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Why was the homeowner scared of the zombies at his front door?

They were dead ringers of friends of his.

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What is an expert in making signs called?

A sign-tist.

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What is a program called that tries to convince people to become doctors?

Indoctorinzation.

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What did Frankenstein say when he got older?

My mind isn't what it used to be.

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What two letters are empty?

MT

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When Jim made a party on his yacht, why did he try not to invite too many people?

He didn't want to go overboard.

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What is another name of the dot-com bubble that burst in 2001?

The com before the storm.

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How did the head of the orchestra feel when he couldn't find people to play in it?

It was disconcerting.

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What is getting internet sales for scary movies called?

Eeek! commerce.

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When the prices of houses go up, why do their roofs get weaker?

Because the prices go through the roof.

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Why was was it so loud everywhere Tim went?

He liked stealing everyone's thunder.

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What pictures did the family put on the bedroom curtains?

Pictures of tomatoes and eggplants because they are nightshades.

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