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How did Mr. and Mrs. Katz feel when they went out with her 8 kids?

They felt like she was herding Katz.

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Why do some people like to eat these?

It gives them a peas-ful feeling.

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What would you call one of these owned by several people?

An OUR Glass

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Why did the couple decide to get married?

They found each other very engaging.

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How did Madam Sonia become a fortune teller?

By "chants"

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Why did the clown leave the circus?

Because people were always laughing at him.

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Why did the asterisk, question mark, and pound sign act up in class?

They thought they were special characters.

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What do you call an eating contest to see who can eat the fastest?

The gulp war.

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What company is similar to how Sammy used to have a rock band?

Sam Sung.

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How long must one walk a dog that lives indoors?

Until they're pooped.

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How does Barbie know when to go on stage?

She waits for the Barbie cue.

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What did the surgeon say when the patient asked if he could administer his own anesthesia?

Sure, knock yourself out.

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