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Why did Bill take sleeping lessons?

He wanted to sleep well.

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What is someone called who lies about how much he eats?

Dish-onest.

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Why were the angels that were getting married so happy?

It was a marriage made in heaven.

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Why was Betty happy with the work of the seamstress?

It was sew good.

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What is the difference between starting a new job and eating hotdogs?

With one you try to pass muster, and with the other you pass the mustard.

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What do you call someone who takes dents out of cars?

A dentist.

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What spice did Betty avoid adding to recipes?

Because she felt people didn't taste it, it was a waste of Thyme.

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What happened to this couple just before the wedding?

They disengaged.

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What is it called if a baseball pitcher throws a small model of an elevator?

An elevator pitch.

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What are good names for a company that makes kitchen counters?

Counter Intuitive, or Counter Culture.

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How do you wake up bread?

You make it rise.

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Why did the husband and wife put their hands in the sink together when they wanted to communicate?

It helped them be in-sink with each other.

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