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If you formed some herbs into a small submarine, what would be the result?

A suburb.

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What do you call kids eating chips?

The munch and crunch bunch.

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What is it called when an electrician charges a lot to install a lighting system?

The charge of the light brigade.

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When does the weather need a therapist?

When it's raining like crazy.

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What music do they play in Boulder, Colorado?

Rock music.

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Why did Rose like the weekend?

Because the weekdays made her weak, and the weekend made her strong again.

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What did the miner say when he found gold?

It's mine!

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Why didn't the shark eat the Princess?

Because she was spoiled.

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What is the problem with debt?

The silent bee inside of it can sting.

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When the pessimist says 'It can't get any worse', what does the optimist say?

It can!

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When Andrea lost her ring, what did her husband suggest?

Try calling it, and see if it rings.

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What did two male siblings name their soup business?

Broth-ers

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