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What kind of car can become a religious convert?

A convertible.

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What did pregnant Emily and the library book she was reading have in common?

They were both due in September.

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What kind of phone do prisoners use?

Cell phones.

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What happened when Bob decided to use a Neuralink chip in his brain?

He changed his mind.

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Which device measures carbohydrates?

A carburetor

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What kind of point is not sharp?

A moot point.

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What happens to a skunk when its source of smell is removed?

It becomes ex-stinked.

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What did Bill say when Max wanted to kill a bug that landed on Bill's watch?

You're not going to do that on my watch.

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What is a combination of a pig and a pine tree?

A porcupine.

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What happened when the small dog fell into a large pot of blueberries?

It was berried.

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Why did Sam invest in the perfume company?

It made a lot of scents.

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How are acute infections treated?

Doctors say, "Awwww" and give the patient a hug.

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