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What is a hat made of bottles called?

A bottle cap.

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What jail do bad jokes go to?

The pun-itentiary.

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What is an Eskimo father called?

An ice pop.

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Why did Molly prefer accepting credit cards than cash?

With all the paper money and change, it takes longer until the cash registers.

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Why was Jim hesitant about becoming a patient in a mental hosptial?

He wasn't really committed.

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How did Madam Sonia become a fortune teller?

By "chants"

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What is it like in a place where everyone lives in tents?

Intensity.

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What is the proper way to greet the Dalai Lama?

Hello Dalai!

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What kind of city doesn't give up?

Tenacity.

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What are light bulbs that are very heavy called?

Heavy bulbs.

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Did Arlene like the new vacuum cleaner?

She thought it sucks.

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How is a meal like archery?

It's best when it hits the spot.

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