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Why did Martha feel bad for her calendar?

Because its days are numbered.

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How did Beth feel about all the knots in her hair?

She was knot happy.

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What is a line of rabbits putting seeds in the ground called?

A re-seeding hare line.

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What food is good for protecting a house?

Lox.

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What is another name for the stock market dot com bubble that popped in 2000?

The Com before the storm.

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What arm of the octopus is the strongest?

The Arm E.

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What does a duck wear to his wedding?

A ducksedo.

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Now that the Peter bought a dairy farm, what will he do with it?

He'll milk it for all its worth.

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What kind of money can't be understood?

Non cents.

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How did Martha react when she saw that her bank account went from minus to plus?

She saw it as a good sign.

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Why did Arnold start a company that makes shovels?

He wanted to do well in spades.

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What does this represent?

Too much of a good thing.

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