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Why was Billy very careful blowing out the candles on his birthday cake?

This was his big birthday party, and he didn't want to blow it.

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What happens if someone accidently drank hair coloring?

They could dye.

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What did Bill do when his hands were dirty?

He took them to a hand laundry.

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What is the difference between starting a new job and eating hotdogs?

With one you try to pass muster, and with the other you pass the mustard.

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What did the father tell his son who wanted to travel?

Roam wasn't built in a day.

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Why was the investor's nickname 'Yeast'?

Because wherever he put bread, it would rise.

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Why wasn't the student's cousin able to pick her up from school?

It wasn't a pparent.

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How are a salad and a Paris bathroom similar?

They both accommodate French dressing.

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A pear of scissors.

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What is sad about parallel lines?

They have so much in common, yet they'll never meet.

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What part of the year do leaders have to be especially cautious?

The fall.

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What can you say about a teacher without any students?

He's in a class all by himself.

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