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What happened to this couple just before the wedding?

They disengaged.

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Why did Betty need to call the dry cleaner where she had left her clothes?

She had a pressing question.

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What was David doing in the room?

He was room-inating.

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Why did Linda name her dogs Rolex and Timex?

They were her watch dogs.

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What type of meeting is this?

A Piece Summit.

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Why is a body of water on the moon crazy?

It's a luna sea.

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Why did Arthur try to convince his wife that money was very much in style?

Because she was spending it like it was going out of style.

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Which African nation is known for their pigs?

Guinea

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road?

Because it was chicken.

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What can you say about a person who learns to say no?

That now he knows.

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What do you call a rat whose name is Demmik?

Demmik Rat.

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Why was it that in the ancient world harps could not be trusted?

Because they were all lyres.

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