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How can you hold air?

By holding your breath.

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What is a cookie with a PhD called?

A smart cookie.

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Akiva Lane
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What is a book about Elon Musk and Henry Ford called?

Auto Biography.

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What do you call a scientist whose funding got taken away?

A mad scientist.

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Why did Martha not appreciate her beautiful kitchen counters?

She took it for granite.

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In Amanda's school, why didn't the teachers write errors in the margins of the paper?

Because the paper they used had no margin for errors.

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Yehuda Lane
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What does lettuce say when it rains?

Lettuce grow.

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After visiting someone, when they say 'It's been great having you', how can you respond?

It's been great being had.

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What does the NLRB do?

They oversee support groups for expectant mothers.

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What word describes a great car salesman?

He has car-isma.

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What month should you be careful not to buy fake jewelry?

Jewel lie.

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What happened when a tree doctor put the bark of an oak tree on a maple tree?

It didn't work, because he was barking up the wrong tree.

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