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How are acute infections treated?

Doctors say, "Awwww" and give the patient a hug.

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Matt Weiss
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What was the result that friends Juan and Amal were always together?

When you saw Juan, you saw Amal.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Martha feel so tired, that she felt like the back of a car?

She was exhausted, and two tired.

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Akiva Lane
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What did the table cloth say to the table?

Don't be concerned, I've got you covered.

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How did the mouse avoid the mousetrap?

He just squeaked by.

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Why did Joe, in his new job, feel like the wheels of a car?

He felt tired and under pressure.

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What do you call a group of cars that are flooded after a hurricane?

A car pool.

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Why is this inspiring?

It says 'Eye can!'

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Why did the blues band remind Bob of his days hunting whales?

The wailing reminded him of whaling.

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What do you call worrying about the complications of losing money in a real estate complex?

A complex complex about a complex.

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How do you translate MS/DOS from Hebrew to English?

Honest Thinking (Emes Das)

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What did the tree do when it felt like just a stick in the mud?

It branched out.

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