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What was Jose's reaction to his first baseball game?

He was impressed how everyone got up at the start and asked him, 'Jose can you see'?

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What did one wrestler say to the other?

I'm only choking.

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What did Barbie say to Ken?

You're a doll.

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A paradigm.

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What is it called when people argue about what to do with a rope?

This cord's discord.

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Why was the nurse pleased to immunize this boy?

Because she was giving him her best shot.

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What is the richest perfume.

Musk.

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What happens to dairy cows when they die?

They get CREAMated.

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Where do livestock veterinarians have their prescriptions filled?

At the farmacy

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What was the result that friends Juan and Amal were always together?

When you saw Juan, you saw Amal.

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How do we know that the belt of a Knight during the Middle Ages was black?

It was in the middle of the knight.

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Which animal rarely stops talking?

The yak

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