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What happened to the people of the Nile at the Red Sea?

They were a-Nile-ated.

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What kind of thinking do you need to eat Cracker Jack?

Out of the box thinking.

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Why were the people who worked for the charity holding dollars over their heads?

They were raising money.

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What does the Garden of Eden, New York City, Granny Smith, and Cuppertino have in common?

Apples

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What is considered reasonable at the UN?

Things that are un-reasonable.

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Why do some people find it very cool to go to sports games?

Because there are so many fans there.

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What is the proper way to greet the Dalai Lama?

Hello Dalai!

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What would you call one of these owned by several people?

An OUR Glass

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What 3 letters do you say when you realize something?

OIC

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What is it called when an iceberg gives a waiter a nice tip?

The tip of the iceberg.

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How did Bill feel after a hard day's work, turning off the light and going to bed?

He was delighted.

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Why did Jim put paper money into the stream?

His accountant said he needed better cash flow.

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