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What happened when a tree doctor put the bark of an oak tree on a maple tree?

It didn't work, because he was barking up the wrong tree.

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Did Sodom and Gomorrah deserve their punishment?

Moral less.

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Why did Martha love walking on the boardwalk?

She never had a bored walk on the boardwalk.

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What are the benefits of having a sense of wonder (one-der)?

It can help you feel at 'one' with everything.

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What happened when Brenda yelled into a colander?

She strained her voice.

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If you take a liter of water, and pour it out, what does it become?

Leaderless.

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What happens when it rains at Yankee Stadium?

Damp Yankees.

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Why are people who used to be perts very smart?

Because they are ex-perts.

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What demonstrated Rover's loyalty most?

He'd always jump through hoops.

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Why is moving from one house to another like fighting?

Because it involves boxing.

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Why was Bill's band - that hummed while playing drums - not successful?

It was humdrum.

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What is a caveman's favorite meal?

A club sandwich.

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