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What happened when Bob tried hitting a baseball when it was foggy?

He always mist.

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What do you call a one-legged hippo?

A hoppo

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What are the coolest inventions?

The refrigerator and the air conditioner.

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What is a sentence that has only the first 5 letters of the alphabet?

A bee C's de E.

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How did Dr. Frankenstein end up putting the wrong brain in body he built?

It was a no-brainer.

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What do you call an alligator who is a detective?

An investigator.

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What is a sink filled with dirty dishes called?

Dish-sheveled.

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What do you call an airline founded by a group of inheritors?

United Heirlines

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What happened when Gary tried to play piano by ear?

He decided it's better to play with his hands.

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How do telephone operators work together?

They co-operate.

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How is he trying to lose weight by wearing bread on his head?

It's a new loaf hat diet.

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Why did Betty enjoy the Uber ride?

It gave her a lift.

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