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What are bored students called?

The bored of education.

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What spice doesn't need an expiration date?

Thyme.

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Which fruit cannot be consumed as a single entity?

A pair

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What is a sentence that has only the first 5 letters of the alphabet?

A bee C's de E.

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What is a very good thing about Switzerland?

Their flag is a big plus.

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What is a meal eaten by a pilot in a supersonic jet?

Fast food.

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Is it legal to laugh loudly in Hawaii?

No, it must be kept to a low "Ha".

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Why did Marla always start walking with her right foot?

She wanted to put her best foot forward.

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What can you say about the stories of how staples, paper-clips, and thumb-tacks were developed?

They are all fasten-ating.

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What finger does a card-shark use to manipulate the card deck?

The in-decks finger.

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Why was Ed surprised he had a moustache?

He didn't shave there for a while, and it happened under his nose.

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What 2 letters do you say when you realize something?

I C

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