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What is the study of vintage radios called?

Radiology

1998

What begins and ends with E but has only one letter?

Envelope.

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How did the ferris wheel owner feel about having almost no customers?

He felt like he was just spinning his wheels.

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How is time like an insect?

It tends to creep up on you.

1951

How did the world get its name?

Because when it spins around, it is whirled.

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Why did the factory that made car transmissions have problems?

Because their assembly line was make-shift.

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What do you call someone using a fake stun gun?

A taser teaser

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Why do jockeys have a reputation for being lazy?

They horse around all day.

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What is a book about all the things that a person thinks they should have done differently?

An oughta-biography.

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How was the octopus able beat the shark in a fight?

It was well armed.

795

What part of Queens, New York needs the most water?

Flushing.

2046

What did the salad dressing say when someone opened the refrigerator door?

Close the door, I'm dressing.

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