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What kind of tea always tells the truth?

Honest Tea.

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What do you call a state that is really into dancing?

A swing state.

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How do Mr. & Mrs. Deer say hello to each other?

Hello Dear.

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What kind of ship demands total control?

Dictator ship

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Why did Joe race Fred to the punch-bowl at the party?

He wanted to beat him to the punch.

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Which sea creature is not friendly to other sea creatures?

Anemone

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What expression refers to an insect in the late spring?

Bee that as it May.

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Why is the Pillsbury doughboy a hippie?

He's a flour child.

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What did the mason say when he realized an error was made on a headstone?

What a grave mistake.

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What do you call a public bathroom where people talk about politics?

A political potty.

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How did Becky feel about hot dogs?

She felt they were the wurst.

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Why did Jenny dislike her job as a stenographer?

Because her boss was a dictator.

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