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What is a gun in a hat called?

A cap gun.

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How did Helvetica respond when someone suggested that she go out with Times New Roman?

He's not my type.

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Why did Sara like cream cheese with her lox?

It was the key and combination that unlocked the taste of the lox.

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Why did the singer stand on a key?

He didn't want to sing off key.

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Was there any limit to how good the costumes would be at the costume ball?

Disguise the limit.

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What vegetable has the best rhythm?

Beets.

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What is a sentence that has only the first 5 letters of the alphabet?

A bee C's de E.

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How did Sarah feel about not getting concert tickets to see her favorite band?

She found it dis-concerting.

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Where can one fall?

One can fall asleep, fall in love, fall down, fall ill, and fall into a trap.

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What's another way of referring to "the middle of the ocean"?

The Marine Core

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What relative did Bill Royd name the phone operating system after?

Aunt Royd.

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What did Mark call this grate to emphasize that it is very strong?

Alexander the Grate.

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