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Shane Ronay
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Why couldn't Katy find her grocery list?

It was a running list, so off it went!

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Shane Ronay
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Why was the homeowner scared of the zombies at his front door?

They were dead ringers of friends of his.

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Moshe Sherizen
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What starts with a T and ends with a T and has T in it?

A teapot.

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Akiva Lane
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What happened when the teacher taught a class without preparing?

She prepared much better in the future, she learned her lesson.

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Akiva Lane
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What did Sylvia say when her lunch fell down a well by mistake?

Oh, well.

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Yitzchak Berger
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What happens when you put on a thick sweater and get very hot?

You become the sweater.

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Akiva Lane
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What happened when Ben was stuck in traffic and missed his doctor's appointment?

It became a dis-appointment.

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Akiva Lane
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What is a very small pun called?

A puny pun.

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Akiva Lane
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What bidding in the bridge card game do Democrats like?

No trump.

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Akiva Lane
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What is it called when a mystic is hopeful about the future?

Opti-mistic.

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Akiva Lane
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What is an exact duplicate of a bicycle called?

A cyclone.

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Akiva Lane
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What being always acts and feels lousy?

The louse.

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