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What is a hotel called that is named in honor of potatoes?

Suite Potatoes.

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Why did the mint chocolate candies look so fresh and clean?

Because they were in mint condition.

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If you take a pleated skirt, and take the pleats out, what does it become?

Depleted.

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What is cleaning and oiling a pogo stick called?

Spring cleaning.

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Do military generals have to be excellent administrators?

In general, yes, but you can't generalize.

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What was the result of the vote?

Neighs won.

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What is logical and has to do with the Earth?

Geological

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What did Al think about his friend owning his own plumbing supply business?

It was just a pipe dream.

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Why does the calendar have a good social life?

It has a lot of dates.

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What do attorneys wear to court when representing clients?

Their law suits.

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What is confusing about alarms that get activated?

Do alarms go off, or do they go on?

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What city in the universe is where you can get a good education?

Universe City.

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