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What do French dogs say to each other when eating?

Bone appetite.

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Why was Bill on the lookout for alligators?

Because lately he had been swamped with work.

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What is this an example of?

A knee jerk reaction.

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What did the father buffalo say to his eldest when they parted?

Bye, son.

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When you pay a therapist for a session, what does the therapist expect back?

Change.

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What gift does the soccer player not like to receive?

He doesn't like ties, he prefers to get victories.

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What is the vegetable of choice for most percussionists?

Beets, of course.

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Where do baseball teams store their baseball bats?

It the bat room.

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How did the honor student fail his Logic course?

He was being unreasonable.

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What do you call someone in a doctor's office that is in a hurry to see the doctor.

Im-patient.

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What's does track & field have in common with a Polish bank?

They both have Pole vaults.

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What vegetable do you not want to take onto a boat?

A leek.

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