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What does the king of England have to do with writing a successful book?

They both involve royalties.

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Why did Mrs. Roberts have only large pots in her kitchen?

She was embarrassed to ask a store 'Do you have a little pot?'

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Where is the best place to find highly unusual things?

A bizarre

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Who is this?

Gaucho Marx

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Why does the world have problems?

Because it is bi-polar.

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When Joe visited Alaska, how did he respond when he was told 'Be careful about the grizzly bears'.

He said, "I'll bear that in mind".

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Why did Bill throw a stone out of the car window whenever he made a turn?

He didn't want to leave any turn un-stoned.

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What animal got kicked out of school?

The cheetah.

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What do employees of a pen company get when they retire?

A pen sion.

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What happens when King Charles gets a toothache?

It's a royal pain.

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What can be said about Edison's invention of the light bulb?

Both Edison and the light bulb were brilliant.

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What does a liquor store have in common with a crowded highway?

They both have bottlenecks.

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