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How is waiting in line similar to being a doctor?

You need patience.

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Are very cold and very hot temperatures unhealthy?

It's just a matter of degree.

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Why is the location of the letter 'I' very important in marriage?

It's the difference between 'marriage' and 'mirage', and 'marital arts' and 'martial arts'.

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What is happening here?

Eve is giving Adam an Apple iPhone.

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What did Bill realize when he stood in the field at dawn?

As he looked OVER the morning DEW, he realized he shouldn't rush and OVERDO the things he hadn't done yet, though they seemed OVERDUE.

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What do geese and cars have in common?

They both honk.

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What did the Howard Knot Rope Company say about its competitors?

They're not Knot knots.

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How did the pig feel when the other pigs in the pig-hole called him a 'square'?

He felt like a square pig in a round hole.

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Why was a homeless man invited to join the London Symphony Orchestra??

They needed someone to play an 'oboe'.

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What happens to unsold bread from the bakery?

It's toast.

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What did the cop say to the driver who offered a bribe?

Fine.

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What does eating hot food and sneezing have in common?

They are both hot chews.

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