Pictures:

What is this a picture of?

Air Bee and Bee

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What's the most dangerous thing to read in Braille?

DO NOT TOUCH!

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How did the writer feel when his books were no longer cited?

He felt ex-cited.

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Where do shoes go to get stronger?

Boot camp.

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If pro is the opposite of con, what is the opposite of progress?

Congress.

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What happens when debt gets out of control?

It debt-inates.

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How did Bill's hitch-hiking trip go when nobody gave him a ride?

It went without a hitch.

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Why did Bill throw a stone out of the car window whenever he made a turn?

He didn't want to leave any turn un-stoned.

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What did the mason say when he realized an error was made on a headstone?

What a grave mistake.

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Why was Bill hesitant to have a rock band play on his yacht?

He was always told it's not good to rock the boat.

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What are the simplest 2 letters of the alphabet?

EZ

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What did Heaven say to the angel that put too much dew on the grass?

Don't over dew it.

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