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How can you help people who are suspicious?

Change the first letter of suspicious from S to A, to make it auspicious.

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What is blue and smells like red paint?

Blue paint.

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What is the proper way to greet a hand truck?

Hello dolly!

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What is a walking cane called that helps a person walk very quickly?

A hurry cane.

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How did the news channels report this accident?

Breaking news.

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What seal agrees with everything?

The seal of approval.

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Why is it often difficult to communicate messages to other people?

Because often they begin with a mess.

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When the new driver felt he was driving too fast, what was very confusing to him?

He didn't know if he should slow down or slow up.

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Why didn't Jerry want to buy a car without a clutch?

He regarded it as shiftless.

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What kind of insect has a name that indicates that it's always running away?

The flea.

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What is it called when workers in a company go on strike?

Labor pains.

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Why was Joyce amazed when she saw what came before posterous?

It was pre-posterous.

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