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Why didn't Joe play hide-and-seek very often?

Good hide-and-seek players are hard to find.

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What do they say about the tree that was cut down because it no longer had leaves?

It was absent without leaves.

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What do you call a troop of soldiers with long hair?

The hair force.

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If an earthen-ware pot gets cracked, what is it called?

A crack-pot.

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What question can you ask about the leaves of an evergreen tree?

If they don't leave the tree, why are they called leaves?

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Shane Ronay
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What's the most prevalent sickness among roofers?

Shingles

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What did the teacher say to the student when he asked to make up an exam after graduation?

She said, 'You can't make these things up.'

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Matt Weiss
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Why is it hard to trust a staircase?

It's always up to something.

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What factors have helped Amazon retain repeat business?

Free Shipping and Auto-Ordering are two Prime examples.

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Why was Bill so exhausted after a day of putting tires on the inner rings of car wheels?

It was tire ring.

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What do you call an engineer that dries out the water from streams?

An ex-stream-ist.

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What interpersonal skill is named after a Greek legend?

Apollo gize.

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