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What key does the King use to get into the castle?

The Monarch Key.

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What kind of city doesn't give up?

Tenacity.

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How did the "Closed" sign read at the smoke shop?

Close...but no cigar!

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Why did Sam invest in the perfume company?

It made a lot of scents.

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Which type of beer takes longer to make than other beers?

Lager

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What is happening here?

He's checking his bill for web service.

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Why are lawyers happy?

Because they're always dealing with parties.

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What kind of running causes things to become empty?

Running out of things.

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What vegetable should diplomats learn all about?

Peas.

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What do you call a bat that makes short, periodic dinging noises?

A dingbat.

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What is this man doing in the doctor's office?

Drawing blood.

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Why was Emily always careful to treat bread carefully and with respect?

She didn't want to do anything that went against the grain.

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