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Why was the conductor proud of the orchestra he started?

He was very instrumental in its formation.

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What position in the armed forces is just below Marine?

Submarine.

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What bird should learn better manners in terms of how to treat others?

The mockingbird.

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What is it called when someone drinks whisky when he has a sling on his arm?

A sling shot.

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Why didn't Arnold answer questions about beans?

Because he didn't know beans about it.

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What vitamin comes from the ocean?

Vitamin Sea.

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Why did Jerry Teck become a computer programmer?

Because people always said to him 'Hi Teck'.

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What did Arnie lose, that made him unable to speak?

He lost his voice.

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What type of tree is this?

A palm tree.

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What kind of city doesn't give up?

Tenacity.

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Why should you be careful with things that seem great?

Because great begins with the word grey.

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Why did the dirty dishes in the sink feel connected to each other?

Because they were all in sync.

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