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What is a repairman that fixes clocks called?

A tik-tok doc.

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How did Joe feel when he realized how much money he could have saved with a more fuel-efficient car?

He felt fuelish.

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What do you call ticks that live in a parrot's feathers?

Polly ticks.

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What did the baseball park do when their antique organ stopped working?

They found an organ donor.

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What's an attitude in life that can make things harder?

Taking things for granite.

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What kind of ships requires at least 2 people to navigate?

A relationship and a friendship.

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What letter of the alphabet asks the best questions?

Y

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What is the university in Italy where they teach everything about olives?

Olive U.

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What city is known for being nice?

Nice, France.

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What can you say about an elevator's day?

It has its ups and downs.

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Why did the boxer become a good comedian?

He knew how to deliver a good punch-line.

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Why did the bears stop being friends?

They found each other unbearable.

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