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Why did Milton Berle say he is going to stop turning around?

Because every time he turns around, another year goes by.

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Is it good to answer a question with a question?

Is there a better way?

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Why was Maxine confused about how seriously to take Allen?

She didn't know if he was "Sir Real" or "Surreal".

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How do you describe an exciting job in advertising?

It's an ad-venture.

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What number does a train say?

Two - Two.

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What is a doctor called that treats conditions caused by ticks?

A tick doc.

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What is a nickname for pharmacists?

Pharmers.

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What is the difference between starting a new job and eating hotdogs?

With one you try to pass muster, and with the other you pass the mustard.

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What was it called when Samantha texted her friend about the great date she was on?

It was an update about the up date.

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How did John like his job as a bartender?

He found it very pouring.

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How do we know that generosity leads to a spirit of forgiving?

"To give" plus "to give" equals forgive.

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What did Joan do after she attached her schedule to a helium balloon?

She didn't know, because her plans were up in the air.

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