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What does a warning label on a large strainer say?

Don't strain yourself.

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Are these seagulls?

No, they're stool pigeons.

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What happens to the toy drones that start by themselves?

They're flying off the shelves.

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What color coat is like a bee?

A yellow jacket.

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Why do people like peeling their own fruit?

Because if other people peel it, it has less appeal.

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What is a machine called that helps bulls go to sleep?

A bull dozer.

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When Jim made a party on his yacht, why did he try not to invite too many people?

He didn't want to go overboard.

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How do you describe professional athletes?

They are pro-active.

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What do you call a family that has generations of restaurants?

A dine-asty.

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What can you say about the stories of how staples, paper-clips, and thumb-tacks were developed?

They are all fasten-ating.

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When do you tell people what they are?

When you tell them, 'You are welcome'.

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Why were the students inspired by their teacher to try their best to spell words correctly?

They were spell bound.

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