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Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself?

Because it was two tired.

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What did Mr. & Mrs. Auer call eating a meal together?

They called it our Auer hour.

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When Jack felt that his out-house was too dark, how did he feel after he put a large hole on the top of the door to let in light?

I needed that like a hole in the head.

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What do you call a perfect egg?

Egg-selent.

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What is one result of inflation?

Goodbye to good buys.

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Shane Ronay
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What was the name of Joe's band, and which instrument did he play?

Band Joe.

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What day do armies go off to battle?

March forth.

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What did Beth answer when Phil asked for a second date?

OK, I'll try a re-Phil.

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How did the pet turtle escape from the box it was in?

With out of the box thinking.

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As Annie grew up, what question kept nagging her?

Is the 'hokie pokie' really what's it's all about?

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What day of the week do people get married on?

Wedding's day.

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If a person was stranded on a desert island, what color would he find there?

Maroon.

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