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What is another name for a florist?

A petal pusher

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What does a rice farmer in the Czech Republic and a checkbook made of rice paper have in common with this image?

They're all rice chex.

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When the phone caller said 'I hope I'm not disturbing you', how did Andy respond?

Andy said, "You can't disturb me, because I'm already disturbed".

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What interpersonal skill is named after a Greek legend?

Apollo gize.

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What did Beth answer when Phil asked for a second date?

OK, I'll try a re-Phil.

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What do you call college students who go back to school in the fall?

Autumn leaves.

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Shane Ronay
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P.T. Barnum was right...

There is a sucker born every minute.

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How did the head of the orchestra feel when he couldn't find people to play in it?

It was disconcerting.

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What did the painter say when told he was supposed to paint the ship WHITE - not navy blue?

Oops - I blue it.

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Akiva Lane
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What has one eye, no mouth, and everyone agrees that it always makes a good point.

A needle.

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What time is this?

A quarter after 5.

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Why did the prisoner break out of jail?

Because he couldn't finish a sentence.

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