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What letter of the alphabet is similar to a person with a split personality?

W

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How did Melissa feel when she found out, after waiting in line, that the concert was sold out?

She found it disconcerting.

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Moshe Sherizen
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Why couldn't the leopard play hide and seek?

Because he was always spotted.

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Why should a person not use black envelopes?

People mind think it's black mail.

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What organic compounds are similar to people who like teenagers?

Proteins.

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What did the long catepillar say to its friends when it was becoming a butterfly?

See you in a while, I won't be long.

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What do you call a collection for money to plant bushes?

A hedge fund.

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How did the vegetarian feel about hotdogs?

They are the wurst!

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What do you call a tax on things that people do wrong?

Syntax.

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When Bill took the hot air balloon, why did he find it hard to concentrate?

Because then his head was in the clouds.

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Shane Ronay
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What's the proper thing to say to a friend who just bought a fancy new wine cooler?

Cool!

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What is something called that makes you angry?

A pre-curser.

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