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Why did the philosopher become a locksmith?

He wanted to find the key to happiness.

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How did Helvetica respond when someone suggested that she go out with Times New Roman?

He's not my type.

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What flower is named after a dog?

Collie flower.

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What are suits called that students in a high school class wear during political demonstrations?

Class action suits.

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What did Al think about his friend owning his own plumbing supply business?

It was just a pipe dream.

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What is similar between a thief and shoes to run in?

They are both sneakers.

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What did Mrs. Gard call it when she changed her twin babies?

The changing of the Gards.

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Why did Bill start using AI to help him bet at horse races?

He wanted to be a better bettor.

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What do you call a line of rabbits putting seeds into the ground a second time?

A re-seeding hare line.

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How did the pig feel when the other pigs in the pig-hole called him a 'square'?

He felt like a square pig in a round hole.

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How did the geometry teacher feel when she saw her children teaching geometry to her grandchildren?

She felt that life had come full circle.

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How did the American Indians feel about transporting things by travois.

It was a drag.

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