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Akiva Lane
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How did Bill's body respond when he was insulted?

He felt knocked off his feet, he felt hit in the head, he took it as an affront, and was taken aback.

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Shane Ronay
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What is this?

A photo of synthesis.

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Akiva Lane
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What party did they have in the basement flea-market?

A cellar seller cele-bration.

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Shane Ronay
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Why did Tom get fired from the kitchen hardware business?

He just couldn't handle it.

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Akiva Lane
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Why was there a rainbow after the flood of Noah's ark?

Because he passed with flying colors.

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Akiva Lane
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Why didn't Martha like having pet ducks?

She found they weren't what they were quacked up to be.

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call a fish that can't sing?

An out-of-tune a fish.

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call a tree that has apples for a pie, and it's root is shaped like a square?

The square root of pie.

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Shane Ronay
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How did the honor student fail his Logic course?

He was being unreasonable.

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Yitzchak Berger
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What is a curve that can set a lot of things straight?

A smile.

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Akiva Lane
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What was the double-jointed acrobat very good at?

Patting himself on the back.

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Matt Weiss
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How do you fix a broken pumpkin?

With a pumpkin patch.

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