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What did Billy call the money he made from selling thumb tacks?

Income tacks.

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What do doctors and musicians have in common?

They both use instruments.

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What did Alan say about his daughter traveling so much after she won the state's beauty contest?

I miss miss Missouri.

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What did Bill realize when he stood in the field at dawn?

As he looked OVER the morning DEW, he realized he shouldn't rush and OVERDO the things he hadn't done yet, though they seemed OVERDUE.

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What question can you ask about the leaves of an evergreen tree?

If they don't leave the tree, why are they called leaves?

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What's the question about whether the word is spelled 'kibutz' or kibbutz'?

Two B's or not two B's, that is the question.

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Why did Jimmy wonder where the planet Noyd is?

Because his mother said she was a Noyd.

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What happened when a tree doctor put the bark of an oak tree on a maple tree?

It didn't work, because he was barking up the wrong tree.

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Which crime is most prevalent at this school?

Assault

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Why did the scarecrow win a very special award?

Because it was outstanding in its field.

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What is the prettiest angle?

The acute angle.

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Why did the sergeant give his troops sticks of glue?

As a message that they should to stick together.

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