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Why was the diver not so proud of diving into a bucket of water?

Compared to all his other abilities, it was only a drop in the bucket.

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When the prices of houses go up, why do their roofs get weaker?

Because the prices go through the roof.

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Shane Ronay
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What is the exact enrollment at the Carmelite Convent?

Nun

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Since Al Capone was active during prohibition, what was his nick-name?

Al Cahol

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Why did Emily like making her bed in the morning?

Because then she felt like she had it made.

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Shane Ronay
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How to describe a boxer too tired to continue?

Out of whack.

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call lox served in an apartment?

Pad lox.

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Why didn't Fred accept rides with other people, and preferred to walk?

Because he didn't want to be taken for a ride.

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What is a price war and an advertising war between stores called?

Retailiation.

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Yehuda Lane
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What happened after the US dropped atom bombs on Japan?

There was a baby boom.

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Why wasn't Lucy happy about her schedule?

Because she was so busy, it wasn't funny.

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Did Emily like living near the water?

She shore did.

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