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What happened to the fireman who fought fire with fire?

He got fired.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did this make Mike confused?

He didn't know if it was a scissors or a pair of scissors.

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Which dog breed echoes an overly enthusiastic relative?

A Pinscher

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What can you say about a candle before you light it?

It's met its match.

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What is a survey about telephone usage called?

A telephone poll.

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Are people in a family 'absolute'?

They are 'relative', that's why they are called relatives.

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Why do violinists put rosin on their violin bows?

It makes the violins rosin-ate.

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At what kind of table does one read the New York Times?

The Times table.

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Why didn't Arnie like downhill skiing?

He wasn't inclined to enjoy that kind of activity.

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What are two streams that cross each other called?

Extremes

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Where does a mountain hiker sleep?

On bedrock.

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How does this picture encourage us?

It reminds us that: 'I can'.

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