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What do you call a group of smart men?

Intelli gents.

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What did Sylvia say when her lunch fell down a well by mistake?

Oh, well.

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Why did Beth wear a blindfold when she slept?

Because her husband was such a light sleeper.

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Why did Eileen Terr's name confuse people?

Because people called her Miss Terr.

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What do you call a store that sells candy and serves liquor?

A candy bar.

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How did Fred feel when he opened the cupboard and a glass jar fell on his head?

He found it very jarring.

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What did Beth say when she saw icebergs from her boat?

I see icy ice seas.

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What is a sentence that has the words 'the the' right after each other?

I really like the The North Face jacket.

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What is it called when someone surfs on top of a fishing net?

Surfing the net.

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How do you describe professional athletes?

They are pro-active.

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Why did the Teddy Bear go outside?

It felt stuffy inside the house.

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What is it called when someone gets tired because they are overweight?

Fatigue

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