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Why are all shopping malls very similar?

You see one, you see the mall.

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What kind of food does a tight-rope worker try to eat?

A well-balanced diet.

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What kind of tea seems to last forever?

Eterni-tea.

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How did Elliot's investment in the chicken farm work out?

It took him a while to re-coop his investment.

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Where does one go to purchase unmovable objects?

A stationery store

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What did Bill say when Max wanted to kill a bug that landed on Bill's watch?

You're not going to do that on my watch.

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Is it possible to Google a goose?

Yes, but easier to Google a gaggle.

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Why did men find it difficult to understand what Abigail Terious was all out?

She was Miss-terious.

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What being always acts and feels lousy?

The louse.

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Where do baseball teams store their baseball bats?

It the bat room.

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Why should you take a sharp pencil seriously?

It has a good point.

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What is similar between paying to use a towel at the gym, and a roll of Bounty towels?

One is a pay-per towel, and the other is a paper towel.

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