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If a window was put into the neck of the Statue of Liberty, what would it be called?

A pane in the neck.

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How did Bob react when his friend said, 'You look so sunburned, did you use enough sun tan oil'.

Bob responded, 'You don't have to rub in in.'

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What kind of tea always tells the truth?

Honest Tea.

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What does getting up in the morning have to do with Newton's laws of motion?

A body at rest tends to stay at rest.

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If bored people chose a leader, what would the postion be called?

Chairman of the bored.

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Where do livestock veterinarians have their prescriptions filled?

At the farmacy

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What is 100-proof Wild Turkey?

Seeing a wild turkey with your own eyes.

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What do you call college students who go back to school in the fall?

Autumn leaves.

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What was Bill's reaction when he got hit in the head with a can of soda?

He felt lucky it was a soft drink.

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How did Maxine fold up her laptop?

She folded the screen down.

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What computer activity is similar to buying a new pair of boots?

Re-booting.

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Which architecture style was used for the new personalized learning center?

Modern Tudor

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