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Why did Matt and Joan feel tension when the dishes weren't washed?

They felt out of sync when the dishes were in the sink.

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A square not.

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Why were Adam and Eve punished when they ate from the tree of knowledge?

They were told it was a no know.

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What is a survey done over the phone called?

A telephone poll.

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What kind of running results in having less of something?

Running out of something.

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Why is the word 'laptop' misleading?

It shouldn't be used on the lap, because of the heat and radiation it generates to the body.

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Why is being grateful the best investment?

It always appreciates.

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How to properly refer to someone convicted for illegally texting?

Con-text

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What is a gym called filled with people who want to lose weight?

A waist land.

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How does it feel sitting under a lime tree?

It feels sublime.

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What is a prosecutor that doesn't respect defendants rights called?

A persecutor.

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What is a husband and wife called in Czechoslovakia?

Czech mate.

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