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What seeds are named after fathers?

Poppy seeds.

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How do you translate MS/DOS from Hebrew to English?

Honest Thinking (Emes Das)

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How could Ami know for sure there was an odor in the room?

She just nose.

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If the hole of a bagel is filled with black pepper, what is the result?

A black hole.

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What is something that many bathrooms don't have?

A bath.

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What was David doing in the room?

He was room-inating.

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How did Elsie the cow feel when she couldn't give milk?

She felt like an udder failure.

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What's the most prevalent sickness among roofers?

Shingles

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Why should we have more appreciation for street contractors?

Because they pave the way for us.

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What is the motto of the National Lactose Intolerance Association?

No Whey!

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If your dog is not telling the truth while it is sleeping, what should you do?

As the saying goes, let sleeping dogs lie.

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What items does someone most need to weather an emergency?

Staples

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