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What do you call a pair of pants that wants to be forever young?

Peter pants.

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Rock and roll.

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Why did Arnold dislike snakes?

He felt they were creepy.

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Why did George sell his barber shop?

He found cleaning it to be a hair-raising experience.

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What's he doing?

Flying by the seat of his pants.

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What kind of tea decreases a person's intelligence?

Stupida tea.

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What is the time called after mailing a letter?

Post post.

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What is this fooseball player in need of?

Plastic Surgery

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When the Jacob's family made a home movie, why did they include eating hotdogs at the barbecue?

The hotdogs were perfect for the role.

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Which industry holds most people's interest?

Banking

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What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet?

Supplies!

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Why didn't Bill talk about his skin rash?

It was a senstive topic.

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