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Why was Fred concerned he was making too much noise while sleeping?

Because he slept so soundly.

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Why is it difficult to build submarines?

Whatever you build is sub-standard.

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Which king was this?

Edward IV - he had a short reign.

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What is a partnership of 2 doctors called?

A pair-a-dox.

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Which crime is most prevalent at this school?

Assault

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Why was Bill on the lookout for alligators?

Because lately he had been swamped with work.

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What did the table cloth say to the table?

Don't be concerned, I've got you covered.

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What is it called when a car has a good mother?

Good car ma.

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What happens when a threat starts moving?

It's no longer an idle threat.

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What part of the day has the most Ning?

More Ning.

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After a long winter, how did the tree feel in the spring?

It felt releaved.

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Which device measures carbohydrates?

A carburetor

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