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What does China and Turkey have in common?

They raise red flags.

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How did the moose get into the restaurant?

The customer asked for mousse, and the waiter brought him one.

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What do you call a zoo that feeds the animals zucchinis?

A zoo-kini.

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Why must all people grow spiritually?

It's our soul purpose.

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Which medical specialty is best for focusing on others?

Your ology

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How did Jeff feel when his favorite porpoise in the aquarium was very sick?

He felt like he no longer had a porpoise.

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When Sara asked her friends to contribute to make the chocolate chip cookies, did they?

Yes, they chipped in.

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Why did Marty become a bartender?

He was so wild as a kid, people said he would end up behind bars.

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Did Dan overcome his fears and go in the hot air balloon?

Yes, he rose to the occasion.

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What is a good name for a tanning salon for men?

Tan Gent.

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What do you call a young female cow?

Miss Steak.

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Which city outlawed the use of doorbells?

Knocksville, TN

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