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Which college shows the most compassion to fire victims?

Aw, burn University

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What does a surfer and new employee have in common?

They are both involved with on-boarding.

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What did Barry say when he saw his neighbor put a muzzle on his dangerous dog?

Muzzle Tov!

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What do you call someone who believes only 12.5% in a Universal Being?

An eighth-iest

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What do you call an airline founded by a group of inheritors?

United Heirlines

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Which U.S. city do people have the hardest time losing weight?

Gainesville, FL

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What are bored students called?

The bored of education.

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What is the richest perfume.

Musk.

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What is it called when parents provide good guidance for their children?

Power steering.

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What would the Eiffel Tower be called if it fell down?

The I Fell Tower

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Why couldn't Alan sit in a chair when he worked?

He was a stand-up comedian.

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What happens if someone accidently drank hair coloring?

They could dye.

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