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What is sad about parallel lines?

They have so much in common, yet they'll never meet.

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What is the study of the latest scientific breakthroughs?

Newrology

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What aunt disagrees about everything?

Aunt Tithesis

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What is a loud group of boys playing called?

Boisterous.

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How were people getting hit by the same bicycle every day?

It was a vicous cycle.

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What happens when debt gets out of control?

It debt-inates.

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Why did bill choose gastroenterology as a medical specialty?

He had a gut feeling.

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What do you call someone who doesn't care about what people say about him?

He has heard immunity.

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When Samantha's parrot flew away, what shape did it remind her of?

Polygon.

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Why did Bill want his wife to make pie without sugar?

His sweetie pie's pie was sweet enough.

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How do you describe someone who has a lot of influence in the field of app development?

He has app pull.

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What did Danny do when the bullies wouldn't let other kids go on the slide?

He let it slide.

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