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Why did Joe race Fred to the punch-bowl at the party?

He wanted to beat him to the punch.

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What dinosaur has a good vocabulary?

The thesaurus.

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What is a list of people from Czechoslovakia called?

A Czech list.

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What types of phones do prisoners use in prison?

Cell phones.

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How is your mother's annoying baby sister similar to a city in Western Europe?

They're both aunt twerps.

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Are those mooneshiners still in business?

They STILL are.

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What music makes a person feel like a worn out cloth?

Rag time.

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What did the world think about Edison's invention of the light bulb?

They thought it was a brilliant idea.

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What is the letter O called when it acts strange?

A weirdo.

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What letter of the alphabet is similar to a person with a split personality?

W

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Why did Bill bring a hammer to the party?

He thought it might be useful to break the ice during conversations.

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In what room of a school are things re-created?

In the recreation room.

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