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When the bee joined the bee hive, how did it feel?

It felt like a newbie.

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Akiva Lane
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What did Bill do when his hands were dirty?

He took them to a hand laundry.

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Moshe Sherizen
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What invention lets you look through a wall?

A window.

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What do you call ticks that live in a parrot's feathers?

Polly ticks.

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Why didn't Jack understand his hat?

It was over his head.

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Akiva Lane AI
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What is this man doing?

He's a lion tamer aligning a line of lions.

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Shane Ronay
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Who was the person mistaken for someone's father?

A faux pa

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Akiva Lane
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When the phone caller said 'I hope I'm not disturbing you', how did Andy respond?

Andy said, "You can't disturb me, because I'm already disturbed".

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Akiva Lane
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Is it good to tie something with a frayed knot?

I'm afraid not.

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Shane Ronay
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What are the strongest sea creatures?

Mussels

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Akiva Lane
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What did Bill say when he found out that his hotel reservation was upgraded to 2 connecting rooms?

How suite it is!

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What does someone say to a friend who he thinks is too optimistic?

You topian!

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