called?

Chairman of the bored.

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Why did Joe race Fred to the punch-bowl at the party?

He wanted to beat him to the punch.

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What do you call a broken garbage receptacle?

A has bin.

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How is a liquor store similar to a nursery of babies?

They both have fine whines.

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Why did Alan think carefully about everything decision he made?

Because to do anything else would be unthinkable.

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