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What is it called when someone drives using an interactive talking GPS device?

ChatGPS

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What did the cop say to the driver who offered a bribe?

Fine.

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Why do bees stay in their hives during winter?

Swarm.

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Why did Betty need to call the dry cleaner where she had left her clothes?

She had a pressing question.

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Which career works the fewest hours per week?

A Monday morning quarterback.

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What do you call it when someone is envious of another person's ability to be as flexible as Jello?

Jello-sy.

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What did it prove when the teacher forced the class to write a long essay?

That might makes write.

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What type of tree is this?

A palm tree.

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Why did Barry look at his feet when he walked at work?

Because his boss told him he had to watch his step.

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Why is there a school in England that teaches people about different types of plates?

Because they feel that it's important for people to know their plates.

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Why did the woman remove unsightly blood vessels in her legs?

She was vein.

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What 2 letters do you say when you realize something?

I C

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