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Where is Kuwait?

Between Iraq and a hard place.

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What do you call someone who takes dents out of cars?

A dentist.

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What was obvious to everyone, but no one dared mention?

The elephant in the room.

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Why do people on a roller coaster say 'Weeeeee'?

Because it's more fun when it's done together with others.

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What can you say about a manager who enjoys firing people?

That he's playing with fire.

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What is it called when husbands tell puns to their wives?

Pun-ishment.

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How did the young lady feel when her date was rude?

She felt dis-missed.

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What did Max say when the mechanic said he must fix the car brakes?

Those are the breaks.

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How did the rose deal with the challenges of life?

It always rose to the occasion.

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What is a sink filled with dirty dishes called?

Dish-sheveled.

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What grammar is similar to regretting the past and worrying about the future?

Past tense and future tense.

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What did the surgeon say when the patient asked if he could administer his own anesthesia?

Sure, knock yourself out.

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