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What is it called when an iceberg gives a waiter a nice tip?

The tip of the iceberg.

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What kind of tea decreases a person's intelligence?

Stupida tea.

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Why was the farm worker disappointed?

He thought he was promised a good salary, but they gave him a good celery.

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What is something that causes anger called?

A precursor.

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What did pregnant Emily and the library book she was reading have in common?

They were both due in September.

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Why should a person not use black envelopes?

People mind think it's black mail.

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Why do people on a roller coaster say 'Weeeeee'?

Because it's more fun when it's done together with others.

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What does the Constitution have in common with balancing a checkbook?

Checks and balances.

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Why did Barry wear an oxygen mask when he saw a beautiful sunset?

Because it took his breath away.

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Why did Bill want his wife to make pie without sugar?

His sweetie pie's pie was sweet enough.

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What kind of food is very good for teenagers?

Pro Teen.

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What is the moment called when you decide if and how much you will tip a waiter?

The tipping point.

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