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Why didn't people trust the model E phone?

They thought it was a phoney.

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In the body, what is between tendon B and tendon D.

Tendency.

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What food made Emily think about what happened in the past?

Pasta.

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Shane Ronay
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What are abortions called in Czechoslovakia?

Cancelled Czechs

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What can you say about someone who travels with light beams stored in jars?

He packs light.

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How did the teacher feel when he realized that no one was paying attention to him?

He felt like he was the chairman of the bored.

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What is good name for a men's clothing store in Thailand?

Tie Land.

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How did farmer Jones know not to feed his ox eggs?

Because the ox rebelled against any yokes.

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What do you call someone who helps on a farm?

A farm assist.

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Why did Lisa buy things with pennies?

When she bought things, she wanted to use common cents.

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Why did Tom get fired from the kitchen hardware business?

He just couldn't handle it.

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How did Billy feel when he blew out the candles on his birthday cake?

He was delighted.

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