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What is a caveman's favorite meal?

A club sandwich.

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Why did Barry wear an oxygen mask when he saw a beautiful sunset?

Because it took his breath away.

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How did Mr. and Mrs. Tern express their appreciation for each other?

One good Tern deserves another.

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Why did Jimmy wonder where the planet Noyd is?

Because his mother said she was a Noyd.

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How was the game between professional football players and prisoners in jail?

It had its pros and cons.

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Why was running to the grocery store not her first run that morning?

She first ran out of milk.

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What does a policeman, a fireman, and a doorman all have in common?

They're all men.

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What is a happy insect called?

An uptick.

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Why was Sara confused when she learned about animals on a farm?

She couldn't understand how you could fit animals into a pen?

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Why was the singer on a strict diet?

She had to be concerned with both musical scales and other scales.

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What was the motto of the salami company?

Our wurst is best.

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Where do uncles find their wives?

An aunt farm

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