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Matt Weiss
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What was the result that friends Juan and Amal were always together?

When you saw Juan, you saw Amal.

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Shane Ronay
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Why did the telemarketer use his clavicle to rest his headset?

Because that's his caller bone.

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Shane Ronay
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Why did the mother have sore hands?

She had meta-carpools.

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Akiva Lane
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How did the trampoline team feel about being behind in the World championships?

They were sure they were going to bounce back.

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Akiva Lane
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How did the small piece of wood feel when there was nothing to do?

It was a little board.

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Shane Ronay
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Why is this bench so comfortable?

The lumber support.

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Shane Ronay
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Why did the foolish prospector think the goldmine was his?

There was a sign outside it that said "Mine".

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Akiva Lane
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What's the source of a pig's pink color?

Pigment.

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Shane Ronay
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Why do jockeys have a reputation for being lazy?

They horse around all day.

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Akiva Lane
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What do dentists never tell their patients?

Keep your mouth shut.

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Shane Ronay
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Why do some major in Hospitality Management?

To learn the inns and outs of the subject.

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Akiva Lane
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If a scientist no longer finds a theory as 'testable', how does he now regard it?

He now regards it as 'de-testable'.

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