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What is a cold part of South America?

Chile.

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Why did the orange teacher call the student 'fresh'?

Because he couldn't concentrate.

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How did Joe feel when he realized how much money he could have saved with a more fuel-efficient car?

He felt fuelish.

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What do you call a holy man who walks barefoot and has bad breath from fasting so much?

A super calloused fragile mystic hexed by halitosis.

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What happened when shipping containers with materials for making shoes sank?

There were thousands of lost soles.

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What is a loud group of boys playing called?

Boisterous.

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What did the new doctor say to the retiring doctor whose practice he bought?

Thanks for your patients.

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Where did Maxine put her nail files?

In the filing cabinet.

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What piece of clothing is named after the neck of a reptile?

Turtle neck sweater.

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Why did Bill and Eddie start their company at the radar dish?

Because they wanted the business to be under the radar.

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What is a course called where you learn to be a doctor with material you get in the mail?

A post doctorate.

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What was the result of the vote?

Neighs won.

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