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What is the difference between a park and a mental institution?

The park has cycle paths.

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Shane Ronay
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Which window specialty focuses on commercial accounts?

Pane Management specialists.

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Akiva Lane
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Bill saved his pennies all year to buy a present for his wife, and brought them to a store, and do you know what he got?

A hernia.

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Akiva Lane
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How did the word 'hour' get its name?

Because it is 'ours' to do with as we choose.

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Shane Ronay
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Why is this bench so comfortable?

The lumber support.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Eileen Terr's name confuse people?

Because people called her Miss Terr.

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Akiva Lane
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What is inside a box of matches that falls from the sky?

A match made in heaven.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did the CEO buy sailboats for the company?

He wanted to increase sails.

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Akiva Lane
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What key was the music of the great plains written in?

B flat.

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Matt Weiss
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What is brown and sticky?

A stick.

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Akiva Lane AI
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What do employees of a pen company get when they retire?

A pen sion.

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Shane Ronay
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Why did the priest act so differently in church?

It was his altar ego

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