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What do you call a factory that makes OK products?

A satis factory.

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What food made Emily think about what happened in the past?

Pasta.

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What can you take when you're tired?

You can take a nap or you can take a break.

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What happened when Billy's mom shouted 'Wake up!', and he just caught the school bus?

It was a close call.

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Why did Mr. & Mrs. Bear get divorced?

They couldn't bear each other anymore.

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What is the motto of the National Lactose Intolerance Association?

No Whey!

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What was Fred's reaction when someone suggested that he become a chiropracter?

He was taken aback.

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What symbol is written before it is pronounced?

The dollar sign.

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Why do people in the Czech capital feel priviledged?

They're used to their Prague-ative.

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What did the grapes say when they were stepped on?

Nothing, they just let out a little wine.

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What can be said about nurses who help patients with intravenous feeding?

Their work is in vein.

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What do you call an eating contest to see who can eat the fastest?

The gulp war.

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