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Why did the factory that made car transmissions have problems?

Because their assembly line was make-shift.

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Why did the injured man show no emotion for 6 weeks?

He'd broken both his humerus and sternum.

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What is teaching a computerized train using AI called?

Training.

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Why can't you go hungry at the beach?

Because of the sand which is there.

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What are suits called that students in a high school class wear during political demonstrations?

Class action suits.

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What happened when the truck carrying jelly had an accident?

Traffic jam.

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Why is this the most expensive dish in the restaurant?

It's 24 carrot plated.

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When Sir Edmund Hillary climbed Mount Everest in 1953, how did he feel?

He felt on top of the world.

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How did Max feel about the lack of oxygen on top of the mountain?

Both the air and the views were breath-taking.

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Why did Bill's moving company shake the furniture as they moved it?

Because they wanted to be movers and shakers.

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What kind of tea always tells the truth?

Honest Tea.

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What are abortions called in Czechoslovakia?

Cancelled Czechs

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