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What is a very small pun called?

A puny pun.

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Why are bananas so popular?

They have a peel.

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Why did Bill get furious at the person who tried to steal his goat?

It really got his goat.

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What did Bill say to his inexperienced chiropractor?

Your a real pain in the neck.

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Why did Fred always cut into lines?

Because his doctor said he should lose wait.

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What starts with P and ends with E and has thousands of letters.

Post Office.

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What does an orchestra have to do with war?

They both involve violins.

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Why was the young mathematician encouraged when computing the formula of circles?

He was told it was easy as pi.

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What do you call blue-berries that are in a container underground?

Buried berries.

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What do you call a bruise that one gets from falling on Halloween?

A boo-boo.

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Why did Bill and Eddie start their company at the radar dish?

Because they wanted the business to be under the radar.

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Why did the Indian chief never have to sleep outside?

He had reservations.

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