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What do garbanzo beans have in common with a sedative for chickens?

Chick peace.

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What do you call a house where you go to become more aware?

A warehouse.

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How did Marty feel when the male deer stopped in front of his car?

The buck stops here.

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What can be said about Betty who didn't clean the kitchen often enough?

She led a life of grime.

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What happened after Lenny was very skeptical about going to a chiropractor?

Now he stands corrected.

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What fish did Rivka Chovey become like when her brother had children?

She became Aunt Chovey.

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Why did the light bulb have emotional problems?

Because it was turned off.

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When does fore plus fore equals four.

The forelegs of one horse and the forelegs of another horse adds up to four legs.

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Where did Maxine put her nail files?

In the filing cabinet.

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What letter and number combination precedes everything else?

B4

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Mary exercized at Jim's place every day - what is his full name?

Jim Nasium

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Where do mathematicians go on vacation?

Times Square

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