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What's does track & field have in common with a Polish bank?

They both have Pole vaults.

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Yehuda Lane
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What is a pile of cats called?

A meow-ntain

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What do athletes and musicians have in common?

They want to make records.

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Akiva Lane
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Is it good to save your pennies?

It makes cents.

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Akiva Lane
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If a gun had children, who would they be?

Well, the boy would be a son of a gun.

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What's the motto of a computer programmer who enjoys programming?

I never metadata I didn't like.

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Why was the elephant that lived in Manhattan depressed?

It couldn't find work, so it felt ir-elephant.

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Why was Achmed the thief unpopular with the other shepherds?

He got other people's goats.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did the manager buy wrapping paper?

At the end of meetings he wanted to wrap up the meetings.

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What did Alan say to the gas station after he filled his car gas tank?

Tank you.

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What happened when someone bumped into Billy, causing him to drop his piggy bank into the river?

He was left cents-less.

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What do people wear when going out to battle?

A war drobe.

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