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Where you can get chicken broth in bulk?

The stock market

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What time do people go to the dentist?

Tooth hurty.

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What is it called when you wave to someone with a small gesture?

A micro wave.

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What time did Jimmy eat 30 peanuts?

8:30

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What are these people doing?

Driving people bananas.

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What song does this represent?

Oh say can you see.

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When the teacher said there's no such thing in English as a double positive making a negative, how did a student respond?

Yeah, right.

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What was the plastic's response when the steel suggested that they get together?

I'm flexible.

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How did Billy feel when he blew out the candles on his birthday cake?

He was delighted.

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How do you summarize the difference between buying in a store or buying on the internet?

You're on line, or you're online.

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What would happen if Earth was attacked by giant spiders from outer space?

A world wide web.

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What is a rebellious tick called?

A heretic.

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