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What would you call one of these owned by several people?

An OUR Glass

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Why should you learn sign language?

It comes in handy.

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Why did Joe race Fred to the punch-bowl at the party?

He wanted to beat him to the punch.

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If a King sleeps on a kingsize mattress, and a Queen sleeps on a queensize mattress, what does a Prince sleep on?

An heir mattress.

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What do you call Israelis that have vineyards?

Grape Jews.

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What is someone called who cleans vacuum cleaners?

A vacuum cleaner.

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Why did Beverly change from being an accountant to a singing teacher?

She found she was very good with in-voices.

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Why did Amanda avoid cookies, cake, and crackers?

She tried to void foods that are crummy.

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What is the richest perfume.

Musk.

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What did the lottery operator do when a group of actors won the lottery?

She counted her lucky stars.

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What did Bobby do when the bullies didn't let him use the slide?

He let is slide.

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Why did Billy ask his father to take a baseball bat and a bird to the baseball game?

Because he liked bat man and robin.

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