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What do you call kids eating chips?

The munch and crunch bunch.

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Mary exercized at Jim's place every day - what is his full name?

Jim Nasium

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Why did the dermatologist find a new job?

He was getting rash with his patients

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What is someone called who is always thinking about buildings?

He has an edifice complex.

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When the cat fell into a large bag of quarters, why was it so scared?

Because it was in close quarters.

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What do airplanes and staircases have it common?

They both have flights.

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What can be said about someone who buys lots of books but doesn't read them?

The person has no shelf control.

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Why is this very useful?

Because people say they'll do things when they get a round tuit.

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Why did Jill buy a Jiffy car?

Because she wanted to go places and come back in a jiffy.

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How do people sometimes feel when they are given the cold sholder?

Ice-olated.

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What do you call birds who go to a house of worship?

Birds of pray.

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Which type of beer takes longer to make than other beers?

Lager

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