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What is ironic about The Flat Earth Society?

Their members are all around the globe.

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What are these people doing?

They're getting on board.

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Why did Alan enjoy exercizing by balancing on balls?

Because it helped him with the ability to be on the ball.

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What did Alan do when he left his 5th floor apartment in the old apartment building without an elevator?

He walked down and later walked up the run-down staircase in the run-down walk-up.

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Why did Suzy avoid eating peaches?

After eating the fruit, it was the pits.

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Why did the woman remove unsightly blood vessels in her legs?

She was vein.

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Which Einstein idea concerns family relations?

The Theory of Relativity.

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How do you describe a seagull that believes everything you say?

Gullible.

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How did Alan feel when he put down the heavy box of cucumbers?

Un-encumbered.

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Which division of a hospital has the best patient supervision?

The "I see you" (ICU)

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Why is it hard to organize a professional hide-and-seek tournament?

Good players are hard to find.

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What ring weight absolutely nothing?

The ring tone of a phone.

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