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How did France come up with Bastille day, Canada with Canada Day, and the U.S. July the 4th?

They did it Independently.

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Akiva Lane
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What did Bill do when his hands were dirty?

He took them to a hand laundry.

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What do you call a one-legged hippo?

A hoppo

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Akiva Lane
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How do you describe someone who has gotten use to being a little crazy?

Home on deranged.

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Why did Superman's fruit bowl remind him of football?

It was a super bowl.

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Why did Barry wear an oxygen mask when he saw a beautiful sunset?

Because it took his breath away.

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How did worms get onto Noah's ark?

They came in pears.

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What is the opposite of an 'out voice', and what must be done with it?

An invoice, and it must be paid.

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How is your mother's annoying baby sister similar to a city in Western Europe?

They're both aunt twerps.

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Why do some people choose to do mixed martial arts?

Just for kicks.

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What is it called when someone corrects a Morse code message they regretted sending?

Re-Morse.

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How did Abigail respond when her husband suggested that they go camping in the winter?

The idea leaves me cold.

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