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What is this man doing in the doctor's office?

Drawing blood.

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What do air conditioning installers do to save space?

They get all their ducts lined up.

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What is it called when the letter E moves slowly?

Creep-E.

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Why was this year's Chili Cook-off cancelled?

Somebody spilled the beans.

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If Washington is the most Southern face on Mount Rushmore, what is Lincoln?

The North Face.

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What did the other angles say to the 90 degree angle?

You're right.

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What's good about using lion bookends?

Then you can read between the lions.

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What kind of food does a tight-rope worker try to eat?

A well-balanced diet.

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How did worms get onto Noah's ark?

They came in pears.

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Why is ethics like art?

You have to know where to draw the line.

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Why did the insulted person steal a fence?

Because he took offense.

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Why did the owners of the Secure Hotel change its name?

The guests felt uncomfortable being in Secure.

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