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What 2 letters do you say when you realize something?

I C

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Akiva Lane AI
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How did Fred feel when he opened the cupboard and a glass jar fell on his head?

He found it very jarring.

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Shane Ronay
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Who oversees chickens?

Chicken Tenders

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Matt guard his fence?

He didn't want anyone to take offence.

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Shane Ronay
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What is an orthodontist's main goal?

A sound bite

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Akiva Lane
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Why is the Pillsbury doughboy a hippie?

He's a flour child.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did the person who smoked too much go to Istanbul on a cold day right after Thanksgiving?

Because he wanted to go cold Turkey.

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Shane Ronay
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Why did the homeowner get upset that he had to install this?

He just needed to vent.

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Shane Ronay
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How is your mother's annoying baby sister similar to a city in Western Europe?

They're both aunt twerps.

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Yehuda Lane
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What do you call a candy bar that sings rap music?

A candy rapper.

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Akiva Lane
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How do you compare baseball, bowling, and unions?

Baseball: 3 strikes=out, Bowling: 12 strikes= perfect game, Union: strikes are unlimited.

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call a thief that leaves no clues?

Stainless steal.

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