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What can you take when you're tired?

You can take a nap or you can take a break.

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What ancient city was named after the wife of Uncle Ock?

Antioch

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What happened when someone bumped into Billy, causing him to drop his piggy bank into the river?

He was left cents-less.

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What was the animal band on Noah's Ark called?

The Arkistra.

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Why should baggage with wheels not be called luggage?

Because it is wheeled and not lugged around.

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Why didn't the small hotel want to let the motorcycle gang stay there?

The youth hostel didn't want hostile youth.

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What jail do bad jokes go to?

The pun-itentiary.

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What group of letters do planes fly over?

They fly over C's.

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Why do you really have to hand it to short people?

Because otherwise, they can't reach it themselves.

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Why did the man travel to India for a corned beef sandwich?

He heard they had a new Delhi.

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How do cows buy things?

Through a cattle-log.

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How did Oedipus feel after he found out what he had done?

He felt like an Oedipus wreck.

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