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What kind of tea protects you when you buy something?

Warren Tea.

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How was the game between professional football players and prisoners in jail?

It had its pros and cons.

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Bill saved his pennies all year to buy a present for his wife, and brought them to a store, and do you know what he got?

A hernia.

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Why do you really have to hand it to short people?

Because otherwise, they can't reach it themselves.

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Why was Fred confused by forms?

Because he didn't know if he should fill them IN or fill them OUT.

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What is a room that has mold called?

A mush room.

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What is full of holes but still can hold a lot of water?

A sponge.

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What did the seal with the broken arm say to the shark?

Do not consume when seal is broken.

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What invention lets you look through a wall?

A window.

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What is a bee called right after it is born?

A newbie.

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How to describe a boxer too tired to continue?

Out of whack.

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How do people in Outland behave?

Their behavior is outlandish.

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