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What do sales people, bartenders, and baseball teams have in common?

They all have pitchers.

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What is this fooseball player in need of?

Plastic Surgery

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Why do 95% of bald people still own a comb?

They can't part with it.

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What can be said about Betty who didn't clean the kitchen often enough?

She led a life of grime.

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What song is encouraging to the letter C?

Oh say can you C?

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If the rule is "I before E except after C", why is the word Weird different?

Because the word is Weird.

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What do Navy cadets do to lower belly fat?

Navel exercises.

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What type of log is slow and delayed?

The back-log.

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Why did Marty want to be an electrician?

He thought it would be an electrifying experience.

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What did Joey call the exercizes he did before he took a walk?

A pre-amble.

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Why did Betty distrust stairs?

She felt they were always up to something.

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What is a stack of watches called?

A watch tower.

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