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Why was Fred very good at sleeping?

He could do it with his eyes closed.

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What do we know about this man?

He's getting too big for his britches.

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What object sounds like it was stolen, and what object sounds like it has seen a lot?

The lute and the saw.

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Why is this wild cat upset?

He was told that cheetahs never prosper.

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After someone stole Bobby's clothes while he was swimming, did he get home without people seeing him?

Yes, but just barely.

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When is a hot cup cold?

When there isn't something hot in it.

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How did Andy feel when the skin doctor cancelled his apppointment?

He felt irritated.

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What is a musical band of orca whales called?

An orca stra.

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What is special about an erasable whiteboard?

Its remarkable.

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What did it mean when the professional football players argued with the prisoners in a football game?

The argument had its pros and cons.

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What do you call a train carrying bubble gum?

A chew-chew train.

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After Bob broke his leg, why wasn't he able to control his kids?

Because he couldn't put his foot down.

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