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What kind of dog does this represent?

A pit bull.

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What happens when parents from Asia spin their children?

They become dis-Oriented

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Why did the general not want to look down at his boots?

He wanted to avoid de feet.

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Why did Sam invest in the perfume company?

It made a lot of scents.

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What can have both a good and bad result?

Pennies from Heaven

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What did Bill say when he found out that his hotel reservation was upgraded to 2 connecting rooms?

How suite it is!

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Why did Billy write in all capital letters?

He wanted to practice being a Capitalist.

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What did the rancher say to the person he thought was taking down parts of his fence?

I'm accusing you, but I hope you don't take offence.

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How did the Teddy Bear feel after dinner?

It felt stuffed.

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How are different types of submarines described?

In sub-categories.

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Why couldn't the broken piano get into the house?

It was missing the keys.

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What do you call a hippie who is a phony?

A hippie-crit.

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