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What is the condition called where a person is not allergic to cars?

Auto immune condition.

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If the rule is "I before E except after C", why is the word Weird different?

Because the word is Weird.

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How in one word can one complain that their grapes aren't ripe yet?

Gripe

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After the hour and minute hand of a clock, what is the 3rd hand called?

The second hand.

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When the lusion got sick, why wasn the doctor not concerned?

He said it was an ill lusion.

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What happens every year in the universe?

We celebrate its universe-ary.

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How do we know that generosity leads to a spirit of forgiving?

"To give" plus "to give" equals forgive.

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What do the words pigment, canvas, and paintbrush all have in common?

They are all terms of art.

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How did Matteo feel about being a soccer fan?

It was fan-tastic.

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What do great track stars and confused people have in common?

They run around in circles.

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What is a group of pictures of people laughing called?

Laughing stock.

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Why did Bill always make sure he had enough reck with him?

He didn't want to be reckless.

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