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Why does a letter C emerging from the ground have to be dealt with immediately?

It's an emergent C.

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Why did Joe stop stealing, get a job with a salary?

He found that crime does not pay.

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Which city outlawed the use of doorbells?

Knocksville, TN

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What's the difference between looking for a parking space and washing clothes?

With one you want spots to appear, and with the other you wants spots to disappear.

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What did the children say when given these?

Ooh...goody, goody gumdrops!

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What does a surfer and new employee have in common?

They are both involved with on-boarding.

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What was James Bond's nickname when he travelled a lot?

Vaga Bond

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Why did Alan enjoy exercizing by balancing on balls?

Because it helped him with the ability to be on the ball.

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What is the difference between a park and a mental institution?

The park has cycle paths.

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How did Martha feel when she cut her vegetables into very small pieces?

Grate.

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What do you call a very elaborate rap song?

A rap-sody.

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What is Santa Claus's favorite agricultural activity?

Hoe, hoe, hoe.

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