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When the cat fell into a large bag of quarters, why was it so scared?

Because it was in close quarters.

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How did Nancy feel when the lemon-sugar pie she made fell on the floor?

It was a bitter-sweet experience.

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Yitzchak Berger
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Why was the teacher arrested for using a compass and a ruler?

They are considered weapons of maths destruction.

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What is ironic about taking the apple on the left?

After you take it, the other one is left.

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What's the source of a pig's pink color?

Pigment.

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How did John feel when his alarm clock woke him up?

He found it alarming.

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Why did the bartender put rolls on the bar next to the drinks?

His motto was 'Roll with the punches'.

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Shane Ronay
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Who was the person mistaken for someone's father?

A faux pa

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Why did Fred buy stock in the perfume company?

The way they made cents from their scents made sense.

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What do garbanzo beans have in common with a sedative for chickens?

Chick peace.

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Moshe Sherizen
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What gets wetter the more it dries.

A towel.

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What does a lawyer and someone who gave up liquor have it common?

They both passed the bar.

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