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What country is named after neck-wear?

Tie Land.

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How do patrons locate a Greek restaurant when their GPS isn't working?

They use a gyro scope

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What is something before it was redundant?

Dundant.

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What was the runner chasing after?

He was trying to catch his breath.

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Why did Arnold dislike snakes?

He felt they were creepy.

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What did the hotdog say to his friend the apple?

I want to be frank with you.

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How did the medical student choose Ophthalmology as a specialty?

He researched his options, and the eyes had it.

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How did the hunter get the male deer he shot out of the woods?

His friends came, and they all passed the buck.

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Why did Andrea make beautiful drawings?

That's how she drew attention to herself.

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What's an inefficient way to kill ants around your shrubs?

Beat around the bush.

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What did the baseball park do when their antique organ stopped working?

They found an organ donor.

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What are reporters who never retire called?

Permanent press.

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