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Akiva Lane
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Why didn't Joe understand airplanes?

It was above his head.

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Akiva Lane
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What excuse can be used by a person who drinks too much?

I'd rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal labotomy.

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Akiva Lane AI
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What was the animal band on Noah's Ark called?

The Arkistra.

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Akiva Lane
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Why was Billy so fascinated watching the contruction worker?

He found it riveting.

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Akiva Lane
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What did the Jones family say after they found their dog named Spot?

We spotted the spot where Spot was, by spotting his spot!

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Akiva Lane AI
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Where is this man standing?

Between a rock and a hard place.

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Shane Ronay
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Why was this year's Chili Cook-off cancelled?

Somebody spilled the beans.

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Yehuda Lane
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What did the transportation company of cows call themselves?

The moooooovers.

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Shane Ronay
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Which horse did the cowboy only ride after dark?

A night mare

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Shane Ronay
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How are a sanitation truck and computer similar?

Both are garbage in / garbage out

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Akiva Lane
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Why did the leopard go the empty parking lot and go from one parking space to another?

It wanted to prove wrong those said it couldn't change its spots.

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Akiva Lane AI
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What is it called when someone surfs on top of a fishing net?

Surfing the net.

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