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What is a course called where you learn to be a doctor with material you get in the mail?

A post doctorate.

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What kind of tea protects you when you buy something?

Warren Tea.

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What is it called when people talk about their disagreements?

The disgust is discussed.

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What's happening here?

A cargo ship is trying to contain itself.

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Why did the small pail go to the doctor?

Because it was a little pale.

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Why did Billy ask his father to take a baseball bat and a bird to the baseball game?

Because he liked bat man and robin.

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When one spouse says, 'I've had it up to here', what can the other spouse say?

What is 'it' and where is 'here'?

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When Arnie said that he preferred to learn accordion rather than piano, what were his parents reaction?

They changed his music teacher accordingly.

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Though Joe was a great pitcher, why did he insist on playing other positions on the baseball team?

He didn't want to be pitch-in holed.

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How is a meal like archery?

It's best when it hits the spot.

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What can you take when you're tired?

You can take a nap or you can take a break.

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What is a hat made of bottles called?

A bottle cap.

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