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What 2 letters do you use when talking to someone else about themselves?

UR

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What is logical and has to do with the Earth?

Geological

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What is the thinnest coat?

A coat of paint.

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Why did Jerry choose to work with the elderly?

He enjoyed other Jerry-atrics.

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Why did Bill buy 2 pieces of chord, and gave one to his girlfriend?

He wanted to tie the knot.

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What is a good name for a car repair shop, that takes care of cars like a mother cares for children?

Good Car Ma

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How could Ami know for sure there was an odor in the room?

She just nose.

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What do you call a large party where matzah is served?

A matzah ball.

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Why was the tourist dropped off on a deserted island?

He requested an isle seat.

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What do you say to a bowl of kidney beans when you haven't eaten them for a while?

Where have you bean?

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How can you tell that a person has humility?

The person places 'you' first - as in 'you'-mility.

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Why did Richard have someone throw his clothes from a plane and watch as they fell?

He felt it was best to spot your clothes before washing them.

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