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Where does a mountain hiker sleep?

On bedrock.

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What is similar about these 2 pictures?

They are both sublime

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Why did Joe like working in the spring more than the fall?

He didn't like being the fall guy.

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How did the pitcher learn to throw curve balls?

It was a learning curve.

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Why is a child's cry called a wail?

Because sometimes it seems as big as a whale.

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Which type of vehicle transports a person to the doctor when he hurts his foot?

A toe truck.

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What happened when the electrician found his mind wandering?

He had a very shocking experience.

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Why was Beverly annoyed at the large window?

Because it was a big pane.

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How does appreciation show one's intelligence?

You're a great fool if your not grate ful.

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What is a motto of a podiatrist?

We succeed with de feet.

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To measure the size of a bagel, how much of the bagel do you include?

You include the whole.

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What do you get when you are in a hurry?

You get going.

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