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Why was the math book sad?

Because it had so many problems.

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Where's the best place to shop in order to escape?

A flee market

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What are hotdogs called when they are cold?

Hotdogs.

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How do you describe when someone eats too much too fast?

Haste makes waist.

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What is it called when a lawyer brings a lawsuit in relation to a legal case?

A suit case.

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What did the cemetery director say when a man bought one grave, and then another for his wife?

"Hmm...the plot thickens!"

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What are some tics that are full of positive energy?

Ecstatic, enthusiastic, energetic, optimistic, and sympatheic.

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How do you describe a school where the students are in charge?

It has no principles.

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What word is spelled incorrectly in the dictionary?

The word 'incorrectly'.

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How does the chief groundskeeper raise the flag in front of Yankee Stadium?

He uses his staff.

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A swimming pool table.

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What vegetable has the best rhythm?

Beets.

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