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Why did Bill get arrested when he was boarding a plane?

In a loud voice he said 'Hi' to his friend Jack.

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In Amanda's school, why didn't the teachers write errors in the margins of the paper?

Because the paper they used had no margin for errors.

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When the truck spilled coffee grounds all over Marvin's lawn, what did his lawyer say?

"I think we have grounds for suing the truck company."

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Why did Joe find it hard to get a date?

Because his attitudes were dated.

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What is Barry the Smurf's nickname?

Blue Barry

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Why did Joe find it difficult to invest his money?

Because to him it didn't make cents.

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What to you call rows of outhouses set up for an outdoor concert?

WC fields.

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What was the result of Joe not having enough self-control with eating?

He found that it was a big waist.

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How do you describe a water dispenser that is broken?

It's out of order, and it's out of water.

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What was Genghis Kahn's attitude that made him successful?

He was Kahn-fident.

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How much does marriage change a relationship?

It completely altars it.

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Why did King Midas make a well?

He thought, I might as well.

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