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What do longshoremen and medical secretaries have in common?

The both work at the docs.

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What do you call worrying about the complications of losing money in a real estate complex?

A complex complex about a complex.

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Why did Sir Edmund Hillary climb Mount Everest?

It peaked his interest.

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Why did Bill always make sure he had enough reck with him?

He didn't want to be reckless.

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What did the lottery operator do when a group of actors won the lottery?

She counted her lucky stars.

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What number does a train say?

Two - Two.

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What did the doctor's wife say when his new practice was slow?

You just need more practice in your new practice, and you need patience for more patients.

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What do you call someone who puts together kitchen cabinets?

A counter fitter.

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How did the inventor of the Jack-In-The-Box come up with invention?

He used out-of-the-box thinking.

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What do you call a new one ounce bottle of perfume with a subtle fragrance?

A new ounce with a nuance.

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What do you call a successful young man that hardly ever sleeps?

A son that never sets.

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Why does John like recruiting people to work in skyscrapers?

He loved telling people they were highered.

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