What do you call someone who is always drinking coffee?

A caf-fiend.

1982

Where do livestock veterinarians have their prescriptions filled?

At the local farmacy

1185

What is a loud group of boys playing called?

Boisterous.

615

What do cows each for brunch?

Grass, just like for all their other meals.

1248

What is it called when people hold that only their belief system is valid?

Pious bias.

889

What's the most serious bone in the body?

The sternum

1066

Why did the insulted person steal a fence?

Because he took offense.

429

What is it called when a car has a good mother?

Good car ma.

1757

What meal is happening in Eastern Europe?

Hungary is above Turkey, and next to Turkey is Greece.

362

What can have both a good and bad result?

Pennies from Heaven

209

What is similar between a baseball player and a guard at a large party?

They both try to keep their eye on the ball.

2449

What happened when Anne went to the used watch store to fix her watch?

She got a second hand second hand.

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