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What is a factory that packages eggs called?

An egg plant.

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Why did Fred buy stock in the perfume company?

The way they made cents from their scents made sense.

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What do you call a very young bee?

A bay bee.

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Did the early frost kill all the fish in the fish pond?

No, they were just being koi.

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When happened when the Brady family's boy couldn't sleep on their trip to Alaska?

It was the land of the midnight son.

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What did Mark call this grate to emphasize that it is very strong?

Alexander the Grate.

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What's the best way to eliminate vapor from your windshield?

I haven't the foggiest idea.

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How did Bertha feel about the numbers 3, 5, 7, and 9?

She thought they were odd.

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How did Cynthia feel about the fact that pollen counts were low?

She felt that was nothing to sneeze at.

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Why did Bill have trouble falling asleep?

He was afraid of heights.

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What kind of 'bot' helps you rest?

A Sha-bot

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What is called if a lawyer charges nothing to help write a will?

Free will.

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