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Why was Emily very careful when she made right and left turns with the car?

Because one good turn deserves another.

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What is the name of a locksmith store where the locksmith has blond hair

Goldi Locks.

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What seven letter word for a tree has all 5 vowels?

Sequoia

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What did it prove when the teacher forced the class to write a long essay?

That might makes write.

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What is a husband and wife called in Czechoslovakia?

Czech mate.

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Why didn't Mike want to go to the supermarket?

He was afraid of the 'eggs aisle'.

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When the cat fell into a large bag of quarters, why was it so scared?

Because it was in close quarters.

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What game does this represent?

The orange bowl.

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What do you call a pair of pants that wants to be forever young?

Peter pants.

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How did Jacob feel about Rivka's borther Lavan when he worked for Lavan for 20 years?

He felt that Lavan wasn't lovin'.

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How does one refer to the hallways at mental institutions?

Psycho paths.

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Why do some of these specific instruments look different from the others?

They're members of the opposite sax.

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