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What's the most dangerous thing to read in Braille?

DO NOT TOUCH!

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If someone shook a tree, gathered the leaves that fell and made paper from it, what would the paper be called?

Loose leaf paper.

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Why did Eileen Terr's name confuse people?

Because people called her Miss Terr.

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What did Ben say when the tanks came and saved his village during the war?

Tanks.

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What does a smart person have in common with a school principal?

They are both in charge of their faculties.

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What are some things a person can do if they are stuck thinking about the past?

The can buy 'presents' for other people, or go to a river and look at the 'current'.

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What do you call a tax on things that people do wrong?

Syntax.

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What did the baseball park do when their antique organ stopped working?

They found an organ donor.

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Why did Evelyn go to only one store in the mall?

She felt: You see one, you see the mall.

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What is a very small phone called?

A micro phone.

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What is this person doing?

He's really using his noodle.

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Why was it that in the ancient world harps could not be trusted?

Because they were all lyres.

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