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Where did Joe and his friends go first when they got to the party?

They tried to beat each other to the punch.

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Why is it important to review a subject before taking a test?

Because then what you knew is re-knewed.

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How do you describe someone who is scared about a plane he is about to get on?

He has reservations about the reservation.

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What food made Emily think about what happened in the past?

Pasta.

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How does a skunk know how to release its smell?

It uses its in-stinked.

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If seagulls fly near the sea, what birds fly near the bay?

Bagels.

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What is an expert thief who is second in command called?

An accomplished accomplice.

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Why did Bob think this would be a balanced diet?

It was 3 square meals a day.

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How do you describe a doctor that is against nasal sprays?

He's anti anti-histamines.

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After Joe's dog Spot ran away, why was his house cleaner?

Because it was Spot-less.

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Why was the baker upset with the loaves of bread?

Because they were loafing around too much.

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Why did they decide that Financial Information and Services Corp is not a good name for the company?

It's abbreviation is FIASCO

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