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Why does Ben like tea?

It gets him from 'HERE' to 'THERE'.

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What is similar between a house of worship and Swiss cheese?

They're both holy.

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Why did the push-button go to the therapist?

Each time someone pushed it, it was depressed.

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What do you call this animal?

A grill-a

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What is a relative of an air pump called?

A pump kin.

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Why do butchers need regular vacations?

To escape the grind.

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How did France come up with Bastille day, Canada with Canada Day, and the U.S. July the 4th?

They did it Independently.

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When the teacher gave a surprise quiz, why did he have the students stand on a big circle?

Because they had to remember everything on the spot.

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What is a movie about the letter O called?

The Vide-O's.

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What kind of running causes things to become empty?

Running out of things.

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What do you do when your electrical system short-circuits?

Re-fuse to make it work.

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What question can you ask about the leaves of an evergreen tree?

If they don't leave the tree, why are they called leaves?

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