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Why couldn't Katy find her grocery list?

It was a running list, so off it went!

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What is an experimental program to teach people to fly, called?

A pilot pilot program.

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Which fruits pair well with Chinese food?

Mandarin oranges or pears.

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Why didn't Angela like shopping for fruits and vegetable?

Because often they were very fresh.

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What did Betty realize after she ate inexpensive cake that was fattening?

That she was penny wise and pound foolish.

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What collection of animals gets its name from the sounds they make together?

A herd.

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What do you call a prince that is a high wire walker?

Your highness.

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What kind of fruit did they use against Donald Trump?

He was impeached twice.

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Why wasn't Joe able to get the bank's low-interest loan?

Because the bank had low interest in giving the loan.

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What ancient city was named after the wife of Uncle Ock?

Antioch

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What did Joey do when his mother said his bathroom towel was dirty, and he should throw it in the hamper?

He threw in the towel.

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What do you call a large amount of stamps?

A stamp-ede.

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