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Why did the Jones family put pails at the edge of their property?

Because everthing after that was beyond the pail.

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Shane Ronay
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Why do some of these specific instruments look different from the others?

They're members of the opposite sax.

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Matt Weiss
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What travels around the whole world and stays in the corner?

A postage stamp.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Marla always start walking with her right foot?

She wanted to put her best foot forward.

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Why did Matt run in the desert?

For the big race, he wanted to make a dry run.

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Matt Weiss
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Why does filling up tires keep getting more expensive?

Inflation.

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Akiva Lane
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What's a good name for a tanning salon?

Tan Fastic.

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Akiva Lane
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Why do we peel fruit?

If fruit has a peel, it doesn't have appeal.

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Akiva Lane
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How did Sam feel when he left the Far East?

He felt dis-oriented.

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Shane Ronay
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What occurs when the amount of garbage exceeds space in the trash can?

It is beyond the pail.

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Akiva Lane
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What are examples of types of bread in a bakery called?

Roll models.

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When Matthew Gen was knighted, why did people think he was a doctor?

Because people called him Sir Gen.

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