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What do you call a rat whose name is Demmik?

Demmik Rat.

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What is one advantage of being indecisive?

Having the benefit of the doubt.

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What is someone called who puts up gates in alleys?

Alley gater.

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What are earings called that are in the shape of pears?

A pear of earrings.

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What kind of injury does one have be careful about on Halloween?

Getting a boo boo.

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What is the smartest part of the body?

The nose - it's amazing how much it nose.

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How do you translate MS/DOS from Hebrew to English?

Honest Thinking (Emes Das)

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What is another name for a car's complete history?

An autobiography.

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Why didn't Barry ever work out in the gym?

He planned to go there, but it never worked out.

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Why were the wafer cookies sad?

Because their mother was away far.

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Who charges more than doctors and lawyers?

Spendthrifts with credit cards, and bulls in a bullfight.

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Why did the towel feel so tired after it was used?

It felt like a wrung out towel.

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