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What was Fred's reaction when someone suggested that he become a chiropracter?

He was taken aback.

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What kind of headlines do people not like to see?

The ones in their forehead, because it indicates worry and tension.

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What kind of horse involves aching muscles?

A charlie horse.

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What did Jay say when there was an explosion at his factory?

"Let the chips fall where they may".

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What is the electric company in Qatar called?

Electric Qatar.

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What should you do when you are waiting a long time in a doctor's office?

Be patient.

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If someone shook a tree, gathered the leaves that fell and made paper from it, what would the paper be called?

Loose leaf paper.

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What kind of bird doesn't sing, but only hums?

A hummingbird.

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What song verses appeal to everyone, and where do they teach this?

Uni-verse, taught in a Uni-verse-ity

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The new movie about RVs should be a good one.

I saw the trailer.

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Why do electricians monitor the news so closely?

To keep current.

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What's a good name for someone who is always prepared?

Justin Case

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