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What is a very good thing about Switzerland?

Their flag is a big plus.

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Why didn't the cafeteria label their trays A, B, C, D, etc?

Because the second one would be 'betray'.

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What do shoes and noses have in common?

They both smell.

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What do you call machines that sand down the surface of kernals of grain?

Kernal sanders.

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What novel is about a boy who always wakes up late?

The son also rises.

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What do you call a broken can opener?

A can't opener.

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What is not a nice way to describe how one's vacuum cleaner works?

It sucks!

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What was Betty's reaction when the glass jar fell and broke?

She found it jarring.

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Why did this company have a bad reputation?

They were suspected of monkey business.

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Who was the head baker to the junior baker?

Her roll model.

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What is the thinnest coat?

A coat of paint.

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Does the Moot Pencil Company make very sharp pencils?

That's a moot point.

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