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What are shoes made from bananas called?

Slippers

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How does a pipefitter foreman ensure his workers aren't too noisy when on jobsites?

He asks them to pipe down.

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How did the writer feel when her books were no longer cited?

She felt out of cite.

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What line is the conclusion?

The bottom line.

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What did Bill say when he brought his bike to the bike store to have the brakes fixed?

Give me a break!

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What is a knick-name for sharks?

Vicious fishes.

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Why did one man leave the card playing group of his wife's friends?

He needed to "de-talks".

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What is it called when a boat company has a special discount on sailboats?

A sail-sale-celebration.

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During negotiations, why did one side suggest that they continue at the local diner?

They wanted to make a counter offer.

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What is the message of a clock with wings?

That time flies.

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What kind of running results in having less of something?

Running out of something.

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Why didn't Joe like running at the track?

He felt like he was just running around in circles.

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