Pictures:

What is the vegetable of choice for most percussionists?

Beets, of course.

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When does the weather need a therapist?

When it's raining like crazy.

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Which dog breed is the most inherently spoiled?

Rot weilers

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What did Barbie say to Ken?

You're a doll.

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Which martial art was this rabbi most proficient at?

Jew-Jitsu

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What is a book called that is a collection of reviews about the movie Psycho?

Psycho Analysis

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How does a doctor thank someone for referrals?

Thank you for your patients.

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What is this picture saying?

Crime is out of the question.

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Why did King Louis XV say, "After me comes the flood"?

He reigned for 59 years, and King Louis XIV reigned for 72 years, and after all that reigning, of course there would be a flood!

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What's the difference between the picture on the left and the one on the right?

One is a cute angel, and the other is an acute angle.

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Does therapy often cost a lot?

Yes, but you can keep the change.

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What are these people doing?

Driving people bananas.

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