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What happened when the cover of the pot fell on the floor?

We put the cover back on, and now it's recovered.

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What is happening here?

The ketchup is trying to catch up.

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While building his porch, why was Arnie looking for something called 'scratch'?

Because he was building it from scratch.

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What happens every year in the universe?

We celebrate its universe-ary.

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What bird should learn better manners in terms of how to treat others?

The mockingbird.

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What is a knick-name for sharks?

Vicious fishes.

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How did Bill feel after he spent time crushing soda cans?

It was soda pressing.

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When Jim made a party on his yacht, why did he try not to invite too many people?

He didn't want to go overboard.

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Why did the CEO buy sailboats for the company?

He wanted to increase sails.

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If something is furbished twice, what does it become?

Refurbished.

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Why did Grandpa enjoy spending time in his rocking chair?

Because he didn't want people to think he was off his rocker.

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What do shoes and noses have in common?

They both smell.

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