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What is a Tyrannosaurus Rex that is nervous?

A nervous Rex.

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What do people on the Keto Diet use to measure their food intake?

A carburetor

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What do you call a family that has generations of restaurants?

A dine-asty.

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Why can't you trust atoms?

Because they make up everything.

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Why did Max keep a safe in his house?

Everyone was telling him 'Keep safe'.

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What do you call the view of a supermarket from the frozen food section?

The birds eye view.

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Why was running to the grocery store not her first run that morning?

She first ran out of milk.

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What 5 letter word becomes shorter when you add 2 letters to it?

The word 'short'.

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Why were the angels that were getting married so happy?

It was a marriage made in heaven.

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What was Bill's reaction when he got hit in the head with a can of soda?

He felt lucky it was a soft drink.

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When the hunter wanted to hunt the deer, how did the deer respond?

I'm game.

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After Joe's dog Spot ran away, why was his house cleaner?

Because it was Spot-less.

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