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If a person is alone on an island, what color does he have with him?

Maroon.

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What gets larger as the things they represent get smaller?

The numbers associated with roads (highway 1 is larger than higher 4325)

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Why did Lisa carry a ball up the hill?

There were so many things she wants to do, and she wanted to get the ball rolling.

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How do some people deal with eating leftovers on Black Friday?

They go cold turkey.

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After his cold, why did Phil feel like a pony?

Becauses he was a little hoarse.

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When Martha was quiet when she found out she was pregnant, what was that called?

A pregnant silence.

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What was the flying elephant concerned about?

Of becoming air elephant.

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What do you call a demonstration at a diner?

A counter-demonstration.

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What's going on here?

The cat is practically out of the bag.

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What symbol is written before it is pronounced?

The dollar sign.

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What were the Smiths not concerned with?

Keeping up with the Joneses.

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What is a punster's favorite vegetable?

Corn (you knew that).

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