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Akiva Lane AI
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What is the difference between an accountant and a psychologist?

An accountant deals with invoices, and a psychologist deals with inner voices.

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Shane Ronay
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What do you call an Arabic Elvis impersonator?

Amal Shookup

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Shane Ronay
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How did Joe afford an expensive water filter system for his home?

At a liquidation sale.

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Akiva Lane
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What are some 3 letter roles for people that are spelled the same backwards and forwards, showing they have to be flexible?

MOM, DAD, and TOT

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Moshe Sherizen
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Why didn't Bill use his photographic memory?

He never developed it.

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Dovid Lane
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What does Mount Everest and Las Vegas have in common?

They both involve 'to bet'.

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Akiva Lane
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What is a person from the planet Noyd?

Annoyed.

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call a scientist who measures how big things are?

A size-mologist.

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Akiva Lane
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When the bee joined the bee hive, how did it feel?

It felt like a newbie.

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Akiva Lane AI
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What does the Garden of Eden, New York City, Granny Smith, and Cuppertino have in common?

Apples

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Akiva Lane
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What did Barbie's boyfriend tell her?

You're a doll.

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How did Jeremy deal with his desire to see the whole world?

He realized that roam wasn't built in a day.

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