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What happened when Bob decided to use a Neuralink chip in his brain?

He changed his mind.

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What did the Arial, Helvetica, and Courier fonts say to each other?

You're not my type.

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Moshe Sherizen
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Why did Arlene bring lipstick and eye shadow to school?

She had a make-up exam.

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What is a bathroom called that has no bath?

A bathroom.

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Where are ings located?

In Ing-land.

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What involves getting into the nitty-gritty of what is right and wrong?

Inte-gritty.

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Shane Ronay
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What did the mason say when he realized an error was made on a headstone?

What a grave mistake.

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Shane Ronay
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P.T. Barnum was right...

There is a sucker born every minute.

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Why do female sheep often have an identity crisis?

Because they think, "I am a ewe".

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Why didn't Angela like shopping for fruits and vegetable?

Because often they were very fresh.

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Shane Ronay
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How are marriage and divorce similar?

In both cases, you tie a knot / not.

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What do these two buildings have in common?

They are both called 'The House That Ruth Built'.

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