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Why was Sandy sure that her daughter would become an actress?

Because every time she didn't get her way, she would make a scene.

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Shane Ronay
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Which Russian leader used delay tactics as a military strategy?

Stallin'

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Akiva Lane
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What is something that someone catches, that then causes something else to run?

When a person catches a cold, their nose starts to run.

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What's going on here?

This man's wife asked him to hold his horses.

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Akiva Lane
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What is a pretty angle called?

Acute angle.

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Shane Ronay
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Where does one go to purchase unmovable objects?

A stationery store

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What did the mason say when he realized an error was made on a headstone?

What a grave mistake.

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Why did Barry look at his feet when he walked at work?

Because his boss told him he had to watch his step.

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What is a tavern called that only serves chocolate liqueur?

A chocolate bar.

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What did Beth answer when Phil asked for a second date?

OK, I'll try a re-Phil.

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When Mrs. Smith suggested to her husband that they go to a concert, what was his response?

Sounds good.

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road?

Because it was chicken.

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