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What is the Sherlock Holmes story where he solves the mystery of the missing pillow?

The pillow case.

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What Chinese dynasty was known for everyone trying to be the same?

The Sem Ting Dynasty.

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Why was the telegraph operator very careful when sending the messages in Morse code?

He didn't want to do anything that might cause re-Morse.

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What is this fooseball player in need of?

Plastic Surgery

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Why did Beth try not to stir the pot of soup too much?

She didn't want to go stir crazy.

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Why is ethics like art?

You have to know where to draw the line.

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What is an ancient Celtic who is very flexible called?

A fluid druid.

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What happened to the lawyer who spent too much time drinking at the bar?

He was dis-barred.

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Why is it difficult to be brave in the North Pole?

There's a tendency to get cold feet.

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What did Heaven say to the angel that put too much dew on the grass?

Don't over dew it.

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What is a good motto for a sausage company?

We make the best wurst.

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What meal is happening in Eastern Europe?

Hungary is above Turkey, and next to Turkey is Greece.

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