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Jean Boda
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Why did the laptop catch a cold?

Because Windows was left open.

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Akiva Lane
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Why was Joyce amazed when she saw what came before posterous?

It was pre-posterous.

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Akiva Lane
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What are the germs on a person's back called?

Back-teria.

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Akiva Lane AI
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What are lost and found items displayed on a basketball court?

Small claims court.

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Why did Joe stop stealing, get a job with a salary?

He found that crime does not pay.

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Shane Ronay
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How do authorities in England express their appreciation for the public maintaining orderly lines?

They say, "ThanQueue

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Akiva Lane
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How do you convey to somewhat that you think they are special?

You nique.

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What do you call a line of rabbits putting seeds into the ground a second time?

A re-seeding hare line.

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Shane Ronay
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This is our new dog, Crusty.

All he does is loaf around all day.

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Akiva Lane
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After visiting someone, when they say 'It's been great having you', how can you respond?

It's been great being had.

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call a tree with poems attached to it?

Poet tree.

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What did Martha says when the box of cookies fell?

That's the way the cookies crumble.

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