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What can have both a good and bad result?

Pennies from Heaven

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What do we wear on our wrist that is similar to the people who guard a rock band?

The watchband.

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When the patient said he had trouble with his memory, how did the doctor respond?

In that case, you pay me up front.

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Why were the Middle Ages called the Dark Ages?

Because there were so many knights.

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What do you call male child of a purse?

A purse son.

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Why do 95% of bald people still own a comb?

They can't part with it.

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What interpersonal skill is named after a Greek legend?

Apollo gize.

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What does a surfer and new employee have in common?

They are both involved with on-boarding.

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What do you call someone who drives and flies a car-plane?

An auto-pilot.

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Why are the tops of mountains called 'peaks'?

Because they peek at us from a distance.

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What part of the day does not have an odd amount of Ning?

The Even Ning.

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How do we know that a coincidence can be worth money?

The word coincidence begins with the word 'coin'.

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