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Why did Phil stop turning around?

Because every time he turned around, another year went by.

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Why did the athlete go into the recording studio?

He wanted to make records.

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Akiva Weiss
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Why can't you go hungry at the beach?

Because of the sand which is there.

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Where is a runner from when he stops running?

Iran.

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What finger does a card-shark use to manipulate the card deck?

The in-decks finger.

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How did the small piece of wood feel when there was nothing to do?

It was a little board.

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What do employees of a pen company get when they retire?

A pen sion.

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What has four wheels and flies.

A garbage truck.

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How did France come up with Bastille day, Canada with Canada Day, and the U.S. July the 4th?

They did it Independently.

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What does it take to be a great telemarketer?

Focus. You must be dialed-in.

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What vitamin is similar to a girl's Bas Mitzvah?

Vitamin B12

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Why in the army do they avoid giving treats twice?

That would involve a re-treat.

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