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What would happen if Earth was attacked by giant spiders from outer space?

A world wide web.

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What did Jim call his life after he decided not to major in math?

The aftermath.

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Why did Bill take sleeping lessons?

He wanted to sleep well.

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Why did the foolish prospector think the goldmine was his?

There was a sign outside it that said "Mine".

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How did Avigail like her work as a seamstress?

She felt it was sew-sew.

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What's a good name for someone who is always prepared?

Justin Case

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What does Superman, Batman and South Africa have in common.

They all have a cape of good hope.

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Why was the farmer surprised how much it cost to feed his chickens?

It was more than he expected - it wasn't chicken feed.

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What is a tavern called that only serves chocolate liqueur?

A chocolate bar.

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What can you take when you are hot?

You can take a shower, a bath, or a swim.

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What does an art school and a bedroom dresser have in common?

They both have drawers.

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How are making puns similar to oil drilling?

They both can be crude or refined.

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