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Why did Ed swim to the very bottom of his swimming pool?

He had a problem with the pool, and he wanted to get to the bottom of it.

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Why do butchers need regular vacations?

To escape the grind.

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What famous saying does this represent?

Two bees or not two bees.

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What is a motto of a podiatrist?

We succeed with de feet.

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What is a party where everyone is treated equally.

A democratic party.

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What do you call someone who is very good at finding things?

Pro found.

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If something is furbished twice, what does it become?

Refurbished.

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A 5 o'clock shadow.

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How did the trucking company become so successful?

They went the extra mile.

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Why did Max pay a lot of money for a bed?

Because it was a bedder bed.

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Why did Andrea want to date a writer?

She was looking for Mr. Write.

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Why did the wealthy man donate a lake of legos in the park for kids to play with?

It was his lego sea.

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