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What can you take when you want some exercize?

You can take a walk.

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What do you call someone who is an expert about alarm clocks?

An alarmist.

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How did the ferris wheel owner feel about having almost no customers?

He felt like he was just spinning his wheels.

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Why couldn't the pony sing?

Because he was a little hoarse.

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Why are ticks in Rome full of love?

Because they are romantics.

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What did the first humans say to each other?

"You man".

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What was Judy's reaction when the milk spilled on the floor?

No use crying over spilled milk.

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Why was Linda afraid of using Chapstick?

Her pharmacist said it was lip bomb.

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What is the university in Italy where they teach everything about olives?

Olive U.

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What is a husband and wife called in Czechoslovakia?

Czech mate.

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What did Beth say when she saw icebergs from her boat?

I see icy ice seas.

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Why did the bartender encourage his customers to drink more?

He wanted them to be more tips-y.

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