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In war, what is more important than who is right?

Who is left.

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Why was Walt Disney happy after visiting Mickey Mouse in the hospital?

Because he saw that Mickey was very animated.

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How did the Head of Engineering at MIT get his job?

By being a roads scholar

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What is a program called that tries to convince people to become doctors?

Indoctorinzation.

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How did Lisa feel about moving from one house to another?

She found it to be a moving experience.

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What do you call a small circle that is very relaxed?

Dot calm.

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Why do we regard wine as special?

Because it is from de vine.

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What happened when Billy's mom shouted 'Wake up!', and he just caught the school bus?

It was a close call.

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Why the quarterback run with the ball?

When he didn't see any receivers, his original plan didn't come to pass.

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What did the clock repairman say when you asked when the talking clock will be fixed?

Time will tell.

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How we do know that the thumb is the strongest finger?

It's a rule of thumb.

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How did the pet turtle escape from the box it was in?

With out of the box thinking.

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