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What is it called when carpets are dropped out of planes?

Carpet bombing.

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Why did Andrea make beautiful drawings?

That's how she drew attention to herself.

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What is a punster's favorite vegetable?

Corn (you knew that).

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Why was running to the grocery store not her first run that morning?

She first ran out of milk.

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What happens to the toy drones that start by themselves?

They're flying off the shelves.

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What 2 letters and 2 numbers mean 'safe dog'?

B9 K9

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Who invented the World Wide Web?

Spiderman!

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Why did John keep 2 bags of carrots in the freezer, with 12 carrots in each bag?

He wanted 24 carrots cold.

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Why does a letter C emerging from the ground have to be dealt with immediately?

It's an emergent C.

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How did Gary build a successful drainpipe business?

Having his mind in the gutter.

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What do you call someone who is perspiring a lot in a sweater?

A sweater in a sweater.

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What did the waiter get when he served a meal of iceberg lettuce?

The tip of the iceberg.

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