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What is the version of Arabian Nights that takes place in Rome?

Al-Latin.

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If a person is alone on an island, what color does he have with him?

Maroon.

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What can you say about a person who sews together pieces of cloth into suits and dresses?

He has his work cut out for him.

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What do you call a prince that is a high wire walker?

Your highness.

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What is black when clean, and white when dirty?

A black board.

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Why do 95% of bald people still own a comb?

They can't part with it.

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Why is it often difficult to communicate messages to other people?

Because often they begin with a mess.

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What happened when Anne went to the used watch store to fix her watch?

She got a second hand second hand.

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Why must all people grow spiritually?

It's our soul purpose.

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How can you tell that a person has humility?

The person places 'you' first - as in 'you'-mility.

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How did Alan feel when he put down the heavy box of cucumbers?

Un-encumbered.

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What do you call a cat that steals things?

A feline felon.

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