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What did the magician do when he was very tired?

He drank coffee, and that did the trick.

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Why was the young mathematician encouraged when computing the formula of circles?

He was told it was easy as pi.

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What interpersonal skill is named after a Greek legend?

Apollo gize.

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What do the words pigment, canvas, and paintbrush all have in common?

They are all terms of art.

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What is a person called who knows a lot about eggs?

An eggs-pert.

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Would anyone make or buy an odor-less perfume?

No, that would be non-scents.

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Why did Bill bring money to bed?

Because he had been sleeping poorly.

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What word describes a variety of missiles?

Missile-aneous.

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Why was the diver not so proud of diving into a bucket of water?

Compared to all his other abilities, it was only a drop in the bucket.

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Why can't you go hungry at the beach?

Because of the sand which is there.

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How did Melissa feel when she found out, after waiting in line, that the concert was sold out?

She found it disconcerting.

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What do you call a demonstration at a diner?

A counter-demonstration.

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