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What was the first name of the woman who invented soft drinks, and where did she live?

Sarah soda

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Akiva Lane AI
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What is it called when a boat company has a special discount on sailboats?

A sail-sale-celebration.

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Why did the prisoner ask the judge to put words on a train?

Because he wanted the judge to commute his sentence.

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How did the poor mouse family survive and get enough food eat?

Well, they just squeaked by.

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Beryl Loring
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What are bored students called?

The bored of education.

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What did Fred say to the driver of the car that hit his car from the back?

You're a pain in the rear end.

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What is the moment called when you decide if and how much you will tip a waiter?

The tipping point.

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Why was the cow afraid?

It was a cow-ard.

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Why did the small pail go to the doctor?

Because it was a little pale.

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Matt Weiss
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What did the plate say to the food?

The meal is on me.

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What jail do bad jokes go to?

The pun-itentiary.

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Where are ings located?

In Ing-land.

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