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What do you call a father from Iceland?

An ice pop.

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Why did Marsha make a knot in the shape of the letter Y?

She figured 'Why not'?

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What does Sue do all day?

Sue

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Where do shoes go to get stronger?

Boot camp.

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Why don't some believe in Evolution?

They think it's monkey business.

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Why did the hospital remove the windows from the operating room?

They wanted it to be paneless.

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What law is involved with marriage and family?

The Law of Relativity.

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What was Edith's reaction to reading the book on anti-gravity?

She couldn't put it down.

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What expression refers to an insect in the late spring?

Bee that as it May.

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How did the poor mouse family survive and get enough food eat?

Well, they just squeaked by.

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What is the version of Arabian Nights that takes place in Rome?

Al-Latin.

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What does a mix of chemicals and the answer to a problem have it common?

They are both called a solution.

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