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How is Julie's time in the playground going?

It's in full swing.

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How did the students of the brilliant physics professor refer to him?

Dr. Know.

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What is similar between slamming on the car brakes and baseball?

They both have a short stop.

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Why wasn't the company making money?

Its strategy made no cents.

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What did pregnant Emily and the library book she was reading have in common?

They were both due in September.

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Why didn't Beverly believe anything written on the humidifier?

Because it was full of hot air.

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What did Cynthia say when her dog bit into her rye bread sandwich?

Something is awry!

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What did Beth answer when Phil asked for a second date?

OK, I'll try a re-Phil.

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What phrase suggests that we should research potential marriage partners?

Check mate.

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What does a smart person have in common with a school principal?

They are both in charge of their faculties.

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What is the status of one's yard after cleaning up after the dog?

It's dooty-free.

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What did the magician do when he was very tired?

He drank coffee, and that did the trick.

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