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Why are there so many types of Asian cuisine?

For different woks of life.

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Which fruit cannot be consumed as a single entity?

A pair

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Why should you take a sharp pencil seriously?

It has a good point.

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What would it be called if you wrapped a city in a big blue blanket?

Rhapsody in Blue.

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What is not a good season for Rome?

Fall.

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Why are taking good notes like a beautiful June day?

They summerize.

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What do you call a train carrying bubble gum?

A chew-chew train.

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How did farmer Jones know not to feed his ox eggs?

Because the ox rebelled against any yokes.

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What is a policeman called when he's sleeping in bed?

An undercover cop.

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What do animals and coins have in common?

They both have heads and tails.

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What school teaches about tea?

Universi-Tea.

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What does life have in common with arithmetic?

It has its pluses and minuses.

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