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What is not a good season for Rome?

Fall.

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Why did Samantha always try to keep busy?

She didn't want to be guilty of idle worship.

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What do the other animals think about the ant-eater?

That it is very nosey.

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What is a good slogan for the Republican Party?

The elephant is relevant.

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What is it called when sugar cane rebels against the farmer?

The cane mutiny.

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Why do some of these specific instruments look different from the others?

They're members of the opposite sax.

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Why did bill choose gastroenterology as a medical specialty?

He had a gut feeling.

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If April showers bring May flowers what do May flowers bring.

Pilgrims

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How did the honor student fail his Logic course?

He was being unreasonable.

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Why didn't Mike want to go to the supermarket?

He was afraid of the 'eggs aisle'.

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Do allergists make a good living?

It's nothing to sneeze at.

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What was the nickname of 10 year old Beth who was always getting into trouble?

Miss Cheevous

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