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What do you call shoes made of banana peels?

A pair of slippers.

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How is waiting in line similar to being a doctor?

You need patience.

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What flowers are similar to a mouth?

Tulips

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What did the large fan say to the girl holding it?

I'm one of your biggest fans.

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Which medical specialty focuses on interior design for hospitals?

Roomitology

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What do you call lox served in an apartment?

Pad lox.

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When you pay a therapist for a session, what does the therapist expect back?

Change.

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How does a salesman fasten a customer's attention to a sales pitch?

It has to be fasten-ating.

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Why was Fred concerned he was making too much noise while sleeping?

Because he slept so soundly.

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Why did Beverly learn about all kinds of varieties of nuts?

She wanted to be good at identifying people who are nuts.

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Why was Arnold arguing with his stomach?

Because he ate something that didn't agree with him.

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Why is it hard to trust a staircase?

It's always up to something.

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