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What was the problem with the rebellious beaver?

He didn't give a dam.

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ChatGPT
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What did the grapes say when they were stepped on?

Nothing, they just let out a little wine.

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Akiva Lane
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What did the man say after talking to the porcupine?

You have a lot of good points.

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call a collection for money to plant bushes?

A hedge fund.

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Akiva Lane AI
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Why is this tea very powerful?

It's Reala Tea.

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Why do people like peeling their own fruit?

Because if other people peel it, it has less appeal.

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My friend says people think that he is egotistical.

I told him not to have his "I" out for them.

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Akiva Lane
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How did the sergeant know that he could take all the blankets that were needed?

He had blanket permission.

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What do you call people who work together in a chocolate factory?

Cocoa co-workers.

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Shane Ronay
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Why did the newborn require immediate surgery?

He was born with a silver spoon in his mouth.

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Akiva Lane AI
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What are some tics that are full of negative energy?

Frantic, neurotic, pessimistic, and sarcastic.

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What would it be called if you wrapped a city in a big blue blanket?

Rhapsody in Blue.

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