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Why was the singer on a strict diet?

She had to be concerned with both musical scales and other scales.

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Why did Bob put some salt on everything he ate?

He was told to take everything with a grain of salt.

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How did Billy feel when he blew out the candles on his birthday cake?

He was delighted.

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What is logical and has to do with the Earth?

Geological

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What number does a train say?

Two - Two.

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What do you have when you remove the red lines?

love

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What is a party called where everyone is treated equally?

A democratic party.

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Why did Sam invest in the perfume company?

It made a lot of scents.

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If the Allentown bank merged with Capital One bank, what would it be called?

Al Capone.

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Why can't you trust a school system that has no one running the schools?

They have no principles.

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What is the realization that all life begins as a fertilized egg?

It's egg-sistential.

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Why is a young man and woman going out called a 'date'?

Because dates are sticky, and both are hoping it will be sticky.

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