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When the new driver felt he was driving too fast, what was very confusing to him?

He didn't know if he should slow down or slow up.

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What two letters indicate 'too much' of something?

XS

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What is a bee from the United States called?

A USB.

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Why was it so easy to reverse-engineer this dessert recipe?

It was a piece of cake.

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Why did the priest act so differently in church?

It was his altar ego

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What did the seamstress say when she couldn't fix a hole in a sweater?

Oh darn it!

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What type of gopher is the most difficult to keep out of a celery patch?

A stalker

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Why was a homeless man invited to join the London Symphony Orchestra??

They needed someone to play an 'oboe'.

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Why do the Polish not force their cuisine on others?

They figure it's their pierogi-tive.

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Why was Achmed the thief unpopular with the other shepherds?

He got other people's goats.

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What is a required course for train designers?

Pullmonology

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How did Joe the boxer feel after being slugged in the face?

He felt very sluggish.

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