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How did Bill feel when the day was so busy that he couldn't get any rest?

He felt restless.

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What was the policeman's response when Bill said he was speeding to get to his yoga class?

He thought it was a stretch.

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Why did Jerry expect to hear quacking after the air conditioning repair men left?

They said they were putting in new air conditioning ducks.

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What is this man's motto?

"A waist is a terrible thing to waste".

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What is the purpose of this truck?

It transports people on the brink.

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Which college shows the most compassion to fire victims?

Aw, burn University

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What does an audio engineer do?

Provide sound advice.

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What are these people doing?

They're getting on board.

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Is the entire world starting to think exactly the same?

Just the indoctri-nations.

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What did Billy call the money he made from selling thumb tacks?

Income tacks.

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Where do pharmaceuticals go that don't need a prescriptinon?

They're over the counter.

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Why was the cook proud of the eggs she made?

Because they were well done.

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