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What happens when you take clothes out of a dresser and put them on?

You become the dresser.

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If FedEx merged with UPS, what would the new company be called?

Fed Up.

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Why was Fred training male deer to run fast?

To make a fast buck.

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What demonstrated Rover's loyalty most?

He'd jump through hoops.

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What grammar is similar to regretting the past and worrying about the future?

Past tense and future tense.

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What happens to dairy cows when they die?

They get CREAMated.

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What was the slogan of the resort on the mountain?

Come up, and calm down.

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When you're tired and want to take a nap, in what bag can you find the naps?

A nap sack.

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How do we know that the belt of a Knight during the Middle Ages was black?

It was in the middle of the knight.

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Does this letter want to wait?

No, it's ready.

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What's the opposite of a Thanksgiving turkey?

A spring chicken.

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What is common with the words Human and Humor?

They both begin with a focus on the word 'You'.

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