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How do you describe a bar that got bad reviews?

The booze got boos.

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What are "octopy"?

Pizzas topped with calamari.

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What do you call two siblings that are sleeping next to each other?

Nap Kins

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What does a website have in common with a tightrope walker?

They're both online.

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Why was running to the grocery store not her first run that morning?

She first ran out of milk.

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What are chicken wings that originated in Buffalo New York called?

Buffalo wings.

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How did worms get onto Noah's ark?

They came in pears.

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Why can't you trust atoms?

Because they make up everything.

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Why are the tops of mountains called 'peaks'?

Because they peek at us from a distance.

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An elevator pitch.

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What does a faucet, a clock, and an athlete have in common?

The are all running.

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How did the pitcher learn to throw curve balls?

It was a learning curve.

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