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What part of a river is in the present?

Its currents.

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What was David doing in the room?

He was room-inating.

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Which industry helps news broadcast companies remain profitable?

Radiology

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What happened when Max’s wife asked him to get plums from the grocery store?

He plum forgot.

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What does a very cooked steak and a great book have in common?

They are both well done.

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What does the army and the wind have in common?

They both can have a draft.

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Why did Jill get so emotional when she moved form one apartment to another?

It was a very moving experience.

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What do you call an item in a store where the price tag is unreadable?

Priceless.

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What did Emily do when all the potato chips fell on the floor?

She let the chips fall where they may.

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What country is named after neck-wear?

Tie Land.

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What does praying and Swiss cheese have in common?

They are both holy.

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How did the comb feel after it had its teeth made thinner?

It felt fine.

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