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Why did Bill try not to reminisce about his days in the Merchant Marines?

He didn't want to miss the boat.

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How did Jeff feel when he lost the speech that he was going to give in an hour?

He was speechless.

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What con-man conquered a large part of Asia?

Genghis Con

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Why did the politician take a part-time job as a cashier?

He wanted to learn more about change.

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What is the difference between doing many things at once and being hit by a lot of taxes?

One is multi-tasking, and the other is multi-taxing.

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What did the Arial, Helvetica, and Courier fonts say to each other?

You're not my type.

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Why did Jenny dislike her job as a stenographer?

Because her boss was a dictator.

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What do you call spaghetti that is a double agent?

An im-pasta.

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Why does a letter C emerging from the ground have to be dealt with immediately?

It's an emergent C.

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What kind of tea seems to last forever?

Eterni-tea.

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Have you heard of the band called Cellophane?

They're a wrap group.

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Why is this very useful?

Because people say they'll do things when they get a round tuit.

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