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Who was Alexander Graham Belsky?

The first telephone Pole

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What did Alice call the hair she cut off because it was full of knots?

Forget me knots.

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Why was the investor's nickname 'Yeast'?

Because wherever he put bread, it would rise.

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What is a radical socialist who is very calm called?

A calm-unist.

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Why does filling up tires keep getting more expensive?

Inflation.

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What vitamin is good for the eyes?

Vitamin see.

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What fictional character had an open mind?

Frankenstein.

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If a scientist no longer finds a theory as 'testable', how does he now regard it?

He now regards it as 'de-testable'.

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When the hunter wanted to hunt the deer, how did the deer respond?

I'm game.

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What can be said about people who work around the clock?

They are shiftless.

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How do patrons locate a Greek restaurant when their GPS isn't working?

They use a gyro scope

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What seven letter word for a tree has all 5 vowels?

Sequoia

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