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What is the term for a relapse of influenza?

Deja Flu

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Why were the vegetables upset when Marty put salt on them?

They felt assaulted.

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How did Maxine feel when her stomach started crying because of the way she was eating?

She knew she had an upset stomach.

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How is a liquor store similar to a nursery of babies?

They both have fine whines.

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What do you call a wine bottle that is in the shape of a letter O?

A wine-o.

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What is news from last week called?

Olds.

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When Ellie Smith married Darth Vader why did she feel things were going up?

She became Ellie Vader.

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What is the proper term for a clash between snakes?

A hissy fit

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Why did the politician like to winnow grain on the farm?

He liked how it is spelled: win now.

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Why did Max pay a lot of money for a bed?

Because it was a bedder bed.

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What are "octopy"?

Pizzas topped with calamari.

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What do you say when you finally see a parking space?

I spot a spot.

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