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What do you call it when a person wants to jump into a sewer?

Sewer-cide.

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Why do people on a roller coaster say 'Weeeeee'?

Because it's more fun when it's done together with others.

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What was Jim's reaction when the other poker player wanted to deal the cards?

Well, it's not ideal.

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How do you describe Arnold getting new boots for his computer robots?

He rebooted the computer robots.

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What do luggage stores, elephants, cars, and trees have in common?

They all have trunks.

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What do you call a zoo that feeds the animals zucchinis?

A zoo-kini.

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What do you call a nurse that got caught in the rain without an umbrella?

A wet nurse.

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What happens when the king's neck hurts?

He has a royal pain in the neck.

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Why did the general not want to look down at his boots?

He wanted to avoid de feet.

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What can we say about the liberty bell?

It IS what it is cracked up to be.

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How do you get rid of weeds?

You have to get to the root of the problem.

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When Shakespeare had writer's block, what was his motto?

Where there's a Will, there's a way.

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