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When Beverly got to the supermarket, why did she first go to the fruits and vegetable section?

Since she was on a diet, it was a step in the right direction.

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Where did Don keep all his money, and why?

In his vest pocket, because his father told him it was important to invest.

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What can be said about someone who buys lots of books but doesn't read them?

The person has no shelf control.

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Where do baseball teams store their baseball bats?

It the bat room.

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How did the man get his young dog to stop barking?

He wore Hush Puppies

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What finger does a card-shark use to manipulate the card deck?

The in-decks finger.

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Why was the son of a drapery store owner upset when flunking out of college?

He knew it was curtains for him.

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When Martha was quiet when she found out she was pregnant, what was that called?

A pregnant silence.

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Why did Evelyn go to only one store in the mall?

She felt: You see one, you see the mall.

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Why is it so easy to feel relaxed while using the internet?

Because so many websites have 'dot calm' in their name.

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Why did Bill get furious at the person who tried to steal his goat?

It really got his goat.

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How did Mark feel when he used a machine to get rid of his static?

He felt ex-static.

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