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If having some awe is awesome, what is having too much awe?

Aweful.

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What happened when the pitcher practicing in the gym threw a ball that hit the fuse box?

It became pitch dark.

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What did Danny do when the bullies wouldn't let other kids go on the slide?

He let it slide.

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Why did the general always have his walking stick with him?

He never made decisions without his staff.

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What do you call skinny chickens?

Paltry poultry.

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What is a doctor called who takes care of stomach gas?

A fizz-ician.

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How did Billy feel when he blew out the candles on his birthday cake?

He was delighted.

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What do leaders say when they demand that everyone follow what they say?

The ruler's rules rule.

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What type of person uses oxygen bleach to brush his teeth?

An oxymoron

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What is the relationship between the word GREATEST and the left hand?

All the letters are typed with the left hand.

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What is an insect that hums?

Humbug.

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Where do pharmaceuticals go that don't need a prescriptinon?

They're over the counter.

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