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What did Max do when the plumbing company made a mess of trying to fix the bathroom blockage?

He decided to sue her.

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What did Arnie lose, that made him unable to speak?

He lost his voice.

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What did the lottery operator do when a group of actors won the lottery?

She counted her lucky stars.

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What should you avoid pressing when near a cliff?

The press-ipice.

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What letter is good for a cough?

T

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What was Jim's reaction when the other poker player wanted to deal the cards?

Well, it's not ideal.

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Why did they come up with the phrase 'The Fastest Gun In The West'?

They wanted a slogan for a fast gun.

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Why did the painting need to rest?

Because after a long day, it was fading.

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What happened to the mathematical function that was very tired?

It couldn't function.

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What kind of insect has a name that indicates that it's always running away?

The flea.

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What type of shop specializes in watch components that are accurate up to the minute?

A second-hand store.

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What did the paper say to the pen that was writing on it?

You have a good point.

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