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Why do we have to be careful with people who appear smart, and claim to be 'sincere'?

Though they might seem like a 'seer', they might not mind 'sinning'.

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What bank manager has a white horse near him?

The loan arranger has his horse Silver.

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What does praying and Swiss cheese have in common?

They are both holy.

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Why did the newborn require immediate surgery?

He was born with a silver spoon in his mouth.

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How were people getting hit by the same bicycle every day?

It was a vicous cycle.

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What do you call a Polish person who is fishing?

A fishing Pole.

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Which Einstein idea concerns family relations?

The Theory of Relativity.

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What is a cartoon of puppets on strings called?

Suspended animation.

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What music do they play in Boulder, Colorado?

Rock music.

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What do spices and the earth have in common?

They are both ground.

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What do you call a tree that has apples for a pie, and it's root is shaped like a square?

The square root of pie.

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Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself?

Because it was two tired.

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