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What is a sharp, clever woman called?

A shrewd shrew.

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What did the Mayor say when the workers put street signs upside down?

This is not a good sign.

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What is the version of Arabian Nights that takes place in Rome?

Al-Latin.

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Why did Matt run in the desert?

For the big race, he wanted to make a dry run.

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What is exercizing at home called?

The home stretch.

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What was obvious to everyone, but no one dared mention?

The elephant in the room.

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What is a repairman that fixes clocks called?

A tik-tok doc.

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What do you call someone who is an expert about alarm clocks?

An alarmist.

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What flowers are similar to a mouth?

Tulips

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Why is it often difficult to communicate messages to other people?

Because often they begin with a mess.

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What fruit must get formally married?

Cantaloupe

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Why did Beverly learn about all kinds of varieties of nuts?

She wanted to be good at identifying people who are nuts.

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