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What type of log is slow and delayed?

The back-log.

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When the nerve cell tells the muscle cell to contract, what is the muscle cell's reaction?

You have some nerve!

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Why did the bed feel bad?

When people slept on it, it felt under a rest.

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Why did the push-button go to the therapist?

Each time someone pushed it, it was depressed.

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How did the 2 robbers work together?

They would co-robberate.

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When the cat fell into a large bag of quarters, why was it so scared?

Because it was in close quarters.

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What does a baseball cap and an overturned boat have in common?

Cap size.

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Why did Bill often get angry easily?

He went around with a chip on his shoulder.

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Why is it hard to trust a staircase?

It's always up to something.

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How did worms get onto Noah's ark?

They came in pears.

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What is similar between a worn out tire and getting social security?

It may be time to retire.

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When someone says something outrageous to you, why is it important to speak up?

Because otherwise it becomes in-rageous

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