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What did the mason say when he realized an error was made on a headstone?

What a grave mistake.

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What did the mountain climber call his memoire?

Cliff's Notes.

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How did Charlie feel when he lost his list of things to do?

He felt listless.

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How do people sometimes feel when they are given the cold sholder?

Ice-olated.

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Why do some people find it very cool to go to sports games?

Because there are so many fans there.

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Why did the football player like feeling the backs of geese?

He liked the idea of 'touch down'.

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What does this represent?

Making N's meet.

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What happened when they put a lion in the elevator?

It caused an uproar.

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What are the strongest sea creatures?

Mussels

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Where do fish learn what they know?

In schools of fish.

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What happened when Gary tried to play piano by ear?

He decided it's better to play with his hands.

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Do military generals have to be excellent administrators?

In general, yes, but you can't generalize.

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