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What's going on here?

This man's wife asked him to hold his horses.

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Where are the dots that are over the letter i?

The i's have it.

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What letter is good for a cough?

T

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Why did Alan enjoy exercizing by balancing on balls?

Because it helped him with the ability to be on the ball.

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What is the proper way to greet the Dalai Lama?

Hello Dalai!

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Why did Max pick up his glass of wine?

He wanted to lift his spirits.

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What is an expert in making signs called?

A sign-tist.

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How did Bill feel when he searched for gold, and found a profitable iron mine?

He thought it was ironic.

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What is a father called who is an expert at doing things?

A doo dad.

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What did the seal with the broken arm say to the shark?

Do not consume when seal is broken.

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What is exercizing at home called?

The home stretch.

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Why don't gluten-free people consume wheat?

It goes against their grain.

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