Pictures:

What's the difference between the picture on the left and the one on the right?

One is a cute angel, and the other is an acute angle.

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In the race, how did the runner's shoes do?

They were all tied.

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How did the community feel that after all the planning, the new hospital was finally being built?

It was a ground-breaking event.

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How do cows buy things?

Through a cattle-log.

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What is similar between a tile salesman and a lizard?

One is a tile rep, and the other is a reptile.

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Why do you really have to hand it to short people?

Because otherwise, they can't reach it themselves.

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What happens when a person sleeps on old magazines?

He has back issues.

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Why do some people find it very cool to go to sports games?

Because there are so many fans there.

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How did the tycoon ask his architect to design a modest home?

He said, "Don't mansion it".

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Why didn't the mother want her son to listen to the radio too much?

She didn't want him to become too radio-active.

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What are lost and found items displayed on a basketball court?

Small claims court.

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Where are the dots that are over the letter i?

The i's have it.

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