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Why the quarterback run with the ball?

When he didn't see any receivers, his original plan didn't come to pass.

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What is brown and sticky?

A stick.

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What does the word 'injest' mean?

To eat something while laughing.

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Why was Bob upset when he got a fine?

He didn't think it was fine at all.

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When Bill had to choose between a heavy oar and a light oar to use with his kayak, what did he choose?

Either oar.

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What do you call people who work together in a chocolate factory?

Cocoa co-workers.

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How would you describe this?

Spring is in the air.

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What do taxi companies and computer devices have in common?

They both use drivers.

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What is a husband and wife called in Czechoslovakia?

Czech mate.

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Why did Joe work in a pizza shop?

He kneaded the dough.

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What do you call a wine bottle that is in the shape of a letter O?

A wine-o.

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Which doctor would you want overseeing your bacterial infection?

The Chief of Staph

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