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What does a cell phone, a credit card, and a bullfight have it common?

They all involve charging.

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What did the painter say when told he was supposed to paint the ship WHITE - not navy blue?

Oops - I blue it.

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Is it good to tie something with a frayed knot?

I'm afraid not.

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Why didn't the group of doctors sit down?

They didn't want to be sitting docs.

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Why did the left foot, when it was in back of a person, feel sad?

Because it felt left behind.

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Why didn't the cafeteria label their trays A, B, C, D, etc?

Because the second one would be 'betray'.

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What did pregnant Emily and the library book she was reading have in common?

They were both due in September.

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Why did the magazine publisher go to a therapist?

He had a lot of issues.

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Why did the woman crash into the building where Mark had just been standing?

Her driving instructor told to hit the mark.

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What did the losing coach say about his opponent after losing by 52 points?

I found them very offensive.

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What Beatles song is about a bee in a vegetable garden?

Lettuce bee.

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What gets larger as the things they represent get smaller?

The numbers associated with roads (highway 1 is larger than higher 4325)

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