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Why did astrophysicist Steven Hawking fail his history class?

It wasn't rocket science.

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Why are the internal parts of the body called organs?

Because they are all so well organized.

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What is the proper term for a clash between snakes?

A hissy fit

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How long must one walk a dog that lives indoors?

Until they're pooped.

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What do you call a tile that can do many things?

Versa tile.

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What is this fooseball player in need of?

Plastic Surgery

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What did the math teacher try to convey to her class?

Everything has its pluses and minuses.

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What do you call a row of rabbits hopping backwards?

A receding hare line.

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What did one guy say to his friend when he got to the punchbowl at the party first?

I beat you to the punch.

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What's an attitude in life that can make things harder?

Taking things for granite.

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How do you describe a cow that is very particular about the food it eats?

It chooses its cud.

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Where do small burps live?

In the sub-burps.

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