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What do you call a baseball player and his Rabbi?

Batman and Rabban.

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What two letters are empty?

MT

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Why did the family chissel their names in the tree in the backyard?

They were making a family tree.

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What did the deer in the forest say to the hunter?

I'm game.

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When the nerve cell tells the muscle cell to contract, what is the muscle cell's reaction?

You have some nerve!

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What vitamin is similar to a girl's Bas Mitzvah?

Vitamin B12

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Why did Bob put some salt on everything he ate?

He was told to take everything with a grain of salt.

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Why is moving from one house to another like fighting?

Because it involves boxing.

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Why did the mother agree to carry her crying child?

To have a walking, crying child would be too pre-carry-us.

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What letter is good for a cough?

T

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Why doesn't Superman go out after dark when he visits Krypton, Kentucky?

Because then it's Krypton night.

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What did Barbie say to Ken?

You're a doll.

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