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Why did Jerry choose to work with the elderly?

He enjoyed other Jerry-atrics.

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Akiva Lane
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What pictures did the family put on the bedroom curtains?

Pictures of tomatoes and eggplants because they are nightshades.

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Why did the sergeant give his troops sticks of glue?

As a message that they should to stick together.

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Akiva Lane AI
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What do you call a road with a lot of curves in it on a very windy day?

A windy windy road.

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What is a banquet for bowlers called?

A bowling ball.

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Shane Ronay
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What is this an example of?

A knee jerk reaction.

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Akiva Lane
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How did Bill feel when none of the off-switches for the lights worked?

He felt that they were all up-settings.

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Why was the dolphin depressed?

It felt it had no porpoise in life.

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Why is moving from one house to another like fighting?

Because it involves boxing.

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Shane Ronay
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What is not a nice way to describe how one's vacuum cleaner works?

It sucks!

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Akiva Lane
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How many degrees does a wrong angle have?

We know it's not 90 degrees, because that's a right angle.

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How did Mr. and Mrs. Jones feel about their tax bill?

They felt under attacks.

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