Pictures:

What fruit did the restaurant serve to young couples getting to know each other?

Dates.

2977

Why is lumping people together not a good practice?

Because to average them is "mean".

782

What did Bill's father answer when Bill asked if he understood what an eclipse is?

No, son.

2279

Why was Achmed the thief unpopular with the other shepherds?

He got other people's goats.

1797

Why did John keep 2 bags of carrots in the freezer, with 12 carrots in each bag?

He wanted 24 carrots cold.

2553

Why did Mike buy picture frames?

Someone suggested that he reframe his problems.

675

Why did Martha become a vegetarian?

She realized what was at steak.

128

What is the motto of the factory that makes canned food?

We can!

2103

What animal got kicked out of school?

The cheetah.

3279

In this necklace made up of rings, what is the ring with the diamond called?

The ring leader.

2916

What sentence commemorates how Isaac, Jacob, and Moses met their wives.

Well, well, well.

625

What happened to Cynthia when she was in Hollywood and hit her head?

She saw stars.

668