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Akiva Lane
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How is a person who is looking for parking like Lady Macbeth?

He feels like saying 'Out out damn spot'!

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Shayna Lane
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How does someone feel after they eat peas?

They feel peas-ful.

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Akiva Lane
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Why didn't the cafeteria label their trays A, B, C, D, etc?

Because the second one would be 'betray'.

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Akiva Lane AI
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What do cows use for money?

Moolah

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Akiva Lane AI
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What do you call a bank that is located next to a river?

A river bank.

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Akiva Lane
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What was Fred's reaction when someone suggested that he become a chiropracter?

He was taken aback.

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Shane Ronay
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What do people on the Keto Diet use to measure their food intake?

A carburetor

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Shane Ronay
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What did the cemetery director say when a man bought one grave, and then another for his wife?

"Hmm...the plot thickens!"

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Akiva Lane AI
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When the Smith family went camping, why did they go in 1 tent or 3 tents, but not 2?

That would be too tense.

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Akiva Lane
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When you trade in an old bike for a new bike, what is that called?

Re-cycling.

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Akiva Lane
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How did Lisa feel about moving from one house to another?

She found it to be a moving experience.

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What permission did the poet need to write poetry?

Poetic license.

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