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Why did Joe like working in the spring more than the fall?

He didn't like being the fall guy.

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What do you call a bee that does not cost money?

A free bee.

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What kind of animal tries to keep all the bushes to itself?

A hedgehog.

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What is teaching a computerized train using AI called?

Training.

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What did the therapist tell Francine?

Her problems were all in her head.

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How did Charlie feel when he lost his list of things to do?

He felt listless.

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Which country is most upset about gas-guzzling automobiles?

Mad at gas car

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What do you call a demonstration at a diner?

A counter-demonstration.

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What does a law student have in common with someone giving up liquor?

They both want to pass the bar.

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Why did Fred always cut into lines?

Because his doctor said he should lose wait.

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When Nancy suggested putting grated cheese on the salad, what was everyone's reaction?

They thought it was grate.

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What was Sylvia's reaction to the box of cookies falling on the floor?

That's the way the cookie crumbles.

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