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What happened when the truck carrying jelly had an accident?

Traffic jam.

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How are different types of submarines described?

In sub-categories.

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What did Barry say when he saw his neighbor put a muzzle on his dangerous dog?

Muzzle Tov!

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Why did Joe stop stealing, get a job with a salary?

He found that crime does not pay.

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Why did Bill take music stands from other places, and put them in his house?

When he felt strongly about something, he felt he needed to take a stand.

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Why couldn't the broken piano get into the house?

It was missing the keys.

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How does one obtain a very firm crease from the dry cleaner?

Request an increase.

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What is it called when a very small child waves at you?

Micro wave lovin'.

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How is America similar to those who figured out how to make a bus that looked like a cylinder?

Column bus discovery

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What did the choir call their concert in May?

A May Sing.

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How did David feel about praying in a talis?

It was a fringe benefit.

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How did Sam's parents react when he threw the cereal in the garbage without eating it.

They said he was a cereal killer.

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