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Why did Arnold always bet at the same race track?

He had a one-track mind.

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Shane Ronay
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Which word is spelled incorrectly in every dictionary?

Incorrectly

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Akiva Lane
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What happens to an illegally parked frog?

Toad.

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What does a party of hippies and a woman's hair brush have in common?

They both have a hair ball.

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Why did Bob join the tug-of-war team?

He wanted to meet people who had a lot of pull.

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Abe Kiss
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What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet?

Supplies!

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Shane Ronay
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Why did one man leave the card playing group of his wife's friends?

He needed to "de-talks".

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Akiva Lane
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Why did the owners of the Secure Hotel change its name?

The guests felt uncomfortable being in Secure.

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Akiva Lane AI
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What are these signs called?

Dollar signs.

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Akiva Lane
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Why couldn't the pony sing?

Because it was a little hoarse.

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Akiva Lane
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Why was the elephant that lived in Manhattan depressed?

It couldn't find work, so it felt ir-elephant.

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Akiva Lane
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What is special about the sentence "See, yes we can!"

It's YES in 4 languages: Spanish, English, French, and Hebrew

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