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Why is moving from one house to another like fighting?

Because it involves boxing.

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Why were Adam and Eve punished when they ate from the tree of knowledge?

They were told it was a no know.

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Why didn't Mike want to go to the supermarket?

He was afraid of the 'eggs aisle'.

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What was the result of Joe not having enough self-control with eating?

He found that it was a big waist.

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What 3 letters are very exciting?

XTC

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My friend moved to Helsinki, but couldn't fit in.

He found it hard to Finnish anything.

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How did Sam feel about getting bald?

Hair today, gone tomorrow.

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What do discount stores and farewell parties have in common?

They have a lot of good buys.

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What did the royals think about their subject's continued protests?

They thought it was revolting.

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What does lettuce say when it rains?

Lettuce grow.

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Why do people like peeling their own fruit?

Because if other people peel it, it has less appeal.

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What kind of room is a fungus?

A mushroom.

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