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What do you call a doctor who prescribes a daiquiri cocktail flavored with hickory?

A hickory daiquiri doc.

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How do you describe Arnold getting new boots for his computer robots?

He rebooted the computer robots.

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Why did the newborn require immediate surgery?

He was born with a silver spoon in his mouth.

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What is it called when a homeowner tries to stop a foreclosure of his house?

House keeping.

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What might a person be on if they can't be heard?

On mute.

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Why did Martha lose weight when she ate vegetables?

Because they took away her appetite.

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Why did Sam look online for a site that sold scratch?

He wanted to build things from scratch.

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What symbol is written before it is pronounced?

The dollar sign.

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What hour is a good time to go to the dentist?

Tooth hurty (2:30).

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What happened when a jar of pickles spilled onto music sheets?

It made sour notes.

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Why should a person not use black envelopes?

People mind think it's black mail.

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Where you can get chicken broth in bulk?

The stock market

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