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How is Jim doing at his new job hanging up clothes in the department store?

He's getting the hang of it.

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When is it not good to be positive?

When taking a covid test.

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Why does the calendar have a good social life?

It has a lot of dates.

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What happened to the man driving with a broken tail pipe?

He became exhausted.

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What do you call someone who helps on a farm?

A farm assist.

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How did Bill like making food on the grill?

It was grate.

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When do you want to be put down?

When making an appointment.

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What did the royals think about their subject's continued protests?

They thought it was revolting.

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What is a punster's favorite vegetable?

Corn (you knew that).

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What are these?

Cocoa Nuts

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What is the difference between a lawsuit, a birthday, and politics?

A lawsuit has 2 parties, a birthday has 1 party, and politics has many parties.

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How did Martha feel about going back to work on Monday?

It was a weak day.

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