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What's another way of referring to "the middle of the ocean"?

The Marine Core

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After someone stole Bobby's clothes while he was swimming, did he get home without people seeing him?

Yes, but just barely.

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What do you call tea that reduces intelligence?

Stupidi-tea.

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What is this man's position at the company?

Chairman of the Bored

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Why shouldn't you write with a broken pencil?

Because it's pointless.

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Why did George sell his barber shop?

He found cleaning it to be a hair-raising experience.

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What did the hotdog say to his friend the apple?

I want to be frank with you.

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Why shouldn't you ask questions to sugar cane that is fused together?

Because it is canefused.

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Were there dinosaurs that sprayed smells like a skunk?

If there were, they are now ex-stinked.

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Which Russian leader used delay tactics as a military strategy?

Stallin'

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Why did John think he had Type O blood, when he really had Type A?

His birth records had a Type O.

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What state keeps track of their Dell computers?

Delaware

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