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If a gun had children, who would they be?

Well, the boy would be a son of a gun.

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Why do some people prefer oranges that are easier to peel?

They find them more appealing.

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Why did Jeff start rope climbing?

He wanted to learn the ropes.

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Which type of vehicle transports a person to the doctor when he hurts his foot?

A toe truck.

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Did Dan overcome his fears and go in the hot air balloon?

Yes, he rose to the occasion.

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What do you call a large amount of stamps?

A stamp-ede.

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What do you get after you finish sleeping?

You get up.

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How did the lawyers refer to the case of the pillow company being sued?

The pillow case.

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After the earthquake destroyed the land where a well was, what did the engineer say who was looking for it in the dark?

I don't feel well.

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Did Bill Clinton find his wife funny?

He thought she was Hillarious

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How did Arnold feel about his budget?

He wants to budge it.

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What letters are asleep?

ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ's

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