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Why did Andy become a tightrope walker in the circus?

He was told that big money could be made in jobs that are online.

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What 'joke' did the wife not appreciate when she was preparing a meal on her kitchen counter-top?

When her husband said, 'You're being counter productive."

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What do you call a person who makes great bagels and lox?

A lox-smith.

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What is a line of rabbits putting seeds in the ground called?

A re-seeding hare line.

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Why did Betty watch the weeds grow in the vacant lot?

Because she enjoyed it as the plot thickened.

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Why is it important to review a subject before taking a test?

Because then what you knew is re-knewed.

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What's a good name for a plumbing company?

In Sink

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What was Fred's reaction when someone suggested that he become a chiropracter?

He was taken aback.

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Even though Julie loved history, why did she choose not be a historian?

There was no future in it.

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What is it called when an iceberg gives a waiter a nice tip?

The tip of the iceberg.

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What game does this represent?

The rose bowl.

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How is a face similar to a shoe?

They both have a tongue.

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