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If a store gives away packets of letter B's, what are they called?

Freebees.

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When the truck spilled coffee grounds all over Marvin's lawn, what did his lawyer say?

"I think we have grounds for suing the truck company."

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How were the untied shoes feeling?

They were fit to be tied.

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If a friend's cousin donates a kidney to his friend's cousin, what does it make the two friends?

Second cousins, once removed.

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What did two male siblings name their soup business?

Broth-ers

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What was Ava's reaction when the jar fell and broke?

She found it jarring.

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road?

Because it was chicken.

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Why did the homeowner get upset that he had to install this?

He just needed to vent.

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Why did the father bring a broken cup to the family meal?

He wanted to play good-cup bad-cup with his kids.

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What is a meal eaten by a pilot in a supersonic jet?

Fast food.

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What did the artist do before he made a sculpture of a person's head?

He had to plan a head.

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Why did Beth try not to stir the pot of soup too much?

She didn't want to go stir crazy.

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