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What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet?

Supplies!

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What did Bill say to his inexperienced chiropractor?

Your a real pain in the neck.

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Who was Zig Ziglar's brother, and why did they never see each other?

Zag Ziglar, and they were always in opposite places.

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How to summarize a person's life after being convicted of a crime?

Con descending.

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How did Mark feel when he used a machine to get rid of his static?

He felt ex-static.

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What is the different between a tree and an elephant?

A tree's trunk is its largest part.

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What do you call robins enjoying the sun?

Basking robbins.

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What was Betty's reaction when the glass jar fell and broke?

She found it jarring.

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Did Dan overcome his fears and go in the hot air balloon?

Yes, he rose to the occasion.

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What vegetable did Marty not take onto his sailboat?

Leeks.

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When confronting a 2000 pound bull, what is NOT a good idea to do?

Don't take the bull by the horns.

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What did Noah do before the flood?

He was pre-pairing.

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