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Is it good to answer a question with a question?

Is there a better way?

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What is it called when you tell something to your grandmother?

Tell a gram.

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What does a policeman, a fireman, and a doorman all have in common?

They're all men.

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What is a company that rents DAF trucks by the day called?

Daf Yomi.

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What's another name for sharks?

Vicious fishes.

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How did the veterinarian know that the horse had a cold?

He heard it straight from the horses mouth.

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What is a fancy expensive scale called?

Upscale.

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What do forests and clocks have in common?

Ticks.

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Why did the union leader start ironing his shirt?

Because he didn't want to strike until the iron was hot.

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What is a dog called that swims back and forth in a pool?

A lap dog.

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What are "octopy"?

Pizzas topped with calamari.

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What time do people go to the dentist?

Tooth hurty.

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