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How did Matt feel about the government diverting the river that made his stream dry up?

He thought it was ex-stream.

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Why did Martha feel so tired, that she felt like the back of a car?

She was exhausted, and two tired.

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What does this represent?

Making N's meet.

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After Bob broke his leg, why wasn't he able to control his kids?

Because he couldn't put his foot down.

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Why was Jill relieved after she put the lid back on the peanut butter jar.

Because now it's recovered.

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Why are there so many types of Asian cuisine?

For different woks of life.

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What is more minute than a minute?

A second.

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What is the electric company in Qatar called?

Electric Qatar.

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What can you say about the stories of how staples, paper-clips, and thumb-tacks were developed?

They are all fasten-ating.

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Why was the bee punished?

Because it didn't bee-have.

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How could Ami know for sure there was an odor in the room?

She just nose.

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Why did Ben drink Maxwell House coffee before he went parachute jumping?

He wanted to be good to the last drop.

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