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Akiva Lane
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What is a father that sells soft-drinks called?

A soda pop.

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Shane Ronay
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How long must one walk a dog that lives indoors?

Until they're pooped.

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call a successful young man that hardly ever sleeps?

A son that never sets.

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Akiva Lane
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What is Martha's parrot's name, if its second name is Esther?

Polly Esther.

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Yitzchak Berger
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What do you call someone who puts together kitchen cabinets?

A counter fitter.

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Akiva Lane
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Why was Charlie so concerned when he found a hole in his bag of marbles that he never noticed before?

He thought that he might be losing his marbles.

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Shane Ronay
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What can have both a good and bad result?

Pennies from Heaven

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Shane Ronay
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Why was the nurse pleased to immunize this boy?

Because she was giving him her best shot.

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call a President that is also a dentist?

President-ist.

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Akiva Lane
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What did the knot say when it was asked, "Are you untied".

It answered, "I am knot".

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Akiva Lane
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Why did the mother agree to carry her crying child?

To have a walking, crying child would be too pre-carry-us.

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Why did Bill get furious at the person who tried to steal his goat?

It really got his goat.

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