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What's wrong with overseeing a coatroom in July?

Nobody has hang-ups.

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call a collection for money to plant bushes?

A hedge fund.

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Akiva Lane AI
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How did Fred feel when he opened the cupboard and a glass jar fell on his head?

He found it very jarring.

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Are people in a family 'absolute'?

They are 'relative', that's why they are called relatives.

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What are earings called that are in the shape of pears?

A pear of earrings.

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Why did the seven dwarves have to go to work every day?

They explain it in their song, 'I owe, I owe, it's off to work we go".

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What did the family call their evening meals at their round dining room table?

The nights of the round table.

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What is confusing about alarms that get activated?

Do alarms go off, or do they go on?

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Why did Joe like working in the spring more than the fall?

He didn't like being the fall guy.

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Matt Weiss
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What did the plate say to the food?

The meal is on me.

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When is a hot cup cold?

When there isn't something hot in it.

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What is getting internet sales for scary movies called?

Eeek! commerce.

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