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Why is this the most expensive dish in the restaurant?

It's 24 carrot plated.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did the husband and wife put their hands in the sink together when they wanted to communicate?

It helped them be in-sink with each other.

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Akiva Lane
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Why didn't Billy like the second class of his school day?

He felt like a second class citizen.

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Akiva Lane
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Why was the cook proud of the eggs she made?

Because they were well done.

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Akiva Lane
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Where do pharmaceuticals go that don't need a prescriptinon?

They're over the counter.

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Akiva Lane AI
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What animal is like an ant that gets married without a wedding?

Antelope.

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Shane Ronay
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Do people enjoy recycling so many items?

Sort of.

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Akiva Lane
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What did Barry say when he saw his neighbor put a muzzle on his dangerous dog?

Muzzle Tov!

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Why did Bill take music stands from other places, and put them in his house?

When he felt strongly about something, he felt he needed to take a stand.

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Akiva Lane
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Because Gus Jones was so much fun to be with, what was his nickname?

Fun Gus.

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Shane Ronay
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Why couldn't serfs get ahead during the Middle Ages?

Life was feudal.

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What was the frustrated mother grateful for after trying to toilet train her toddler?

ICBM

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