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Why did the owners of the Secure Hotel change its name?

The guests felt uncomfortable being in Secure.

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Moshe Sherizen
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What invention lets you look through a wall?

A window.

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What did the father tell his son who wanted to travel?

Roam wasn't built in a day.

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Where does superman shop for food?

The supermarket.

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Why did Lucy buy poppies from the florist?

It was Father's Day, and she bought flowers for her pop.

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Shaya Dubin
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What do you call an alligator in a vest?

An investigator.

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What's the question about whether the word is spelled 'kibutz' or kibbutz'?

Two B's or not two B's, that is the question.

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Akiva Weiss
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What is a rabbit's favorite music?

Hip hop.

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Why didn't Janet want to wait in line for 5 hours for tickets to the concert?

She didn't know if she could stand it.

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What do palm trees and calendars have in common?

They both have a lot of dates.

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How do you describe a mediocre seamstress?

A so-so sew-sew.

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What can you say about a bagel with a very large hole?

It's hole is bigger than the sum of its parts.

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