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Akiva Lane
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When Andrea lost her ring, what did her husband suggest?

Try calling it, and see if it rings.

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call someone who is an expert at choosing clocks for counter-tops?

Counter clock wise.

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Shane Ronay
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What's happening here?

Deliberations in a kangaroo court.

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Shane Ronay
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Why did Jay attend traffic court for his illegal Left Turn?

He knew he was right.

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Akiva Lane
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How did Beverly feel with all the dirty dishes in the sink?

Dish-organized.

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Matt Weiss
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What do you call a wasp that would prefer to be a bee?

A wannabee.

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Shane Ronay
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My friend stopped working at the chemical factory.

It was a toxic work environment.

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Akiva Lane
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What is exercizing at home called?

The home stretch.

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call an engineer that dries out the water from streams?

An ex-stream-ist.

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Akiva Lane
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How is waiting in line similar to being a doctor?

You need patience.

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Greg Stevens
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What is the key to the monastery called?

The monk key.

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Akiva Lane
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Why didn't Max like racketball?

He thought that people who played it were off the wall.

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