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When Arnie said that he preferred to learn accordion rather than piano, what were his parents reaction?

They changed his music teacher accordingly.

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Shane Ronay
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Why does this horse always give leg cramps to its riders?

His name is Charley.

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Akiva Lane
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Was there any limit to how good the costumes would be at the costume ball?

Disguise the limit.

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Can you believe someone who eats steak from a male cow?

No, because he is full of bull.

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When John proposed to Joan, what playing card did he look like to Joan?

The King of Hearts.

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Shane Ronay
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How are the prices at the new Italian restaurant?

They cost a pretty penne.

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Beryl Loring
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What are bored students called?

The bored of education.

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What did Marty say when he was saved by a lifeguard named Sam Bell?

"I was saved by the Bell".

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What is a good name for a company that sells sprinkler systems?

Cease Fire (an actual name of a company)

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Why did King Louis XV say, "After me the flood"?

Because he rained for 59 years.

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What is similar between a place where wine is made and a nursery?

They are both whineries.

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Shane Ronay
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Where do uncles find their wives?

An aunt farm

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