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What does life have in common with arithmetic?

It has its pluses and minuses.

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Shane Ronay
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What is the exact enrollment at the Carmelite Convent?

Nun

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Why were the Middle Ages called the Dark Ages?

Because there were so many knights.

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Why do people on a roller coaster say 'Weeeeee'?

Because it's more fun when it's done together with others.

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What song is about AI being used by farmers?

Old MaDonald had a farm - AI, AI, O.

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What do geese and cars have in common?

They both honk.

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Shane Ronay
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What type of party involves guests dancing around an array of coffee tables?

A shin dig

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What do you call software whose sales are flat?

Flatware

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How can you help people who are suspicious?

Change the first letter of suspicious from S to A, to make it auspicious.

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Why did Alan collect lots of L's?

He thought it was good to have morals.

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What is the hardest thing about making a sidewalk?

The cement.

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What's so special about Willy the window washer?

He never missed work for 37 years - the longest streak ever.

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