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Which king was this?

Edward IV - he had a short reign.

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After Joe's dog Spot ran away, why was his house cleaner?

Because it was Spot-less.

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Why did the luxury home builder use only inexpensive laminate kitchen countertops?

He lost his marbles

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Why did the guy on a date bring an elephant with him?

He wanted to have appeal.

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How did the rose deal with the challenges of life?

It always rose to the occasion.

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Does therapy often cost a lot?

Yes, but you can keep the change.

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What is a stack of watches called?

A watch tower.

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What did the knot say when it was asked, "Are you untied".

It answered, "I am knot".

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What Hebrew word does this represent?

Dati

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Why did Barry get heartburn when he ate the birthday cake?

He forgot to take off the candles.

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Why do some of these specific instruments look different from the others?

They're members of the opposite sax.

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Why is this wild cat upset?

He was told that cheetahs never prosper.

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