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What name did Mr. and Mrs. Tross have second thoughts about naming their baby boy?

Albert.

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How is he trying to lose weight by wearing bread on his head?

It's a new loaf hat diet.

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Why was the runner a good executive?

He was good at cutting through red tape.

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What does a law student have in common with someone giving up liquor?

They both want to pass the bar.

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What type of arm cast is this?

It's a cast of characters.

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Why did the Jones family put pails at the edge of their property?

Because everthing after that was beyond the pail.

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What is a good name for a tanning salon for men?

Tan Gent.

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What does getting up in the morning have to do with Newton's laws of motion?

A body at rest tends to stay at rest.

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What law is involved with marriage and family?

The Law of Relativity.

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What is always the main topic at the annual Surfing Conference?

Current events.

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What happened to the lawyer who spent too much time drinking at the bar?

He was dis-barred.

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Why are all fish stores in Finland kosher?

Because they have Finns and scales.

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