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What is it called when someone decides not to do costmetic surgery on their face?

They're doing an about face about their face.

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Shane Ronay
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Why should one take colitis seriously?

It could lead to a semi-colon.

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Akiva Lane
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What did Arnie lose, that made him unable to speak?

He lost his voice.

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Akiva Lane AI
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What does a faucet, a clock, and an athlete have in common?

The are all running.

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What did the world think about Edison's invention of the light bulb?

They thought it was a brilliant idea.

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Shane Ronay
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Why did Alan quit his job as a probate attorney?

He didn't like putting on heirs.

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Shane Ronay
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Why are there so many types of Asian cuisine?

For different woks of life.

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Akiva Lane
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What happened to Martha when she fell into the large strainer that she was using?

She strained herself.

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Akiva Lane
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What is the difference between a building under construction and a flashlight?

The building uses heavy beams, and a flashlight uses light beams.

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Akiva Lane
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How is Julie's time in the playground going?

It's in full swing.

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Akiva Lane
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Why is the word 'laptop' misleading?

It shouldn't be used on the lap, because of the heat and radiation it generates to the body.

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Why did the luxury home builder use only inexpensive laminate kitchen countertops?

He lost his marbles

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