Pictures:

How do cows buy things?

Through a cattle-log.

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What did the Mayor say about the turnstile jumping on the subway?

That's not fare!

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Why was this water making high-pitched noises?

Because it was a creak.

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Why do dessert lovers like this airline?

They serve pie in the sky.

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What is happening here?

He's checking his bill for web service.

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Who owns the largest number of private business aircraft?

King Lear

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What are these people doing?

Driving people bananas.

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What did Amy call her book about why people put other people down?

The Meaning of Demeaning.

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Why did Matt and Joan feel tension when the dishes weren't washed?

They felt out of sync when the dishes were in the sink.

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What is this a picture of?

Air Bee and Bee

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Why did the two electric eels like each other so much?

They found each other so electrifying.

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How did Bill feel when he was preparing his taxes?

He felt the taxes were attacks.

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