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Why did J.K. Rowling stop writing Harry Potter books after book 7?

That's all she wrote.

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What did the doctor's wife say when his new practice was slow?

You just need more practice in your new practice, and you need patience for more patients.

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What are two streams that cross each other called?

Extremes

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Why did George make a large model of a dime?

Because he wanted to learn how to fall asleep on a dime.

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Why did Maxine like riding on the ferris wheel?

It made her feel like a big wheel.

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How do you say hello to the middle of the day?

High, noon!

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What was Bill's reaction when he found a hole in the wall of the outhouse?

"I need that like a hole in the head'.

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What time do people go to the dentist?

Tooth hurty.

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What is the name of a memoir of the day-to-day tasks of someone who milks cows?

Daily dairy diary.

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What did the pan say when it was covered with aluminum foil?

Foiled again!

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What is similar about these 2 pictures?

They are both sublime

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In war, what is more important than who is right?

Who is left.

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