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Why was it hard to get things done in the Middle Ages?

Because everything was futile (feudal).

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What do you say when you finish going through the everglades?

See you later alligator.

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What do you call shoes made of banana peels?

A pair of slippers.

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Why didn't the actor work on Passover?

He couldn't have any roles.

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How is waiting in line similar to being a doctor?

You need patience.

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Why is K-OS not a good name for a computer operating system?

It sounds like Chaos.

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Why did the cinnamon havester quit his job?

He kept barking up the wrong tree.

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What group of letters do planes fly over?

They fly over C's.

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What can you learn from watching a pear tree grow?

You can learn more about how to pre-pear.

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What city is known for being nice?

Nice, France.

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When we treat others with tact, what is the result?

Our relationships remain intact.

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A square not.

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