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Why was the homeowner scared of the zombies at his front door?

They were dead ringers of friends of his.

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What do you call a very heavy bird that you carry?

A bird-en.

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What are light bulbs that are very heavy called?

Heavy bulbs.

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After the hour and minute hand of a clock, what is the 3rd hand called?

The second hand.

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What Beatles song is about a bee in a vegetable garden?

Lettuce bee.

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What's this?

A field of hole wheat.

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On what floor of a building do workers grind wheat into flour?

The ground floor.

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When Bill took the hot air balloon, why did he find it hard to concentrate?

Because then his head was in the clouds.

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Why did Nancy like turning on light bulbs?

She enjoyed the experience of 'seeing the light'.

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Why did Janet join the church choir?

She likes singing hims.

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When Nancy suggested putting grated cheese on the salad, what was everyone's reaction?

They thought it was grate.

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What's the most serious bone in the body?

The sternum

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