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What is a good name for a car repair shop, that takes care of cars like a mother cares for children?

Good Car Ma

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What happens when you put on a thick sweater and get very hot?

You become the sweater.

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Why did Cynthia stop drawing the line on the paper?

Because it was the end of the line.

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Why did the mint chocolate candies look so fresh and clean?

Because they were in mint condition.

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What happened to the marionette puppet that misbehaved at school?

It was suspended.

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Why did Joe find it hard to get a date?

Because his attitudes were dated.

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Shane Ronay
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Why did the weight-loss clinic hire a dermotologist?

To make people skinny.

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What part of doors can you eat?

The lox.

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What is it called when people talk about their disagreements?

The disgust is discussed.

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Who is not very good at match-making?

Smokey the Bear, because he doesn't like playing with matches.

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A book about basement renovation ideas?

Best Cellars

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What happened when shipping containers with materials for making shoes sank?

There were thousands of lost soles.

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