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Is the dolphin having a good time?

It's having a ball.

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Why didn't Joe buy the white horse when when he had all black horses?

Because it was a horse of a different color.

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How could Ami know for sure there was an odor in the room?

She just nose.

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What do you call lox served in an apartment?

Pad lox.

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What did Al think about his friend owning his own plumbing supply business?

It was just a pipe dream.

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What did Barbie say to Ken?

You're a doll.

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What is moistening meat based on?

The meat.

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What can you say about a person who sews together pieces of cloth into suits and dresses?

He has his work cut out for him.

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What did Joey do when his mother said his bathroom towel was dirty, and he should throw it in the hamper?

He threw in the towel.

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How did the Mexican "Uno Dos" bandits get their name?

They'd leave without a "tres".

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What is it called when two people argue about who won a contest?

They're contesting the contest.

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What is happening here?

He's checking his bill for web service.

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