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How did Linda react when she saw that her bank balance started with a minus sign?

She thought it was a bad sign.

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What is a survey about telephone usage called?

A telephone poll.

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When the bee joined the bee hive, how did it feel?

It felt like a newbie.

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What is not a nice way to describe how one's vacuum cleaner works?

It sucks!

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What was Pandora guilty of?

Out of the box thinking.

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On a hot sunny day, why did Bill eat all the peas in the can and left only one?

Because then he had a canopy.

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What did the Design major do when he wasn't accepted to the program?

He went back to the drawing board.

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Which dog breed echoes an overly enthusiastic relative?

A Pinscher

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If a pineapple is a collection of fused berries, what is it called if a detached berry doesn't want to re-join the group?

It is refusing to refuse.

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What time is it 15 minutes before you finish a meal?

A quarter to ate.

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What state keeps track of their Dell computers?

Delaware

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How are a salad and a Paris bathroom similar?

They both accommodate French dressing.

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