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Why did the therapist keep a bell in his office?

If what he said didn't ring a bell with the patient, he could ring the bell for the patient.

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What do employees of a pen company get when they retire?

A pen sion.

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What does a baker with a high IQ bake?

Smart cookies.

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What do mermaids use to wash their fins?

Tide

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What do you call a line of rabbits putting seeds into the ground a second time?

A re-seeding hare line.

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Did Arlene like the new vacuum cleaner?

She thought it sucks.

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What is the study of the fancy speech that con-men use called?

Prose and cons.

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Why did Olivia avoid eating almonds, cashews, and pecans?

Because they were nuts.

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If you take a liter of water, and pour it out, what does it become?

Leaderless.

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What kind of view brings people together?

A rendezvous.

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How do you describe a fish when it does things very well?

A fish in sea.

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Why are bananas so popular?

They have a peel.

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