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What is it called when you use an Apple computer to cut through loads of information to find what you are looking for?

Mac the knife.

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What is a coat with only sleeves called?

A coat of arms.

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What do you call online support for barbers?

Eclips

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If you take a pleated skirt, and take the pleats out, what does it become?

Depleted.

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What do you call someone who is crazy about money?

A dough nut.

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Why did Bill buy 2 pieces of chord, and gave one to his girlfriend?

He wanted to tie the knot.

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How did Matt feel about the government diverting the river that made his stream dry up?

He thought it was ex-stream.

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Why did Matt guard his fence?

He didn't want anyone to take offence.

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How did Bill feel when none of the off-switches for the lights worked?

He felt that they were all up-settings.

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What are examples of types of bread in a bakery called?

Roll models.

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What was the message on the chiropractor's answering machine?

We'll get BACK to you.

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Why did Arnold start a company that makes shovels?

He wanted to do well in spades.

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