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What is the shadow of peapod called?

A podcast.

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What is a small store that sells Halloween costumes?

A boo-tique.

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What is similar between certain blood types and a spelling error?

One is a type-O, and the other is a typo.

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What is a prosecutor that doesn't respect defendants rights called?

A persecutor.

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If a friend's cousin donates a kidney to his friend's cousin, what does it make the two friends?

Second cousins, once removed.

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Why did the homeowner get upset that he had to install this?

He just needed to vent.

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Why didn't Betty want to talk about the bed that her dog Dignity was sleeping on?

She felt it was beneath her dignity.

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Why was Maxine confused about how seriously to take Allen?

She didn't know if he was "Sir Real" or "Surreal".

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What did Jimmy say when he couldn't go out to play because it was raining?

When it rains, it bores.

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What kind of tea is good for mental health?

Sana Tea.

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Why did Marla always start walking with her right foot?

She wanted to put her best foot forward.

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Why was Bruce Lee's son always on time?

His first name was "Prompt".

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