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Why did Jim's friends buy him a 10-foot pole?

Now he has a 10-foot pole to not touch objectionable things with.

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When the hunter wanted to hunt the deer, how did the deer respond?

I'm game.

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Is it possible to Google a goose?

Yes, but easier to Google a gaggle.

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Why is voting "Nay" more direct than voting Aye"?

It's straight from the horse's mouth.

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How did Billy react when he got a box of marbles for his birthday.

He thought it was marbleous.

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What did Michael Sherlock call the housing development that he built?

Sherlock Homes.

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What is it called when people argue about what to do with a rope?

This cord's discord.

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What's this man's problem?

He has an axe to grind.

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What is a clumsy bee called?

A bumble bee.

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Because Gus was always happy, what was his nickname?

Fungus.

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Why did Arnold fly in a plane over the North Pole?

He wanted to get over a cold.

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Why is Ilan Musk very interested in learning about people who live in marshes?

Because they are marshans.

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