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What does a very cooked steak and a great book have in common?

They are both well done.

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Akiva Lane
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When Joe visited Alaska, how did he respond when he was told 'Be careful about the grizzly bears'.

He said, "I'll bear that in mind".

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When is it not good to be positive?

When taking a covid test.

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Akiva Lane AI
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What do you call a bank that is located next to a river?

A river bank.

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Akiva Lane
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Why didn't the group of doctors sit down?

They didn't want to be sitting docs.

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Akiva Lane
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If a person is comfortable in social situations, what does he have?

Social security.

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Shane Ronay
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Why was the whole school on pins and needles waiting for their test results?

It was an acupuncture school.

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Akiva Lane
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Why are the Patriot missiles kosher?

Because they have fins and chew their scuds.

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Shane Ronay
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Why should one take colitis seriously?

It could lead to a semi-colon.

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Shane Ronay
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Are those mooneshiners still in business?

They STILL are.

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Akiva Lane
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How did the veterinarian know that the horse had a cold?

He heard it straight from the horses mouth.

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Shane Ronay
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What do we have here?

Katy barred the door.

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