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What color learns a lot by reading books?

Red

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Why did Alan shoot an arrow into the wind?

He liked shooting the breeze.

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How did Sandra feel about half the numbers when she was learning arithmetic?

She thought they were odd.

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What is an experimental program to teach people to fly, called?

A pilot pilot program.

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What did the family photographer say to those posing?

We'll be done in a flash.

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Why didn't Max like racketball?

He thought that people who played it were off the wall.

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What happened when farmer Brown taught his seeds to be concerned about the poor.

The pro seeds went to charity.

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What can you say about a person who learns to say no?

That now he knows.

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What happened to the lawyer who spent too much time drinking at the bar?

He was dis-barred.

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What are shoes made from bananas called?

Slippers

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What word is spelled incorrectly in the dictionary?

The word 'incorrectly'.

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Why did bill choose gastroenterology as a medical specialty?

He had a gut feeling.

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