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Akiva Lane
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Do military generals have to be excellent administrators?

In general, yes, but you can't generalize.

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Akiva Lane
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What kind of glue do Eskimos use to hold their ice houses together?

Ig glue.

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Shane Ronay
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Why does this horse always give leg cramps to its riders?

His name is Charley.

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Akiva Lane
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When you trade in an old bike for a new bike, what is that called?

Re-cycling.

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Matt Weiss
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Why didn't the clam share its food?

Because it was shell-fish.

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call something that is very, very natural?

Super natural.

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Akiva Lane
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How did Max feel about his rash?

He found it very irritating.

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Akiva Lane
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What do Siamese twins say to each other before dinner?

Would you like to join me before dinner?

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Akiva Lane
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In a polarized society, what is the result of discussions between people with opposite views?

What is discussed results in disgust.

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Shane Ronay
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What is the official nut of schools and educators?

mACADEMIA nuts

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Shane Ronay
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Is basting a real stitch?

Mmm...sew-sew.

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Moshe Sherizen
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What season is it when you are on a trampoline?

Spring time.

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