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If a calculator falls and cracks, can you still use it?

Sometimes, but you can't count on it.

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What electronic device is named after an American insect?

USB

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What does this represent?

Youtube.

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What is the study of the latest scientific breakthroughs?

Newrology

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What excuse can be used by a person who drinks too much?

I'd rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal labotomy.

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Why did the seven dwarves have to go to work every day?

They explain it in their song, 'I owe, I owe, it's off to work we go".

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What do you call robins enjoying the sun?

Basking robbins.

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Why did Martha feel so tired, that she felt like the back of a car?

She was exhausted, and two tired.

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What do you lightening that starts a forest fire?

A match made in heaven.

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When Martha was quiet when she found out she was pregnant, what was that called?

A pregnant silence.

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What can you take when you're tired?

You can take a walk, a break, a nap, a rest, a vacation, or a deep breath.

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What do you call a bruise that one gets from falling on Halloween?

A boo-boo.

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