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Why did the husband and wife feel very close to each other?

Because she was only one 'meet her' away.

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What will happen if the San Andreas Fault causes an earthquake?

It will be covered by no-fault insurance.

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Why did the push-button go to the therapist?

Each time someone pushed it, it was depressed.

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What is the motto of people who keep to a strict budget?

We have a budget, and we won't let it budge.

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What permission did the poet need to write poetry?

Poetic license.

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Do clothes hanging out to dry use the internet?

Yes, they're online.

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What should you do when you are waiting a long time in a doctor's office?

Be patient.

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How did the poor mouse family survive and get enough food eat?

Well, they just squeaked by.

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What is a good name for a store that sells sofas?

Sofa so good.

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What does a rich cow say when he's making money?

Moo-lah.

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How did Maxine feel when her stomach started crying because of the way she was eating?

She knew she had an upset stomach.

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What game does this represent?

The rose bowl.

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