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How did Arnie feel when he slipped in the garbage dump?

He felt down in the dumps.

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What is the result if you combine a sweet pie and a sharp onion?

You get an O-PI-NION that is both sweet and sharp.

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What do you call a bar that serves chocolate?

A chocolate bar.

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What do you call an item in a store where the price tag is unreadable?

Priceless.

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Why did the prisoner not want to take the anti-allergy medicine?

Because he wanted to break out.

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What do you call Israelis that have vineyards?

Grape Jews.

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What was Betty's reaction when the glass jar fell and broke?

She found it jarring.

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What happened to Bill?

He tripped while he was on a trip.

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Why couldn't the pony sing?

Because he was a little hoarse.

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Why did Superman's fruit bowl remind him of football?

It was a super bowl.

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Why was the teacher arrested for using a compass and a ruler?

They are considered weapons of maths destruction.

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Why did the quarterback run instead of throwing to his wide receiver?

He was cut off at the pass.

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