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If bored people chose a leader, what would the postion be called?

Chairman of the bored.

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Why was the athlete with a very bad cold very sad?

His nose was running more than he was.

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Why did Barry wonder who he was?

Because he didn't feel like himself.

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Yes, it's on the house.

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Why did Terrie Gross's boyfriend find her mysterious?

Because her name was Miss Terrie.

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How is waiting in line similar to being a doctor?

You need patience.

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What Beatles song is about a bee in a vegetable garden?

Lettuce bee.

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Why did Bob start a rabbit farm?

He wanted a hare raising experience.

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What is a motorcycle that attacks people called?

A vicious cycle.

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How do you compare baseball, bowling, and unions?

Baseball: 3 strikes=out, Bowling: 12 strikes= perfect game, Union: strikes are unlimited.

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What mid-Western US city is named after small apples?

Mini-apples.

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What do you lightening that starts a forest fire?

A match made in heaven.

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