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Yitzchak Berger
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What would happen if Finland closed its borders?

People wouldn't be able to cross the Finnish line.

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Akiva Lane
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What's the motto of a computer programmer who enjoys programming?

I never metadata I didn't like.

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Shane Ronay
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Why did one man leave the card playing group of his wife's friends?

He needed to "de-talks".

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Akiva Lane
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After visiting someone, when they say 'It's been great having you', how can you respond?

It's been great being had.

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Akiva Lane AI
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What is it called when someone surfs on top of a fishing net?

Surfing the net.

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Moshe Sherizen
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Why shouldn't you write with a broken pencil?

Because it's pointless.

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Akiva Lane AI
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Why was the calf hiding in the bushes?

It herd what was at steak.

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Akiva Lane AI
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Why was Donny very confused about pens?

Because his teacher said that you could fit a lot of animals in a pen.

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Shane Ronay
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Why did Joe work in a pizza shop?

He kneaded the dough.

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Akiva Lane
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How did Bill feel when none of the off-switches for the lights worked?

He felt that they were all up-settings.

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call a broken can opener?

A can't opener.

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Shane Ronay
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What's the proper thing to say to a friend who just bought a fancy new wine cooler?

Cool!

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