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How did the honor student fail his Logic course?

He was being unreasonable.

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What does the army and the wind have in common?

They both can have a draft.

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What do you call a sick lawyer?

ill legal.

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What do you call a chemical that makes you laugh?

A comical chemical.

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Why did the programmer call an exterminator?

Because he had a bug in his program.

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What is it called if a baseball pitcher throws a small model of an elevator?

An elevator pitch.

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What is it called if someone thinks they can learn Torah by listening to Beatle music?

Beatle Torah.

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How do you describe a doctor that is against nasal sprays?

He's anti anti-histamines.

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How do you teach a rope?

You pull on it until it becomes tight, and then it becomes taught.

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What is a dehydrating fruit business like?

It's full of hot air.

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Akiva Lane
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What is a book about Elon Musk and Henry Ford called?

Auto Biography.

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What should you do if a piece of folded clothing runs away?

Catch it and bring it back into the fold.

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