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What did the waiter get when he served a meal of iceberg lettuce?

The tip of the iceberg.

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Shane Ronay
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What happened when the drummer rejoined the marching band?

There were repercussions.

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Akiva Lane
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What can be said about Edison's invention of the light bulb?

Both Edison and the light bulb were brilliant.

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Akiva Lane AI
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What kind of glasses are these?

They're reading glasses.

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Shane Ronay
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What type of music do young ladies like best?

Hymns

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Bill try not to reminisce about his days in the Merchant Marines?

He didn't want to miss the boat.

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Why did the prisoner break out of jail?

Because he couldn't finish a sentence.

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Shane Ronay
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Why did Bill not become a gastroenterologist?

He didn't have the guts.

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Akiva Lane
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Why didn't Maxine want to charge the lightbulb with a saltwater battery?

She didn't want it to be charged with salt and battery.

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Akiva Lane
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What should you take when you feel stressed?

Take a break, and take it easy.

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David Rose
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What part of the Bible teaches you the correct way to use money?

The book of profits.

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What is a light bulb filled with dirt called?

Not a light bulb, but a heavy bulb.

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