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Do cows generally live alone?

It's generally un-herd of.

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Did Emily like living near the water?

She shore did.

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What can you say about a teacher without any students?

He's in a class all by himself.

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What is built into the walls at Microsoft headquarters?

Microsoft windows.

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Did you hear about the lawsuit between NBA players and the league?

It was a basket case.

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Why did the city clean up it's large city dump?

Because people felt that its waste line was unsightly.

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Which type of realtor focuses only on promoting people's basements?

A celler's agent.

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What would the Eiffel Tower be called if it fell down?

The I Fell Tower

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What is ironic about The Flat Earth Society?

Their members are all around the globe.

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Why did the genie go to a psycho-therapist?

Because he felt all bottled-up.

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Why wasn't Joe able to get the bank's low-interest loan?

Because the bank had low interest in giving the loan.

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What happens to a snowman that gets angry?

It has a meltdown.

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