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Why did the leopard go the empty parking lot and go from one parking space to another?

It wanted to prove wrong those said it couldn't change its spots.

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Why didn't the small hotel want to let the motorcycle gang stay there?

The youth hostel didn't want hostile youth.

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What water do athletes drink when they use the trampoline?

Spring water.

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What happened when the electrician found his mind wandering?

He had a very shocking experience.

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What is a party called where everyone is treated equally?

A democratic party.

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Why did Sally serve beef jerky at the dinner party?

It was her dry sense of humor.

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Moshe Sherizen
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What do you call shoes made of banana peels?

A pair of slippers.

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What did the artist do before he made a sculpture of a person's head?

He had to plan a head.

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What do you call machines that sand down the surface of kernals of grain?

Kernal sanders.

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Why was the steam iron that had very little water very tired?

It was running out of steam.

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Why was the singer embarrassed to go on stage and perform?

Because he was a little horse, and he had a frog in his throat.

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Shane Ronay
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Why did the weight-loss clinic hire a dermotologist?

To make people skinny.

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