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How do you describe people who like good writing?

They are pro prose pros.

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When the nerve cell tells the muscle cell to contract, what is the muscle cell's reaction?

You have some nerve!

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Why was Bob concerned about the impression he made when he ran on the treadmill?

He didn't want people to think he was just a run of the mill guy

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Why are lawyers happy?

Because they're always dealing with parties.

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When Sharon found an old copy of Crime and Punishment, what was she holding?

A dusty Dostoevsky.

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Two women named Annette auditioned as flamenco dancers, but the director couldn't decide which to choose. What did he do?

He cast Annettes

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Why do people on a roller coaster say 'Weeeeee'?

Because it's more fun when it's done together with others.

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What did the doctor say to the sick person who was too much in a rush?

I'll be doctor, you be patient.

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Why did the mother agree to carry her crying child?

To have a walking, crying child would be too pre-carry-us.

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Why was Beverly confused when she got sick?

She caught a cold, and had a fever.

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What kind of tree teaches us about shapes?

Geoma tree.

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What does a smart person have in common with a school principal?

They are both in charge of their faculties.

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