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What's a good name for a tanning salon?

Tan Fastic.

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What is called if a lawyer charges nothing to help write a will?

Free will.

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Why did Arlene bring a piece of wood and a dog to her first weaving class?

She heard they were going to learn about the warp and the woof.

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What two letters are used to make a spreadsheet?

XL

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How did Bill feel when the day was so busy that he couldn't get any rest?

He felt restless.

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Why did the container of food feel disappointed when aluminum foil was placed over it?

It thought to itself, "Foiled again".

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Why was the young mathematician encouraged when computing the formula of circles?

He was told it was easy as pi.

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Why did the bear not want to wear shoes?

It couldn't bear not having bare feet.

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What can you take, and still leave things where they are?

Take a walk, take a nap, take a look, take a break, take a picture, and take a shower.

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When a doctor displayed the brain image of a high IQ person, what was the reaction?

That it was ingenious.

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Is rain free?

Yes, it's on the house.

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What do you call people who eat in a steak restaurant?

Steak holders.

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