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What do cows each for brunch?

Grass, just like for all their other meals.

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How did Johnny feel when he spent all the pennies in his piggy bank?

It left him cents-less.

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How do you describe that the bark of a tree doesn't taste as good as its fruit?

It's bark is worse than it's bite.

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What did Bill realize when he stood in the field at dawn?

As he looked OVER the morning DEW, he realized he shouldn't rush and OVERDO the things he hadn't done yet, though they seemed OVERDUE.

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What did the lottery operator do when a group of actors won the lottery?

She counted her lucky stars.

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How do we know that the army of Turkey is brave?

So people know that they are not chicken.

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What is the study of Noah's ark called?

Ark-eology.

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What's a religious name for foot doctors?

Ortho Docs.

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What vehicles do fish use in battle?

Fish tanks.

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What is it called when you wave to someone with a small gesture?

A micro wave.

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Why was Bob upset when he got a fine?

He didn't think it was fine at all.

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What do you call an alligator in a vest?

An investigator.

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