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What would ticks be called if they were found on the moon?

Luna-ticks.

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What TV show is about seasoning food?

The spice is right.

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What is the largest bone on hippos?

Their hips.

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What do you call a ball that looks like the earth and lights up?

A global glow ball.

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What is a sink filled with dirty dishes called?

Dish-sheveled.

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What is the motto of the factory that makes canned food?

We can!

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What's a good name for a fish restaurant?

Salmon Enchanted Evening.

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What can you say about a bagel with a very large hole?

It's hole is bigger than the sum of its parts.

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What is this man doing?

He's "piering" down

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Why must all people grow spiritually?

It's our soul purpose.

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What would Freud say if he made a commercial?

"Let go of my ego".

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What can be said about nurses who help patients with intravenous feeding?

Their work is in vein.

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