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What is a well after the repairman fixes it?

Well adjusted.

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What do you say when you look at the ocean after a long time away?

Long time no sea.

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Can you believe someone who eats steak from a male cow?

No, because he is full of bull.

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Why are the internal parts of a person called organs?

Because they are very organized.

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When submarines do naval exercises, what are they called?

Sub routines.

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What do you say to a dog when you give it a bone to chew on?

Bone appetit.

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What fairy tale is about using puns in rap music?

Rap-pun-zel.

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What do you call a hyphen that is the size of a football field?

A hundred yard dash.

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What is the difference between an elephant and a car?

One has the trunk in the front, and the other has the trunk in the back.

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Why did Samantha always try to keep busy?

She didn't want to be guilty of idle worship.

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What is a banquet for bowlers called?

A bowling ball.

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What's high in the middle, and round at both ends?

The word Ohio.

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