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What do you call a camel that acts?

A drama-dary.

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Akiva Lane
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How did the can opener get its name?

Because it 'can' open things.

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Shane Ronay
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What was obvious to everyone, but no one dared mention?

The elephant in the room.

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Akiva Lane
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How did Bill's body respond when he was insulted?

He felt knocked off his feet, he felt hit in the head, he took it as an affront, and was taken aback.

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Shane Ronay
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Why did Joe work in a pizza shop?

He kneaded the dough.

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Akiva Lane
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In music how much is a quarter note worth?

25 cents.

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Akiva Lane
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What is a bee from the United States called?

A USB.

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Shane Ronay
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What do you call someone who believes only 12.5% in a Universal Being?

An eighth-iest

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Yehuda Lane
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How did Bill feel when he was trying to catch a goose?

He felt like he was on a wild goose chase.

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Akiva Lane
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Why is the ocean right now like money?

It's a current sea.

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Shane Ronay
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What is true about this famous journalist?

His name is Mudd

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Akiva Lane
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How do you get rid of weeds?

You have to get to the root of the problem.

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