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Why is this large gun a better value than smaller ones?

It provides a bigger bang for your buck.

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How do you describe a doctor that is against nasal sprays?

He's anti anti-histamines.

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What should we do about the elephant in the room?

We should be mindful that it's not irrelephant.

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If seagulls fly near the sea, what birds fly near the bay?

Bagels.

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How did Charlie feel when he lost his list of things to do?

He felt listless.

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What kind of tea always tells the truth?

Honest Tea.

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How was Gumby when it came to making appointments?

He was very flexible.

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Why did the Jones family put pails at the edge of their property?

Because everthing after that was beyond the pail.

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What fairy tale is about using puns in rap music?

Rap-pun-zel.

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How did people react when Jim complained about his SAAB car?

They thought it was a SAAB story.

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What is exercizing at home called?

The home stretch.

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How is a person and a car different?

A person who is tired moves slowly, and when retired more slowly. When a car is tired, it moves fast, and when retired even faster.

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