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How did Melissa feel when she found out, after waiting in line, that the concert was sold out?

She found it disconcerting.

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Was Bill's love of bread a factor in his becoming a baker?

Yes, it played a big roll, and he wanted to make a lot of bread.

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Where did the name "Turks and Caicos" come from?

Someone couldn't pronounce "turquoise".

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What did the circus do to the trapeze artist who wasn't performing well?

It suspended him.

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Why did the manager buy wrapping paper?

At the end of meetings he wanted to wrap up the meetings.

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Do you ever see herds of animals roam cities?

It's practically unherd of.

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What do you call relatives who are sleeping?

Nap kins.

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What is it called when an electrician charges a lot to install a lighting system?

The charge of the light brigade.

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What can you say about these workers?

They are onion-ized.

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What did kids say about a turtle that had been their teacher?

The tortoise taught us.

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Why did Jill buy a Jiffy car?

Because she wanted to go places and come back in a jiffy.

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Why did Betty look for someone who loves ceilings?

She thought it would be cool if she got a ceiling fan.

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