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What are these?

Cocoa Nuts

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Come Precious...it's time for dinner!

Not right meow.

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What happens to a person whose drinking leads him to committing crimes?

He goes from drinking bars to jail bars.

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Why was the young mathematician encouraged when computing the formula of circles?

He was told it was easy as pi.

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What is a required course for train designers?

Pullmonology

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Why did the head of the school demand respect?

It was the principle of the thing.

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What kind of static is very happy?

Ecstatic.

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What can you say about the person who founded Kelloggs?

He was a cereal entrepreneur.

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Why did Sam dislike going across the bridge on the way to work?

He found that every day it took its toll.

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Why did the bears stop being friends?

They found each other unbearable.

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After a long winter, how did the tree feel in the spring?

It felt releaved.

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What is an experimental program to teach people to fly, called?

A pilot pilot program.

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