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Are there cows that can produce grape juice?

No, that's udderly ridiculous.

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When Bill took the hot air balloon, why did he find it hard to concentrate?

Because then his head was in the clouds.

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Why didn't Jerry mind if his dog didn't tell the truth when the dog was asleep?

Because he let sleeping dogs lie.

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Why was was it so loud everywhere Tim went?

He liked stealing everyone's thunder.

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Can you believe someone who eats steak from a male cow?

No, because he is full of bull.

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How did this farmer increase his bottom line?

He added a new machine to cut celeries.

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What is it called when sugar cane rebels against the farmer?

The cane mutiny.

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What is a group of people who share an interest in learning about and fixing electric fans?

A fan club.

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What does a car say when you fill it up with gas?

Tanks.

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How did the American Indians feel about transporting things by travois.

It was a drag.

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Is it better to study for longer or shorter periods of time?

Either way, the answer is "know"

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What factors have helped Amazon retain repeat business?

Free Shipping and Auto-Ordering are two Prime examples.

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