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How was Bob able to eat donuts so quickly?

He was good at out-of-the-box thinking.

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How did the family feel after a great day at the amusement park?

They didn't want anything to dispel the spell.

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What is a father called who is an expert at doing things?

A doo dad.

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Why should we be very cautious about being cynical?

Its first syllable is sin.

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Why were Bill's friends always calling him up?

Because his nickname was 'Up'.

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What is another name for a car's complete history?

An autobiography.

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What does a law student have in common with someone giving up liquor?

They both want to pass the bar.

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What is the difference between being united and being untied.

Getting 'it' backwards.

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What is it called when a parrot chews off and swallows the weak end of a stick?

A weekend in parrots.

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What did the doctor use this room for?

A wading room

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Why did Bill not become a gastroenterologist?

He didn't have the guts.

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What state keeps track of their Dell computers?

Delaware

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