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What happens when the king's neck hurts?

He has a royal pain in the neck.

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What is a newspaper that puts you asleep called?

The snooze news.

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After reading the news each day, what is the main question that can occur to you?

What can explain the second half of the word 'mankind'?

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What is a good name for a very aggressive soda can?

Ghengiz Can.

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What is always the main topic at the annual Surfing Conference?

Current events.

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What do you call a new one ounce bottle of perfume with a subtle fragrance?

A new ounce with a nuance.

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Why did Bill bring a hammer to the party?

He thought it might be useful to break the ice during conversations.

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What do you have to be careful not to add to the color violet?

The letter N because it would become violent.

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What is it like in a place where everyone lives in tents?

Intensity.

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Where did the army put their best soldiers?

On the front lions.

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How did Dr. Frankenstein end up putting the wrong brain in body he built?

It was a no-brainer.

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Why was the baker upset with the loaves of bread?

Because they were loafing around too much.

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