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Why was Fred training male deer to run fast?

To make a fast buck.

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How do we know that the Almighty is a baseball fan?

His first book starts, 'In the big inning'.

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How do you describe that the bark of a tree doesn't taste as good as its fruit?

It's bark is worse than it's bite.

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How did Mark feel when he used a machine to get rid of his static?

He felt ex-static.

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How is Jim doing at his new job hanging up clothes in the department store?

He's getting the hang of it.

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What kind of key lives in the jungle?

A monkey.

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What can you take when you want some exercize?

You can take a walk.

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How do gold miners carry away their gold?

In gold man sacks.

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What is a doctor called that treats conditions caused by ticks?

A tick doc.

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What are the coolest inventions?

The refrigerator and the air conditioner.

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Why did Tom get fired from the kitchen hardware business?

He just couldn't handle it.

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What happened to Bill's plan to see everyone as a 10 out of 10 in all areas?

He found it untenable.

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