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What is the Sherlock Holmes story where he solves the mystery of the missing pillow?

The pillow case.

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Why are visitors to the zoo sometimes directed by mistake to the room with the bats?

People think they asked where the bat room is.

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What's this?

A 5 o'clock shadow.

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How is a face similar to a shoe?

They both have a tongue.

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What do you call horses that live next to each other?

Neigh-bors.

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When a foreman has a child, what does he become?

A forefather.

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What is it called when a fusion nuclear reaction starts acting unpredictably?

Con-fusion.

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What is it called when people argue about what to do with a rope?

This cord's discord.

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Why was the chef in the Italian restaurant so smart?

He really knew how to use his noodles.

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Why was the hungry secretary like a clock?

At meetings she took minutes, and at meals she took seconds.

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What happens before posterous?

It's pre-posterous.

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What is the realization that all life begins as a fertilized egg?

It's egg-sistential.

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