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What does a baker with a high IQ bake?

Smart cookies.

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What kind of traffic tastes good with bread?

Traffic jam.

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How did Martha feel when she cut her vegetables into very small pieces?

Grate.

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Why did Bob put some salt on everything he ate?

He was told to take everything with a grain of salt.

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What do you call a bruise that one gets from falling on Halloween?

A boo-boo.

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What is a trumpet made from a shoe called?

A shoe horn.

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What happened after Lenny was very skeptical about going to a chiropractor?

Now he stands corrected.

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What is similar about these 2 pictures?

They are both sublime

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Why did King Midas make a well?

He thought, I might as well.

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Why did the former English teacher, when he became Mayor, advocate a tax on all sinful behavior?

He was an expert about syntax.

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Where do shoes go to get stronger?

Boot camp.

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How did Beverly feel with all the dirty dishes in the sink?

Dish-organized.

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