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Shane Ronay
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What's this man's problem?

He has an axe to grind.

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call a father from Iceland?

An ice pop.

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Shane Ronay
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How in one word can one complain that their grapes aren't ripe yet?

Gripe

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Akiva Lane
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Where can you go when you're tired?

You can go to bed and go to sleep.

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Akiva Lane
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Why do we regard wine as special?

Because it is from de vine.

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Shane Ronay
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What are these?

Cocoa Nuts

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call a seamstress that doesn't know how to sew?

A seemstress.

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Akiva Lane
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Why is the location of the letter 'I' very important in marriage?

It's the difference between 'marriage' and 'mirage', and 'marital arts' and 'martial arts'.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Jim feel like a flamingo?

Because he couldn't put his foot down.

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Akiva Lane AI
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What happened when Gary tried to play piano by ear?

He decided it's better to play with his hands.

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Shane Ronay
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why did the man make window blinds from potato peels?

He heard they were a nightshade.

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Akiva Lane
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What was the result of the pig race?

The winner squeeked by.

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