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What is the difference between a child and Shakespeare?

One is involved with play, and the other is involved with plays.

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What is a trumpet made from a shoe called?

A shoe horn.

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How do we know that only taking doesn't make relationships last?

"To get" plus 'to get" equals forget.

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Why is K-OS not a good name for a computer operating system?

It sounds like Chaos.

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What is it called when a government tries to get support by giving things away for free?

A free-for-all.

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What kind of pan is very disorganized?

Pan-demonium.

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Why did the plumber do this in response to the judge?

He thought the judge asked for water in the court.

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Were there dinosaurs that sprayed smells like a skunk?

If there were, they are now ex-stinked.

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What did the football player say when he punted the ball by mistake?

No punt intended.

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Why was the ballet teacher considered to be so good?

She really kept her students on their toes.

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Why did Stu work for the Dept. of Transportation?

He loves hitting the road.

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What is this?

A picture worth a thousand words.

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