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Why did the head of the school demand respect?

It was the principle of the thing.

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After going bankrupt, what did Bob name his new honey business?

Plan Bee

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What is an example of a ring that weighs nothing?

The ring of a phone or of a doorbell.

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What does an art school and a bedroom dresser have in common?

They both have drawers.

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What do shoes and noses have in common?

They both smell.

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What did Matt Silver call his new software company?

Silver Ware.

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What kind of boxes are similar to people who don't like card games?

Card bored.

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How did the honor student fail his Logic course?

He was being unreasonable.

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What is a good name for a Gastroenterologist Group?

Intestinal Fortitude

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Which famous explorer invented the golf shirt?

Marco Polo

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Why was the king nauseous?

Because the people were revolting.

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What is it called when a lawyer brings a lawsuit in relation to a legal case?

A suit case.

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