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Why did the person who smoked too much go to Istanbul on a cold day right after Thanksgiving?

Because he wanted to go cold Turkey.

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What is the motto of the factory that makes canned food?

We can!

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What is MOM spelled upside down?

WOW!

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What can you take when you want some exercize?

You can take a walk.

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What happens to unsold bread from the bakery?

It's toast.

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When John proposed to Joan, what playing card did he look like to Joan?

The King of Hearts.

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Why didn't the cat go to the doctor?

It was feline fine.

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What's the difference between looking for a parking space and washing clothes?

With one you want spots to appear, and with the other you wants spots to disappear.

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Is the legend about how Arthur became king actually true?

Sword of.

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What does a warning label on a large strainer say?

Don't strain yourself.

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What is another name for misleading and dangerous advertising?

Ad vice.

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What vegetable jumps into the deep end of the pool?

The endive.

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