Pictures:

What can you say about 2 matches?

They match.

2595

Why did Alan give a tip to the bartender?

Because he felt tipsy.

810

What's a good name for a fish restaurant?

Salmon Enchanted Evening.

926

Why did the baker really like his assistant who delivered wedding cakes?

Because he really takes the cake.

2751

What does a rich cow say when he's making money?

Moo-lah.

1194

What is it like in a place where everyone lives in tents?

Intensity.

881

When the truck spilled coffee grounds all over Marvin's lawn, what did his lawyer say?

"I think we have grounds for suing the truck company."

2352

Since the first bay in the city was called Bay A, why did the people love the second bay?

They called it Bay B.

3285

What is news from last week called?

Olds.

2074

What is a bag called before it wakes up?

A sleeping bag.

1241

How did the podiatrist react to having no patients all week?

De-feeted

498

A buoys club.

1879