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What is similar between a place where wine is made and a nursery?

They are both whineries.

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How did the rose deal with the challenges of life?

It always rose to the occasion.

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Why does a rope get smarter when you pull on it?

Because it gets taught.

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What should you avoid pressing when near a cliff?

The press-ipice.

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What happened when the pitcher practicing in the gym threw a ball that hit the fuse box?

It became pitch dark.

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Why is being grateful the best investment?

It always appreciates.

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How is the political system similar to the pages in a book?

Because everything is either justified right or justified left.

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In war, what is more important than who is right?

Who is left.

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What kind of tails come with a list of specifics?

Details.

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What did the mother say to get her son to stop playing video games and come to dinner?

Step up to the plate.

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Why did Bill and Eddie start their company at the radar dish?

Because they wanted the business to be under the radar.

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How did the geometry teacher feel when she saw her children teaching geometry to her grandchildren?

She felt that life had come full circle.

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