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What is the ability of having nerves of steel called?

Nerve-ana.

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What did the seamstress say when she couldn't fix a hole in a sweater?

Oh darn it!

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What kind of eyes are good for saving money?

Econom eyes.

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What did Max do when he joined the surfboard team?

He was onboarded.

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Why was the bee punished?

Because it didn't bee-have.

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Why did Bill want his wife to make pie without sugar?

His sweetie pie's pie was sweet enough.

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What is it called when husbands tell puns to their wives?

Pun-ishment.

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What was the double-jointed acrobat very good at?

Patting himself on the back.

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What do you call a troop of soldiers with long hair?

The hair force.

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Why did the Jack-in-the-Box have trouble getting married?

He was an out-of-the-box kind of guy.

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Where do small burps live?

In the sub-burps.

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Where's a cheap option for finding certain wristwatch parts?

A second-hand store.

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