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Why did the newborn require immediate surgery?

He was born with a silver spoon in his mouth.

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Akiva Lane AI
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What do you call a wine bottle that is in the shape of a letter O?

A wine-o.

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How did Charlie feel when he lost his list of things to do?

He felt listless.

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Dovid Moshe Davidson
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Why didn't the carpenter want to fit counter-tops?

He didn't want to be accused of counter-fitting.

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What is the lesson of daylight savings time?

If clocks can change, so can we.

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What part of the day has the most Ning?

More Ning.

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What is this?

It escapes me.

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Shane Ronay
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What do you call a broken garbage receptacle?

A has bin.

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What did the king's wife say to the king?

Reign, dear.

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What do you call male child of a purse?

A purse son.

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What does this represent?

The splitting of the the red sea.

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How often is there a blue moon?

Once in a blue moon.

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