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What do animals and coins have in common?

They both have heads and tails.

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Shane Ronay
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How did guests know chili would be the main course?

Somebody spilled the beans.

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What is an orthodontist's main goal?

A sound bite

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Who is this?

Gaucho Marx

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How did the man who ate nothing but vegetable soup for decades live to be 100?

He took good stock in himself.

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What's a good career for a Math Major?

An Add Executive

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Why do some people like to eat these?

It gives them a peas-ful feeling.

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Howard Goldman
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What happened after Lenny was very skeptical about going to a chiropractor?

Now he stands corrected.

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Why did Max pick up his glass of wine?

He wanted to lift his spirits.

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Did Billy wake up very early to join his friends in the camping trip?

Yes, he rose to the occasion.

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What does a lumber mill have in common with a computer?

They both have logs.

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Why did the small pail go to the doctor?

Because it was a little pale.

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