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Why don't gluten-free people consume wheat?

It goes against their grain.

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What do you call Israelis that have vineyards?

Grape Jews.

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What day of the week do people get married on?

Wedding's day.

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How did the writer feel when his books were no longer cited?

He felt ex-cited.

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Which country is most upset about gas-guzzling automobiles?

Mad at gas car

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Why is the Garden of Eden called 'Gan Eden' in Hebrew?

Because before they knew it, it was 'gone'.

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What is the difference between turning on a computer and falling off a log?

One is logging on and the other is logging off.

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What is similar between a place where wine is made and a nursery?

They are both whineries.

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Why do UN ambassadors stay so healthy?

Diplomatic Immunity

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What did Liz drink with tea to try to make a date go well?

Date honey.

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What are the coolest inventions?

The air conditioner and the refrigerator.

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What is it called when you use an Apple computer to cut through loads of information to find what you are looking for?

Mac the knife.

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