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What do you call a seamstress that doesn't know how to sew?

A seemstress.

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What does a cell phone and a gold ring have in common?

They both have a ring tone.

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How do we know that this mother duck is popular?

She has a big following.

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What is the result of the fact that there are 7 trillion nerves in the human body?

Sometimes we feel like a bundle of nerves.

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How does Barbie say good morning to Ken?

Good morning, doll-ing.

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What gets larger as the things they represent get smaller?

The numbers associated with roads (highway 1 is larger than higher 4325)

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What do you call a bruise that is in the side of a beet?

A beet nick.

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What are some tics that are full of negative energy?

Frantic, neurotic, pessimistic, and sarcastic.

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How do we know that generosity leads to a spirit of forgiving?

"To give" plus "to give" equals forgive.

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What award did Frank Lloyd Wright win with this design?

A stairing contest

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Why did Arlene find it hard to let the water out of the sink?

She found it draining.

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Are these seagulls?

No, they're stool pigeons.

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