Pictures:

How did Cynthia feel about the fact that pollen counts were low?

She felt that was nothing to sneeze at.

1842

Why didn't Barry ever work out in the gym?

He planned to go there, but it never worked out.

2297

Why were socks sold in a plastic case that looked like a pear?

It was a pear of socks.

2336

What color learns a lot by reading books?

Red

2975

What season is it when you are on a trampoline?

Spring time.

995

What special symbol weighs more than any other?

The pound.

2093

Do clothes hanging out to dry use the internet?

Yes, they're online.

1564

How did Joe feel when he reached to pick up a stick, and it turned out to be a rattlesnake?

He felt rattled.

3089

What has four wheels and flies.

A garbage truck.

510

What are events before they unfold?

Folded.

621

Why do some people like to eat these?

It gives them a peas-ful feeling.

3138

What are lost and found items displayed on a basketball court?

Small claims court.

2524