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How long must one walk a dog that lives indoors?

Until they're pooped.

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If a pineapple is a collection of fused berries, what is it called if a detached berry doesn't want to re-join the group?

It is refusing to refuse.

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When confronting a 2000 pound bull, what is NOT a good idea to do?

Don't take the bull by the horns.

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When everyone quit the baseball league except Joe, why wasn't Joe upset?

Because now he was in a league all by himself.

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Why was the uncle's wife nervous?

She was feeling 'auntsy'.

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What happened when someone bumped into Billy, causing him to drop his piggy bank into the river?

He was left cents-less.

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Where did Shakespeare play as a child that helped him learn to write plays?

The playground.

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What meal is happening in Eastern Europe?

Hungary is above Turkey, and next to Turkey is Greece.

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Which animal rarely stops talking?

The yak

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How do you wake up bread?

You make it rise.

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How did Bertha feel about the numbers 3, 5, 7, and 9?

She thought they were odd.

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What kind of tea inspires caring for other people?

Humana Tea.

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