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If you take a liter of water, and pour it out, what does it become?

Leaderless.

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Matt Weiss
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Why does filling up tires keep getting more expensive?

Inflation.

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Why did the Jack-in-the-Box have trouble getting married?

He was an out-of-the-box kind of guy.

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What did Heaven say to the angel that put too much dew on the grass?

Don't over dew it.

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Why did Billy ask his father to take a baseball bat and a bird to the baseball game?

Because he liked bat man and robin.

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What is it called when you're on a boat and invite people to play and no one shows up?

You're not playing with a full deck.

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Why do we regard wine as special?

Because it is from de vine.

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Shane Ronay
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Why was the plumber scared to unclog bathroom sinks?

It was always a hair-raising experience.

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Yitzchak Berger
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How does a hippie with 2 wives count them?

One Mrs. Hippie, two Mrs. Hippie.

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Akiva Lane
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How is Julie's time in the playground going?

It's in full swing.

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Why didn't Beverly believe anything written on the humidifier?

Because it was full of hot air.

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What does mailing a letter have in common with post Covid?

Post office.

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