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Why did Sam dislike going across the bridge on the way to work?

He found that every day it took its toll.

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What did kids say about a turtle that had been their teacher?

The tortoise taught us.

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What is a gun in a hat called?

A cap gun.

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What is the section of a hardware store that deals with fences called?

The department of de fence.

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Why did Jim write a last will and testament?

Because where there is a will there's a way.

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What 5 letters are just empty energy?

MTNRG

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What is the term for a relapse of influenza?

Deja Flu

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What is a good name for a very aggressive soda can?

Ghengiz Can.

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What permission is needed to kill lice?

A lice sense.

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What do you call a large party where matzah is served?

A matzah ball.

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What do bats celebrate when they come of age?

Their bat mitzvah.

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Why did Arnold fly in a plane over the North Pole?

He wanted to get over a cold.

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