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Why did Joe go to the paint store to lose weight?

He went to get thinner.

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What do people say when they think something you said is not funny?

Very funny.

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What do you do when you see waves at a beach?

Wave back.

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What word means to attach things together and can be used to chase something away?

Stick.

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How did Madam Sonia become a fortune teller?

By "chants"

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After Joe's dog Spot ran away, why was his house cleaner?

Because it was Spot-less.

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Why was the lady afraid to get her head measured at sea?

She was afraid of cap sizing.

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Where does a mountain hiker sleep?

On bedrock.

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How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh?

Ten-tickles.

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What is an undercover cop's clothing called?

This guy's disguise.

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How did Max feel about the lack of oxygen on top of the mountain?

Both the air and the views were breath-taking.

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What should you do when you are waiting a long time in a doctor's office?

Be patient.

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