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What did the man say after a meteor destroyed his house?

This really hit home.

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Why did the husband and wife put their hands in the sink together when they wanted to communicate?

It helped them be in-sink with each other.

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What does a popular website have in common with a highway at rush hour?

They both have a lot of traffic.

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Where did Melinda keep information about doctors and medicine?

In her 'docs' folder on her computer.

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What word means to attach things together and can be used to chase something away?

Stick.

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How did worms get onto Noah's ark?

They came in pears.

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Why does a music conductor turn his back on the audience?

He must face the music.

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Why did Mike buy picture frames?

Someone suggested that he reframe his problems.

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What were the backyards called that were shared between 9 houses?

The whole 9 yards.

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Why couldn't serfs get ahead during the Middle Ages?

Life was feudal.

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When you add up numbers, and are amazed at the result, what is that called?

Awe sum.

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What is it like in a place where everyone lives in tents?

Intensity.

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