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Why did Betty buy a very large plate?

Because she had so many things on her plate.

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Why didn't Barry ever work out in the gym?

He planned to go there, but it never worked out.

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What do you call someone who has a very active radio show?

Radio-active.

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When people asked Noah why he was building an ark, what did he answer?

Noah dea.

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What's the proper thing to say to a friend who just bought a fancy new wine cooler?

Cool!

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What are flies that hang around a clock called?

Time flies.

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What's a good name for a fish restaurant?

Salmon Enchanted Evening.

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What is similar between a house of worship and Swiss cheese?

They're both holy.

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How would you describe this?

Spring is in the air.

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How long must one walk a dog that lives indoors?

Until they're pooped.

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Why couldn't Alan sit in a chair when he worked?

He was a stand-up comedian.

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What did the rancher say to the person he thought was taking down parts of his fence?

I'm accusing you, but I hope you don't take offence.

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