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What's high in the middle, and round at both ends?

The word Ohio.

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Why did George sell his barber shop?

He found cleaning it to be a hair-raising experience.

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What do you call male child of a purse?

A purse son.

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Why didn't Martha mind that she had a run in her stockings?

She figured it didn't really matter in the long run.

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What do you call someone who measures how much status people have?

A statustician

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What are building blocks made from sim cards called?

Sim City.

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Why did the shark not want to eat the millionaire?

It stayed away from rich foods.

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What organic compounds are similar to people who like teenagers?

Proteins.

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Why did the husband and wife enjoy scuba diving together?

They liked the feeling of being in sink with each other?

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What is it called when you use an Apple computer to cut through loads of information to find what you are looking for?

Mac the knife.

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Why didn't the king allow anything to be placed over his throne?

He didn't want to think about the phrase 'over throne'?

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What US city is named after soft drinks that Sara made?

Sarasota.

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