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What is the heaviest Chinese soup?

One Ton soup.

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Why was the king nauseous?

Because the people were revolting.

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How did Dr. Frankenstein end up putting the wrong brain in body he built?

It was a no-brainer.

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What part of the day has the most Ning?

More Ning.

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What does Shakespeare getting sick have to do with feeling angry at someone?

ILL WILL.

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What do you call a fish that can't sing?

An out-of-tune a fish.

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What is Barry the Smurf's nickname?

Blue Barry

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What sauce can you use if you're behind in a race?

Ketchup.

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What are "octopy"?

Pizzas topped with calamari.

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Who owns the largest number of private business aircraft?

King Lear

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What is the origin of the word 'stain'?

It's a spot that is stayin' in the clothes.

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Why is it important that ducks learn to fly at an early age?

Because before they learn to fly they are just sitting ducks.

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