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What do the other animals think about the ant-eater?

That it is very nosey.

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Why is a young man and woman going out called a 'date'?

Because dates are sticky, and both are hoping it will be sticky.

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When Bob got to the intersection, why did he make a right turn?

He didn't want to make a wrong turn.

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How did the "Closed" sign read at the smoke shop?

Close...but no cigar!

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Where is the Royal Rodeo held?

Buckingham palace.

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If the Allentown bank merged with Capital One bank, what would it be called?

Al Capone.

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How would you describe Luke Skywalker if he's not that friendly?

Luke warm.

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What did the king's wife say to the king?

Reign, dear.

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Why didn't people believe this when they saw it?

They thought it was pi in the sky.

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Which fruit has a Y chromosome?

BOYSenberries

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How did ice cream get its name?

When you go on a scale after eating it, you scream.

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What is a person called who knows a lot about eggs?

An eggs-pert.

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