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What's another name for Shakespeare in the Park, that does not charge an entrance fee?

Free Will.

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Why did Jerry Teck become a computer programmer?

Because people always said to him 'Hi Teck'.

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Did Emily like living near the water?

She shore did.

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Why did Ben find it so easy to sleep?

He could do it with his eyes closed.

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What did the paper say to the pen that was writing on it?

You have a good point.

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Why doesn't Clark Kent become Superman anymore?

He can't find a telephone booth.

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What word is spelled incorrectly in the dictionary?

The word 'incorrectly'.

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What is a drug store called that specializes in drugs from vegetables and fish?

Farm and Sea Pharmacy.

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What do you call a small circle that is very relaxed?

Dot calm.

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How can you tell that a person has humility?

The person places 'you' first - as in 'you'-mility.

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What game does this represent?

The orange bowl.

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In the race, how did the runner's shoes do?

They were all tied.

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