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What is a father that sells soft-drinks called?

A soda pop.

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Why should you take a sharp pencil seriously?

It has a good point.

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After working for 40 years, why didn't Joe want new tires on his car?

He wasn't ready to re-tire.

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What do you call ticks that live in a parrot's feathers?

Polly ticks.

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What is this man trying to do?

He's trying to make ends meet.

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Why did the mathematician plant an apple tree?

He knew how to multiply, so in addition he wanted to be fruitful.

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Why did the general always have his walking stick with him?

He never made decisions without his staff.

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Why did Sally serve beef jerky at the dinner party?

It was her dry sense of humor.

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How did Helvetica respond when someone suggested that she go out with Times New Roman?

He's not my type.

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Howard Goldman
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What happened after Lenny was very skeptical about going to a chiropractor?

Now he stands corrected.

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What dinosaur has a good vocabulary?

The thesaurus.

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What is it called when a lawyer brings a lawsuit in relation to a legal case?

A suit case.

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