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What does the sound of ducks and unsound docs have in common?

They are both quacks.

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Why is a body of water on the moon crazy?

It's a luna sea.

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How do you say hello to the middle of the day?

High, noon!

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What did the math teacher try to convey to her class?

Everything has its pluses and minuses.

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Why was the homeowner scared of the zombies at his front door?

They were dead ringers of friends of his.

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What is it like in a place where everyone lives in tents?

Intensity.

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What does a big fine for drunken driving have in common with English grammar?

Sin tax.

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What do economies and bicycle stores have in common?

They both have cycles.

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What is a good slogan for the Republican Party?

The elephant is relevant.

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What kind of glasses are these?

They're reading glasses.

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What is as important as a good watch dog?

A good CAT scan

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How did the geometry teacher feel when she saw her children teaching geometry to her grandchildren?

She felt that life had come full circle.

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