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What are abortions called in Czechoslovakia?

Cancelled Czechs

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Akiva Lane
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How do Mr. & Mrs. Deer say hello to each other?

Hello Dear.

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What is it called when someone gets tired because they are overweight?

Fatigue

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When did the mother of a newborn boy wake up?

At son rise.

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Dovid Lane
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Why did Mrs. Jones put the steaks in the freezer higher than the kids could reach?

Because the steaks were high.

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call relatives who are sleeping?

Nap kins.

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Shane Ronay
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How are marriage and divorce similar?

In both cases, you tie a knot / not.

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call loving swing music in Michigan?

Being in a swing state in a swing state.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Jim eat steak when he was investing in companies?

Because he wanted a stake in the companies.

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Akiva Lane
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What is the motto of the factory that makes canned food?

We can!

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Shane Ronay
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What's the best time to create a virtual loaf of bread?

E-leaven.

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Shane Ronay
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What is this optician doing?

He's seeing eye to eye with his patient.

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