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What do you call it when someone is envious of another person's ability to be as flexible as Jello?

Jello-sy.

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What did Jimmy call the money he made from selling thumb tacks?

Income tacks.

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What does a baker with a high IQ bake?

Smart cookies.

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When the customer asked for coffee without milk, what was the response of the waitress?

I'm sorry, we're out of milk, you'll have to have it without cream.

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What was the computer monitor's New Year's resolution?

1920 X 1080, same as the year before.

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What does the army and the wind have in common?

They both can have a draft.

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How did this farmer increase his bottom line?

He added a new machine to cut celeries.

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Why is it difficult to be brave in the North Pole?

There's a tendency to get cold feet.

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How are vegetables different than kids?

Vegetables are bad when spoiled and good when fresh, but it's not good if kids are either fresh or spoiled.

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What's an attitude in life that can make things harder?

Taking things for granite.

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If a leader doesn't have a clear inspiring vision, what is the result?

Di-vision.

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What is the difference between Moby Dick and a blues band?

One is a blue whale, and the other is a blue wail.

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