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How would you describe Shakespeare's development as a writer?

It went through many stages.

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How did the Head of Engineering at MIT get his job?

By being a roads scholar

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What do you call a place where crows drink beer?

A crow bar.

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How do you describe the taste of a spicy pun?

Pungent

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Why was Emily reluctant to use a tractor on her farm?

Because it didn't attract her.

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Why did the bartender encourage his customers to drink more?

He wanted them to be more tips-y.

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Why did Sam put his shoes close to the fireplace?

When people say 'hot shoes', he says 'G-d bless you'.

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What are examples of types of bread in a bakery called?

Roll models.

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Why is wine part of religious ceremonies?

Because it's De' vine.

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What is similar between paying to use a towel at the gym, and a roll of Bounty towels?

One is a pay-per towel, and the other is a paper towel.

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Why did the person who smoked too much go to Istanbul on a cold day right after Thanksgiving?

Because he wanted to go cold Turkey.

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Why was the son of a drapery store owner upset when flunking out of college?

He knew it was curtains for him.

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