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Why did Ben drink Maxwell House coffee before he went parachute jumping?

He wanted to be good to the last drop.

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How were the untied shoes feeling?

They were fit to be tied.

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How is are parameter lists similar to farmers?

They can have many fields.

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Why was Fred concerned he was making too much noise while sleeping?

Because he slept so soundly.

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How do trees feel in the spring?

After the winter, they felt releaved.

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Why was Jim happy that after dieting he fit into his old clothes?

He knew that when it comes to dieting, it's survival of the fit-est.

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What type of meeting is this?

A Piece Summit.

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Why are the tops of mountains called 'peaks'?

Because they peek at us from a distance.

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What was it called when police arrested the owner of a tie store for suspected illegal activity?

A tirade.

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What happens to a person whose drinking leads him to committing crimes?

He goes from drinking bars to jail bars.

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Why didn't Bill want to work in the ice cream factory?

He didn't like working on sundaes.

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How did the rose deal with the challenges of life?

It always rose to the occasion.

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