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When the prices of houses go up, why do their roofs get weaker?

Because the prices go through the roof.

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Why did Beverly Teak's niece make her feel elderly?

Her niece called her Aunt Teak.

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What happens if certain fowl don't build insulated nests for winter?

They go cold turkey.

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When you trade in an old bike for a new bike, what is that called?

Re-cycling.

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Why is the name for the animal duck misleading?

Because when a hunter tries to shoots at it, it doesn't duck, it flies away.

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What was Edith's reaction to reading the book on anti-gravity?

She couldn't put it down.

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Why do some people prefer oranges that are easier to peel?

They find them more appealing.

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Why did Bob feel uncomfortable buying puppets from the puppet store?

He always felt there were strings attached.

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Where did Maxine put her nail files?

In the filing cabinet.

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What is the trend called where people take pieces of coal with them on dates?

Carbon dating.

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Why in the army do they avoid giving treats twice?

That would involve a re-treat.

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What special symbol weighs more than any other?

The pound.

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