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How is time like an insect?

It tends to creep up on you.

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What is it called if a person agrees in order to get something in return?

A greed.

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What is the lesson of daylight savings time?

If clocks can change, so can we.

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What do you call a place where crows drink beer?

A crow bar.

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How do the bags in the supermarket feel?

They are fit to be tied.

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How do you describe the protesters living in tents in front of City Hall?

A tent city in a tense city.

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Where's a cheap option for finding certain wristwatch parts?

A second-hand store.

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Why was the math book sad?

Because it had so many problems.

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What do you call a hippopotamus with long hair?

A hippie potamus.

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How did Charlie feel when he lost his list of things to do?

He felt listless.

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Why did Beth wonder if her husband had any thoughts in his head?

Because so often she felt that he acted in a way that was thoughtless.

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Why is "libre" the Latin root for both book and liberty'?

It implies that learning makes us free.

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