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What did the procrastinator tell those who said he'd never get anywhere?

"You just wait!"

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What's another name for the period leading up to the dot com bubble bursting?

The com before the storm.

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What is the person on the right doing?

He's using a needle to needlessly needle someone who doesn't need it.

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Which type of beer takes longer to make than other beers?

Lager

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Why was the whole school on pins and needles waiting for their test results?

It was an acupuncture school.

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How do you describe the importance of making a will to clarify issues of inheritance?

Will power.

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Why was Bob upset when he got a fine?

He didn't think it was fine at all.

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What is this a picture of?

Flying overseas.

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What do you call a chemical that makes you laugh?

A comical chemical.

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Why did Beth and Charlie spend their vacation in a run down motel?

The other places were full, and this was a last resort.

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What is the most popular being in the sea?

The star fish.

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What did the publishing company name itself that set up shop in an old basketball court?

Full Court Press.

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