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What's another way of saying that it seems that I have 4 pears?

It appears that I have a pair of a pair of pears.

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How we do know that the thumb is the strongest finger?

It's a rule of thumb.

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What is happening here?

It's raining cats and dogs.

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What is a tavern called that only serves chocolate liqueur?

A chocolate bar.

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What is special about an erasable whiteboard?

Its remarkable.

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What do you call a baseball player and his Rabbi?

Batman and Rabban.

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In a polarized society, what is the result of discussions between people with opposite views?

What is discussed results in disgust.

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Why didn't Jerry mind if his dog didn't tell the truth when the dog was asleep?

Because he let sleeping dogs lie.

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What do luggage stores, elephants, cars, and trees have in common?

They all have trunks.

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How do you describe the taste of a spicy pun?

Pungent

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What is an expert thief who is second in command called?

An accomplished accomplice.

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What was the longest mistake in history?

The Roman Error, it lasted 500 years.

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