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What did Bobby do when the bullies didn't let him use the slide?

He let is slide.

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How do you add 4 letters to LAUGH and 1 letter to LAUGHTER to completely change their meaning?

OnsLAUGHt and sLAUGHTER.

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What did the football player say when he punted the ball by mistake?

No punt intended.

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What is good motto for a gym, to encourage people to lose weight?

Let there be light!

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Why was the hungry secretary like a clock?

At meetings she took minutes, and at meals she took seconds.

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What is it called when police do a search without a search warrant?

Un-warranted.

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How did the trucking company become so successful?

They went the extra mile.

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Why do people love Tom so much?

It's his rye sense of humor.

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What do you call a doctor who prescribes a daiquiri cocktail flavored with hickory?

A hickory daiquiri doc.

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What did it prove when the teacher forced the class to write a long essay?

That might makes write.

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What is it called when cars protest public lies by honking their horns?

Taking the bull by the horns.

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What is it called when a boy in the family sets the table?

The setting son.

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