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Why did the mother have sore hands?

She had meta-carpools.

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What was Salvador Dali's favorite breakfast?

Surreal

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What is an insect that hums?

Humbug.

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What is similar between slamming on the car brakes and baseball?

They both have a short stop.

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What is a very small bull that runs very fast called?

A bull-ett.

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Why did Arthur try to convince his wife that money was very much in style?

Because she was spending it like it was going out of style.

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What is a nursery for babies called?

A wiggle room.

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Why was Len's music career over before it began?

He was asked to return with a demo.

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Which company broadcasts highlights of basketball, hockey, tennis, and soccer?

Net-flix

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What kind of tea protects you when you buy something?

Warren Tea.

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Why didn't Fred accept rides with other people, and preferred to walk?

Because he didn't want to be taken for a ride.

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Do cows generally live alone?

It's generally un-herd of.

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