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What do you call a one-legged hippo?

A hoppo

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What do you call noodles that are very fresh?

New-dles

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What city gets its name because of its importance in the Universe?

University

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At what time did King Arthur's knight complain about a stomach ache?

In the middle of the knight.

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Which dog breed enjoys a traditional Jewish breakfast?

Beagles

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Why did Joe like working in the spring more than the fall?

He didn't like being the fall guy.

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What do you call a delicious English herring?

Yum kippers.

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What do taxi companies and computer devices have in common?

They both use drivers.

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What did the new doctor say to the retiring doctor whose practice he bought?

Thanks for your patients.

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Which type airplane do people like to stare at?

A Leer Jet.

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How did the lawyers refer to the case of the pillow company being sued?

The pillow case.

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What is Denise's brother's name?

De Nephew.

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