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Do people gain weight as they get older?

If they do, it's a waist of time.

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What happened when the oil candle over Bill's bed fell on him while he was sleeping?

He woke up oily in the morning.

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What did the baseball park do when their antique organ stopped working?

They found an organ donor.

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Are very cold and very hot temperatures unhealthy?

It's just a matter of degree.

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What being always acts and feels lousy?

The louse.

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If you put blue berries deep in the ground, what are they called?

Very buried berries.

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What is a very small bull that runs very fast called?

A bull-ett.

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What was Genghis Kahn's attitude that made him successful?

He was Kahn-fident.

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Who oversees decisions at a car alignment company?

The Steering Committee.

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What is the official fruit of Florida?

Elderberries

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Why was Walt Disney happy after visiting Mickey Mouse in the hospital?

Because he saw that Mickey was very animated.

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What did the waiter say when the customer sent the food back to the kitchen?

Thanks for the feedback.

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