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Which country makes the best pan-seared steaks?

Syria

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When did the serfs in the Middle Ages sometimes enjoy their work?

When they were Serfing.

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Why do female sheep often have an identity crisis?

Because they think, "I am a ewe".

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Why is a Phillips-head screwdriver so popular?

People see it as a plus.

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What kind of log can't change directions?

An ideologue.

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What did Alice call the hair she cut off because it was full of knots?

Forget me knots.

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What is the person called who cleans the white board every day?

Chairman of the board.

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What is ironic about The Flat Earth Society?

Their members are all around the globe.

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What did the Arial, Helvetica, and Courier fonts say to each other?

You're not my type.

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What did the procrastinator tell those who said he'd never get anywhere?

"You just wait!"

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What did Marty say when he was saved by a lifeguard named Sam Bell?

"I was saved by the Bell".

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What is getting internet sales for scary movies called?

Eeek! commerce.

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