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How often is there a blue moon?

Once in a blue moon.

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What are suits called that students in a high school class wear during political demonstrations?

Class action suits.

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What is it called when a city is overrun by cats?

A cat-astrophe.

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What gets wetter the more it dries.

A towel.

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What's another name for Shakespeare in the Park, that does not charge an entrance fee?

Free Will.

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When the class made a puppet show, why did they buy a bag of rolls?

Because each puppet had a different roll.

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Why did the bartender put rolls on the bar next to the drinks?

His motto was 'Roll with the punches'.

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Why didn't people trust the model E phone?

They thought it was a phoney.

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Which type of realtor focuses only on promoting people's basements?

A celler's agent.

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What did the disorganized actor knew that he had to do?

He had to get his act together.

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Which internal organ has the most audacity?

The gall bladder.

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What does a baker with a high IQ bake?

Smart cookies.

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