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Why was the ballet teacher considered to be so good?

She really kept her students on their toes.

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What does the Constitution have in common with balancing a checkbook?

Checks and balances.

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What is a good 2-part security method?

Beagles and locks.

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Why was the baker happy?

Because he had all that he kneaded.

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What Hebrew word does this represent?

Dati

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What do you call a line of singles from all over the world waiting to get into a singles event?

An international date line.

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If a pineapple is a collection of fused berries, what is it called if a detached berry doesn't want to re-join the group?

It is refusing to refuse.

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How did the Head of Engineering at MIT get his job?

By being a roads scholar

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If something is furbished twice, what does it become?

Refurbished.

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How does one get men to listen?

Stress to "He'd" his words.

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What was the motto of the company that made horror movies?

We've only begun to fright.

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How does Barbie say good morning to Ken?

Good morning, doll-ing.

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