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What is this man's position at the company?

Chairman of the Bored

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Akiva Lane
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How many degrees does a wrong angle have?

We know it's not 90 degrees, because that's a right angle.

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Shane Ronay
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What does an audio engineer do?

Provide sound advice.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Betty buy a very large plate?

Because she had so many things on her plate.

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Shane Ronay
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Where was the toilet invented?

Flushing, NY

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call a line of rabbits putting seeds into the ground a second time?

A re-seeding hare line.

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Akiva Lane
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What can you say about someone who wanted something for a long time?

The longing was long.

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Shane Ronay
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Why are shovels so important to society?

They are a ground-breaking tool.

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How did the Mexican "Uno Dos" bandits get their name?

They'd leave without a "tres".

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What's good about having a one-track mind?

You don't easily go off the rails.

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What is the key to "flipping" houses?

Heavy leverage

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Akiva Lane
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How did Mark regard his habit of drinking beer every day?

He regarded it as minor ale-ment.

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