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Why is the name for the animal duck misleading?

Because when a hunter tries to shoots at it, it doesn't duck, it flies away.

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Why was this water making high-pitched noises?

Because it was a creak.

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When the customer asked for coffee without milk, what was the response of the waitress?

I'm sorry, we're out of milk, you'll have to have it without cream.

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What relationship involves the law of gravity at the center of the solar system?

The sun-in-law.

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Why in the army do they avoid giving treats twice?

That would involve a re-treat.

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Can a person who complains all the time be a vegetarian?

No, because he always has a beef.

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What is the different between a tree and an elephant?

A tree's trunk is its largest part.

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Why did the baker really like his assistant who delivered wedding cakes?

Because he really takes the cake.

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How did Bill's parents feel about his goal of being a plumber?

They thought it was a pipe dream.

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How were crews asked to stop construction of this specific hospital?

Please hold the Mayo.

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Why did the CEO have all the corporate planes painted red?

He didn't want them to be too plane.

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What do you call it when everyone in a group hears and believes the same thing?

A heard mentality.

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