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What happens when a threat starts moving?

It's no longer an idle threat.

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What is interesting about this group of words?

It seems to be a family where all the members have similar problems.

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Why is this bench so comfortable?

The lumber support.

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What do you call a holy man who walks barefoot and has bad breath from fasting so much?

A super calloused fragile mystic hexed by halitosis.

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How did the world react to Edison's invention of the electric light bulb?

They thought it was a brilliant idea.

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Why did the family's credit card debt get so large that they had to file for bankrupcy?

Because it was a house of cards.

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What do you call a scientist who measures how big things are?

A size-mologist.

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What is a very good thing about Switzerland?

Their flag is a big plus.

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Why did John feel bad when he stopped dating?

Because he felt out of date.

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What is a factory that packages eggs called?

An egg plant.

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Why did the politician like to winnow grain on the farm?

He liked how it is spelled: win now.

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Why did the dermatologist find a new job?

He was getting rash with his patients

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