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Shane Ronay
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What did the cop say to the driver who offered a bribe?

Fine.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did the mint chocolate candies look so fresh and clean?

Because they were in mint condition.

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Akiva Lane
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Why was the cook proud of the eggs she made?

Because they were well done.

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Shane Ronay
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How did the man who ate nothing but vegetable soup for decades live to be 100?

He took good stock in himself.

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call a bar that serves chocolate?

A chocolate bar.

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Akiva Lane
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How did Boris feel about losing the kick-boxing championship?

He wanted to kick himself.

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Moshe Sherizen
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What season is it when you are on a trampoline?

Spring time.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Lisa buy things with pennies?

When she bought things, she wanted to use common cents.

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Shane Ronay
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Why did Jerry choose to work with the elderly?

He enjoyed other Jerry-atrics.

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Akiva Lane
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If someone shook a tree, gathered the leaves that fell and made paper from it, what would the paper be called?

Loose leaf paper.

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Shane Ronay
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What would you call one of these owned by several people?

An OUR Glass

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Akiva Lane
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What Hebrew word does this represent?

Dati

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