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Why did Martha lose weight when she ate vegetables?

Because they took away her appetite.

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Why did Bill make a rocket made of wood-work?

Because he thought it would work.

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Why did Debra Smith come up with exactly 1,263 famous idioms?

That's all she wrote.

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What is similar between most men's hair and re-planting a garden?

They are both re-seeding.

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What did the cemetery director say when a man bought one grave, and then another for his wife?

"Hmm...the plot thickens!"

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Why was Bobby's mother concerned with he came home from school with this sheet of paper?

He came home with a black 'i'.

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If the Allentown bank merged with Capital One bank, what would it be called?

Al Capone.

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If there was an earthquake in California, who would be blamed?

People would probably say it was San Andreas fault.

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Why did the general always have his walking stick with him?

He never made decisions without his staff.

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Why did the sea have to be created quickly?

It was an emergent sea.

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What kind of dog does this represent?

A pit bull.

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Why did Jerry avoid taking hot baths?

He tried to avoid things that would get him into hot water.

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