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What do you call two monkeys sharing an Amazon account?

Prime mates

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How is time like an insect?

It tends to creep up on you.

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What was Bill's nickname after he was able to drive to avoid the tornado?

Mister "missed the twister".

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What is it called if a baseball pitcher throws a small model of an elevator?

An elevator pitch.

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What did the circus do to the trapeze artist who wasn't performing well?

It suspended him.

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What can you say about someone who travels with light beams stored in jars?

He packs light.

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What do you call an alligator who is a detective?

An investigator.

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Why don't some believe in Evolution?

They think it's monkey business.

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How does one refer to the hallways at mental institutions?

Psycho paths.

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What soap makes you drunk?

Bar soap.

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What does getting up in the morning have to do with Newton's laws of motion?

A body at rest tends to stay at rest.

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Which U.S. city do people have the hardest time losing weight?

Gainesville, FL

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