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Akiva Lane
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Why did the father bring a broken cup to the family meal?

He wanted to play good-cup bad-cup with his kids.

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Akiva Lane
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What did the doctor say when his nurse said there was a man in the waiting room who was disappearing?

Tell him I can't see him now.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Linda name her dogs Rolex and Timex?

They were her watch dogs.

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Akiva Lane
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What did Jimmy call the money he made from selling thumb tacks?

Income tacks.

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Shane Ronay
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Is it better to study for longer or shorter periods of time?

Either way, the answer is "know"

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Akiva Lane
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What sauce can you use if you're behind in a race?

Ketchup.

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Akiva Lane
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What is this a picture of?

Air Bee and Bee

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call someone who has a very active radio show?

Radio-active.

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Shane Ronay
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What happened to the circus performer who swallowed a wood file?

He got a raspy voice.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Billy ask his father to take a baseball bat and a bird to the baseball game?

Because he liked bat man and robin.

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Why didn't Martha mind that she had a run in her stockings?

She figured it didn't really matter in the long run.

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What did Marty use as a guide to make decisions?

Ascend if sends a good scent and makes sense.

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