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What did the family call their evening meals at their round dining room table?

The nights of the round table.

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Why did the glass and the dish in the sink get along so well with each other?

Because they were in sync with each other.

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Why was Joyce amazed when she saw what came before posterous?

It was pre-posterous.

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What does Bill Gates, Steve Jobs, Donald Trump, Elon Musk, Sigmund Freud, and Karl Marx all have in common?

Their last names are one syllable.

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How did King Kong feel about the woman he was holding?

He had a crush on her.

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Why did the woman remove unsightly blood vessels in her legs?

She was vein.

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Which is the most proactive garden rodent?

The gofer.

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After working for 40 years, why didn't Joe want new tires on his car?

He wasn't ready to re-tire.

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What's the motto of a computer programmer who enjoys programming?

I never metadata I didn't like.

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What did the family photographer say to those posing?

We'll be done in a flash.

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How did Jim express that he wasn't against learning poetry?

I'm not averse to learning a verse.

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What part of Queens, New York needs the most water?

Flushing.

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