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Why did the politician like to winnow grain on the farm?

He liked how it is spelled: win now.

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Why did Billy have trouble learning to speak using future and past tense?

It made him tense.

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Why did Marsha make a knot in the shape of the letter Y?

She figured 'Why not'?

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How was Bob able to eat donuts so quickly?

He was good at out-of-the-box thinking.

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Why did the prisoner break out of jail?

Because he couldn't finish a sentence.

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What is the ring called under a car where the engine engages with the wheel axel?

The engagement ring.

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How would you refer to your dog-sitting neighbor that lost your pet?

Your dog gone neighbor.

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How does a butcher greet his customers?

Nice to meat you!

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Why did the push-button go to the therapist?

Each time someone pushed it, it was depressed.

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Why did Billy ask his father to take a baseball bat and a bird to the baseball game?

Because he liked bat man and robin.

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Why did the pastry chef cut her chocolate cake at such sharp angles?

She wanted Brownie points

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How do you summarize the difference between buying in a store or buying on the internet?

You're on line, or you're online.

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