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What is a good slogan for the Republican Party?

The elephant is relevant.

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What is it called when a city is overrun by cats?

A cat-astrophe.

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How is the political system similar to the pages in a book?

Because everything is either justified right or justified left.

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What do you call a zoo that feeds the animals zucchinis?

A zoo-kini.

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Why did Barry wonder who he was?

Because he didn't feel like himself.

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What do you call a bat that makes short, periodic dinging noises?

A dingbat.

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What type of cleaner pushes men away?

Deter gent.

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What happens if someone accidently drank hair coloring?

They could dye.

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What is the difference between a real man and one that is not real?

One is Sir Real, and the other is surreal.

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When Jerry got a cold, why did go to the veterinarian?

He was a little hoarse, and he had a frog in his throat.

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What company is similar to how Sammy used to have a rock band?

Sam Sung.

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If a pineapple is a collection of fused berries, what is it called if a detached berry doesn't want to re-join the group?

It is refusing to refuse.

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