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Why did Jimmy wonder where the planet Noyd is?

Because his mother said she was a Noyd.

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What kind of static is very happy?

Ecstatic.

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What did Mrs. Gard call it when she changed her twin babies?

The changing of the Gards.

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What is it called when a mystic is hopeful about the future?

Opti-mistic.

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What did the seamstress say when she couldn't fix a hole in a sweater?

Oh darn it!

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Who's bigger - Mr. Bigger, or Mr. Bigger's baby, and why?

Mr. Bigger's baby, because he's a little Bigger.

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How is Julie's time in the playground going?

It's in full swing.

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Why did Sunil move away from Delhi?

He found it full of baloney.

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What happened when Bob tried hitting a baseball when it was foggy?

He always mist.

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Why did the Jones family put pails at the edge of their property?

Because everthing after that was beyond the pail.

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How does the bee feel about its beehive?

It feels like it bee-longs.

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When there is a team of horses, what advantage do the horses in back have?

They have hindsight.

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