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Why didn't Angela like shopping for fruits and vegetable?

Because often they were very fresh.

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Mendy Zeiger
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How did the hacker get away?

He ransomeware.

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Shane Ronay
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Why did the obese woman get insulted when the doctor estimated her weight?

The doctor called it a "ballpark figure".

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Shane Ronay
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Why did the general always have his walking stick with him?

He never made decisions without his staff.

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Shane Ronay
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How to describe a boxer too tired to continue?

Out of whack.

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Akiva Lane
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What is a nursery for babies called?

A wiggle room.

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Shane Ronay
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What did the lady on the subway say when a panhandler asked for a donation?

Sorry, I'm strapped at the moment.

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Akiva Lane
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What liquid is able to run?

Running water.

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Akiva Lane
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What did Beverly say to the nut platter?

You're all nuts!

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Shane Ronay
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What's another way of referring to "the middle of the ocean"?

The Marine Core

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Akiva Lane
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How did Lisa feel about moving from one house to another?

She found it to be a moving experience.

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What kind of thinking do you need to eat Cracker Jack?

Out of the box thinking.

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