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When a foreman has a child, what does he become?

A forefather.

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Why were the vegetables upset when Marty put salt on them?

They felt assaulted.

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What line is the conclusion?

The bottom line.

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Why did Jill buy a Jiffy car?

Because she wanted to go places and come back in a jiffy.

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What does Shakespeare getting sick have to do with feeling angry at someone?

ILL WILL.

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When Martha was quiet when she found out she was pregnant, what was that called?

A pregnant silence.

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Why is the next fan the most popular?

Because it is fancy.

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What is another name for misleading and dangerous advertising?

Ad vice.

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Where did the army put their best soldiers?

On the front lions.

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What sickness does one get from building too hot a fire in a ski cottage?

Cabin fever

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How did Max feel about pulling his old couch to the junkyard?

It was such a drag.

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What 2 letters and 2 numbers mean 'safe dog'?

B9 K9

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