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Why don't gluten-free people consume wheat?

It goes against their grain.

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What is the room called where people make salad dressings?

The dressing room.

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What factors have helped Amazon retain repeat business?

Free Shipping and Auto-Ordering are two Prime examples.

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Where did Melinda keep information about doctors and medicine?

In her 'docs' folder on her computer.

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What can you say about a teacher without any students?

He's in a class all by himself.

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A swimming pool table.

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It has to do with the price of tea in China.

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A picture worth a thousand words.

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What did Alan say to the gas station after he filled his car gas tank?

Tank you.

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When Jeff asked his friend, "What is worse, ignorance or apathy?" how did his friend answer?

His friend answered, "I don't know, and I don't care".

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What do you call spaghetti that is a double agent?

An im-pasta.

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How best to describe someone who only sees his own perspective?

MYopic.

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