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What US President had the most clothes to clean?

Washington.

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What crime does this describe?

Assault and battery.

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What do you call someone from New England who likes to scribble?

Yankee Doodle

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Why was the athlete with a very bad cold very sad?

His nose was running more than he was.

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Why should you be careful with things that seem great?

Because great begins with the word grey.

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What novel does this represent?

Frank and stein.

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Why was the plumber scared to unclog bathroom sinks?

It was always a hair-raising experience.

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What did Ted say about his playing a bagel in the school play?

My role is a roll.

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What does an art school and a store that sells bedroom dressers have in common?

They both have drawers.

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What do you call a person who makes great bagels and lox?

A lox-smith.

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What is a pan called that is used to bake Pita bread?

Pita pan.

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How are the prices at the new Italian restaurant?

They cost a pretty penne.

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