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What is the difference between being united and being untied.

Getting 'it' backwards.

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What is the key to the monastery called?

The monk key.

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What do you call a scientist whose funding got taken away?

A mad scientist.

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What did the transportation company of cows call themselves?

The moooooovers.

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Why are ticks in Rome full of love?

Because they are romantics.

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When everyone quit the baseball league except Joe, why wasn't Joe upset?

Because now he was in a league all by himself.

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Why couldn't the pony sing?

Because he was a little hoarse.

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What US city has 2 male children?

Tuscon, Arizona.

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Why do shoes sneeze when they get hot?

They become hot-shoes!

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Why are the tops of mountains called 'peaks'?

Because they peek at us from a distance.

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Why is sitting sometimes difficult?

You have to sit down and sit up at the same time.

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Why did Bill enjoy working in building demolition?

He thought it was a blast!

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