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Why was the math book sad?

Because it had so many problems.

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What's another name for Shakespeare in the Park, that does not charge an entrance fee?

Free Will.

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What phone app helps you go to sleep for short periods of time?

The Nap App.

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Why did the dermatologist find a new job?

He was getting rash with his patients

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Why did Mike lose his job as a masseur?

He rubbed people the wrong way.

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My friend moved to Helsinki, but couldn't fit in.

He found it hard to Finnish anything.

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Why did the man visit his doctor with such tendency?

He had tendonitis.

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What is the motto of the National Lactose Intolerance Association?

No Whey!

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What does a website have in common with a tightrope walker?

They're both online.

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What happened when the horses ran away from the farm?

It destabilized the farm.

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Why wasn't the company making money?

Its strategy made no cents.

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What is a stretched rope that walks around called?

A tight rope walker.

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