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How did this farmer increase his bottom line?

He added a new machine to cut celeries.

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What is a body of water on the moon called?

Luna sea.

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What did Rob's wife do when he realized he'd bought a guitar missing some components?

She told him not to fret.

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Why didn't Maxine like using coupons that could be torn out of magazines?

She thought they were a rip-off.

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Why didn't Billy like the second class of his school day?

He felt like a second class citizen.

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Why was the runner a good executive?

He was good at cutting through red tape.

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Why did Ben wear double-pane eye glasses?

He wanted to four-see what would happen.

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What kind of tea always tells the truth?

Honest Tea.

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What do dates and apples have it common?

One comes from a palm tree, the other comes from a pomme tree.

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What kind of tea commands respect?

Authora tea.

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What is true about this famous journalist?

His name is Mudd

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What are light bulbs that are very heavy called?

Heavy bulbs.

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