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Did this school receive its name on purpose?

No, by occident.

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How did Jeremy deal with his desire to see the whole world?

He realized that roam wasn't built in a day.

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Why did Phil stop turning around?

Because every time he turned around, another year went by.

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What do you call a website that tells you one fact after another?

A factory.

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What phrase explains the importance of making a will?

Where there's a will there's a way.

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Why did Olivia put on a hat whenever she wanted to keep a secret?

Because she had to keep the secret under her hat.

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What do you call skinny chickens?

Paltry poultry.

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What is ironic about Greenland and Iceland?

Greenland is mainly ice, and Iceland is mainly green.

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What fruit must get formally married?

Cantaloupe

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What type of approach do burrowing animals take when designing their living quarters?

Holistic

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Right after the Smith family moved to a new house, what did they find it required?

Out of the box thinking.

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What is the study of Noah's ark called?

Ark-eology.

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