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What do dentists never tell their patients?

Keep your mouth shut.

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Why is a body of water on the moon crazy?

It's a luna sea.

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What did the sculptor do before he sculpted the subject's head?

He had to plan a head.

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Why did Mr. and Mrs. Beaver find it hard to get along?

Because they found each other so dam a-gnawing.

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Why was Bobby's mother concerned with he came home from school with this sheet of paper?

He came home with a black 'i'.

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When Bill took the hot air balloon, why did he find it hard to concentrate?

Because then his head was in the clouds.

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What are some 3 letter roles for people that are spelled the same backwards and forwards, showing they have to be flexible?

MOM, DAD, and TOT

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What's high in the middle, and round at both ends?

The word Ohio.

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How is America similar to those who figured out how to make a bus that looked like a cylinder?

Column bus discovery

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How do we know that this mother duck is popular?

She has a big following.

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What is a doctor called who takes care of stomach gas?

A fizz-ician.

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What does this represent?

Youtube.

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