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What are the coolest inventions?

The air conditioner and the refrigerator.

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What do you call spaghetti that is a double agent?

An im-pasta.

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What fictional character had an open mind?

Frankenstein.

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The order of what 2 syllables makes the difference between happy and sad?

Being upbeat is better than being beat up.

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Did Emily like living near the water?

She shore did.

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What is meat that falls on the floor called?

Ground meat.

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Why was Bruce Lee's son always on time?

His first name was "Prompt".

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What happens to an ethical Italian cleaning lady after she passes away?

She's a maid in heaven.

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Why did Phil stop turning around?

Because every time he turned around, another year went by.

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What is this man's motto?

"A waist is a terrible thing to waste".

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What do air conditioning installers do to save space?

They get all their ducts lined up.

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Why didn't Bill like going to the aquarium?

He thought there was something fishy about the place.

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